isnt it a little weird that a grown man had a dog?

nice bait thread

at least is not a robot kek

>>85379377
I absolutely agree. Dogs are for fucking manchildren. Real men get a cat.

>>85379377
Yeah, it's a little embarassing. Pets are primarily for children to teach them responsibility and give them a companion. If you still have one as an adult you're a little behind.

>>85379377
Dogs won't let you down unlike women and cats. If you are a man and a cat person you probably grew up with a single mother.

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>>85379712
I agree, here's me with one of my schmookums, Mr Billyball. He's cooty wooty furball. I have ten others like him you won't believe the stuff we get up to some times.
>tips feather boa

>>85379794
>tfw this is actually true in my case

I feel a bit sad now and I dont know why.

>>85379377
catfags are cancer

kys catfag

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>4chan now hates cats

>>85379794
I've never met a male who had a cat and wasn't also a massive faggot.

>>85379892
It's ok anon...you never had a chance.

>>85379377
Fuck off Achmed

>>85379794
two guys I know, love cats and grew up with a single mother what the fuck

>>85380013
Impressive pic

>>85379377
>77
>nice
when he kills his dog, I laughed out loud. Hard. the expressions he's making were too much. also, it was his only friend so it was funny he killed it. people gasped and turned to look at me. fuck em.

>>85380021
>>85380191
Because no self respecting man will buy a cat. Only damaged people have cats. If you ever want to witness true sadness. Hang out in a pet food aisle and watch the sad sacks that buy cat food and litter.

>>85380294
You're trying either too hard or not even trying.

>>85380449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueR0lJzIxWo
watch his facial expressions and try not to laugh. it just came out without thinking about it. what I said is true.

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>>85380294
>>85380644

>>85380803
>will smith making faces like he's taking a dump while choking out a dog isn't funny
you would be one of the soccer moms that gasped I take it.

>>85380346
Having 1 parent/guardian doesn't make a person damaged.
>If you ever want to witness true sadness. Hang out in a pet food aisle and watch the sad sacks that buy cat food and litter.
I think its sadder that you watch people in the cat food isle to feel better about yourself.

>>85380968
buttblasted cat faggot detected

>>85379794
This.
It's fucking obvious how dogs are better.

>>85379794
>I am emotional like a girl

cats are independent , just like a man is

>>85380021
I've never met a male who had a dog and wasn't also a massive beta craving for affection.

>>85381219
Dogs are bros, you wouldn't understand.

>>85379794
Anon I like cats and my parents are happily married

>>85381295
Dogs are gross and STINKY and dumb, I hate them
Cats are qt, you wouldn't understand

>>85379712
real men don't have pets, but fuck a bitch and have children you dumbass

>>85380346
I'd wager hanging out in a pet food isle to watch people who buy cat food is sadder.

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would a cat wait 10 years for it's master? would it die waiting for it's master? dogs are god-tier bros

>>85382430
I can't respect any culture that doesn't have a place in the home for dogs.
How can any reasonable society consider them unfit companions? They are loyal to a fault.

>>85379377
Nope it helps you develop and maintain your socialising skills - empathy, commitment, love, respect, responsibility, etc. Important values to have if you want to interact with a world outside your mom's basement.

>>85381609
again, you don't understand brotherhood

>>85382949
You don't understand independence.

Normal people have human bros, they don't need to buy have feed them.

>>85382997
and*

>>85380294
Literal teenager

>>85382262
I'd wager your a cocksucker who never had a job in their teens.

>>85379794
I have both a cat and a dog, didn't have a single mother. Cats are a little easier for kids to take care of than dogs. It goes fish, rodent (hamster, guinea pig, gerbil, etc.), cat, dog. As you get older you're better able to take care of more difficult pets. 12-13 is the best age to get someone their first dog, preferably one that's easy to train and has a fairly long lifespan

>>85379794
Holy fuck this is so accurate.

So many faggot gen y have cats as well.

>>85382997
kek in a scale of 1 to 10, how sad you are right now

>>85380888
The dogs death itself subdued the hilarity of his face, Face it anon just fucking say it you're black

>>85379377
Fuck off Ahmed.

>>85380968
>Having 1 parent/guardian doesn't make a person damaged.
lol

>>85383104
not enough to need a dog's friendship/10

>>85379794
Single mom kid with cat reporting, feels bad, man. It's an outside cat though so all she does is kill mice and pests in the yard then come inside for petting, sleeping and food. My dog is an absolute faggot though I can't stand how he always needs attention

>>85382997
Normal people will betray you. Humans have motive. Dogs will love and protect you. I hope someone breaks in your house and your cat can alert you. Dogs are protection.

>>85383168
so much sadness in you then

>>85380021
>>85380346
god dammit. my cat was an injured stray that got up to my second story apartment and was at my door when i left for work. i still didn't let her in. she couldn't make it down the stairs so i left her there. i picked up cat food that night but she was gone so i was like eh whatever. she was back the next afternoon so i let her in. nobody ever put signs or posters up so i kept her.

>don't watch me while I shop creepo

>>85383199
Not him, but I am not a poorfag who lives in a shit tier neighborhood where houses get robbed (plus, mine has an alarm, just in case). If you desperately need a dog for protection, holy shit bro, please straight up your fucking life.

>>85381609

>qt

Yeah youre a fag

>>85383390
chill the fuck up dude

Uhm... I have a dog and a cat, and both pretty cool pets. While I do appreciate that my dog is also my bro, I also like that my cat is pretty independant and doesn't spend all day craving my attention.

>>85383441
I wish ESL people would just stay on their 3rd world websites

>>85383441
I am pretty chill.

Probably because I am not constantly in fear of savage vandals trying to break into my home with a dog as my only protection, which apparently is a problem you do have. Seriously man, get a job and move out of that ghetto, that's no way to live.

>>85383566
classic agressive behavior of a catfag, truly are cancer, why don't you go and lick your cat's ass and calm down

>>85383105
>getting emotionally involved with this piece of shit.

>>85383039
watch the scene of him choking the dog and tell me it isn't funny. you guys have no sense of humor. this movie was a shit fest from beginning to end. it had lots of funny scenes that were supposed to be dramatic. it was shit. fuck will smith's dog. it was a funny scene.

>>85383633

oh sorry, read this you too >>85383637

>have 0 personality or character so you let your pet define who you are
These are the real faggots.

>>85383637
Fuck you, Dopinder, try not to die of dysentery, I'll be calling Microsoft support later to scream at you

>>85383724
>Dopinder
>google
>deadpool

already knew it, catfag and manchild

lol

>>85383805
Yea man I'm sure your dog knows all the hottest outdoor shitting areas, I'm jealous

>>85381219
this

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Men love dogs like women love children

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>mfw three cats and grew up with pretty much a perfect family scenario

I'd consider myself quite successful too, and have a gf.

>>85379377
Is that a reddit meme?

>>85383390
I live in a five bedroom house with a pool. I don't even have to work anymore and I'm 31. Have fun at work today faggot.

I can appreciate cats but dogs are better no contest. All mammals are pretty cool though, I love how innocent and dumb dogs are, it gives me something simple and untainted to admire and care for.

>>85379712
Real men buy poodles

I fucking hate the global dog fetish so much. I swear to god dog owners would love to fuck their damn animals

my fb feed is full of "omg look at this amazing doggo" garbage and I don't even know why

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>>85379377
>>85382430
hello dogs!

>>85385345
>would love to fuck their damn animals
white girls fuck dogs

>>85380021
This. Men who own cats aren't likable or trustworthy. Bunch of fucking weirdos.

why are cat owners always such creepos

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>>85382262

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>>85380968

>all these fucking numales
DOGS SHOULD ONLY BE FOR PROTECTION (and hunting)

>>85379794
you guys are extremely insecure about your masculinity lol

>>85382430
you have abandonment issues we get it

>>85382430
you talk like a woman would talk bout her provider

>>85390004
this is some extreme projecting, jesus christ

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>>85379794
dogs and cat's are for faggots, real men have elephant pets

>>85390105
?

>>85380294
Holy shit this is good bait. You CAN'T be THAT autistic. You just can't.

>>85379794
>>85380021


its the fucking parasites they infest you with toxoplasma gondii, seriously look that shit up scary what it does to animals which means YOU FAGGOT

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>>85390154
this

>>85382231
>only correct post
Pets are useless, and it's always pathetic if you ask someone about their children and they say they have two dogs.
They are babies that will never grow up and ask for money.

However, because I have taste, I also realize that cats are superior to dogs.

>>85382231
>T.virgin that still put a vaginas on a pedestal

Top kek

This is a horrible thread.

>german shepard
A pitbull would have been more believable and funnier.

>Still Falling for the cat x dog rivalry

Have 6 dog and 4 cats and both livre fine...my sister have 4 cats and 4 dogs that lives total fine inside the house...you people are amateurs

>>85390877
>le /tv/ is for discussing film and television meme
go the fuck back jesus christ

>>85390147
at least I handle my problems straight on instead of just getting a little pupper to make me feel better about the shitty relationships in my life

>>85391086
I forgot, this board is for stale 5 year old baneposting memes.

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>>85379377

I have two dogs and a cat. Why choose only one?

>>85390154
>that nose

>>85391114
>think pets are just for emotional purposes

Fucking dumbass

>>85391114
what are you even on about? again, you're projecting

>>85391164
that's the penis

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>>85381219
>>85382997
>independent
>still need you to feed them and throw out their poop

>>85391182
>my dog can attack an intruder if he comes in
>my dog can detect my low-blood sugar it's so useful!!
you should honestly be purged if you need the assistance of a pet physically

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>>85390154
I wanna tug on that snoot! :3

>>85391369

Not if it's an outdoor cat. It will go shit in your neighbors garden.

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>>85390154
This

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>>85391415
>outdoor cats

Is there a worse meme? All they do is decimate local wildlife populations and breed all over the place.

>>85391403
fun fact, every single living being on earth loves belly rubs. Even fucking sharks.

>>85391301
the original post was about how faithful dogs are and people like that faithfulness because they don't find it in their own relationships aka abandonment issues

also PROJECTING PROJECTINGPROJECTINGPROJECTINGPROJECTINGPROJECTINGPROJECTINGPROJECTINGPROJECTINGPROJECTINGPROJECTINGPROJECTINGPROJECTING
gets annoying learn some fucking vocabulary or at least explain your thoughts thoroughly

>>85391369
That's not the point.

The cat is a bro living his own life, taking advantage of your kindness once in a while.
The dog is a fat tumblerina who would text you 24/7 even if you beat her.

>>85391648
again, projecting
plenty people love me and stand me near
I can't love a dog as well? seems like you have autism, sorry for giving you an aneurysm

>>85391655
>taking advantage of your kindness once in a while
You mean every single day. What's the point of having some lazy antisocial fuck in your house who just lounges around all day and eats all your food?

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>>85391626
there must be some hard-wired thing that connects all animals to their earliest ancestors, participating in belly-rub fests.

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>>85391626
>sharks

they're all just tsundere

>>85391791
What is the point of visiting a website where lazy antisocial fucks just lounge around all day?

>>85391948
They say funny shit and can appreciate good kino. Also, no money out of my pocket.