/got/ general

>>85379847
>For as yet unclear reasons, Euron is also capturing priests from all of the world's religions and holding them prisoner aboard the Silence, torturing them. From a preview chapter from the sixth novel, Euron apparently attempts to use them all as human sacrifices in a mass ritual which will usher him is as a dark messiah of sorts for whatever dark powers he may or may not be in league with. Euron manages to capture his own brother Aeron Greyjoy right after the Kingsmoot and hold him prisoner about the Silence as it advances south to Oldtown, during which time he force-feeds him Shade of the evening, giving Aeron a distorted, psychedelic vision of what Euron intends, part of which involves Euron seated on the Iron Throne, with a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire at his side, and the gods of every religion impaled on the throne's spikes.

Euron is the messiah of the drowned god!

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>"Rickon isn't it?"
>"Dickon!"
>"That's it"

Guys, I hope you realize this was a direct mention of /got/. Rickon and Dickon is a /got/ meme that is used NOWHERE ELSE on the Internet. We invented it.

D&D have no reason to make Jaime mention the name Rickon randomly, out of nowhere, in that convo except to wink at us.

Finally proof that they are reading /got/. Feels weird man.

>"'That's not you' is a direct reference to what Arya herself said to her father when her father painted this picture for her of the life she could have as a lady of a castle and marrying some lord and wearing a nice frilly dress," said Weiss. "Arya's not domesticated, and it makes total sense that her wolf wouldn't be either. Once the wolf walks away, at first she's heartbroken to have come this close, and then she realizes the wolf is doing exactly what she would do if she were that wolf."

>Noted Benioff, "This scene hearkens back to Season 1. ... When she finally finds Nymeria again, or Nymeria finds her, and she of course wants her to come back home with her and be her loyal companion again, but Nymeria's found her own life."

Well shit, D&D are smarter than they seem

Just fucking kill Yara already

Nobody fucking dies any more, it's the last season get to fucking killing

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>>85379864
How are they going to kill him off lads?

>>85379880
Hate to burst your bubble anon, but it's a Reddit meme

It was a pat on the back to their hardcore fans there

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>*record scratch*
>you're probably wondering how I got into this situation,huh?

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Biggest theory coming through

Are they leading up to Jon and Dany's baby being Azor Ahai or something? That'll be the lamest shit ever

>>85379851

Lesbians don't exist. They're just women that were traumatized in a way that makes it too difficult for them to be intimate with men. That's why their domestic violence rates are huge and their divorce rates are huge anywhere that recognizes their marriages long enough that we have stats.

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''I'm leaving the north in good hands.'' says Jon as he looks at Sansa.
''Whose?'' asked Sansa.
''Lady Mormonts.'' shouts Jon as she stands up and smiles, Lord Glover nodding at her.

How angry would /got/ be if this happened?

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2 swords are cooler than one, Dabid.

>>85379880
>Rickon
He said Rickard tho.

>>85379909
Truly disgusting. I was here when anon first posted it, don't you dare mention reddit in the same sentence.

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>>85379900
first for based euron snake slayer

>>85379882
If you didn't know that without needing D&D's explanation then you are exactly the type of stupid normie that this show has been dumbed down to entertain.

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She made it to Dorne, guys.

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Why do the, HOW do the writers write easily the most convoluted, plot hole filled, contradictory TV-show of the past years?

It's achievement of a kind I guess.

Most of the stuff at the bottom part of the image makes more sense than the plotlines and decisions so far

I mean 5 minute sex sceneb etween two irrelevant side characters is more important than Victarion? new Lord Commander of NW?

>>85379880
>rickon
He said ''rickard'' dumbass. Go rewatch the scene. They don't know about /got/ existance dumbass.

>>85379930
My happiness about Sansa being absolutely BTFO would be greater than my anger about mememormont being praised&leading.

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>>85379889
They are gonna kill Euron and save Yara because muh grill powwar

>>85379900
theon will kill him.

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>>85379956
I've got another one of these

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puusi is live

>>85379962
ok dumbass, you sure dumbass, how about no dumbass

Only Vale and Grejoys are lead by males. One of which is a retard and Euron is a usurper.

What happened? How can great houses in a feudal society go extinct so fast? That wasn't true even when black plague ran through Europe and it was destructive as anything.

What's the point in zombie giants? Fire cancels out walker magic, they're massive targets, if a single giant gets a single kill, if he even makes it to the frontline without getting peppered with arrow d&d are idiots

>>85379989
Not for long

>>85379950
>how dare you not remember that one inconsequential line from that episode 6 years ago

>>85379847
Why would Stannis attack King's Landing via Blackwater Bay? How was his army going to scale those rocks? No wonder the fucking retard lost.

AMAZON 1080P WEB-DL here.

Request webms of scenes that haven't been requested yet.

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>>85379913
Can confirm Stannis and Jon autists were the same. I posted Briennes from time to time but there was at least one other.
Makes me feel all nostalgic tbqh.

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Petplay next episode?

/ourguy/ killing roasties.

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Black women are superior

>>85379989
she gettin tentacled

>>85379989
Quite literally 200 times more attractive with longer hair. How is this possible?

>>85380010
oh yeah the best

>>85380016
That's white in america.

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Can we all agree that Euron is /our guy/ now
>BTFO strong independant womyn
>doesnt afraid of anything
>/fa/ as fuck
>Wields a fucking battleaxe
>Made the little bitch nigga jump ship just from looking at him
>builds a 1000 ships in like a month with no wood

>>85380016
>CGI boobs

We've seen her tits already, these ae obviously no them

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first for wheeleesi

>>85380016

I gotta admit those are some lovely mammaries

>>85380026
>Iron Islands

The ships are made of metal anon

>>85380023
>in america.
maybe i should go there and show them real white

>>85379880
Is that Billy fucking Bones?!

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Is the Casterly Rock like the Philosopher's Stone?

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>>85380016
>dark white skin
>black women

No

>>85380026
His great big cock is all the 'wood' he needs

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>>85379995
Why not? They don't seem to give a fuck who they take. It's not like the giants have a greater rank or something.

>>85380016
>5 minutes of drama between two cardboard's is more important than Tyrion's scenes in Dany arc, Varys' scenes in Dany arc, new Lord Commander's scenes etc.

Wev.

>>85379995
foreshadowing for zombie dragon

>>85380049
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_of_Scone

>>85380016
face structure says she's mostly white. she wont be accepted by her "sistas"

>>85380043
yes

>>85380010
>that crowd cheering

"TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! This random pirate I know nothing about has captured this other pirate I know nothing about and he's bringing her to the girl who blew up the Vatican!" - every peasant in Kingslanding

>>85380010
i'm so gonna jerk of to this shit

>>85380001
He attacked the mudgate

Did you not watch the fucking show

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So beuttiful Salsa.

What I didn't like about the greyjoy battle was how greyjoy men are attacking other greyjoy men, surely some of them would recognize each other
>Raises axe
>''Phil, is that you?''
>''Hey dude hows the kids.''

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>your face Darkstar will appear next episode and save that dumb Martell whore

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>>85379989
>BASED D&D kept the cute sand snek alive so that everyone can see Euron repeatedly rape her and mind break her into his submissive sand slut

muh dick when he cuts out her tongue

>>85380091
"fuck yeah the queen will be so happy she won't blow us up today"

t. peasants

>>85380016
any shot of her pussy? I think we saw some bush real quick but maybe I just fell asleep and dreamed it.

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>>85380091

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>>85380072
everything about here that is non-white is what makes her beautiful, she could be darker

>>85380026
singlehandedly saved the episode

>>85380109
They know they have to pay the iron price anon

>>85380091
Plebs love violence tho.

ausfag who just caught up on the episode here
did I miss anything by skipping every scene with sandra and quasimodo's face in it?
also
>mfw jaime knows about the gay emperors of essos
>tfw they never cut victarion, just changed his name

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shouldnt her spear be covered in poison?

I legitimately did not have a problem with all the empowered womyn stuff until this episode. When the entire table of Danny's war council was basically a bunch of women leaders and she didn't bother questioning the sanity of a child poisoner it was so goddamn blatant. At least with bear loli, it's a cute little subversion. Not just a bunch of womyn discussing how you should ignore the advice of men.

Also every hand in the show has shown to provide excellent advice. Even Littlefinger tried to get Ned to stop snooping.

>>85380123
here >>85380132

>>85379930
kek/10

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>>85380026
if the actor wasn't such a charismva vacuum maybe then

NW+Hound Gang scenes are my favorites of the two episodes.

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>>85380064
>t. My dick does not work and I can't grasp the concept of romance and don't see the point in fleshing out a character so they have more impact when they die or suffer. I am sociopath .

>>85380109
They knew what would happen if they joined the noballsbrigade

>>85380150
>Not just a bunch of womyn discussing how you should ignore the advice of men.
She gave Daenerys the same advice that Tywin gave Tommen

>>85380109
i didn't like how they used a ram and then didn't pull back to let the water flood in
not like they could cause they didn't have rowers for some reason

>>85380043
>>85380083
They recasted former Dickon because he was a small-sized jovial fellow.

Doesn't look "patriarchy" enough to get smashed by the feminist legions.

So they recast him with a 6'4 beast to make the venomous dykes at burlington clap their fingers when he's burned alive.

>Theon runs and jumps off the ship

Okay that was actually funny as hell.

>>85380188
Says the faggot posting gay shit

>>85380016
>black

>>85380200
and look where the fuck Tommen ended up

>>85380217
PTSD from his time with the Boltons

>>85380112
it's gonna be bronn because bad poosey

>>85380220
>when Americans post
hey mongrel

>>85380051
The top line is extremely obviously shooped.

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Feminism BTFO

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Reminder that R+L=J will not be book canon. Reminder the true book canon is R+L=D.

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>>85380146
Does poison last forever and was the anticipating an attack? This guy did not play pre shit WOW.

>>85380223
He killed himself, can't really put blame on Tywin for that.

>>85380188
>literaly whos romancing will make me like them more
fuck off

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>>85380112
>tfw he shows up, hangs around just long enough for them to start getting wet over him, then leaves

>>85380254
just stop posting Preston

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>>85379800
cont.

Mylod continues:

"now, that's not the end of the scheduling issues we had. The episode wasn't done on time because our CGI team had some production issues.
Here a little insight on the technical background of CGI. Usually you have one or several CGI artists that create a model of an existing character. Usually we use them for battle scenes or to enhance certain colors and textures. For Kit Harrington we used some CGI to touch up his eyes to make them shimmer and fade in his death scene in season 5. But it's usually very rudimentary CGI, we only need fully detailed models of animals, creatures or buildings. Now the reason the editing staff wasn't able to put together the scene was because the CGI model of Maisie was mislabeled. I'm not an expert on how CGI gets applied to a scene but basically in the software the editors are using there are files stored by our CGI artists. So for example, if you want to put a castle or a tower in the background of a scene there are CGI models you can use by searching for tower 1 or tower 2 etc. When they searched for "Maisie Williams" or "Arya" they couldn't find her CGI model, only a model of her sword needle under "Arya Sword". So we had to contact the CGI artist that we contracted to do the model for us to find out where he stored the model. Now usually that's just a phone call but he was on a roadtrip in south africa at the time and we just couldn't get a hold of him until we managed to contact him 2 weeks later. There was a little bit of confusion at first but eventually we figured out that the Maisie William model wasn't labeled "Maisie William" or "Arya" but "troll_north". He accidentally listed her model under the creatures and monsters tab where no one could find her. We have hundreds of creatures and monster models so no one ever thought about the possibility that it was mislabeled and put into the wrong tab."

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>sorry, but I'm not getting killed for a dyke, even if she's my sister

>>85380264
What a silly little crown

>>85380229
Something like that.

In the books Theon's arc, in the newer books, was my favorite arc. He wasn't bad last season in the show either (well, in the sense that out of this tragedy his had some quality in it imho).

>>85380217
makes sense I'd rather drown that go back in a prison for who knows how long.

also I'd rather drown than die trying to save my idiot sister.

>they didn't even rape Ellaria
fuck that

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>>85380218
Thats a girl. Don't do this to me.

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>>85379847
where do the rich people live?

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>No Darkstar
FUCK YOU HBO. D&D ARE HACKS.

>>85380288
it has a y chromosome, sorry anon

>>85380303
What kind of gay ass name is Darkstar?

So basically
>one dragon is killed and risen by the GOAT King
>one dragon will be killed with a ballista
>the last one will die fighting the undead dragon
It's pretty obvious

>>85380280
what do you use to make webms?

>>85380143
>tfw they never cut victarion, just changed his name
This makes more sense when you look at it this way desu.
Show Euron is a merge, like 90% Victarion and 10% Euron.

Also Yara is like 50% Asha and 50% Victarion.

>tfw D&D didn't just cast Victarion, they cast 1.4 VICTARION over 2 characters

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>>85380310
When did shit become a /skate/ thread?

>>85380320
The ballista won't kill a dragon

Dany will ride one and tyrion the other in the final battle

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>>85380263
>t- I have never experienced romance and I can not connect to my basic human feeling.

>>85380243
t. CNN intern

>>85380310
Men call him Darkstar, because he is of the night.

>>85380320
i'dd disagree but then i remembered that cgi costs money so this probably another instance of DABID
that said , maybe the ballista will wound the dragon that ends up getting WIGHT-ED dot com

>>85380330
I wish they had cast someone with charisma to play Vicron.

>>85380297
North of Flea Bottom.

>>85380323
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

>>85380297
_ ____ __ ____ ____ _____

>>85380188
sauce?

>>85380344
All we can hope for is that the ballista shot misses its mark and turns dany's insides into paste.

has euron single handedly made this show great again?

>>85380260
>pre shit WOW
but there was no WoW before vanilla

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ITS JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR

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>dude I totally wanna fuck your sister lmao, have fun on that shitty rock while I keep her company

what was his endgame?

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What are they gonna do now that the stolen Ironbaby fleet got wrecked and no army of Dorne will support the siege?

>>85380310
he is litterly the first edgelord

>building a massive fleet in a month
>doing it on an island with no trees
>tracking down an entire fleet without the other fleet knowing about your existence
>managing to assemble said fleet next to another fleet without anyone noticing, with flaming projectiles and all
>owning a bunch of massive Ship of the Line-type ships to raid a bunch of inland seas, instead of having quicker galleys

It sure is mentally handicapped writing around here.

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>be glad based Hotpie has a cameo
>and then this line

>>85380403
to find out why Jon wears the mask

>>85380404
good, dany was getting too OP

>>85380403
to serve his only purpose, IE proving how smart/capable other characters are by acting like a retard

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>>85380393

>>85380385
no, he's edgelord shit

are we just ignoring that he was stabbed like 5 times in that battle and just fucked off afterwards? He's a reddit-tier plot device

>>85380403
how can northern bois even compete?

>>85380393
so he just sits there with all those candles just dripping on him? really?

>>85380404
Attack with Dothraki.

The real question is why they sailed from the Eastern side to Dragonstone just to sail back to Casterly Rock/Lannisport. Basic geography fails.

>>85380418
Hot pie and Arya confirmed wardens of the north in the end

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>>85380412
>Hating /our guy/

>>85380016
Not even her tits could redeem that completely pointless scene.

Am I the only one thinking this show became real shite?

Jesus christ the dialogue went to shit in this episode. The entire scene with niggress explaining how high valyrian didn't use a gendered pronoun for that word to bash you over the head with "WELL IT COULD ACTUALLY BE DANY YOU KNOW"

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>>85380453
bitrate matters more than resolution when the limit is so low at 3mb

>>85380310
George is a cheesy writer.

>>85380453
I can watch this looped all day long and won't get bored. Not even memeing.

>>85380280
Euron's reaction was my reaction too.

>>85380468
Yes, we all love the show here.

>>85379943
i love how choreographed it looked. i know this was by mistake, but like she looks like a person who has taken karate for 10 years but never been in an actual fight. like she does her autistic spin move and slashes with the dagger but it can't pen his armor and he just fucking clocks her in the face.

>using a whip for combat

you have no idea how long ive been waiting for her to die, i am still mad we didn't get to see the indoor 1v1 between her and prince Tristan. the only reason the other sister killed him was because they probably realized that a whip could never beat a rapier.

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>>85380412
>tracking down an entire fleet without the other fleet knowing about your existence
Euron has magic.
>managing to assemble said fleet next to another fleet without anyone noticing, with flaming projectiles and all
Euron has magic.

>>85380468
How fucking new are you? It's been shit for years, if anything the last 2 episodes have been slightly less shit than usual

>>85380453
Why do we hate the sneks?

I genuinely don't remember seeing them before. But I also stopped giving a fuck for a hot second and didn't watch a large part of season 5 or 6

>>85380393
>>85380437
was Stannis autistic?

>>85380482
That's why I mentioned both res and bitrate, idiot.

>>85380404
Just siege it with the unsullied while waiting for the Dorne troops to march North?

If Euron had actually been smart he'd have taken out the fleet while it was transporting troops. That's what I immediately thought was gonna happen when they brought up the retarded idea of shipping unsullied and Dothraki to the other side of the continent to besiege Casterly Rock.

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>>85380432
DELETE

>>85380468
are you new to these threads or what?

>>85379911
>>85379900
What the hell? How did he left a fully grown armored woman like that?

>>85380490
No I like it, because it's fun.

But the plot makes no sense. Some characters are poorly characterized now (Arya, Tyrion...). Some scenes are boring or pointless.
Dialogues went downhill..

>>85379847
I just need to know one thing: PRESTON WHEN

>>85380468
It has been shit with some good scenes after S1 ended.

>>85380529
SURAJ WHEN

>>85380003
sand snek dead hanging of the bow

>>85380497
>knows to call them sneks
>has never seen them before
What?

>>85380504
The entire reason why they wanted Dornish and Tyrell troops was to show the other families that it's not foreigners besieging them but families of the seven Kingdoms.

>>85380497
>Why do we hate the sneks?

Because they are there simply to provide fanservice to feminists.

also they are terrible actors.

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>Sand snakes appear on screen
>"Gee I hope they die."
>Euron comes out of nowhere and kills them

I rate this episode a 2/3

>>85380524
Summerfag; please lurk more.

So.. Why does Jon hate/is wary of Littlefinger exactly?

he hasn't done or said anything that would sound suspicious to Jon's knowledge.

Jon is basically throwing an autism fit at the guy leading the army keeping the north. If he doesn't have such an hardon for Salsa he would just fuck off and leave the north with <1k men.

I know it's contrived as fuck and I know it's all just set up for extra fatleesi queen slay but holy fuck it was satisfying watching those dykes get BTFO

>>85380545
Yes, but the QUOTH told her to be a dragon so she will sperg and stop caring about public relations. They set it all up.

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>>85380453

It's beautiful...

>>85380574
pretty sure it's common knowledge that LF sold out ned

>>85380574
He would know that finger betrayed his father

>>85380574
Littlefinger betrayed his dad

>>85380552
Can you refer me to examples of the feminist snek behavior?

>>85380543
I'm a quick learner

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>>85380453

>2 fugly sisters ded
>snektits still alive

feels good man, she's qt

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>>85380468
Haha you guys think you are so unique. The show will go on with you.

>>85380545
Yeah, but they can't fucking do that now can they? What, you expect them to just fucking surrender because they can't use Dorne troops?

Since when is Euron such a good fighter? I'd imagine he was pretty competent, but Bronn and Jaime couldn't beat the Sands when they were all fresh. Euron beat two Sands, a bunch of randoms and Yara in one go, did he just acquire plot armour status? He has to be one of the best fighters in the world at this point.

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So is Euron actually the Drowned God?

>>85380565
What does it change if I'm new on that general? This show is getting shittier since season 3. And so far season 7 is the worst, characterization, dialogue and plot went into full retardedness.

>>85380453
looks like she got a good dickin she couldn't handle, he impaled her good

>>85380188
they are shitty characters to expand on though, no one cares.

>>85380606
>WEAK MEN WILL NEVER RULE DORNE AGAIN

>>85380602
>>85380603
>>85380604
no he fucking doesn't know that, then he'd be dead long ago

>>85380520
Are you joking? She wouldnt weigh that much with that crappy leather armor. People can lift cars with adrenline rushing through them.

how fucked would dany be without her dragons

>>85380653
You don't think Salsa might have mentioned it? Get real anon.

>>85380552

More like fanservice to all the guys who like femdom. It just looks like fan-service to feminists but they do nothing but make me diamonds.

>>85380636
>since season 3
lolno. It was already shit by then.

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>>85380636
>This show is getting shittier since season 2
ftfy
> season 7 is the worst, characterization, dialogue and plot went into full retardedness.
Yeah, and everybody agrees here. That's why I told you to fucking lurk more.

Any chance the cute sand snake is going to be raped next episode?

It's been way too long since the last rape scene.

>>85380627
They dont show it in the show but he is pretty much a demigod of the seas

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>>85380016
I was actually wondering if they would show his little stumpy. Kind of disappointed they weren't brave enough.

i like how jaime was looking at cersei when she said the mad king's daughter would do anything to take the throne

>>85380675
and how would she have known about it?

>>85380108
her double chin is showing, only hogpie would marry her now

>>85380610
You won't get to enjoy it long.

If you were a northerner, how would you pronounce Jon Snow? Is it Jon Sneeeu, or is pronounced Jone Snuhh, or it Jon Sssssnoo

>>85380687

Fair play then,

>>85380280
such a delicious "fuck this show" "fuck this thread" reaction.
Love it.

>>85380675
Sam didn't mention Rickon and Bran. And Sandra didn't mention to Vale army so uhm, we have no idea what Jon knows and what not.

>>85380627
This isn't power levels where one person will always win the other if they're a better fighter. Say if jaime and bronn had another fight with the snakes, it could go a different way, same as euron and 2 snakes. They just happened to lose this time and die so theres no round 2. The girls were also drunk and one of them used a whip for some very odd reason (script/cgi error?)

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>>85380669
Not much. She is a queen and she will slay.

>>85380347
what are you even talking about? if i dont give a shit about either characters watching them try and fuck with barely a cock between aint gonna make me care suddenly.

How about making them real people with actual characteristics? A sex scene isn't a very good substitute for character development

>>85380683
Didn't know. Will lurk.

>is the very first guy who attacks
>get stabbed a couple of times
>kills probably like a dozen other random pirates
>with a flimsy looking axe
>manages to overthrow Yara in 1v1 after all of that
>not basically "20 good men" level of retarded memery

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>>85380453
Look at this prick

>>85380485
Because you hate her? Because the moment itself is kinda shit

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Who /ironborn/ here?

Why didn't Yara just aim her sword at Euron when she jumped on him?

>>85380690
Seriously, we've had full cock-shots in random scenes before and in this very episode we had the gross-out shit with Jorah getting flayed and it cutting to food, but they shied away at showing a goddamn stump when the whole scene was about it?

>>85380418
I hope he turn into a wight by season 8

>>85380627
In the books he's basically a more rugged and more experienced version of oberyn. Oberyn traveled the world and fought with many merceneries and the unsullied thats why hes a great fighter, euron even more so. He was taking names, sailing the seas, surviving for years before he went back and killed balon.

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Really? Tyrion was cool with the Sneks when they killed Myrcella?

>>85380627
>But Bronn and Jaime couldn't beat the Sands when they were all fresh
Jaime has one hand. He is a scrub. Bronn fared better, but didn't have any armor (which Euron did). The fight was also happening on a boat, which is disorienting for landlubbers like the sneks, but perfect territory for someone like Euron. Also, the sneks had poisoned their weapons against Bronn, but didn't against Euron, because they weren't expecting a fight.
Finally, Euron is a seasoned fighter in his own regard, and possibly has magic (probably no magic in the show though).

>>85380743
I'd root for anything over Dany.

>>85380694
She was there

>>85380736
he gets stabbed?

>>85380753
Women subconsciously want to be dominated and raped.

Why does Tyrion make the plans for invasion instead of using someone who has plenty of military experience?
Surely they must have some brilliant military minds in their posse?

>>85380653
he needs his army, retard

pay attention

>>85380026
I loved when one of them kicked him and it did fucking nothing... and it actually did fucking nothing. Just great.

>>85380719
they didn't have money for the spiked stilettos she usually fights with

>>85380704
I'd pronounce it basterrrd.

>>85380773
wasn't she locked in her chambers?

>>85380765
turn your brain off and enjoy the powerful women shitlord

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the bridge part was pure kino

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Why don't Iron Born have a gigantic kraken that helps them sink ships?

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>>85380627
Environment matters, the Sand Sneks were using a fucking spear and a whip in a close quarters naval battle.

But Euron is canonically a brutal fucking madman. He'd have killed all Sand Sneks in a 4v1 on any terrain.

>>85380765
To be he seems scared to be his usual witty banter self and keeps eyeing at daenerys everytime before he speaks. Being hand of the queen is boring compared to his hand of the king scenes in s2.

>>85380785
right, so he knows that LF got his dad killed but has said and done literally nothing about it apart from getting pissed once and it has never been addressed once
right.

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>>85380733
>Two Slaves find love.
>Not tearing up
How long have you been dead inside anon?

>>85380765
>>85380792
I thought in this scene Tyrion was criticising the two of them for poisoning a little girl? Like what he says in that screencap was supposed to be a jab at them.

>>85380800
Why don't the Targaryens have giant dragons that help them burn castles?

>>85380690
This
Years of build up, they finally make a pointless and uninteresting scene for them, and they didn't have the god damn common courtesy to add a shot of No Worms CGI Ken Doll Crotch. It's bullshit. If your going to do fan service, might as well go all out.

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>That Nymeria scene

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>>85380701

>implying Bronn wont save her

>>85380636
Season 4 was the last good season.

What made GoT good was the political intrigue and mysteries, and the cast/characters were just better.

Tyrion basically doesn't do shit anymore
Tywin is dead
Cersei became lame
Jamie became lame
Bronn is gonn
Ned is ded
Arya's arc went too far. It was fun to watch her slowly become corrupted, now it's lame.
Joffrey is dead
Jon Snow has always been boring
Red wedding took out the interesting starks
Bran's arc is fucking retarded tier
Stannis is dead
Littlefinger stopped being interesting
Varys stopped being interesting
The red witch lady stopped being a focus
Ser Jorah disappeared

I could go on and on. Everything good about the show dies.

Like I get why that is, but they aren't replacing the dead good stuff with alive good stuff

>>85380797
Why didn't we get the scene where they lift that huge thing back up again?

>>85380627
>Bronn and Jaime couldn't beat the Sands

Jaime is a handless old man past his prime and Bronn is literally a cutthroat assassin usually hired to kill/assassinate unsuspecting lords who never leave their holds.

>>85380827
But they do, but Iron Born don't have a kraken.

>>85380831
Hated it when she died, loved her portrayal as a badass warrior of dawn. I hope tyene lives and gets justice.

>>85380824
thats exactly what he was doing

>>85380835
I entirely agree. You pinpointed what is wrong with it.

>>85380831
it wasn't nymeria retard

>that's not you

>>85380832
I want bronn to walk to her cell in the kings landing dungeons and call her an ugly cunt for revenge in s5.

>>85380627

Also Jaime is a duelist, he's not good against other weapon types, all of his training with his off-hand has been against swords. Euron just bashes shit in, doesn't matter what they're using though it was kind of over the top for him to catch the whip, literally no one knows how to fight against whips.

>>85380797
>ram ship below the waterline so that it'll start sinking
>then drop down a bridge so that the people on the sinking boat will have a good way of boarding your non-sinking ship

This is the best the ironbabbies have. Retards, the lot of them.

>>85380880
that's not you refers to it being nymeria but a nymeria that changed due to being abandoned

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>>85380829
I bet you could make a lot of money in the GoT universe by opening up a dildo factory. With the amount of eunuchs and lesbians, business would be booming.

>>85380880
Are you trolling? Of course it was. "That's not you" was a callback to S01 and means that Nymeria isn't made for staying with Arya all the time. There will be some Lupus ex machina later on tho.

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So dany had more chance in taking kings landing because Cersei had no balista against her dragons. It could have been over last episode
Her dragons are gonna have to burn the fuck out every balista anyway. Kings landing is gonna burn no matter what because Cersei would prefer to be dead than give the throne to yasqueen

>>85380845
Read the books

>>85380636
>>85380835
The grass was greener
The light was brighter
The taste was sweeter
The nights of wonder
With friends surrounded
The dawn mist glowing
The water flowing
The endless river
Forever and ever

You just got older and colder. You are dying. not the show.

>She's a queen. Only a king can convince her bla bla bla

Actually no. A king is literally THE WORST PERSON to treat with her. She doesn't come to Westeros to be "queen in the south". By going there as a king he's announcing himself her enemy before they even talk.

I mean on the show they'll be best buddies of course, but Jon had no reason to think a king would be a good idea to discuss with a queen who intend to take the whole continent.

>>85380835
the fact that characters liek dany act immoral (or amoral), and do stupid shit but the show doesn't "show it" is annoying

>>85380831
really?

>>85380896
>PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED

What did Yuon mean by this?

>>85380880

It was her dumbfuck

"that's not you" was a callback to a s1 line when Ned told her she was going to marry and she said "that's not me"

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I'm on team gauntlets

>basedgaunlets is azor ahai

>>85379911
This frame looks so ugly and forced by his face

>>85380916

Jon just wanted to see her face-to-face. Any king would if they hear she's the most beautiful woman in the world + the dragons.

How come no one questions that Euron wasn't even a point of discussion at Dany's war table.

>Uh but also we have our crazy fucking uncle with the entirety of the iron fleet we left behind chasing us, is this a problem?

>>85380916
He refuses to bend the knee, but she gets a whiff of his targ pheromones and instead of killing him, his defiance makes her want his dick

>>85380915
Your taste died long ago mate.

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>>85380896

They wanted to capture the Lord of Dorn alive. Of all the shit in this episode, this made sense.

Daenyrs not taking Kings Landing right away being the most fucking stupid.

No reason not to claim the city first, show her strengh Then demand the other lords bend the knee.

D&D are idiots.

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>>85380896

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>>85380900
>>85380907
>>85380927
baited for this EXACT reply

>>85380913
I'll wait until GRRM finishes everything, there's no bigger disappointed than an Author dying before finishing his work like Hi no Tori of Ozamu Tezuka.

Any historyfags know of any real events where our kings and queens met and discussed politics like this? I always thought they sent messages and envoys since they wouldn't trust each other, for instance Jon taking a 'risk' with daenerys since if he dies, westeros is fucked since he knows the most about the white walkers.

>>85380800
Because some knight on an island has the horn that calls krakens and they've never managed to steal it because they raid poor farmers, not castles.

>>85380916
>not just sending Davos
This shit triggers me.

>>85380916
His point was that monarchs are arrogant and she wouldn't accept some scrub underling as important enough to warrant her attention.

>>85380880
The line is symbolic of the fact that Arya can never have her old life back. She can't have the family she wants, and she can't have the old pet she used to have. She's too far gone to be a lady again, just like her wolf is too untamed to be a pet again.

>>85380961

10/10

>>85380880
Oh yeah it was just one of those other wolves 3 times the size of a normal wolf that you see all the time.

>>85379847
>season one reference so vague and retarded they had to come out and explain it
the series is fucking dead

>>85380972

see >>85380941

>>85380972
>risk
He trusts tyrion that's why he's going and knows it's not a trap.

>>85380961
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>85380961

>Jokes on you, i'm just pretending to be stupid

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>>85380540
Done.

Anybody get this impression when seeing this scene?

>>85380944

>hey please help us
>you need a fleet
>by the way a guy with a better fleet is trying to kill us

>>85380949
You are just getting old and salty. Just another sad old man.

>>85380973
>we will never get a giant Kaiju battle between Dragons, Kraken and Undead Dragons

>>85380880

You fucking mongoloid

>>85380979
instead she will accept some guy who pretends to half 'her' kingdom?

If he goes himself and it doesn't go well, she put him to the question. Do you renounce kingship, or do you go for a 1-way trip to a dragon's belly?

If he sends someone else, the worst she can really do is tell him "Bring my terms with Jon Snu, he's to renounce kingship if he wants my help".

>>85380916
>King going on with one person, Davos, to meet a bloodthiristy queen.

dabid?

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Was this necessary. I mean you killed them what's with the need to gruesomely display them like that?

D&D you fucks.

>>85381036
nigger this is a fantasy tv show, not real life

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>>85380961

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>>85381014
Will he sail into Kings Landing with a live Yara strapped to his prow?

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>>85380985
>>85381005
>>85381007
>>85381056

try not to get too flustered fellas

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Look at all these concern trolls begging for (you)s. HAHAHAHAA

Where is Ghost?

>>85381052
To drive the point home that they listened to the outcry of hate for those shit characters and that they're sorry

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>>85381036
>Do you renounce kingship, or do you go for a 1-way trip to a dragon's belly?
>not just laughing at her face and setting her stupid ass straight towards the imminent apocalypse

>jon and daenerys meeting
Will davos confront tyrion since tyrion killed his son?

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>>85381052
>Dumb fuck actually tries to use a whip as a weapon, on a ship

>>85381034
>>85380900
>>85380907
>remembering a callback to S1
I honestly think one of the D&D has been fucking Arya this whole time.

>ed sheerhan ''gift''
>so pretty hotpie moment
>so much fan service

>>85381052
Sandfags btfo
Bad pussy is gonna get mountained next week

>Yara's ships don't have watchmen

???

>>85381074
Winterfell Kennels

>>85381036
>I didn't want to be king but I accepted it because I want to protect the North.
They're setting up Jon kneeling to get the support of the dragons.

>>85381052
To send a message when they dock. (you)

>>85381046
>>85380916
The only thing more retarded than a king and his (adviser?) going to meet with an entitled queen on a powertrip, would be the queen, her hand and her top general to be the first to walk past the gate of a castle they landed on. Oh wait.

>>85381056
This works when the original anon is being a bit more subtly retarded but if it's that obvious it's still dumb to take the bait tbqh fampai

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This episode was a lot better than the shitshow of the first episode. Only 2 really stupid moments stood out to me.

>Dany somehow never confronted Varys about his loyalty until months after he entered her service
>"Lol the cure to greyscale was just cutting the icky part off and putting on some medicine all along, all of which is so simple an untrained amateur can do it why didn't anyone else think of this?"

And, yes, I know you all want to know about THE WINDS OF WINTER too. I've seen some truly weird reports about WOW on the internet of late, by 'journalists' who make their stories up out of whole cloth. I don't know which story is more absurd, the one that says the book is finished and I've been sitting on it for some nefarious reason, or the one that says I have no pages. Both 'reports' are equally false and equally moronic. I am still working on it, I am still months away (how many? good question), I still have good days and bad days, and that's all I care to say. Whether WINDS or the first volume of FIRE AND BLOOD will be the first to hit the bookstores is hard to say at this juncture, but I do think you will have a Westeros book from me in 2018... and who knows, maybe two. A boy can dream...


See you guys in 2020

>>85381067
>le ebin master bait
Summer is here.

>>85381088

I didn't think about this, how the fuck do you sneak attack a naval battle?

>>85380704
Snow
>.Northerner

>>85380959
>Despite its advantages, the boarding bridge had a serious drawback: it could not be used in rough seas since the stable connection of two working ships endangered each other's structure. Operating in rough seas, the device became useless and was abandoned.[1]

Gee, just imagine if they had been fighting at the open sea during a storm.

>>85381081
War is war

>>85381088
>night

>>85381103
The greyscale will grow back. The cure is dragonglass.

>>85381087
>sandrafags
I see a lot of people posting about tumblr tears, but I don't see people posting them.

>>85381086
I didn't even know it was a callback to S1, it just made sense within its own context

>>85381103
Obviously they're gonna do the proper cure next ep, sam was just prepping it. He'll have to make the antidote with crushed down dragon glass and apply it next episode.

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>>85381097
kek, its hilarious how retarded this show is.

>>85381081
nah his son died in a battle while at war
if anything davos blames himself

>>85381086

I didn't even remember the call back to season 1. The actual meaning was obvious to anyone with half a brain

>>85381095
I know what D&D are doing.
But what Jon is doing shouldn't only make sense if out-of-universe writers want/plan something. It should make sense in itself.

>>85381088
>Euron magic

>>85381017
all alone... dying of cancer...

>>85381103

Archmaester already said the procedure is risky, also the ease of the procedure is probably how Shireen got cured of it when diagnosed in the early stages.

>>85381103

We don't know what the medicine does. It might just be that the procedure isn't that difficult, but no one wants to perform it because there's a high chance of them getting infected while performing the surgery.

>>85381086
>remembering a callback to S1
Yeah, sorry for paying attention and remembering stuff. Also the scene made total sense without it being a call back. See:
>>85379882

>>85381140
Sam is stupid, why didn't he know jorah was jeors son?

>>85381103
>why didn't anyone else think of this?"
They did. They just don't do it because it's deemed too risky, moreso to the Maester than the patient.

>>85381103
First episode had Hound's Gang so it was better.

>>85381097
The dragons went in first, it was safe

>>85381096
The ship is abandoned and burning. It ain't gonna dock anywhere, They actually took time in the middle of a battle and on a burning ship to just make displays out of them. What the fuck. Euron has no reason to be that petty with them.

>>85381130
>>85381140

he said medicine already you stupid fucks god you people rae so fucking stupid it hurts

Theon will be back on land before fucking Gendry lands

>>85381156
No.

It's easier to "cure" on children because it's basically like chicken pox. It doesn't arm children as much as it does adults.

>be daeneeryous
>not on high alert while within striking distance of cersei's compound
>let your fleet get wrecked when you have fucking dragons
>nobody rings a bell or something to call for help

I'm so disgusted I'm not even angry

>>85381129

It wasn't pitch black. You would see sails silhouetted against the sky at least, nevermind blacking out stars and background objects.

>>85381192
No anon, you don't understand the cure is dragon glass

>show ends with Night King controlled dragon fighting Bran controlled dragon
Where can I put money on this?

>>85380979
But that's what all monarchs do, deal with underlings. They fucking have to, because to a monarch 99% of people are underlings and they can't fucking wait on all the other kings travelling to a meet-up spot before discussing things. There's literally no reason to think that a Queen wouldn't accept anyone except a King in their world.