/got/ general: Dornish invasion of the iron pussy edition

first for theon is /ourguy/

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Hail Euron! Interrupter of this pandering nonsense!
https://youtu.be/OiHtCzLFymM

>>85409913
theon is literally MGTOWing the show

>>85409876
>de gay

>>85409913
>first for theon is /ourguy/

I would have done the same

It was all part of the master plan.

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>>85409937
FUCK SNEKS

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>>85409913
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>85409937
Looks like he's at a rave

>>85409907
same reason why daario looks like a normal guy, instead of a weird guy with blue hair. it's not realistic it's cheesy. that has always been got selling point, muh realism, muh gritty dark shit.

>>85409913
I wasn't paying attention, did Theons sister die?

i forget, did mace die in the sept as well?

Why did Arya say nymeria isnt nymeria anymore? Nymeria hat a whole pack to lead, why would arya take her back to winterfell just like that? God i hate arya.

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Who /Ashara Dayne x Ned/ here

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>I call it...Game of Thrones

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>>85409876

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What happened bros?

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Now that we know how this season ends, what can we expect from the next one?

>>85410041
What do you think they'll do in captive together?

>>85410024

She meant like "That's not the kind of thing you would do", like the hypothetical Nymeria who comes with her back to Winterfell isn't real Nymeria.

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>>85409995
>>85409975
based euronposters

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>>85409913
>killed more people than any on his side
>did it with more skill than Euron
>wasn't stupid enough to fight retarded odds for the sake of pride
>knew his sister would be kept alive, but would probably die if he attacked
joint /ourguy/ with Euron

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>>85409975
O-Okay
I will.

>>85410041
>bitch in rome
>bitch in luther
>bitch in got

wow good acting.

>>85410029
>no "Jesuschrist"

>>85410076
He needs to be a little more intimidating than that

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Remeber guys.

Theon is the true hero of the story.

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>inb4 your opinion

>>85410067
Probably make out and scissor a few times.

I hated all the Sandsnakes but I really like how qt the small one looks with her new haircut, hope she ain't killed

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>>85410041
I want her to suck my BIG COCK with that mouth of hers.

>>85410136
your opinion really is shit, she looks too boney to be considered beautiful by anyone with actual standards.

the girl on the right is meant to be the most beautiful girl in all of westeros, surpassing even the slutty cersei

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Defend this Euroncucks

>Peng Ting reaching out to grab the bed post during oral sex cuts to match Sam grabbing a book from a shelf
>Sam pulling crusty scales off jorah as puss bubbles out cuts to match a crusty pie
The editing in this episode was fantastic

This thread needs more autists arguing over a fucking sword LMAO

>>85410128
Bear bitch literally looks like a fucking infant. How can normies enjoy this pandering ass character

>>85410060
what do you mean what happened?

in the books it is said arya looks a lot like lyanna

look at her, and then look at arya. they have lots of similarities. people bitch about show being not book accurate, and still bitch when it is accurate lmao

I have a cunning plan! We use ballistas to shoot down the dragons! (twirls mustache)
- BRILLIANT!!! FIENDISH!!!

D&D 2017

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Ben would make a very good Lyn Corbray. He's basically like i imagined book Lyn.

>>85410093
Wtf she actually a qt when she doesnt have gay hair

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>>85409876
I hate how they ruined Smug Bear Loli
She would have been fine if they had limited themselves to the 5 minutes she appeared during the showdown with Stannis.

But no... instead of a cute loyal loli realistically ruling with a co-regent adult, they had to turn her into some shrewd 8 year old political genius that every Lord in the North respects.

Now I feel like I'm watching a cartoon every time she speaks.

>HEY GUISE ALL THE LORDS AND BANNERMEN OF THE NORTH, GRIZZLED WAR VETERANS SHOULD LISTEN TO THE OPINION OF AN 8 YEAR OLD BECAUSE SHE IS A STRONG LITTLE WOMYN THAT KICKS ASS XD
Fuck this show.
I didn't sign up to watch Harry Potter.

>>85410214
>lmao
>>85410206
>LMAO
Truly epic guys, looks like you guys won the game of thrones!

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>>85410206
t. D&D

i think theon would have attacked euron if it was sansa instead of yara. yara has mostly been a complete cunt to theon, he doesn't owe her anything. he owes the starks a lot and he has even said he would have died to get sansa to the wall.

>>85410194
please stop this shit

I know prequel show is inevitable, but I DO NOT WANT THIS SHIT. It will end up exactly like better call saul. boring fucking shit

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Do you think someone got in touch with Gendry to be like "nobody wants to kill you any more, it's sort of a moo point at this stage" so he could come home again

>Ironborn
MASCULINITY
COCKS
TESTOSTERONE
RAPE

V

>Dorne
FEMINISM
VAGINA
LESBIANISM
ESTROGEN

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>>85410136
Sry but your opinion is wrong.

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>>85410186
since when was Lyanna ever considered the most beautiful girl in Westeros

>>85410229
damn i didn't remember keanu reeves' eyes to be that black

>>85410062
Looks like some stuff was moved around at last minute. Interesting.

Scene would have been immeasurabley improved by Theon shouting, "I'm sorry Yara... but Euron your own now!" before he jumped.

>>85410198
Stannis>Euron of course, but Euron is this show's last hope, there can be no doubt about that. Stannis is gone.

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>>85410263
He'll rally the stormlands to his cause and defeat mad queen cersei

He will be revealed to be legitimized in Stannis' lost will

Screencap

Anyone got a webm of Jorah having his greyscale sliced off, with the pus oozing out? Found that oddly satisfying to watch.

>>85410263
he doesn't have a home and his mother is dead

>>85410279
Since the best guy in the kingdom picked her over anyone else

>>85410198
losing to the Mannis isn't a mark of shame unless Dumb and Dumber are writing him

>>85410279
This, Ned says she fucking looked like Arya. Rhaegar may have been into here but people like Cersei, Ashara Dayne, and maybe even Elia were considred hotter.

>>85410311
>with the pus oozing out? Found that oddly satisfying to watch.

Glad I'm not the only one.

>>85410263
Seems in DABID and DAN's universe illegitimate bastards can inherit so who knows?

>>85410083
Well as i said, nymeria had a pack to lead, what did she expect her to do? Just go with her and abandoning pack?

>>85410254
S T I C K E R
T
I
C
K
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>>85410062

pffft no mention of the Iron bank?

>>85410360
She was just acknowledging that Nymeria had changed, it's supposed to mirror the changes in her own character

>>85410374
Wait what

>>85410292
fuck my sides

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>>85410351
>Seems in DABID and DAN's universe illegitimate bastards can inherit so who knows?

JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF

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>>85409876
Now that the strong woman no longer control Dorne who does?

They don't have modern tech liks paternity tests etc in the show so how was Catelyn so sure she wasn't Jon Snow's mother?

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>>85410254
>they were six facing two

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>>85410326
I'm sure she was even nicknamed Horseface by people too. Robert and Rhaegar were more attracted to her wild personality than her looks

>>85410378
Does the show even remember they exist?

>>85410393
What changes had arya except the ability to assassinate?

Am I the only one who thinks the writing of the show has gotten real fucking sloppy this season?

>>85410229
That's Rhaegar you shit

>>85410434
no its been the same at least since that episode where yara/asha tried to save theon

The story of Chad Summerfell is legitimately better plotted than Game of Thrones

>>85410399
Why didn't they add Robb's letter that legitimized Robb? It was so simple and it would have added a lot of depth to the characters, also it didn't require anything more than a short scene. Instead they're wasting time on useless characters like Missandei and Grey Worm.

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>>85410434
>this season

where have you been since season 5?

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>>85410434
>Am I the only one who thinks the writing of the show has gotten real fucking sloppy this season?

This season? Been this way since season 4

BUT HEY I GUESS JON GOT THE TELEPORTER THAT LF, ARYA, BRENNIE, ETC. GOT

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how long do we keep watching a show that encourages these kinds of posts?

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>>85409975
I really want to

>>85410378
Mentions the sacking of Highgarden but not what they do with the money.

The Reddit leaks mention iron bank contacted with said money.

So yeah we kinda can see it happening, I wouldn't expect whatever showfag leaked these stuff to remember the iron bank is even real

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>>85410292

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>>85410414
I dislike thr feminist pandering in this show as much as you.
But please don't make these.
It's cringe as fuck.
Thank you.

>>85410414
when she came but he keeps on fucking.

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>>85410076

Excuse me?

>>85410493
Fuck, I never knew how badly I wanted to see this until now

>>85410487
yes, women in power, and two of them just got fucking destroyed by a cis white male with a big cock

>>85410374
WE
WUZ
COMMADERS N SHIEEEET

>>85410434
The show fell from grace ever since Jaime released Tyrion without telling him about Tysha. Then the dumb killing of Tywin... and 2-3 years later it's still shit.

>>85410434
yeah, all is too fast, too obvious... I think this has happened since the last seasons...

Maybe it's because it is not based in the books anymore or because they had to finish the story in fewer episodes they had expected.

>>85410434
It's beyond embarrassing. It's Twilight tier writing.

>>85410128
Meera is best girl.

>>85410378

>Stannis has been working double shifts as a potwash in Hotpie's tavern to clear his debts.

So why didn't they already have ballistas? Wouldn't those be invented right after the crossbow?

>>85410434
This season? It has been like this since season 3, nigga.

>>85410434
It become absolute quip garbage after season 3. Same time as The Walking Dead.

>>85410569
>walking dead
>good beyond season 1 episode 1

no

>>85410541
As fucked as that was (y'know, because it's really integral to Tyrion's character and all), I imagined it was because the Kettleblacks don't exist in-show. Still, he could have told him about Lancel, no?

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>>85410235
She's a qt with or without it

>>85410564
they need balistas on rails

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waif

>>85410434
It was sloppy the moment they deviated from the books, so in season 2. It was absolute shit since season 3.

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>>85410279
Harry Lloyd should be the only person allowed to play a targ onscreen.

My least favourite part about season on time is that Preston stops making batshit insane book theories that somehow do actually make sense

So, did qyburn get kicks from the citadel for trying to cure greyscale? He did say he got kicked because he dabbled in forbidden dangerous stuff right

>>85410128
who left

>>85410493
Okay this one is amazing.
I actually want to see this.

YAAAAAAS QUEEN

>>85410530
>game of thrones reusing black sails actors over and over again

lol

>>85410474
I agree, same is true for the books after the third, but this season of GoT is on another level. I can barely stand watching my favourite characters loose their, well, character i guess.

>>85410633
he was dabbling in necromancy, not curing greyscale.

>>85410618
Ah fuck there goes another waifu

>gay pride shit
>refugees
>associating with fat people

Three strikes and youre done

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>>85410487
>Tyrion is the only thing stopping Dany from going full retard, and Olenna is trying to sabotage it
>Salsa was only allowed to have power by A FUCKING WHITE MALE giving it to her
>Cercei is having to get support from FUCKING WHITE MALES to stand a chance
>Strong independant Womyn get utterly blown the fuck out by A FUCKING WHITE MALE, with A FUCKING WHITE MALE being the only survivor on their side to escape
Is this the tumblr version of /tv/ shitting on things they don't watch?

>>85410564
They have ballistas. The Dornish shot and killed Rhaenys dragon and killed her by using a ballista. But what else do you expect from D&D?

>>85410633
He dissected living people

>>85410530
Too old. JonCon is a few years younger than Rhaegar.

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When was the last time Littlefinger said something that wasn't creepy or retarded?

>ya know Jon your dead mom was fucking banging and I always wanted to empty balls deep in that fiery Tully cunt, maybe I'll settle for yer sister instead hehe

>>85410326
Arya is called pretty by numerous characters in the book, and her being compared to Lyanna was a compliment. Lyanna was not supposed to be "most beautful woman in Westeros" but she was meant to be very pretty.

>>85410679
>actors
>not being liberal

are you new or something?

Where can i find a mega link to ep 2?

>>85410635
me on the left

>>85410618
RUINED

>>85410487
And those bitches wonder why nobody wants to date them.

>>85410703
cat
is
not
his
mother

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>>85410292

>>85410326
wiki says that arya got lyanna's personality, not her appearance

>>85410703
The ultimate bull.

>>85410703
>When was the last time Littlefinger said something that wasn't creepy or retarded?

He literally just wants someone kill him at this point.

>>85410693
These cunts are fucking retarded. They only wanted to do the series because of muh Red Wedding and it shows. Fuck these cunts for ruining ASOIAF forever.

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>>85410635
best girl cordy

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>>85410292

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>>85410564
I think the Dornish killed Rhaenys' dragon Meraxes with a ballista, weird that it didn't get mentioned in the scene with Cersei and Qyburn

>>85410739
>wiki says
Jesus fucking Christ

kill yourself

Will Euron redeem this show? He just singlehandedly BTFO the entire dyke brigade

>>85410606
right, but if you just finished inventing the crossbow and wanted to make the next big thing, how many years would you need to think up rails?

>>85410692
this makes more sense

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>>85410493
>He was strong and powerful, and muscled "like a maiden's fantasy".
wew lads

>>85410778
because that's the only thing worth a shit in the books tbqh. the rest of asos is good but affc and adwd are complete disasters and nothing happens

>>85410263
He just keeps on ROWING ROWING ROWING
Keep on ROWING ROWING ROWING

>>85410830
The last two books are still a thousand times better than the last 2 seasons of GOT. Please...

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>>85410093
>kill us and get it over with!

Great dialogue! I also love how they forget they are the masters of poisoning and can't kill themselves in that manner to escape capture.

This show is pure fan service tumblr horseshite at this point.

>>85410790
>>85410790
As if D&D bothered to read the world of ice and fire

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NEW PRESTON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ABRLGMsFIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ABRLGMsFIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ABRLGMsFIw

>>85410877
the last two books are not television material so they had to write their own shit, it's bad but they were working with shit source material.

>>85410136
only a young jennifer connely could play lyanna

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isn't dragonstone like a couple miles away from king's landing? why wasn't it secured before dany arrived?

>>85410374
cute peen collection he's got there

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Why's mele so sad in this episode?

>>85410911
>isn't dragonstone like a couple miles away from king's landing? why wasn't it secured before dany arrived?

4 D CHESS

>What is dead may never die.

What does that mean? i dont understand what that expression is meant to represent, some please explain?

>>85410922
She knows Dany is a nutty bitch yet she has to hang out with her because Mannis is dead

>>85410887
I don't care about the show anymore,
I just watch it or the fus and the occasional funny shit.

>>85410021
Yes he did

>Be in Citadel
>Can steal books and all sorts of medical supplies
>Probably have every chemical known to man available
>Can't steal anything that'd render a man unconscious or insensible
>Just give him half a pint of rum and tell him to chew a belt while you skin him alive with a blunt knife, even though him being silent is ultra-important

fucking gj samwell

>>85410884
wew la

>>85410896
so is Chad meant to represent normies and the night king is suppose to be bookreaders or autists?

>>85410911
nobody wants to fuck with her dragons

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>>85410903
Not show material? I'm not saying that they should have copied the books entirely, but they should have definitely copied the important parts like Jon's being a commander of the watch and his subsuquent death because of it, instead of portraying him as a good two shoes who was stabbed by a little twerp in the most boring and unimagitive (and also quite comic) way.

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>>85410622
Damn, he was so good wasnt he bro's. Why did we get left with cant act Daenarys

>>85409913

AZOR THEON
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>>85410911
They forgot it exists.

>>85410922
Wants the bastard dick but knows she has to hook up someone else with it.
She's doomed to cuck herself due to her religion

>>85410778
Same goes for GRRM he only wrote the books to rip off of the black dinner and make the red wedding, just look at all his interviews, fat fuck replies to everything with "bla boa red wedding häähäähä

He thinks he's a genius for it. He thought no one would get his clever mindfuck saga, then people predicted the end after the first books, he had an autistic breakdown and he spent over a decade trying to rewrite DwD and WoW but got caught in continuity errors and now he's chowing down salad dressing in hope of a heart attack and letting D&D do what they want so he can say "the books did it differently so he can get away without any blame for the garbage and still maintain the illusion that he can write good

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I hope Euron keeps Yara as a saltwife

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>>85409913
>that pathetic little jump
he's defo /ourguy/

>>85410970
Chad - tv fags
Brandon - book fags
wikifags - ?????

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They're going to bring Hot Pie back one more time just to kill him aren't they?

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boatsex is coming!
i hope it's something like this

>>85410962
So how long have you been a surgeon?

EVERYONE TELEPORTING EVERYWHERE

this guy is a retard no one wonder hes a main writer
https://twitter.com/b_cogman/status/446300694090637312?lang=en

>>85411007
I hope he lashes her naked to the prow of his ship like a fucking figurehead

>>85410796
>an entire site dedicated to GoT trivia is inaccurate because I said so
go fuck a cactus

>>85410732
Thank you Anon, I watch Game of Thrones too

>>85411006
Actually that's a meme. He has been bored of the books for a long time now. It's not that he doesn't know where the story will go or how it will end, he just isn't motivated to write.

>>85411032
dat belly

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>Tyrion caring about innocent lives

It's a fucking war you imp

>>85411039
>Implying you need to be a surgeon to knock someone out

You're telling me a tower full of pervy old men don't have a few thousand different ye olde date rape drugs laying about?

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>Just watched the Burlington reaction

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*WHEEZE*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85411062
WIKIFAG KILL YOURSELF AND GET OUT

>>85410962
Maybe he didn't want to be found out. Maybe he felt he was in a hurry. Maybe who cares, there are dragons and explotions.

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>fixed

>>85410950
They drown them= dead, resuscitate them, they are 'dead' and so cannot die, its barbaric and very fitting with medieval worshippers of brutal gods

>>85410911
it's like 50-100 miles away, maybe more. they don't really need it, they already have kings landing to protect them. sending soldiers there would have ultimately just led to them either getting starved out from a siege by dany or she would have burned the place to the ground. the lannisters don't have a navy to defend it and probably don't want to go to the trouble of providing resources to feed the men that will be stationed there.

it's completely different in the books because they are still allied with house tyrell.

>>85410374
PROTACTED SEIGE MOTHER FUCKER

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What's the deal with the lack of Warging in the show, and now they're writing out all the Direwolves as well. I really enjoyed all that stuff in the books

I guess CGI animals are just too much effort

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>>85411116
I hope Davos forgives Tyrion for what happened at blackwater to trigger bookfags

>>85411126
link

>>85411020
Chad- tv
Sweet Robin-books
Night King- Angry nitpicky Preston

>>85411077
What are you his wife?

>>85411141
I love you

>>85411141
nice

>>85410896
who is Boris?

>>85410732
you
are
autistic

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>>85410292
I did a thing.

>>85411141
Should have put Stannis at axe-point instead

>>85411126
>that bitch shaking her head when based Euron makes his entrance

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>>85411116
kek, they've really made Tyrion a fucking bitch. It's like watching Frodo from LOTR - literally no character complexity besides being good (and drinking, I guess)

>>85411121
I really hope your trolling

So who rules Dorne now?...and why is there an 'e' at the end of Dorn?

/r/ theon vietnam flashbacks

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>>85411222
>Yara abandons Theon to Ramsay
>Theon abandons Yara to Euron

POTTERY

>>85411174
they don't have time for it, most of the time when anyone other than bran wargs something they are having 'wolf dreams', and it's usually just them in their wolves hunting. we've already seen that with bran plenty of times. arya does warg cats but her plot is such a mess than her warging cats wouldn't have improved it at all.

>>85410198

yeah, before Euron went on a decade-long pirating rape-fest in the smoking sea around Valyria

CERSEI BLOWS UP THE VATICAN AND EVERYONE JUST KEEPS SUPPORTING HER

WHAT THE FUCK?

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>>85411141
Thank you based Anon.

>>85411062
maybe you should try reading the books you illiterate lump

>>85411032
that fat flopping tummy wew fucking lad

>grew up poor and running from roberts knifemen
>a chubby shit with a pot belly

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>>85410292

>>85411141

glorious

>>85411131
oh I'm sorry, I thought this was /tv. is this /lit? I thought this was /tv.

>>85410214
Well they also said in the books that Lyanna was beautiful, therefore Arya probably should be too

>>85411321
>>85411328

>>85411184
I think Davos is gonna forgive because of their situation plus it was war and his son(a) died without even knowing what hit them, shireen was different she was a child, girl, and burned alive by her own , not killed in a war

Besides, the show is fanfiction

>>85411328
If you think /lit/ wastes time reading wikis then you are very mistaken, where you actually belong is in the trash, there is no board for a retard like you

what the fuck was yara's fleet doing? they didnt see those big ass ships until they were ramming them in the ass

>>85411310
the church pissed everyone before that

>>85411251
>So who rules Dorne now?
Women
>and why is there an 'e' at the end of Dorn?
It's the feminine form, to show you who's in charge.

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>>85411373
>what the fuck was yara's fleet doing? they didnt see those big ass ships until they were ramming them in the ass

You don't know bout the chaos teleporter?

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>>85411222
Also blank

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>>85411322
>implying it's not hot af

CHAD SUMMER CHILD HAS BEEN CAPTURED

>>85411366
it's not going to matter if the fat fuck dies of heart attack

>>85411404
no wonder she never did a nude scene after that

>>85411226
Do this. Or I'll do it when I'm in the mood. It's going to be perfect.

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>>85411394
It isn't called the Silence for no reason

>>85411404
flop flop flop flop

can you imagine being khal drogo in this scene? you could put down everyone in this room before security could stop you

>>85411375
What about the Tyrell noblemen and the popular-as-fuck Queen Marjorie?

Why would half of the Tyrell bannermen support Cersei after what she did?
Why would the commoners?

The first two episodes were pretty good desu even though i've hated the last few seasons

The thing that strikes me as weird though is Euron referring to Cersei as 'the most beautiful woman in the world' - I could kind of suspend disbelief when she had long hair and wore nice dresses and was remotely feminine, but are we supposed to believe she's still 'beautiful' now, with how she dresses and acts? Or was he being sarcastic and it just flew over my head?

Also seeing Euron BTFO sneks was the most satisfying fucking shit.

Final thing, i was under the impression that Highgarden provided King's Landing with all it's food. I believe its even mentioned last season. So why are they preparing for an offensive war on KL rather than just fortifying the fuck out of High Garden and starving them out?

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>>85410884

>>85411369
point is that I wouldn't mention wiki in /lit and that /tv has no right being this highbrow, you worthless nigger

>>85411377
...but anon, Dorne is a genderless noun. Hence why xer people are gender fluid & bi curious.

>Jorah and Sam in the cuck shed together

tears in my eyes desu

desu I don't see why we're supposed to think cersei is a bad ruler. it's not like she's insane or stupid like joffrey. a bit ruthless yes but she was backed into a corner.

>>85411404
That pot belly is hot

>>85411451
The Tyrells are rebelling

>>85411186
>can't google

I'll spoonfeed you this once

https://youtu.be/Sp94Gb7ctms?t=439

>>85410796
>argues that opponents source is unreliable
>does not link a source to support his own claim
Jesus fucking Christ

kill yourself

>>85411424
She did one in season 3, where she got out of the bath in front of the original Daario, and her tit collapsed in on itself.

>>85411424

Lol she had several since. If you mean sex scenes though...

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>>85410254
Reminder that Dawn is white

Why do people care so much about Preston? I watched the video that got spammed earlier and the first minute was so autistic I had to skip, then he talks to himself and does some weird commentary on the episode in some trying to be funny way. Extremely Autistic, also, didn't he get cucked HARD by George, getting a plane ticket to cross the Atlantic to talk about the books and instead got ignored so George could talk about salad dressing?

>>85411454
it's called flattery

these burlington bar people are such simple faggots

>>85411457
Do you realize the irony of calling anyone but yourself a worthless nigger? You are by the very definition of the word, an stereotypical nigger that can barely read and hates people that reads. You are the very cancer of this board that should be lynched and murdered.

>>85411518
It's one guy spamming

>>85411518
the only person who cares about preston is preston. he spams his shit her continuously.

>>85410374
DELETE THIS

>>85411439
>euron has a fucking stealth ship

wew

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What shameful faggotry.

>>85411509
Reminder that if it's white it either gets cut or sidestepped to pander to feminists

>>85411489
Why?
Make some fucking sense.

Why would they support the woman that betrayed their Lord and blew him up on a treasonous move?

How could they trust her not to suffer the same fate after the war is over?

>>85411424
she had 3 nude scenes after that.
and in the finale there will be sex scene again finally

would you shag fat burlington bar girl

>>85411493
Jesus Christ, I had to stop at 0:22 out of cringe

>>85411500
>wiki
>source
HAHAHAHAHA, you dumb nigger.

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I don't get why anons hate Yara so much, i think she is very Loyal to book Asha, and even D&D didn't mess her too much, beside the storming of the Dreadfort thing she is very close to the books.

Not beautiful, but have sexual appeal.
Women that commands respect from man due to her Charisma and battle skills.
Plus the right amount of crazy.

Okey, the lesbian thing is over the top, but it D&D fuckup, not the actress.

>>85411570
in the books

i will bet my left nut that jon snuh's first sexual act on dany will be him eating her out

>>85411570
In principle it's reasonably clever, but the fact that nobody mentioned it before makes it look like a massive asspull

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>>85410414

THE NIGHT

>>85410884
she's gonna get SNOWED

>>85411404
you can she she's sweating.
i wounder how many takes it took to film this

>>85411605
>sexual appeal

"No!" I recoiled from disbelief that Ellaria found that double chin and pot nose attractive

>>85411607
In the books its the Dragons that have no Gender, Not Prince/Princes.

Now it dose not matter to much, but this scene was so clumsy.

>>85411583
They're fucking dragon loyalists too and last time I remembered Randyl hated the baratheons, he has absolutely no reason to support Cersei

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>>85410922
When is Meli going to tell Dany and the rest of her squad that all they need to do to kill Cersei is get Jon to cum inside her and birth a shadow baby?

>>85411583
Mate, mate, mate, mate... The question is: HOW IS CERSEI EVEN ON THE FUCKING THRONE? What claim does she has?

>>85411032
Was this a CGI face/body mashup or is Emilia Clarke this gross under her clothes?

>>85411605

>dude I'm a lesbian look at me kissing girls i bet you're shocked and outraged

This show is trash

>>85411662

I would totally blow her sails.

>>85411544
all that because I didn't read this particular book? I read other books, you horsefucker. nice deflection btw.

>>85411687
She is the widow of Robert, she is a Baratheon Queen.

>>85411676
Killing Cersei is a bad idea, someone smart would be in charge, like Randyl

>>85411662
Especially when she has a perfect good hot Mediterranean daughter waiting below deck

>>85411605
10/10 in the iron islands LOL

So apparently Ellaria's relationship with Oberyn was nothing special since she just fucks random women she just met.

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>>85411493
What did they mean by this

>>85410922
PPD

>>85411687

Her kids are dead, Robert's brothers are dead, her daughter-in-law is dead, no one in Westeros will contest her now.

>>85411703
This was her only legit nude scene

>>85411687
>What claim does she has?
She killed the previous king. That seems to be the way claims work now.

>>85411758
Oberyn and Ellaria fucked random women they just met together kek

>>85411644

>see famous hunk
>mouth automatically opens wide for cock

>>85411738
But muh revenge

*quips behind you*

>>85411723
>I know how to read I swear it on my mom!
>said a fucking wikifag
lmao dude just end your fucking life already, you are pathetic.

>>85411791
the previous king was tommen and he killed himself

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>>85411703
>your literal career is being a skinny princess
>meh they'll just CGI it i don't care

>>85411763
do we have their faces when Euron kills the whores?

>>85411703
she never used body double.
and nothing wrong with curves
http://i.4cdn.org/hr/1499881704544.webm

>>85411791

Queen regent. All her children are dead and her husband is dead. She's the only one left with connection to Robert.

>>85411815
alright, Cersei indirectly killed him. She gets an assist.

yfw Ellaria and Tyene get KRAKENED

>>85411570
Why not just say
>It means ruler
or even heir?

>>85410431
>>85410393
>>85410360
>>85410083
>>85410024

I thought she said that because it was Bran warging Nymeria

>>85411820
IMAGINE being John Snow....

>>85411703
That's the only time she was ever actually naked, the rest of her scenes have all been CGI and body dobled.

>>85411860
Because even then showfags wouldn't understand

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>>85411126
>that many numales
>that bitches all happy with samsa getting to be queen of the north

>>85411872
bran doesn't warg nymeria, not even in the books. he only wargs summer

>>85411732
She is nothing. She is a bitch Queen mother. The claim would fall onto someone with Baratheon ties, doesn't matter how far back they extend really. She neither has the support of the people, the support of the nobles (or at least she shouldn't have. Even the Lannisters hate her as we saw with Kevan) and she has no claim. The only reason she is on the throne is because she is a woman and for some reason women are ruling every kingdom in Westeros now.

>>85411858
They meet the BIG COCK

>>85411687
She has absolutely no claim she's the last in the Baratheon royal family is all. If anything someone would've been named lord regent until the faith found the closest living relative in the Baratheon line, but since there is no faith and Cersei had -almost- all other Baratheons killed. She took the throne because no one is left to say no

Well that's how the show explains it, got enemies kill their leaders and you win. In reality after Baelor incident the Lannister tyrell and every other armed man and citizen would revolt against Cersei

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>>85411820
I dislike Daenerys but there is no denying Emilia Clarke is beautiful

>>85411876
IMAGINE being hotpie

>>85411894
Is that why she looks so terriible?

>>85411894
nice meme, that's not jessica alba.

>>85411913
in airbrushed photos, sure

>>85411928
she is disgusting

>>85411913

>>85411922
hotpies life seems comfy. bake some bread and mack on some tavern wenches

>>85411454
>e thing that strikes me as weird though is Euron referring to Cersei as 'the most beautiful woman in the world' - I could kind of suspend disbelief when she had long hair and wore nice dresses and was remotely feminine, but are we supposed to believe she's still 'beautiful' now, with how she dresses and acts?

How is it possible to have this little game?

>>85411894
wrong
just compare her niples here
http://i.4cdn.org/hr/1499881704544.webm
and in her latest indie movie
http://i.4cdn.org/hr/1499881414025.jpg

it's clearly the same person

>>85410703
can u not post pictures of my husbando?

>>85411687
>HOW IS CERSEI EVEN ON THE FUCKING THRONE?

Especially AFTER BLOWING UP THE VATICAN

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>>85411908

>the raid that saved Westeros

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>>85411913
pfft

>>85411930
>nice meme
>proceeds to meme
epic

>>85411938

To be fair, 2013 I think was Peak Emilia

>>85411966
There's no proof she did it.

>>85411959
>>85411913
>>85411824
Fuck off you cringy fanboy

>>85411763
A straight white male just got taken down a peg or two.

>>85410186
>way too boney to be considered beautiful.

Man, I moved to Poland precisely because I love these kinds of features.

Literally, if it were not for the girls I would move back.

Crazy to think there exit people who don't like this sort of face

NEW THREAD
>>85412005
>>85412005
>>85412005
>>85412005
>>85412005

>>85411913

Cute face.
0 Charisma.

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>>85411822
At first i was like

and then i was like...

>>85411802
>"I'm well-read, I've read GoT, LoTR and Harry Potter and generally anything the telly tells me to read
just die in your sleep already

>the cgi tit autist is back

they do not cgi tits in this show. you would notice it immediately. just go watch the cersei walk scene again and tell me you're convinced they can seamlessly cgi tits.

>>85411855
Being a queen consort or queen mother doesn't give you a claim to the throne.
She has no claim, it's a power grab at best - it's just the case that she killed off everybody else in the city who had power so was able to seize it with no opposition. And nobody seems to care.

>>85411959
nice meme

>>85411998
even hotpie knows she did it