ITT: Completely pathetic flops.

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>>85388316
t. enjoys crap

>>85388316
Fanboys of this utter trash are so cute.

>>85388417
>>85388388
I haven't seen it, I don't go to the theatres

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>>85388267
same CGI shlock and boring aliums like we seen a thousend times since Avatar in 09, shit tier actors, looks boring as fuck

>>85388267

Did they literally just copy mass effect Shepards armor for both of them?

>>85388267
CUNT, it doesn't come out in Aus for another TWO WEEKS. kindly keep your arrogant imperialist amerifat opinions to /pol/, where nobody give shit about them.

the power of no marketing

>Starring Cara Delevigne

Were you expecting any different?

Normies hate it. Must be good

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>>85390493
>some random literally who mandatory cyborg nigga so niggas don't feel left out

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>>85390334

>T-the /pol/ boogyman WAHH!

Everytime the two main characters were on screen was a negative

>>85388267
what the fuck were they thinking

Most of you didn't even see it

>>85391571
>hmmm we need a cocky but suave guy to play the womanizer agent, who should we pick
>I know! this 30 year old man who looks like a teenager

>>85391592
There's no torrent out so none of them saw it.

>>85390493

This is a good poster. I like they tried to Adam Ross it.

>>85390807
You know obsessing over this meaningless bullshit is just making it harder for you to ignore it, right?

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>>85390167
>same CGI shlock and boring aliums like we seen a thousend times since Avatar in 09, shit tier actors, looks boring as fuck
>>85390306
>Did they literally just copy mass effect Shepards armor for both of them?

It isn't Valerian that is copying stuff. That being said, casting for the roles seems to be complete disaster.