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Can't compete with Cap's beard?

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Can't compete with Cap's beard?
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Lame
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Source: http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/07/24/supermans-mustache-to-be-digitally-erased-for-justice-league-reshoots
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>>85395892
Too bad they can digitally paste the hair onto his hairline.
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>>85395892
I'd prefer him just having a mustache in some scenes completely inexplicably
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baldlets grow beards and mustaches to try to prove to women that they arent pathetic bald failures unsuitable to breed with.

baldlets never learn.
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>>85396034
> t. Low test flowing hair cuck
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>>85395892
Bigger bomb than King Arthur and Pan combined
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?
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>>85396034
>tfw going bald
>tfw just shave it off
>tfw look badass as fuck and woman don't really sem to care because I have a big dick and am tall and build like a brickhouse

when you start balding just get Strongfat
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>>85395892
Why the fuck did he have a greasy porn stache to begin with?
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>>85395892
how do you shave a super moustache?
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>>85396030
He's some kinda freaky alien from another planet. Who's to say he doesn't have super speedy mustache growth he needs to constantly deal with but not always have time for.
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>>85396165
How much pussy do you get alpha lord?
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god imagine being
>dogs trust you
>women don't want you
>you're essentially a villain in every flick or television show
>even other bald men don't like you
I'd honestly rather be a hook nosed manlet with coke bottle glasses and a limp than a fucking baldlet
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What the fuck man he could've been the Tom Selleck of the modern era
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>>85395892
Why did he have a mustache in the first place?
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>>85395892
For fucks sake...its fake news 24/7 with WB, i wonder what they do that pissed the mouse this bad...
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>>85396212
Mission Impossible
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So when are they announcing this is delayed?
There's no way post-production can be wrapped up by November. Nearly every other blockbuster spends close to a year in post.
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How the fuck could he compete?
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>>85396345
DADDY!
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>>85396307
I think you might be gay dude.
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>>85396165
>haha i might be bald but i got big dick and so much pusy for real guys believe me
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>>85396356
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>>85395959
Or digitally add charisma to his acting.
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>>85396219
>he doesn't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkDcrbLP2s
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>>85396348
This is the biggest trashmaster joe sweden my friendo
anything is possible with a hack like him
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>>85396348
Its mostly bullshit, the level of reshooting these journos are implying would make a 2017 release impossible.
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>>85395892
>SUPER man
>hairline is the opposite of SUPER
?
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>>85396289
too much pussy actually.

>>85396401
being tall and having a big bulge is way more important than having hair.

girls give me their number all the time and I don't even have to ask them out.

but being a bald manlet with a small dick and a skinnyfat body sure must be hell.
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>>85396345
d-daddy pls
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>>85395925
Archive that shit, faggot to
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>>85396289
This guy is the human equivalent to this car.
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>>85396345
BIOSHOCK
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>Sources say “Justice League” reshoots have been used to punch up the dialogue. Whedon, the director of “The Avengers,” is well respected for his ability to create memorably wry exchanges between his characters. The set pieces Snyder shot are said to be usable, but Whedon has been working on “connective tissue” that was needed to link sequences.

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/justice-league-reshoots-1202502433/#respond

pre-joss footage had too much quips. it's already marvel tier but how much lower can we go?
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>>85396449
he transcended the need of hair
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>>85396345
>TFW you'll never have his God tier body, black hair, and blue eyes combination
JUST
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>>85395959
>>85396034
>>85396151
>>85396356
>>85396426
>>85396449
>>85396548
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2001604/Is-Captain-America-going-bald-Chris-Evans-reveals-Im-losing-hair.html
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>>85396426
goddamn he looks good there

why is scarlett white haired?
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>>85396345
Daddy as fuck
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>>85396426
>>85396586
>DUDE BEARD LMAO
mar/v/el please go no one cares about your vidya shit
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>>85395892
Freddie Mercury? Is superman now gay?
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>>85396623
DANNYBOY BACK AT IT AGAIN
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>>85396563
he grew up fat
you dont get a god tier body, you work for it
you fatass cuck women who jerk off to 8 packs and act like all men should naturally have god bodies is why society is in the shitter
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>>85396463
>balding manlet with a small dick and a skinnyfat body
May Xod have mercy on these men
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>>85396623
fuck off it's the first time this fruit looks like he's seen war
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>>85396586
I believe she's undercover
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>>85396237
reddit phrasing
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>>85396623
I think Evans should be the last of your worries
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>>85396657
>DANNYBOY
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/dannyboy/
this is really pathetic.
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>>85395892
Since when was he gonna have a mustache to begin with?
I would have never known he was supposed to have one before this thread.
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>>85396672
>tfw balding with a small dick and skinnyfat
at least I'm not a manlet right guys?
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>>85396219
Occam's razor
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>>85396154
The studio had a conference with Romero about this and his exact words were "Go fuck yourselves." They were so intimidated they never raised the point again.
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>>85396775
Thanks, dannyboy
I've been trying to find this image for a while
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>>85396803
how small?
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>>85395892
isnt this a spoiler
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>>85396716
it'd be hilarious if they just went "yeah she's too old now so she's like a off field officer like Fury"

>she cant be a black widow anymore, she needs to attract dick for that sort of spy job
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>>85395892
DCucks on suicide watch
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>>85396768
big ben jumps back and forth.
>>85396845
>200 results found.
ffs what is a dannyboy?
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>>85396868
I'm white
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>>85396538
BvS all over again

What a mess
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>>85396612
Freddie Mercury looking fit
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>>85396983
you said the same thing about wonder woman you bongistani
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>>85396435
So you can use a mirror to deflect superman beam?
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>>85396538
>>85396151
>>85396983
>sources

not THIS bullshit again?

Ray Fisher, an actual actor on the movie said himself:

During the Q&A session at the end of today’s Justice League panel in Hall H at San Diego Comic Con, Ray Fisher responded to a fan’s question about the reshoots the DC team-up flick had recently undergone.

“They’re brief if anything,” Fisher explained.

“Joss is a great guy and Zack picked a great guy to finish up for him,” said Fisher.
http://comicbook.com/dc/2017/07/22/justice-leagues-cyborg-praises-joss-whedon/
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>>85396958
>ffs what is a dannyboy?
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1455/56/1455561973847.jpg
The promoter of the "JUST" """"meme""""""
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>>85397111
oh
i like frasier and i hope he makes a comeback so idk what you're talking about saying im dannyboy
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>>85396958
>>85396768
Did Ben have a facelifting or botox. Why is he lookin so weird?
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>>85396091
Has more to do with genetics than testosterone levels.
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>>85397209
alcohols a bitch and so is jennifer garner
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>>85396345
daddy
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>>85397111
>All the memers are underage spics with no context

It makes perfect sense.
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>>85397107
Whoa the actor of the movie that is being criticised said the critcisms aren't that big of a deal?

imagine my shock
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>>85396345
>Son, when you going outside this week?
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>>85397401
gibe henry bf
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>>85397626
>criticism
What
The film hasnt even been released
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>>85397626
He isnt saying that all, he was asked a question and his answer directly contradicts what "sources" are saying you fucking retard.
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>>85396151
Even if the budget ballooned to $300 million it would have to make $600 million worldwide to break even. BvS made almost $900 million and SS made almost $800 million. JL might not be a huge success, but it won't bomb.
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>>85395959
They already did. This is the best they could do, otherwise the budget would explodem
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>>85397914
t. ugly low-test pube-haired manlet
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>>85395892
Holy shit suck my fucking dick Joss, you weren't supposed to ruin Zach's movie just help finish it, its a brilliant artistic choice to have Superman with a mustache, it shows that he is coming back stronger like Tom Selleck.

SNYDER CUT WHEN WB YOU BASTAGES
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>>85397832
You're forgetting marketing
BvS had a production budget of $250 million and made $873 million, yet only made about $105 million net profit
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>>85396426
METAL GEAR CAP
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>>85398026
>its a brilliant artistic choice to have Superman with a mustache
It's for mission impossible and was going to happen no matter what even if zack snyder was still in charge
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>>85397832
The marketing for these movies is bloated well beyond a typical summer blockbuster though. It would be conservative to say that it's twice the production budget, especially for WB since Disney's ability to easily market to multiple demographics at once is absurd.
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>>85398072
>>85398210
>hurr durr if i make up shit without any evidence to back it up I'm RIGHT!!!!


god you guys are fucking retards, you know that? The fact that you think you can make shit up and not even site or source it at all just shows how fucked your entire method of thinking is.
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>>85398198
WRONG EYE
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>>85396919
Hilarious to whom, exactly?
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>>85399042
to anyone who accepts she's not fuckable anymore and is weirded out by the sexy femme fatale schtick
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>>85396345
Why he has more hair here than in Justie League ??
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holy fuck this thread is pathetic
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>they let everyone know he's in Just-us League

>meanwhile the trailers are trying to present it as a mystery if he'll return or not

Nice job of fucking up your own marketing, WB
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>mustache kino is off the menu
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>>85398373
>god you guys are fucking retards, you know that?
There's plenty of evidence that what they said is absolutely true you dumbfuck. Just because you're too stupid to keep up with Hollywood's massive marketing tactics, which are common knowledge and aren't denied anywhere, doesn't mean that everyone is are fucking stupid as you are.

The source is going outside your house to any remotely populated area and seeing capeshit plastered on every taxi, and playing as a trailer in front of every action/kids flick. Not to mention you see and/or hear a commercial for one on the radio, T.V. and even other bullshit like podcasts and online streams, every single commercial break.

Fuck off with your stupidity.
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>>85399272
Why are you weirded out by femme fatales?
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>>85399569
it needs to be a hot woman for it to work and entrap someone
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>>85399369
>Just-us League
lol
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>>85399837
yeah that works. Or 21yo Scarlett
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>>85398373
http://deadline.com/2017/04/most-profitable-movies-2016-secret-life-of-pets-deadpool-disney-1202060846/
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>>85396567
What point are you trying to make here
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>>85397209
obvious botox. in his mafia ganster movie that came out not too long ago, he can barely move his mouth properly especially when he smiles or laughs

it's criminally obvious, but at the same time even if you could tell if it looks better than him without he's probably better off

still looks a little creepy though
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>>85396435
>touches face
>touches mirror
wut
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how does he shave?
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>>85395892
They just need to leave the moustache in the French release and the circle is complete.
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>>85396426
Why is John Wick in a Marvel Movie?
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>>85396426
Evans has some god-tier hair genetics.
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>>85396716
the art looks more like Daisy Ridley.
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>>85396435
>>85397081
the heat vision shaving is a classic Superman thing, though it's always been dumb because it would mean you can easily reflect it. Sometimes in the comics he uses a piece of his spaceship instead of a normal mirror, but that still doesn't make that much sense and also doesn't explain how he cuts his hair. I don't think there's ever been an attempt at explaining that in these 70+ years.
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>>85396586
to sell toys
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>Superman where have you been?
>*gaybar by electric six plays muted off in the distance*
>Krypton
>Wasnt krypton blowed u-
>I WAS ON FUCKING KRYPTON
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>>85396345
Handsome mofo
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>>85396586

It's a deep reference
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>>85402265
I knew she looked familiar
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>>85396919
so she's like a what, white widow?
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>>85401787
canonically krypton still exists and has a working ecosystem
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Why didn't they just put creatively competent people in charge of their multi-billion dollar investment?
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>>85402682
>hollywood
>competent people
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>>85402738
>MCU is a Hollywood production
>have made literally tens of billions of dollars using their properties across a ten year unparalleled franchise of movies

Seems like it's more a case of Warner Brothers not being able to work with or retain people who aren't shit at life.
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>>85395892
They are also fixing his hairline with CGI, here's some production pics.
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>>85403057
something that almost didn't happen because hollywood didn't think the marvel movies would be popular so they gave iron man a super low budget
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>>85402682

Because creative people have a vision, the studio doesn't want that, they want a yes man.
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>We wont get mustached Superman in our life time

I fucking hate Whedon, I hope he kills himself.
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>>85396165
>haha lookatme guys I have sex foreal this time
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>>85403255
business>creative
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>>85396463
Everyone in this thread can hear you screaming inside.
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>>85395959
Can they digitally add a solid script?
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>>85396509
>pacer x
>shitbox
>not pimping this ride and calling yourself racer x
jesus christ
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>>85396428
>is extremely charismatic
>has played extremely charismatic characters
Sure thing its about his acting and not the direction he received
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>>85403119
I'm sure the hairline double will suffice just fine thanks.
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>>85396034

Baldness is passed on by the mother, not the father, so if you wan't to blame somebody, blame the bitches with the fucked up genes.
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>>85398671
depends if it's pre or post massive retcons
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>>85396426
Snake? Snake?? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE
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>>85396034

Men grow facial hair because that's one of the things that separates us from bitches.

Men shave because they're forced to by people that want to suppress their masculinity.
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>>85396490
That pic. Norbro is too good for /pol/.
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This will forever be known as JUSTice League.
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>>85395892
>>85395892
>remove a mustache
westerners think this will save their SJW movies
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>>85396441
why is captain america played by a jew when jews hate every country and only support Israel?

Look at that hooknose!
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>>85395892
If they were really doing this, it's a funny example of Snyder's obtuseness. Samson symbolism or not, giving him a moustache suggests to the general viewer three things:
1. Ironic/defensive manliness meme (Ron Swanson).
2. Eighties gay "clone" look (Freddie Mercury, Cavill rumour flames unintentionally fanned).
3. Coping strategy of the balding man (Superman upstaged by actor's physical limitations MORE than before, inability to match or sensitivity about, 90s Superman resurrection look with long hair cruelly rubbed in).

Cavill becomes a defensive, closeted 2010s actor dressed as Superman, rather than being Superman. Snyder's fans and Snyder himself would have an essay ready about how none of this matters for pretentious reasons, but it's the rationale that doesn't matter. Such a breach of the iconic silhouette would be a gimmicky kek, and Snyder was supposed to know about icons.

Two things are going to happen. One, Whedon's going to replace all but maybe 30% of Snyder's footage. Two, the film will be a hit, building on Wonder Woman's lifting of the curse. Snyder fans will get a cobbled-together Snyder version one day on Blu-Ray, but even they will acknowledge that it would have sunk the franchise. It will remain a curio, much admired, rarely watched.
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>>85395892
It would be good idea that leave a just a bit under his nose so that he looks alike Chaplin's Hitler. That would give a story the new spin.
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>>85404456
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>>85395892
F
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>>85404717
This.
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>>85396345
Here's thing about Freddy...
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>>85396034

It should be hairlet. A baldlet would have a good head of hair.
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>>85395892

That's a 70's homo stache.
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>>85395892
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>>85396345
My boipusy is quivering
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>>85405492
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>>85397683
>Henry will never EVER spit on your face and rip a wet fart right in your mouth

Kill me
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>>85396567
>dailymail
Usually i only see their headlines on >>>/x/
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>>85395925

Archive pls, especially fucking garbage sites like le """""""badass"""""""" digest.
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>>85396165

t. Delusional fat bald man
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>>85401588
I'm more concerned on how, when other people use heat vision on him, Superman doesn't end up with a bald head.
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>>85403977
I think personally find him pretty charismatic, but there were a couple scenes in BvS where his American accent kept slipping and it was driving me nuts.
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>>85396426
>it was actually a clone of captain america all along!
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>>85395892
>talking about his head
>not talking about dat ass
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>>85404158
t. numale film major barista
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>>85407293
M-more of muddy daddy?
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>all the homosexuals and numales in this thread
I'm going back to /pol/, Christ.
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>>85407466
Toodles, honey!!!
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>started balding when i was 17
>wore a hat for 5 years
>decided fuck it and went for a buzz
>luckily I have a good shape for it and can grow a good beard
>keep myself decently muscular without a gym membership

Maybe I am a little lucky but it isn't that hard guys. Just put in a little work
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>>85407434
with tiddies
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>>85407466
Not before I sodomise you and shoot HIV+ cum straight up ur azz for leaving your containment board
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>>85408198
>tfw not resting your head on his chest
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>>85396490
I'm so glad my OC is being used so much. Thanks.
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>>85395925
>>85396151
>>85396538
>"sources say"
lmao another marvelshill smear against DC you cannot even deny it at this point.
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>>85395892
>ben affleck looks like shit
>cavill top lip will be noticably smooth
>most likely more """"wonder woman"""" scenes being filmed


can it get any worse
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>>85397107
>>85408622
It's once again shill articles trying to generate hate against DC and make it look like the filming is a mess.
they have literally done the exact same thing to smear every DC movie so far. you'll never read a story about how marvel does reshoots on every flick though.
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>>85397832
i'm honestly baffled marvel could fuck up homecoming so much when you compare to that number for suicide squad which was a piece of utter shit
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>mustache
>not a beard and long hair, possibly a mullet

What the diddly damn fuck? At least Cap's doing it right.
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