Eternal /got/ thread

CLEGANEBOWL WHEN

post longhair tyene

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>>85386441
HYPE

So did last night's episode confirm or go against the leaks?

>>85386484
THEON A SHIT
PLZ DIE THROUGH THIS SEASON ALREADY

>>85386457
Is tyene bad poosey?
If so I agree someone post more of her

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>>85386508
confirm

>>85386484
Hypetrain fucking cancelled

>>85386577
>>85386508
what leaks?

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>>85386616
The mostly fake ones.

How did grey worm fuck her? Did he used a strapon? Wouldn't worked better if he scissored her? Or 69?

Idk if jonsa fags for some love last episode.
Sansan is still best ship.

>>85386667
Off by (1)

>>85386667
He very clearly ate her out

>>85386667
In the books they have dicks, just no balls. The book talks about how they have to spend extra money in whore houses because it takes forever to actually get hard.

>>85386667
Do eunuchs have a sex drive?

>>85386667
Are people this dumb. Did you watch it at all?

>>85386763
This makes the most sense since he kind of positioned his limp eunuch bbc towards her puss

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Since only few people here seem to be aware that a penis is not the only tool at a mans disposal to pleasure a woman, let alone know what cunnilingus is..
everybody here who has ever eaten pussy raise his hands, NOW

>>85386763
>The eunuchs are fully castrated, with their penis and testicles cut,

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Unsullied

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>>85386616

>>85386399
Euron confirmed /our guy/
Leaks 100% confirmed (though in the wrong order)
Who's ready for Jon and Dany to smash in ep 7?

>>85386667
>Did he used a strapon?
No
She did

>>85386399
Peter looks so damn epic in this photo xD

>>85386833
We're joking but the state of this discussion is actually abysmal. They're the average person you converse with every day on here, people who watched that scene and found it confusing.

>>85386833
Do you seriously think women are satisfied by cunninlingus only?

Because if they were, they would all become lesbians.

post long hair bad poosy :3

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>>85386904
>We're joking
Boy, do I have news for you

>>85386941
>Because if they were, they would all become lesbians.
women hate nothing more than other women, lad

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the state of this show

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So lets recap the worst episode of the season so far:

>Why should I trust a spymaster who's turncoated twice already?
>Cos I respect you
>oh ok
>Greyscale can be cured by wearing gloves and peeling it off and using lotion
>Tarly I need you to betray loyalty to your oath, the one thing your character is defines your character
>oh ok
>We need a weapon against 3 full grown dragons
>How about an arabalist?
>oh ok
>The prince that was promised is too sexist, it's now gender neutral
>oh ok
>Nymeria you're back
>I always knew you were Arya Stark of Winterfell despite only ever knowing you as the orphan Arry
>oh ok
>I have to return to my people
>oh ok
>How about some lesbian action?
>Nah the Boy Band have arrived with fire and ramming. Their boats are fire proof
>oh ok

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>>85386941
Ignoring whether you are retarded or trolling, it's an interesting observation that it is actually the other way around. Few women orgasm by vaginal penetration alone.

>>85386441
>cleganeb owl

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Sandor fucking Arya when?

>>85387003
Bad pussy has long hair now,
Thats good right?

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why is this allowed

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Is Dagmar Cleftjaw back or is this someone else?

>>85387077
and why are there no recordings

>>85387066
She looked better with short hair

>>85387085
If I had to envision a face of a rapist,
It would be him.

>>85386842
>Gendry
Just put him on the throne already.

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>>85387104
Listen to this fag

>>85387023
You're the retarded one. All women ( even lezzies) want to their cunts to be rammed by a huge cock. That's what they fantasise about. (look up rape fantasies).

They don't fantasise about meek beta boys licking their clit.

>>85386651
Sadly up until now the leaks are 100% right.

>>85387085
FINCHY

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>>85387140
2/10

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So which of these five strong Queens are you rooting for?
Isn't it funny how there aren't any male characters left fighting for the throne?
Also gender progressive Valyria hype.

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>>85387153
nope

>>85387033
The reunion with Hot pie was underwhelming desu.

And Nymeria not coming norf with Arya too. tho more understandable.

>>85387104
>>85387139
I honestly liked her with both long or short, also
>Animatedfoxreaction.jpg
Jesus Christ Anon have some self-respect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyuK5duCH38

Interesting listen

>>85387077
his parents dont care about him

It wasnt very politcally correct to have Euron bitch slap the the ever living snot out of every single one of those warrior women the way he did.

>>85387181
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS KWEEEEEEEEN

>>85387181
I want to hatefuck all of them.

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>>85387210
>self-respect

I'm shitposting in a /got/ thread, anon. Get real.

>>85387221
whose bitch this is

>"Jon Snow came down from Castle Black with a Wildling army and won the Ba'ttle of the Bahsterds"
>"he's king in da norf nao"

Is this the epitome of history? major world events summed up in two sentences

>>85387181
Jon will win

>>85387184
So all of this shit does happen just not in the correct order? Wew

I'm like 90% sure Arya is going to kill Cersei and get murdered by Jamie. Either way, most of the main characters still alive won't survive.

How thick is Jon Snow's plot armor?

>>85387221
Well, tbf, she is kinda book purist, there were no way that the series would meet her expectations.

>>85387287
word of mouth generally smooths out the details of these things

>>85387261
>Was going to say I have respect for myself
>Realised Ive used the term frogfu unironically
Yeah you got a point Anon.

>>85387305
So it's not 100% correct which is what you stated. It's obviously close tho.

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Will we get to see Tyene's perfectly proportioned breasts again?

>>85387287
>Arya has been travelling around
>Even impersonated Walder Frey for a few days
>First she hears of the Battle for Winterfell was off Hotpie

Epic

>>85387309
>bastard
>super fighting skills
>becomes lord commandah
>dies
>resurrects
>sexual tension with his sister
>becomes king

hes the chosen one

>>85387003

And yet you'll be there same time next week to watch that episode along with every episode this season and the 6 episodes next year.

>>85387309
>I'm like 90% sure Arya is going to kill Cersei and get murdered by Jamie
No lmao. Cersei's surviving until the end of S8, she's the show's end villain.

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>>85387140
Sure thing anon, sure thin.

>>85387181

>None of them is likeable.

BRAVO JOSS

>>85387309
In the Show i pretty sure that it would be "and they lived happily ever after"

In the books Jon going to bite the shit pretty hard.

Preston please hurry

>>85387396
Yeah I don't mean Cersei is going to be killed this season. But near the show finale, I think it'll be arya who guts her finally.

>>85387287
>hey wait a minute, Jon is a brother of the night`s watch! He cannot hold any tittles!
> Well you see he was betrayed and stabbed to death by his brothers in arms. He was later resurrected through the power of magic....
>HAHAHAHA oh wow. Seize and behead the traitor.

>>85387003

But Hot Pie did know she was Arya before she left, remember the wolf cookie?

>>85387432
The prophet clearly said that she will be killed by a brother. Arya is in winterfell.

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>Stannis mentions dragonglass under the Dragonstone
>gets ignored for a few seasons
>Sam "discovers" that there is dragonglass under the Dragonstone

>the cure for greyscale is to remove the scales
>apparently, almost nobody had thought of this before and when mentioned, they think it's a silly idea

>"this word has no gender in Valyrian, so it really means 'prince or princess'"
>"I think I like it better this way"

>Sansa questions every single one of Jon's decisions publicly
>and that little brat from Bear Island keeps opening her mouth
>Jon decides he has to get the fuck out of there

>Arya still hasn't received Pork Pie's FAT PINK MAST

>Brienne still hasn't received Tormund's wildling spear

>high probability of undead dragons like in Warcraft

>Theon is still emasculated by his own sister, ends up jumping into the water like a coward (they could have done the latter MUCH better)

SHIT SEASON IS SHIT

>>85387309
>Cersei is in Kings Landing as Dany lays siege to it
>Sitting on the throne when Jaime bursts through
>She embraces him
>He strangles her
>He then pulls off his mask and it's Arya (Who was in Winterfell earlier in the episode)

Screeshot this now

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KING DYRION :DDD HYPE

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>>85387104

Are you sure about that anon?

>>85387181
#bringbackmargaery

>>85387487
So it will be Jaimie.
In a way that's more satisfying to me personally

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"Get out of my way you women fucking shits"

what did he mean by this?

>>85387490
>>Stannis mentions dragonglass under the Dragonstone
>>gets ignored for a few seasons
>>Sam "discovers" that there is dragonglass under the Dragonstone

Did anyone ever get fucked as hard as Stannis? Just remember this series of hilarious events:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED66yqjstU4

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>>85387490
Yeah, but Euron was entertaining and killed 2 sandsnakes. So that's a positive.

>>85387490
>undead dragons

what?

>>85387490
>dragonstone
Yeah, the show has no continuity now. Don't forget dragonstone was also completely empty!

>greyscale
All the maesters know the cure for grayscale, but none of them are willing to do the procedure, because of the risk to the victim and the surgeon.

>>85387490
>Sansa questions every single one of Jon's decisions publicly
>and that little brat from Bear Island keeps opening her mouth
>Jon decides he has to get the fuck out of there

kek

>>85387490
He got quite a few bits ripped off, it's pretty reasonable seeing the greyjoys rip bits off of corpses would get to him.

>>85387367
It is basicaly the same, order doesn`t matter.

>>85387391

>super fighting skills

Battle of the Basterds 2 with Euron incoming.

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>>85387490
Remember when the Lannisters were blond?

>>85387181
Only Cersei and Daenerys are fighting for the throne alongside arguably Jon. The others are allied with one or the other. Stop this propaganda nonsense.

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so when are the guys at wall gonna get assraped by the walkers?

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>>85387522
>ywn be bullied by a petite sand snek's bad pussy
why even live?

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>>85386399
Tribute to the true King
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500905976793.webm

>>85387568
This, sometimes I think Jon is a super vanilla character but I agree with most of his decisions. Only big change I would have made would be instead of fucking nasty ass Ygritte, id have tried to get up in that Sansa salsa

Does anyone else have an issue with Littlefinger's character ever since he arrived at Winterfell? All series he's been playing the game and moving pieces, always with a card to play. He went from dirt farmer to basically King of the Vale and now he's just clumsily fedora lording around Sansa with no leverage whatsoever.

>>85387565
Dany sends a Dragon North. He dies there. Ice niggers resurrect one in the last episode. It will happen.

>>85387522
gib

>>85387550
Vince didn't screw Stannis
Stannis screwed Stannis

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>>85387653

>>85387522
Not anymore I'm not

I can't wait to see Arya BTFO when she arrives at Winterfell expecting Jon but getting Sansa.

How can Grey Worm even be attracted to Missandei when he's fully castrated? Then again, it's like asking if someone who is asexual if they can be romantically involved with someone.

>>85387607
was that suppose to be a reference or something?

>>85387653
His writing has been utter shit since he's been in winterfell. Especially this episode, I can't tell if they're trying to do some sort of shitty forshadowing or if they're trying to make him look like Sansas beta orbiter.
Also brienne will kill him.

What's the point of this general if there's like10 separate threads talking about the same thing?

>>85387601
hair colour can change in hue and tone over the years, faganon.

>>85387653
I'm pretty sure they just don't know what to do with him. He'll probably be killed bay Arya

>>85387639
lmfao fuck this chartacter

- Why does Danny want to be Queen of westeros?
- Why does Danny hate Cersei so much?

>>85387653
>now he's just clumsily fedora lording around Sansa with no leverage whatsoever
Chaosh ish a laddah

Honestly he's been "winging it" for far too long and things just happen to work out, rather than actually doing anything calculated.

>>85387607
oh man, I forgot the cook. I thought he'd turn into a recurring character

>>85387653
Sansa and Cat are his Spaghetti
Litterly his entire deck is built arround Sansa and Cat, always has been

>>85386895
Could grey worm have an orgasm through butt stuff? Sure there's nowhere for semen to come out of but could he still get the sensation?

wtf was littlefinger expecting from Jon when he told him "I want to fuck your sister"

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>Actually, there are no genders in High Valayrian

>>85387719
>She got raped by horselord von aquaman
>current biggest bitch in the world sits on the big bitch throne, Danny is jelly

>>85387181
Jon would still be the most competent and level-headed leader.

>>85387639
BASED

youtube it

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>>85387701
Mate, it's not going to change when you're 30+ years old.

>lannisters known for being blond
>only cersei is blonde now

makes you think

>>85387490


>"this word has no gender in Valyrian, so it really means 'prince or princess'" "I think I like it better this way

This was by far the most cringe of the episode. I literally makes no fucking sense. Fucking ham fisted pc fuckery.

>>85387719
>Why does Danny want to be Queen of westeros
Something something muh birthright as a Targaryan

>Why does Danny hate Cersei so much
Same reason anyone else does. Cause she's a fucking cunt

>>85387719
>Why does Danny want to be Queen of westeros?
fukken why does anybody want to Rule Westeros? its a litteral shithole with shit streets and psycho lords, just rule a comfy castle down south and fuck servants for fun

>>85387756
There are many gender neutral pronouns. Like child.

Go back to kekistan

>>85387691
Yeah, it's possible and depends on the exact procedure. Man can also have anally induced orgasms so sex between and Eunuch and a woman is in fact possible although probably not through penetration.
I still have no idea why we would need that fucking scene.
>>85387701
Not like that, not in his age.

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>this whole season

>>85387653
LF is at his end game right now and everything he has done all rests on sansa's shoulders. he does have leverage too, because he saved all their asses. he mentioned that to jon last night and jon just went full ned mode because....reasons.

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BLAH BLAH JON JON JON

>You will be in charge of Winterfell while I am away

*Shuts up


What did D&D meme by this?

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>>85387780
>Mate, it's not going to change when you're 30+ years old.

>>85387687
>Arya and Sansa get into a pissing contest of who had the worst time since Ned was killed
>Bran gets dragged in as surprise family reunion

>>85387379
Yes. We'll get a 20 minute scene of Euron raping her after he btfo Yara completely.
Get hype

Who else thought the transitioning of scenes in this most recent episode was funny af?

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Only redemption left is to see all the YAS KWEENs crying. Bar videos WHEN?

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>>85386616
Trump leaks

>>85387817
Heh you will be back. You are pathetic. Like a junky.

>>85387835
alright, your hair might turn gray.

>>85387783
>I literally makes no fucking sense.

This exists in real languages. "Cousin" and "cousine" in French both translate to "cousin" in English. If you'd paid attention in school you'd know that.

i want to see what euron will do riding a dragon

>>85387817
>still no webm of Theon bailing out

>>85387783
This line also doesn't make any sense since 80% of the people in the room can actually speak Valyrian.

>>85387783
>>85387783
>>"this word has no gender in Valyrian, so it really means 'prince or princess'" "I think I like it better this way
>This was by far the most cringe of the episode. I literally makes no fucking sense. Fucking ham fisted pc fuckery.


What do you mean? There are plenty of languages where this is the case. It's even true to the book. The delivery was bad (is this a linguistics class or what?), but the content fine.

This board gets dumber by the day.

>>85387639
Add the scene with the cheering crowds from the preview too

>>85386399

stop talking about this shit show on my /tv/
this shit belongs on reddit

>>85387872
i actually closed the media player about half way through episode 1 this season and i have decided that instead of watching the show i'll just read these threads and watch jacobson prestman's snide analysis

>>85387830
She want power and little finger has been hissing in her ear.

>>85387853
i'm wondering how many of them are gonna throw up during the greyscale scene

>>85387565
sindragosa

we lich kang now

>>85386399
MISSANDEI WEBM WHEN?

>>85387890
somebody do this one please

>>85386941
Do you think men are only satisfied by fellatio?

Because If they were, they would all be gay.

Seriously, anyone with a mouth can give a blow job.

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>>85387184

So whoever did this list basically knew what scenes were shot but not how it would be edited.

Seems like pretty much all elements are confirmed and included, it's just reordered and some scenes might have been dropped. Nothing has contradicted this, so it's likely all true aside from minor editing choices.

>>85387754
thanks for saving my life old chap go ahead an fuck my sister

>>85387943
>Seriously, anyone with a mouth can give a blow job.

spoken like a true cock sucker

>>85387394
Meh twin peaks is on at the same time

Man how is the writing so FUCKING BAD these past 2-3 seasons.

Jesus fucking christ it's unbearable

>>85387783
No, that makes sense. Some languages have gendered nouns, some don't, and some have a mix. For example, Actor/Actress in english is gendered, but Ruler is not. The prophecy in the show likely was about the "ruler who was promised", but a poet translated it to prince because that rolls off the tounge.

>>85387890
this

>>85386941
t. virgin

>>85387653

Writers have shit the bed with Littlefinger with his super on the nose scheming and slinking around Winterfell.

If he was a master schemer he would be olaying the super good guy. Not creeping around like Snidely Whiplash.

>>85387819
I get that but I don't really think you can use "I saved you tho" as leverage, if the other person doesn't give a shit. Leverage would be the knights of the vale have Winterfell surrounded. On the other hand hoping for a reward after already saving the day just leaves you with your dick in your hands

>>85387919
wow. so superior, much euphoria

Neymaria will follow Arya secretly and save her live in crucial moment

>>85387380

No one gives a fuck about what happens in the North. Probably everyone knew but no one bothered to tell Arya because it's irrelevant to them.

>>85387653
They don't know what to do with him so he's just tipping in up waiting for Salsa to kill him

/got/ threads nowadays

>pure whining
>nitpicking
>no idea about naval warfare (Lol, ambushes are magic!!)
>no idea about sex (NO DICK?)
>no idea about linguistics (GENDER? ISN'T THAT A CODE WORD FOR MISANDRY?)

Please. There is plenty of legitimate criticism for this shit show, but you guys are just too easy.

>>85387890

The world needs this.

>>85387184
>little finger goes from master manipulator of westeros to unable to manipulate two young, retarded girls

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>>85387919
>>85387973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY0Qjx5K53o
Can you relate?

I thought it was a good episode

>>85387601
>Remember when the Lannisters were blond?

Oy do you think ve are made of shekels?

>>85387003
>>Nah the Boy Band have arrived with fire and ramming. Their boats are fire proof
Euron is the best part of the show now, fuck you

>>85388035
*sips tea*

>>85388005
that's why LFs plan has always been shit. everything he has ever done rests solely on him manipulating sansa, even in the books this is the case. it's more complicated in the books but he's doing the same thing.

>>85387890
I know that scene was set up to be some big failing on his character but what the fuck did anyone expect? Theron's been broken down to nothing but pieces and even when rebuilding himself Yara had been keeping his self esteem down. The whorehouse, the les-ing out, having him back HER claim to Ironborn throne? What a shock that this broken omega-man in a moment of actual life and death struggle picks to save his own ass than risk it saving her against a fearless beast like his uncle?

It's a glorious revelation on what sort of men these 'strong' women surround themselves with and what that gets them when real men show up.

>>85388029
right when everyones about to get killed by ice zombies and skeletons the dog army saves them
a cgi battle for the ages

>>85388054
It's literally trash you inbred mongoloid hick faggot

>>85387946
Individual scenes are never recorded in the correct order anyway so he probably arranged them in an order that made most sense to him.

The sand snake story point being wrong is pretty weird though.

>>85388054
are you really defending the writing in the show after season 4? serious question

>>85388094
Yup. Seem like you caught it.

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>>85387940
>>85387985
>>85388050
>>85388091

>>85388091
I hope Ghost rips Theon's fucking throat
he should have killed himself earlt before instead of just fucking up anything he does

It was yara that was hanging off the boat right?

>>85388128
Much appreciated anon.

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/thread

>>85386577
But all of those mistakes were intentional character flaws, they were deliberately written to be the wrong choice.

Except Cat, she's needlessly stupid for two and a half books because she's a shit person and a shit character.

>>85387783
While languages do have gender specific pronouns, the idea of a word for "Prince or Princess" being gender neutral is fucking retarded. It should have been cleared up with a line like, "it's similar to Ruler or Royalty."

>the spoilers were legit

>>85388112
sand snakes escaping might be a cut scene or a fake scene to track down people who leak information

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>>85387776
>BASED
>youtube it
I am. My internet is so shit so will take a while to upload it but I will post in this thread the link when I do.

I had to trim the video down and lower the bitrate which is why the quality is so shit but when I send the link, please share it around so more people will realize that Euron is the true king and not Jon Snow.

>>85388128
>that jump

I love this guy

>>85387184
What the fuck. This list has so many retarded things in it that it has to be true, but still, why does GoT have to be so shit?

>>85388128
26 takes and that was the best one.

>>85387749
Where would the semen come from though?

>>85386960
>He thinks that's a real quote
You're one of the actual idiots

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Wtf I love Euron now

>>85387490
>Jon: My good friend who is a maester in training discovered there are mountains of dragonglass at dragonstone
>Glover: Well that should be obvious my king. They do call it dragonstone after all.
>Jon: I will have your head lord glover for insubordination you cis white male.

>>85388128

*cartoon BOING effect*
*closeup of laughing Euron*
*sad whistle effect*

Why did they leave out the SFX?

>>85388163
theres still mama snek and bad poosy alive so it probably still havent happened yet

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Was this episode really that bad

At least we now know that the unsullied have no donger in the show version also

Did Arya kill Ed Sheeran?

>>85388219
The quote is real, but it falsely depicts Voltaire.

also
>>>/his/

>>85388054
>>85388123
pls respond:
>>85388120

>>85388145
Might've been the whip snek.

>>85388232
cersei apparently executes them. i doubt they will escape, even D&D consider the sneks a complete failure and it frees up some $

>>85387819
>jon just went full ned mode because....reasons

>be at the ancestral family crypt
>looking at your antecessors that died tragicly
>this guy that has jack to do with your family comes up and starts talking
>he literally tolds you how he wanted to shag your mother and now your sister in front of the dead body of your father
>"reasons"

>>85387184
>one thing hasn't been true so far
>t-t-the leaks aren't r-real

denialfags need to kys themselves

>>85387639
Glorious
I hope this season is just full of Euron BTFO'ing everyone (I know that it's not... ;_;)

>>85388165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq4aOaDXIfY

requesting a video with this with Euron as Mad Max, some references to Stannis as a past hero and Dany as the villain as she should be

Greyscale cured by ripping it off and using some liquid...
Bravo D&B

When i first saw Euron i fucking hated him.

Fuck now I love him
>Kills Sneks
>Kills Jamie's pride
>Based as fuck Captain

>>85387184
I don't want to read all these but cursory glance suggests it's accurate. can someone just summarise how bad things get without spoilers?

>>85388256
we dont know that yet though its still retarded enought that they might do it

>>85388220
that last surviving sand snake is qt
will she be raped by mountain?

>>85388145
off the front bit?
I think that was the sand snek with the whip...hanging by her whip

>>85388264
cat is not his mother.... she didn't like him and he probably didn't really like her either. i guess he's trying to be protective of sansa but that was a complete overreaction, he doesn't really know how much of a sleazebag LF is ecause he never met him before

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>tfw you have to leave your room for some food

Fuck my normie family

>>85387783
Hunter x hunter did a much better job at the gender stuff. By suggesting that both males and females can be considered a prince. You don't need to waste dialogue to explain it, we get the idea.

>>85387490
>>85387601
I thought it was just that Tyrion hadn't bathed in fuck knows how long

>>85388294
didn't they describe it as some shit that literally flows in your veins?

>>85388291
Will take some time but when I post the link to the Euron Hero video then just keep watching my channel to see if I make that

>>85388235
how do we know this? Did I miss seeing his junk?

>>85388308
Littlefinger gave his chaos ladder to sansa apparently. She only uses it for good.

>>85388308
everyone teams up to fight the meat popsicles in the north

>>85388235
It was 7/10.
>grey worm should have had a full frontal donger shot so we could see what all could get in that delicious brown
>euron was fantastic, I can't wait to see more of his bloodlust
>loved the cut from Jora to pot pie

I don't give a fuck about arya, Jon or Danny but these are the state of things I suppose

>>85388308
Cercie will kill 1 dragon
Knight king will convert another
Wolfs gone forever

>>85387181

>bunch of women fighting for power and position
>one man fighting for the survival of mankind

art imitates life

>>85388091
It's not a matter of breaking down.
What the fuck was he supposed to do, logically? He was surrounded by Euron's men, and he had absolutely no way of reaching Euron before he slits Yara's throat.
Suppose he mans the fuck up, throws a dagger and eviscerates Euron's brains out, so what? His men will all kill them both.

The only way for it to end good was if he did the mentioned thing, and he and Yara soloed all the rest of Euron's squad, something that even for this show standard's is too retarded (not really but they're buffing up Euron so it didn't happen).

He did the absolutely best decision, he jumped off the ship knowing Euron won't just kill Yara without torturing her, so he can infiltrate the ship at night and rescue her.

He's playing 4D chess and plebs don't understand it.

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>>85388364
one of the best scenes for webms

post yfw euron gets splattered and his new fans get btfo

>>85388128
>that name
lel, perfect anon!

>>85388128

Kek. ty

So the Skank Snakes aren't using poison weapons anymore?

>>85387556
Did anyone NOT laugh when they saw this?

>>85388128
is this the Assassins Creed Black Flag movie?

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>>85388374

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>>85388308
>can someone just summarise how bad things ge

>>85388385
I have a feeling the wolves were written out of most of the plot because of the CGI budget.

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>>85388382
>I don't give a fuck about arya

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>Yara will magically find a way to escape her cell
>She will kill Euron and entire ironborn population will accept her
you just fucking KNOW that this will happen

>>85387405
What do the grey bits even mean? They aren't the highest or the most gender different numbers.

Also source? This is kind of interesting, I'd like to see the survey it came from.

>>85388128
>theon's grand escape
>not reek's grand escape

you had one job

>>85387181
The night king.

>>85388428
I giggled with a bright smile on my face. Euron is magical

>>85388205
Do you need semen to orgasm? Can you orgasm without ejaculating? (and vice-versa i suppose)

>>85388459
>20 good womyn

The Arya hotpie reunion sucked. Arya acted so disinterested, I wouldn't have been surprised if she killed him for no reason

>>85388427

Bad pusi will give him the antidote after showing her tits.

>>85388449
just have a big trained dog who gives a sshiT

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>>85388128
I like that jump

>>85388397
>so he can infiltrate the ship at night and rescue her.
except he was left behind

>>85388367
He went down on her

>>85388382
But he has no donger

>>85387749
he could still have a prostate orgasm

>>85388427
Euron is using ancient magicks to manipulate the plot.

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>>85387696

>>85387556
Why the FUCK did that retard not move?

>>85388128

That was problably one of the only moments in the the episode where sombody did something true to character

>>85388454
Saved.
But she fucked up by not staying with her cult of assassins

>>85388486
I want to kiss bad pusi

>>85388502
He's a Grejoy.
If Euron can magic 1000 ships out of his dick he can swim fast.
His cockless body offers less resistance to the water.

>>85388531
frozen by fear

>>85388362
What's your channel laddo?

>>85388531
'mirin

in these got threads there is often someone alluding to some sort of feminist agenda but the way i see it it's not the case, Martin just reversed a bunch of fantasy tropes to see what stories would be generated . Since the show is a big hit it's possible that there will be more of it and again not because of feminism but because producers just want to play it safe and will bet on shows that clone the superficial elements that makes GOT a "distinct franchise" instead and not the real reason, being it proposed something "new", sort of superficial but still something we don'T see too often. THe clones will just crank up the feminisms tropes , lousily thought of too, instead of proposing something new even if it's just a superficial gimmick.

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He had a decent episode for once

Theon = Valonqar, fucking confirmed

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>tfw Euron doesn't have any more battle scenes this season

>>85388595
>Martin
Hasen't got anything to do with the TV show

>>85387783
>I literally makes no fucking sense.

Yes you literally make no sense.

It's perfectly possible for a language to have no gender designation for some words. It's also possible to mistranslate. The problem is that almost everyone in that scene knows the other language.

It's just a pointless inconsistency to patch up yet more plot holes, and deliver exposition to the viewer in a way so bad they might as well have a record scratch effect and look into the camera.

>>85388128
Bravery is the dead man's virtue

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>the only one left to root for is the Night King hoping he will kill as many as possible before he himself dies.

>>85387836
We get to see Sansa naked somehow this season. It's not going to be Sophie as the model unfortunately, but it doesn't make sense. She seems like the kind of girl to happily get naked in front of the camera.
Rumors are her body is all mangled and scared from Ramsey. So her body is just going to be 90% cgi, missing nipples, burns and everything.
Arya sees this and it probably puts and end to the pissing contest over who had a worst time. They start working together and with help from Bran, kill CIA.

>>85387653
He's sitting back as Sansa fucks over Jon repeatedly. All we see is Jon and Sansa arguing in public about how to rule, eventually it will all fall apart and Littlefinger will be sat there smug as fuck or he'll be killed

>>85387756
It's in the books, dragons are gender neutral. Since the Valayrians based their whole culture around dragons, it's actually kind of a cool world building touch that their pronouns for royalty aren't gendered. It's another way their lords could go "hey, look at me, big spooky dragon king/queen".

>>85388605
>Why should I trust you?
>You can't
>Oh ok

Good episode? His scene was atrocious

>>85388622
>Yara's face when
best moment of the whole episode

DUDE THE KNIGHT KING HAS A ZOMBIE DRAGON THATS HELLA F*CKING EPIC

>>85387601
>implying he's a Lannister

>>85388691

you act like that's not whats going to happen in the books

>robert orders varys to send an assassin after dany
>the purpose for assassinating her is to break the marriage pact between drogo and viserys

uh, ok? wouldn't it make more sense to...send the assassin after viserys considering he's the fucking son of the mad king?

>>85388128
but why would he die for her though when all she did was make him feel even more cucked?

Preston when?

>>85388691
Good shitpost, really lifting the level of discourse here

>>85388553
What a pussy

>>85388710
you act like the books were good

BASED FUCKING EURO GREYJOY

SJWS BTFO

>>85388645
I don't remember this in the leaks

>>85388091
>I know that scene was set up to be some big failing on his character but what the fuck did anyone expect?
not look like a faggot when doing so at least but he is such a little shit that can't be possible now

>>85388653
littlefinger gets killed by arya :^)

>>85387490

Still holding out for Bran being the prince that was promised after he wargs into the night king who was Brandon the builder and rebuilds the wall with the ice dragon

>>85388574
Kek

>>85388639
>who is Euron?
pls son

>>85388500

It was like the 100% polar opposite of the Tommin jump. That's why Theon's jump is a solid 9.5. It is the opposite of perfection, perfected.

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pic related is what it feels like to watch GoT nowadays

>>85388721
sometime between this afternoon or tomorrow

>>85388733

what the fuck are you even here for?

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fucking HBO servers

keep buffering

>>85388710
books were shit too

>>85388738
THIS
>MUH LESBIANS
>MUH PLANS
>MUH MOMMA
good grief Euron came and fucked all those bitches like they deserved

>>85388672
No it wasn't. For HIM anyway.

>>85386577
If Ned was more discrete and tactful, he would have just invented an excuse to leave Kings Landing when the time was right and aligned the North with Stannis.
Meaning either Stannis would have won the Throne or Ned would be defeated on land after the two pronged attack against Kinds Landing failed

So what are you guys looking forward most based on the leaks.?
>Jaime rides North and Boat sex

>>85388768
He isn't gonna survive before they fight the Night King. He will probably even get killed when Dany attacks Kings Landing and they start getting attacked by Eurons fleet

>>85388779
Oh. Its you.

>>85388790
I think we can all agree that Euron is S7's main protagonist

>>85386763
im glad i have never watched this show

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>>85388613
>tfw he gets killed off next episode
since this show is feminism, you know it's gonna happen.

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>>85388784
Same as you. Being a miserable shit, looking down on the works of others, whioe occasionally jerking off to Emelia Clarkes feet.

>uuuurrrrrr she has three dragons
>everyone in westero for 300 years knows what happened at the field of fire
>'we are working on a solution for that'
>presents us with a heavy ballista

You're going to tell me dragons were an active threat in westeros for 200 years and nobody tried to shoot a dragon with a ballista? Revelation of the century.

>>85388739
A while back on r/ free folks someone claiming to be in the special effects team posted about working on a naked Sansa model. Like all leaks it's probably bull shit, but people seemed to believe him.

>>85388826
Please go die in a ditch somewhere.

>>85388784
Concern trolling . Sad dudes want sad (you)s from other sad dudes.

>>85388826
I think we can all agree the Sailor #5 has been the main character throughout the whole series

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Anyone else started rooting for the undeads? They are the only ones who have not starting annoying me yet.

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>>85388816
Got banished here.

>>85388814
>He will probably even get killed when Dany attacks Kings Landing and they start getting attacked by Eurons fleet
That's literally what they were on their way to do and Euron fucked their shit up.
Dany doesn't have a fleet anymore so she'll have to attack King's Landing on foot (if she did attack, which she won't now)

>>85388867
Goodness gracious anon, I think you might be a wee bit harsh haha

>>85387601
he picked up some just for men in mereen.

New friends
>>85388889
>>85388889
>>85388889

>>85388869
t. Dabid
Your show is shit man

>>85388803
If he had been discrete, it would have meant the death of the Lannister children, and every decision Ned makes is to protect children.

I'm not kidding, think of a thing Ned did that you're not sure was a good idea. It was for da children, wasn't it?

>>85388842
DABID

>>85388892
>That's literally what they were on their way to do and Euron fucked their shit up.
They were on their way back to Dorne, not to Kings Landing.

>>85387756
How many days Till Tunblrinas demand we switch to Valayrian?

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>>85388907
no, we'll see this through

>>85388892
>Dany doesn't have a fleet anymore
She still has Dornish/Reach ships that are transporting the Unsullied. She only lost her iron fleet.

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>>85388331
god I fucking hate images like that

>Every character contesting power sucks, except for Cersei
>Cersei no longer does anything because she's on top
wow great TV show. Night King genocide when?

>>85388751
Fuck this rumor is going to be true isn't it? Arya is already making her way to see Jon despite continuing to kill Cersei.

Why the hell would she stop her mission? Her brother being alive is good news yes but don't abandon your post just to go and see him.

The writing in this is so bad as you all know.

So she goes to see Jon and catches Littlefinger trying to bone her sister and in return she stabs him?

That's what happens we can all guess

>>85388842
I think it was more shock battles done by Dragons, They were so big and dominating so fast they didnt have time to make Ballista's or use them effectively against something so huge and fast.

By the time they figured out how to Counter Dragons they stopped using them because they had already won

>>85387181
They are all going to die, the Lord of Light wins, and Azor Azhai/The Prince that was promised is Jon the Targ

>>85388842
dragons have been killed by peasants with literal pitchforks. no one has ever considered them invincible. when aegon attacked the castles did not have any anti dragon meme arrows stationed around their castles. aegon won anyway so that would explain why no one has bothered with figuring out how to kill dragons.

>>85387653
Yeah he's done fuck all the last 4 episodes but look sinister and make significant lools when a close up happens.

Not as bad as all the filler shit with Tyrion last season swirling wine and chatting about inane shit with grey worm and missandei

>>85388645
...real talk, that's fucking dope

>>85388867
>Implying he's wrong

>>85388971
Sansa orders it and then Arya teleports behind him. It was in the leaked script page too

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>>85388500

>>85388842
I don't get how ballistas are supposed to hit flying dragons. Those things aren't exactly easy to aim nevermind hitting a quick flying target.

>>85388907
enough of this nonsense
>>85388297

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>>85388892
So how the fuck did Euron know Ellaria would be on the ship that was sailing back Dorne to get more troops? How the fuck did Euron manage to ambush them if the plan was made basically right on the spot when they reached Dragonstone?

It's either they don't give a shit about coherency or there's a betrayer amongst Dannys people.

>>85388235
no it was a decent episode sans Dany scenes

Euron is fucking based and I want to see more of him reaving and generally being a badass