TOMORROW

9/11

Explain to the folks what you mean by tomorrow

>>85413441

Your dad's still alive, right?

i have wednesday off work to enjoy it

who is this jerk

this Albert Fish guy, he was a real jerk

>>85413441
Are we finally getting more Norm live?

Hasn't he filled tons of shows with big name guests that have just never been released?

Also, why is he so mean to Adam?

>>85414306
>no
>FUCK

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i seriously have to listen to this faggot just to watch new norm ?

>>85413468

Reminds me of that tragedy.

>>85414464
>>85414306
this kill me everytime. its so cruel

>>85413441
Its too bad he doesnt do his podcast live anymore.
As soon as he started prerecording and editing it, it lost something

>I said you licked out hitler's asshole I never said that you fucked it, i would never demean you to say that you fucked adolf hitler's asshole

He fucked a frog. And I'm his offspring... Anyways, I want a loan.

>remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?

>>85414474
the fuck do you have against letterman?

>cut my cock off

the andy dick one made me like andy dick. norm always sees the best in people.

>>85415094
>the nine eleven call
>you mean nine one one call
>yes of course... but nine eleven was a national tragedy

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This is Adam Eget, a holocaust-denying alcoholic who jerks off punks under the Brooklyn bridge for $15 a man. Say something nice about him!

Now don't laugh at this next part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgvDPTEktRY

>>85415175
soft hands

>>85415175
Nice shoes faggot!

>>85415225

Little did it matter, Croce would be dead within a year.

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>>85413441
Damn, Norm look like THAT?

>>85415175
Phillip Seymour Hoffman of cuckold porn desu

>>85415225
bob is a tour de force in this

people don't like the term post ironic but the whole episode is amazing, the commitment to the character and taking the absurd completely serious.

two masters at work.

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>>85415175
>Traaaditionally, yeah...

>>85415671
he committed a little too hard i think, but part of that is its the first episode and norm/adam aren't quite comfortable with the format either

>>85415225

>i didnt it write it
>this is your life

>>85415032
>how come there's an app for everything except, how to rape a baby

>>85416022
"Did you just hire this guy to ruin all the interviews?"

>>85415225
>>85415671
I really hope he has Bob back soon.

>>85415671
>i'm gonna shout out of the window of this bus and it'll reach more people than your podcast ever will

>>85415175
>Ed McBoy

>>85415175
I can't say something nice about anyone who got catfished by some dude on /tv/

It's crazy just how much funnier Norm is than the rest of Jash

>If your fucking then you are probably fuckin
x100
>If you aren't fucking then you definitely aint fucking
x100

>>85417129
reggie is not funny at all. just entertaining. I literally don't know anyone else on jash besides norm

>>85413441
goddamn i want a SPORTS hat

>>85417129
Yeah the tonal differences are so jarring. I understand that freestyle rap is a valid form of entertainment for a lot of people, but I fucking hate it.

>>85414274
There was no Jewish holocaust.

>>85415088
he virtue signals to cucks now

Has anyone heard the one about the chimp in the bar?

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>David Letterman
>Mike Tyson
>Caitlyn Jenner

Who else is confirmed? Apparently a lot of the rumors were shops.

>>85420384
He's always been honest about his liberal politics. Stop being so cynical. Even if you were right it wouldn't change the fact that he's the best ever. Better than Carson

I'm really hoping there's some subtle passive aggressive digs at Fallon's horrible show

>>85420384

>he meaningless buzzwords to meaningless buzzwords

>>85415175
>he couldn't spell A-B-C

>>85416022
>truhdishunnullyy...

>>85421456
To appear:
Sarah Silverman[3]
Judd Apatow
Margaret Cho
Bobby Lee
David Letterman
Jerry Seinfeld
Conan O'Brien
Artie Lange
Robert Blake
Patrick Dempsey
Caitlyn Jenner[4]
Mike Tyson

From wikipedia. What a fucking all star lineup. Except who is Robert Blake

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>>85413441
>someone here will die before seeing it

>>85421690

This is the shit that was based on shops anon. The producer confirmed them to be be fake. Norm and Artie haven't spoken in years.

I dunno how the hell I missed this when it aired but I've been catching up the last few weeks and it's fantastic. Thanks /tv/, you didn't trick me this time.

>>85421456
>Caitlyn Jenner

Does /tv/ know about this?

>>85421690
>>85421766
As long as he still gets Seinfeld I'll be happy. I'd also like to see Neil Flynn on there.

>>85413441
COMES TODAY

>>85422053
Norm did Seinfeld's show so I would be surprised if he didn't reciprocate.

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>>85422053
>>85422683
>norm gives seinfeld a joke with no-no words in it

>>85415380
jerome is right, those are some nice shoes!

>>85422839
so what's the deal with dirty jokes?

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I can't contain my excitement lads, the moment is nearly upon us.

>>85421456
>Caitlyn Jenner
why...

>>85422683
Now Larry David would really be something. Fuck it, everyone post wishlists for guests, no judgment.

>Larry David
>Jerry Seinfeld
>Neil Flynn
>Bob Einstein again
>Bob Odenkirk
>Conan
>Jason Lee
>Fred Stoller again
>Danny Devito
>Dave Chappelle

>tfw none of these happen but Seth MacFarlane does and it's a great episode

>>85423080
>Fred Stoller again
My nigga, he was a perfect guest, he had some good stories but at the same time knew to never interrupt Norm's bants

>>85423197
He's the only one to react completely appropriately to the 'real jerk' gag. In general though, he works under the impression that he isn't funny and nobody knows/likes him which is a fantastic space to be in for a comedian. Norm could fuck with him, be surprised by his stories, sincerely interview him and just talk comedy with him when a lot of guests only work on one or two of those levels.

Hey guys i made a nice sandwich and want to send a piece to Norm, does anyone know his adress?

Please post it.

>>85423708
Just send it through the blood and bone of northern Canada.

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>>85413441
Bought his book but haven't read it

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The Billy Bob Thornton episode is so fucking comfy, i've rewatched it so many times.

>>85415175
Based Adam was the perfect choice of sidekick.

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>>85415225
>Mfw
Please based Super Dave return to us.

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>>85416743
>Ed McBoy

>Mfw
The Carl Reiner episode is nice as fuck, i love it.

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>>85417129
>Those getting doug with high interruptions
Jayzzus Chroist, a long time ago i downloaded all the podcast episodes just in case they would get ever taken down and manually edited every trace of other JASH shows out of them.

>>85421690
I really hope Conan turns out to be true, that would be a GOAT episode.

Really fucking odd to have caitlyn and mike tyson.

>>85424065
I've rewatched this, and several other ones, multiple times. I've also saved several of them to my computer. They are fun.

Do you think he'll get any more sponsors?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnjQKZpmRC0

>>85424065
I've literally had almost all the episodes (except gilbert cause he's really annoying) just on repeat for days the past couple of weeks while i'm doing other shit and playing games. Norm and adam are really relaxing to listen to. Was an insanely happy surprise to refresh his page like a week ago and suddenly see a new video saying it's coming back.

frank lloyd wright? more like frank lloyd cock

>>85414401
>why is he so mean to Adam?
because he deserves it

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>>85424348
That was excelent Mangrate done fucked up pulling their ads.

>>85415175
Where do you get your ideas from?

I will not eat a single morsel until margaret thatcher is dead and buried in the ground!

I wish we could find a hitler of today and kill him. We'll be back!

>He made love to me in the ass

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>>85424666
She died 3 weeks ago

>>85413441
NORM OF THE NORTH?

Artie wont be on the new season...norm cut him off

>>85417129
>the rest of Jash
Norm is part of that Jash thing?
He says Jash sounds like some fucking commie Gobbledy Gook (14:38): https://youtu.be/A848xpsDJbw?t=14m39s

>>85424322
He's been #2 on a show with Mike Tyson for years and Mike Tyson is legit a fascinating human being.

>>85422987
how does a nigga get such small teeth

>>85423080
is rob schneider the only main guy from the early adam sandler movies he hasn't had on?
is chris farley's brother funny?

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I love him.

>>85423080
Same guy here, I can't believe I forgot my absolute most wanted guest Chris Elliott.

>>85426547
I imagine Rob will be on, Norm had a role in his show recently. From what I've seen, Chris Farley's brother is not that funny and Norm has probably said all he would like to about Chris at this point ('he was so strong, I thought he would never die'). Chris Rock would be a great guest I bet, or Steve Buscemi.

>>85426745
>Steve Buscemi
fuck yes

>that steve buscemi anecdote from billy bob

>>85423080
Since he has interviewed a few Brits now, I'd like to see Dylan Moran and Richard Ayoade.

>>85427176
The best part of that Stephen Merchant interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv0iXXAgnhM&t=2s

>>85427176
It'd be good for him, he can get his cake and eat it too as far as being a subject of the Queen and part of that unified imperial culture but also assumed to be American.

I know it's been said before, but Norm interviewing OJ would be great.

>>85421690
>Except who is Robert Blake

Back to R*ddit, pal.

>>85424834
I'm surprised he was able to eat that chicken without any ladles of gravy to go with it

>>85427430
OJ is booked after red skeleton

>>85423080
Steve Martin
Martin Short
Billy Crystal

>>85421690
Robert Blake murdered his wife in the early 2000s outside of a restaurant and he got off on the criminal charge but was convicted in civil court of her murder, much like OJ was.

He also was in the original Little Rascals and was an actor for 4 decades. But he's mostly well known for killing his wife and being a fucking nutjob, he did an interview with Piers Morgan that was notoriously insane

>>85423080
Ricky Gervais

>>85427786
I don't think I could handle Ricky failing to pick up on Norm's humor for a whole episode, not that Ricky isn't funny or clever but compared to Norm they're like oil and water.

>>85427786
Ricky won't come on after Stephen

>>85421456
Adam looks older then norm

>>85430499
They both look like they've been partners on a plumbing company for decades and teaching their sons how take over the company and their 9 state covering franchises.

>>85430746
Now that's a movie.

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Ellen DeGeneres episode is gonna be epic.

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>>85421456
>>85431062
Where are these new set pictures coming from?

>>85424094
correct, their pairing is so unique and so dead on for Norm's comedic style
either that or Norm was just nice enough to rescue him from a life of prostitution into a slightly less shameful position

>>85430499
>>85431062
adam has the same shape head as grandpa simpson

Great show, but when are they gonna lose the douchebag?

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>>85431119
The University of Bob Seger

>>85431223
>tfw women only get 77% of a set

>>85415225

>"This was written years ago"

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>>85431062
>>85431223
These are nice as fuck guest but sadly these debunk "leaked lists" hope by coincidence Conan still shows up anyway.

Larry David when?

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>>85431443
>Larry on NML
>Norm on Curb

>>85427234
Which version of this joke do you guys prefer more, this one, or the way he tells it on Howard Stern? Personally I like the build up and the journey on the Howard Stern version more, but the last punchline delivery is better when telling it to Merchant.

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>>85431485
>Larry on NML
>Norm on Curb

>This will never happen.
Why must you hurt me like this.

>>85431557
>Norm is chummy with Funkhouser and Seinfeld
>Curb and NML return the same year

You never know.

>>85431223
damn Sarah is still fine... fine and dandy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVi33j2VLqo

>>85421690
>Judd Apatow
This guy was super boring on Rogan

>>85431223
Is that on the floor one of those dog beds?

>>85433074
Adam Egret got evicted from his bridge and is sleeping in the studio now.

>>85433074
Maybe its one of those portable toilets for her chronic diarrhea that flares up whenever she meets norm

>>85431223
>So you've never had children and by God with the grace of God you never will. As a woman whose sole objective from birth to death is to reproduce, what do you think about other women going into their twilight years with children and grandchild at their side while you cradle a bottle of vodka and a 19 year old miniature poodle to sleep?

Damn Norm...

CHICKEN
STEAK
HAS NEVER TASTED SO GOOD

>>85422987
can you post a link to that part of the merchant episode?

>>85426357
Jack White from the White Stripes has the same teeth. Creepy.

IT'S OUT IT'S OUT IT'S OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaXlQOzPHK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaXlQOzPHK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaXlQOzPHK8

She was a leper

>>85436773
Fuck yes, it's time!

>these weird ass close ups
I DONT LIKE IT

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>>85436773
ITTSSSS


HEEEEEERREE!!

>>85435063
Merchant was a beta fuck, no reason to watch tbqh
Embarassed the entire island

>>85437093
merchant was a beta fuck but the episode was good. sometimes having the guest being a faggot makes for a good time, like with todd glass.

>>85437093
that cisgender thing that Norm said to him was gold

>>85437093
Considering Norm decided to open the show with pedophilia, diversity and transgenders, I think Merchant rolled with the punches perfectly.

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>>85436773
FUCK, I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK AND EXPECTED IT TO BE RELEASED WAY LATER SO I HAD TO GO ANOTHER 24 HOURS!!!!

>>85436900
It is a little weird, I thought they were only going to do that with the promos and the actual episodes would be like before.

>all those sponsors at the beginning

NORM WILL NEVER DIE

>>85436773
I don't get the ending. What top ten were they talking about?

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Letterman confirms Seinfeld is happening around 36:00 in

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He looks ten years older

Norm should fire his makeup lady. That white hair in his right eyebrow was fucking distracting.

>>85440121
Wouldn't notice it if there weren't for the obscene amount of zooming.

>>85438991

>"I would only do this for YOU"

And then it ends. He only does it for Norm.