/got/ general

>the manlet that was promised

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What the fuck happened to Bronn?

Bad Pussy is the last scene I remember seeing him in

Any nudity or sexiness last night?

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>>85374330
First for best girl

>>85374330
Daenerys is going to kill Jon Snow next season.

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>That direwolf isn't Nymeria, it's a new one.
Fucking really? Was this a last-minute reshoot to mock the backlash?

I personally vote this episode a 9/10, easily.

The red witch makes her debut on dragonstone, Khaleesi's home, I missed that girl.

Khaleesi shooting down the spider, and he had it coming for awhile.

Lord Tyrion giving wise counsil. Always listen to the half man.

Jon Snow will go meet Khaleesi, I literally can't wait for this. Why was little bear arguing though? No! Be forever on Jons side girl!

Sam at the Master Citadel with sir Jory was great, hope his stone man disease is burned away soon so he can serve his dragon queen.

What I didn't like, and the reason this episode had 1 point deducted was Theons Uncle killing 2 sand snakes somehow (?????) makes no sense, it was a 2 v 1, he would be destroyed,

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>>85374346
>Prince that was promised
>not expecting a manlet

>>85374404
#Prayforbadpussy

>>85374401
The chick from Fast and Furious got naked and fucked the dickless black dude

Yo, Euron is gonna save this show

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Imagine being Hot Pie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another innkeeper in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Hot Pie and not only sit in that chair while Arya looks up to you with her deformed troll face and her breath literally overheats the pie you were eating. The favorable lighting barely concealing her Britbong teeth and leathery face, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while you have to redo the scene 100 times due to continuously vomitting in your mouth forcing you to retake the scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and MILF inn keeper wenches your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Riverrun. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her bushy ass eye brows as she wipes it off and raises them suggestively, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then D&D call for another take, and you know you could kill and bake every single person in this room before the Brotherhood could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hot Pie. You're not going to lose your acting job kid, just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

EVERY MALE CHARACTER IS EITHER MISSING THEIR DICK, DISABLED SOMEHOW, OR A ZOMBIE.

WHAT THE FUCK D&D

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>He would burn everything to the ground if he could be king of the ashes.

>>85374346
I'm sick of the heightism on /tv/.

>>85374401
Missandei takes her clothes off and gets eaten out by Grey Worm. There's also some sexual tension between Yara and SNEKMOM that doesn't go anywhere.

>>85374385
I need a webm of yuron jumping into the battle like a fucking madman

>>85374330
Keeping up the old Targaryen tradition I see

>>85374405
other way around dipshit

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When will /ourguy/ show up?

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>>85374468
JK he's just gonnaslobber around Wintefell and get killed by YASSQUEENSISTERS bravo dnd

>>85374429
muh feminizm
muh gender neutral nouns
muh no cock numales
god why do ppl watch this shit.

>>85374395
jaime promised to get him a better waifu so I guess he's fucking her somewhere now

>>85374425
It is Nymeria, she was simply saying being a pet, living a mundane life in Winterfell, etc., wasn't her.

She was meant to be a stronk wild direwolf.

Greyworm is fucking adorable

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HOLY SHIT REDDIT YOU CANT BE SERIOUS

THIS IS THEIR MOST UPVOTED THREAD AFTER THE EPISODE.

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we're getting their lads
>*puts on shades

>>85374404
bronn save her :'(

>"I remember when you were born my Queen."
>"I wish I could remember."
Who the actual fuck wrote that trash?

>Yet another surprise ninja army
>This time it's a surprise ninja army with a ninja fleet of ships
>A fleet of ships that were magically built in a week.
For fucks sake.

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1st for best girl

>>85374425
it's nymeria holy shit, watch season 1 if you don't get the reference

>>85374425
Were you dropped as a kid?

>>85374480
>"here comes the foreign invasion, lets be totally progressive!"
>and then everything goes to shit and all the women end up dead or taken as rape-slaves
Bravo, D&D bravo!

>>85374479
Found the manlet.

>>85374466
Littlefinger, Euron, and Sam. So like 3 guys left

BASED EURON

>>85374330
>40 minutes of posturing and light banter and all the filler sex scenes you can imagine
>still full SJW plot

>>85374429
shit-tier bait

>>85372346
>>85372128
>>85372023
In the first season, Ned tells Arya she'll marry a Lord and father mighty children or something like that, and Arya says "No, that's not me".

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>>85374503

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RIP AND TEAR!!!!

RIP AND TEAR!!!!

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>>85374466
what was that?

>>85374514
what is he suppose to do. he thought he had control of sansa, and the north but he doesnt.
hes literally fucked. His best option is to join the lannisters but this show wont remain consistent enough for that, so they will just kill him off.

>>85374457
too bad maisie won't read this, sorry she's too busy enjoying a life of glamour. jesus go outside for a walk you virgin fuck. yes you, you're really pathetic.

>>85374468
>littlefinger was a white walker all along sent to create CHAOS so that their invasion would go easier

>>85374536
Even his actor compared him to Trump. Truly our guy.

>/tv/ loves Euron now

So did Missisandra milk Grey Worm's colon?

>>85374536
hheheheheheh

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>no Victarion
>but Euron goes full madman and kills the sneks
Not the worst trade off, I suppose. It is a shame that there is no Victarion.

>>85374536
nice inspect element faggot

https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/6p5iex/main_spoilers_so_can_we_all_agree_that_euron/

>>85374536
HAHA STAY THERE XD

>>85374468
>tfw he mooches around winterfell and is killed by sansa and arya in ep7

Yeah I wish he did something more but sorry.

>>85374582
>DRAGONS ARE BIG

>>85374555
They were not built in a week, how do you still not get the sliding time scale?

Events shown in an episode don't necessarily all happen at once. The Iron Throne debacle happened months and months before Cerseihu ackbar. They just don't use a black screen saying "three months later" as an interlude between scenes.

They're not teleporting, the travelling just happens off screen. I know you're probably just pretending to be retarded, but it's really annoying

>>85374586
Literally killed and resuscitated as part of his crowning.

>>85374536
It's fuckin reddit. You can't appease SJWs senpai.

>Theon fucking it all up once again

dammit Theon

>>85374567
H O U N D

God why is Aya getting uglier by the day? Can HBO please pay to have some fucking plastic surgery?

>>85374536
Fake. Kill yourself.

>>85374466
was about to say Jon Snow before I realized he's technically a zombie so I guess besides Euron you're pretty much right

How did this show become so bad?

>dragonstone literally empty, nobody in westeros thought it was a good idea to get a free fortress. Only Dany could think of something so clever
>every dany scene is someone bringing up good points against her plans or her rule, and her responses are limited to "lol burninating"
>everyone in the world can teleport, except arya. Apparently we need to waste 20 minutes an episode showing her traveling and failing her animal handling checks.
>10 minutes of eunichs eating pussy
>can't spare the time to show more than one battle per season
>littlefinger completely neutered
>samwell tarly's hogwarts adventures
>Theon's character development completely sent backwards this episode
>yara/asha turned into insatiable lesbian
Where did it go wrong /tv/?

>>85374591
I'm almost certain all of the people who say she's ugly are terrified of females in real life, that or they're being scorned little bitches, I'd fuck the soul out of her body

>>85374591
SO FUCKING MAD LMAO

>>85374457
tl;dr
arya actually acted better than the entire rest of the cast in that brief scene than most did in the past 3 seasons

>>85374590
He's gonna scheme and snake and slither and plot with sansa about how Jon is, now sansa is the ruler, and sansa will agree, they'll take over, until sansa reveals she's lying! shock! and has arya kill littlefinger for him. Remember this post when it happens.

>>85374567
>>85374644
>Littlefinger
Manlet
>Sam
Autistic whale
>Euron
Drowned

>no one makes verticals anymore

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>>85374582
lmao
based euron
i hope this ride never ends

>>85374552
I can see this happening. if he doesnt then they would've made her say bad poosifor nothing.

>>85374479
If its not that then its antiwhite racist comment about white men.

>>85374404
This episode makes me sad that the sand snakes weren't better handled, I unironically like them in the books.

>drops bridge
>raaawwwr!

w-what did he mean by this

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>the absolute madmen actually did it

>>85374675
EPIC TROLL GUY LMAO

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>>85374555
In a week is a bit on an exaggeration.

No trees, on the other hand...

>>85374651
The episode was a solid 8/10.m Deal with i faggot.

What the fuck was that scene with Grey Worm and Missandei?

Why was it so fucking long?

>>85374651
arya + the hound is the best arc
im just watching the end for those 2, clearly they are better written than the rest

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So this is the state of /GoT/ general after one (1) week? What a joke of a series and a fanbase

>>85374578
>arya you are going to be a typical girl instead of being a trained assassin
>no thats not me
>nymeria you are going to be a typical wolf and wonder around your pack instead of coming to join me in a castle
>no thats not you
>oh apparently it is

it was fucking shit.

is that the same hot pie actor? did he literally just stay fat as an actor or they just got a new fat guy

>>85374670
Euron's aligned with Cersei and killed all of the sneks you dumbass. Clearly alive.

>>85374586
one of the sneks just stabbed him in the dick

>>85374702
The last five minutes was a 9/10. The rest was 3/10.

>>85374704
>no shot of missandei pussy
for fuck sake

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10th for dog

>>85374385
I just realized what the madman did there. He took her spear, broke it across her back, then stabbed her with the two halves of her broken spear.

He couldn't just stab her with her spear, he had to break it in half and stab her with it, then strangle her sister with her own whip over her dead corpse and mount both of them on the front of their wrecked ship with their own weapons.

What a fucking legend.

>>85374621
>>85374536
>>85374643
aloha reddit

>>85374704
>doesn't like Missandre t&a
>doesn't like Greyworm getting some love

stop being so shitty anon

>>85374595
I'll be okay with this

>>85374639
he LITERALLY has no balls
cut the guy some slack

>>85374385
wat, where was this

>>85374663
That was in the spoilers leaked weeks ago. All of which have so far come true.

>>85374536
why is /pol/ obsessed with identity politics

>>85374704
It's important that those who are physically different to most people don't feel ashamed of their bodies, and don't believe that their differences will prevent them from having a normal sex life

The primary purpose of the show is to reflect our society for people who might feel marginalised in the real world

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>>85374457

>>85374632
>months and months
It would take fucking years and years to build a fleet that size.
>They're not teleporting, the travelling just happens off screen.
I don't mean how they got there was magic, I mean the fact that a fleet of ships was somehow able to sneak up on another fleet of ships that were also sailed by Iron Islanders.

>>85374724
same

>expecting fat people to lose weight

>>85374591
>falling for copypasta bait

i love how /pol/ is so triggered with this show

>>85374330
What are their tax policies?

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Leakfags BTFO.

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>nobody but Sam had killed a white walker
>nobody but Sam had cured greyscale
hmmm

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>>85374704
>why was it so fucking long

>>85374704
bad writing.

>>85374743
It was overly long.

>>85374591
t. reeeeeddit

I have a question, I don't understand who that big dog / wolf was supposed to be. At first I thought aryas dog from season 1 (Nimero?) but then she says ''Thats not you.'' So is it Lady? (Sansas dog) ?

>>85374651
Season 5
>Theon's character development completely sent backwards this episode
Regressive character development isn't necessarily a bad thing and made complete sense in Theon's case. If anything, it would have been bad character development if his torture had no lasting psychological effects

>>85374704
does anyone honestly care about these characters? if a meteor dropped on dragonstone right now I would only miss tyrion

>>85374795
She was talking about herself.

>reddit can't understand kino

>>85374734
Probably wasn't even her real tits either. I know they cgi's them on in an earlier season so they probably did that again this episode.

For anyone confused about the Nymeria scene, Wargs have a telepathic link to their bonded animal, but Arya never got to know Nymeria for long so she doesn't know that. She could telepathically hear Nymeria singing, "It Ain't Me" and she was confused because it's a new song and she hadn't heard it yet.

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>>85374749
absolute madman

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>>85374617
> No kraken helmeted monster jumping down and fucking them up with axe and stone hand

This was the time to reveal Victarion but D&D probably cut him to save confusion but i will never not be mad

>>85374330
please don't kill littlefinger d&d please

I know the leaks but he is literally the only enjoyable character left on the show since he's the only one who isn't a miserable cunt and seems like he likes what he's doing

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Not even meme'ing, is there a single worthy "Male" leader to root for?

>Euron is going to get killed, obviously
>Bran is a cripple
>Jon Snow is a manlet about to get YAAAS QUEEN'D by Daenerys

Who the FUCK is there?

>>85374651
>dragonstone literally empty, nobody in westeros thought it was a good idea to get a free fortress. Only Dany could think of something so clever
What good is a castle if you have no fleet to properly use it, no land to grow crops on, and not enough men to man it?

>every dany scene is someone bringing up good points against her plans or her rule, and her responses are limited to "lol burninating"
So you didn't even watch the episode? She was against just burning everything to the ground

>everyone in the world can teleport, except arya. Apparently we need to waste 20 minutes an episode showing her traveling and failing her animal handling checks.
So you've never watched this show before? Even in Season 1 characters would """"teleport"""" if their journey had nothing interesting to show. Or are you forgetting the time that Catelyn teleported from Winterfell to King's Landing between S1E02 and S1E03?

>10 minutes of eunichs eating pussy
and?

>can't spare the time to show more than one battle per season
if you think there's only gonna be one battle this season you're silly

>littlefinger completely neutered
he's been on a downward spiral for several seasons, his schemes are falling apart.

>samwell tarly's hogwarts adventures
and?

>Theon's character development completely sent backwards this episode
do you not understand PTSD?

>yara/asha turned into insatiable lesbian
she's up for anything you dumb faggot

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>"...euron."
what did she mean by this?

Reminder that the sneks poison their weapons like Oberyn did. Euron got stabbed and cut multiple times by them so he's gonna die

>>85374771
>replies to copypasta directed at copypasta

>>85374783

what are you implying

>>85374726
Euron didn't kill all of the snakes. Bad Poosey and Mama are alive and being held prisoner so he can present them to cersei as her daughter's murderers.

>>85374700
>The Iron Island

wow whered all the other islands go?

>>85374385
His writing up to this point is redeemed by this alone.

>>85374783
Jon killed a white walker anon

>>85374651
Nah Yara getting rekt was the best thing to happen in this series. No, women are not as strong as men.

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>>85374536
Can we not post reddit stuff here please? Choose them or us, can't have both. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>85374603
1. He BTFO sneks

2. He is basically a merged character of Euron and Victarion at this point, pic related.

What's not to like?

>>85374828
She said "You're on!" and Euron accepted her challenge by boarding the ship

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>>85374757
Game of Thrones TV show

>>85374704
>>85374790
its trying to be "tasteful" with their SJW enabled sexual pandering

the problem is that the writing doesnt support it and its very basic contrived relationship, they've literally fuck all in common and no chemistry, but muh disability and muh slavery

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>dude Dickon lmao
BRAVO
10/10 WITTY WRITING

>>85374579
>>85374503

Non bookfag, who is that?

>>85374779
The leak was spot on. We knew sandsnakes would die and yara, a sand snake and ellaria would be captured tho.

>>85374832
>impblying Euron won't just magic it away

>>85374828
She means she wants to be Nuncle's salt wife

>>85374795
She's referring to when her dad told her what her life would be like if he served their family, about how she'd be a lady of a castle and have sons. She said "That's not me." Nymeria isn't going to be her companion. She's a proud wolf, the alpha bitch of a pack, not a Stark's pet.

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>>85374822
> Young Griff never

in b4 Jon gets killed or captured on the way to Dragonstone

>>85374385

based euron

>when Circe is xenophobic towards the dothraki
>friends with white males who abuse women
>Circe is literally drumpf

>>85374749
10/10 webm, saved twice

>tfw happy that euron killed off sneks
>tfw sad when you realize alpha male characters never survive on the show
>tfw only beta nu-males cucked by their female, "girl power" superiors will survive by the end

you know it to be true

>>85374868
>spot on
Wrong. Just like episode one's chess piece. Cry more leakfag.

>>85374817
I'll admit, I've been falling for the bait up until now
Thank you for the laugh, I can now go to bed knowing that at least some of you are just pretending to be retarded
Captcha: Mexico Haarlem

>>85374735
thats a big dog

>>85374821
arya stabs him with his own dagger from season 1. sansa smirks at him and bran smiles. read the leak.

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So uh what the heck is theon gonna do now? Like jumping off the boat didn't really do fuck all they're probably just gonna capture him anyway.

You think he'll get his shining moment? I can't stand yara.

>>85374783
>nobody but Sam had killed a white walker
retard, Jon and Meera both have and hundreds did in the past

>nobody but Sam had cured greyscale
except Sam is literally following the instructions of the person who DID find a remedy that cures it.

>>85374848
it's a fake inspect element thing meant to rile us up you dumb faggot

I'm a little bit confused, did Yara died on this episode or not?

>>85374822
Once Euron is dead there literally won't be any male leaders left. Literally.

Sansa will never give the north back to Jon, either maliciously or Jon will say she makes a better ruler or some submissive bullshit.

Is anyone else sick of Jon and Sansa being retarded enough to not decide their disagreements BEFORE talking with the men? Questioning the king as an adviser IN PUBLIC is rule #1 of what you don't do in monarchy. Sansa is undermining their whole family and rule. Compare this to how Robb and Catelyn always discussed things in private so Robb didn't look like an emasculated faggot. This isn't something a smart adviser does, it's something they would all do because nobody is that dumb. D&D are incompetent.

>>85374822
>Who the fuck is Jaime

>>85374883
Who's Trumps 6'9" rapist zombie?

>>85374821
He gets his throat cut in front of all the Northern Lords as a display of power by Sansa

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>yfw Arya had the most kinographic scenes

>>85374822
littlefinger? though he isn't really doing anything other than being a creep atm

>>85374912
Gendry gonna pick him up

>>85374832
Euron will die in season 8 probably by theon somehow. He's not gonna die this season that's for sure

.>>85374848
What does his armor imply? Thats an eye not a kraken like previous greyjoy armor.

>>85374832
Euron is magic anon.

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>>85374865
The Most Dangerous Man in Dorne

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>>85374878
>Young Griff never
>Victarion never

>>85374822
Night's King.

And I still like Jamie

>>85374828
Imagine you're the captain of a ship. Imagine for a minute that, in the quiet of the night while you're enjoying some booze and pussy your ship rocks. From out of a thunderstorm comes a ship with sails like black wings on the horizon. It's headed straight toward you, and you are so awestruck the only word you can croak out of your paralyzed body is the name of one man: Euron Greyjoy.

>>85374818
>>85374749

I laughed out loud in joy when I realized he was riding the ramp on the way down like a fucking maniac.

Too bad he's supposed to be the bad guy and will be probably be raped to death by dragons

>>85374385
The moment euron stopped being a cuck.

>>85374919
Did you watch it?
Because you wouldn't be confused unless you're fucking retarded

>>85374404
What are the odds she becomes the Mountain's rape meat?

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>>85374876

true

maybe D&D arent so terrible after all

>>85374704
To let all the virgins know what they'll never have

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>>85374795
>being this retarded

I'm not even going to explain it to you because you wouldn't understand anyways you mongoloid

>>85374700
stupid nigger, that's the entirety of the iron islands

>>85374591
Wanna know how we know you are a tourist?

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>Sam actually suggests the Archmaester call his book chronicling the wars "A Game Of Thrones"

>mfw

>>85374736
Thanks anon, I didn't see it at first either.

>>85374865
A top 10 character and confirmed /ourguy/

>>85374855
This was fucking satisfying as hell

Daily reminder that Jon Snow was brought back by the night king and is accidentally doing his bidding for him. Night king will win.

>>85374935
What the fuck, why does every actress do this trashy shit?

>>85374404

hopefully she shows her tits soon

>>85374958
I just want to see Young Griff vs Daenerys in the books. Please Gurm!

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>>85374848
Really should have been in full plate desurino. At least make SOMEONE standout instead of in the same fucking "DUDE BLACK/GRAY VEST ON BLACK/GRAY SHIRT"

Hell the whole fight was hilarious because I couldn't even get how anyone was able to tell who the fuck was friend or foe in that shitfest.

>>85374555
Not just a ninja army, but ninja commandos (their on a boat) who can magically shoot fire balls and sneak up on a fleet of boats that they could magically detect without radar and magically see despite it being the middle of the night.

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>>85375007
it's a bit late for the title drop

>>85375018
l0l s0 randum opinyon d00d xD

>>85375041
There's a reason the Iron Islands have never been conquered

>>85374984
I probably am, I don't watch the show nor have I read the books, I learned everything about this show through memes and shitposts

>>85374704
>Why was it so fucking long?
because he's a brotha

>>85374965
I thought it wouldve been delivered less hamfistedly if she just said "...it's him"

but of course i understand most GoT watchers dont even remember the characters so makes sense

How many dicks has Bad Pussy taken by now?

>1k ships to like 300 at best
>charge strait in with flagship
>fire upon a ship which your commander personally boarded with artillery
>no banners, no uniforms
>people just use 6th sense to tell who the bad guys are
>5 foot tall females mowing down 5 men at one time
>all the protagonists end up fighting the bad guy directly

i sure do miss the realism. though i assume it was more like 150 ships, if they split it down the middle on the ships transporting the unsullied/dothraki and the ships going to pick up the dornish army. or they sent all their ships and now dany is stranded on a barren island with about 50k angry brown men and about 30k horses. if that is the case.


Congratulations Daenerys, you besieged yourself.

>>85375061
Both fleets were iron islanders though.

>>85374820
The quota for strong men has already been reached.

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What are the odds they are setting up Euron to kill Cersei and become the big bad?

In the books he is being positioned to become the final boss

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>the spoilers are real

god damn it, I hate knowing everything that's going to happen already, it ruins everything. though if nothing else I'm looking forward to Euron straight up bailing back to the iron islands after he learns night-walkers can't swim

So let me get this straight...

Dany's war council is composed of :

- a powerful woman (Olena)
- a powerful woman (spaniard bitch)
- a powerful woman (Yara)
- a half-man (Tyrion)
- a eunuch (Varys)
- a eunuch (unsullied)
- a eunuch (Theon)

I mean what the hell..

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>>85374848

>they actually gave Euron his Crow's Eye sigil

Neat, I didn't even notice it during the episode.

>>85374822
Jamie is our last hope.

>>85375137
>after he learns night-walkers can't swim

what?

>>85375138
Besides Euron there are literally no male leaders left. Jon is a cucked zombie and Sansa will never give him the north back.

>>85375138
What kind of man would serve her?

>>85375138
The future is female. Get over it /pol/tards

>finally an episode where euron doesnt suck complete ass
about fucking time

>>85375137
can you post the spoilers?

>>85375097
Euron's fleet is a thousand ships.

Yara's fleet is a "couple dozen of their best ships".

Also Euron knew they were in Dragonstone, he literally talked about it with Cersei in the last episode.

So Euron knew where they were and they didn't know where he was.

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>>85375127
>In the books he is being positioned to become the final boss

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Doesn't this mean dany is stuck on dragonstone? She lost her ships. Sure she can fly but what about her numale clone army?

>>85375007
shit, i missed that-- my stupid wife started talking. fucking normies man...

>>85375165
He sees a wight. Scared shitless. Asks jon if they can swim and when he sees they can't he goes and hides at pyke

>>85375138
>a half-man

Look I know you're inclined to bigotry by your nature as a white cismale, but maybe look at Tyrion as a positive - he isn't letting his disability prevent him from following his queen and beig her hand. We need more different people in such high ranking positions

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>>85374822
Barathian bastard is our only hope.

>>85375138
You realize that pointing it out is just as bad as being a part of it
You're gonna end up alone and miserable like the people who couldn't accept negro integration

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>Impressive your weapon can penetrate some old and weak bones at a still target 15m away. How will it fare against a dragon that will be flying 300m away at a speed 100 times faster than a horse?

>That your majesty, we will leave it to the writers of the show who thought of this initially.

seriously?

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jon is really taking form
the way he gives littlefinger the bare minimum of his attention and then swiftly dismisses him with a single phrase

he's shaping up to be the most capable person on the show

>>85374865
a fedora fag

>>85375209
good lad that Euron

>>85375197
She only lost the Greyjoy part of her fleet.

>>85375168
This is the perfect chance for LF to take over the north

>>85375021
She's a financially independent white woman looking to be dominated by a strong black male. What do you expect?

>>85375230
Anon it's a ballista.

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>>85375036
Truth. Full plate would have been badass.

>>85374945
>What does his armor imply? Thats an eye not a kraken like previous greyjoy armor.

He is supposed to wear a patch on one eye hiding a black and scary eye, like a crow's. Hence Euron Crow's Eye is his nickname, that's where the sigil comes from.

>>85374876
Even direwolves are led by STONG WOMYN
yes I know that's in the book

>>85375241
I didn't know she had anything else

>>85375197
She had two fleets, the one taken from the slavers who attacked Mereen and Yara's fleet.

Only Yara's fleet was destroyed.

The slaver's fleet gets destroyed in the next episode though at Casterly Rock.

Then dragon lady goes full mad queen and roasts the Lannister army with her dragons.

>>85374704
>goes into grey worm's room
>leaves door open
>gets naked

>>85375192
Behind the Others obviously, considering the implications of his anime bullshit and blood magic he is the biggest threat in the world barring the walkers

>>85375256
Littlefinger is just going to go blow a hole in the wall to let the white walkers in when Sansa doesn't give him any ass so that he can climb the chaos ladhdah

>>85374855
>put the leaders of dorne and greyjoy all on one ship
why?

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>>85374385
Thank you Jesus.

>>85375165
I didn't actually save the spoilers but it went something like

>Jon Snow brings a white walker to King's landing to convince cersei

>Euron asks if the white walkers can swim, Jon Snow tells him no

>Euron immediately sails back to the Iron Islands

Thank you based Euron working the sneks into a shoot

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Pirates of the Carribean theme song with the Greyjoy battle
Only 30 seconds, i might do a full one tomorrow if no one else does it
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>>85375259
>Westeros takes place in The Middle Ages
>Took all of their top engineers to develop a Roman technology from 200BC

>>85375266
I read the books years ago, thanks anon. I believe they'll make euron have an eye injury and wear an eye patch later on as a nod to the book character too.

>>85375229
>Implying integration worked
LOL

>>85374986
aren't they all dead?

>>85375318
It's called fantasy anon. It's not supposed to be historically accurate like Dunkirk.

>>85375285
Arya kills him episode 7.

Can someone post the leak?

>>85375230
The ballista seriously hasn't been invented yet? this is what I don't understand. All these major forts and keeps and somehow basic siege weaponry hasn't been invented yet? can't wait until they figure out how to build a trebuchet

>>85375358
It's bullshit. Like two lines have been vaguely true, and they're both obvious as shit.
Everything else is wrong.

>>85375209
>>85375294
>euron scared
I believe it'll play out more like ''then why the fuck am I here? Bye, good luck, my home is a fucking island.''

>>85375269
she has like 200 bireme class miranese ships

because these ships are magic and don't require oarsmen they can probably hold 200 men each. she can probably ferry 40k men at once, which i think may be just right if she took the amount of losses to attrition i would expect. i don't know what she plans on doing with the dothraki horses. probably food, but you know the next time we see the dothraki they will be surfing horses, so who knows

>>85375364
They don't even have shields anon.

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>>85375326
That's be nice desu.

so only 5 remainings episodes right?

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>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos.

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>next ep preview shows greyworm with a ton of dany ships
Where did she got those? how did they passed yuron massive fleet?

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>>85375231

Preston desu.

>>85375356
Lame. What's the point of his character again?

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>>85375343

Ellaria and Tyene were taken hostage.

where'd those flaming fireballs come from doe?

>>85374404
>all rapes are now only discreetly implies because of the sansa fiasco
Shame.

>>85375349
I mean they've developed crossbows, straight roads, and plumbing so one would assume a ballista isn't too hard to build.

I mean you think that they'd invent the fucking printing press by now

>no CIA edits of when Jon chokes little finger
Lads....

Everytime I watch a behind the scenes clip it seems like dan has no idea what he's talking about and like a complete aloof asshole. The Dabid seems like he at least has watched the show he produces

>>85375229
You mean like most of the north? I've lived in both the north and the south, and you yanks have the most segregated everything.

>>85375424
>qt snek getting raped by Gregor
BASED D&D

>>85375364
Didn't the Dornish shoot down one of the Dragons and capture one of the Targ sisters?

>>85374931
Mike pence. Little known fact about him is that he brought himself back to life with the electricity he uses to cure homos.

>>85374468
No that was Littlefinge BEFORE he left King's Landing. Ever since he left KL he became a cuck.

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Did the leave him in Mereen?

>>85375294
lol fuck this shit brah

i'm outta here y'all

PEACE

*moonwalks back to the Iron Islands*

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Next episode.

>>85375435
Don't blame me. I'm not the director.

>>85374457
boy you made that pasta frresh

>>85375318
>>85375349
>>85375364
Didn't similar technology already hundreds of years ago when Aegon seized the kingdoms? A scorpion bolt killed one of the dragons.

>>85375432
Euron's sorcerers/necromancers

>>85374736
well, it is sort of ironic since house martell had the unbowed, unbent, unbroken

>>85375463
DAARIO=EURON

>>85375447
He's a reanimated corpse, dude. No blood flow = no boner.

Euron is literally /reddit'sguy/

>>85375381
How does she feed her army? Fish? What about drinking water?

>>85375491
It could be inflatable, like what they give to soldiers who had their junk blown off by an IED

>>85375432
Euron has magic.

I truly hope Samwell gets sword raped by his father and Dany gets tortured by Littlefinger and used in a brothel

>>85375007
literally going to be a song of ice and fire

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>>85375421
Exactly. It really is lame. Believe me sansa will -pretend- to scheme with littlefinger now jon is gone, that jon is a bastard he has no right to be king, then she'll reveal she was playing him, she learned from the best, and now he dies, and arya stabs him with his own valyrian dagger.

What SHOULD FUCKING HAPPEN: He should be there at the ''great meeting''; thats leaked at the dragon pit with daenerys, cersei and jon and all their advisors, so he's there and sees varys atleast one more time, and he scehemes onwards from there, perhaps blowing up the wall or helping dismantle it to create CHAOS which is what he loves since he can play around there. Yes letter white walkers in is bad but if it destroys the current armies and leaders and enables new leaders to rise and win (himself) then it's a good thing for him.

>>85375491
>What's fisting

>>85375188
>Euron's fleet is a thousand ships.
So how the fuck does a thousand ships find, and sneak up on another fleet of a "couple dozen of their best ships" that's also manned by Iron Islanders in the middle of the night?

>>85375007
>>85375529
roll credits

>>85375294
>immediately sails back to the iron islands
fuck euron is hilarious. just leaves everyone to die with NO SHIPS.

Will Euron admit to having a valyrian steel armour set + axe?

>theon goes to stab Euron in a triumphant moment to show Theon isnt a coward
>blade just bounces off
>"Thats Valyrian Steel armour you cockless coward, its amazing what you can find on the high seas"
>kills Theon

epic

>>85375508
big storage crates in the ships they came in
dont think to hard

>>85374704
because the only sex scenes sjw wana show is a non threatening male with no penis.

the show has never portray male sex as a positive thing. only rape or for monies

>>85374736
>He took her spear, broke it across her back, then stabbed her with the two halves of her broken spear
lol, spear staff gets broken that easily
Euron is stronger than the Mountain

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>tfw there will never be an episode as good as Hardhome again.

>>85375421
Maybe he returns as the Night King´s hand

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How can /ourguy/ be so based?
He left his lesbo sister and the bad pussies to die, the absolute madman.

>>85375432
It's very simple anon: You build a catapult or trebuchet on the deck of a ship. Then you load it with something flammable covered in pitch that breaks apart easily. You set their fleet on fire and the wind does the rest. Very efficient.

I legitimately enjoy Euron. At first I was wondering if he was too over top, but I think the actor redeemed himself this episode.

>>85374430

"Forgive me, but that word has no gender..."
Biggest eyeroll of the episode.

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>>85374767
KEK

>>85375549
>bad pooseys
? Do they stink or what? Why does everyone call them bad pussy girls?

>behind the scenes shows silence looking pretty good
>actual episode was too dark to see any of the work they put into it

good job guys

>>85375582
episode 6 of this season sounds like it could be night king kino

>>85375424
i hope we get a scene of cercei slapping the shit out of those tits

>>85375566
If only. But theon will 100% kill him now and THEN die saving sansa or some shit.

>>85375549
Bronn and Jamie took 10 minutes and fought these bitches to a stand still

Eruon just steamrolled over them

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>>85374567
forgetting the most alpha character in the whole show
azor sandor

>>85375061
I would have preferred a more realistic naval battle - with shots of man loading and firing canon, chain shot, grape shot etc. Then using ropes to pull a ship closer for boarding.

Instead we get a magic ship that can just appear right next to another ship, with a gangplank that can perfectly span the distance between them.

Just idiotic and insulting to the intelligence of their audience.

>>85375630
They'll get worse than the shame bitch.

Whats happening with Brann, didn't he just arrive at Castle Black? Did they not show him meeting with Jon or did i miss it?

>>85375602
>you will never be as self confident as Euron

>>85374767
damn

>>85375548
Because he is the most skilled naval navigator and fighter in the entire Game of Thrones universe... Not to mention had the drop on them in that he knew where they were anchored...

Where would they go if not south? They are literally off the east coast of Westeros... There is nothing to the North...

They could either sail south to King's Landing... Or south to Dorne...

All he had to do was sit south of Dragonstone and wait. They had no idea he was there, so its not like they would sail an indirect route or something like that, they would just sail directly for Dorne or directly for King's Landing...

>>85375617
have you not watched the show?

>>85375582
Believe me we've got the jon, tormund, hound, beric, thoros, the great kickass party running like shit from the nights king in an upcoming episode which may rival hardhome

>>85374728
dont think that was him, thought it was some other ironborn raider

>>85375582
All the normies like you who like battle episodes have destroyed this show

>>85375570
You are pathetic.

>>85375609
yeah that was the most I've cringed in a while.

>>85375620
I had to mess with my monitor's brightness, and turn off all of the room lights to get a good experience.

>>85375582
There could be. It depends if they allow the White Walkers the power level they deserve.

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>>85375656
>with a gangplank that can perfectly span the distance between them.
Wut? Roman Marines used those things in boarding actions thousands of years ago.

>>85375021

Narcissism. Attention seeking. It's pretty self-explanatory.

>>85375688
>m-muh make believe politics

Get a grip. It's a fantasy series

>>85375531
If arya kills him all this potential will be lost.

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>>85375568
>dont think to hard
They have tens of thousands of people, their horses, food and water for all. Also they can't have unloaded everything on dragonstone so they must have lost like half of everything with the second fleet. Basically they should be fucked at this point

>the fucks at Castle Black still haven't sent Jon a raven telling him about Bran arriving
Really, guys? The fuck are they waiting for?

>>85375663
Jon's in winterfell right now, not Castle Black, have you even been watching? they'll likely get the news in an episode or two

>>85375548
because he is the storm
dont think too hard

>>85375710
Littlefinger will recieve itnext episode... and burn it.

>>85375655

>The Hound ends up sitting on the iron throne at the end of the series

How good would that be?

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>>85374767

>>85375710
they ate all the ravens cuz winter came

>>85375656
You forget everything they have said and illustrated about Euron up to this point. It makes no sense if you look at it in a vacuum.

He could have had a spy. He could use his very high knowledge of the sea and how to sail, he's a fucking war wining savage, and found them. He could have used scouts. He could have used some magic he has learned from ravaging the seas.

>>85375313
play the song when he kills the sandsneks

Howland Reed when

New

>>85375726
>>85375726
>>85375726
>>85375726
>>85375726

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>based poosifu

>>85374582
Fuck I want a clip of the scene with the E1M1 theme dubbed in

>>85374429
>Theons Uncle killing 2 sand snakes somehow
>implying women can beat men in combat

>>85375795
Damn, she is fucking pretty.

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>>85374457

Don't bully Theon

Why am I not allowed to like this episode? If I'm being honest it was a solid 8/10

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that transition from the greyscale cutting to the food eating was the grossest thing I've seen in a minute

>>85375599
Hmmmm... That sounds like a load of horse shit.

>>85375679
>he watches the show