You are going to buy her movie right anon?

>>85407933
Fuck off back to >>>/v/ you disgusting weeb

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No I will download a 720p rip and then watch it on my second monitor while browsing /tv/ and making porn webms.

>>85407933

Only if it comes with the director's cut, i.e. the version of the film they had b4 they completely re-cut it in order to comply with the sensibilities of dim-witted test audiences

>>85408336

This.

>>85408336
Sorry anon, the theatrical cut was the director's true artistic vision

>>85408336
how much beefier is the directors cut? people always told me this about Blade Runner and the directors cut was still shit.

>>85408514
>(((true))) artistic vision

>>85408527
there's a thread somewhere in the archive, but to sum it up, it was originally way more in line with the anime instead of the incoherent robocop ripoff we got instead

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>>85407933
why is she always spreading her legs and sticking her ass out?

Already payed real money to watch this turd in the theatre. Just another hollywood swindle

>>85408527
kys pleb. Videogames are probably more your speed

>>85407933
how cringy is this? can i watch without going redfaced in front of others?

>>85407933
Yes.

>>85408136
stay gay 4chin

>>85408989
Blade Runner was shit. It's plot is absolutely incoherent and the world setting is completely wrong in the context of the original story

>inb4 hurr durr book pleb

If was an SFX demo and pretty much nothing more.

>>85408905
Virgin detected.

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>the soundtrack will never be released and we'll never know why

>>85409013

It's actually pretty decent but you can tell it could have been something a lot more interesting.

>>85409104
Stop trying to piggy back on an honest opinion in an attempt to troll.

>>85409118
because they'll lose even more money

>>85409137
Nice. You /b/ros have a 34% success rate on recommendations so what the heck.

>>85409181
Stop pretending that Ridley Scott is capable of making anything other than SFX demos.

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>>85409066
upset because your Fridge Woman shitmovie doesn't get any money or attention from me Loser?

>>85408905
jealous ugly bitch detected

>>85409393
I just want my Alien: Covenant, in the safety of my own home and then we MIGHT talk.

>>85407983
>>85408989
Ghost in the Shell is anime, not video games, but I wouldn't expect any less from newfag reddit summer tourists like yourselves to actually know what you're talking about before you post.

>>85408136
I wouldnt even pirate this POS

>>85409493
She has curves for days neckbrap.

>>85407933

Tranny Does Dallas? Most certainly!

https://youtu.be/e9uYhGRZIzY

>>85409104
I've read the book too smartass and the film is a vastly more philosphically interesting and thematically ingenious take on the idea than the book. GitS2017 in comparison is what a real SFX demo reel movie looks like. Completely uninspired formulatic story about nothing human.

>>85409582
Everyone here has seen the psueado intellectual drivel that was the original animu. You're not special kid

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>>85409646
in the movie its not even her real body, they had to put her face via CGI on a computer generated body, how JUST is that eh?

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>>85407983
>Gits
>Videogame

>>85409619
I did. Stopped like 30 minutes in because it's so terrible

>>85408136
GitS has no hardcore nudity. Ho are you going to make porn from it?

>>85409847
haha no the movie will be just background noise while I make webms from actual porn clips.

>>85409769
You just won the argument for me friend.

>>85409493

This guy gets it.

https://youtu.be/UyyJJpDV6GI

>>85408136
are you a spirit of 4chan?

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>>85410039
somewhat, I'm just some unemployed neckbeard living off welfare. maybe not the hero you want but the one you deserve.

>>85410011

How do people get like this.

>>85407933
pre ordered already.

>>85410160
You're too good for this board, frogposter. Stay based.

>>85410172
>>85410160
wala!

>>85410172
drinking the coolaid by the galons on tumblr

>>85410160
i like your attitude

>>85407933
A very fine kino. I cried.

>>85410346
Go on...

>>85410262
I see you enjoy wasting your hard earned money

>>85410515
i saw it four times. SJ owes me a blow job.

>>85410604
Steve Jobs is dead though.

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>>85410266
/tv/ is my home and I won't leave it.

>>85410663
nutz

>>85410604
wew lad different strokes for different folks i guess
out of morbid curiosity, what exactly is it that you like so much about this flicko?

Why doesn't marriage work for her?

>>85410722
Maybe you should for some exercise, daylight and a shower. Shower before and after to be literally perfectly desu.

it was alright
tried watching the original for the first time and holy fuck it was boring, like literally just walking and talking for 30 mins like they couldnt into basic animation quality
also
>muh nudity to attracted dumb children to pretend its good

>>85410766
I'm a big sci fi fantasy fan and like to draw that stuff so most of the scenes was good to me. but shit like Valerian is to much of try hard crap.

>>85410784
She's a psycho look at katy perry. 10/10 movies/albums and talent doesn't equal wife material.

This movie is to GitS, as the Starship troopers movie is to the starship troopers book. Though with out being enjoyable.

>>85410879
its alright, i'm fine

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>>85410981
>look at katy perry. 10/10 movies/albums
You wouldn't happen to be a preteen girl would you anon?

>>85411245
The only thing /tv/ reads are microwave reheating instructions.

>>85411359
Perv on your own time Dahmer.

>>85407933
movie was generic and terrible and completely disrespectful of the source material. completely pointless amnesia point and making her the first cyborg ever and other bullshit. taking iconic shots from the anime and butchering the entire scenes and cutting out all the build up and nuance of the scenes.

>>85411442
I sincerely doubt he's actually a preteen girl though

>>85411488
>disrespectful of the source material

Disrespectful to a cartoon? AHAHAHA..etc

>>85407933
I'm getting a 4K tv specifically for this movie. Don't care how shit it is.

>>85411550
>>85411359

It's a troll summer friends. I weep for anon...

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>>85411622
>japanese cartoons made for teenagers have higher artistic integrity than american movies made for adults
REALLY makes you think

>>85407933
They aren't making a soundtrack and there is no nipples in the movie, as far as I can tell, so no thanks.

>>85411870
Damn GitS looks like that?

>>85411870
She killed the spider tank in this scene?

>>85411957
Just listen to skrillex and sharpie some on little guy.

>>85411781
You should weep for your own utter stupidity

dem titties

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>>85412041
Watch it and find out

>buy
>movie
this isn't the 80s

They nailed the visuals, but the script is a fucking hot mess. They crammed too much in there while still trying to have the iconic scenes shoehorned in very awkward ways, probably because they thought western audiences wouldn't remain interested if the plot didn't have a million conspiracies going on at once.

>>85413137
>They nailed the visuals
The visuals were completely unrestriced and over the top, more akin to fifth element meets tron legacy than GitS.

>>85413137
More likely some coked out studio executives had a checklist of what's needed to make a blockbuster. The most obvious one was the forced love interest, no reason for it other than to check a box off the list.

>>85412436
No, thanks. I can live without this information.

>>85412436
>>85413848
https://youtu.be/ZF9HB86CK6E

>>85413963
dont spoonfeed the retard please

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>>85407933
>Make movie poster
>Make one tit bigger then the other
>Put a triangle over the vagina
How did they get away with this?

>>85411870
What other than this and Jin-Roh had this art style?

>>85414612
Memories

>>85414099
I am the retard, dumbarse.

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>>85409582
>Ghost in the Shell is anime

Nope. It was manga originally and that is way superior to anime.

>>85415142
dont spoonfeed yourself then and watch some dang movies

>>85415279
>Those tits
Wooooow

>>85415368
I hate anime.

>>85415514
>I hate black and white films
Literally you

>>85415915
I like Clerks.