Just end it all

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>>85396593
>throw your body over the floating lane dividers
>wait a few hours until the pool reopens

>>85396648
>wait a few hours until the pool reopens
well they'd be there overnight

>>85396648
Fucking. This.

How is this even a film?

>>85397138
well they are women

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>take ear ring
>cut hole in plastic film

>>85396648
>>85397343
Stop trying to mainsplain the situation

>>85396648
well apparently someone comes in and fills the pool more

>>85396648
>>85396678
>>85397138
The plot involves the pool being closed for a holiday weekend.

>>85396593
That does look pretty intense though.

>>85396593
>tiny budget little thriller
>Hollywood

Come on now.

>>85396593
There better be some passionate lesbian kissing scenes.

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>>85396593
OMG YOU GUYS YOU DON'T GET IT CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW WILL THEIR HANDS PRUNE????

IT'S INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS STOP SAYING IT COULDN'T HAPPEN

WOMEN CAN ACTUALLY GET INTO SITUATIONS LIKE THIS

>>85397343
Apparently it's fiberglas

And the water is cold

Good luck filling 90 minutes with this "plot" and not boring the audience to death

>>85396593
why do they look so scared when someone walks inside?

you'd expect them to start yelling to get the person's attention

unless that was the infamous pool killer

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>>85397641
>WOMEN CAN ACTUALLY GET INTO SITUATIONS LIKE THIS
Oh we believe you

>the premise is girls trapped in a pool for 72 hours
>but then suddenly a fucking Slasher
so what, is the guy going to open the pool or just bother them all weekend by tapping on the glass?

>>85397641
>fiberglas
I don't know a think about pool covers but that seems really unneccesary. Most pools I've seen are some flimsy plastic material.

>>85397740
What if it's just some turbovirgin who is too scared to talk to them?

>shitting in the pool wasnt filmed

Fake senpai

>>85397740
Just fyi Tobin Bell isn't the villain. Apparently he's barely in the movie.

>>85397812
its a pretty big pool...

>>85397521
This. Hollywood is full of ideas like fast and furious 11, saw 8 and the third reboot of spiderman in 15 years.

>>85396593
That fucking music

>>85397743
Large public pools usually have thicker fiberglass covers like the one the movie.

>>85397854
4u

>>85396593
Best get used to it. Just imagine all the other minimally threatening situations you could drag out into a feature length film.

Why do they look scared when someone comes? Shouldn't they be happy?

>>85397641
>And the water is cold
OH MY GOD HOW COLD????

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>>85396593
honestly it could be good, lets not judge this too fast fellas

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>>85396593
>roasties go to the pool so they can swim up next to the ugly people and pee on them
>brave blue color trump supporter locks them in to teach them a lesson

>>85397980
not cold enough to see their nipples

>>85396648
would die of hypothermia

>>85397949
See >>85397521. This is a low budget VoD movie, not some major studio release. Stop acting like there aren't a hundred way more poorly made movies you scroll past when looking through the horror selection on Netflix or Hulu.

>>85397922
>>85397994
Found the director

>>85396593
HAs anyone seen it and can recommend?

Found a stream and I'm optimistic

I loved the "people trapped in situation" movies like the one with the ski lift or the one with the boat without a ladder, even the shallows was goat

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>>85396593
Why isn't this a movie then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxur9NMt1U4

It involves a stupid woman too and it's far more terrifying.

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>>85396593
You're getting old when modern movies are too boring for you. Welcome to the life begins age.

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>>85398138
>I loved the "people trapped in situation" movies like the one with the ski lift or the one with the boat without a ladder, even the shallows was goat
So you like bad movies then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgX1KOkQUW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z83IyQBExn0

couldnt they just drink the water then push their vaginas against the gap and wee it out

Full movie here:

>>85398091

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>>85398141
why are women so fucking stupid?

>>85398119
I'm the guy that said large pools use a fiberglass cover. How is that not believable? Honest question. It's what my gym uses.

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>>85396593

Better or worse?

>>85398219
I don't care if they're bad as long as they entertain me

>>85396593
OK, this movie does look pretty damn stupid.

But to all the "why don't you just" posters like >>85396648, it wouldn't be as easy as all that. The cover is obviously solid, and with nothing underneath to push off from, just breaking it would not be that easy. Plus, something you might not appreciate if you've never had to spend a lot of time underwater is that hypothermia can be a problem, even in relatively warm water. Even "room temperature" water is 20-30 degrees (f) lower than your blood temperature, and it takes a lot more energy to regulate your temp when wet. While dry, there's actually a thin layer of air near your skin, trapped by hair/clothes, that doesn't circulate, which provides insulation. In water, you don't have that, which is why water feels "cool" even if it's the same temp as the air. You can effectively freeze to death in 70 degree water if you stay in long enough.

>>85398219
The Shallows' director, Jaume Collet-Serra, is very good. Run All Night and Unknown are fun, Non-Stop too.

>>85398138
Same. Try 'identity' or 'devil'

Finally, another entry in the "stupid people conveniently trapped in easily survivable situations over a holiday weekend" kino universe

>>85398219
Frozen was pretty decent desu.

>>85398302
OP and that other guy utterly BTFO

>>85396648
Racist drumftard voter go back to Russia retard!

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>We need our flick to look more scarier than it is, g-

>>85396593
And this is why women should not be allowed at the public baths

The only reason they go there is to prance about like whores anyways

>>85398448
>Frozen was pretty decent desu.
Yeah, I liked the songs.

>>85398657
I swear to god you weebs are worse than anything.

Are they hobos or something? Someone must've notice that they are missing

2 guys would have been out in 10 minutes. First five minutes are just them calling each other gay for wanting to share body heat.

>>85398302
Pool covers are heavy tarps, not solid.

>bulletproof pool covers to avoid bullets hitting the water

So THIS is the power of female led movies.

12.Feet.Deep.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

Yeah because they totally just slam the cover over pools like that without checking people are under the water.

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>>85399179
>47 meters down will actually be better then this

>>85398922
The cover in this particular pool is obviously solid. Honestly, though, even a heavy tarp would be pretty tough to deal with, if you're underneath it with no leverage.

>>85399244
you couldn't pay me to watch this crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Rg7wl1Vrg

So how exactly does the cover work? It's solid so how the fuck is it stored when it's not in use?

Also not even olympic pools use solid covers.

>>85396593
im at minute 20 of this film and im giving up

all these women do is bitch to each other, they dont even really try to get out, just yelling at each other and giving the fault to the other one. absolutely disgusting.

i skipped forward and theres another women coming from outside which doesnt help them, and just steals from them and bitches to them while they bitch back

just drink the water until the tank is empty so you wont die of hyporthermia

And you fucks think Burried is bad.

>>85399390
47 meters down at least had one cool scene in it

>>85399781
No

>>85399781
>Burried
It's spelled BURIED, you worthless high-school drop out.

>>85398219
Frozen wasn't bad but then the ending goes full retard, with the sympathetic characters who had all the development dying so the final girl without personality can survive.

>>85399781
I liked it.

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what the FUCK was her problem?

I remember this was a scene in one of the Carrie movies. Scared the shit out of me as a kid. A+ to Hollywood for turning the whole scene into a film, though.

>>85399918

Yeah, I always have trouble with that spelling, along with embarassed. Must be some kind of mental block.

No bully.

>>85399531
It's a giant 3/4 inch thick roll of fiberglass that slides along a top/bottom bracing rail. I have one at my local pool. You wouldn't be able to do shit against it even if you could get leverage and push off cause the whole thing weighs the better part of a ton at least in addition to the bracing. You'd need a boxcutter or something with you.

>>85400008
Easy. She has a vagina.

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>>85400008
What the FUCK was her problem?

how many times do you think they peed in the pool? just food for thought haha

>>85400172
What the fuck is up with that bitch face.

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>>85400008
What the FUCK was her problem?

>>85399004
Such is life in America.....

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>>85398739
t. roastie

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> pool is closed on the weekend

>>85400146
there is at least one hole. which gives them a corner to start working on. all they need to do is start a tear.

>>85399542
Shit, I actually want to watch this now.

>>85400524
on a holiday weekend.

it's like closing an icerink during hockey season.

>>85397641
>IT'S INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS STOP SAYING IT COULDN'T HAPPEN

>Something happened
>therefore should be made into a movie

Come on, man.

>>85400524
POLL'S CLOSED

>>85400659
DUE TO FAIL AND AIDS

JUST LIKE THIS MOVIE

gay

>>85396593
>trapped in a pool thriller
is that fucking Jigsaw?

>>85396593

It's based on a true story.

>>85400530
This shit is about as thick as a traffic cone. So unless the hole is bigger than around 4 inches to get both hands into it I bet even bodybuilders wouldn't be able to tear it from below with no leverage, and these are teenage girls with no real strength

The pool is closed over the holiday weekend, they shut off the heat to the pool, and the cover is fiberglass.

You Frodo fucks.

>>85399781
Buried was actually good.

>>85399542

Huh, convincingly written female characters from the sound of it.

>>85400843
im sure they could find a way out, and that its really not that simple

reminds me of the women and the crippled guy outdoing them and they sit there acting helpless,

seriously women are retarded, a man would be out in 2 minutes

>>85400634
Shitposting movie when?

>>85399853
>>85400003
>>85400868

I think so too. But then again I have a raging boner for Ryan Reynolds, heh.

>>85400794
all that have to do is wiggle it at a corner constantly to try and create a crease. the material will fatigue and tear.

this sort material failure is an issue in airliners. as the planes flex ever so slightly when pressurizing and depressurizing. which is why windows, doors, and hatches are rounded and reinforced in corners. to minimize the chance of catastrophic failure while in flight.

>>85397583
I vomited

The staff covered up the pool without even checking if there were still people in it? They were swimming for fuck's sake, they couldn't have been completely underwater for more than a few seconds, and surely they would have been making noise. Furthermore, whoever closed the pool left immediately after pressing the button and was already out of earshot by the time they started screaming, which was the very moment the pool finished closing. Surely the staff would have taken more than a passing glance at the pool to check for people before activating the cover, and surely they would have waited until the cover is fully drawn before leaving, as it would be their ass on the line if something failed and the pool remained exposed for the entire holiday and something got in it.

>>85401216
They were on the bottom of the pool trying to get a ring out of a whole or something and noticed the closing roof too late

Still rediculously stupid what happens after that

>>85401398
pool like that would have had at least 2 life guards.

so both life guards just up and left with out check the pool?

How the fuck did they get trapped in the first place seriously.

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>ladies time to get out of the pool
>PSH KISS MY ASS
They deserved it

god this premise is so fucking effortless, at least frozen had a neat idea. trapped in a fucking pool? may as well have to spend 72 hours in a wal-mart

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this would have made a better "inspired y true events of people getting stuck in stupid shit that anyone with an iq over 50 could avoid/get out of" film

>every movie this summer has flopped
>studios running out of ideas
>sequels don't even peak interest anymore

I give it a few years before there's barely any movie theaters anymore.
People are waking up and realizing how trash everything Hollywood puts out is.

>>85401789
They should have left him to die.
It's his fault for not doing something, like bringing along a snake camera to look ahead into tunnels he wanted to go into.

>>85401789
people who do this shit get no sympathy from me

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tfw you know they are making some of these movies just to fuck with 4chan

>>85401991
He did die
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutty_Putty_Cave.

Unhook the lane dividers. Use hook to cut open the cover. There I solved the problem and it only took 30 minutes of contemplation.

>>85396593
Friends or family who keep calling their cellphones and not getting a response would eventually call the cops.

Also, these are females who are likely deep into social media.

Before they went swimming at the local pool, their social media feed would have indicated they checked into the local pool or they may have taken a selfie before jumping into the pool.

So yeah, this movie is pretty bullshit.

>>85402198
30 minutes you dont have

>>85401789
Link below is the best source of "inspired by true events" story, a bear terrorizing and massacring a town in Japan

Read that shit it's intense as fuck

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident

>>85402279
How do you not have 30 minutes?

>>85402117
I thought he did as I vaguely remember hearing about it, but the pic anon posted never mentioned it so I figured I was thinking of some other dipshit.

>>85400412
why didnt she just let them out?

>>85402317
Sankebetsu is indeed one of the crazier RL animal attack stories. Although that one about the sloth bear that specifically enjoyed ripping off people's faces and then leaving them to LIVE is probably the one that gives me the largest heeby-jeebies.

How the fuck does a slow moving pool cover sneak up on you?

>>85400401
a very punchable face, that's for sure

>>85402517
so much this.
Ive been on a ton of construction projects with pools. These things are slower than molasses running uphill in January.
If you cant outswim it ur either a nigger or an idiot. Both deserve to die

>>85402644
They are on the ground of the pool looking for a ring and notice the roof shortly before its closed

>>85402517
>>85402517
the girls were trying to recover a ring that went into a drain grate. suddenly the drain flow through the grate increased and one of the girl's hair got caught in it. They're both holding their breath for like 2 minutes in a completely empty pool, before the cover even starts.

>>85402692
You would have to be underwater for 5mins.
Give the ring up Smeagol

>>85402692
>Jane Schmuck can hold her breath underwater long enough to not notice the slow as fuck pool cover closing up on her

>>85399542
Well it sounds like most women when shit is not going like they like in a stressful situation. Tbh quite a number of men are like that too.

>>85402781
or at least get out of the pool and tell the staff. they're usually cool about that because it happens so often.

>>85396593
somone never heard of open water

>>85396593
This is why I never go swimming without my handgun.

>>85402890
topjej

>>85396648
I thought there was a pool killer there as well.

>BWAAAAAAM
>menacing shot of pool

i kek'd

>>85398141
>>85398258
That's a big elephant.

>>85402952
No, just a woman with mental disorders who doesn't help them because of reasons

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>>85402807
>Yeah women act like this b-but some men do too

>>85396593
>Is Hollywood officially out of ideas now?

no they are absolutely not out of ideas you racist bigot. there are still plenty of movies available to remake with women and people of color

>>85402952
They soon find themselves at the mercy of the night janitor Clara (Diane Farr), who sees the trapped sisters as an opportunity to solve a few problems of her own.

>>85402198
actually, when lane dividers are put in they are usually put in under a really large amount of tension, i could see it being possible that the girls could not be able to unhook them even together. you'd probably have better luck trying to push down really hard at the middle of the laneline and just break the whole thing.

>>85402198
>>85402279
>>85402392
posts of the day

>>85397641
>And the water is cold
Then they can use their nipples to cut the cover like a cat burglar cutting glass

>>85397779
That would be kino then. Scenes of some 30 something neck beard psycho having a panic attack because the targets are two hot girls.

>>85402317
Its hard to tell if that bear was especially dangerous or the people trying to kill it were especially incompetent.

>>85403226
one japanese pilot, some japanese american civilians, and some machine guns lost a fight against an unarmed native hawaiian.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niihau_incident

Theres a hole in the top and the pool cover probably doesn't lock in place in case something happens with the motor and it needs to be manually opened.

Just hold on to the hole and work your body weight forward. Done.

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>>85397641
>WOMEN CAN ACTUALLY GET INTO SITUATIONS LIKE THIS

>>85402952

The elusive pool killer.

>>85402839
Worked as a lifeguard at the local pool back in high school, we had a guy spend 30 minutes searching for his wedding ring one day after close. Worst part was I ended up eating 3 hot dogs from the concession stand while he was doing that after I ate a ton that day already and became horribly constipated

>pull off the drain thing
>smash the fiber glass
why did this take an hour and a half?

>>85396593

Can't wait for the sequel where they get trapped on an escalator.

I've been working on a script where two ultra hot college girls get trapped in their father's convertible over the weekend. Will /tv/ like it?

>>85403811
>halfway up the escalator the motor turns off
>OH SHIT THE MALL JUST CLOSED
>it's the holiday weekend, no body will be here for THREE DAYS
>we're trapped on a closed escalator with no food and water
>we'll have to eat our clothes to survive

>>85403586
Drain thing?

>>85403811
>>85403918

Wasn't there already a movie like this? By M Night Shamalamadingdong? The TWEEST was one of the people stuck in teh elevator was actually Satan.

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>>85403954

>>85403904
better
>2 hot college girls
>a ski resort
>they go skinny dipping in the jacuzzi outside their room
>they've been drinking.
>the weather changes and the door to their cabin is frozen shut.
>it's too cold and dark for them to wander naked to find another way inside any other building.
>so they have to spend all night drunk and naked in the jacuzzi to stay warm

>>85397469
>the pool being closed

Who thought meme faggots would be directing movies now.

>>85396648
I was in a pool once for like 10 hours getting drunk and my skin was so fucked it looked ready to sluff right off.

That being said I was a lifeguard and indoor pools never have a cover

>>85404027
Yeah but how are you supposed to smash the cover with almost no leverage?

>>85404154
hold on to the wall?

>>85404154
there are ladders on the side of the pool you retard

this isn't The Sims

>>85404154
there was a shallow end
2bh if it was two guys they couldve push it off

>>85404194
>>85404154
does this mythical pool not have a shallow end that is like 4 feet deep?

every indoor lap pool i've seen has one end where anyone that isn't a hobbit can stand up.

Wait, how does the entire place empty out and completely close down in a single breath? They go under water and come up and everything is closed? That's the most ridiculous bs I've ever seen.

>>85404236
2 guys would have not spent 5 minutes under water trying to retrieve a ring.

>>85397583
For real though I was on holiday and my hotel had an infinity pool out the back of my room (basically means you can walk from your balcony right into your personal little pool). One e day I was in there for like 8 hours and my hands were so fucked when I got out it looked like the skin could have sluffed right off if I rubbed it with a towel. The skin was all swollen and white.

>>85404269
Most shallow ends of pools are just under 6 feet deep. There's absolutely no way the average person can stand there you fucking idiot.

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>>85397469

oh wow, a holiday weekend

meanwhile in reality, a guy spends 3 days with 2 broken legs and a totally smashed knee in a pool at the bottom of a waterfall and is conscious and talking when he is rescued

>>85404146
>indoor pools never have a cover

I live in an apartment complex with an indoor pool and it has a cover. I used to work at an Embassy Suites with an indoor pool, which also had a cover.

>>85404027
yo, that is not enough gallons
do your fucking research

that pool should be way closer to 750000 gallons at that depth even if it's only 6 lanes

>>85404333

Staying in water too long actually can cause serious skin damage.

>>85404358
t. manlet

>>85404358
this is wrong

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>>85404362
>three days trapped at bottom of thai waterfall with broken legs

there is not one likable character in this movie, except the little shit that bumped the one girl at the beginning

>>85404362
>at the bottom of a waterfall
Doesn't say he was IN the water. You would die from hypothermia if you had to spend three days in a pool.

>>85404358
maybe it if was a purpose built Olympic rules competition pool.

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Does anyone else have a fear of falling into one of those pool covers? That's why I can't have a pool.

If you fall in and the cover collapses in on itself, you're guaranteed fucked.

pic related, what the hell are they thinking?

>>85396593
>"and Tobin Bell"
>implying he's not the bad guy

>>85404362
literally who

>>85396593
they actually did this "stuck under a pool tarp" bit in the Carrie sequel and it was extremely unnerving and claustrophobic

it only lasted like 30 seconds though

I watched it, I like shitty survival movies. It was fucking terrible.

>>85404522

a lot of the articles says he was unable to climb out of the water, and he did have hypothermia when he was found

>>85404558
dont fall in then you retard

>>85400794
>Not being tough enough to punch the shit out of it until it cracks

Low test faggot detected

>>85404651
rude.

>>85404651
ok I'll just make sure to defy gravity if it ever happens. thanks anon.

>>85404722
sorry

>>85396593

POOLS CLOSED

>>85396593
There are hooks that can be used to cut through the tarp. I work at a pool, I know this shit.

>>85404762
I wish it was 2005 again :'(

>>85404830
>all pools are the same

>>85401789
Seems there is actually one - The Last Descent
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5895892/

>>85404947
Yes, the covering they are using is the standard cover.

>>85404358
>when will they learn

>>85404358
Hahahaha you fucking manlet. You fucking manlet piece of shit!! Hahaha, 4chan looks down upon you manlets. Why don't you learn to be tall like me? Hahahahaha

>>85404558
lol, what retards

>>85396593
>Tries pulling the plug at the bottom of the pool
>Vacuum ends up taking her leg
>Her leg seals the hole
>Drowns

Does she even DELTA P?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

>>85401216
yeah this is retarded. Lifeguards close up the pool, there's not just some guy in a windowed room looking to see if everyone walked out. Every lifeguard must have just straight up walked out without bothering to tidy the pool or even glancing at it before everyone was out.

I bet they'll set up some retarded premise where the girls were holding their breath at the bottom for like 3 minutes, and the view of the lifeguards checking the bottom was obscured by light or refraction or some garbage. Just totally effortless movie

>>85405104
sounds like you shouldve had more zinc when you were younger

>complaining about the plot and the stupidity of the characters

Have you idiots ever seen a horror movie?

>>85402198
what's wrong with you people? There are so many weak points about the trailer but NOT the cover. It's just rigid plastic or fibreglass or something, they aren't going to break it. This isn't a sheet of sandwich wrap, idiots

>>85405138
>never fucking dive or swim anywhere god did not create man to venture underwater

got it

>>85402317
I mean this guy was a real jerk

>>85405386
>they aren't going to break it
but they do

>>85397583

Amygdala, oh Amygdala! Have mercy on the poor bastard heheheheheh!

>>85402750
Lol fucken women, amiright?

>>85404027
>12 feet

It's not though???????

>>85396593
Cringe.

>>85405554
name four men who wouldve got into that situation

>>85403386
>Hold the hole and work your body weight forward

I'm pretty sure this was in a sex Ed kino I watched in 7th grade.

>>85405138
haha they mean pressure change

>>85404027
Assuming the woman is over 5' that pool is more like 25 feet deep.

Trapped in Walmart when?

>>85403811
>>85403918
>they don't know
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3479041/Chinese-woman-dead-month-trapped-elevator.html

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>>85405752
It really does look like it's more than 12

>>85404558
I've had that minor fear ever since Lethal Weapon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DndZsC25noQ

>>85404372
Well than fuck me. All of the indoor pools never had covers in the ones I worked at. We just pounded the shit out of them with chlorine. The outdoor pools we put covers on to keep Vermin and debris out

>>85403043
>Men can't be retarded only women can
See >>85401789

>>85405851
Maybe she is actually 3 feet tall?

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>trapped in the closet
>starring Tom Cruise

>>85405952
nice

>>85404027
What the fuck is this? A sturgeon farm? Do pools need to be that deep?

>>85404046
Get rock or something, piece of ice even. Smash window. Problem solved.

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>>85404001
>>85405795
Escalator not Elevator you muppets

>>85399523
Im surprised nobody in jewwywood ever stole this idea.

>>85405795
I wish people would do a movie about surviving in China

>>85405628
Literally none. That's the point

>>85406118
Something close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYEgrQ8kdmw

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>>85406104

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they should do a movie about Millenials trapped in a house with no wifi / no cellphones for a week
see how they manage to survive

They should just make tons of movies with two collage girls trapped in situations that two men would escape in seconds. Like being trapped in a tree in a petting zoo surrounded by "really aggressive geese" that were let out over the weekend. Or trapped in a cabin with the only telephone that's a hundred yards away in a really bad snowstorm. Or trapped in a garage with no food but "a really big spider" built a web over the only button that opens the door.

>>85406354
origional post was about being trapped on one, not being killed by one

>>85406593
Your jokes suck dad. How do you even know what goldface is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiUNsDVjCbo

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>>85406595
>>85406593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozHUec4sPc
it already exists

I really like how the pool monitor guy pressed the button and goes home immediately. He doesn't clean up the place or do a routine check around the pool. Dude really wanted to go home for the weekend.

>>85398219
>Ain't it cool news

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It can't be any more boring than this was at least.

>>85403811
It could work if they were really fat and couldn't go up or down stairs without dying

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>Running Time:85 minutes

I almost want to watch this to see how they'll drag it out for a full 85 minutes.

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>>85406104
>>85406354

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Do things like this actually happen in America?

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Better movie about roasties being trapped

>>85407186
china safety standards

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>>85404469
>>85404362
Naming conventions for sexual acts are getting weirder by the day.

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>>85407186
DELET

Are we posting retards now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqghkzaqH_o

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>>85407510

>>85401789
This hole was made for him. How dare they pull him out?

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>>85407017
>closing time at the mall
>person with cerebral palsy just heading up the escalator
>it malfunctions
>top and bottom floor panels open up exposing the mechanisms
>nobody there to help him
>only way out is to jump over them, which he obviously cant do

>>85407603
>>85407186
Can we see the aftermath of this?

>>85407726
>lean over the railing and get gently carried to safety
Wow. Even an invalid could think of a way out of that situation if they saw it coming.

>>85406595

Trapped in a storeroom but a 40lb bag of rice fell off the shelf and is blocking the door.
Trapped in a cell by a madman who is demanding they write an essay correctly explaining the concept of honor.
Trapped in room where the door only automatically opens if someone hooked up to a lie detector speaks 50 concurrent declarative sentences without setting off the detector.
Or the door only opens if you can watch a randomly chosen movie to it's halfway point and then correctly state the motivations of the main characters.

>>85406104
Do women actually get trapped on escalators when they stop working?

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>>85407873
it would still be putting him in the danger zone
and no he cant throw himself over the side either because it's high up

>>85406595
>collage
I don't think you should be commenting on other people's stupidity.

>>85408139
>what if the escalator was actually a meatgrinder suspended between to airplanes 3000ft above ground and you were a limbless deaf-mute
Yes, I agree that would be quite the predicament.

>>85408026
>Trapped in room where the door only automatically opens if someone hooked up to a lie detector speaks 50 concurrent declarative sentences without setting off the detector.
could actually be kino

>>85408145
My phone autocorrected to that!

>>85408256
>phone poster
My point stands.

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>>85396593
>"How bout we make a movie where two dumb sluts get trapped in a pool
>"AMAZING IDEA! MAKE IT!"
>"hm this is actually retarded it makes no sense they would get trapped and even still is boring as fuck to watch two people float around for an hour and a half"
>"ADD EBIN SERIAL KILLER THAT WANTS TO KILL THEM"
>"wait what? that makes no sense"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Probably about how the talks went for this.

>>85404362
>meanwhile in reality, a guy spends 3 days with 2 broken legs and a totally smashed knee in a pool at the bottom of a waterfall and is conscious and talking when he is rescued


if they make a movie he will be changed to a black female, and it will be white neonazis that made her fall and get hurt

this is the first thing I thought of.
>>85397583

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>>85396593
>the BWOOMS to shots of a fucking swimming pool

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Whats next? Being locked in a stairwell with a crazy hobo, but it turns out hes the janitor instead?

>>85409058
ha ha I get that reference
RUM HAM NIGHT MAN xD

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>>85404333
be careful anon after 10 hours you dont recover

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>>85409145
If you seriously cant see the similarities and find it funny, you are seriously autistic.

im gonna see this for the same reason i saw Frozen (not the disney one). But seriously, people need to stop investing in ideas like these. i watch them for fun but there's so much more that you can do with film, y'know?

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here's my pitch
>Millenial teen girls are trapped in a high-rise for the night while there is a corporate event at the top floor
>the same night a german terrorist and his multicultural group are attacking the tower to rob some money
it's called Dye Hard

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>>85409601
>german terrorists
>Not "The hard"

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Now that we're in the Golden Age of Ran-Out-of-Ideas kino, post mundane scenarios that could be stretched into a feature-length film. I'll start:
>1992
>guy stuck at a pit stop in Arizona after car breaks down
>couldn't afford a cab
>only has enough money (quarters) to buy a bag of chips at a vending machine and to make one phonecall
>the closest person is over 600 miles away and will take about a day to get to his location
>being a bugerstani, he instinctively goes to buy a bag of chips even though he's not even hungry
>machine swallows his change
>remainder of movie is him trying to pry chips out of the vending machine or risk starving to death

>>85409834
and then the sequel will be the exact same thing just recast with women and people of color

>>85409385
>defending Reddit: The Show
kill yourself my man

>>85409834
>2017
>loser no life in his 30s who still lives his parents because he has no job
>parents are gone for the weekend
>one man party weekend
>as soon as the loser gets the weekend set for nothing but anime, video games, and capeshit, the unthinkable happens
>*inception horn*
>power goes out
>loser was so lazy he didn't charge his phone prior to Power outage to call his parents
>how long will the loser go without power before he kills himself?

>>85403021
for you

>>85397641
Awfully durable pool cover for an indoor pool

>>85396593
Wouldn't they make sure no one was in the pool?
Wouldn't the girls hear the guy say "The public pool is now closed"?
Wouldn't there be a 10 minute warning anyway?

Makes no sense

>>85400687
I chortled.

>>85409834
>guy climbs onto his roof to fix some tile
>through an emotional and traumatic scene the ladder falls down
>man is trapped on top of his roof while his neighbors watch on thinking he's gone mad
>how will he overcome this test of spirit and will power before he starves to death?

>>85400794
>no leverage.

just stick your hands through the hole and suspend yourself in the water and have the other girl hang on you too, or alternatively, she could go underwater and pull you downward.

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>the window closes
>the movie is about this guy being trapped for 2 hours

>>85404027

why were they swiming in nasa's neutral buoyancy laboratory ?

>>85400843
why would they shut the heat off? You know pools take days to heat up again? It would be more cost effective to run the heat at a low level until they reopened

>>85410439
Why do my feet start tingling whenever i see something like this?

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>>85410439

>>85410521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES8OKuh5rLo

>>85410179
if you can't think up a scenario where someone gets trapped under a pool cover, you have a bad imagination

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>>85410461
OH FUCK MOVIE IDEA

>astronauts train for space missions in deep pool
>very nervous about upcoming mission
>let's put in extra training hours
>OH FUCK we got locked in the training pool with our space suits on
>we gotta finish this mission and escape and shit
>bonus: maybe the nasa training robot is torturing them with more and more hazard scenarios
>it's a fucking space movie but UNDER WATER

>>85397779
maybe he thinks they're actually ghosts

>>85396648
>a few hours

more like 8 or so

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>>85396593
Why do they go all quiet when they hear someone coming? I guess he's supposed to be a murderer or something. How do they know that? Did they read the script?

>>85410071
>knowing exactly what's characteristic of reddit
Take your own advice my dude

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>>85396593
Women are so fucking retarded. This is why i specifically leave one of my fingernails uncut and sharpened to a point for these exact situations. dumb roasties

>>85410488
>amerifats need their public swimming pools heated because they're so fat they're used to heat
I've never once in my life come across a pool that wasn't freezing cold.

>>85410625
>he is almost dying and suffocating
>plot twist
>it's revealed at the end that he was hallucinating and that he was actually on a real mission all along

>>85398219
Haven't seen that but happened to my brother and me. we had to jump down about 25 feet after waiting for like 2 hours and getting too cold. gonna watch it now, interested

>>85397740
>>85397779
>>85397828
Apparently the janitor is a woman. Her motivation will probably be jealousy over the girls' good looks.

>>85398219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUc77Dn8Me0
oi vey

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>>85410735
you fuckin know it brother g-g-g-gotta keep that nail nice and long just in case you knwo what im saying gotta keep it neat always be prepared is what im saying

>>85399436
But you could easily gain some leverage using the pool lane dividers, specifically where they connect to the bolt on the wall. That would afford you considerable leverage to push off from.

>>85410831
There's a supposed true story I keep hearing re-iterated. A guy was trapped and he ended up trying to attract some attention by burning his money. They saw someone noticed the fire as he burned his final dollar.

>>85401789
That infographic makes me extremely uncomfortable.

Mock this all you want but if films went back to lower budgets we might actually get good shit once again.

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>>85410906
smocaine is kino

They should make a movie about an ex KKK cop who joins the secret service due to his love of George W Bush and right as soon as he gets sworn in Obama gets elected.

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>>85405506

>>85399300
The pool manager just wanted out

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>>85410521
It's your spider sense.
Next time you're in a really high place and you feel that familiar sensation, remove your shoes and sock and walk off the edge.
You'll stick to the side. Trust me.

>>85410794
your post is retarded and makes no fucking sense. Fat people get overheated easily and would probably be hot in even a room temperature pool.

>hurr you guys have heated pool? In russia we swim in ice, hurrrr

fuck off back to your ice baths you third world shit

>>85410821
>>85410625
The tech is here. You could pull something like this off while looking somewhat quality with shitty props.

>>85411260
No, it's because you Amerishart fucking losers are so fucking obese you're used to the heat. You're beat faggots with micropenises that become negative in length whenever something isn't nice, warm and cosy for you. Beta Amerishart losers. You cant handle a swimming pool below warm because you're folds of fat make you very accommodated to heat.

>>85407186
>these women are clearly posted there to do something or warn about the loose panel
>just stand there and watch a lady ride to the top and die

Chinese are soulless.

>>85405851
>>85404027
First of all, what the fuck pool is even 12 feet deep let alone 20+.

A competition Olympic pool is minum 2 but likely closer to 3m deep, that's like ~10 feet max.

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>a man is trapped in the freezer aisle of a grocery store and all the freezer doors are stuck open

>>85410921
That sounds like a cool story but a bit too perfect. Neither of us smoked though, so we didn't have any options like that. It was late and we were halfway up when all the lights and the lifts stopped. Was actually pretty scary but the snow underneath was quite soft so the fall wasn't too bad. Skiing down in really dark conditions afterwards was difficult too

Hollywood is risk averse because too much is riding on profits. I'm all for making money but you should also give the audience some quality.

The 80's blockbusters have a lot to blame for this, but they aren't the sole cause. And even then, 80's blockbusters had cinematography, music, practical effects, writing, and atmosphere that outclasses today's.

>>85411432
literally just eat frozen foods til help arrives

>>85411432
>an OCD guy is trapped on a giant checkerboard

>>85404027
ALSO WHY IS SHE GOING FOR THE FUCKING DRAIN WHAT IS YOUR PLAN BITCH HAVN'T YOU EVER SEEN DELTA P DO YOU KNOW THE KIND OF FUCKING FORCE YOU'D BE FIGHTING AGAINST IN A POOL THAT DEEP IF YOU ACTUALLY MANAGED TO OPEN THE FUCKING DRAIN CHRIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

>>85411432
>a man is trapped in a superstore for the night with 20 yo Jennifer Connelly

>>85411572
Remind yourself that ΔP is a slow and insidious killer.

>>85410620
Yeah anon, I could think up a scenario for literally anything, the key is it has to be something likely to happen you dumbshit

>>85411696
Movies are fiction.

>>85401991
I just read an article about this. Apparently he was a fairly large guy and thought he was in a section of the cave he wasn't. So when things got too tight to turn around he pressed on thinking he'd come out the other side. Instead he ended up over a hole and his chest expanded and he had nowhere else to go but into it. When help came they knew he was fucked since to get him out of the hole would entail crushing his legs. Plus he had been in there for hours upside down and a doctor was telling them that toxins would be accumulating in his blood and even if he got into an upright position the toxins would kill him once returning to his heart. They couldn't even pull him out and hope neither of those things killed him as the friction was breaking the ropes. They began creating a pulley system to relieve the friction but it was fruitless. Vegetable oil did nothing. Power tools were too large to fit and operate. Small tools took too long -- 90 minutes to create 6 inches of space. So they just left him there to die and sealed off the cave.

>>85397916
>third reboot
4th, they are bringing back Sam rami spiderman

>>85411370
>fat people have heat intolerance
>need excessively cool temperatures or they sweat all their beetus out

you really haven't thought your comments through

>>85406595
>geese
Man fuck that shit I would rather kill myself right there than to deal with those fucking geese man fuck those things they are little devils

>>85402209
This is the biggest hole, they'd be looking for them in a few hours and the police can instantly ping their phones showing they're at the pool but I suppose that's why a fucking murderer comes in to kill them which everyone seems to be ignoring.

>>85411851
A heated pool wouldn't be that much hotter. You little pansy Americunts are so fat you're used to the heat, so it doesn't make a difference to you.

>>85411737
Nice bait anon, almost got me to type out an actual response but realized at the last second that you were just baiting.

>>85404558
Brides have died from jumping into a body of water with their poofy ass wedding dress on.

>>85412502
>jumping into a body of water with their poofy ass wedding dress on

why the fuck would you do that

>>85412539
it's fun and wacky!!!

>>85412539
Here's an example:

http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/quebec-bride-drowned-while-taking-part-in-trash-the-dress-photo-shoot/wcm/dfded3b0-b17e-4713-91e5-e384f8268c09

>>85407175
Some crazy janitor comes and messes with them.
Eventually, the sister passes out without her insulin shot. And then etc

>>85412616
that's sad