Absolute fucking space adventure/80s nostalgia bait/Norse kino

Sexy Goth Cate.

>10 year old me
So you right now?

>>85374592
I can be an adult and enjoy childish shit, there is literally nothing wrong with that. Unless you have something to prove

>>85374488
>80s synthwave
just for the trailer

>>85374810
this is what I'm afraid of

thor has a fat cock

>>85374488
>Kirby aesthetic

nice

>>85374810
I'm pretty sure it reflects the soundtrack this time around. The director is a fan of the genre and tries to work it in when it is possible. They are going for a 80s Flash Gordon reboot frel, with like a classic sci-fi atmosphere musically.

>>85374971
The world would be a better place if Stan Lee had died instead of Jack Kirby.

>>85374488
I just hope they make the hulk look okay.

>>85374682
1 Corinthians 13:11

>>85374488
>tfw a guy I follow on Instagram pointed out who did the trailer music
>tfw all their shit is fucking mind-blowing

Magic Sword kicks ass, y'all.

>>85375124
I don't read trash. Mind telling me what that passage says? I'm going to guess I did something to trigger your sperg?

Would be perfect if Valkyrie wasn't niggerwashed.

>>85375214
>mcuck is a fedora too
AMAZING

It looks cool but it makes me embarrassed that spergs like you enjoy it as well. I don't like being lumped in with that

>>85375249
Nice memes, you didn't answer my question.
>bringing up Bible passages in a capeshit thread.

>>85375133
>Magic Sword
Listenin'

>>85375262
>I want to enjoy it
>but you also enjoy it, and I have deemed you a sperg.
Years of bottomless indifference and contrarianism would do that to a faggot, where they think basic joy and excitement is somehow a bad thing.

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hnnnnng

>>85375262
>HOW DARE YOU LOOK FORWARD TO ANYTHING!

Talking hulk is gonna be a great new meme

You heard it here first

Screen cap this so I can make money off it

>>85375320
that was a new IP marvelcuck

>>85375390
>Chad Thundergod

>>85375402
Are you retarded?

>>85374488
HO-LEE-FUCK!!! And they actually pay you to post this?

Ok, where to begin...there is literally no spelling mistake or weird spacing in your whole post, it looks TOO PERFECT, you need to make it look like a regular dude is posting that, which brings me to your choice of words:

>looked wild
>romp
>hamming it up
>Jeff Goldblum

You talk like some faggot from TMZ giving his "honest" opinion about Disney's latest turd.

Do you even do recon before shillin? Literally no one on /tv/ talks like that.

Oh and last and most important protip: We like Jeff goldblum but actually saying it makes you look like a Redditor.

This is /tv/ pal so next time bring your A-game.

>>85375429
>you

>>85374488
Is that a corporate girl from Westworld?

>>85375429
Do yourself a favor and ignore the brick wall anon.

>>85375390
Those abs look CG'd

>>85375457
>you wrote with proper grammar
>this bothered me
You can't even talk about a Marvel film anymore on here, can you?

I wish I was a paid shill, get money for triggering teenagers? Sign me up.

>>85374488
>romp
helo redit

>hulk talking at the end
I'd watch this if he stayed hulk the entire movie

>>85375471
At least I know how this board works, friendo.

>>85375512
>Sign me up

There you did it again faggot! Dont you see that you sound like a fucking NORMIE?

Look im just trying to make you better at your job, or maybe you dont care.

>>85375457
Holy shit you obnoxious faggot, this was sickening with how cringe it was.

>>85374488
It would be better without the niggerfied Valkyrie and spoof Thor, b, but such is life at the moment I suppose.

>>85375569
You sound upset and a tinge paranoid. Try to relax.

>>85375457
>This is /tv/ pal so next time bring your A-game.
Top kek
Kill yourself

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>>85375518
OH MAN GOOD ONE FELLOW 4CHANNER!

>>85375605
>a mythological character that doesn't exist, is black in my fictional capeshit universe
>this is a problem.

>>85375457
Has autism gone too far?

>>85375683
>rewriting nordics to be black
>This is not a problem.

>>85374488
It's cool that you're excited for the movie, but it's retarded of you to make this thread without expecting dozens of shitposters jumping in with their new favorite buzzword "reddit"

>>85375678
Fuck off with your #Team Edward #Team Jacob autism. Talk about the movie.

>>85375584
>cringe

Ah nice move mr.shill, you used the term "cringe" knowing that I would call you a redditor for that thus making you look like it was natural for you and make me look like the redditor in the end.

It is a clever ruse but true /tv/ers dont have a problem with the term cringe, in fact we like cringe kino.

>>85375702
>you didn't expect it
Of course I did, I just don't care. I'm going to have a comfy thread without them.

my penis splits in half and when i piss it goes at the walls

>>85375320
he was trying to tell you to grow up

>>85375698
It's not. This character is two-tier fictional. Who gives a fuck?

>>85375756
I am. Did you know you can be mature and like capeshit? Shocking.

>>85374488
We need to talk about shills, this is getting out of hand

>>85375698
But they aren't Nordics, they are literally aliens. Go cry about it someplace else.

>>85375807
>SHILLS ARE EVERYWHERE! DONT LIKE ANYTHING WAHHHH!
But what did you think of the trailer?

>>85375735
That's cool. Movie looks good and I hope your thread doesn't end up a shitposting mess. Good luck to you anon, I'm going to sleep.

>>85375863
It was ok. I'll probably go see it. OP is a shill and my money says you are too though

>>85375402
>muh unique IP meme on an anonymous /tv/ board without unique IPs for posters

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Something actually good

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>>85375924
>being so new you don't know there's an IP counter

>>85375569
This guy can't be serious

>>85375921
Does it get tiresome to cry about shills everywhere?

>>85375855
>>85375863
I love it when they panic.

Whatever im done with this thread, enjoy your jobs faggots lol, I think im going to fap and play some vidya like I do every goddamm day of my life.

>>85375961
It does, so please stop shilling here

>>85375678
>You're either a DC shill or a Marvel shill.
Damn imagine not being able to just sit and enjoy something great because reasons.

>>85375956
>there was over a dozen posters at the time of that post.
>refresh happens, I wasn't autistically counting how many people were here
>samefag responds to our convo, doesn't miss a beat
>larps as someone else.
>forgets /tv/ has no unique IPs
>hides behind "maybe" the possibility that he was a new poster that appeared in 20 seconds to respond to that exact post.
Kill yourself already for being this retarded.

>>85375756
>adults should never enjoy their selves

>>85376020
>great
it's still capeshit

>>85375970
>>85376015
Or maybe, nobody is a shill and people just liked the trailer? Does that rustle your spergies too much though? Do you feel like a crusader or something for calling out all the shills?

>>85376101
>memes and literal autistic kids told me capeshit was always bad.
/tv/ was never this easily swayed.

>>85376101
Fine then its great capeshit and I'm going to enjoy my capeshit while you pretend to be satisfied with whatever dull shit you do that night.

How is shill even supposed to be an insult you stupid fucks? Are you implying we're all getting paid to talk about things we like while you do it completely for free out of sheer assblastedness?

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>>85375457
Holy shit...

>>85376368
People get caught in the crossfires all the time, especially if you talk like you don't belong here. But to think shills don't exist is nonsense.

>>85375772
He's in Infinity War and he grabs the Tesseract so it's going to be fine.

Marvel needs to go full 80's space opera and dump the entire Earth storyline

>>85376487
>he thinks he can guage who "belongs" here by talking in a way that anon doesn't like
>he actually fell for that schizo meme of "there are shills here!"
This hugbox policing bullshit needs to fucking stop.

>>85376582
*gauge

>>85374488
>80s synthwave
that's a bit redundant don't you think

>>85375363
Nah I'll still watch it. It's just embarrassing how you talk about it lol like chill the fuck out

>>85376615
Do you know what redundant means?

>>85376631
>teehee you embarrassing
How newfag? All I said was that this movie looks fun and if it has a synthwave soundtrack, it would be a fucking great space fantasy flick.

Get out already if you can't handle opinions.

I liked it.

I'll see it.

>>85376678
>AWSUM SPACE VENTURE
lol loser. That's why. Like I said chill out

>>85376645
>(of words or data) able to be omitted without loss of meaning or function

>>85376725
Why do you keep posting? All you are doing is going "Pshhhb whatever". Kill yourself you brainlet faggot. Sometimes people like things.

>>85376751
So tell me what is redudant about "80s synthwave". You realize that synth is not married to one decade, right?

>>85376802
except synthwave is, it's explicitly inspired by 80s synth music

>>85376802
>Synthwave is a genre of electronic music influenced by 1980s film soundtracks and video game music

>>85376774
Because your replies are funny as shit. Keep em comin bucko

>>85376829
>inspired by
That makes it nu-synth as a genre, or a proto genre to 80s synth. And again, synth is not only marked by popularity in the 80s.

Stop splitting hairs here.

>>85376864
See
>>85376868

>>85376865
You sound desperate, matey.

>>85376868
Shit I didn't mean "proto" I meant "post".

bad marvel movies
>amazing spider man 1/2
>spider man 3
>iron man 2/3
>thor 1/2
>captain america 1944
>captain america 1/2/3
>incredible hulk 1/2
>x-men 1/3
>blade 2/3
>fantastic four 1/2
>fantastic four reboot
>elektra
>ghost rider 1/2
>old punisher
>reboot punisher 2
>all wolverine movies
>xmen reboot 1/2/3
>avengers 1
>guardians 2
>ant-man
>doctor strange

good/passable marvel movies
>howard the duck
>spider man 1/2
>iron man 1
>deadpool
>x-men 2
>blade 1
>reboot punisher 1
>avengers 2
>guardians 1

>>85376774
Whatever you say bud

>>85376971
>literally did a "pshhh whatever" meme response.

>>85376868
>>85376905
http://observer.com/2015/07/the-nostalgic-allure-of-synthwave/
http://www.screenhead.com/synthwave-rise-of-retro-electronic-music/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthwave_(2000s_genre)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZeORn2Zr4g
http://www.retro-synthwave.com/music/synthwaves-universe
https://www.quora.com/What-is-synthwave
https://rateyourmusic.com/genre/Synthwave/
http://demonicsweaters.com/2015/03/what-is-synthwave/
whenever it isn't influence by the 80s it's any of the other new wave sub genres

>>85376999
He's obviously just acting retarded. Why do you keep replying to him dumb faggot

>>85375467

Yes

>>85377074
I don't see how I was wrong in making a distinction between synthwave and specific 80s synth...there are literally multiple subgenres of synth.

Christ this is a dumb attempt to derail a thread.

>>85377240
because you said synthwave, not synth, doesn't have to be 80s specific. which it is

>>85377272
Whatever faggot. Happy?

Fucking autistic hair splitting cumstain about a sentence he didn't like.

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>>85376969
>guardians 2 is bad
>avengers 2 is good

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>>85374488
Strange... i feel like you're forgetting something

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>>85376969
> avengers 2
> good

>>85376969
>Avangrs 2 I can't even remember for the life of me.
>Guardains 2 had based Kurt Russel in it. Even if it's reddit, Kurt makes anything kino.

>>85377470
Boring fucking character and his first film was trash.

>>85377600
>Box Office: $677.7 million
There's an audience for it

>>85377470
Was this the most forgettable movie in the MCU? At least since TIH.

>>85377328
>projecting
was just saying how it was a bit redundant

>>85377718
yeah, china

>>85377470
That first hour felt like it dragged on forever to make me watch a medical drama but I'm glad I stuck with it.

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>>85376051
>maybe
Or you could get the extension that shows when a new IP posts in the thread.

>>85377470
What a piece of shit.

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*laughs

Enjoy your capeshit equivalent of Mcdonald's

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>In The Face Of Evil

>>85375133
Thank you, anon

>>85375457
Your argument was good, but it betrays itself. Dear anon, your manner of writing is much more revealing.
Reddit spacing

>>85377961
All capeshit is the fast food of film. That's why it works/doesn't work for so many people.

>>85375698
It's not. I would love a Han Chinese black panther Or an Australian Aborigines cyborg. Do the ethnic shuffle on everyone.

November is going to be so dreadful around here. Both JL and this come out within weeks of each other, the shitposting is going to be immense. I wish company wars were a bannable offense.

>>85375214
>When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind.
still fucking pretentious of that cunt

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>>85376969
>howard the duck
What?

Thor comics are space-operas most of the time anyways so this is great

>>85379165
Only good marvel movie. At least it had fun visuals and likeable characters. I thought the relationship between Howard and Beverly was really cute too.

>>85375006
Sad but true

>>85374488
epic XD

>>85378830
>I put the ways of childhood behind.
>and married a 12 year old girl

>>85374488

It does look pretty cool. Hulk fighting everything in Norse myth sold me.

>>85375000
FLASH! FLA-AAAAASHHHHHHH

>>85382682
And what 12 year old boy wants to fuck a 12 year old girl? That is what an adult would do.

>>85374488
>>Valkyries
blacks valkyr

>>85375226
this, this really fucking annoys me, especially because Blanchett looks incredible... valkyrie is the literal black smear on something that otherwise I would be perfectly fine with, I don't even give a fuck about heimdall

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>>85382682
B A S E D

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>>85374488
>I can't understand how anyone could think 2 hours of Norse gods fighting in fucking space wouldn't be fun
This is literally what Thor 1 and 2 should've been, instead we got Hershlag and Cowtits doing boring shit on earth.

It only took 3 fucking films to finally get it right.

>>85383524
>>>/pol/

>>85382831
...what?

>>85383551
B-b-based ?

>>85381897
You're retarded, matey.

>>85375226
That and Idris Elba will prevent me from seeing this movie.

I think the general public really underestimates the intellectual and cultural impact the marvel saga has had on society, decades from now historians will analyse these films for contextual symbiosis and discover ample information about our time. I mean the referential weight of this trailer is mind-blowing and speaks to me on a plank length level.

Bravo marvel, bravo.

>>85384137
they will be forgotten just like all those 90s action movies

>>85375214

You should know what that passage says.

>>85375457
Another pasta for my collection.

>>85375249
I know, it's a fucking shock, isn't it? Blind idiots who gouge out their own eyes, then vainly trumpet the clarity of their vision.

There are a multitude of reasons to read sacred texts that have precisely nothing to do with either faith or religion. Anyone who takes pride in ignorance is a blight upon humanity.

>>85384137
>MCuck tries to channel the spirit of a DChad
>miserably and predictably fails

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>>85374488
>implying Marvel's Thor has anything to do with Norse mythology safe for the surfster level

I never liked Thor. Seriously, the source material is so great and they waste it on characters that have no connection to norse mythology apart from their names. Its embarrasing and frustrating.

Just imagine what a real movie about Norse Gods fighting would be like.

>>85384193
Why should I? Seriously, why? I'm an adult, I don't read The Bible.

>>85384232
Moralfags and christfags are a cancer.

>>85384402
>implying Marvel's Thor has anything to do with Norse mythology safe for the surfster level
Have you watched any of them?

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>>85374810
Hunt for the Wilderpeople had a similar score

>>85377961

Why does the Hulk look so insubstantial? It's more than simply knowing he's CG; it's like the shading, 3D modeling, and physics don't even look convincing in a still. He doesn't seem to properly occupy space, like he's just impossibly weightless.

Every single shot from Planet of the Apes is infinitely more convincing and immersive than this half-ass shit.

>>85375457
Sir you can't just leave all this spaghetti here

>>85384104
>black actors will prevent me from seeing a movie I want to see.

>>85384510
Holy fuck, you're dumb. That's all you get? Morality and religion? I'll live every day of my life comfortable in the knowledge that at least I'm not a dumb fuck like you.

>>85384232
>There are a multitude of reasons to read sacred texts that have precisely nothing to do with either faith or religion
Not really. Most have no modern relevance.

>>85374488
I prefer Superman and Batman and Justice League, and be that as it may; Reminded I am of journey into mystery. This is Kirby.

>>85375457
What the fuck

>>85384704
>woah like, I can't even!
Great argument, kiddo. Go and feel special because you read Bible passages in Sunday school as if that makes you a better person. Not everyone is an impressionable faglord.

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Sup, /tv/? I just got back from an early screening of Thor: Ragnarok starring Chris Hemsworth and Cate Blanchett. Three words: hella fucking epic.

I went with some friends and I don't think we went more than 10 seconds without standing up clapping. I mean what can I say about the two leads that already hasn't? They're movie gods.

The supporting cast holds their own though: it's got the incomparable Mark Ruffalo, the lovely and talented Tessa Thompson and Jeff Goldblum, the pundit from my favorite movie Jurassic Park.

This is, without a doubt, my favorite movie of the year so far (and arguably one of the greatest superhero movies of all time) so I highly suggest you and some friends go out and see it when it comes out November 3, 2017.

>>85376969
>Avengers 1 is bad but 2 is good

>>85384766
Why are you DCucks trying so hard?

>>85384760
Notice how it's you who's focused on Christian texts like a blinkered horse? I said sacred texts. I've read the Bible, the Quran, the tafsir, the Hadith, various exegeses on both religions, the Vedas, the Upanishad, the Bhagavad Gita, the works of Confucius, several Buddhist and Daoist texts, as well as studies of Greek, Norse, and Celtic mythology.

Pick literally any one of them and they'll teach you more about human psychology, history, and the evolution of their respective societies than can be gained from any number of dry, passionless historical accounts. In fact, they'll even inform your understanding of said histories, because they explain the beliefs of those historical figures, the societies they lived in, and provide a contextual backdrop for what you're reading.

Stay pleb, friendo.

>>85385507
>>>/lit/

>>85385507
>thousand year old sacred texts can tell you more about human psychology than modern psychology
Really sad that people are dumb enough to believe this.

This honestly looks good

>>85375457
Been a while since I saw weaponized autism in a post.

Bravo faggot.

>>85384535
Yeah. Read comics too. Have you read the Nibelungen?

>>85385782
Where do you think modern psychology cut its teeth? Skipping to "the end" robs you of what their conclusions even mean, how they arrived at them, or even why they're important.

>>85374488
I only watch Drama and Horror movies these days. Sorry, not into capeshit le retroes.

>>85375214
>not knowing the bible
>>>/r/eddit

>>85384573
The soundtrack during the final car chase was great.

>>85384510
>>85384716
Kill yourselves capeshit consuming euphoric cattle. You're worthless fucking human beings who only pollute this planet.

Makes me fucking laugh so hard that the THIRD THOR MOVIE is more hype than the culmination of the DCEU

DC is fucking dead, bury it

>>85386148
>religious sheep talking shit about lowest common denominator sheep
the irony is beautiful

>>85386269
>I do everything my elites want me to do, ain't I cool rebel just like in muh tv-series?

>>85384193
This site turning into a home for Nazi Stormfront Christfags is just the worst fucking thing.

Fuck off cunt.

>>85386332
you aren't even making sense anymore, take your meds and go take a nap

>>85386522
4chan was always a place for everyone to say whatever they wanted, if you can't defend your opinions they literally just kill yourself, don't whine about other people you big pussy.

>>85374488
>I can't understand how anyone could think 2 hours of Norse gods fighting in fucking space wouldn't be fun. 10 year old me would be shitting pants all day.
You aren't 10 anymore. Grow up and get a life you pathetic manchild.

>>85375133
Fuck yeah this sounds good, it can go in my Hotline Miami playlist

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>>85386522

>>85386148
You sound mad.

>>85385945
>where do you think modern psych grinds its teeth?
Science.

>>85386058
>thinking the Bible is important in 2017
Cucked

>>85386332
>this irony

>>85386589
Again
>you aren't allowed to enjoy childish things as an adult. Ever again!
Do you avoid cartoons too because you think there are invisible juries?

>>85386582
>I can't handle criticism of my dumb christfag bullshit
>WHAT ARE YOU A PUSSY?

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>>85387720
Lord Snyder foretold this.

>>85388941
Goddamn, you don't even know what it means to cut one's teeth on something, which tells me you're either still on your first set, or you've barely got the brain power to keep breathing.

>>85375457
Look its a triggered DCuck

>>85389547
I almost forgot how pretentious christfags were.

>>85374488
>Cate
>Urban
>Goldblum
>Hiddleston
>great director
>almost no footage on earth
>no Portman
>Flash Gordon vibes

Apart from the Valkyria actress being pretty generic everything about this movie sounds great.

>>85386601

They actually ware on the HM soundtrack I think.

>>85389299
>whining about a post
>criticism
Not even close.

>>85374488
I wonder if we'll ever be able to move past this 80s nostalgia shit. It was cool at first but it's been overdone because everyone and their cunt mother knows it's well received by the public.

>>85389905
>all criticism is a whine

>>85375457
>reddit spacing

>>85374488
Is this the Bastion movie?

>>85375457
Holy shit DCpajeet.

>>85383718

That's because the Thor movies were supposed to be aimed at women originally. Which sucked.

So they realised that was a mistake and instead gave us a turbo 80s action in spess with Valkyries

>>85390586
Which honestly sounds great.

>>85375214
embarrassing, you proved his point

>>85375457
So i guess you're not litty about this filmkinoflick. I am, litty as fuck in fact.

>>85391225
>you live in a first world society where people are embarrassed that you don't read the Bible
Fucking retards.

>>85391225
>you proved his points because I said so and already agree

>>85389977
Literally the opposite of that post, retard.

>>85392389
But it's not, that's just in your head.