Any other Rian Johnson fans wish he'd spent the last 5 years

i'm hungry now for tacos, fried chicken and a egg roll

>>85416936
John Boyega really may be the ugliest human being to ever work in film

>>85416936
where are the white people
>white genocide

I would a Poe Dameron, desu

>>85419226

i was just thinking that

>>85416936
woa is that asian ugly.
There are so many beautiful once, at least get a decent one.

>>85419226
>cast daisy ridley and john boyega
>literally the only two people on the planet that are uglier than adam driver

well done jj

>>85419838

neo marxists despise strength and beauty

>>85416936
Are the new star wars films and exercise in finding the ugliest fuckers possible for the cast?

>Boyega looks like Denzel if he had downs and was stung by bees
>Hispanic or Jewish looking guy with uneven eyes and a nose shaped like a 1950's race car
>Some sort of asian cabbage patch doll in a bad wig.

>>85419226
I bet he thanks god every day that Leslie Jones exists

>>85419838
Because we want to appeal to china, so we will have an ugly Chinese character.
It's like Kong, where the Chinese girl gets BLACKED. China doesn't want to see that

>>85420015

china would want a beautiful chinese woman

>>85419226
hes 1000 times better looking than that asian girl, what the fuck is wrong with her head and hair?

Are all the bad guys still white?

>>85416936
3 strong men.

Who said that star wars is for women now?

The character of Poe has great potential, but the casting of Boyega blew away any chance his character may have had.

>>85422731
Boyega doesn't even play Poe.

God damn what in the fuck happened to Star Wars?

requesting thicc boyega

>>85422731
boyega did a good job fuck off

he might be a nigger but atleast he tried to act in that movie along with the pilot

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>>85416936

Watch the behind the scenes video from D23. They're already setting him up as the fall guy for Kathy Kennedy's inane tree bullshit that the marketing team knows most people are going to hate.

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>>85416936
was it really that hard for them to find a somewhat attractive gook instead of that specimen

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Gee, I can't wait to look at this face for the entire movie. Swell. Great casting.

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>>85423288
Nu- Star Wars is terrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0_GdI8TWE

TFA sucks, Rouge one sucks, and I have a feeling TLJ wont make up for any of it

>>85416936
why are they all right handed, what is this shit, it's time for more left handed representation in film

>>85416936
Nigger looks like a literal chimpanzee

>>85423477
So don't see it then. No one will make you see the movie.

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>>85423639
Wew lad. Feeling pretty defensive huh?

>>85423702
I'm not going to see it either.

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>>85423723
I'm actually going to see it. I like Star Wars. I know it's in ruins. A mere shadow of its former glory, but I'm going to see it anyway.

>>85416936
is based Oscar handsome or is it just that he's average looking aka more handsome than the rest of the entire cast?

>>85419226
He's a 5/10, are far uglier in the industry who have been big:

>steve buscemi
>rebel wilson
>leslie jones
>clint howard
>william dafoe
>rowan atkinson
>john c. reily
>philip seymour hoffman

>>85423989
Definitely the latter.

>>85424035
>philip seymour hoffman
you take that back, and leave my board forever

>>85416936
Fuck white people

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They're going to be doubling down with the female characters in this movie. Obviously you're still going to have Rey, Maz, Captain Phasma and Leia.

However now you also get Amilyn Holdo (Laura Dern) and Rose Tico (Kelly Marie Tran).

Star Wars is entirely for women now. Don't hit on them you silly boys.

>>85424152
Oh and I forgot you also get Rose's sister Paige. This movie is overflowing with estrogen.

>>85424035
other than Leslie Jones, none of the rest of them have a literal Gorilla face so they beat Ooga Boyega by default

>>85424035
> 5/10

Lolno. Someone post the child birthing hips pic

>>85424152

who cares

>>85424241
Obviously you do.

>>85423513
deserves more views

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>>85424236
THICC

I'm surprised the Alt-Light hasn't figured out that Supreme Commander Snoke is actually a parody of Donald Trump.

He's literally an old, tall, white man with blue eyes whose lair is covered in gold.

Trump was notorious for loving gold, and even had an entire penthouse with golden walls and doors.

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>>85424386

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>>85424236
he's pretty /fit/ these days

I mean he's ugly, but It's obvious /pol/ plays it up because he's black. My guess he's better looking than literally 90% of 4chan posters

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The
Villain
Is
Literally
A
Blue
Eyed
White
Guy

>>85419226
To be fair he's standing next to Standard Gabriel and wearing a retarded costume. It's weird feeling bad for a guy who's starring in a series of the highest grossing movies of all time.

That fat black chick from SNL and ghostbusters is she looks like a gorilla

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>Ruins your childhood.

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Great to see that Han Solo is back in this movie.

>>85424482
you can't ruin my childhood when I grew up with the Prequels.
My childhood is invincible

>>85424236
You really think women would prefer the likes of Philip Seymour Hoffman to Boyega?

>>85424482
That legitimately looks like it's from the set of the Hunger games.

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Hey Kids! Remember AT-ATs? You loved them right?

Well they're back!

>>85416936
>Look everyone look we got the Asian you were asking about
Why is Disney so quickly and unashamedly giving into these people what are they so afraid of

>>85424482
Honestly after TFA, a little thing like this hardly ruins SW anymore.

If they get rid of all the new characters in TFA, the fucked up worldbuilding (or lack of) that has shit like the resistance/first order exist, resetting ROTJ's results, more death stars, force trees, mary sue saint rey, etc.....THEN we can go back to prequel-tier nitpicking like "omg why did they have more advanced looking ships back then?!?!"

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>>85419226
at first I didn't realize why JJ Abrams chose such an ugly ridiculous looking guy as Finn. Why not a good looking negro like pic related?

But then you see TFA and realize that despite what 4chan says about JJ, he made Finn out to be a stereotypical minstrel black character. He overreacts to everything, he's bumbling, he's cowardly, he's incompetent, he's sweaty and has exaggerated facial expressions. He's not even portrayed as a love interest. I'm surprised JJ didn't give him a cane to dance around with

And THAT is why they chose Boyega, and not someone like Michael B. Jordan, because he was meant to be a bumbling comic relief sidekick character

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Why doesn't anyone like Rey?

Pop figures are literally a phenomenon. People go crazy for them, but no one seems to like Rey.

Why?

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>>85424596
>create new Walker design for TFA
>throw it away and never use it again

>>85424707
Still, the fact that Michael B. Jordan can actually act would have made him a better choice than boyega, even if he doesn't perfectly fit the bumbling comic relief role too well. Boyega is a horrendous actor on top of being hideous

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>BB-8 and Kylo Ren boxes fly off the shelves

>Rey cereal box winds up on clearance at the dollar store

What did the kids of America mean by this?

>>85424853
>Cunty-O's, part of this complete breakfast!

>>85424732
When I was a kid I liked the realistic looking action figures, that thing looks too lame and cutesy.

>>85424909
Pops are the beanie baby of our times. They're easily the most collectible toy on the market.

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Totally legitimate fan letter written by an 8 year old.

>>85424981
8 year olds apparently can't use lined paper huh

>>85424981
>(((Goldman)))

>>85424981
Here's the text of an actual letter i wrote when I was 8 to Nickelodeon in 1997. Spelling was proofread by my mommy but nothing else.

>Dear Nickelodeon
why dont you make rockos modern life anymore i really liked it filbur the turtle was funny. i really want to be on double dare with my family

for comparison

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Seriously, people legitimately don't like Rey.

Why?

>>85425118
Because she, along with everyone else in TFA, was a poorly written shell of a character. Maybe Rian Johnson can fix that but I'm not optimistic.

>>85425118
She's too much of a perfect mary sue. Luke and Anakin had more of a slower progression and got their asses kicked by Vader/Dooku before they came into their full power.

>>85425118

>kids like a school shooter maniac with daddy issues more than Rey

tumblr btfo

>>85425323
You're right, but that's also pretty creepy to be completely honest phamalia

>>85424035
Can you actually call Dafoe and Atkinson ugly? Dafoe is debatable but when Atkinson isn't doing silly faces, the dude actually looks dignified in the classical british sense.

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This is part of the new Star Wars cannon.

>>85416936

John Boyega seems like he's sickeningly obnoxious. Not in a chad type of way. But in more of a "this is a flaming car wreck waiting to happen" kind of way. I'm looking forward to the future this guy has with his public image. Have a feeling there will be some scandals very soon.

I know all of Hollywood is fucking filled to the brim with degenerates. But Marvel at least managaes to exude a really chill vibe. Like you feel like you know they're having a good time in the Marvel camp. Star Wars on the other hand... Where to even start, man?

Maybe it's that she's an unknown but God Daisy Ridley comes off incredibly dull in interviews and whatnot. Then there's the whole thing about her nsfw Bebo profile and those music videos that no one can find anymore (inb4 this shit somehow picks up steam in the media despite the mouse's best efforst and Disney has to balance the demands of degenerate sex-crazed SJWs who want to push "progressive" sex positivity harder than a fucking drug habit against its quintessentially "family friendly" brand). Boyega seems ridiculously cocky for his own good (this will hopefully lead to some debacle on his part). Isaacs seems to be the only one in the whole crew who seems even remotely capable of navigating fame. I'm sure Driver is just as capable and he's easily just as talented as Isaacs, if not more, but he doesn't seem to show up on these talk shows as much or at leats doesn't seem to have as much of a profile, so he doesn't count.

And then there's the "old guard" that just could not give a fuck. No matter what they say, no matter how their mouths move, their hatred for the whole fucking thing is so blatantly obvious, it;s honestly glorious.

Driver seems like the only one that'll walk away from this shit untarnished long term. Maybe Isaacs can salvage something for himself if he jumps franchises and goes to Marvel.

>>85419838
I legit can't figure this one out. I have yellow fever and I was looking forward somehwat to the character when they annouced her but I genuinely didn't believe the casting when it cam eout. I thought some websites were trolling. When it sank in I finally knew I didn't give any fucks about this hsit.

>>85423421
holy fuck sauce pls. I know it's yui hatano and anri okita but code? Gonna search for these two as blondes but pls post sauce if you can anon

>And then there's the "old guard" that just could not give a fuck. No matter what they say, no matter how their mouths move, their hatred for the whole fucking thing is so blatantly obvious, it;s honestly glorious.

Neckbeards could make a better movie.

>>85419226
He'd make a good Mohammed Ali.

>>85424425
> That body fat %age

Bulk up all you want son, if you want a nice cut you need to lay off the junk

>>85419934
>comment is both homoerotic and fascist

>yep, checks out

>>85424909
Those figures are more for collecting than playing.

>>85425238
For as bad at writing dialogue as Lucas was he knew how to establish and grow characters.

>>85425114

awwwwww

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>>85425118
>SJWs hate Kylo Ren for being a Nazi with a burning cross who fights their perfect literal goddess Rey
>Kylo Ren and his burning cross lightsaber become literally the most popular STar Wars merchandise out there

my fucking sides

>>85425835
Ha, right. Girls are seeing his biceps and being very intrigued then that barely double chin and recoiling in anguish and disgust.
Are you fucking 11? The rule is 18 to post.

>>85423513
Don't forget Han Solo Unititled Standalone Movie starring Emilia Clarke and some fag

>>85425118
She was bitchy and very unlikeable but producers tried to force you to like her

>>85425118
wow, /tv/ is finally going to have to admit kylo is a legitimately great character and the best part of the movie

>>85425971
Isn't his actor a jew though?

>>85425118
Market for toys is young boys.

They don't want to play with a female action figure.

Its that simple.

>>85416936
Yes.
I remember he said he had another original sci fi in the works after he finished Looper.
Word was that it was a cyberpunk.

Honestly, doing VII could help him achieve higher budgets to make original films. It's just a shame that this looks so lame.

>>85424035
But Dafoe and Hoffman have excelled at acting.
Boyega was alright in Attack the Block.

>>85426086
He's not a great character. Simply better than the alternatives.

>>85426117
>female action figure.
But this goes well beyond just the action figure market. Monopoly sets, collectible figurings, hell even boxes of kids cereal. Rey is genuinely disliked.

>>85426117
I had the leia one from rotj with her dressed up as the bounty hunter with a removable helmet. That one's acceptable.

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>>85425913
He WAS the fucking characters.
Han Solo is the antihero he wanted to be
Luke is how he felt as a young filmmaker
Leia is the kind of girl George always wanted. A firebrand who he could bang on the hood of his spaceship.
Yoda was his wisdom and knowledge
Obi-Wan was the cool Uncle who shows you his gun from "the war" and his cool hot rod he restored by hand.

Who the fuck is Rey?
Who the fuck is Kylo Ren?
Who the fuck is Maz Cantina?
Who the fuck is Baze Oregano?
Who the fuck is Shia Labeouf?

All these new characters that we have no attachment to because they aren't rooted in anything real or ephemeral.

>Episode 7, 8, and 9 are DLC

>>85426021
Have you not seen the posts of his borderline middle-age mom-tier physique? And why are you projecting so hard summerfag? And who the fuck even said this was about girls? There's girls out there that are weird enough they'd go for your sorry ass, and ones that aren't as degenerate that would settle for a rabid dog. No one's approval would change the fact that his body fat %age is shit. Heck, he's got decent muscle mass, that much is clear. It's just painfully obvious that he has a bad diet (or bad genetics) from his visible fat. Have you even driven past a gym in your entire life?

If you're gonna fight on a shit board make sure you do it for something that actually makes sense. Or just stick to summer school, remedial inbred.

>>85426091
Man who the fuck isn't in hollywood. Shit's a moot point. At least that's what /tv/ keeps saying. Not like Im ever gonna find out.

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>it's a hollywood casts the weirdest asian they could find episode

>>85426623

Dude that actress is fucking hot. It's just the makeup and character mannerisms that are weird as fuck.

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>>85426623
ayy lmao

>>85426509
>projecting
This is an INSTANT post ruin word. It's so hilariously overused (and fucking wrong) on this stupid website that anyone who uses it is basically admitting that they're full blown retarded. I love when you fucking internet detectives think you solved the case you made by just attributing it all to projection. So, so fucking stupid. It's admitting "I'm retarded!".
What is even my projection in that post? Are you saying I have the same physique? Lots of muscle and... what?
Christ. I wish Club Penguin was still alive to keep you morons busy somewhere else.
>If you're gonna fight on a shit board
I'm not "fighting" you, retard. Are you this stupid? Mom-physique alone makes you sound like a train lover, do you know that? Are you aware of your own words? Have you seen the movies with him and his, your words. "fat" ass running around?
I wonder what it's like being so fucking stupid. I wonder, but I don't wish to know. Keep being a failure at everything.

>>85424732

Why do people who make these assertions inevitably post a picture of some toys along with it, as if the picture somehow supports their point?

>haha look at all these ray dolls on this shelf, this totally means that they're selling poorly everywhere xD

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>>85426623
>A cute actor

>>85426853
>Daddy buys you a role

>>85424035
>>steve buscemi
Too charismatic and charming to be below Boyega
>>rebel wilson
Fat, but cute face
>>leslie jones
A fellow ape
>>clint howard
Can actually pull off a distinguished look
>>william dafoe
Implying you wouldn't fuck him
>>rowan atkinson
White British is better than ape
>>john c. reily
Swims in more poon than you'll ever see
>>philip seymour hoffman
End yourself.

>>85424981

Wow that (((child)))) uses excellent punctuation.

Fucking dumb ass roasties faking shit.

>>85427141
Are you saying philip seymour hoffman was sexy? I saw a lot of movies with him and I could smell him through the screen

>>85426887

> Jumps like an autistic monkey on a post that's pointing out a fact about an actor's physique making no real point, with a post that amounts to little more than autistic infantile screeching, and acts like others are immature and underage.

It's either projecting 101 or you're mentally handicapped. Keep posting faggot. At least here you can be anonymous and run away from your failures.

>>85427260
95% of stats and quotes posted on /pol/ are fake

>>85424981

That's some great punctuation for an 8 year old kek

>>85427141
>Too charismatic and charming to be below Boyega
No not really. More like too old and too tired. He has charisma but he is fucking disgusting. He isn't at the diner in RD anymore.
>Fat, but cute face
Has anyone heard a worse opinion, ever? She's fucking disgusting. I wonder who she blew to even be THIS relevant.
>A fellow ape
Boyega is above her, no question. Can't blame him for the writing.
>Implying you wouldn't fuck him
So what does this mean? Because you've spent time researching his penis that other sane people can't read his face and see "crazy"? Please leave the house.
>White British is better than ape
I guess? Who are you appealing to here.
>Swims in more poon than you'll ever see
Wow money wins again? Who woulda thought! Woody Allen, a manlet ugly fucktard, has fucked tighter, better puss than you ever will. Guess he is what all inspire to be, huh?
>philip seymour hoffman
This we agree on, handsome and charismatic man that belongs no where in this list.

>>85427304
>STILL projecting
Dude you're an idiot. I'm sorry you weren't told earlier. Your buzzword, which isn't one btw it has a meaning, reveals your terrible thought process.
Enjoy being stupid. We all are. Me, keep posting? You're the dancing monkey. Please, continue! Fucking moron.

>>85426091
Actually, as surprising as it may be, he is not a jew

>thread about Rian Johnson's career decisions
>no posts about Rian Johnson

>>85425839
what about that post is homoerotic in the least?

>>85426117
My 9 years old sister likes Kylo Ren too.

>>85424517
>make him look like the new faggot actor rather than Ford so that the new guy is more believable to audiences
Fuck Disney. Like fuck them.

>>85424517
Why does he have a rebel insignia he wasn't part of that shit.

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>>85427337
swing and a miss

>>85420669
Yes

>>85427337
hehe

>>85426045
>to force you
pottery

>>85430496
SAUCE

>>85423702
God her face is so fucking annoying

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>>85424035
How dare you

>>85425773
MIMK-039

>>85423639
Disney took a beloved franchise and turned it into garbage to cater to demographics that never likes SW to begin with. Fans being angry at these movies is legitimate. I mean, no SW fans would watch what this woman has done before and won't complain about her if she wasn't in a SW film. Makes sense you know

>>85416936
Not really. Star Wars 8 actually is an original film. It's going to probably be better than anything else he will ever do.

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>>85420015
She doesn't do anything in the movie

>>85426045
Woody and Gambino are in it too, and the tall guy who plays chewy

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>>85425545
>dignified in the classical british sense.
THIS

>>85424181
Rose will betray them tho

>>85427052
Wtf I love GotG2 now

>>85424395
Melania was hot once

>>85424981
First order pilot looks dope

>>85425749
Hot asians trigger white women too much.

>>85416936
No, i'm super happy Disney got an actual creative director to make one of these.

>>85430352
Dude, it's not Han Solo, it's Poe Dameron (I guess)

>>85431552
Yeah, neither does the black guy. Diversity at Hollywood, be black, be asian and stfu.

>>85426326
>Who the fuck is Rey?
Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert