Eternal /got/ thread

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WHEN THE FUCK IS BEST GIRL COMING BACK REEEEE

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never forget

>de gay

>>85383013

who?

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>Varys bring a very emotional speech about how much he cares about the little people. His plan is to support the women who has the universe's version of nuclear weapons and has a 50/50 chance of becoming insane. Oh and she's bringing 100.000 of the most savage people on the planet along side her. The guys who looted and burned so much of their own home they turned it into a fucking desert. Bet the "poor little people" are going to be excited about having them strolling around their homeland.
>VUALERYIAN IS A MUCH MORE PROGRESSIVE LANGUAGE THAN OURS, IT DOESN'T DEFINE GENDER YOU CIS WHITE FEMALE
>Cersei bringing very reasonable arguments why the lords of Westeros shouldn't be supporting Daenerys
>5 minutes of the extra's getting nude, pure filler content
>Littlefinger, one of the largest master schemer of the realm, a very diplomatic and persuasive man: "AYO JON IMMA FUCK YOUR SISTER, AND I WANTED TO FUCK YOUR STEPMOM TOO xD!"

At least I'm glad they're starting the "Dany becomes evil" arc. Euron is starting to grow on me as well. Might be him killing two of the most hated characters on the show.

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ETERNALLY AND FOREVER /OURGUYS/

GAME OF THRONES MEN RANKING
>God-tier
Tywin Lannister

>Top-tier
Jaime Lannister
Sandor Clegane
Davos Seaworth
Stannis Baratheon

>Should-be-top-tier-but-DABID-tier
Petyr Baelish
Brynden "Blackfish" Tully

>High-tier
Eddard Stark
Jon Snow
Berric Dondarrion
Jorah Mormont
Theon Greyjoy
Tormund Giantsbane

>Great-tier
Qhorin Halfhand
Thoros of Myr
Varys
Barristan Selmy
Bronn
Mance Rayder
Roose Bolton
Tyrion Lannister
Robert Baratheon
Oberyn Martell
Walder Frey

>Good-tier
Jeor Mormont
Robb Stark
Benjen Stark
Jon Umber
Karl Fookin' Tanner
Eddison Tollet
Qyburn
Ray
Khal Drogo
Yoren
Grand Maester Pycelle
Viserys Targaryen

>*SAVES YOUR EPISODE-TIER*
EURON GREYJOY

>OK-tier
Tycho Nestoris
Lord of Bones
Maester Aemon
Alliser Thorne
Locke
Daario Naharis
Mace Tyrell
Jojen Reed
Bran Stark
Tommen Lannister
Craster
Maester Luwin
Grenn
Gregor Clegane
Renly Baratheon
Loras Tyrell
Janos Slynt
Samwell Tarly
Hot Pie
Podrick Payne
Hodor
Pypar
Ramsay Bolton
Rickon Stark
Edmure Tully
Meryn Trant
Jaqen H'ghar
Euron Greyjoy

>Bad-tier
Kevan Lannister
Smalljon Umber
Joffrey Lannister
Olly
Rast
Grey Worm
The High Sparrow
Styr
Lancel Lannister

>Oh-shit-nigger-tier
Ed Sheeran

This season is full of contrived garbage. The way I see it only reddiotrs unironically like this shit.

Post nudes from last ep

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urrr durr we are working very hard on our new project
here it is a balista

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ITT: a bunch of jaded shiteaters

The way you criticize every fucking detail, there could be no satisfying show whatsoever.

>>85383043
Why did they wait until this episode to have that conversation?
Why did Varys and Dany never discuss his fleeting loyalties?
Why did she wait until she crossed the sea to have this fucking conversation?

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>>85383043
>5 minutes for a made up romantic sub plot between 2 minor characters and they can't even fuck

>>85382990
some body edit the picture of the one true king with a captcha "miss me yet?"

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>>85383055
Yes you have better tast le hotel milk man *tip*

>>85383043
>VUALERYIAN IS A MUCH MORE PROGRESSIVE LANGUAGE THAN OURS, IT DOESN'T DEFINE GENDER YOU CIS WHITE FEMALE
Calm the fuck down autismo. There are literally words irl that don't define gender. You are going out of your way to be triggered

>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>85383074
Should have been a hwacha, now way that shit would miss.

Great
>Theon running away after seeing people being mutilated, Alfie is way too good for this show

Good
>Euron manages to be badass, shame we can't see the real Euron fucking people up, scene would have been so much better
>ded sneks
>anti-dragon weapons
>missandei+grey worm (the 'sex' was dumb but the conversation before was nice)
>Jim Broadbent
>Billy Bones

Bad
>Jon is retarded
>Littlefinger is retarded
>a trainee Maester is going to be able to pull off a surgery that's only been done twice in history and has been banned by the greatest minds on the continent
>all the dialogue in Dragonstone was disgusting, not just the 'Prince/Princess' part just in general it felt like a school play with everyone just reading lines off a piece of paper
>Arya is gonna give up her revenge and just go home, seems like a total 180 from what she's been built up to

>>85383074
I think it's cute that in all the years of meticulously recorded Valyrian history and dragon warfare that no one ever thought to invent anything to fight dragons.

Like, ever.

>Arya goes home for Jon
>Nymeria refuses to go home

What's the missing large male albino ingredient that Nymeria liked to follow and play with?

>>85383048
>Jeoffrey
>bad

>>85383055
ASOIAF is full of contrived garbage. The way I see it only reddiotrs unironically like this shit.

>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>85383074
Instead of dragon horns that burn men from the inside out, we get this.

>>85383048

>Karl Fookin' Tanner
>Not god tier

You even tryin nigga?

>>85383085

because he is dickless but he he can service her right.

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TOP RANKING DEATH-WISHLIST

>Sand Snake bitch mother whatshername
>Yara
>le witty dwarf XD
>le witty mercenary XDDD
>CIA (really, just kill him now. Everything else would be a disgrace to the character)
>le cockless pussy eater XD
>Gollum

Unironically rooting for Queen Cersei this season.

>>85383048
>jaimie" i need to save the princess if i wanna keep fucking my sister" lannister in top tier
no
stannis should be in Should-be-top-tier-but-DABID-tier

anyone that died before season 2 belongs in god tier

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>>85383076
They way you stop them from doing it is to ask them whats the best show and pick it apart little by little.

>>85383048
Why is Greyworm so low?

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>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Also what did we think of based Linda's new review?

>>85383127
Apparently no one thought to make a big bow for siege or naval warfare either

>>85383048
in what universe is LF meant to be top-tier?

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>that Joker-tier psycho laugh Euron had
Sold on him being the next dickhead villain desu

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You guys think Daenarys will win? the whole show is pretty much being set up for her to win. (except her fleets being blown to shit)

She's an entitled spoiled girl who is disconnected from the common person she claims to represent. She got lucky throughout the whole show and hasn't had any real respectable feats.

>>85383125
In regards to arya, bro wtf she is a stark and she misses her home

I need that stark reunion, we all do

>>85383125
>Prince/Princess
T-that w-was i-in the b-book. So HA

>>85383013
So this is a 10/10 in bongland?

>>85383226
Hopefully they have the balls to send her crazy

>>85383234
I know it was, that's why I specifically said that wasn't the problem. The line could have been written better sure but I didn't care that much.

>Linda review
>Dany's actress has "range problems"
Linda is the best part of GoT.

>>85383125
Yes, Alfie gave very good performance, but story wise it didn't make seance, he faced his dimons, making him break again was idiotic.

The same as Sansas arc,
>I'm Stronk
>Lol i'm not
>Okey now i'm strong
>ha. no i'm just stupid
>Now i'm the Queen in the Norf !

I unironically love Euron.

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>>85383226
Yea/ the whole sold of and rape thing did not happen. She never had it hard.

After last nights episode, what is the point of Theon Greyjoy?

>>85383226
After every setback she's come back stronger.

The fleet getting wiped was bait, over the next episode or two there will be some deus ex machina that gives her the upper hand again.

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>>85383197
can't wait to see this army of eunuchs in action, maybe they'll perform better than season 5 if they prepare well

>>85383288
Cowards live the longest?

>>85383272
I skipped the last two seasons what happened to make him face his demons?

>>85383288
To surive and smell the ashes.

>>85383234
I't was not in the books, in the Books Dragons don't have gender in Valyrian. not Prince and Princes .

>>85383288

He's the best character simply because he doesn't really have a point. He's one of the few that just exists without a main plot device, as part of the world.

> missandei doesn't even eat ass
Immersion ruined.

>>85383234
could have been handled way better though , but i guess missy andrei needed a line so they could remind everyone she's still here and hamfist in the sex scene
there's no reason melly couldn't have brought it up herself

Name a more satisfying GoT scene besides Euron recking 2 of the Sand Snakes

>>85383288
Theon is the viewer's point of view. He had his bits cut off to show feminist power.

>>85383333
FUCKIN QUADSSSSSSS

>>85383320
Heh have you seen people bitch about the gray worm scene. Hot pie as no big role so.Ye.

>>85383226
nah jon will kill her because she'll go mad like her dad

>>85383310
the Whole rescuing Sansa from Ramsey.
And backing his Sister on the kingsmoot.

>>85383352

They're not interesting characters though.

>>85383360
Pls let this be true, cant stand emilia clarke anymore

>>85383333
Missandei getting naked.

20/10 would betray race for several kids over

>>85383364
Rescuing Sansa (or Jeyne in the books) felt just as much like running from Ramsey as much as it was about doing the right thing.

>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85383333
nice quads
and seeing stannis' army save the wall was pretty good

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Euron's scenes were campy but I enjoyed them.

>>85383125
>>85383230
Did you miss what she said at the very end ? She isnt going home... When Numeria decides to leave her behind and go on her way what Arya mumbles to herself is

>"But that's not you"

Implying that in this very moment she as a character decided she can never be happy again because that's not her and the only thing she has left is revenge. In this very moment she accepts that although she wants to go home she doesnt belong anymore...

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>>85383045
based
they should be the next iteration of chaosh crew

>>85383429
He's fucking stupid.

He's the cliche mad smiley man who's crazy

>>85383006
>GOLEM GET YE GONE

reminder jon is never wrong

>>85383446
>>85383446
Good point anon, too bad D&D are not that subtle, she is going norf.

>>85383446
>blown away

BUT DABID ARENT THAT POETIC SO NO BRO

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>>85383048

>>85383485
>who is olly

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>>85383360
truely the only way to safe this fucking trainwreck of a show

Half caste girls are the best

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beuttiful salsa.

>>85383474
but he's not crazy

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So leaks are confirmed 100% true I guess? He was even right about the little details like sneks and "Shall we begin"

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>>85383474
This show is stupid.

The books are stupid.

Euron is stupid but fun.

Simple as

>>85383429
>ywn see a one-eyed, blue lipped Euron in Valyrian Steel armor forcing sandsneks to serve him wine naked.

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>>85383333
K I N O

>snek didn't get killed

fuck yeah
she was so cute this episode

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>>85383118
Wow that's some really good b8

>>85383522
Edgy then

>>85383504
a traitor bastard

>>85383548
I really don't understand why people have problem with this scene.

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>the prince that was promsied has no gener

They did it again

Shirtless Ramsay or Euron 1v1, who wins?

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my mommy

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>>85383550
>Euron doesn't parade her naked through the streets

So close yet so far.

>>85383571
That's book canon fuck off /pol/

>>85383333
That wasn't satisfying tho. No one gage a fuck about them. No one even knew them

>>85383582
delete this

>show a scene of missandei and greyworm having sex
>she's not pegging him

0/10 episode, desu

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>>85383576
Neither can compete with the greatest warrior in Westeros

>>85383576
Shirtless Ramsey. He was legit a Sue. Euron is just a madman.

>>85383583
No, Book canon is Dragons have no genders.

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>>85383571
>showfags

>>85382990

I'm down to skipping all sansa / arya / dany / yara / any other shit as fuck female character... I don't think I can even watch this for keks anymore

>>85383043
>>VUALERYIAN IS A MUCH MORE PROGRESSIVE LANGUAGE THAN OURS, IT DOESN'T DEFINE GENDER YOU CIS WHITE FEMALE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princeps#Nobiliary_legacy
Well what do you know? The Latin root for prince is also genderless

>>85383570
it's a metaphor for how the entire rest of the show will turn out

>>85383601
she's the best girl in got atm. She's perfect.

>>85383571
I finally understand why autists are triggered by that scene. You think she meant the prince is genderfluid when she actually meant that the identity is uncertain

>>85383617
Neither did valar morghulis, but they left that part out.

So Euron's gift for Cersei is Ellaria and a Snek?

Fuck this shit

>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

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>>85383660
>so euron's gift to a mother is the bitch that murdered her daughter?

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>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85383675
And also destroying Dany's fleet. I'd marry him desu

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>>85383622
Why is pol afraid of women?

>>85383660
snek is for himself

>>85383570
What was the point
Sams life is shit even though Jon is fighting white walkers and his sister

>>85383675

>thanks for bringing me my daughter's murderer, lets get married

are you DnD?

>>85383660
>woman who killed your daughter and her daughter
>traitorous niece
>captured/destroyed her whole fleet
it's a pretty decent gift
question is how is cersei gonna respond to his proposal now
let's be honest she's going to accept and this is gonna be the thing that turns jaimie of fucking his sister

>>85383660
>captures the leaders of two of the factions opposing her, destroying their fleet, and capturing the people responsible for murdering her beloved daughter

>>85383646
I know dude, I'd throw my white genes in her gutter any day

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How anyone actually likes euron as a villain is fucking baffling to me. It has to be some kind of Stockholm syndrome. He killed the worst characters of got fine, he is the last unmamed independent man, fine. Hes freakazoid the villain. [maniacal laughter] crazy eyes. Fuck him pray for a littlefinger victory and subsequent human genocide at the frozen hands of the night's king.

>>85383048
>Karl in good
HE SHOULD BE A FOOKEN LEGEND.

Srsly tho i just today rewatched that Gin Alley scene and it just shows how tame and bland the show has become.

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>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85383013

only thing I'm thankful on GoT for is that they cast average/ugly girls in some roles.

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>we are going to use the bulk of our forces that we've spent 4 seasons trying to amassing to take a tiny rock noone gives a shit about
Literally what?

>>85383492
>>85383498
I mean isnt it pretty clear that the Direwolfs are a representation of the Stark kids ? So since Numeria cant go back to how it was and has moved on I thought it was a pretty clear sign that Arya wont return home either, that's why she looked so shocked at the end of that scene becasue the realisation just hit her that things have changed.

>>85383692

>salt wife

oh i forgot about that

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Are you really getting your panties in a bunch because of the whole prince/princess dialogue? It's not a good line I'd agree, but that's totally believable.

>>85383675
not him but didn't think about this, looking forward to them getting rekt by cersei

>the proper translation is "the prince or princess who was promised"

Dropped, deleted from drive

So how will queen snek die?

>>85383179

>Unironically rooting for Queen Cersei this season.

every other season?

>>85383729
I bet you 7 internets that you are wrong.

>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

How are Unsullied and Dothraki gonna take Casterly Rock? Both are great at fighting in open areas but they can't siege for shit

>>85383519
DELET

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>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>85383655
>implying

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Hey, can we please recognize the fact that Arya and Jon were very close. So close in fact, that Arya never let go of her sword. The Gift Jon had given her, and the only remaining piece of her identity?

Can we at least acknowledge that fact, before making the false claim that Arya's character is inconsistent for wanting to head North?

>>85383754
head squashed by zombie mountain, parallel to oberyn

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>>85383739
Why is pol afraid of women and cannon?

>>85383774
According to leaked photos and trailers, pretty easily apparently

>>85383754
In a raping accident, I hope

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>>85383577

queen of bong and beer

:3

>>85383774
dragons nigger

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>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85383728
Now we don't want to be seen as invaders despite peasants only believing what they're told

>>85383729
I also thought that it was pretty obvious.

>>85383792
rare carice

>>85383782
>>85383790
Hopefully both.

>>85383774
le witty midget is playing 4d Chess

>>85383786
pussy is the entrance to satan's chamber, this is why we must work towards sexbots and artificial wombs so we can be free of eve's curse

>>85383728
well not exactly, the taking of Casterly rock appeases to the forces of Dorne and the Reach, which I'd assume are bigger than the unsullied and better than the turks

>>85383553
>genderless words don't exist
heh, really made me think

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>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85383781
She is not heading north anon, read this: >>85383446 and this >>85383729

>>85383774
They just charge into the Lannister and they all flee because they're cowards

>>85383793
So danaerys invited Jon to Dragonstone but she's now leaving?
Also who is gonna be holding Dragonstone while everyone is away?

Also dragons aren't doing shit to Casterly Rock either, a smaller castle maybe but CR is carved out of a fucking mountain. Even Balerion isn't melting his way through that.

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>>85382990
He's a fucking tank in combat Jesus Christ

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To the people who didn't like the gender language lesson. would you still hate it if the book version was the one used?


No one ever looked for a girl..It was a prince that was promised, not a princess. Rhaegar I thought … the smoke was from the fire that devoured Summerhall on the day of his birth, the salt from the tears shed for those who died. He shared my belief when he was young, but later he became persuaded that it was his own son who fulfilled the prophecy, for a comet had been seen above King’s Landing on the night Aegon was conceived, and Rhaegar Targaryen was certain the bleeding star had to be a comet.

What fools we were, who thought ourselves so wise! The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth saw the truth of that, but now one and now the other, as changeable as flame. The language misled us all for a thousand years.

>>85383808
>>85383792

>swnsaylt

JDIMSA

God, Tyrion is so fucking boring these days. I miss when GoT had fun times instead of this endless gurl power tumblr fantasy.

>>85383781
But anon she dropped needle to talk to nymeria showing she has lost her identity

>>85383446
>But that's not you
I interpreted as Arya saying that the wolf wasn't Nymeria because she moved away from her, like an excuse to not think about herself, because she realizes that what she's done is irredeemable

>>85383736
Are you authentically surprised?

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>tfw Based Euron will be BTFO by strong wymen soon

>>85383871
That's not what they meant, but they're awful writers and didn't realise the line was ambiguous

>>85383729
that could also means that she needs to go north to be little arya again

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>>85383862
Why is pol afraid of women and a site for porn and cartoon fanfic?

>>85383851
Is that argon the conqueror or a mad king

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>>85383862
I miss the game of bros season 1 was :(

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>>85383851
It's just autism, nigger, ignore it.That being said, Emilia's only merit is that she speaks Valyrian almost fluently, a shame her acting is shit

>>85383851
I think that the problem doesn't lie in the prince or princess, but in the subsequient dialogue

>tyrion notes that saying prince or princess that was promised sucks
>khaleesi smugly says "I prefer it this way"

I think it's obvious what dynamics are going on in this scene

>>85383891

>cersei will have him killed by the mountain for having struck a woman in combat

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>>85383446
>>85383836
Clearly you haven't read the leaks, which have been pretty much spot on so far.
Arya does return to Winterfell as does Bran, and Arya executes Littlefinger on Sansa's bequest.

>>85383851
nah
shows' version just felt hamfisted
if anything it should have been melly to mention that the noun was genderless (and maybe be a bit more subtle about it , say something along the lines of " there is no seperate word for princess in valyrian or something)
but i guess miss had to have a token line to remember everyone she exists before getting her tatas out

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I like this guy.

Seriously what is it with all the women leaders. It's actually annoying.

>>85383889
To be fair, yes. I was really hoping /tv/ to be less dense for once. My mistake.

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>You're pretty
What did Hot Pie mean by this?

>>85383921
That pic you choose is SHIT. No one in there right mind would wear that much Armour and carry a 1 ton hammer AND have horns on their helms. Go play skyrim kid.

>>85383976
He wanted to smash.

>>85382990
This show is for cuck losers, I hope Wheel of Time gets made soon, it will be a thousand times better than this SJW cuckshow

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>>85383941
God, that is going to suck so much.
LF has just generally been annihilated as a character, going from his old mastermind of scheming to a hollow husk that only exists to make the stronk womyn look smart.
Just fucking let it end.

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>>85383976
Holy shit why does Maisie look so cute in some pictures then look like a literal man in others.
If you literally took away her arse and her hair she'd be a man.

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>>85383976
Hot pie is into pegging

As a matter of genuine interest have a majority of us transferred our support to Night's King?

Who else thinks Tyrion will die this season. Peter Dinklage looks so pale and sad.

So why didn't the meister who died of greyscale use the same treatment he applied to others? Taking off the affected skin and applying an ointment seems simple enough.

>>85383976
>the only women I've ever seen in my life are you and that freakishly tall, androgynous lady knight so my perception of what is and isn't pretty is really fucking skewed

>>85383360
this show will be ultimate kino if this happens

>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85383995
>LF has just generally been annihilated as a character,
So fucking true, after saving Jon Snow and having him take the 'King of the North' title he should have already been working on the next part of his plan. He's literally sat around doing nothing atm and its really shit writing.

so does greyworm have a dick or not?

>>85383980
>not thinking this is a realistic depiction of robby boy in his prime

Gtfo

>>85384011
only 2 seasons ago

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Made some OC.

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>>85383960
Is that Gnaeus from Spartacus?

>>85383980
>No one in there right mind would wear that much Armour and carry a 1 ton hammer AND have horns on their helms.
targ manlet detected

>>85383976
You have to remember he's a fat guy, so his standards are likely ridiculously lower than the average person.

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I just finished watching and I have some questions:

1. Is Arya GENUINELY autistic? Also why is nobody questioning the fact that a 12 year old girl is riding solo on a fucking horse through war-torn lands, especially now that winter started? I almost prefer the teleporting t b h

2. How will they frame Randyll Tarly as le big bad mane xd when it was just established that he is a man of honour? Purely on the fact that he doesn't like his faggot son?

3. How is Dany going to rally people to her cause when her advisors and allies consist of 80% traitors and literal backstabbers?

Also please save my shitty oc /blog

>>85384014
Because no one cares about curing it

>>85383988
isn't the WoT that one book series where most of the women characters circlejerk about being strong and independent and how they're better than men?
>>85384060
saved

>>85384012
Tyrion won't die this season, neither will Cersei, Jamie, Jon, Daenys.

Thorras, Benjin, Littlefinger, a Dragon and some others die though.

>>85384011
>Night's King?
No such character exists in the show.

Whos got the pic of the leak plot? Is it an accurate reflection of todays ep?

>>85384060
it literally would've been fine with just a brief mention and maybe the camera giving us a close up of the character's reaction BUT NO we have to have fatleesi gloat over it

even if Arya thought the Boltons still have Winterfell, why wouldn't she want to go there and take revenge on them for betraying her family? or does she just stick to 'muh list' like an autist?

>>85383920
The Aegon mentioned is the son of Prince Rhaegar. He was one of the babies killed by the Mountain.
Unless Young Griff is the real Aegon

>>85384060
>Dragons are neither male not female
How do they reproduce?
Dragon sex scene when?

>>85384011
He's boring and generic, but if he's coming to kill this retarded cast then he's got my vote.

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>>85383988
>Wheel of Cucks
>any better than Game of Cucks

Don't make me laugh, kid

>>85384085
Why couldn't he just cure himself. If he found out about it it would only be in the very early stages.

>>85383836
1. I didn't say she was heading North. I said she was *wanting* to head North.

2. I don't understand bong very well. And it sounded like she said "It's not you". Which I took to mean "It's not you, it's me". A cliched break up line. I figured Arya was realizing why Nymeria didn't want to go North. but still wanted to go herself.
Well in any case, considering the correct line, it still doesn't confirm that she's not going North.

3. If you mirror the relationship of the dogs to the children, then clearly Nymeria has found a pack of her own. So why wouldn't Arya go be with her pack?

>>85383622

women stop doing stuff reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>85384088
Yes but it turns out they aren't really useful, it's practically a dozen-book redpill

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>>85384011
Night''s King or Euron

>>85383980
>not knowing Bobby B was so inhumanly strong he could wield a 2-handed warhammer in 1 hand.
The fucker could probably sprint in that armour he was that good.

>>85384045
He is acting through Yohn Royce, sowing decent among the northman.

>>85384014
You try taking off your own skin and good luck find in' anyone who would want to be close to greyscale after all he caught it.

They planned evertything

Daeny Will become queen

They killed everyone in kinglanding so cersei would become the only enemy
Anns everyone hates cersei. They trying hard to make her have at least audience support as much possible
The North/jonsnowfags/lord of light supporter will automatically support dragon Queen because they Will become allies.
Queen cersei cant simply win this because she has no mainstream supporters on her Side

>>85384127
That's one of the dumbest scenes to ever occur on the show - and I loved every second of it.

>stabbed in the taint
>continues on like nothing happened
fucking retarded desu

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>>85384127
>Yara's face at the end

>>85384084
>1. Is Arya GENUINELY autistic? Also why is nobody questioning the fact that a 12 year old girl is riding solo on a fucking horse through war-torn lands, especially now that winter started? I almost prefer the teleporting t b h

This bothered me too but they'll probably pass it of as her 'training to be a faceless man no one notices her' etc etc etc

>2. How will they frame Randyll Tarly as le big bad mane xd when it was just established that he is a man of honour? Purely on the fact that he doesn't like his faggot son?

Dany will probably have him killed mid season or something, no other way he'd go down since Jon Snow won't touch him and he's on the Lannister side

>3. How is Dany going to rally people to her cause when her advisors and allies consist of 80% traitors and literal backstabbers?

She won't. It'll be Jon that rallies everyone together with the threat of the white walkers. The whole 'conquest of Westeros' won't be a thing towards the end of this season i'd wager.

>>85383980
You know nothing anon

>>85384003
>took away her arse
I don't think there is much to take away. Doesn't she basically have a boy butt?

>>85384084
>12 year old girl
she is not 12

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>>85384119
>why couldn't he just perform an incredibly painful surgery on himself

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>>85383980
You triggered the autismos now.

>>85384127
>Night''s King
No such character exists on the show.

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>>85383982
Can you blame him?

Where can I watch the second episode online lads? asking for a friend.

>>85384127
>>85384162
Wait, I thought it was the slightly longer version of the webm that shows Yara amd Theon screaming in fear.
/r/ing that

>>85384206
just torrent it

>>85384202
What?

>>85384109
They switch at times, presumably some take dominance in their hierarchy and the others accommodate.

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>>85384173
I recall seeing a photo of her with some random chad and her arse seemed pretty defined.

>>85384217
There is no character called the "Night's King" on the television show Game of Thrones.

I hope Yara dies soon, she is so disgusting.

>>85383780
pls someone add the sneks

>>85384229
What are you talking about

>>85384206
If you can't find it yourself you're a retard and a faggot. Go fuck yourself

>>85384251
So you're illiterate. No further posts will be wasted on illiterate redditors.

>>85384173
>he didn't see the pic
she has a cute bubble butt

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>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85383127
THEY FUCKING DID THERES ALREADY BEEN A FUCKING CASE WHERE A DRAGON WAS KILLED BY A BALLISTA
THIS GOT ON MY FUCKING WICK ONE DRAGON HAS ALREADY DIED FROM A FUCKING SCORPION.

>>85383995
>>85384045
Why do you guys think he isn't scheming right now?
Jon and Sansa are in constant disagreement. Sansa is taking the North in Jon's stead. And from Little Finger's perspective, Jon is walking into a trap by going to Danny.

Also, as insurance, he seeds the idea of love for Sansa in Jon's mind, just as he's about to leave. So Jon can't do anything but think about it while he's on the road. During which, he can work on Sansa, and turn her to his side. By the time Jon comes back, Little Finger will have Sansa believing she should reign as King, which will cause descent among the Starks. At which point, he'll jump over to the winning side.
And if Jon dies while on the road, then he can claim to Dany that he delivered Jon to her.

>>85383980
Go drink some wildfire.

Not only that he could do that, he did that while being drunk.

>>85383312
>gender
>Maester Aemon believed that Daenerys Targaryen was the fulfillment of a prophecy … her, not Stannis, nor Prince Rhaegar, nor the princeling whose head was dashed against the wall
The prophecy isn't even in the books, just people talking about it.

>>85384170
Ah the WW thing makes sense, thanks la

>>85384175
How old is she supposed to be in the show?

>>85384084
>2. How will they frame Randyll Tarly ....
probably misogyny/rascism towards the rapist/slaver/murdering horse nomads

>>85384275
RIP what? His character development? It's been dead since Season 4.

>>85382990
...i-is he backed??

>>85383048
>viserys
>good
he was cucked hard on the show
if he can't manipulate some muh dik savage to sail west and conquer westeros how is he good?
he's either dabid tier or bad depending on how he was in the books
also
>olly
>bad

>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>Yara's fleet is massive
>Euron's fleet is massive
>Apparently there's no one on watch in Yara's fleet
>Euron is able to find and get to the flag ship before anyone spots an enemy fleet

>what would you name it?
>Sam looks directly at the camera
>A Song of Ice and Fire by George R R Martin
This was a weird scene

>>85384268
ok I'll bite

YES THERE IS A NIGHT'S KING IN THE SHOW HE'S THE KING OF THE WHITE WALKERS WE SEE HIM

Now please give me the retort you have planned for when someone finally responded to you

>>85383006
GOLEM GET YE GONE

So all the ladies of Casterly Rock are going to get HORSE'D? It's fitting considering they are the West in Westeros.

>>85384273
>bubble
Let's not overstate things.

>>85384285
>Little Finger will have Sansa believing she should reign as King, which will cause descent among the Starks. At which point, he'll jump over to the winning side.

I like where you're going here but there is no way he'd be able to join with Deanerys that easily, especially with Baldy and Tyrion who know what Littlefinger is like. I'm going to assume that you've said is his actual plan, only when Maisiie shows up it'll all go down hill for him.

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>>85384310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY0Qjx5K53o

>>85384333
>NIGHT'S KING
Again, there is no character called "Night's King" on the show no matter how you autistically rage about it redditor.

>>85384333
He means it's called night king in the show, just an autist trying desperately to feel superior

>>85384302
16-17 (probably 12 is correct for the book)

>>85384325
Euron is a sorcerer. He conjured up fog to hide him.

>>85384333
his name is night king, and you're being baited real hard

>>85384331
>the story ends with someone closing a book
>it is Sam but he has aged
>i..is that GRRM playing him ?
>and that kids is how I met your mother

Hol' up, I thought Grey Worm had no dick

>>85384331
Nah mate, in the end Sam is gonna write a book and it will be called "The War of the Five Kings" or "Game of Thrones".

>>85383125
>Jon is retarded

Fucking how?

He's going to get Dragonglass/actual Dragons.

Holy shit that Euron boarding scene looked goofy as fuck, what were they thinking?

>>85384325
The battle was a mess (shooting fireballs in the middle of ramming/entering combat) but I'm willing to forgive it purely on the fact that Euron
a) Used an axe
b) Cleaned up a huge amount of shit characters

What was the deal with Arya in the inn? Did she contract autism on the boat to Westeros?

>>85384376
>Cersei discovers she's pregnant again

Nah, she's too old and Jaime is disgusted by her now

>>85384376
I don't know why people are treating this particular image like the bible it's just something that some random anon from here typed up

>>85383127
I swear HBO did one of their DVD extras on Aegon's Conquest.
A Scorpion is the reason Dorne remained independent.

>>85384379
correction cunts: it's THE Night King

>>85384393
When exactly in Essos did she become a hard drinker??????

>>85384372

Nothing like this has been established in the show. And even if he was, how could he find and get to the flag ship in the fog?

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>>85382990
h-he's fast!

>>85384277
In a ADWD, Tyrion mocks the Scorpions that Yunkai brings to the siege, and remembers that dragon scales are as strong as Iron, and only a hit to the eye can kill them.

>>85384325
magic fog dickhead

there's a billion things worth complaining about and you choose this?

>>85384406
>Jaime is disgusted by her now
Are we watching the same show? Jaime is still very much her dog.

>>85384411
No? This is based on lebbit leaks.

>>85384393
Kek, tbqh i keep thinking its being purposely done by the shiw to keep us hinting that maybe its not really arya

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>Oh boy here comes another shitty forced awkward lesbian scene with this dumb character
>Nope
>Euron out of nowhere to kill, maim or capture everyone involved in the scene

That was a fucking wonderful surprise. And to think I hated him when he was first revealed.

>>85384391
YYYYYYAAAAAASSSSS EUROONNNNNN SLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>Removing the Grey scale will cure

It cant be that easy

>umm sweetie its gender fluid

welcome to the cringemania

>>85384411
Because it's old and based on pre-season leaks. And ever since the first real trailer it got shit confirmed/right.

>>85384441
>magic

You're just defending poor storytelling at this point.

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>>85384214

d&d simplified the books to oblivion
I hope grrm is happy about it

>>85384468
You pore grounded up dragonglass into the skin afterwards.

>>85384454
pretty sure it doesn't line up directly with the all the original leaks

>>85384447
He doesn't want her and their house to get destroyed, but he's not going to have sex with her

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how many snakes does it take to kill a squid?

more than 2 apparently

>>85384468
You have to eat all the delicious cheese that comes out to cure it.

>>85384421
It's a one-sided fog. Do you know nothing about magic?

>>85384468

Sam said an ointment needs to be applied after

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>>85384458
He's nothing like he should be (brutality aside) but at least he's either got more direction in S7 than S6 and the actor is making the most of it.

It's nice to finally see the Ironborn doing some fucking reaving too.

>>85384498
why the fuck would anyone use a whip for this kind of fighting environment?

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>>85383976
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

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>>85384500
>>85384500
>>85384500

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>>85384498
>Euron is wearing armor
>she tries to kick him

>>85384455
Not feasible considering the Nymeria scene is definitely Arya

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>>85384485
>warlock with trademark catchphrase 'i am the storm'

>conjuring fog is unbelievable

>>85383446
Wrong, it's that Nymeria isn't a domesticated wolf anymore and her not going is what Arya herself would do if she was a wolf, a callback to Ned telling Arya how she'll marry this, dress like that, do this and that's not her. Writers said so in the inside the episode. Arya's own pack are the Starks

>>85384436
Sorry Meraxes was shot by a ballista but it was in the eye.

>>85384355
Yeah, Tyrion and Varys are huge problems.
In fact, that's probably why he's not trying to deal with Dany at this point. With those two as advisers, he'd be a dead man if he even sent a Raven to Dany. Perhaps that's why he's so interested in Winterfell and the north. If he keeps a close alliance with them, and Jon bends the knee to Dany, then he's an ally of an ally, so he'll have immunity.

But if shit does go wrong with Dany and Jon, then that would cause enough chaos anyway, which he'll use to his advantage. I'm not really good at this scheming thing. But I'm not convinced that he's smiling at all the meetings for nothing. And I'm not convinced he seeded the idea in Jon's mind for nothing. I think when the game is going right for him, he's just letting it play out.

>>85384376
god that script fucking sucks it's literally good guys vs bad guys. I would expect more from GRRM, especially Jon and Dany having sex on a boat before the fight against the big bad evil is straight out of a Marvel film.

>>85383179
You know CIA will be killed by Arya this season right?

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>a eunuch has more sex than you

>>85383230
>bro wtf

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I like how Arya can dink and it not affect her. Is Arya OP? She could kill anyone now?

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>>85384486
Aye, that's the one

>>85384540
>no replies
you tried much too hard anon

>>85384582
he only had one time...

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How was Theon able to fight when he lost several toes and fingers (and BENUS xp) and he was showed limping for several seasons?

>>85384498
>>85384486
>>85384518
you guys realise dornish warriors poison their daggers right ? he is dead or mountain 2.0

>>85384391
It was badass as fuck what were you watching

>>85384540
Do Americans say knickers?

>>85384361
Genuine autism

>>85384594
arya is the final boss
in the end battle everyone will gather to defeat her

>>85384594
She didn't even drink that much faggot. How easily do you get drunk? one Miller lite?

>>85383781
They even played goodbye brother during her dilemma on which road to follow. Right in the feels.

>>85384625
Soldiers in every army are useless cunts who have apparently never held a sword

>>85384540
Some of you fuckers have some talent. ill give you dat.

>>85384493
Where is this coming from, doesn't Sam just say ointment?