this is your new lara croft actress say something nice about her

s t i c c

>>85374066
Still would lads

As a man, I wish my chest was as flat as hers.
these Ayyyy cups are starting to turn heads

Why are old white males always so fucking pink? It's like a hot dog.

>>85374066
Fassbender? More like Fattfender, kek Am I right, bros?

>>85374172
He isn't pink at all you fucking nigger. I'll fuck you up for talking shit about your masters.

>>85374066

>man feet
>no tits

will they CGI her some tits at least? Tomb Raider the video games and previous films only existed because boobs.

>>85374133
I mean, of course I would. But to be fair, I would also strongly consider fucking a literal McDonalds milkshake at this point.

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>>85374202
That's not fassbender in the pic anon...

flat is justice.

>>85374066
FLAT

>fucks curvy af fuck negresses
>fucks dfc lolis

the fucking madman, truly /ourguy/

>>85374291
as a straight male I would rather do fassbender between the two

no homo

>>85374556
me too anon..... me too

She's definitely attractive in Ex Machine and The Man from UNCLE.

>>85374556
Thirded

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shoulda been Lacey

>>85374556
fassy has always been a legit 9/10

>>85374556
not a doubt in my mind my man

>>85374556

Not a fag, but even I'll admit Fassbender is the more attractive person. Lara's whole appearance is the big titties or in the new one a nice firm butt, but she has the body of a 12yr old boy.

>>85374622
I'd raid her womb if you know what I mean.

>>85374556
She has no tits
She has no ass
This kooky kong has no class

not even a swan dive 0/10

>new Lara is flat as a board and has no curves
>new wonderwoman is flat as a board with no curves

What did hollywood mean by this?

>>85374622
Too bad she only does made for TV christmas movies now

>>85375158
slicc is the new thicc

>>85375158
They're trying to normalize pedophilia and it starts with trying to meme the public into finding neoteny attractive.

>>85374556
Most hetero person itt.

>>85374291
What's the point of wearing a top.

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>>85374291
>yfw fassbender has bigger boobs than her

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>>85375158
>>85375233
They're trying to normalize flat bodies that men can easily emulate. It's homosexual propaganda aimed at Russia, where explicit homosexuality outlawed in media

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>>85374291

Stop shilling. She is a robot on screen. And look at her she is the epitome of plain.

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>We will never again get a movie or game version of Lara like this

>>85377120
What I don't get is why people want such a thing? Porno exists and is freely accessible. Why do I need unrealistic titties on unrealistic characters in unrealistic settings? I'm already swallowing a hell of a lot of crap, and can get porn whenever I want.

>>85377441
>Why do I need unrealistic titties on unrealistic characters in unrealistic settings?

are you stupid or just a fat jealous tumblr whale?

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>>85374066

weird-looking body
wouldn't bang