ITT we post our top 5 to see which of us is reddit

>top 5 lists
I see who's from reddit.

>>85388734

>Batman v Superman.

Not only are you reddit but also a pajeet as well.

>mentioning reddit
thats reddit

>>85388772
>>85388875
>>85388895

Redditors who are afraid of having their shit taste being called out.

>>85388734
>Alien
>Man from earth
>And then there were none
>Godfather
>Maltese falcon

>>85388952
The godfather
The godfather 2
Memento
Deer hunter
Goodfellas

>>85389029

Patrician taste anon.

>>85388875
>tfw Thor trending #1 in India and JL #4
Stop embarrassing yourself faggot

>>85389106

>Memento

So close....

>>85388952
>caring what others think of you on the internet
>having to bump own thread multiple times

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>>85388734
>Having a top 5

>>85389189
it's a great movie anon )
5 is so few they become interchangable though. I could throw in se7en or the rear window or terminator 2 in there and call it my top 5. godfather 2 is probably the only one I couldn't make a list without.

>>85388734
Love Exposure
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Akira
Tetsuo the Iron Man
Millennium Actress

>the social network
>inglorious basterds
>the dark knight
>birdman
>toy story 3

Pulp Fiction
Inception
The Dark Night
Breaking Bad seson 5
Drive

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>>85389158

Sure thing pajeet

>>85388734

2001
Apocalypse Now
The Exorcist
Top Gun
Batman vs Superman

I don't understand how it's even possible to have a top 5 unless you are a redditor who constantly thinks about it to get ipvotes

>>85389687
I just say the first 5 names that comes to my mind desu

>>85389370

Should have put se7en imo.

>>85389525
Ehh.. anime but at least it isn't melodramatic romance crap like your name. These ones are good I guess

>>85389581
You have to go back

>>85389629
Fuck off

1. Shawshank Redemption (1994)
2. Godfather (1972)
3. Godfather 2 (1974)
4. The Dark Knight (2008)
5. Pulp Fiction (1994)

>>85389772
Patrician

dunkirk
up!
finding nemo
mean girls
band of brothers episode bastonge

>>85389687

Even if you don't have a definite top 5 , you would probably list the best ones that come to your mind. That alone is enough to differentiate patricians from plebs and Reddit.

>>85389651

>Top gun

Other than that your lost is good.

>>85389772

You're not reddit but you're IMDB which is objectively worse.

Ghost in the Shell (1995)
The Shining
Dogtooth
American Psycho
Bone Tomahawk

>>85389772
very nice top 5 kino id maybe switch out godfather 2 for True Detectives (Season 1) as they both symbolize gangsters and crime so a bit redundant

>>85389830
nice picks, you go glen coco :)

>>85389965
you are reddit for invalidating the kino picks here anon please go back

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>>85388734
Buffalo 66
La Haine
The Thin Red Line
No Country for Old Men
Lost Highway

>>85389029
The Man from Earth is such a shit film, absolutely atrocious execution of nearly every single filmmaking element.
I would even say it's an OBJECTIVELY bad movie.

>>85389965
top gun is kino

1 the good the bad etc
2 one flew
3 jean de florette / manon des sources
4 le père noël est une ordure
5 les trois frères

>>85390386

Kino

>>85390756

I have only seen one of those French flicks. So I cannot make judgement on that.

Seven Samurai
In the Mood For Love
Taxi Driver
Breathless
Wings of Desire

>>85390444
>>85390416

KYS

Casino
Django Unchained
Les Miserables (2012)
Glengarry Glen Ross
Predator

>>85389758
I think Otomo and Kon are two of the exceptions. They made movies that weren't just good anime, but really great movies. Kon especially

>>85390901

Based

>>85390978

While not exactly reddit it is a pretty pleb list.

Superman Returns
Stranger Than Fiction
The Rundown
Big Fish
3:10 to Yuma

>>85391066

Memeing aside most mainstream anime films may it be Kon, Miyazaki or oshii ,are pretty kino.

INTO THE VOID
BLUE STREAK
8 1/2
WAITING FOR GUFFMAN
GODFATHER 1

>>85391217

Is this bait?


>>85391333

List ruined by Into the void but not exactly reddit as well.

>>85391333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmW3xVYQcPE

Fight Club
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Jurassic Park
Jake Gyllenhaal
Eyes Wide Shut

>>85388734
The Shawshank Redemption
The Blues Brothers
The Dark Knight
Death to Smoochy
Nothing to Lose

barry lyndon
fallen angels
badlands
alien
excalibur

>>85391675

Only TDK is reddit but solid list otherwise.

>>85391609

It's

>>85391676

I personally feel Excalibur is one of those style over substance films.

ultimate kinu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNtftzGqrmY

>>85389758
Nah, Sesevenen is overrated af. A solid 7

>>85392287

Pleb

>>85391333
>BLUE STREAK
wow I never thought I'd meet another fan on /tv/

it really is in the highest tier as far as comedy goes

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>this thread
>especially OP

>>85394606
did that take you very long to make?

>>85394606

Kek'd but sorry you're redditor because you're ashamed to show us your top 5.I suggest the rope for your way out.

>>85388734
Silence
Silence of the Lambs
Like Someone in Love
Make Way for Tomorrow
Robocop

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too lazy to quote every one of your posts, but you all have shit taste

>>85388875
Redditors hate BvS though

Master and Commander
The Deer Hunter
Cool Hand Luke
Zodiac
Amadeus

The Shining
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Hooper)
The Thing
Barry Lyndon
House of Wax (feat. Vincent Price)

>Embrace of the Serpent
>Los Olvidados
>Y tu Mama Tambien
>The Conversation
>Sunset Boulevard

>>85388875
This. Op needs to go back to r/dccinematic

Check them

Malcolm X
Wolf Children
Handmaiden
All That Jazz
Tarzan

>>85388734
John Carpenter's The Thing
Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds
Lynch's Lost Highway
Alvarez's Evil Dead
Hitchcock's Rear Window

no order implied
Ask me tomorrow and I'll have changed my mind.

The Straight Story
Synecdoche, New York
Sunset Boulevard
Fanny och Alexander
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

I regret nothing.

>>85396942
You should regret Scott pilgrim. But ok overall

>>85391788
>style over substance
The scene where Parsifal finds the grail
If that's not peak kino substance Idk what it is

Blow-up
Cast Away
the Shawshank Redemption
Rock'n'rolla
Det sjunde inseglet

>>85388734
The remains of the day
The cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Manchester by the sea
Shattered Glass
Ex Machina

Good, Bad, Ugly

Fury Road

The Thing

A New Hope

Yojimbo

Videodrome
The Terminator
Seven
No Country for Old Men
Hitchcock's The Rope

Jurassic Park
Anonymous
Idiocracy
In Time
Unkown

The Mirror (1975)
Persona (1966)
Passion of Joan of Arc (1928)
Santa Sangre (1989)
Tokyo Story (1953)


>>85388734
4/10

>>85389029
6.5/10

>>85389106
6/10

>>85389525
6/10

>>85389581
3/10

>>85389629
4.5/10

>>85389651
5/10

>>85389772
5.5/10

>>85390112
6/10

>>85390386
6.5/10

>>85390901
7/10


>>85390978
3.5/10

>>85391333
6.5/10

>>85397736
2/10

>>85397541
5.5/10

>>85397493
5/10

>>85397359
5.5/10

>>85397214
6/10

>>85396942
5.5/10

>>85396842
5/10

>>85396802
4/10

>>85396684
7/10

>>85396573
4/10

>>85396417
6/10

>>85395401
4/10


>>85391675
4/10

>>85391609
4/10

In no particular order

>The Warriors
>Dog Soldiers
>Clerks
>Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind
>Wolf Children

If I thought about it for a day it might change a bit but I like these ones

>>85396802
A man of culture as well I see

>>85388734
The Dark Knight Rises
Drive
Kung Pow
The Steel Helmet
Jack and Jill

American Beauty
American Psycho
The Prestige
Almost Famous
City of God

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>people posting cartoons as their favorites

>>85398333
Autism/10

>>85398333
I liked Persona and Seventh Seal a lot, but I feel like listing them as "favorites" is a bit disingenuous for me.

They're very cerebral or contemplative, but I think that the movies that become personal favorites are more intimate and character driven than idea driven.

That's why I loved Buffalo 66 so much. Nice and stylish and simple, but it felt like a really compelling character drama.

>>85398333
you're a pleb who only watches films from s&s/criterion and can't actually hold an opinion on anything

>>85398917
whats wrong with that? an answer that doesnt reference autism please

Big Hero 6
Mulholland Drive
Unbreakable
The French Connection
Batman v superman

>>85398333
>Look at all this obscure shit I pretend to like

You're trying way too hard, I've met dozens of guys just like you who give me the same shit, then they realize they're talking to someone who actually knows a thing or two about film and you can see the life drain from their face because they know they're about to get embarrassed to hell and back in front of all their peers. I really just tear guys like you to shreds.

Larry?

Pulp fiction
Fight club
shawshank redemption
the Dark Knight
The big lebowski

>>85399237
none of those films are obscure you fucking redditor

In no particular order
>Wake in Fright
>The Vanishing (Spoorloos)
>Fail-Safe
>No Country for Old Men
>Das Boot

>>85399237
Imagine being such an ignorant surface-level casual manbaby that you think that any of those films are obscure.

>>85399377
t. hipster

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heartbreak ridge
blue velvet
con air
the thing
rio bravo

>>85399151
Are you a child? Or some sort of mental disability that makes your behavior repetitive, impairs social interaction, and limits your verbal and non verbal communication?

>>85399496
All of those films have tens of thousands of ratings on fucking IMDb.
You got to be some faggot tourist crossposter or an actual retard to post on a Television & Film imageboard and genuinely think that a film like the The Mirror is an obscure film.

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Man of Steel
Batman v Superman
Suicide Squad
Wonder Woman
(5th spot reserved for Justice League)

Inglorious basterds
Grave of the fireflies
Ghost in the shell
Evil Dead 2
Oldboy

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American Psycho
American Psycho
American Psycho
American Psycho
American Psycho

>>85399926
Blue velvet
The professional
Braindead Who the fuck thinks five

>>85399778
There are quality thought provoking animated features with strong writing though

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>>85398333
really
i mean cmon really

you're gonna put on an auterist-loving mask by listing(arguably) four of the most accesible arthouse pictures there are + santa sangre
really

Barry lyndon
taxi driver
sexy beast
its a wonderful life
seven samurai

5 movies I rewatch from time to time, mostly on lazy sundays.

The blues brothers
playtime
the good the bad and the ugly
the day of the jackal
escape from new york

>>85388734
Crocodile Dundee
Stand by Me
Dersu Uzala
Ali G: Indahouse
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

>>85400638
>Ali G: Indahouse

patrician as fuck mate

>>85399237
>obscure

lel

There will be blood
The holy mountain
LOTR
28 days later
Kill list

>>85400813
Aaiiiiiii

Me and my buds used to put it on and watch it all the time. It's got fantastic writing, acting, and the pacing is absolutely perfect. Very overlooked, imo.

Dumb and dumber is another one that's a near perfect movie, but so many people dismiss it as pleb trash.

2001
The thin red line
army of shadows
LotR: Fellowship
BvS

>>85399237

>Obscure

Wew

>>85399988
Impressive

>>85388734
>Reddit
>>85389029
>not reddit
>>85389106
>kinda reddit
>>85389525
>not reddit
>>85389581
absolutely reddit
>>85389651
>reddit
>>85390112
>not reddit
>>85390386
>not reddit
>>85390756
>not reddit
>>85390901
>not reddit
>>85390978
>no
>>85391333
>not reddit

ok im done. Mine are

>Gummo
>Jess and Moss
>Devils Rejects
>Swiss Army Man
>Wake in Fright

Someone do me please.

>>85403982
reddit

Aguirre, The Wrath of God
Christmas Vacation
Casino
Mulholland Drive
Grandma's Boy

>>85404033
no u

>>85404184
reddit
e
d
d
i
t

Chinatown, L.A. Confidential, Starship Troopers, Brief Encounter, Judge Dredd

>>85404253
ed is that u

>>85404321
yes

Mulholland Drive
Synecdoche New York
Boogie Nights
The Holy Mountain
Eraserhead

Jeez you guys are utter plebs here the true patrician list

CINÉMA:
1: 夢 (1990, Kurosawa)
2: This Night (1965, Fassbinder)
3: La morte d'Isotta (1968, Schröter)
4: Reassemblage (1982, Minh Hà)
5: Кpaдeцът нa пpacкoви (1964, Radev)
6: โรงแรมนรก (1957, Pestonji)
7: قمران وزيتونة (2001, Abdelhamid)
8: 九月 (1984, Zhuangzhuang)
9: Ocъдeни Дyши (1975, Radev)
10: Lost River (2014, Gosling)

FILMS:
1. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4. Love Streams (1984, Cassavetes)
5. 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, Yang)
6. Duelle (1976, Rivette)
7. Alice in den Städten (1974, Wenders)
8. Le Rayon Vert (1986, Rohmer)
9. Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10. Mauvais Sang (1986, Carax)

MOVIES:
1. Barry Lyndon(1975, Kubrick)
2. 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
3. Blue (1993, Jarman)
4. Fanny och Alexander (1982, Bergman)
5. The Long Day Closes (1992, Davies)
6. 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
7. Le Révélateur (2002, Philippe Garrel)
8. Providence (1977, Resnais)
9. แสงศตวรรษ (2006, Weerasethakul)
10. Punishment Park (1971, Watkins)

OVERALL:
Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)
牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, 楊)
চারুলতা (1964, রায়)
Ordet (1955, Dreyer)
Les Moissons du Ciell (1978, Malick)
Oктябpь «Дecять днeй, кoтopыe пoтpяcли миp (1927, Эйзeнштeйн)
红高粱 (1987, 张艺谋)
Fear and Desire (1953, Kubrick)
Зepкaлo (1975, Tapкóвcкий)
01010101 01101110 00100000 0100001101101000 01101001 01100101 0110111000100000 01000001 01101110 0110010001100001 01101100 01101111 01110101(1928, Luis Buñuel)
浪華悲歌 (1936, 溝口)
Le Révélateur (2002, Philippe Garrel)

>>85404593
what do you think is the most painful way to kill yourself? asking for a friend I figure you probably know that

Shane
My Neighbor Totoro
Natural Born Killers
The Blues Brothers
Freddy Got Fingered

>>85390901
>Wings of Desire
Boring plotless garbage with the most forced and unrealistic romance of any movie I've seen. The circus scenes were the only parts that were even slightly entertaining.

>>85404742
being drowned by your wife's son after spending 20 years looking after him

No order:
Captain Ron
Robocop
Dr. Strangelove
American Psycho
Wayne's World 2

>>85388734
>taxi driver
>nightcrawler
>american psycho
>interstellar
>john wick

>食材は軽く塩を振っておくなどして、水分を (1991)
>出し身を引き締めておく。これをフライパン (1951)
>や網で焼いた後、上記の煮詰めたタレを両面 (1976)
>に塗りながら焼き仕上げる。焦がさないよう (1965)
>に加熱し、ツヤがよく出るように何度かタレ(1968)
>を重ね塗りする。特に網で焼く場合には遠火 (1962)
>にして焼くときれいに焼ける。(1987)

>>85404593
Reddit as fuck

Stalker
Mulholland Drive
Through A Glass Darkly
A Man Escaped
The Godfather pt I

The list / the side dishes

Roman Holiday / Breakfast at Tiffanys
Porco Rosso / Tokyo Godfathers
Terminator 2 / The Matrix
Drive / The Guest
The Princess Bride / The Princess Bride

>>85388734
Mulholland Drive
Bonnie and Clyde
The Shining
Chinatown
Rashomon

Scarface
Independence Day
Tombstone
Gladiator
Good Will Hunting

Top 5 kino of all time

>>85399110

I've seen a lot of movies, my man. Those movies are revognized because they're good. My liking them isn't something unheard of. Just because you don't understand them doesn't mean other can't. Taste is subjective; and for me yours is prob shit.

>>85400238
Previous comment applies here as well.

>>85399237
>obscure
You're reddit is showing.

>>85399068
It's not disingenuous since for I'm genuinely captivated by those kinds of movies. I love characer drama as well hence why I love Tokyo Story. Cerebral movies can be just as captivating and moving. Have you seen Through a Glass Darkly?

>>85399237
>obscure
The fact you don't know those movies just indicates that you have zero genuine interest in film. They are very famous and highly regarded works by critics and filmmakers alike. They're in many top film lists just not ones in reddir or imbd or /tv/ because the people who congregate in these places don't know the first thing about film outside of whatever's playing in theaters rn.

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>>85388734
Batman v Superman

>>85388734
Not reddit

>>85389029
Not reddit

>>85389106
Reddit

>>85389525
The more reddit you can get (Sion Sono...)

>>85389651
Slightly reddit

>>85389772
Just end yourself

>>85390386
Turboreddit

>>85390756
Not reddit

>>85390901
Some reddit

>>85391333
Not reddit

>>85391675
Reddit

>>85391676
Not reddit at all

>>85395401
Not reddit

>>85396417
Not reddit

>>85396573
Reddit

>>85396684
Patrician so not reddit

>>85396842
Reddit

>>85396942
Fuck off reddit
There are some weird top5.

Mine:
Under the skin
Incompreso
Touch of evil
The wild bunch
There will be blood

>>85407114
>>>/v/

>>85407046
>he fell for the pasta bait

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>>85388734
The Shining
Blade Runner (Director's Cut)
Eyes Wide Shut
Mulholland Drive
Casablanca

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RScZrvTebeA

memories of murder
the twilight samurai
godfather
platoon
2001

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>>85407294
epic. simply epic

Zulu
Bridge on the River Kwai
Your Name
Drive
The Last Crusade

>>85407294
>multiple quote
>double spacing
you are literally >reddit

>>85388734
>>85389029
>>85389106
>>85389525
>>85389581
>>85389629
>>85389651
>>85389772
>>85389830
>>85390112
>>85390386
>>85390756
>>85390901
>>85390978
>>85391217
>>85391333
>>85391609
>>85391675
>>85391676
>>85395401
>>85396417
>>85396573
>>85396684
>>85396802
>>85396842
>>85396942
>>85397214
>>85397359
>>85397493
>>85397541
>>85397736
>>85398333
>>85398673
>>85398777
>>85398876
>>85399198
>>85399330
>>85399398
>>85399661
>>85399898
>>85399926
>>85399988
>>85400346
>>85400497
>>85400638
>>85401055
>>85401311
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>>85404055
>>85404278
>>85404572
>>85404778
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>>85405004
>>85405538
>>85405600
>>85406494
>>85406645
>>85407114
>>85407294
>>85408980
>>85409045
>>85409082
Pure Reddit

>>85388734
Vertigo
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
The Deer Hunter
Barry Lyndon
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence

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>The Elephant Man
>Chungking Express
>Threads
>The Gold Rush
>Ikaru

I have zero idea what this says about me as a human.