/got/ general

>>85377162
inb4 triggered tumblr shill triggered over our new /ourguy/

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First for D&D.

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first for snekfu

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>tfw the remaining based old white men can be counted on one hand
No wonder the show is shit.

>>85377162
What happens to Ellaria and Tyene according to leaks

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>YASSQUEENSLAY - The Season
>"not so fast sneks" t. Euron

Based Euron please save us

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>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos

>>85377270
wtf I love Yuron now

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>>85377270

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>>85377270
>mfw snek got stepped

>>85377150
>Euron single-handedly destroying the feminist agenda

is there a more based character in television right now?

>>85377270
>actually removed snekbab

wtf i love yuron now

>>85377275
first time D&D aknowledged /got/?

Someone with twitter please spoil bomb this fag >>85376987

>>85377270
>Euron killed the two ugly sandniggresses and left BAD POUSY alive

based and eternal /ourguy/

>>85377324
nypa

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>>85377256
>D&D are ha-

>>85377267
No info but I imagine ellaria will become good friends with the mountain and have fun together.

>>85377308
>I LOST MY LEG STARTS PLAYING

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22nd for the spoilers are real

>>85377339
She's so cute with this long hair.
Holly shit, i would marry that girl.

>>85377313
It was a little in-joke for their reddit fanbase who created the Rickon & Dickon meme

They have another later on where davos says something to Gendry about still rowing. Reddit's own jokes in Reddit: The Show

The end is nigh

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>>85377267
they dead

is literally every scene with a woman going to have a politically charged message wherein the woman is portrayed as a powerful yas slay queen

even in the fucking battle the strong woman stabs the white male in the dick before being killed,

the female dire wolf is a queen now

lesbians

the list goes on and im not being a triggered pol tard this shit is heavy handed to a ridiculous degree

>>85377270
>Thought the gift he was going to bring Cersei were Tyrone + Danny's heads
>It's just bad pussy
>Cersei will probably be happy with it
Bum deal for her.

This season is fucking garbage anyone who disagrees is a fucking redditor and needs to fuck off from this website.

anyone else disgusted by the feminist propaganda this show has become? I mean yeah Euron fucking up the sneks was a refresshing change of pace, but everything else, espescially olenna's "don't listen to men" lecture, just felt like pandering to the tumblr crowd.

>>85377339
I want to make her my salt wife.

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>/ournewguy/ has his own personalized banner
>just like Stannis

based

>>85377375
Mama snek killed her daughter with the lesbian kiss of death

Cersei wants revenge

>>85377360
>literally 80% wrong so far
B R A V O
R
A
V
O

Will the shit writing ever stop?
What happened to hbo?

>>85377377
no shit we gotta wait for the exciting parts and then just make our own show

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>the exact moment I felt a stir in my loins

>>85377162
Not complaining but anyone feel as if those two sand sneks were killed off because every fan hated them rather than because they fulfilled their planned purposes for their characters?

>tfw the ending of season 7 will literally be the cinematic from wrath of the lich king
I'm hyped.

Say what you want about the fantasy element of the series, but they are the only thing keeping the show afloat. The politics in the show have been nonsensical, poorly written garbage ever since Tywin died.

>>85377377
I agree.

>>85377273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GkVhgIeGJQ

>>85377339
at least they toss us a bone every now and then

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>>85377270
>>85377309
stepped on sneks

>>85377388
It's mostly right you idiot, and alittle out of order.

>>85377368
Is he air-sitting in that scene? Even the Sith Lord guy is looking at him like 'what the fuck'

>>85377383
>Octopus with a vagina

What did Euron mean by this?

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>post yfw the first scene with Daenerys and "Forgive me but that word has no gender"

Do literal teenagers post on this board? Where are the adults?

>>85377394
I can't even say with certainty that they had a purpose to begin with.

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Will Danny's acting ever improve?

Jon's has improved, and they were absolutely terrible actors when the show started.

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>>85377365
>not watching Mia and me

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The kingsmoot was still shit.

>>85377394
They were killed because theres 13 eps left and we're running to the finish line. HBO doesn't want all these characters in the final season. Olenna dies next ep too so thats tyrells and dorne gone for good, soon tarly too.

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>>85377339
-cks, you fuckers really need to finish your sentences

>>85377250
>triggered tumblr
I think those days have passed. They don't care about sneks any more than they cared about Craster's daughters or fat Walda. If you can prove me wrong, please. Post tumblr tears.

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can someone tell me if euron got his dick stabbed or if it was some other ironborn?

>>85377387
So that's the reason Yara lost the fight. She was poisoned from the make out session earlier.

No way a strong warrior woman like her would lose to Euron in a fair fight.

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>>85375568
>>85375508

>lol storage dud

lmao why the fuck would they have storage boats, their entire navy is commandeered. it is a wonder she got 60k people and like 40k horses to live for the journey alone, fishing is not going to help, also, do you think dothraki and unsullied are trained fishermen? what will they fish with? horse and spear?

>don't think too hard about it dud

god damn it, this is what made the show great. it wasn't a hollywood shitfest where battles were just massive mosh pits where the only thing that matters are the main characters and their personal fights against the main antagonists. remember in the first season when khal drogo died of a fucking infection? now in season 6 we have arya falling into a sewer after being stabbed 12 times in the stomach but the magic of a retarded actress saves her.

>lul dud y du u even car
>its just a show dud

i don't know dude, why don't we just have jon snow teleport to the night king's house and kill him in one hit then teleport back to dany and fuck her if we don't care about realism and we don't care about writing quality. if all you want to do is watch nonsense why don't you watch family guy you faggot

>>85377377
it's been garbage for the last 4 seasons

>>85377400
If they don't recreate the cinematic from Wrath of the Lich King I will be most displeased.

so is Euron all right?

Oh man I hope S7 picks up soon. NGL I loved the Pirates of the Caribbean scene at the end... Oh YES that was awesome! But almost everything before that:

Jaime: "Work for me I'll make you warden. Please? Cersei's mean but she's hot. She's not the mad king either. K? We cool?" :/
Dany: "You gone b gud, Varse?" Varys: "Whatevs babe sure."
Olenna: "Don't be lissning no MENS!" Dany: [Shoulda brought Daario]
Missandei [shoulda brought Daario] ...okay joking, but I think they spent literally 10 mts with that cuddle oral whatever. Okay yeah they are hot but... we're in the 7th season, and it's a short season. They're not going to live, and even if they do I do not care. Why am I watching this?! Was there a POINT?! (Not on GW).
2 hrs of Samwell looking around — are they joking?! Yeah I get he's comic relief, but again: 7th season! This is BORING!
2 minutes of Sam cutting J-Pie — this had some good yuck factor, but really everything Oldtown before the Jorah scaling was BORING!
Oh I guess I also liked the Arya/Hot Pie scene. It was sweet. Good reaction shot of Arya learning Jon = Kingindanorf
Jon: "Got 2 ravens, cya!"
LF: "Imma stir up some shit first" [because it's the 7th season and I'm mysterious or something]. <---------BORING!

Euron MADE THE SHOW.

I mean, they need to just get Dany's dragons lighting Westeros up (except Jaime cause he's hot), and Qyburn (he was good)/Cersei need to fire at Dany and her hoardes, and Euron need to make Deuron a thing! (Seriously if Dany had seen that battle she wouldn't be so BORED and thinking about Daario or how next to curl her hair) —dang she a ditz. A BORING DRAGON?!

I got maybe 50 minutes of positive vibe out of this episode. Even freakin NYMERIA was HYPED!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtPtJCFbc5U

Member when GoT used to be great?

>>85377463
>so is Euron all right?

No, he's alt-right

>>85377447
It was a rando that got stabbed in the dick

>>85377377
>liking things is BAD!!!!

>>85377394
planned purposes? they were mostly written into the show for fan service. what have they done that was significant and was unable to be done by others?

>>85377436
>Jon's has improved
It really hasn't, he just rarely has material where you'd notice one way or the other.

>>85377162
>no gender

I can't believe they fucking went there. I think I might drop this show.

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>>85377425

>>85377427
/pol/ has colonised /tv/ for quite long while now, /got/ has always complained about the show but recently complaint are centred around SJW boogeyman and "literal!" straight white male genocide at the hands of feminist agenduhs

>>85377388
some of the timing is off but the events listed have pretty much all occured exactly as written so far

>>85377474
I think euron to something

>>85377375
losing most of her fleet is a pretty big blow
they needed ships to siege King's Landing and conquer Casterly Rock

>>85377339
she maybe an awful actor, but she's got 20/10 boobs and has a qt3.14 face. Honestly would rather her live and have more shitty scenes just to see more of her.

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Victarion when?

>>85377472
>the queen slaughters babies

wat

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>>85377425

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>tfw vert posting is dead

>>85377436
Danny's acting was good for the first 2 seasons, so technically the opposite happened to her

Jon's acting is the same in all of his 284 scenes tho

>>85377511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsftoWJ4S-k

why is daenrys allowed to be unpunished for repeated stupid mistakes meanwhile one error from based stannis results in him dead?

>>85377455
They aren't going to recreate it. They're just going to license the actual scene and put it in the show.

>>85377505
this, lmao

dunno why everyone getting pissy about the daenarys mistranslation thing. a great deal many of other non-english languages have 3 genders: male, female, neutral.

>>85377535
Man, I don't remember that at all

>>85377537
YAAASSS QUEEN

>>85377388
The guy who compiled the leaks didn't know in what episode shit was going to appear in, but all those scenes were filmed and so far nothing turned out as false

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>>85377425

>forgetting when /co/ and Reddit invaded /tv/
> b-but it's /pol/

Did D&D's shitty arab waifu die?
I wasn't really paying attention.

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>>85377425
>the entire show, every mention of it was prince
>no one object to it for 6 seasons
>all of a sudden
LMAO DUDNJA KNO ITS GUNDERLUS?

Just seems like last minute pandering.

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>>85377530
>>85377530
we had some nice verts last week

>>85377537
Because she's a strong and independent woman that needs no man

>>85377551
>Indians have men that become trannies so just accept Paypeople as Human Beans

If Gendry ends up saving Theon I'm done with this show

>>85377539
Would be better

>>85377472

>that actually good dialog
>now we have "Fire kills walkers. What breathes fire?" tier dialogue

>>85377511

Cersei ordered the killing of Robert's bastards at some point.

>>85377474
lmao no

>>85377260
There is only one, Euron....
They're setting him up as the season end boss.

>>85377394
Normies and Reddit-tier fans loved the empowered Sand Snakes.

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>>85377256
gib bad pussi

Now that Dorne is out the picture will team feminism survive?

>tfw jews will remake GOT but sell it as "we actually did it right this time" in 25 years' time

based jews

>>85377505
i cant tell if shes better than her snek sisters at acting or if shes just better looking

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>>85377425
>>85377577
Valar morghulis is also genderless, but we still had the WE ARE NOT MEN cringe shit.
Bravo D&D.

>>85377360
>Danywinslol
fuck this gay earth

>Historical fiction w/ fantasy elements
>Women are leading the largest empires and armies in the show.

Why cant they make it at least bit realistic

>>85377577
It's been pretty established in the books for a while that it is just a term for royalty that's been prescribed to "prince", they only chose to reveal it in the show because YASSS QUEEN SLAY

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>>85377425

>>85377576
No she's getting [displayed] in kings landing
Also who else got their dick out for the lesbian kissing scene then almost ripped it off when Euron appear

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>>85377622
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>85377603
>Normies and Reddit-tier fans loved the empowered Sand Snakes.
No, just tumblr

>>85377603
Not even reddit liked the snek sneks.

>>85377622
based gib poster

>>85377576
the one with nice tits lives
based euron

>>85377594
It was Joffrey in the show. Back in their poor, helpless, single mother Cersei days.

>>85377630
Sansa, Cersei and Dany rule Westeros

Feminism is winning

>>85377603
>reddit loves sand sneks
Geez I get the whole "anyone who doesn't hate women and jews are reddit!" mentality that goes around here on /got/, but even they hated the sand sneks

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>>85377622
She's going to die in the next episode. Leaks confirm that once Euron delivers them to Cersei as a gift that Cersei will kill Yara and bad pussi.

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>>85377580
I want tumblr to leave
social media was a mistake

>>85377635
Valar specifically means men actually

>>85377308
>>85377273
>less than 1MB

You can make it 3MB here, you fags.

>>85377339
Mama

>>85377630
just read the spoilers retard

>>85377649
seeing this as a still in high res it looks really bad
like, the blood is really obviously fake and you can tell he's stood in a studio set

HD was a mistake

>>85377589
>oh dont mind me just out doing some fishing, and who do I see but Theon Greyjoy former lord of the iron islands

>Nymeria the sandy snake dies
>Nymeria the wolfy wolf returns
Anyone else notice this?

Hol up. Yara was supposed to take half of the iron fleet right? Then why did she got absolute ly btfo? Did they travel without convoy? How did no one spotted euron?

>Called The Silence
>attacks silently

Thank you Euron

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>>85377678

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>>85377686
Okay, here you go.

>>85377267
Cersei poisons Tyene with the same poison the was used on Myrcella. She gets a slight nosebleed and dies. Ellaria is forced to watch. What happens to her afterwards is unknown, but it's doubtful she's alive.

>and he will bend the knee
please for the love of jesus let jon slit danerys throat

>>85377706
He has a thousand ships, doofus

>>85377706
Eurons big fucking cock cannot be stopped when he rides the waves.

>>85377682
But the phrase does not. The word "Mankind" has the Man in it but refers to humanity in general

The pure shlock of the last 10 minutes with Euron the madman almost made up for the rest of the episode, but Jesus Christ, the writing really is going to shit.

>>85377721
Not with lesbian shit right? Just pours it in?

>/ourqueen/ being a degenerate

"That's not you"

IT'S BRAN MINDFUCKING THE DOGGO, and Arya knows it!

>>85377534
All she did in first 2 season was getting fucked and walk

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>>85377643
Did GRRM pick up a dictionary beforehand?

>>85377721
but is bad poosey naked for any of this? thats the real question

>>85377642
Women did command armies in history. Actually, the majority of female rulers of European countries did more conquering/warmongering than the males

>>85377706
Because MUH BIG COCK

Also because it's what the script says so lolwhocares

>>85377735
so how the fuck did NO ONE see his fucking armada sailing right toward them?

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who is he gonna rape in the next episode

>>85377577
Prince can just mean leader of men
That's why machivalies book is called 'the prince'
William laud wrote about how King Charles I of England was a good prince who obeyed God
Merchant prince is the translation of some republican titles like Doge
But yeah they didn't need to hamfist it as much

>>85377721
Would they even dare have the Mountain do something other than quickly kill Ellaria with all the rapey vibes people got from him torturing the shame septa, and the ragestorm that followed from Sansa's offscreened rape

>>85377768
>what is sea mist?

>>85377669
Why do people do this? Is it autism? Poor innocent retarded anon just wants someone to give him a bad pusy and you come around responding like a sperglord

>>85377752
There will be lesbian shit, yes.

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>yfw they kill off the hottest (yet shittesty) actrress on the show

going to be the biggest crime DnD do so far.

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>>85377472
dear god, it's like it was a whole different show
the acting and everything was much better, now it just looks like the actors are tired and they don't even make an effort not to be making the usual "cersei face" or "jon face" during all of their lines
anyone has a plausible explanation as to why the quality has dropped so much?

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>Euron "If she don't take dick squash her like a tick" Greyjoy
>Euron "If it has a womb I'll make tomb" Greyjoy

>>85377757
It's a valyrian term, or something from Assai, and they translated it to "prince" when it actually just means "royalty" or "noble" or "important"

>>85377706

Euron has Lannister resources and the throne backing him up. Yara has some Ironborn rebels and the "best of Dorne" on her ships.

>How did no one spotted euron?

Because the plot demanded so, ie. shitty writing.

>long boring dany scenes
>rare boring jon scene
>greyscale stuff was interesting
>gremlin scene was also boring as usual.

Man that episode would have sucked if Euron didn't show up and kill all the lesbians.

>>85377377
>got
>ever not garbage

>>85377682
Incorrect.

>valyrian is only gender neutral when it suits yass queen slay
wew

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stop posting the leaks. youre making the cast upset

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>>85377770
bad pussi v dead dick

cleganehole get hype

>>85377553
>>85377511
Fucking showfags.

>>85377488
I know you guys are memeing and/or dumb and/or /pol/ but it's true that some words are not necessarily gendered in translation. Example: "monarch" can mean "king" if every monarch you know is a king, but a queen is also one.

does anyone have a wee bum of euron's entrance in this episode?

>He's my protector
>jumps overboard

kek

>>85377666
They have cuckold subreddits and alt right pages, doesn't mean reddit is generally a good place to be
CAPTCHA BORN GARDEN

>>85377785
>sea mist can completely obscure an armada of 1000 ships

What, was it like one of those fucking two way mirrors they use in police stations? Euron could see right the fuck through it and aim directly at Yara's flagship but they couldn't see the other way?

>>85377770
I doubt he has a cock anymore. Maybe some freakish FTM frankencock.

>>85377706
The power hack writing that's why. There's literally no reason for Euron to gain that much power after the hackery of the previous seasons.

>>85377768
They call it the Silence for a reason.

>>85377799
cringe, but dubs don't lie. Fucking shit how they shoehorn it into everything, even with characters that don't fit it.

>>85377706

Silence la

>>85377827
>le witty imp is mad nobody wants to watch him get paid $1million to walk up steps because the show turned to shit
Good.

>>85377394
Normies are already salty because Euron killed two snakes and third will die probably in the next episode.

>>85377808
Maybe the actors get more complacent because they know they have the audience/ pay check locked in at this point

>>85377815
So why wasn't the prophecy told as such? The royalty that was promised doesn't roll off the tongue as well but makes the message clear.

>>85377765
This is a point in time where literally only Vale and NW are not lead by strong woman leaders.

>>85377791
Because her pussy lips are mangeled

>>85377633
She probably is the better actress, she is definitely the best looking, plusshe showed her tits

>>85377802
they already did

the chink was cuter

>>85377842
It was night time, all of Yara's sailors were asleep

>>85377721
>they poison ellaria and move onto tyene
>she is succumbing to the poison slowly
>suddenly bronn drops down from the roof out of nowhere
>has some antidote left from that time Tyene pulled out the tittays
>saves her and they ride off into the sunset

pls dabid

>>85377864
Because people just assumed that it was supposed to be a man, fucking patriarchal cishet MALES REEEE

>>85377791
What are you talking about? It's literally confirmed.

>>85377472
Jesus christ. I don't remember the show ever being like that since I've never rewatched it. It's almost unbelievable that it was this decent at one point.

GoT has truly become a parody of itself.

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>>85377824
>valyrian is only gender neutral when it suits yass queen slay
No actually, queen has a gendered term in Valyrian as well. For some reason prince/princess is the only situation where gender is ambiguous.

>>85377768
his fleet was hidden by the storm

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>yfw Euron is just Stannis wearing a glamour

>>85377791
The leaks are true.


it is known

>>85377821
>ships have skeleton crews
Yeah wonder why they weren't spotted

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why do they bother keeping this guy alive?

>>85377902
right, but he was able to see through it like it was a clear midsummer day and aim his ship directly into the side of Yaras.

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>>85377472
fucking hell thats a completely different show

NEW LEAKS FOR SEASON 8
>NEW LEAKS FOR SEASON 8

STANNIS IS REBORN. BASED STANNISPOSTERS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG

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>>85377903

>>85377887
>>85377899
love these

>>85377916
He's supposed to do something important before he dies

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>>85377472
This is depressing

when exactly did GoT become Zombie GoT

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>>85377902
i am the storm, anon

>>85377886
>autist so lost up his own ass he can't even ascertain the meaning of posts

It's time to take a break

>>85377894
It must have happened so slowly because I can't pinpoint a moment it went from good to shit. It's just been steadily lowering my standards as it goes

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>Womansplaining: The Episode
>Dany never passes a chance to point out the flaws in the men around her
>Clearly insane sandbitch who poisons little girls? Eh who cares
>Btw don't take advice from Tyrion, who I'm sure will be blamed for the ambush later
>Sansa once again fucking undermining Jon out in the open
>Jon not talking with her about this before announcing it to avoid her making a scene
>"Oh, I can have the North? Well, okay, fine then"

>>85377887
>>85377899
>>85377923
Does reddit laugh at these?

>>85377808
yes

D&D write for their faces, though you probably already know this. if you don't i can explain

>>85377916
He's a cockless coward.

What better metaphor for the white male in Europe and the US.

Do you even Jew? It's like you don't even know your place.

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>>85377425

>>85377472
last two episodes have had about 15 minutes devoted to sam

1. cleaning up shit
2. cutting and peeling off scales

>>85377879

That's fucking retarded. The Ironborn are the best seafarers in the book and the show, they would know better than to just suck on their thumbs in the middle of a war.

>>85377719
You crafty motherfucker.

>>85377808
they ran out of source material. gurm doesnt write for the show anymore, D&D are hacks, the jews, etc.

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>>85377951
t. self loathing redditor

>>85377884
But he didn't want the badpucci

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>>85377425

>>85377919
was alliser thorne played by ridley scott?

Tyrion looked weird without the beard

>>85377472
tyrion is especially boring nowadays

>>85377445
Who is the Mosley of GoT? Is it Stannis? Willy seems more like Euron.

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>oberyn and sand snakes use poisoned blades
>poison incapacitated the mountain almost immediately
>this fucker gets stabbed like 5 times by those blades
>is perfectly fine

Wut

>>85377909
>>85377886
>dat obvious samefag

>>85377951
Several anons probably laughed at these until they saw your comment and quickly changed their opinion to
>"pfftt y-yeah only reddit thinks stuff likes this is funny!!"

>>85377968
no, but he needed it

>PODIATRY

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>GIVE YOUR UNCLE'S COCK A KISS

Was this really necessary?

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>you will never be a pirate who gets to rape this

>>85377951
I don't know, but I do know your mom does

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>>85377941
wut? Seriously, what the fuck am I missing here?

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>>85377899
>reddit filename

>>85377951
Reddit probably thinks their dumb because they don't like real humor.

>>85377934
Started with Tywin's death then completely went off-point when Stannis died. So S6 but most of S5 was already being shit.

>>85377916
Because the fucking kikes won't rest until Everyman has been made into reek, a bumbling mewling idiot while YASSS GURLL SLAYY is there to saved everyone from the eight walkers

>>85377988
He's been microdosing the poison for years to build up an immunity to it

>>85377988

what is not dead cannot die anon

>Grey Worm and Missandei scene

Quite literally what is the point

>>85377988
Element of surprise, they weren't expecting the ambush.

Though how one gets ambushed at sea i have no fucking idea

>>85377472
that's not even that good though

- overplayed as fuck LOL U SLEEP WITH JAIME
- overplayed as fuck LOL U KILLED ME MUM

every fucking scene is so reductionist. (though this could be alleviated if D&D reduced such mentions by half, so the problem isn't even the scene but the oversaturation)

>>85377847
>Don't fit it
>Cersei literally fingerblasts her handmaidens when she's irritated in the books
Silly goose.
>>85377842
Yara's ships had ALL the lanterns lit up like the fucking vegas strip. Euron had his out, and crept through the fog.

>>85377993
>greentext and quotation marks
Way to out yourself, redditor.

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Here have something I've got from when /got/ was good

>>85377988
He's literally immortal. Like, unironically. He wasn't kidding when he said he's the Drowned God incarnate.

>>85377988
Wow your a nerd its a show u know stop being a prick and just like watch it ffs

>>85377957
Scales was pretty cool though and especially the transition to pie, shame he didn't offer any to Arya

>>85377988
JUST TURN UR BRAIN OFF LMAO

>>85378023
BROWN PEOPLE MAKING LOVE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

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>>85377990
come on anon stop being retarded

>>85377916
he gonna by like gollum or some shit. he will do something heroic and sacrifice himself and the red witch slag will say its part of the prophesy 'dickless kraken brings light from the darkest depths' or some crap.

>>85377837
she was clearly making fun of him

>>85377942
At this rate I think I'll be shovelling popcorn down my gullet by the kilo during season 8.

>>85378028
>Yara's ships had ALL the lanterns lit up like the fucking vegas strip. Euron had his out, and crept through the fog.

Motherfucker then how did eurons ships not collide with each other

>>85378035
>davos
>loyal

hahahaha

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>>85378028
>Yara's ships had ALL the lanterns lit up like the fucking vegas strip. Euron had his out, and crept through the fog.

hadn't thought of that. makes a lot more sense now.

GoT has become trainwreck kino.

This is more fun than S1 ever was.

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MY FUCKING SIDES

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING SHOOP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

>>85377879
"Hey man, I know we're Ironborn and the best sailors in the realms and all... With the start of an apocalyptic war coming up soon with dragons and zombies and stuff but, I'm really feeling like having no one on guard duty tonight. You feel me?"
"Yeah."

>>85377916
inb4 theon is azor ahai

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>>85378023
>sex without penetration still counts anon

>>85378002
I want to rape that armpit and only that armpit.

>>85378023
Sex scenes are interesting to normies

>>85378077
it's obviously hotpie

Jon is so cute, I don't even like Sansa that much but the way he looks at her and sighs or with those eyes is adorable.

>>85378023
>he's never rubbed his stump on a qt before
heh get a load of this guy

>>85377802
>who is he gonna rape in the next episode
Maybe Bron is going to get some before she dead.

>>85378096
it's a sigh of frustration because of how monumentally stupid she is and has been throughout the entire show

>>85378028
In the show she's more motherly and really only sleeps with people to use them. If she was always portrayed like that, sure, but she wasn't.

>>85377903
Literally "Reddit" the comment.

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>manages the feat of finding Yara's fleet in the middle of the ocean in the middle of the night
>actually manages to fucking sneak up on the fleet, to the point where they don't know anyone's there until they're being boarded
>a whole fleet made up of the best seamen in the seven kingdoms didn't post a single fucking lookout that could spot a bunch of ships that should have been lit up like lighthouses, considering they were lobbing fireballs everywhere
>they were lobbing fucking fireballs on the ships they had already boarded
>has a ship with a battering ram meant to punch a hole in the enemy's ship, with a special-made bording-plank on top of it so that you can board a ship that you've just doomed to sink, or more likely get yourself boarded by, just for extra ironbabby retardation
>has a piece of armour on, but it's not full armour like Victarion and not Valyrian either, so he just looks more generic
>all the while not a single real hint that he's using magic to do any of it

And yet you brainless retards are lauding it just because "YISS MUH KING SLAAAAAY!". Fuck all of you sheep. You're just as bad as the people cheering on Dany.

>>85377887
That's actually a good one

>>85377988

>what is dead
>dying

Pick one

When he found out he had Greyscale, why didn't Jorah just cut off his finger to stop the spread?

>>85378124
>implying reddit knows what a glamour is

>>85378035

Give me Salladhor Saan and that sweet, sweet never ending hedonism.

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Euron in the books never triggered them this hard before. How is not literally our guy again???

>>85377472
>NO ONE TOOK RULING SERIOUSLY
>but I didn't want to give Robert advice because of all the whores he bed

>>85378035
Either 5 or 10 and with House Lannister's support but with House Baratheon as hand.

>some Anon made up a theory - like years ago - about how Euron will kill a dragon with ballista
>it's actually going to happen

Does anyone know where to download the GoT after show stuff?

Usually after the episode they have like a segment talking about the episode. I don't know whether it's half an hour or an hour long.

>>85377802
She had just turned 18 in this scene, like a month prior

>>85377419
He kills the pussy

>>85378023
Not his dick, if you get what I mean.

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Randyll is the patrician character of S7.

>>85378126
Its what happens when you put a woman in charge anon.

>>85378023
Do you seriously not get it? It's supposed to be romantic because he has not dick but they want to make love and share in each other's bodies anyway, there's more than one way to please a woman that doesn't involve penetration from a dick not that a foreveralone shitposter like you would know.

>>85378126
>he thinks it isn't ironic

THE WHOLE THING FUCKING SUCKS

>>85378035
>Super loyal modern paramilitary force
Yeah, this is easy

>>85377988
>DAAABIIID EURON IS RESISTANT TO POISON!!!!

>>85378045
>>85378041
>showfags detected

Euron is well traveled and probably knows all about poisons and antidotes, especially since he's going to attack family members of oberyn.

>>85378074
that's true in the books too

>>85378143
>I need my warrior lesbians
It's like I'm on /a/.

>>85377250
YAS KING SLAY!

I think even tumblr would root the Euron in snake-purging.
Maybe not this week, but next one, when Clegane will smash the bad pucci.

>>85378126
This. The whole scene made no sense.

>>85378126
Of course its ass. But its the best of the worst.

Do we like euron now? Also what happens to the dornish army, do they no longer exist because d&d doesn't know how to write?

Can someone pleaae post the whole leaks for the rest of the season?

>>85378117
I kind of agree. I just think it's adorable because she's the only person he looks at like that because he still obviously sees her as his dumb little sister who he loves but he can't help but sigh fondly at her. I guess he's taking her more seriously now, but he's still protect mode as well.

So who the fuck rules Dorne now? Daynes?

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>>85377162

>>85378201
This is literally explained in the episode

>>85377469
LITERAL

AUTISM

>>85378126
It's the best we've got
The fireballs are barrels filled with ale and set alight

>>85378205
Look them up retard

>>85378201
Well the tyrell army apparently doesn't exist anymore so why not?

>>85377369
Nymeria leading a wolf pack happens rather early in the books m8

>>85378219
>kraken in background
nice pica actrually need high res tho

>>85378201
The Dornish army will be defeated off screen and it will be hilarious. Dorn was a mistake.

>>85378161
Guaranteed I've had more girls than you but I don't eat pussy, I fuck it.

can someone post a stream please?

>>85378217
Darkstar, of the night

>>85378143
I don't get it. They hate Euron for being an alpha, but they hate Theon for being a beta?
Make up your minds

>>85378134
It was on the back of his hand man, and if he chopped that off he would have got a different infection

>>85378035
I pick #10

>>85378126
>yara's fleet was literally sailing in the dead of night with ALL of their lanterns just cranked to max luminosity
>euron's ship was completely darkened and had no lights on it, and its name is the fucking silence for many reasons, one of which is because how fucking quiet it is
>he's literally the best captain in the universe
>doesn't understand that Euron most likely had warlocks on his ship that he controls in order to create a mist to sneak under

I mean, you intentionally named the file "varys puzzled" so you obviously spent time, maybe 5 minutes, writing this with the express purpose of going "LOL FOOLED YOU XDXDXDDXD". Fortunately you tried way, way, way too hard so it just makes you look even more retarded.

>>85378158
He's retarded.
He must have figured out pretty early on that Sam was a fucking nerd who would never make a great knight, so he spent all his time shitting on Sam until finally sending him to the Wall, when at an early age he could've said
"Right then you little shit, if you're so obsessed with reading you can read all these books on war and famous battles and military theory and at least become a decent commander and strategist."

>>85378201
>>85378217
>Also what happens to the dornish army
They bend the knee to Euron.

>>85378243
I don't care how many women you think you've pleased, that's the point of the scene you manchild.

>>85377447
>What time is it, Lord Baelish?
>It's time to smirk diabolic!

>>85378096
neck yourself

>>85378058
because they were close enough to see each other's ships. they were in tight formation. or maybe they just had small lanterns lit on the sides that they put out as they got closer.

>>85378143
I genuinely hope that anyone who likes the Missandei/Grey Worm romance dies.

>>85378217
Dorne is going to crumble off screen to Lannister army

>>85377706
In the books, Euron captains a ship named Silence. It's full of people with cut tongues and mutes. He also supposedly does nothing but raid and sail with wizards, priests and all kinds of mystic stuff. But you're never really sure how much of the truth Euron tells

>>85378227
>setting ale casks on fire

For what fucking purpose? When it smashes the ale will just douse the flames. It's not fucking vodka.

>>85378286
Jon is top-tier qt and I want him to interact with his imoutos more

>>85378291
I was hype until they showed it.

Why didn't Jiorah Mememont cut off his arm when he first noticed the infection

>>85378291
>super secret solution is a big crossbow

Euron has explosive fireballs and shit. Why is Qyburn so shit?

>>85378155
she pretty much had only done a kid's show prior to this.

>>85378298
just cause he doesn't have a dick doesn't mean he's not a man SHITLORD

>>85377832
The prophecy is the Prince that was Promised. Even if High Valyrian doesn't have gendered nouns, the prophecy is still the Prince that was Promised.

>>85378315
literally anime tier

>>85378298
t. autism

Are you mad I ousted you for not being able to please a woman?

where can i watch this online?

>>85378143
>be mad at euron for being such a chad
>be mad at theon for not being a chad
>womyn warriors
>littefinger is a pervert for trying to bang Sansa for age gap despite the sand mother and Tara lezzing it up
Also I really want 'no weakmen shall rule dorne again' be a curse because someone died whilst it was being said

>>85378126
This. The redditor shitheads are actually eating this shit up.

>>85378323
>>85378330
That was the prototype you retards. They're working on full anti-air cannons that will be equipped on Euron's ships.

>>85378352
hbogo.com

>>85378126
Nothing has made sense for a long time. At least this bit was fun to watch and it eliminated some of the shit characters we've been dealing with for three seasons now.

That said, I'm sure that most of the Euron posting is ironic and will be shortlived, much like Joffrey posting after he killed Ros

>>85378324
Would he have thought that was a solution? I don't remember how much he knew about grayscale before getting grabbed by that ghoulie

>>85378251
They don't care about either. They just want muh Queen Yara

>that fucking varys rewrite
fuck i'm angry
le u supportd visaris xddd

new

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>>85378335

wait the guy in the cell was just jorah and not Viserys?

well that's a dumb twist.

>>85378333
>being this insecure and upset about a literally dickless man

You are clearly the superior and more masculine man.

>>85378149
>someone crossposting from the hobbit wasn't shitposting
Wew lad

>>85378344
I mean all the fan art of him is pretty much 8th grade anime art tier shit

>>85378365
>hbogo.com
i don't have hbo. fuck.