>What was your takeaway from our chilling urban legend?
>Where you unsettled? Did you hold your children just a little tighter?
>Could pedophile elites really spirit away our greatest treasures to sate their own beastly appetites in the bowels of a family pizza parlor?
>If you thought it just too cheesy to swallow you were... wrong!
*True*
>According to online research by Author Robert Tralins and several other anonymous online sources, many government officials and crusty, old patrons routinely indulge in satanic child orgies.
>But I guess that's just a slice of life.
>I'm Jonathan Frakes. Thanks for watching.
Were we ever able to find an answer about the boy in the closet?