Attack of the 50 Foot Laura Edition
https://pastebin.com/4zF1PBay
Meanwhile: >>85399044
PII-ZZA
DOUBLE CHEE-ZA
MMM~ SCRUMPTIOUS
The pianist played this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOg0HyJpvI
Hastings got btfo
>Gordon prefers colt revolver
fits
second for jumping man [ :^)
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How the fuck will this season end
>>85402306
why is bobby such aKEK
>tfw you have 172 Sheryl images
>>85402306
Threadly reminder if you liked episode 11
you are reddit cancer killing these thread
>>85402360
HELLO FRENLO :>)
Did you actually want witty Coop back?
Think about what would realistically happen if he was present the whole season. It would break the show.
david lunch lol
Post smug Peaksfus
>>85402306
I want that Sheryl poster to get LYNCHED literally.
imagine my surprise when some reddit retard theoryfag starts claiming gordon fucking cole is a lodge spirit because "he could hear shelley" and "he has a nuclear bomb picture in his office". how low does your IQ have to be to believe that gordon cole could hear shelley in season 2? the whole fucking joke was that he was pretending to be able to hear her as a way to pick her up but never actually responding to anything that she said ("I can hear you perfectly!"). I wonder if the propagators of this theory understand the concept of characters saying things that aren't true, or if they are utterly autistic.
Who else couldn't stop shouting OH ANGELO at the end of last night's ep?
I'm not saying Tammy isn't drop dead gorgeous, I'm saying she's got the personality of a wet dog so far.
Maybe by episode 18 she can be top tier waifu but at this point she's BTFO by Candie and Janey-E as far as neowaifus go.
[horns continue blaring]
You're soaking wet!
>>85402423
Why is Laura so choppy here, no wonder Gordon was spooked
>>85402375
>he's the only fbi agent without trigger discipline
I mean for fucks sake, even Tammy knows
>>85402437
when did he get so hot? he's became a total daddy.
>>85402476
Judy?
it's weird seeing logos all over the place like this in a 2017 TV show. like here's a Samsung phone, then a dell monitor, apple laptop coop has a surface tablet, etc. doesn't one company usually pay to sponsor or whatever?
>>85402357
he did except he didn't
>>85402416
>mfw there might be another cliffhanger
>>85402445
>never actually responding to anything that she said
didn't he respond to her when she asked if he wanted some pie or someting like that?
>>85402445
Gordon knows a lot about the Lodge, because get this: he's been managing the Blue Rose cases for decades.
>>85402476
who is this cum plum
>>85402393
Bobby got Lynched hard in this episode. I feel bad for him.
>>85402424
Never been to rebbit once, loved this episode. I guess I'll be reddet now. They seem more fun than you.
>>85402418
>Why is bobby such a cuck
He wouldn't be if Shelly just FIXED HER ATTITUDE
>>85402476
When does he say this?
>>85402445
>getting this triggered over a reddit post
utterly autistic
>>85402494
That's why people don't think it's product placement. It's just logos plastered around haphazardly. Like real life.
>>85402416
i imagine there will be quite a bit that is left open to interpretation
>>85402543
in the motel
>>85402434
>>85402535
I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND SHELLY, CLEAN THE GODDAMN FLOOR.
>>85402535
Was Leo the good guy all along?
>>85402393
this scene was pure lynch kino
>>85402432
>Did you actually want witty Coop back?
I tried to not have any expectations, but actually I was really worried it was going to be a send-up / rehash. Nevertheless, I did like Cooper's character and miss him, though part of his charm was learning the ins and outs of Twin Peaks from a worldly man with a self-aware naivety on small towns.
Mr Jackpots
>>85402548
>everything i don't like/agree with is reddit
easily the worst posters
>>85402549
People think it isn't product placement?
>Early in May Microsoft announced the release of a new upcoming Surface Tablet. You can believe it's no coincidence this announce and the episode happen within days of each other. A Microsoft Surface Tablet is clearly shown here: http://i.imgur.com/T5LBcFl.png
>>85402445
He looks an awful lot like Mrs. Tremond's grandson/the jumping mask kid. He's clearly got some inside knowledge on what's happening.
>>85402598
He cheated on his wife with a 15 year old slut
>>85402598
Of course, both Leo and Coop became retarded, and we know the good Coop is the retarded one
Is Lynch autistic? Why do all the characters act so unnaturally
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>85402651
People have a point though. Why would Microsoft pay for their product to be shown in a show that also shows a bunch of Apple stuff?
>>85402632
Are you stupid? He literally mentioned reading a reddit post
>>85402674
>>85402535
THIS IS WHERE WE ______, SHELLY!
>>85402674
Leave.
>>85402437
why is nobody talking about how Charlie Sheen is in Twin Peaks?
>>85402655
haha yeah lodge spirits all look like their dopplegangers :^))))))))) giant looks just like the waiter too hehehe
>>85402424
Does double 24's count as dubs? I'm not too keen on dubs rules.
>>85402709
Leave
>>85402549
every time you see a logo on a movie or tv show that company has paid for it to be there. that's how studios generate revenue.
there are rules against using logos without consent.
>>85402691
>why would a company pay money for their product to be in a show
Advertising. Doesn't matter if there's other companies. Advertising is advertising. You don't see competing companies refuse to air commercials on a certain station if they also air competitor ads.
>>85402723
I got Lynched hard this ep
>>85402713
>>85402734
...Leave
>>85402723
maybe in a 24 thread it would have some arcane significance but usually these kinds of patterns are ignored
So Candie is being spooked by Laura right? She's basically a slightly less braindead female version of Dougie
>>85402719
>coop looks exactly like his dopple
>Laura looks exactly like hers
>the evolution of the arm looks exactly like it's dopple
;;;;;;^^^^^^^^^^^^))))))))))))))))))))))
>>85402693
hmmm calm down mate
>7 parts to resolve this trash
is lynch done?
>>85402691
they mention skype by name multiple times and even show the interface like that's pretty obvious.
>>85402674
Because I'd rather watch unnatural characters than realistic characters
>>85402549
But it is PP though, right ?
>>85402800
I feel like Dougie and Candie will fuck, i don't know why
>>85402838
no he's got 7 parts left
>>85402838
LYNCHED
HOLY SHIT
MY DAD WENT TO TRASCENDENTAL MEDITATION WITH LYNCH AND HE SPOILED HIM THISCandie's real name is Linda
>>85402800
There's NOTHING wrong with Candie she's PERFECT you SHUT THE HELL UP.
>>85402806
>all these non-lodge spirit characters look exactly like their doppleganger
>therefore gordon cole is a lodge spirit because theres a character that clearly doesn't look exactly like him
>>85402828
Can't handle the bantz
>hurr I was pretending to be stupid, calm down
Reminder that Twin Peaks is the new Deer Meadow, signified by Fat Trout Trailer Park being moved there.
The evil spirits corrupt and suck the town dry before moving on to a new one.
Judy
How many Showtime execs will get fired because of Twin Peaks?
kino
why is this squeezing the mouth thing associated with death? why do both Boop and Coop do it?
>>85402915
>Lynch's son
>clearly doesn't look exactly like him
Get your ears checked m8
Stop the fucking Candieposting holy shit
she will be gone together with the Mitchum brothers, there's nothing deep / hidden in her character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw
Posting best music
Sheryl Lee is gorgeous both on the outside and the inside!
>>85402951
hopefully most of them, they almost made Lynch give up
>>85402913
yeah I agree, Dougie is perfect as well
>>85402988
"no"
>>85402988
>there's nothing deep in this Lynch character
fucking normies, rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee
>>85402951
The lot of 'em
>>85402674
>>85402956
I still don't get this, who was she shooting at?
>>85403103
She was just shooting the door because she was mad.
>>85402437
>Henry Rollins and Killer Mike.png
Shelly and Bobby broke up for a reason
>>85402998
>>85403103
At the boyfriend, whom she thought was in there screwing that trashy redhead
Would you fug Becky?
>>85403143
That's Lynch's son
checkm8
>>85403103
god
>>85402988
spacing out/staring into black space is part of the show. "daydreaming" to Lynch is accessing the same place that you access during meditation: the consciousness within.
It's part of zen buddhism and an integral part of what Lynch believes in, and it's related to sleep/dreams.
the police guy at Twin Peaks Sherrif Dept. also does it. Carl does it in FWWM too.
Episode 12 is going to be fucking metal
Who is slutier? Becky or Shelly?
>>85403181
but a son is not the same person as their father they are two separate people
>>85403173
ayyy
>>85403169
And they were downstairs at the moment?
>6 days till the next episode
what the fuck do i do with my life until then, i have nothing else going on
>>85403173
ofc
>>85403197
L E T S
R O C K
Top 3 chars of the season?
Dougie, Bobby and Candy.
Fight me.Hawk fourthI don't care much about Michael Cera
>>85403222
You never see them on screen at the same time so I wouldn't be so sure about that.
>>85403222
Casting your son to play a younger version of your character makes a fuckton of sense
Ep 12 spoilers?
>>85402416
>implying it ends
who are you more excited for phillip or the jumping man
>>85403261
Albert > Gordon > Janey-E
>>85403243
I'm gonna hit the treadmill and start re-watching TP
>>85403152
Shelly is a permanently naive woman with horrible taste in men. Bobby probably tried to fix this relationship by making her grow the fuck up but it appears she resisted all his efforts, so he dedicated himself to the task of owning his own failures and successes and carving out a future.
Meanwhile she still works in a diner and is currently fucking another drug dealer.
The only possible worse choice for waifu in Twin Peaks is Audrey who is literally damaged on a genetic level (crazy father / retarded brother / ???? uncle / bitch mother).
>>85403261
Gordon, Bobby, Hawk
>>85403239
I believe so yes, especially judging from their body language after the camera has taken its stroll through the halls.
>>85403181
Frost's son was in the new episode too.
>>85403315
Judy.
>>85402535
One of the best Leo scenes in the series, such a weird fucking way to yell at someone kek
SHELLY IS A WHORE SLUT
so what were the coordinates on the search for the zone site?
>>85403299
airs on Croatian tv tonight.
>>85403273
lodge spirits all have duality
the grandson and the grandma is the duality, just like mike and the arm, just like the waiter and the giant, just like bob and the owl.
you are a dumb theoryfag
>>85403327
Will Audrey appear?
>>85403385
4 8 15 16 23 42
DoppelCoop is away for just two episodes and you all already forgot about him!
>>85403011
And on the left side, and the right side!
ya'll fags got lynched
>>85403400
if mike and the arm are duality, how do you explain the arm and the arm's doppelganger?
>>85403261
Definitely Dougie and Hawk.
Sheriff True Man #2 is an underrated character
>>85403468
doppleganged your mum last night theoryfag
why does lynch like blaring horns
>>85403506
I accept your defeat
sex tape when???
>>85403413
just as a cameo, like Wally
>>85403446
Of course!
Is Bobby, dare I say, based?
CooperxCandie
>>85403419
disappointing the numbers did not contain ONE ONE NIIIINEEE
>>85403571
>cuck
>based
pick one
>>85403510
To make you feel uncomfortable. Its kind of on the annoying side though.
>>85403571
Bobby and Hawk buddy-cop spin off, think "Supernatural" but good.
>>85403419
is Jacob a Lodge spirit?
dude haha is wally brando a lodge spirit? he has curly hair like big ed maybe theyre each other lodge spirits??????????
>>85403419
i mean what's the significance of the location.
>>85403607
He was based when he made Leo a cuckhold.
>>85403664
Jacob is the white lodge, Esau is the black
Also Hurley is the Jumping man
>>85403413
she wasn't even at the premiere was she?
she's probably so pissed.
AUDREY FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
what the f*ck was this asshole's problem? why is he posturing so hard?
>>85403667
>btfo this hard
sorry you were triggered, take a deep breath or something
>>85403749
he is his dad
>>85403667
He is a spirit up at the Canadian side lodge
>>85403749
>ywn be this cool
I do not miss Audrey sorry
Does Hawk have a family?
Is he married to his gf now?
>>85403538
Nay !! Da rumor said Kyle saves those on to tiny removable media, so it won't rain away like using cloud. I guess we never get to see those, anon.
>>85403749
lodge spirit confirmed!!!!!!
Cooper's a Lodge spirit. Here's a picture of him in the Lodge. Can't get more conclusive evidence than that!
>>85403607
He's not a cuck though.
>>85403725
She bitched on twitter about not getting enough attention
And almost daily posts bullshit inspirational quotes or responds to religious tweets with "amen"
bitch has lost it
Everyone is in the lodge, and reality is wrapped in a timeless decision theory scenario, and only the people who worked in the Blue Rose cases are aware of this
>>85402306
This scene...
I hope there's going to be an "explanation" further. It was ridiculously funny.
>>85403725
She already complained about it.
>>85403765
Can't wait to see Sonny Jim in a black suit
>episode 16
>DoppelCoop mere steps away from accomplishing his ultimate goal, however he needs some backup to deal with the FBI agents and that pesky retard
>enters a building and sees pic related
>"I think it's time i told y'all everytin bout Judy"
the real jackpot is having Naomi as his waifu
>>85403681
literally nothing. different people went there and found absolutely nothing.
then a friend of the owner of the private property posted on reddit telling people that they weren't approached by Showtime or anything and people shouldn't trespass.
Showtime then removed the coordinnates from the site completely.
>>85403818
>dressed the same as his dad
>not acting like a normal kid
>dad moves in slow motion
Definitely a lodge spirit. Cry more
>tfw Laura was at peast smart enough to get coke and money out of whoring around
Can Shelly do anything right?
>>85403849
Forgot poc
>>85403833
This
how the fuck did they find evil coop in the glass box and not good coop? any cop say "show me the videos of x time before these two were murdered." why start from the beginning?
>Enjoying comfy closing music
>SSSKRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHHHHHHHHHHH
I so sick of this
>>85403794
she was hot af though
>>85403887
Don't forget
>didn't know where she lives
>has terrible work ethic
>doesn't know having the right attitude is half of it
>smokes multiple brands of cigarettes
>>85403829
>>85403842
not since the show wrapped and debuted though. I don't know what she thinks of not being invited anywhere. she's barely part of it anymore.
maybe she comes back in a big way later on. Bobby only really just came back this episode after a couple of cameos.
>>85403958
Evil Coop wasn't in the box, he was talking to the people who made it
>>85403833
they all live in a dream i know you're worried about judy but listen to phil next time.
>>85403829
She's not wrong but its just life, women get older and aren't as attractive. No one wants to see a fifty year old Audrey acting like she did as a teenager as if she still has her allure. You can't just pander to the "oh I remember them from season 1!" crowd either.
>>85403979
>I'm
>>85403794
Rewatching the show made me realize how irrelevant she is, I never really noticed it the first time
>>85403979
>literally LYNCH/FROSTed
>>85403998
SHELLY DOES NOT SMOKE MULTIPLE BRANDS OF CIGARETTES YOU FUCKER
>>85404076
she smokes fat drug dealer cocks
>>85404026
whoa really? missed this completely I thought the cameras only shot the box.
>>85404047
Audrey already was a filler character in the first 2 seasons, she's fucking useless
Why is just about everyone swearing at Frank Booth levels this season? They didn't really in the original run
>>85403979
Literally LYNCHED/FROSTED
>>85404127
pretty much everyone was a filler character in the first 2 seasons
>>85404076
She smokes multiple brands of dick though.
>>85403979
>wooooohwooooosh
>DU DUM DUN DUUUUUUUUUN
>>85403261
most underrated character coming thru
>>85404145
the original run was on ABC
>>85404145
no one sweared much on tv in the 80s/90s. being edgy on tv is a relatively recent phenomenon.
>>85404145
It hasn't seemed excessive to me
Also they were on cable tv in seasons 1 and 2, can't curse on cable.
>>85404145
Swearing was invented in 1992. FWWM was the first film to take advantage of the new langauge.
please do not bully the Audrey
>>85404161
at least every TP citizen except the police station and the Palmer's
>>85404168
>hey bro I know you're here for Twin Peaks but enjoy an as for our stand up comedy drama show instead
>>85404145
>>85404209
>>85404211
4chan is 18+
>>85404201
He personally saved Dougie, so yeah hes pretty based.
>>85404201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ETYtxttJI
>>85404231
Prime example why you should wife a 6-7/10 instead of a 9-10/10
Take heed anons
How much coke and other drugs do you think was done on set in the original?
>>85404286
>talking about seeing a show in the 90s
>20 years ago
Your math is off, maybe it's because you're underage?
>>85403261
Richard, Becky, Stefan
>>85403979
This is from part 7, what did Lynch mean by his?
Also I like how Part 8 ended with black and white logos.
>>85402393
this moment was pure kino. Started off laughing, then she kept screaming for so long it began to get uncomfortable and weird...then the girl just freaked me oot. In fact, this whole sequence was so good. From the conversation in the diner to the screaming women in pic related, we go through so many different emotions
>>85404286
What does that have to do with the topic at hand?
>>85404231
>Daddario isn't playing her daughter
Lynch really messed that one up
>the grandma isn't even david lynch's grandma in real life
redditfags b t f o
>>85404383
For comparison
>>85404286
What did he mean by this?
>>85404464
>still bitching to himself
Oh you poor thing
CHILD YEARNS FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
>>85404021
She retweeted the coordinates video and is currently selling Audrey shirts on eBay. She obviously has a decent sized role, it just hasn't been revealed yet.
>>85404549
>show is over halfway done
>implying there's any time left for a decent size role
Also she's a desperate religious freak, if she had a decent sized role she wouldn't be bitching about the show on twitter and selling shitty shirts to earn money
>>85403818
Chill the fuck out, dude.
>>85404392
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHkino
>>85404424
she'd make a fine lodge entity
>young graceful Gersten is now a 40 year old drug addict who sleeps with young men
How did it all go so wrong
Is American Gods comparable kino?
I can fantasize about being with super wealthy women, with super attractive women, with movie stars and pop stars, but when it comes to Candie, whose perfection is truly top notch, I cannot even fantasize about her. I think about buying her groceries, coming home to her, waking up next to her in the morning, and there's nothing. Is this what it's like to experience god?
>>85404623
when the fuck did she go all thumper?
at least she posed in playboy first...
:(
>>85404730
No idea, but her twitter and instagram is funny but also crazy
She posts pictures of inspirational quotes like highschoolers do. She responds to bible quotes and the like on twitter with "amen"
>>85404730
someone weeks ago talked about her having some sort of mental illness + being into drugs which messed her up. I guess she got better, but has relapses and is also a born again Christian. Kinda sad, she was /bestgirl/ (still is for me).
>>85404693
Having Donna for a sister.
Judy
>they don't call them lovers in highschool
Then what do they call them?
>>85404549
then why wasn't she at the premiere (even characters who appeared in 1 episode were there). why wasn't she part of the press tour or comic con appearances.
I think she'll be at Twin Peaks Fest so there's that I guess.
>>85404825
Reminder if Laura just washed her hands, Bob wouldn't have killed her.
>>85404693
how do you go from that
TO THIS
>>85404907
looks like he could be her son
>>85404907
you mean how did she turn into a literal 9/10?
ain't that the question...
>>85403538
Who's the one on the left
>>85404806
>>85404786
Jesus Tap-dancing Christ
Another perfectly good hottie that can't handled the partying they get into and go all turbo Jesus Creep. Very sad.
>>85403184
the only right answer
>>85404907
is that her?
lol I havent noticed
So is the synthetic drug that Red is stringing everyone out on actually made from Garmonbozia or what? Asking for a friend.
>>85405083
It's baby laxative
>>85402988
>there's nothing deep / hidden in her character
except for my dick
same tbqh
>>85405180
Is every female character in this wearing red shoes now?
>>85402433
haha
>>85402306
>Attack of the 50 Foot Laura Edition
>tfw a 50 foot Laura will never pee on your
Why live?
>>85403137
>tfw no RtJ roadhouse scene
there was a sad absence of mamamama in this episode
>>85404907
is that really her? how do you know?
>>85404693
>>85404907
No way. I saw the name Hayward in the credits but didn't realize who it was.
You see a warning for epilepsy in the next ep your reaction when
>>85405323
credits of the episode
>>85405250
Are you complaining?
>>85405374
is asking a question a complaint?
Does that mean you and I are now complaining?
>>85405298
On your what?!?
>>85405432
Are we?
This was the first time I laughed for 2 minutes straight during a David Lynch scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faSGNtf45rg
pure KINO comedy, not Tim and Eric nor Sam Hyde could get me to giggle and chuckle and guffaw so hard.
brava Lynch.
>>85405369
Honestly surprised they didn't do one for episode 8, unless they did and I forgot about it.
>>85402393
this was more terrifying and uncomfortable than episode 8 jesus christ
>>85405468
"He's dead" along with the wideshot of Lynch standing with his arms up made me laugh
and I hardly ever laugh out loud
>>85405442
body
>>85402838
>resolve
You are the kind of person to call FWWM trash. You don't understand what Lynch is doing or where his priorities lie, so why not watch something else? Frost is literally the only reason this show has anything close to an immediately observable explanation for anything.
>>85405522
and the smug face on the camo kid standing by the van. this episode had the had the most KINO laughs of the season thus far.
>>85405298
Imagine if u look up and see her pusy haha
>>85405615
Way too early anon, we don't shit up the catalog like /got/
>>85405522
rewatch the scene close up. Lynch's arms are animated. it looks like an Adobe Flash animation. it's fucking weird.
>>85404201
it's kinda hilarious to watch eps again and see how much he speaks in boxing vocab
>>85404973
the best one
>>85402656
So that's a yes?
>>85402719
>>85402806
>>85402915
>>85402986
It's almost like you literal retards don't know what "doppelganger" means.
>>85402476
is that candie?
>>85404623
>>85404832
I mean, in the photo shoot leading up to the premier she said in an interview that she was really happy and satisfied with the bit she was in, and called it "amazing."
>>85405638
good one haha what if you looked up and saw her anus haha what if she had to poop too lol asking for a friend
>>85402494
>weird seeing logos all over the place in 2017
Leave your room, NEET.
>>85405168
damn
>>85402445
In Secret History Frost said Cole was connected with Briggs and Doug Milford in running the Twin Peaks listening post.
>>85402838
muh resolution
The entire reason Twin Peaks became so notorious and acquired its cult following wasn't because anything was resolved. It was because the series was cancelled after ending on the mother of all cliffhangers and people craved resolution for the past 25 years. Resolutions are easy and boring. What you want is McDonalds, boy. This series is a steakhouse.
>>85402655
True, that is his grandson. Might be doppleganger.
>>85402879
same feeling
>>85405250
red = fire
shoes = walking
Fire Walk With Me
duh
>>85403681
>>85403873
>>85403588
distance between 15 and 16 - 1
distance between 23 and 42 -19
ONE ONE NINE
ONE ONE NINE
O N E O N E N I N E
>>85403979
That's the best part of the endings though, and always was.
>>85402423
A LYNCHED caption should become visible with Albert
>>85402432
It's honestly too late for classic Coop to come back at this point. If he were to come back next episode for example most of his screen time from there until the end would realistically be him dealing with all the shit evil Coop has been doing for 25 years. There's no way classic Coop could come back.Unless they do Season 4.
What are the philosophical implications behind quiet Coop, and most other characters being under the impression that he's normal?
>>85403413
She's definitely in it
As to the size of her role idk, I think it depends on how significant Richard Horne is considering she's almost definitely his mother, especially with the added possibility that doppelcoop is the father
>>85408251
Everyone is more autistic than he is.
>>85405735
fuck i didn't think about that