Wtf, I hate Theon now.

>my brother is dead
>WAAH SAVE ME THEON

he made the right decision, if he went retard and charged him he would have died as well as yara in the scuffle.

this is part of his redemption arc, yara dies and he'll finally kill his uncle

theon? there is only reek

also, keep it to the general you attention whore

>>85371811
>Escape the clutches of a madman
>Forced into hiding from crazy uncle
>Join a bunch of dykes trying to make a dyke empire
>Crazy uncle catches up to you and steals his dyke sister

Euron did him a favor

>>85371811
Why? What the fuck was he gonna do? Get his sister and himself killed?

>>85371811
>that shot of Theon floating in the water while Euron's massive intimidating ship sails away into the darkness
>the fleet loyal to danaeyrs in flaming ruin all around him, Theon is once again alone in the world
10 out of fucking 10 episode
havent had one of those since Hardhome

So I assume he will drown now? or will he conveniently wash ashore somewhere?

>>85373624
>10 out of fucking 10 episode
you can't be serious, the only good part was euron killing snakes, other than that it was the worst swj lgbtbbq fest I've ever witnessed

>>85371811
>jumps out of boat
>euron laughs
>euron slits yaras throat infront of a floating theon
>''what u doing swimming away?'' cackles euron as he grabs a crossbow from one of his men
>''shit. i didn't think this through.'' thinks theon as he frantically tries to swim away
>gets impaled by a bolt

>>85373624
Agreed my friend.

I personally vote this episode a 9/10, easily.

The red witch makes her debut on dragonstone, Khaleesi's home, I missed that girl.

Khaleesi shooting down the spider, and he had it coming for awhile.

Lord Tyrion giving wise counsil. Always listen to the half man.

Jon Snow will go meet Khaleesi, I literally can't wait for this. Why was little bear arguing though? No! Be forever on Jons side girl!

Sam at the Master Citadel with sir Jory was great, hope his stone man disease is burned away soon so he can serve his dragon queen.

What I didn't like, and the reason this episode had 1 point deducted was Theons Uncle killing 2 sand snakes somehow (?????) makes no sense, it was a 2 v 1. he would be destroyed.

>>85373708
>woman speaks in GoT
>literal queens give orders
OH MY GOD SUCH BLATANT MISANDRY
Kill yourself.

>>85374560
>Theons Uncle killing 2 sand snakes somehow (?????) makes no sense, it was a 2 v 1. he would be destroyed.
they were fucking women

Why the fuck should Theon put himself into a no-win scenario to save his sister? He's going to be killed no matter what if he charges Euron, he can't save her, it's literally a suicide mission that will accomplish nothing. He had no choice but to save himself, he has no allegiance to the Iron Islands or fucking Daenerys or his dyke sister
literally the first time I've liked his character

>>85374560
10/10 post

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>>85374560
masterful bait, until the end. you flew too close to the sun anon.

>>85374712
>forgets 10 minute disabled slave couple sex scene
>forgets the 30 minutes of fucking nothing happening
>AHHA !!!! THAT 10 MINUTES OF ACTIOPN TOTLALY MAKES UP FOR THE COMPOKLETE FUCKING TRASH EPISODE THIS WAAASS!!! IM TOTALLY NOT THE SAME PLEBS WHO WORSHIPPED THE TERRIBL EDIRECTION AND FORMAT BRNEAKING BAD TOOK BECAUSE ITSZX AIMED AT PLEBS WITH SHORT TERM MEMORYU FROGETTING THE TERRIBLE FUCKING EPISODES WITH NOTHING BUT FUCKING FILLER COULD LITERALLY CUT THE EPISODE DOWN TO 15 MINUTES AND YOUD N OT FUCKING NOTICE

>>85373185
keked too hard

>>85371811
He probably saved his sister by not charging towards them.

>>85374560
i give this post a 10

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>ask Theon what he would do if someone came after his sister and he walks away like a cuck
>literally 5 minutes later he does the same thing
was it horribly obvious foreshadowing or was it kino?

Will Theon become king/lord of Iron Islands? He's a major character and much more developed than Yara.

>>85374972
They were the strongest warriors of dawn.

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>>85371811
>Asha's been a cunt to him the entire time they've been together
>berated him to the point where he fell into his hellhole of a life in the first place
>she abandoned him and left him to rot with Ramsay
>he's got intense PTSD

Theon literally did nothing wrong.

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>>85374560

why the shit did euron just laugh and let him go? why is this show so dumb now?

He would have lost and died or also be captured, it was a smart move.

PTSD hit him.

>>85375159
I didn't notice this.

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>showplebs will never realize that Theon is best boy

>>85375203
because what is a dickless coward going to do against the great euron?

>>85375203
Euron has a thing for raping the males in his family, he probably plans to make theon his sex slave rather than kill him

Thank you for just reminding me why I stopped watching got .
Now I won't be tempted to repeat that mistake again.

>>85371811

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soAofAWEpGU

>>85375128
And saved himself. He was surrounded by his uncle's men.

>>85375170
>dawn
>not Dorne
top bait, because I hope you're not that much of a showfag.

>>85375322
>Thank you for just reminding me why I stopped watching got .

But that was a good scene

>>85374712
notice all the men surrounding Dany at the strategy table are half men and are subservient to women
1. Dwarf
2. Neutered male
3. Unic
4. No cock Theon

>>85376894
eunuch*

Fuck Jon Snow. It would have been extremely metal if Theon drowned and the drowned god or something brought him back to life as a half crazed monster that just goes berserk.

>>85374712
>Dorne is run by whores
>Yara aspires to be queen
>Dany is queen
>Cersei rules KL
>Oleanna runs the South
>Now Sansa runs the North

Seems like a coincidence to me.

>>85376983
I would love this. This and the whole Jorah Mormant having an arm made of Dragon Glass would make this stupid shit better

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>Just watched episode
>Want to come here and revel in gleeful shitposting about based Euron slaughtering sneks
>Thread is just butthurt fedoras getting triggered about women stabbing men in the balls and other shit

Jesus Christ, you faggots ruin everything.

>>85377030
>show has countless moments of women being sexually abused for the sake of titillation

No feminist show would have scenes like Craster's rape hut.

Theon will fight another day.

Battle was won, war isn't over.

Now it's his turn to save his sister, and take over the iron fleet.

Then everyone else will die when the dragons turn on them.

Theon will rule westeros.

All hail King Theon.

>>85377168
>literally every man is becoming an incel

Brace yourself for the whiniest generation of all time

>>85376922
Here's your (You)nuch

Was he actually being brave or cowardly here?

Theon is a better character than anyone I've seen in theaters any movie since2015

>>85378100
He was being smart.

Also, Yara has been terrible to him in literally every scene they've had together since the show began.

>>85375301
did euron rape balon?

>>85373708
And the man-child award goes to!

So, alfie is the only good actor on the show left right?

>>85378568
Tyrion and Varys can give good performances when their material isn't ass.

Olenna is an objectively amazing actor.

As is Cersei.

Jaime's good. Jorah's good.

The guy playing Randall Taryl doesn't suck.

You might hate Sam but the actor is okay.

I waffle on Brienne. Her actor might be "alright" but god is her character terrible.

>>85378707
>Tyrion and Varys can give good performances when their material isn't ass.
I meant from the newer generation of characters. Basically everyone who grew up during the show. Alfie is acting circles around Kit and the british slags.

I wasn't comparing Alfie to people like Diana Riggs or Lena Headey.

But yeah, Randyll tarly's actor got the part nailed down.

>>85373038
Pretty much. Should have thrown the ax, cunt.

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>>85377030
This season has been the best so far. War of the Five Queens is so fucking HOYPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

lets fucking go!

>>85378464
No, the youngest brother. The one who became the drowned god priest.

>>85376894
That seems to be the running theme of current year GoT. I'm not sure how they expect me to buy any of it. One or two stronk female leaders is fine. But all of them except one, surrounded by subservient half-men who do nothing but grovel at their feet? I find dragons and white walkers a lot more believable.

Oh sure, there's tons of violence against women, but it's always portrayed in the most sinister and malevolent ways, only serving to remind us who the bad guys are.

>>85378464
>>85378972
And the one who died of an infection. He may also be skin changing into his mutes, meaning that he might be stealth fucking Victarion.

>>85378464
euron was fucked in the ass by balon.

theres something that made me happy when the lesbians started being gay and theon kind of groans or smiles and is about to turn away

there was charisma there that hasnt been in the show for 2 seasons now.

>>85379036

Theon is actually a really pathetic, unlikable, annoying kinda useless character.

Alfie Allen however is such a great actor that he redeems scenes purely with his ability to make it feel "real".

>>85373084
he can't be King of the Iron Isles because he'll never have heirs.

>>85379080
Still has balls. I'm sure a maester with enough skill could find a way to harvest some semen.

Or, y'know, there's a chance he already made a bastard out there considering he was kinda a womanizer and he could legitimize the kid.

Or he earns the Drowned God's favor and gets a kraken cock!

>>85378926
Don't forget badass Olenna!!!

>>85378926
agreed dude, sh*ts gonna be so f*ucking awesome!

>>85379127

AND THE BEAR GIRL AND MELISANDRE

>>85379121
>considering he was kinda a womanizer
I know this is probably not a popular opinion on /tv/ but fucking whores doesnt make you a womanizer.

>>85371811
> be this cuck
> in boat full of qt you could fuck soon just by protecting theirs lives
> white nazi destroy the entire fleet
>runnaway like the coward he is

>>85379073
Seriously, all the characters now seem to be plot devices rather than human. Its just the Hound and Theon. I would say Jaime but he hasnt changed at all.

>>85379178
>you don't need a penis to fuck :^)
Absolute cuckoldry.

>>85379156
you mean the based girl :D

>>85379169
Shit maybe i'm confusing the books with the show.

But in the books Theon fucked pretty much everything he could get his hands on. Which was a lot because he's actually meant to be more handsome than Jon and Rob.

Of course in reality Alfie Allen is your classic Brit while Rob was a hottie wolf man.

>>85379178
>be this cuck
>in boat full of qt
>literally have no dick
ftfy do you even watch the show

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>>85379073
>Theon is actually a really pathetic, unlikable, annoying kinda useless character.

Read the books, he's the best character. dem Reek chapters.

>>85379676
But he can still teabag and rim.

>>85379256
>>85379676
he's still got a prostate, he could let them fuck his boypussy

>>85379724
>implying Ramsay hasn't broken him into being the perfect submissive cumslut

>>85379696
breh, theon alone in the godwoods when bran whispers his name is pretty great.

>>85379121
>>85379724
>Still has balls

Didn't Ramsay say something about Asha having bigger balls than Theon, referring to his testicles in the past tense? I think he took 'em too.

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>>85374560
great post I agree fully
*+1 upboat*

>>85378464
He raped Aeron Greyjoy, you filthy show casual.

>>85379017
He prefers straight up cucking Victarion.

The hatesex they'll eventually have will be out of this world.

>>85371811
PTSP.
when he saw the dudes getting cut and Euron holding Yara captive he had flashbacks to Ramsay and his torture.

>>85380113
Amazing how this flies over the heads of the average GOT viewer.

>>85380113
>PTSP

Post Traumatic Sliced Penis?

>>85380139
Im sure the average game of thrones viewer would have charged this guy who just cleared an entire ship.

>>85380182
I fucked up but yeah that works too.

>>85379781
Foot pleasure?

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>>85379121
>>85379169
>>85379816

you think Theon got pic related preggers?

>>85380287
jesus christ she looks worse than I remember

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>>85371811
How's he going to react when he finds out the only person who ever loved him is dead?

>>85371811

>He unironically liked Theon before this episode

Wow. You totally deserve this.

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How will they kill him off /tv/?

>>85381176
Found the showfag

>omg Jon and le witty imp XDDD

>>85381420
Theon will hurl Euron and himself off of a bridge at Pyke in season 8.

>>85381420
depens on who will be writing
the jews or the godly writer of this episode

>>85381420
Video Related
http://youtu.be/tXowTxmhQ5w

>>85381420
yes, he's fookin legend guy part 2

>>85381521
Sadly this

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>>85381420
Yara or a sand snek will survive because D&D and get revenge.

>>85381588
Ramsay being such a powerful and skilled Mary Sue was bullshit considering he's a raging retard in the books, but Euron is legitimately feared by everyone and is basically the final boss of the series, so it's entirely believable he could beat two women.

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>>85381521
Well that just sums up the whole show.

>>85381690
I haven't read the books in a really long time, was he that much of a skilled warrior? I remember Victarion being the strong one, though Euron had an armor of Valyrian steel and also using magic and drinking that blue stuff...

>>85381588
>wtf how can a guy who has the combined strength of two women and years of combat experience and training beat two independent strong womyn??
>if that happened irl they totally would have beat his ass

>>85381759
victarion is a dangerous warrior. Euron surrounded himself with his tongue cut lads.

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>>85381759
Most dangerous man in the 7 Kingdoms.

>>85381759
Everyone including Victarion shits their pants over Euron, dude's intimidating as fuck.

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>>85381521
DELET THIS!!!!

>>85381776
Not to mention that they picked the worst weapons possible for close quarters combat. Hell, Sansa could probably take at least one of them down if she had a proper weapon.

>>85381776
Euron's actor is a skinnyfat manlet though.

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>>85374560
>>85374204

ANYONE RESPONDING TO THIS BAIT AFTER THIS POINT IS OFFICIALLY RETARDED

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>>85374560
>xd I'm so reddit

>>85379813
Reek
The Ghost of Winterfell
The Prince of Winterfell
Theon

That chapter titling sent shivers down my back.

>>85375170
They were bad pussies.

While euron is celebrating in kingslanding dany will fly her dragons over there and burn his ships

>>85382131
This is basically how he's going to die in both the show and books. The show will be more on the nose and heavy handed about it.

>>85381832
Seriously, a whip is the most retarded weapon. I can't even remember what the other one fought with.

>>85381521
>Plottwist
Terrantino is secretely directing GOT, any second now there will be a katana.

>>85382217
Like a seven foot long spear. That whole fight was natural selection at work.

>>85378926
2 are captured already, Sansa's an idiot unintentionally causing strife, so that's 2.

It's just like that guy who posted the spoilers said

He was right all along.

I have the entire storyline saved.. who wants to see it?

>>85373624
>10/10

Did you forget the rest? That scene and maybe the Sam stuff were the only good bits. Shit episode, great ending.

I hope the White Walkers win, I really do. They don't care if you're brown, pale a ginger, a nigger, blonde, a jew or a turbo eunuch, all are welcome to join!

>>85382249
The guy just got in a car crash and one of those chicks is a professional stuntwoman, I can believe Kurt Russell's doom.

>>85382419
Also he was shot earlier.

>>85382337

Giv pls

>>85382337
go for it m8

>>85382278
One is captured, Theons sister was hung by the bow of her own ship

Maybe all but one dornish woman was captured, I think it's one of the younger ones

>>85373185
Keked hard. Dyke Empire.

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While we're on the talk of realism here, is it possible for a man to burst another man's skull like a watermelon just by crushing your hands together?

>>85381521

I'll always remember this movie as the one that made me realize Tarantino was a fuckin hack.

>>85382337
Me.

>>85382516
human skull need only 8 lbs of pressure to crack. the mountain is a big guy

>>85371811
you are dumb, he will catch the ship by swimming, get aboard it and assassinate them all while they are all sleeping

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>>85379696
>>85379813
>>85382106
>tfw finally realizing this mysterious Reek character was actually Theon all along

>>85382455
>>85382457

I have it but I'll act like a bookfag since they are irrelevant now. All I can tell at this time is that Euron destroys the rest of the Targaryen alliance fleet, Dany's sea threat is no more. The Lannister army sacks Highgarden and Jon doesn't get roasted at Dragonstone

>>85382516
No. Extreme pressure is required to completely break someone's skull like that, it's tougher than it seems. Think "dropping an anvil on your head" kind of pressure.

>>85382455
>>85382457
>>85382550

Here's another one:
Dorthrakis dismantle the Lannister army in a surprise attack after they loot Highgarden.

>>85382714
>Dorthrakis

Why are these fuckers still relevant

Having a whip a weapon is the most retarded shit ever. Bitch could've stabbed him in the neck with a spear and he would've been done there instead of mildly inconveniencing him.

>>85382663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHcxPijltLQ

>>85382516
What this anon said >>85382663 skull is tough as fuck, I do homekill twice a year. I cant be fucked deboning a skull so I often use it for my sick fantasies. A cinder block will shatter while only giving a small fracture. However place a clamp along the joins (I dont know what theyre called, the stitch things that run around the temple and centre of the skull) and give a few light cranks and she caves easy as fuck.
So yeah im guessing you could cave someones skull but not by squeezing the eyeballs, I recckon youd have better luck placing them on their sides and pressing in their temple.

>>85374560
>Theons Uncle killing 2 sand snakes somehow (?????) makes no sense, it was a 2 v 1. he would be destroyed.
Healthy adult females are weaker on average than teen boys and 70+ yo men.

Elite female athletes and (female) world record holders are generally significantly inferior to U-15 level male athletes and those you find setting High School records.

An average guy can easily batter 2 average women. An average guy wouldn't have too much bother facing 3 average women.

If anything the scene was unrealistic in how long it took Euron to kill the sneks and disarm Yara - not a fucking chance in hell Yara should have been able to parry any of his blows. One strike should have knocked the sword out of her hand and probably broken her arm in the process.

>The leaks were true
w o w

>>85382714
Rhaegar also does things

>>85382461
That was a sand snake, not Yara hanging from the bow.
Those 2 snakes are dead, the other one and her mother got captured along with Yara

>>85382814
>skull is tough as fuck
no even a .22 can penetrate it
and we are talking about a giant

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>>85374525
>literally dive
Try harder fag.

>>85373630
didnt the leaks say he gets rescued by jon and davos

>>85382754
They become an important piece since Dany's fleet is destroyed
The Dornish army is at a standstill, their leadership in disarray and Highgarden will be essentially put out of commission. That leaves the Dorthrakis and Unsullied as her only ground forces

>>85382839
It's not like he's battling two bare handed women, they've got weapons. Problem is they're shitty weapons.

>>85382839
>If anything the scene was unrealistic in how long it took Euron to kill the sneks and disarm Yara
they had poisoned knives ... they should have... well they didn't for whatever reason

>>85379732
*boipucci

>>85382574
8lbs? bullshit

I really fucking hope that none of you seriously think he was in the wrong here. Another bout as a hostage with a bloodthirsty crazy person? Nah. It's time Theon lived for himself for a change and stopped trying to please others.

>>85382963
can't you tell it? lbs is not a pressure unit

>>85382839
And yet men still get pissy and indignant when women act cautious around strange dudes/catcallers. It's fucking common sense for a weaker species to be wary.

>>85382882
You maybe right, it says here Ellaria gets captured

>>85377238
Of course it would. It shows women as victims, you stupid piece of shit. They get off on that.

>>85376894
And? Daenerys attracts these kind of people because her goal is to help and serve these kinds of people. Also what about Jorah? The Dothraki?
Also describing Tyrion as a half man. You forget that he lead the charge for the defense of Kings Landing wielding only a Battleaxe.

>>85381588
The idea that the snek wielding a whip in a crowded fight doesn't get murdered immediately is nonsense.

>>85382865
Yes he does, RIP.. Sam's father

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>this shit site is complaining about how the episode was an sjw fest
>meanwhile euron brutally slaughtered two of the sneks, captured yara and the other snake and her mum to rape all the way to kings landing
>sjwfest

>>85382983
The "omg Jon Snow, Brienne, Dany, Tyrion!!! <33333" crowd are bashing him, but they're permanent turboplebs anyway.

>>85383093
>captured yara and the other snake and her mum

wasnt the other snek and her mum hanging off the bow of the ship at the end of the episode?

>>85383124
that was the two he killed in battle

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*Teleports behind your ship*

Nothin personnel, nefew

>>85383049
And all the blatant gratuitous female nudity done for the sake of male viewers, is that feminist?

>>85383141
battle mode Euron is scary

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I legitimately lol'd when they tried to play the sad music whilst Euron brutally killed the two sneks with their own weapons.

Really? Don't they know even a large contingent of showfags are actually rooting for Euron now?

>>85383124
That was whipsnek and spearsnek. Boobsnek and Ellaria are captured and Cersei will poison them to death.

>>85377030
>Dorne is run by whores
Who have just been BTFO hard
>Yara aspires to be queen
So does Euron and he is winning
>Dany is queen
>Cersei rules KL
Your point is? That there are Queens? Also Jaime rules alongside her.
>Oleanna runs the South
Because everyone else is dead
>Now Sansa runs the North
Jon is still King. She is just the Steward of Winterfell while he is gone.

>>85380287
Who's that? I vaguely remember her.

Didn't she have weird tits or something?

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>euron saved the books
>euron saved the show
is there anything this godly man can't do?

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QUICK SHOW ME YOUR EURONIC FACE

>>85383141
I get the feeling Euron would feel up Theon's cockless gap and then force him to strip naked in front of his entire crew to humiliate him before raping him. Call it a hunch.

>>85378926
Ironic shitposters are ruining this board
Also Sansa isn't Queen, and Euron should be there, and Theon.

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>>85383222

>>85383222
>euron saved the books

Bitch doesn't even have a POV. Even Quentyn got one.

>>85383228
>Sansa isn't Queen
she basically cucks Jon at every meeting lol
>Euron
he follows orders from Cersei nigger

>>85383202

Ship captain's daughter whom Theon was fucking when he returns to Pyke

>>85383124
I thought so too.. who knows. I believe Yara was killed, that was her body hanging from the ship.
I know for a fact Ellaria got captured (not sure who that is, but it's one of the women from Dorne)

>>85383293
but she got shut the fuck down every time she tried to counter him.

euron isn't taking any orders right now. cersei didn't tell him to do shit. he's the one who said he was gonna get a gift

>>85378926
>Ellaria taunting an abuse victim and feeling up his sister right in front of him

Why do people like this character? Why did D&D set out to make her so fucking awful when she was alright in the books?

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>>85383293
>she basically cucks Jon at every meeting lol
>he follows orders from Cersei nigger
I feel insulted by this bait
I genuinely feel insulted

I still think they picked the wrong actor for Euron.

Am I the only one who noticed that it's actually fucking retarded that a giant fucking ship got within boarding distance before anybody fucking realized what was happening?

>>85371811
woah a man runs away cowardly after the brave women fought the evil man

>>85371811
why the fuck hasnt he killed himself already? His life serves no purpose anymore, hes a literal dickless coward and in constant misery. Drown yourself and be done with it

>>85383368
it's called Silence for a reason

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how does she get prettier and prettier every season???

>>85383158
Has the show put cock on display? Yes frequently.

Has the show yet put pussy on display? No and never will.

There have been just as many bare male chests as female - and if you think there's any difference between the 2 you're a fucking misogynist POS and need to adjust to the current year.

>>85382839

Hook line and sinker

>>85383368
maybe every single one of the sailors are receiving sex from the sand women

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>>85371811
>just hating Theon now

>>85378926

kill, fuck, kill, fuck and rape, fuck suck and rape.

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>>85383401
yeah it's silent not invisible

what the fuck. shit writing

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Have you noticed how when woman start ruling everything goes to shit 10 times worse than it does whenever men are engaged?

>dumb whore of a woman cheats on her husband with her brother and gets incest children
>one guy finds out
>prompt to kill him
>in the process antagonize the entire north and have them march against you to take revenge
>years of bloodshed because a stupid whore couldn't stop fucking her brother

>>85383368
No, other retards have expressed the same opinion.

You all need to educate yourselves on naval warfare.

>>85383378
He had to save himself, if he made any gesture toward him he would've sliced her throat. She was dead either way

It was the smartest thing he could do. Wasn't it obvious?

>>85381521

Jesus, I had forgotten what an unimaginable pile of shit that movie was.

>>85383437
he probably still commands magic in the show which he used to cover his fleet in the fog

>>85382902
Nigga do you realise the force a .22 bullet has? The point still stands skull is tough as fuck, but if you put all your pressure on the stitching then you can cave it in fairly easy. Its the reason why when you shoot a rabbit in the side of the head then you get bits of skull fucking everywhere. If I where to cave in somebodies heady id use a treestump, a fence baton, and assisstant and a sledge hammer.
I have no doubt the mountain can cave in skull, the dude can bend 3/4 inch rebar.

>>85381420
why does he look like he just came out of a my chemical romance concert?

>>85375065
It was more like 5 minutes of action with so much shaky cam and quick cuts in low light that you can't tell what's going on.

>>85383428

...That wouldn't surprise me

>>85383406
>and if you think there's any difference between the 2

Well there is.

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>>85383093
That was just so the fat, toxic, insufferable cunts at Burlington Bar will cheer even louder when he inevitably screams for mercy while being disemboweled by strong, independent and diverse women. They didn't have him brutalize the shit characters because it was cathartic to the viewers who aren't braindead, which sadly should have been the case.

>>85383443
>naval warfare
ahh yes, I really need to get up to date on the "fly a giant naval ship within 5 meters of the enemy without them noticing" tactic

>>85383432
>hating Theon

Literally the easiest way to spot a faggot with no taste.

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>>85383516
>Let me tell how the show will play out in. Your facts are useless because i believe this will happen
People like you are ruining this site

>>85383516
you're so far up your own ass about this sjw shit that you're literally denying what's right in front of you. there was a ton of backlash about the sneks so last season they were hardly there and this season they get brutally killed in their first scene as an apology.

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>varys swore to be daenery's bitch forever
fucking hell
there's still a chance he will betray her right lads

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>>85383432
>hating best boy

>>85381521

Very fetishy having the killing blow being a head stomp.

>>85383368
not as retarded as the fact, that Euron should have never known that the sneks are aboard that ship (or that yaras fleet just left dragonstone heading for dorne) in the first place. he just knows things.

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>>85383222
He's a tryhard edgelord. I don't like the character but he gets things done

He's getting a push by the writers so even if he is annoying and childish, he'll be the artificial "bad ass" millennials can relate to

>>85381811
Didn't euron actually rape Victorian or the Damphair

>>85383669
the last scene of the season will be varys' crossbow scene but with dany instead of kevan, then the camera will cut to a shot of a man landing in the stormlands, planting the base of his staff in the sand the camera pans up to show a golden skull on top of it.

we can dream

>>85383442
In her mind the pleasure from incest outweighed the consequences said dalliance created. Women are more prone to this than Men are. However, Ned was honorable to a fault.

>>85383396
Well in the books he's content and willing to go on after finally regaining himself and rescuing Jeyne.

The show just does fuck all, one minute he's risking his life for Sansa on more than one occasion despite the possibility of going back to Ramsay, the next he's regressing and running away.

>>85383765
Not even close

>>85383801
To be fair, PTSD really is a bitch. Some days are just better than others.

>>85383727
He raped Damphair

He raped Victarion's wife

>>85383727
He gave Aeron a vigorous bumming. Victarion's as thick as pig shit and was cucked by Euron in a way that obliged him to murder his own wife but I doubt he'd have passively tolerated being raped in the arse.

>>85383765

>we can dream

Nigga, I've been dreaming about good turns for years now. This show, and the unfinished books, are the embodiment of "I expected nothing and I'm still let down."

>>85383719
>He's getting a push by the writers so even if he is annoying and childish, he'll be the artificial "bad ass" millennials can relate to

Do you really believe that? I think you're giving [those useless cunts] unwarranted credit.

>>85383785
>Women are more prone to this than Men are

Is that why Men are more prone to committing literally every crime like murder, B&E, rape, etc. and ruining their own lives forever?

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Am I a fucking retard or am I missing something on the last part?
where are cockless theon and snakes were heading for? and where was khaleesi when all of that happen, sleeping or what?

>>85383012
>females are a different species

Maybe for you incel.

>>85383905
to dorne to pick up troops

>>85383281
Quentyn got fried. Based Tywin doesn't have a pov either

>>85383905
you missed the war room scene where they decided that yaras fleet is sailing to dorne to pick up the dornish army to bring them to kings landing.

>>85383905
You might be retarded.

Didn't you watch the battle plan at all? Dany wanted the Greyjoys to escort the Sands back to Dorne so they could fight from the south, but then take the rest of Dorne's fleet with them to besiege King's Landing.

It was literally all in the battle plan scene.

>>85383801
In the books theon is currently captured by stannis and about to be burned alive. Also its never stated that he was castrated. Either way, theon's life has been pointless for a long time

>>85383062
>>>85376894
>And? Daenerys attracts these kind of people because her goal is to help and serve these kinds of people.
Yes, they managed to rationalize the cuckolding.
>Also what about Jorah?
Dying, also lvl 99 cuckold, thanks for reminding thus of yet another example.
>The Dothraki?
Name one living Dothraki character. Or a moment where a Dothraki male had a strong moment in the last, Idk, 4 seasons.
>Also describing Tyrion as a half man. You forget that he lead the charge for the defense of Kings Landing wielding only a Battleaxe.
And is still subservient as fuck.

>>85383905
This lil nigga wasn't paying attention to the war room council

>>85383833
>Victarion will never brutally fist euron with his volcano hand.

>>85383878
Fun fact, female rulers have a higher propensity for war than male rulers.

>>85383012
>women
>weaker species
Bruh do you even know how taxonomy works?

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>>85384013
>jorah isn't going to get a badass volcano hand to fist dany with
>he just gets flayed instead
being jorah is suffering

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>>85383765
lol

>>85373185
>I hate lesbians: the post

We got it, you're a bigot, sweetie

>>85375170
Women are fucking garbage, anon, get redpilled ASAP

>>85378464
on the show the balon actor seemed at least 20 years older then euron, so Im guessing No

>>85382935
>rescued by jon and davos
>not rescued by Gendry

can DnD get anything right?

>>85383858
>Do you really believe that?

Yes, he's probably in the books and he's probably a good admiral but I doubt his character/persona is that .. idk stupid

>>85378515

Lmao what the fuck are you on about

later we find out she actually winked at him or some shit as a code and it was all part of their master plan.

>>85384055
>Jon and Danny have sex on a boat

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>>85384051
>yfw you can just cure greyscale from flaying people

Why didn't Boltons think of this?

>>85383905
speedwatcher

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>>85383905
>where are cockless theon and snakes were heading for?

Somewhere likely to make you question the value of six months spent training to use a whip.

>>85382935
>>85384142
Chances are it's Davos and Gendry
They'll be in the same general area and will all end up in Dragonstone. Gendry for certain, Theon will reunite with Jon, high possibility it will be there also

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>>85382516

Ayy

>>85384056
LMAO ur pussy smells like cat food

>>85383012
>women are a different species.
this is your brain on /r9k/

>>85384287
When you nut but she still keep suckin'

>>85384257
So I guess we'll never see her naked.

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>>85384055
>Littlefinger gets killed by arya
So, the entire show hes been acquiring more land and power and it amounted to absolutely nothing

>>85384349
Meaningless struggle is the best trait this show ever had, and if we go back to that I'm glad.

>>85383173

Wait we can't punch left in this show!

For fucks sake, why does Danny get shipped with Jon when he's (probably) a Targaryan?

>>85384384
they wont. Dany being queen and everyone teaming up to fight the undead is all that matters anymore; the show has sucked since season 5

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>Yohn Royce face when he hears Danny has 3 dragons

>>85384349
>So, the entire show hes been acquiring more land and power and it amounted to absolutely nothing

Same could be said of Season 3 where Robb and Cat are planning to avenge Ned

>>85371811
>He's litterally the only one who jumped ship.

kek

>>85379696
It's sad the best we can hope for Theon now is that he takes Ramsay with him. Such a great character. Maybe it's best he gets a tragic ending.

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>>85383765
>Dan & Dabid
>Ever killing off their favorite character

>>85384349

Litttlefinger realistically should have been murdered ages ago for all his bullshit plotting. He just conspires with anyone.

>>85373708
this

we all knew that though, you were just responding to a contrarian snowflake

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>>85384349
Here's the script

>>85375265
>boy

is he still that? no, he's some newage genderless shit

>>85384674
Being castrated doesn't change your gender, no matter what trannies would like you to believe.

>>85384657
This has the stench of D&D all over it

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>>85374560
This one is masterful. 10/10

>>85384729
it makes you pathetic, dickless Theon needs to commit suicide. SAD!

>>85384449
Pls give me a (You), I'm just a showfag who doesn't understand

>>85371811
What was he supposed to do, realistically?

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>>85383224

>>85383224
me on the right

>>85384451
That's exactly where the books are heading. Literally the only outcome

>>85384835
fight in the giant battle going on around him?

>>85384449
because he puts his winky in her before they realise they are both targaryens

>>85371811
>ur supposed to feel BAD for these characters!
>these characters that poisoned children and this character that burned children
yeah ok writers
I guess the regular viewers have already forgotten since they need a fucking clip show at the start of each episode now

based euron

>>85384958
he doesnt have golden hair so it doesnt count ;^)

>>85384384
>Meaningless struggle is the best trait this show ever had, and if we go back to that I'm glad.
The "much gritty, nobody is safe, realism" defense holds little water when you have protected fan favorite characters like Danny (who is untouchable) or Jon (who is unkillable).
D&D's gimmick of unpredictability has run its course and now eaveryone sees through to the morality play they're peddling.

>>85384056

Stop thinking faggotry is okay. It's not, and it never will be.

>>85385021
Euron "When I dock I'll give her my cock" Greyjoy

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>>85378926

>>85384210
>boltons
>best doctors in the 7 kingdoms

>>85384927
unfortunate that the most boring and predictable ending is the one they went with

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>>85374560

>>85384950
the battle was already lost
he looked around, realized that and did what he had to do
the only other choice was dying

>>85374560
How many layers of irony are we on right now?

>>85385082
Euron "Playboy" Greyjoy

>>85384950
But he did. He killed few dudes. Hell, he was the last man standing.

>>85383406
I have to agree. It's like vaginas are a taboo.

>>85383404
Dutch genes

>>85385201
he'll comeback with a new cock and kill euron. that snake bitch deserves to be raped tho

>>85385155
Euron "Leather for any weather" Greyjoy

>>85385155
Euron "pike a dyke" Greyjoy

>>85385145
wtf was "he" doing before then when everyone was fighting? Hiding?
>>85385148
12

>>85385226
Euron "Build me a ship or I'll give you the dick" Greyjoy

>>85385252
Euron "No dick? Get hit" Greyjoy

>>85374560
>Theons Uncle killing 2 sand snakes somehow (?????) makes no sense, it was a 2 v 1.
>>85375170
>strongest warriors of dawn.

They were using a whip and a spear in close quarters combat. No room to maneuver with spear so you basically just have a glorified stick. same thing with whip no room to maneuver which is where the sand snakes excel at. Now Realistically, if the sand snakes aren't as dumb as they seem to be, they would should have used short swords or at least be proficient with them like their father.

>>85371811

If she would fail saving her and get captured he would risk going through what ramsey did to him all over again

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>>85374560

>>85383404
this season she looks like she's had a fresh round of botox

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>>85383224

>>85371811
It was a good episode. After not being based off the books anymore, The problem is now it feels too safe, too neatly tied up. Its lacking the fear of death that was ever present in the past. Theon's sister should have died there. the annoying thing was I knew she wouldn't.

>>85375355
why didn't they just try to apologize?

>>85374560
is this pasta already?

>>85385238
he was killing people left and right
there were just too many of them

>>85371811
he fought like a beast. killed many ironborn

Lads, who still /stannisthemannis/ here?

>>85385526
The mannis is dead. Bury it.

>>85374560
>Theons Uncle killing 2 sand snakes somehow (?????) makes no sense, it was a 2 v 1. he would be destroyed.
This part is the crown

>>85385526
Can Stannisfags be more deluded?

When are you finally going to acknowledge the fact that he's dead?

>>85383362
>[you]

>>85385526
Stannis is still my Mannis.

even if he gets killed by Ramsay Bolton, which I doubt, he'll still have his honour and dignity and won't go out like a punk.

>>85385652
we're not talking about the show you pleb

>>85384768
>overly reddit spacing.
>masterful

nice samefag

>>85385226
>Euron "Leather for any weather" Greyjoy
Doesn't he have a suit of Valerian steel full plate?

>>85385331
>No room to maneuver with spear
Boarding pikes were a thing for a reason though. In the tight fighting of ships, where bottlenecks are everywhere, spears can actually have an advantage, allowing a group of spearmen to threaten a small area by reaching over and around each other.
When Euron's corvus came down, I half-expected to see a rush of Ironborn come across with a press of spears. Then I remembered that I was watching a tv show and mass spear fighting is almost never shown onscreen (it's not as exciting or gallant as sword fighting and much, much harder to choreograph safely.)

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>>85381588
TWO sand snakes!??!

>>85376894
>unic

>american education system

>>85380654
Bravery.

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>>85384005
>Everyone i don't like is a cuck
>Cuck cuck ultra lvl 99 cuck
You should just stop
Like, just stop
Also
>And is still subservient as fuck.
Thats because
She
Is
His
Queen
Do you know what the concept of Kings and Queens is?

>>85386595
cuck

>>85371811
>get captured
>get killed
woah he should have totally done that

by jumping he took his destiny in his hands, theon a based

>>85384483
Yohn's such a ridiculous caricature in the TV series I'm surprised he doesn't use words like "ruddy" and "bally".

>>85386595
>cuck cuck cuck cuck

It gets inside my head to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut". Anyone who thinks I'm saying this in a malicious attempt to promote contagion is completely correct.