>alright we need a creep >I got the perfect guy!

just watched Zodiac for the first time.

he's great.

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You rang?

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>>85400309
you rang?

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>We need military personnel
>Reporting for duty

>>85402887
>Give me your feeliest actor, senpai.

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>>85403174

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>>85402887

Frank Sobotka was the child raper in Devil's Advocate?

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>we have a police / federal procedural and need a chief
>got u famalam

>>85402887
he's not creepy in the people vs. OJ or in the Wire

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>>85403242
I thought he was the Machine from 8mm?

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>ayo senpai. Give me that creep with a bit of charm
>Say no more

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>we need a comedic genius

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>>85403356
Nigga just took over this guys job.

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>we only have 50 cents and we still havent cast anyone willing to be assraped by a horse

>>85403432
Getting more jew looking by the day.

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>we need an older black guy for a movie but can't afford Samuel L or Denzel

>>85403591
You can't cast any of them in the same roles, though... all of their acting styles are different. Literally the only thing they all have in common is they are old and black.

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>we need a racist redneck
>got you senpai

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>we literally can't afford anyone just get some generic-looking nobodies

>>85403698
all old black guys are the same though

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>>85400309
>we need a le funny nutwit in a button-up shirt and suit

>>85403812
Ayybruheem Layncuhn

>>85404671
>funny
Bit of a leap.

>>85404804
I will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again.

>>85403508
kekkkk

>>85400309
I remember first seeing him in HBO's Carnivale. His character was the absolute personification of scum.

>>85403698
They can all play the same roles nowadays. Maybe 10 years ago you had a point

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>society declaring ugly fat bald people as creepy
>literally saying ugly people are creepy
>missing the entire point of the word creep
>proceed to take creepy photos of strangers in public with iphone and pretend thats not creepy as all hell
>proceed to lecture men about their enacted double standards of how terrible we are to women
>fat shaming men but if you dare fat shame a woman its career suicide
>topless men constantly, shame if theres ever a topless woman
>men required to have the body of a greek god and train for over a year to achieve it
>women attend a seminar on how to look empowering
and
>pic related

>>85404858
your mother IS a seafood dinner if you catch my drift

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>we need someone to play Lex Luthor, get me that bald guy from Breaking Bad
>heisenberg, sir?
>yeah, get him

>>85404937
John Carroll Lynch is just literary the best at playing scumbags, save your little autistic tantrum for another thread.

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>>85404792
Naaahh, y'all got me talkin pawliticsss

>>85403432
Shouldn't hate this dude because he's against the feminists but he's not funny at all.

>>85405041
LOL

>>85403812
He's gonna absolutely crush it as Charlie.

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Did he do it?

>>85404937
Back to /r9k/, fucktard

>>85404961

underrated

>>85405179
He you mean Tad Cruz, yes.

>>85404961
Criminally underrated toast

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>>85403812
>we need someone to reach around Tig to get to brown

JETHUH CHRIST JACKIE BOY

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>we need a food reviewer

>>85402887
>Creep
>we need a blue collar guy who looks respectable
is more like it

>>85403591

Ironically, he's getting too old for that shit.

>>85403508
based

I need a got to represent an anonymous image board that in theory discusses television and movies.

>>85404671
fucking hate this guy

>>85404671
>>85400309
oh fuck i thought these were the same doods

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>we need creepy and can't afford makeup

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>>85400309
>mfw he appeared on the Founder
>mfw he was gonna snap anytime during the movie and kill Kroc

>>85404961
kek

>>85406210
fucking kek

>>85404961
lmao

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>>85400309

>>85403508
more like
>we ran out of budget and have to hire someone who will work for the free soup and donuts that all the other actors and extras get

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>>85404961

>>85406308
>>85406351
>>85406363
>>85406768
>>85405237
>>85404961

samefag scum

>>85404961
You fucked up, the quotes make no sense when written that way.

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"how will we ever find that awkward looking 20 something who looks 15 and will also work for our indie film with no budget"

>so no more senpai

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>>85406864
Your move fagget

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>>85400309
>we need a pedophile-y guy
>hold my beer

>>85403591
That's not laurence fishburne

>>85406927

shiit mspaint skills brah

>>85405044
wtf im a feminist now

>>85406076
Me too for the longest time

>>85404671
This guy came off like such a defensive ass in the norm interview

>>85407444
They were both on SNL at the same time and hated each other

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>>85404937
>tfw not a hideous virgin
your life must be terrible lol

>>85407211
I was using the snipping tool, I hate using ms paint to screencap

>>85405312
lmao

>>85403432
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS LI-UUUUUUUUUUUUH

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>>85400309
>alright we need a Creeper
>I've got the perfect guy

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>>85400309

>We need a trailer trash female
>say no more

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>we need a scheming beaurocrat
>say no more

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>we need a midget but we can't afford that guy from Game of Thrones

say no more

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>>85403472
nah that was this guy

>>85403591
That's not Forrest Whittaker

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>gimme dat downie
>gotchu senpai

>>85403508
this guy looks like mark ruffalo if he lived in albuquerque

>>85405371
We need someone to play the mob bosses accountant.

>>85404671
You know what they call bats?
Chicken of the cave.

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>>85407796
Patty the daytime hooker was the best character on My Name is Earl.

>>85408685
That motherfucker is in some great movies.

>ywn get to work at the burger barn or talk about the burger barn all year until it finally shows up at that guy you cucked's funeral

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>>85404937
>I'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck?

>>85403975
Black Bauer in middle

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>>85403508

>>85407504
>ad hominem
>>85405183
>denial
>>85405030
>ad hominem
what amazing retorts you have, care to display any creepy females in flim and tv?
oh wait, there are none, because you've adopted a double standard narrative that women cant be flawed

now go spam 19 more THICCCCCCCC threads like you arent trying to normalize fatass women

>>85403356
I actually couldn't help but read your post in his distinctive voice

>>85405041
>>85404792
>>85403812

>AAAHHHH FUHCKENN KNEWW IT

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>>85400309
>we want brad pitt but we dont have the money to pay him
>gotcha family

>>85403432
Haha love this guy saw him on tv a while ago. Whats his name?

>>85410478
>being this much of a bitter loser
and you wonder why women don't approach you? lmao

>>85411197
Cody Cigar.

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>>85407504
As a hideous virgin yeah, it's pretty bad.

>>85403133

kek

every fucking time

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>quick we need a Mexican/Indian/Arab/Pacific Islander
>we got just the guy

>>85411981
Seriously what the fuck is he

>>85412098
James Cameron's pick to be the main char of his upcoming Blue Pocahontas movies.

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>>85410972
I prefer Guy

>>85412098
Here's a video charting his ancestry
https://youtu.be/wTzlzrGOBIk

>>85408685
>>85409734
John C Reilly has had a lot of great serious roles, the dude, while he most definitely is a clown, is a surprisingly versatile actor.

>>85413324
Comedy is harder than it looks, a ton of comedians are surprisingly capable dramatic actors

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>we need a nerd/aids guy
>say no mo

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>>85404961

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>>85403431
>Sir we need Tim Curry but he's a fucking vegetable

>>85404671
wtf that wasn't Randy Qaid?

>>85412098

Maori.

>>85403356
The moment Zavala speaks, i laugh because it's same way a dozen of police or military chiefs played by this guy talks

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>We need a black James Bond

>>85400309
This guy sacrificed himself to a lava flow to save some city workers in Volcano. Sorry OP, he'll always be a hero to me.

>>85406295
Reminder that Kroc literally did nothing wrong.

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>we need a big scary black guy
Was about to post Michael Clarke Duncan, but I forgot he died.

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>We need an old british guy.

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>>85414502
>I need a pipe hitting nigga.
What did he mean by this.

>>85413471
This guy literally ate shit and slept with a nigger in that movie aids is his game

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>we need an unthreatening bad guy

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>>85414579
>less approachable

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>we need an asshole villain

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>>85415133
>make that two!

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We need a guy to be in our serious oscar-bait drama

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>We need someone vaguely recognisable but not enough that you know where you saw him last

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>we need a white guy to play a black guy

>>85415388
>We need a businessman

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>This script is insane, where are you going to find anyone mad enough to take on this role?!
>Sir, I have just the guy...

>>85403242
>Bicondova showing off her acting ability.

>>85414579
>>85414940
hearty kek

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>We need a one-trick pony for the next eight (8) years
>say no more senpai

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>>85416574
oops wrong pic

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>>85416574
>You'll have to run it past the boys first

>>85415388

Underrated

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>We need a disposable man for our main character to have an affair with.

I've got just the guy.

>>85403432

>CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CALL SECURITY? A CRAZY BUM JUST ENTERED THE BUILDING

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>we need a midget

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>We need a-
>He's already finished filming, sir

>>85403812
baron roman ungern-sternberg biopic starring the gog when?

>>85419280
5'6 is giant size for mexicans

>>85410972
>and we need to qualify for the Australian tax rebate

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>we need some menacing white guys. Get me Jon and Jeffre...
>They're already here and in makeup, sir.

>>85420489
is that the guy from 8 mile who shot himself in the dick?

>>85420489
>"""""""""""""white"""""""""""""

>>85403508
>>85404863
>>85405500
>>85406733
>>85408868
>>85410147
>>85403508
You guys know his sister is Julia Roberts right?

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>we need an asshole authority figure who was crooked all along
say
no
more

>>85400309
It's pretty easy to get an actor that looks like a creep: just hire someone that's average looking or below in a cast that's mostly beautiful. He'll stick out like a sore thumb. Hell, I think 99% of /tv/ can play the role of creep as any other professional actor, they look the part.

>>85420920
No, nobody here was aware that he is the brother of Julia Roberts and father of Emma Roberts.

>>85420965
99% of /tv/ could play the creep in a cast of creeps

>>85415388
>we need a banker, but not some faggot nerd banker, you heard me
>what do you mean?
>a mob bank

>>85421269
Then how come he'll take any role for juice and cookies? He must really love acting or have a really bad cocaine habit.

>>85413471
She was objectively perfect in that movie

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>hey we we need ralph fiennes
>say no more

>>85411383
>more ad hominem
at no point did i say i was ugly, a loser, virgin, or not approached by women

you're just a retard defending cancer of society

>>85400309
the creep who founded mcdonalds

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>sir, Jonah Hill turned the script down
>no matter

>>85413471
unironically my first ever boner and what started my thicc black fetish

shame shes dead from diabetes now

>>85412315
Obviously

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>We need one more extra in this crowd
>We got the perfect kid

>>85422398
hahahaha

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Was this progressive?

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>we need a recently divorced housewife for our ensemble cast

>>85421681
He's a degenerate gambler.

>>85412098
Polynesian

>>85412509
fucking hell man I can't breathe just from looking at the preview

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>Emma Stone said our script was "too weird", sir...

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>we need an ditsy hot female with an accent to eventually seduce the main character

>>85422789
Underrated

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>>85422789
>tfw you're watching a comedy from the mid 2000's and you see him for a split second, back up the movie 5 secs and recognize him in the crowd

>>85408685
Have you seen Lobster? Have you seen We Need to Talk about Kevin
You probably have only seen Step Brothers and Walk Hard

>>85424145
Nicole Aniston?

>>85403356
He just fits it so perfectly lol

>>85412098
Mexican-Indian I'm assuming

>>85424801
Using John Candy reactions is classy. I like you anon.

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>>85417236
>we need those vaguely recognizable late night hosts for a dying medium that appeal to 35+ year old white-collared American workers who want to pass out watching a show after work and don't actively participate or stay informed on current events but still like to laugh at the same cliche, fill-in-the-blank political/pop-cultural quips that have been used since the Iraq War and Bush Administration

>>85404961
I could actually believe this

>>85404870
>Not Fargo

He really is hateable in Carnivale though. Made me appreciate how good he is.

>>85404961
God damn. Has no one made this joke yet? Bravo.

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>we need a minor character that can supplement adam sandler with comic relief and end up being very important to the plot at the end of the movie

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>>85415388
>you and your dubs are dead

>>85405044
>he's not funny at all

so fucking agreed

>>85404961
Hahahahah fucken lost

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>>85404961

>>85409803
KEK

>>85414502
meet me somewhere

>>85420572
It sure is

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>we need Zeus

Sam Hyde was never funny
Nobody that says he is actually believes it
It's all about portraying themselves to others as some kind of refined taste special snowflake

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>Robin Williams can't film this light family comedy, hes busy
>Hold on I've got the guy

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>We want a loveable loser
>But we want a guy we can pay in weed and the promise we'll employ one of his friends

>>85404961
Did he get the part because he's Jewish?

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>we need that old british guy that will do any film for a quick buck
>michael cane?
>no, the other guy

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>Adam Sandler is just... awful in this flick, we need a guy to take the heat off him
>Hold on, I've got you

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>Matt Damon's busy

>>85430356
Can someone explain this guy's career to me? Unfunny fuck's not even jewish.

>>85429079
Not The Drew Carey Show

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>We can't afford Michael Cera, who's that other kid

>>85430483
Truly, truly disappointing, that man.

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>The ((studio)) are demanding more ((representation))

>>85430563
I didn't realise they were separate actors until like 2010. Zombieland and Adventureland feel like Michael Cera films

>>85406877
this

should be

>we need someone to play Lex Luthor, get me that bald guy from Breaking Bad, heisenberg
>eisenberg, sir?
>yeah, get him

>>85430600
uh wow how dare you dumb pajeet you're just some marveldrone???? LOL GRAPEFRUIT XD

>>85421316
/tv/ BTFO

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>>85403591

>>85404671
Is this how Lynch cast him in TP?

>>85402887

>"We used to fuck shit in this country. Rape shit."

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>we need a principal
>i know a guy

>>85430537
He was incredibly popular and funny (for that era) in the 70s with his Stand-up and SNL skits. Put out some 80s comedy classics, parlayed that into some Father of The Bride Kino in the early 90s and he's so beloved by older generations that no one has the heart to tell him he's been shit for the last 25 years

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>Is there anyone who can perfectly portray the family's patriarch and keep everyone safe?

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>>85404961

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>>85403508

>>85403356
I unironically enjoy Lance Reddick and I'm happy when he turns up for a bit part.

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>we need an unrecognized genius but the movie is meant to be an ironic comedy
>say no more

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>We need a Mexican actor to provide comedic relief

>>85431150
kek

>>85420489

watching this currently, bretty bretty gud

>>85430619
>Zombieland and Adventureland feel like Michael Cera films

They aren't? I would bet money Michael Cera is in them. Did I just get BERNSTAINED?

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>we need someone to play this military officer that's only onscreen for 10 minutes
>I got just the guy

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> GET ME THE ERIC ROBERTS OF TV!

>>85414844
>not threatening bad guy's nonthreatening and generally pathetic grovelling lackey

>>85432540
>We need someone who looks like they caught AIDS and then their AIDS caught cancer

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>we need an ambiguous fast talking italian or mexican with a coke habit who can never seen to find his big break, likable but not memorable

>>85432532
>Mr. Krabs
>Lost
>Carnivale
he has range

>>85415388
Saw him last in Heat

Still don't remember his fucking name though

>>85414844
He was really good in that episode of Sherlock though

>>85431230
the power of elvis compels you

>>85419460
kek

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>he's already on stage 6
>we-

>>85400309
He should've played Kuklinski.

>>85433208

didnt post so good

>>85433397
Can't win if you don't play

>>85414647
I assume crack smokers.

>>85417236
If it werent' for Conan I'd advocate tossing a grenade at this group.

>>85422885
who cares

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>>85403356

If Frank#s brother was a cop why did he get arrested?

>>85404804

WHAMMY!

>>85407896

I literally thought that was Tyrion for the longest time

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>>85412098

>>85422900
lmao, nice

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>>85414579
>we need a dadcore actor who turns out to be the baddie

>>85419280

Danny would still fuck you up ese

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>>85420489

Lel Shane is jewish

>>85430537
>According to his wife Christiane Kubrick, he would screen every movie he could get ahold of. One of his favorites was THe Jerk (1979). He considered making Eyes Wide Shut (1999) a dark sex comedy with Steve Martin in the lead. He even met with Martin to discuss the project.

Fuck off pleb

>>85429152
I've seen it on /tv/ before

>>85412098
Uncle fucken BULLY

>>85426859
aren't these shows watched mostly by women?

>>85432596
F

>>85404937
>>85410478
Good to know this is the kind low test beta who always whines about thicc grills, now it will be more easy to ignore you're opinion

>>85415388
too real

>>85400309
Name 5 other kinos tgis guy is in other than ZODIAC

>>85412509
Yugoslavia..... 1:38
Animaniacs is from 1993...

no i feel retarded, I thought >>85415388 was the guy with meme status for appearing in every movie, yet never being sure which movie it was. But now I think it's actually >>85419460. RIght?

Were they both in the dark knight? I don't know why I've always confused them, they really don't look similar.

>>85432596
>likable

>>85402702
>We can't afford Cillian Murphy

>>85400309
VARLYN STROUUUDD

>>85403508
this is the best one yet

>>85415171
wtf I love Elon Musk now

>>85405044
This, it is the same as liking Trevor Noah because of his politics not his humor.

>>85423973
poo in loo

>>85403356

I WISH I WERE LEVAR BURTON

>>85409368

chicken of the sea

>>85413471
I fapped to her.

>>85403356
CHAIN OF COMMAND

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>we need an indian character to put in some high educational or laboral level with fairly recognizable face that nobody can say what his name is
>got you senpai

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>>85444079
Sorry what?

>>85422146
I was arguing with myself whether that was Wraith Fines or not.

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>We need someone reliable for our next porno