Good fucking lord is this a joke? https://youtu.be/2IEIhU71fVY

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>>85382355
>Ahh, look at all those jews splashing into the ground...
Let me guess, directed by Sam Raimi?

~~~~~based on actual events~~~~~

Finally planekino has arrived

inb4 /pol/tards screaming "IT WAS DA JOOOOOS"

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>that fucking CGI

Look at that fucking head hahahaha!!!

I think we struck meme gold lads! Get to diggin!

Isn't Charlie Sheen a 9/11 truther and Alex Jones ally?

>>85382355

I saw the poster a few days ago on /pol/ and assumed it was a shoop.

Fucking kek.

Why is Whoopi in this?

I assume with Sheen it's going to have a conspiracy twist.

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>>85382355
>Charlie Sheen
>Whoopi
>Luis Guzman
this is a comedy film, right?

>>85382355
>read imdb's trivia for this movie
>it's acutally based on real events
wtf

>>85382355
i can't believe this is fucking real

also it's funny that somehow they had the guts to make this movie but they're not brave enough to release it in 9/11

>Based on actual events

Where is the cackling jew villain in the trailer who set it up

>>85382573
Wonder what bullshit one they'll come up with since they obviously wouldn't get away with naming the Jew

>>85382355
>transgender is healthy
>having AIDS is healthy
>being a kike ugly CGI jew and looking nothing like your comic counterpart is healthy

hollywood ladies and gentlemen

>>85382713
It's meta - he's the one who produced the film.

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>>85382355

>trailer ends
>credits come up
>suddenly percussive drums
>fade to a silhoutte of a man striding towards the camera
>He steps into the light
>"Not on my watch, Globalists"
>THIS SEPTEMBER 11 - THE TRUTH COMMENCES

https://youtu.be/uWd6XgBVIcg

>>85382355
>Based on Actual Events
Lol suuuure

Why isn't there any 9/11 truth kino? Even Oliver Stone chickened out and made a useless 9/11 movie when everybody was waiting for a JFK like conspiracy movie.
USA is a fascist regime

>>85382355
what the fuck were they thinking with this casting?

jews aren't even hiding it anymore.
straight up making a mockery of it.

>>85382938

sure its based on actual events, i mean, the towers did fall right and a bunch of dumb goyims died right? those are actual events

hopefully they show ol' larry drinking a cocktail, getting sucked off by an 8 year old and laughing while watching the towers go down on CNN

>>85382573
>academy winner woopi
I wonder why

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Holy christ

good to see my boy charlie making kino again

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Just

>>85382396
twas a different time

>>85382459
Allegedly he was at the dentist.

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>>85382748

Trannies did 9/11. It was an occult ritual to destroy gender.

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>>85383223
>9/11 movie
>Party Rockers in the House tonight starts playing

>>85383303
Looks worse than his dad.

>>85383831
I wonder what song really was nr1 on 11/9/2001

>>85383895
"I'm Real (Murder Remix)" Jennifer Lopez feat. Ja Rule.

>>85383895
Who let the dogs out

I suppose

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

>>85382355
>Whoopi aids Charlie
>Charlie's aids made a big whoop

This is poetry in motion folks, truly beautiful.

>ending is a silhouette of trump overlooking the devastation and laughing

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>in theaters September 8th

>>85382355
Whoopi Goldberg is such a fucking negro caricature, good grief.

>>85382355
I actually remember reading about this story, but I'm pretty sure the security guard was a man. He rescued those people in the elevator and they made it out safely, but he stayed behind and got killed

>it isn't the fall that kills you
steel beems

It's not technically a comedy, but if you watch the trailer and go over the casting you can tell it's supposed to be "schlock"

>>85382355
>Gina, Charlie, Woopie and Pachanga
NO
FUCKING
WAY

>>85382396
Is it true that Arabs were moving their hotdog carts to near the towers and charging 5x as much?

>>85383303
>20 minutes without coke and he's sweating like a pig

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>Ladies and gentlemen,Charlie Sheen the star of Two and a Half Men and the upcoming film 9/11
>It's not just me,it's also starring Whoopi Goldberg and Luis Guzman
>I’m laughing already
>It’s not a comedy.
>Oh.

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>>85384423
this guy look arab to you?
http://gothamist.com/2015/05/20/ripoff_hot_dog_vendor.php

>>85382978
You, Antifa, and other left wing undergrad faggots can't just keep throwing around the word "fascist." It's like most people don't even know what that word means anymore.

>>85384561
I meant on the day

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What is happening? Are memes coming into reality?

>>85384241
It's either that or September 15th which would be AFTER 911.

>>85384590
It truly is a testament to how the American education system has failed them.

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>>85382355
All politics aside, shit trailer.

Weird cuts, cutting halfway through words.
Blurred edges on screen.
Shitty lowered framerate on some shots.
Trailer music and actual music overlapping.
Tonally unbalanced.

Absolute shit. Sorry for being a newfag, but aside from those things what is the big deal about this, politically?

>>85382727
"George W. Bush did it so he could steal Iraq's oil"

>>85382978
>USA is a fascist regime

This. It wasn't the JEWS that caused 9/11. The USA created the false-flag attack themselves, because fascist regimes strive only with war. Israel, and Jews had nothing to gain from such an attack. The US government did.

>>85385219
Whether you think it was a Muslim terrorist group attacking the USA for Islamic reasons, or a US conspiracy where we were trying to start a world, 3,000 people died domestically in a terrifying event.

This shit movie with comedy actors, a horrendously low budget, and straight-to-DVD cinematography and editing and writing is just absolutely insulting and exploitative... and that just feels super sleezy.

It's a middle finger to everyone effected.

>>85382355
whoopi can you SPEAK UP A BIT

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>>85382355
>The absolute state of cinema in 2017

>>85382355
Gotta keep that propaganda machine rolling somehow, amiright?

>>85383895
>2001
>IF YOU WANNA GO RIDE WITH ME starts playing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY MUST BE THE MONEY

>>85385403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8LttobzeQ4

>>85385319

and who controls the US government? banks and corporations

and who controls the banks and corporations? well you wont be seeing any small noses in those boardrooms let me tell you

>>85383303
Must be the AIDS kicking in

>>85385343
That's it.

>>85382355
>implying 9/11 was real
>implying that cgi would fool anyone today

>>85382355
Dex Dogtective and Aunt Jermima

>>85383895
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>85382355
Why do the liberal elite want to remind us how dangerous Muslims are?

they should of hired the guy who made deep water horizon to direct this

>>85382616

i wish

i could understand sheen wanting to reinvent his character but whoopie? why

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>>85382355
Trailer looks like shit. Anime was better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiASN_TVZxU

>>85385613

come on its 2017 i think we can all agree 9/11 was done by white cis males

>>85382355
Both Charlie Sheen & Whoopi Goldberg are "Truthers". Meaning they think 9/11 is a hoax. So I'm wondering where this movie is going to go

>>85383303
>mfw T Cell count is in the toilet

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>>85384507

Is this a comedy? I don't get it

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>>85382571

>>85383895
howard stern talking about banging pamela anderson

What the fuck is up with all those gratuitous 9/11 scenes? The movie is just a bottle episode with a bunch of archive footage tapes

>>85384590
Funny, I used to say the same thing about "cuck".
Then I gave up.

>>85382727
it wasnt "The Jew"
it wS Israel and Saudia Arabia
Israel is fucking over Jews as well as Christians

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>>85386093

>>85385511
The Jews win every single war, the stick together and are always there for each other, they rule the entire world.

They truly are God's chosen people, or you could say...
the master race?

>>85386349
It's genius. 3 sets and a bunch of tv footage. You can produce the whole thing in 3 days.

>>85384739
You realize Gotham was a nickname for New York before Batman , right?

>>85383895
theres a small chance in the end might have been playing

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>>85384590
fyi, right winger libertarians thought Bush was a fascist too. Obama and Trump are just marching down the same path.

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amerifatcunts. Finally something worth the money. This kino masterpiece is winning.

>wait 26 years so that it's no longer "too soon" to make jokes about it
>hire a cast famous for comedy
>it's not a comedy
What the fuck were they thinking?

>inb4 they don't even mention Islam the entire movie

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The Guz, The Whoop, The Gersh & The SHEEN !!!

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Would you work with Charlie Sheen in a disaster movie? What if he gets a cut and some of his blood splashes on you?

>>85386846
How can it NOT be a joke?

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>>85383895

>look it up
>Fallin' by Alicia Keys was almost #1

I. Can't.

>>85382616
Is that a fucking neopet?

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>>85384619

>selling hotdogs beneath the single largest shitstorm in American history
Sure they were, because Arabs have energy shielding and are made from titanium.

>>85386930
some would take that as a sign...

>>85386930
>i'm real
so did 9/11 really happen?

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>>85383487
No, the exact story is this:
Larry SIlverstein was very pale that morning, his wife was worried, she had no clue, she told him she will book him with a dermatologist immediately. Anyway he didn't go to his office at all that day neither to a doctor, we don't know if his wife actually called one.
The question is, why was he so pale that morning? What was so scary that it turned him livid?

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>>85382355
wtf that looks awful

>>85387057
>pale
>scared
turning pale when scared is just a myth

>>85387057
"pull it"

>>85387136
How can anyone not hate these people?

>>85384241
Movies get released on Fridays. September 11 this year is a Saturday.

September 11, 2020 will be Friday, so maybe expect a couple new movies that day.

>>85385343
The middle finger is making high budget 9/11 movies that don't even address the conspiracy. I mean the americans that a lot of time to mourn the dead. How about finding the criminals? Who benefited from it? A guy like Larry Silverstein should be behind bars and interrogated.

>>85387057
>The question is, why was he so pale that morning? What was so scary that it turned him livid?

He was one of tens of thousand of people who worked there, complete bibble.

>>85387141
So being livid is just a myth? Okay

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>>85382355
Wait 9/11 is still relevant enough to sell a movie?

>>85382355
Does America have no shame?

>>85384423
>(((Arabs)))

>>85387282
i've never seen anyone go pale from fear, chock yes, fear no

>>85382355
>based on actual events
the absolute mad men

>>85387237

he only owned the entire complex, no different from anyone else really!

>Silverstein also has served as chairman of the United Jewish Appeal in New York, the Realty Foundation, trustee of the Museum of Jewish Heritage, and treasurer of the National Jewish Medical and Research Center in Denver.

oy vey!

>>85387237
>everybody who worked at the WTC was scared before the planes hit
amazing

why didn't the people on the airplanes try to attack the terrorists before the crash?

>>85387557
Because back in 2001, nobody thought terrorists would actually want to crash a plane. Every plane hijacking that occurred before that was just meant to land the plane, ask for some ransom and leave the people alone. So the people just assumed they had to sit and wait.
Now, after 2001 we know that terrorists can be capable of literally anything.

>>85382355
Is Whoopi even jewish, or is her surname just a ruse?

>>85387632
then what was up with all those people calling their loved ones just to say goodbye?

>>85387468
>none of the thousands of people who worked at the WTC could coincidentally be scared on 9/11, that's too implausible, it MUST have been the eternal jew

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reminder that charlie sheen has.....AIDS!!!

>>85387662
mmm
You are right. Actually I thought those calls were only from the last plane, the one that they crashed after the twin towers, so people already knew what was going on by then. Do you know if those calls were from the ones that crashed into the towers?

>>85387662

In case they died

>>85387057
>What was so scary that it turned him livid?

I don't think you know what 'livid' means

>>85387457

I said he was one of the thousands and thousands of people who worked there, not "he was the janitor, leave him alone".

>>85387468

He looked ill, not scared. You, or some other idiot, said he was scared.

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>>85386368

>>85382355

Why does Whoopie look like one of those chicks from Hidden Figures, sitting at that switchboard and shit?

Trying to cash in on it I presume

>>85387782

People who owned the WTC complex: lucky ol larry

People who did not own the WTC complex: everyone else on Earth

Don't worry about pool ol larry though, he made billions on those towers he had ensured only two months before the attack - didnt stop him suing the insurance company for even more of course

>>85387942
>ensured

>>85387707
>it MUST have been the eternal jew
but the dude literally is a powerful jew. it's not a conspiracy.

>>85387871
I think she's just the token black person. I'd go as far as saying she's the magical negro trope since she helps the main straight white guy character but doesn't really get any part of the action herself. She got the safest token character in this "plot".

>>85387976
>it's not a conspiracy.

It was heavily implied that it was a conspiracy though.

>>85388021
>it's a conspiracy that the owner of the WTC is jewish and made billions off insurance post 9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxbV3RsyQwI

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Friendly reminder

>>85388053

No, that he was involved somehow in the events of 9/11, you insipid fuckwit.

What are you guys talking about? I thought Raimi did 9/11 (the attack, not the movie)

>>85388138
>

>>85388053

lucky that both his children who also worked in the WTC and generally met him for breakfast at the top were 'delayed in traffic jams'

what a luck guy! everything really came up larry on 9/11!

>>85388190

That is pretty lucky, yeah. What of it?

>>85388174
he did, then he made an entire trilogy of spiderman movies with subtle references to anti-semitism as his tell all. if only the world were smart enough to see through his encrypted messages...

>>85388211
coincidence + judaism + money = you should be suspicious or else you're a sucker

>>85388243
>you should be suspicious or else you're not a mudslime

ftfy

>>85387322
(((Hollywood))) certainly has no shame.

Who are they getting to play the Mossad agents posing as art students who rigged the buildings to explode then later filmed the explosion, were arrested, identified as Mossad by the FBI then let go on the grounds that Israel will no longer conduct intelligence operations on American soil?

>>85388413

those same agents who phoned up ol larry and made sure he remembered his appointment and told him that his children should take the morning off?

>>85382459
Larry didn't have an actual office in either tower. He just owned the building.

>>85388556
Larry ate breakfast at the top floor religiously for years

>>85388556
So? He traditionally was there all morning. He said it himself. He ate breakfast every morning at The Windows on The World restaurant before going to his office.

>Silverstein has said in interviews that he usually spent his mornings from 8-12 in breakfast meetings at Windows on the World on top of the World Trade Center North Tower, and with new tenants in the building. However, the morning of September 11, 2001, his wife insisted that he attend a medical appointment. Due to the appointment, he escaped almost certain death.[20]

>>85387057
He's just a lucky guy.

>>85382661
Yeah dude, 9/11 really happened.

>>85387057
>The question is, why was he so pale that morning? What was so scary that it turned him livid?
Is this a joke?

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>>85387057

OY VEY

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>>85382355

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it's gonna be a planewreck

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>>85389423
it's gonna be plane bad

>>85382355

Directed by Tim and Eric

>>85389470
kek, i'm stealing this

inb4 lucky larry sues the production company for yet more shekels

>>85382355
looks good

>>85382571
>movie is a subtle redpill
Kino, in our day?

>>85387057
>>85388099
Problem with his skin, huh? Maybe the human disguise was a bit loose that day.

>>85383487
>>85388586
>>85387057
What a cazy coincidence!
And how lucky that he insured the building a month before, avoiding heavy repair costs due to molding inside the walls

>>85387649
>Is Whoopi just a ruse?
Yeah, Ron Howard put 2 segments featuring her in his Beatles documentary. There was already another Black woman that presented the perspective on the Beatles as a young woman of colour at the time.

I'm not sure how Whoopi Goldberg managed to be the go to person for Black, 60s, female, comedy, etc. but she is more known for that than anything directly of substance that is her own.

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>make a 9/11 movie starring a guy who thinks the government did 9/11
Man this movie is just a train wreck all around isn't it?

>>85387167
Only liberals don't, and we all know that liberalism is a serious mental disorder.

>>85382355
i thought charlie sheen was a 911 truther? why would he do this?

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>>85382355
9/11, that's a horrible name for a film. Reminds me of that tragedy

I want to FUCK Gina Gershon if you catch my drift

>>85382355
>Whoopi Goldberg as President Barack Hussain Osama
Based.

>>85382459
>>85388556
Damn that fella is lucky. Gets some insurance against peacefull muslims blowing up his buildings and a week later boom. Walks home with 4,5 billion.

>>85383569
>two genders
>two towers
All makes sense now.

>>85388099
This nigga hording up all the luck I mean come on. Leave some for the rest of us.

i remember pre-2001, one of my friends had gone on vacation in america and bought a butterfly knife there and played around with it during flight with no one giving a shit about it

>>85391523
He sued the airlines for 12 billion too, but didn't get as much as he wanted, so he's suing them again right now.

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>>85382355
the fuck

>>85391833
>mfw ameriCANT'S handle the banter.

what about this:

https://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20010911-3

https://www.planespotters.net/airframe/Boeing/757/24489/N613AA-Jet-Midwest-Group

>>85391796

all those billions for an initial investment of around 100 million! he sure is one lucky larry

>>85391862
where is your face lad

>>85382355
>movie about 9/11 in 2017

fucking christ, get over it, americucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPWgodul_E

>>85390716
Yeah, why would anyone even bother insuring the world trade center? It's not as if it had ever been the target of an attack before.

>>85382355
>survive 9/11
>still have aids

>>85388099
>he thinks terrorism insurance is somehow a smoking gun when there was literally an attempted bombing of the towers a decade earlier
truthers, not even once

>>85384619
>>85384423
you're fucking retarded m8. Get the fuck out of your cult.

summer was a mistake

>>85392164
nah, he's gonna die, there was only one survivor and he curled up in the stairs

I wouldn't mind if sheen made a comeback to be honest

>>85392377

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcZHSGyos6g

>>85382616
Jetsam

Who did they cast as Lucky Larry?

>>85388099
fake news

>>85392412
T. Achmed from 71st Street

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i don't even

>>85392054
What luck that he did it only a month before the attack, again, avoiding extremely expensive repair costs!

>>85385896
Interesting.

>>85394000
Look dude, it's just a coincidence!

>Larry, his son, and daughter all survived
He really deserves his name Lucky Larry

>>85386368
non-zionist joos are not real joos tho so says ((them))

>>85393848
t. Romeo from Stonewall Inn

There certainly are a lot of coincidences on this day! Oh well, what me worry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>85382355
Jesus, America. This is becoming MUH 6 MILLIONS tier.

>>85386354
Same here, I've just embraced it as a more stupid and less offensive way to call somebody a faggot

>>85384561
Is..is that Aidan Gillen?

>>85394515
It's a comedy though. You don't see jews making a holocaust comedy

>in theaters september 8th
Why not september 11th?

>>85384561
They cost $30 because a vendor license in New York is $250,000. These guys barely even break even. The hotdogs are pretty fucking good though, they usually aren't just Oscar Mayer on classic white.

>>85385484
For a moment I thought they were doing a remake of the animated film. Thank god it was just some bad horror flick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb-pX7sIjFY

>>85385511
>>85386382
>jews all work together for the same objective
Tell that to the people dying in Auschwitz cabins funded by Wall Street jews.
Rich jews don't give a fuck about poor jews any more than rich niggers or rich white give a fuck about their kin.

>>85394767
That's a Monday

>all these antisemite /pol/tards coming out of the woodwork
>hurr durr jews did 9/11

kys

in this war against mudslimes, never forget that we're allies

>>85387057
His reptilian camouflage was wearing off

>>85394830
>vendor license
what the fuck? I thought America was the land of the free? Whatever happened to the free market?

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>>85382355
It's a bunch of comedians. Who thought this would be a good idea?

Urgh I hate it when trailers spoil the whole movie. Now there's no point watching it cos I know what happens

>>85395399
it's because there's a cap on the amount of vendor licenses that can be issued, every 5 years they're put up for auction and the city usually ends up making ~10 million dollars in total. An egregious offense to free market capitalism to be sure, but then again do you really want every inch of sidewalk to be occupied by some food cart?

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>>85382355
They made a fucking 9/11 bottle movie? They got like three sets! lmao!! This shit looks like a lifetime film!

Cast

Charlie Sheen as Jeffrey Cage[1]
Whoopi Goldberg as Metzie
Gina Gershon as Eve
Luis Guzmán as Eddie
Wood Harris as Michael
Olga Fonda as Tina
Jacqueline Bisset as Diane
Bruce Davison as Monohan
Faune A. Chambers as Holly
Jim Schultz as Serge[2]
Whitney Avalon as Nicki


Plot
A group of 5 people find themselves trapped in an elevator in the North Tower of the World Trade Center during the September 11 attacks in 2001. They work together, never giving up hope, to try to escape before the unthinkable happens.

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>>85395169
This nigga gets it. It isn't "The Jews" just becausw many of the global elite are Jewish. Plenty of Jews getting used by them as well. It is not even like the Jews are one people. They fight among themselves and use plenty of their own people.

>>85396184
>They didn't cast Lucky Larry
We could have had scenes of Larry being smug juxtapositioned with these dead fools in the elevator

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>>85396336
plus you also have the Saudis, who are working with the Israelis even though they hate each other because they love power more

>>85386723
To be fair, this is set during the events, no-one knew who dun it then

>>85395324
I dont think that "the jews" did 911,
but I do think Mossad and the CIA could have been pulling the strings on those Muslim terrorists

>>85396499
>To be fair
you don't belong here

>>85382355
Still a better production than the real thing

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>based on actual events

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>>85382355
>based on actual events

>>85382355
>make thread about this yesterday
>0 replies
>someone makes thread today
>over 200
Fuck my life I just wanted one (you).

In all seriousness, no trolling or memeing here, what DID they mean when they said "based on actual events"? Do they think people aren't aware of 9/11?

>>85398498
it means that it takes place during a real event but the things that are happening on the screen doesn't necessarily have to be realistic

>title implies tragedy
>cast implies comedy

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>>85399346

>>85382355

Does it have some Cabin in the Woods-tier twist? Because if it's "serious" then it's probably one of the worst things I have ever seen.

>>85383569
Who is this qt

>>85395399
>dude why can't I sell poison and do business in a public space?

>>85398498

I'm guessing that's in there to try and trick dummies into thinking that the elevator plot is real, but if you pressed them on it they'd just say "well of course 9/11 was based on real events, sillies!"

I know this is not a comedy but the very fact that it exists is making me laugh. Maybe that's the joke they were going for.

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>>85396184

NO ONE ESCAPED THE ELEVATORS IN THE NORTH TOWER REEEEEEEEE

>>85398498

because, unlike in real life, planes will hit the towers

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>>85382355
>9/11
>AIDS
pure pottery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R86cZ46UUI8
Was it kino?

>>85400269
Was it Autism?

>>85392863
I dunno, but it sure as fuck should be Larry David.

>>85382978
>Fascist usa

If only leftyfaggot

>>85382355
Best movie announcement of the year next to Best F(r)iends.

sneak preview of the opening scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yun7WpMGfNE

>>85382355
Looks like Sheen-kino is back on the menu, boys!

>>85382355
Can't wait for the sequel

embarrassing

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Too soon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMelyTvPoUs&feature=youtu.be

Looks like shit. Luis Guzman probably took all the money. Fucking supporting actors superstars.

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the jew gold is exspansive with this one.
I hope they all die in filming.

>>85388556
He strangely bought the building less than 2 months before the attacks and that building didn't switched hands in 30 years! He had his office at the 88th floor. He would have stood absolutely zero chance if he was there during the attack. Strangely, his son and daughter who worked with him survived too and they were never interviewed. Extremely discreet people, I dare you to find any info on them.

>>85392377
Like you said it happenned a decade earlier yet the previous owners didn't bother suscribe to a terrorist attack insurance. Was Larry aware that there was an imminent attack? It sounds like it. He was so confident, he insured both towers separately to be sure he was getting the jackpot.

they probably couldn't get any other actors since it's a pretty controversial event and the more experienced actors steered clear from it

>>85401822
or he knew about the previous attack and bought terrorist insurance just in case it would happen again
his son and daughter was probably just fucking each other and pretended to be stuck in traffic
as for Iarry himself he was probably just sick something that happens to a lot of people frequently all over the world at any given time

whatever happened to the mossad agents who were seen dancing and taking pictures of the event, later arrested and immediately deported?

>>85396504
no, muslims have been an enemy to the west for 1300 years. i don't think they were pulling the strings, i just think they allowed their plan to happen. maybe they discovered the plot then made sure it was carried out

>>85382355
Kinda disappointed I thought this was going to be about 9/11 being an inside job like Sheen has stated multiple times.

>>85399929
McDonalds has been doing it for decades...

>>85396504
And how did the terrorists bring down WTC7 without smashing a plane into it?

>>85386460
You realize you need to stfu before I break your back and then fuck you up the ass right?

>>85402772
gotham is 120 years older than batman and word dates back to medieval england and meant "goat's town"
it's also the name of a small village in nottinghamshire, england
but new york got the name after the story of the wise men from gotham, where the people of the town pretended to be crazy, after they found out that they were going to be visited by the king, just so he wouldn't visit

>>85403259
I don't give a shit STFU already you stupid fucking nerd christ.

>>85395324

>t. Rabbi Shekelberg

>>85385343
>with comedy actors
All the actors in this movie have done both comedic and dramatic roles.

>>85395831
YES

>>85403616
only one i know of is whoopie who was a bartender in tng

>>85404542

>I share a board with people who have never heard of Ghost

She won an Oscar ffs

>amerilards STILL not over it
holy fuck

>>85404631
wasn't that a comedic role?

>>85404631
>She won an Oscar
so what?

>>85401994
whos paying you kike

>>85382459
I heard he tried to cash in the insurance twice, kikes are inhuman

>>85385343
Someone in full control of their mental faculties who pays to see this movie is someone who deserves to have their money taken away.

Want to stop the flood of shit movies? Stop making them profitable.

>>85404631
Ghost is kind of a cluster fuck.

>>85382355
Is it a sequel to Wall Street and Ghost?

>>85384561
Bane?

>>85396499
Only uneducated americunts didn't know who did it.
I was 10 years old and I knew.
But then again I was son of a military and living in the Middle East.
So maybe I was more sensitive to the subject...

>>85406982
>But then again I was son of a military and living in the Middle East.
>So maybe I was more sensitive to the subject...
Yeah, if the subject was being Emo.

>>85407358
Think twice before making a joke this dumb again.

>>85406982
>son of a military
dad i am military

>>85382355
JET FUEL

>>85382355
aw man, I thought it was hot shots! 3

>>85384590
liberals and atheists have higher IQs than conservatives and religious people, look it up. Ask yourself what attracts stupid people to sandnigger fairy tales and cutting taxes for millionaires

>>85382355
Lmfao. Jews pushing for tension against muslims. Come on how can you fucking people pretend /pol/ is ever wrong about anything?

>>85385511
If conservatives dislike corporatism and jews why do they vote for the party that wants to deregulate the banks, cut corporate taxes as much as possible, liberalize the global economy as much as possible, and prevent limits from being imposed on campaign financing and donations? All while arming and supporting Isrsel? Are you just really fucking stupid?

>>85382355
>we only have an elevator set and a control room set, and we can only afford has been actors, what kind of movie should we make?
>say no more

>>85382355
Is this the return of 9/11 kino?

>>85408166
thanks for your dumb offtopic garbage in response to a 10 hour old post. try not to be so easily triggered in the future.

>whoopi changed her name to goldberg to fit in with all the jews in hollywood

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>>85382355
I-I thought this was a joke trailer, but its a real movie, holy fuck this looks horrible.

A whole movie in an elevator or at her work station, just fuck my shit up senpai, how much was that 200 million dollars?

Fucking westerners I swear!

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>>85394148
We have plenty of those coincidences in my country too, what a coincidence!!!!

>>85382355
Reminds me of that M Night Shamalong movie that sucked ass.
>inb4 which one?

>>85405551
No he cashed it in, successfully, three times and has sued twice for more.

>>85387136
Is that Shia Labeauf's muslim brother?

>>85385896
If they hint at alternative truths during the film or the security guard or something suggests an inside job it will actually ascend to kino.

Also lmao this is an actual bottle movie, the audacity

>they say, it's not the aids that kills you

>>85399905
Mel C aka Sporty Spice from the Spice Girls

>>85403288
>>85402772
This guy is a prick

>>85384619
yeah, all that ash and rubble really added $25 of extra flavor to the hot dog

Watch out for that plane, Whoopsie!

>>85409287
not an argument friend

>>85399905

>he didn't watch this video on tv whenever it showed
>he didn't fantasise about love all day thinking of this song
>he wasn't 14 in 1996

Fucking hell.

>>85408304
>Are you just really fucking stupid?
These people think there was a satanic pedo dungeon used by billionaires underneath a pizzeria because of their own familiarity with child porn terms like "cheese pizza". They literally invent global conspiracies through their own disturbed projections. Of course they're braindead morons.

>>85413271
my cousin was sexy af tho. you should talk

>Charlie Sheen gets out of the elevator, brought out by firefighters
>"Well that was a bunch of bullshit."
>Laugh track plays
>He lights a cigarette
>"You guys got any coke?"
>Firefighters shake their heads
>"Fuck, I haven't gotten laid in hours"
>Laugh track plays
>Charlie sheen starts walking away from the rubble and dust of the world trade center
>menmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmen MEN!

>A 9/11 movie starting whoopi goldberg and charlie sheen

There's no year in which there isn't the worst movie idea ever pitched. It'd be retarded in 2002, and it's retarded in 2017

And we live in such a fucked up world now, this actually got made. It will actually be in THEATERS

>>85390950
>i thought charlie sheen was a 911 truther? why would he do this?

Money.

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BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS

>>85413767
>9/11/2001 was 24 years ago

>>85413920
>X was X years ago
This meme will always be fucking retarded

>>85400269
>Makes sure to match the lyric "fall" with actual falling, multiple times
>Doesnt do this for every word

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85382571
Alex Jones basically ruined Sheen's career by heavily duping Sheen into saying crazy shit on his radio show from 2005-2008 on.

>>85413967
>this meme was fucking retarded ∞ years ago

>>85394570
>That jumper didn't fly so good

>>85413246
why did you have to resurrect these feels in me anon?

>>85382355
At least they didn't spoil the ending in the trailer.

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>>85384507

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>>85401994

>>85387167
It does need talking about. Islam is the only religion that has these issues. No says get rid of all the hindus

>>85382355

>Start watching expecting get a few laughs out of this
>It admittedly gets a few chuckles out of me
>Suddenly realize that Avon Barksdale is a weird hipster thug in this shit movie
>laughter ceases immediately

Jesus fucking Christ man what happened.