Why did he wear chainmail.com

+10 Charisma stat

>>85396282
Why don't you wear a chainmail?

he looks like my dad

Because he was gay.
Gay for John.

It's just knitted wool spraypainted to look vaguely metallic.

>>85396282
densomleverfar.se

It's not chainmail, it's a Norwegian army net shirt. They're used to keep sweat from transferring from baselayers to top layers.

My guess is that he did some work with the Norwegian army, and he kept the shirt as a souvenir he thought looked cool.

>>85396603
Oh wow

>>85396453
He did say he "didn't need the girl" during the climax

>>85396282
It keeps him cool and so he can let off some steam.

>>85397031
Lol

>>85397031
why didn't the chainmail protect him from a big pipe thrown at him?

>>85396453
>>85396909
he wasn't gay in the buttsex way

but gay for how fit is for zyzz or frank zane or arnold

dutch was his father figure

he idolized dutch

imagine Bennett as alyssa milano 's older and you'd realize he was jealous that dutch never saw him as a son but as a man

all boys secretly pine for their father

everything bennett did is what a rowdy boy does

he even throws away his gun for a knife fight

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>you know what I like most?
>the price.

>>85397605
he used butted mail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6yUkfkNoSU

>>85396282
>Freddie Mercury stache
>Aussie accent
>chainmail armour
is he the most based villain?

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>THATS RIGHT MAJOR YOU DID!

>>85396282
IIRC IRL it's just yarn.

>>85397838
Warriorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs

>>85396513
oh shit you're right

>>85397838
He calls him Matrix. Because his name is John Matrix
>>85397610
Dutch was the character in Predator

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>>85397838
B A S E D SULLY

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>>85397963
>mfw

wait why was it even matrix?

major would work better since they were like a army outfit

>>85397838
YOU FUCKING WHORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNUx80zixwc

>Somewhere, somehow, someone...
>Somewhere, somehow, someone...
>Somewhere, somehow, someone...

In the 80s they could watch prime Anorld, Stallone, Van Damme, Seagal, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, etc.

Now we have to watch capeshit for manchildren.

>>85398244
action movies have and always will be for manchildren

>>85398553
You are wrong, they are for macho man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7HfrbxTVEg

>>85396282
It's not chainmail, it's a cardio dampening protection weave, designed to keep a pacemaker from shorting out when exposed to electricity.

Fun fact: Vernon Wells wasn't the first actor they casted for Bennet. The original actor had gone so far as to have costumes made and then was replaced at the very last minute by Vernon.

That's why his clothes are too tight and weird looking.

>>85397682

this one liner deserves more love

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>start up car with little 4 cylinder engine
>sound of F1 car starting up

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>>85397838
I lied

This movie had the best soundtrack.

>>85398244

WE FIGHT FOR LOOOVE

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>>85398244

>Leave anything for us?
>Just bodies

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>>85398553

>>85396453
It's a nod to the homoerotic subtext of Ben Hur. Fuck post modernism, it ruined everything.

>>85398970
>Drives from the Galleria to fucking Mulholland in 2 minutes.

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" he's a big guy "

>Keep an eye out, the trolls will be coming. You're downthread, the air currents might tip them off.
>Downthread? You think I could smell them shitposting?
>I did.