I watched several episodes of Seinfeld last night, and now I

>>85403769
>He always handles adversity terribly

Watch "The Opposite" episode, George shines like no other in it.

it's called borderline personality disorder

larry david probably has it and portrays it in a watered down humorous way in George

autism

His parents are cunts and he's a cheap piece of shit. That pretty much explains most stuff. As for Kramer, it was probably that AC unit that fell on his head when lived in the Village.

>>85404428
Kramer seems like an idiot savant type though

>>85403769
kramer is the wacky neighbor who uses all your stuff.

george is the neurotic malcontent who jerry keeps around to feel better about himself and so he can have access to an autistic mind once in awhile.

>>85404604
Look at all the places Kramer goes though, I feel like he's hiding something

>>85403897
larry david always struck me as just plain weird

George has temperament issues along with bad luck, and he comes off as annoying or dislikable very easily so it leads to conflict.

>>85404428
Also severe sleep deprivation.

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>that Breakfast at Tiffany's episode

there's at least one episode where I want to kill one of the characters, and this is his episode to die

the way he acts to that family who let him in their house pisses me off to no end

>>85408399
>that episode where he tries to prove he has a black friend and goes back to that family

Can'tstandya!

>>85408399
Joe....

>>85403897
>it's called borderline personality disorder
what? That's not what BPD is.

He just has low-self esteem, which is why he questions anything good that happens in his life

>>85404428
He was also molested as a child

>>85404604

I think Jerry just enjoys George's perspective on everything. It makes sense, comedians are probably the only types who could enjoy being friends with a guy like George. I have been told I am like George Constanta

He was /ourguy/

>>85411960
>George was molested as a child
What episode said this???

He's not the Jerk Store's all-time best seller for nothing.

I have a theory that George secretly hates Jerry because of something that happened between them long ago, like Jerry and George used to be classmates a very long time ago, and Jerry slighted George somehow. Now George has made it his goal in life to be a blight upon Jerry's existence.

>>85412756
Great theory. In fact it's such a great theory you should never post again. Always leave them wanting more. Plus you can never top yourself. It's all downhill from here.

>>85408399
>>85409613
the best jokes

>>85412443
It was the gym teacher. They wouldn't have fired him just for a wedgie back then, he checked Georges oil while he was in there.

>>85412443
>>85413356
Damn they really ripped off It's Always Sunny

Kramer a con-man?

I had that exact same fucking theory

I had a theory that kramer actually is that re-occurring name that he keeps dropping

>>85413482

Kramer is a drug dealer

>>85413428
Low effort bait

>>85403769
He's afflicted with a debilitating mental disorder known as Judaism.

>>85413759
>debilitating mental disorder
>They rule the world
Pick one narrative and stick with it.

>>85413482
>>85413556
>>>/reddit/

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>>85413894
>Jews rule the world
>world sucks

>>85413970
>le reddig man in here

fuck off back to 9gag

>>85412443
I meant kramer, he tells the cop in the episode when he went to LA

>>85414011
Fuck off redditfag

>>85413894
The world is run by people who neurotically hate themselves and everyone else. Why do you think they're flushing civilization down the toilet?
>>85413991

>>85412756
George is just secretly gay for Jerry (mostly in a platonic but a little bit sexual way) and represses it deep down to the point where he convinces himself it's not there.

>>85414222
>secretly gay
>>>/tumblr/

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>>85414197
reported

>>85414290
Well I guess it's not a secret as it's made apparent in an episode.

>>85414362
seriously, you read into things too much. maybe you should stop browsing tumblr.

>>85403897
>borderline personality disorder
you aren't very educated are you

>>85413991
>world sucks

By what metric? Just because you spend 100% of your time crying about how you're oppressed by trannies, women, and minorities doesn't mean the world sucks. If the world sucked, you'd most likely be publicly executed for being a neonazi. It's only through the grace of modern civilization that people as stupid as you are allowed to exist.

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>>85414407
lol whatever you say

>>85414463
indeed, whatever i say. great post. would read again.

>>85414320
Reporting your report is against the rules redditfag.

>>85414519
Remember when he got a massage from a guy and it moved?

>>85414613
yeah, and?

>>85414450
> It's only through the grace of modern civilization that people as stupid as you are allowed to exist.
This. I miss the good old days when prejudiced people got executed by roving bands of the tolerant.

>>85415754
Seems kind of gay

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>>85403769
George actually fucked his cousin. He lived out all our childhood thanksgivings. He is /ourguy/

>>85414097
Oh yeah, that was a great episode

>>85418253
Man I have missed / forgotten too many episodes of this show

>>85403769
Him having autism would explain him misinterpreting social situations so much.

>>85403769
It's his parents.

>>85418220
seemingly. seemingly.

>>85404428
>>85404564
Kramer suffers from repressed PTSD. He saw some shit in Vietnam.

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>that kid who was autistic but was still allowed in the class room with the regular kids to threaten to beat up the teacher or strangle another student
Different time. Autism wasn't even invented yet.

>that episode where Kramer stores his blood in Jerry's freezer

>>85418784
I wish they would talk about what the shit he saw is, though.

>>85404663
He is very obviously a drug dealer they just couldn't come out and say it.

>>85413991
why has no one made a reddit edit of that gif yet

I just watched a making of Seinfeld, Larry is super neurotic but Jerry literally says, "I don't worry"
and Jerry always talks Larry into going through with things.
What does this mean? I don't know, but I"m definitely Larry looking for my Jerry no homo

>>85419096
I suppose, why couldn't they say Kramer was a drug dealer, though? And then, why is he so poor and mental?

>>85419096
Fuck off youngfag

>>85419709
They balanced each other out.

>>85419096
>Kramer was a drug dealer
I think he's a coke addict but he hides it really well

>>85404663
Kramer is very well connected, he may be a retired mafia gun.

Does Kramer's time as Stanley Spadowski ever translate into becoming Cosmo Kramer? Did he rat on the mob?

>ITT: Seinfeld Lore

>>85422644
There's so much that gets developed, but so much more is left in question

>>85422200
I never thought of that but it actually makes sense. How else can afford to live in that apartment?

Stationery Store Owner: "These wedding invitations are sorted from most expensive to least expensive."
George: Fwoomp. Last page. "How about this one?"

>>85422386
Interesting. I think the drug dealer aspect is more applicable. Although that's kinda messy business for a likeable character.