So Jay, what did you think of Dunkirk?

>>85385270
pro nazi propaganda

>>85385270
I just realized that I have zero marketable job skills, and have completely relied upon you - the man who slept with my first love - for virtually my entire adult life!
My most recent attempt at solo comedy fell flat on its face and fizzled out after being deadpanned by my most loyal fans! I'm nothing more than a polyp sucking on the colon of Red Letter Media, satiated with my lack of ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry I so bitterly critique!
With the exception of a cute haircut and a sycophantic, ingratiating nature, I offer virtually nothing to you! It's become clear that I have absolutely no future in film making, outside of making "ironically bad" YouTube videos as I obediently wait at your side to collect my earnings (mere pennies on the dollar) as they fall off the table into my food dish!"

>>85385270
I still haven't receive any cheque from Warner Bros, I'm still optimistic about it but if it doesn't come by the end of the week, I won't like that movie at all. However If I receive that cheque in time...

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>>85385270
Why is it that you can't ever form the opening opinion? why do you always force the creativity on to me and follow up with your negative rebuttals and counter-points? i hate everything about working with you. faggot.

>>85385270
Jay will say that he "didn't care" about anything that was going on because he didn't "find the characters engaging". He'll say that it's "competently" shot, but it's "boring", and "just terrible".

>>85385270
My bet is "technically amazing, but cold and heartless" like their birdman, interstellar, and that movie with di caprio mauled by a bear reviews.

>making predictions on movie reviewer opinions
So is this seriously where we're at?

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Never forget the 6 gorillion goys!

>>85388689
Jews are never mentioned in Dunkirk. Hell, the word "Nazi" is never mentioned and a swastika is never shown. German soldiers appear on screen for less than 10 seconds at the very end of the film but they're blurry.

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Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.