Star Trek thread

How much would it cost to have Frakes do a 1-hour concert in one's home?

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>>85369282
There is no monetary price big enough - however if you're willing to give up something of great importance, your anal virginity per-say...

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>>85369282
What's wrong with the promenade?

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>AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I CAN'T STAND IT, I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT, BUT I'M GONNA SET IT STRAIGHT, THIS WATERGATE, something something something, LISTEN ALL OF Y'ALL IT'S A SABOTAGE, LISTEN ALL OF Y'ALL IT'S A SABOTAAAAAAAGE!

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>>85369435
I'm not gay but I'd let him

>>85369559
I like this meme

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>finally a thread without /pol/fags shitting it up
>finally a thread without anyone pretending SJWs didn't make Star Trek
is this the good universe?

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>>85369838
OBSESSED

>>85369838
You've jinxed it.

Just some thoughts about the new Discovery trailer
It looks and feels super actiony, but I guess trailers are going to be like that and I can't fault them even if it looked horrobly generic.
I have no idea why they carved a big logo into the ground. That seems odd.
Transporter effect and warping in effects look neat.
Explosing consoles are still ludicrous
I'm actually kind of hoping that they have a constitution class and it doesn't look 1:1 with the classic series. Like in Enterprise when they had the USS defiant for the mirrorverse episode, it was cool as hell to see it recreated, but it was still a little jarring. I'm hoping in Discovery we see a constitution class or similar, but while still recognizably being it inside and out it looks a bit modern so it's like "this is what our artstyle is and we're being consistent," and that if Discovery had been made in the 60s then it would too look like the TOS enterprise. I don't know if that makes sense or what, but I think it would be better if they made it a "we have huge buget" thing and not a "this is an in universe design thing"

>>85369838
Oh hey, I'm a /pol/fag who hates SJWs. I wasn't going to bring it up, but... aw nuts, I'll just leave it be.

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>>85369962
It's already ruined ->>>85369946

>>85369978
I like how they made a Mary Sue the main character

>Siege of AR-558
Oh hey it's tuco salamanca

>>85370338
God I'm hoping so badly that the show is good, or at least has a few really good episodes, but every time something looks decent something else looks bad

>>85370438
Hopefully the ep directed by Riker will be good

>>85370438
I'd imagine they are going to go full GoT, TWD, HoC (the list goes on) in pacing and style. I just hope they make a decent story arc for the first season so it doesn't end like Enterprise 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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Post dream team

Captain: Dukat
First officer: Data
Ship's counselor: Sarek
Chief of Engineering: Spock
Chief of Security: Garak
Chief Medical: McCoy
Chief Harlot: Seven

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>>85370735

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>>85370735

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>>85369838

The SJWs who made Star Trek would be considered conservative today.

Also, the Federation is just a trust fund baby's impossible vision of "lol gommunism."

>>85370735
Brent spiner playing every different crew member

>>85368341
I would say they are more miss or miss, they were all pretty shit, First Contact is the only one that was adrift, but salvagableheh...

>>85370976
Tough little movie

>>85370801
>no loli Keiko on the love boat

It's technically not even pedophilia.

>>85370893
How is the federation communist?
Seriously.

>>85370893
>the false rape allegation Voyager episode
I'm surprised this episode hasn't had some clickbait tier hate article about it

>>85370735

Captain: Miles O Brian
First Officer: Gowron
Ship's counselor: Rom
Chief of engineering: Kira
Chief of security: Kirk
Chief medical: Garak
Chief whore: Tasha Yar (rape gang RP only on Saturdays)

>>85369559
>JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY....OHH..WOH...I WISH IT WERE A SUNDAYY..'CUZ THAT'S MY FUN DAYYY...OHH.. WOHH!!

>>85371170

Hahahaha, good one.

>>85370338
>female character does anything
>is a mary sue
I mean come on, it's probably not going to be good, but it's not even out yet. Stop using fucking buzz words. Just say what you want and stop pretending you have actual complaints about the characters yet: "I like how they made a woman of a different race than me the main character, and I dislike this character because she is a different race and is a woman because I can't possibly know what she does in the actual show beyond walk around and say a couple of shitty lines of dialogue.".

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocPQKjuCqM0

>>85371035
I still don't understand how currency works. Picard makes it pretty clear to the 20th century businessman that they've moved beyond currency but it's obvious that it's possible to make a profit in a successful business.

It's like they like claiming they're communist because it sounds nice but they're obviously socialist.

>>85371261
>spock's adopted sister
>trained on Vulcan and some kind of pseudo-vulcan super-human logical genius
>press releases already talking about how she makes a decision that changes the fate of the Galaxy
kek, try again

>>85371531
on Earth they moved past
every planet works in different ways

ah yes dukat has an "evil" cult that wears arm bands

hmmm yes very subtle ira

>>85371531
Clicked the wrong post. Here's your (you).
>>85371108

>>85371148

http://trekkiefeminist.tumblr.com/post/60704067259/voy-4x17-retrospect

Oh?

>>85371579
On Earth people open restaurants because they feel like it. On Andoria they stab each other with ice picks.

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Reminder that TOS > TNG > DS9 > ENT > VOY

And that the best movie is The Voyage Home.

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>>85371448
>ywn watch a full episode of Riker

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>>85371631
Now would you look at that... lel

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Eat that fucking leaf, William

>>85371580
Japanese student council members?

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So what did they use for this scene as stand-in for Klingon food?

>>85371605
probably because it's neither communism or socialism and there isn't a real life equivalent

>>85371845
octopus
beats in some sort of cheese/custard
bottom thing looks like ginger or pork fat
unsure on the middle thing
right looks like a bowl of sick

>>85371845
Looks like an octopus, some beets in gravy, some ginger slathered in olive oil, and tabouleh topped with albacore sashimi.

>>85371845
>>85371890
>not eating the gagh live
Riker confirmed for pleb

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Do you think they felt any pain?

>>85371952
Well, considering that they were screaming...

>>85371952
>literally screaming in pain

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>>85371890
Does anyone else get hungry during this scene? The crunchy things especially look good. And the weird shrimp cocktail looking thing he offers Picard.

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>>85372022
Maybe they were already dead and the sounds were just their mishapen hunks of flesh making noises.

>>85372057

Yeah, dude. Klingon food looks rad. But we're not getting the smells, so it'd probably actually suck both in-universe and for the actors.

>>85372074
The transporter operator on the other end says that they were still alive... for a brief period of time.

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>>85372057

I do. I absolutely love this episode.

>>85372074
no they were alive, they state they died in extreme pain or something moments after being transported back on Earth

all because Kirk was in a hurry because he wanted to be back in space with "his" Enterprise

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>>85371565
Sorry, made a mistake here, she doesn't make a decision that changes the galaxy. She makes a decision that "affects her, affects Starfleet, affects the Federation; it affects the entire UNIVERSE."

>>85370735
>Captian: Sisko
First officer: Garak
Ship's counselor: Neelix
Chief of Engineering: O'brian
Chief of Security: Worf
Chief Medical: The Doctor
Chief Harlot: Odo

I would still quite like to make a compilation video of all of odo's grunts, grumbles and various sounds

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>>85372057
>The food Worf was eating in Masks

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>>85372162
It's one of my favorites all around, not just because of Riker chowing down like Henry the fucking 8th.

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>>85372550
>[inquisitive grunt]
>[interrogative grunt]
>[dismissive grunt]
[affectionate grunt]

>>85372287
And Picard never did that with the Borg?

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>>85369074
why do people say enterprise sucks? i just started it and it's pretty good

>>85372656
[grunts with disdain for Ferengi]

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>>85372723
If you said Janeway maybe I'd agree, she seemed to wreck the Borg almost entirely. Picard just stopped one Borg-ball by going back in time and let Hugh live which only seemed to have minor lasting effects. Git gud.

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Were his ingredients bad or was he just bad at cooking?

>>85372749

idk. I liked it. Seems like it'll be better than Discovery is going to be.

>>85372822
Picard decided against wiping out the borg, maybe you should watch Star Trek before commenting in this thread.

>>85372749
It alienated most of the core fan base at the time by trying to be different. Eventually they jettisoned that and tried to make it more Trek like in season 4 but it was too late and got cancelled.

It wasn't my favourite but I didn't hate it by any means.

>>85372749
people had better standards back then
DS9 was still fresh in their memories

>>85372550
someone recently here said they were going to make a compilation of all of sisko's weird sounds he makes like "AAAAYEEEEEE"

>>85372749
the theme song was terrible

>>85372897

DS9 was shit, senpai. Just like the show it ripped off, Babylon 5.

>>85372825
Wang ingredients

Worf also liked that pasta Geordi made, but he hated because the DS9 replicators were playing up

>>85372749
It's been a long road getting from there to here. It's been a long time.

>>85372825

Ingredients. You legit cannot ruin the taste of an egg just by cooking it in the way he did.

>>85372825
He said it was an omelette but those are clearly scrambled eggs. Looked pretty good t b h

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>>85372888
>completely wiping out a species based in the Delta Quadrant
wew

>>85372888
>expecting Data and Geordi's afternoon science project to be able to wipe out a race with transdimensional capabilities
that episode was stupid to begin with

>>85372749
*takes off your clothes and starts rubbing you with decontamination gel*

>>85373220
yeah dude that chick is super fucking hot

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>>85373220
Only series to see every single main character naked or in their underwear at least once. Boldly go...

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>>85373335
Heh heh heh...

>>85373404
how?

>>85373404
When you're worth 8 billion dollars, you can comment on how other people look

>>85373429

She's severely dehydrated and probably doesn't each much, while simultaneously working out a lot.

>>85373429
She swings from anorexic to female body builder

>>85373488
>>85373503
i thought working out was supposed to make you look good?

>>85373404
Damn she look like Geordi and that woman when they were being transformed into the chameleon people with all the veins.

>>85373573

I'd honestly fuck that.

Was it pride that kept the Federation from joining the Dominion? They L I T E R A L L Y did nothing wrong.

So, what's the most powerful known species in Star Trek, in terms of raw fleet power and controlled space? Is it the Borg?

>>85373620
Andorian pressure groups who favored the status quo kept the Fed from voting on it. So Starfleet, without new orders to stand down, just carried on fighting the war

>>85373647
Q Continuum

>>85373647
Q are literally omnipotent

>>85373404
I want to inject something into those veins

>>85373594
Tbh I would honestly fuck anything, it's a combination between my virginity and my shameful fetish for decrepit looking grannies and fat women.

>>85370735
New levels of autism.

>>85373647
after 2379, humans

>>85373690
>>85373689
What about the unexplained Whoopi Goldberg race?

>>85373690
>>85373689
Yeah but what do the Q really do, as far as I know they're just a group of beings who could change the universe but don't have any stake in controlling planets or waging war and just kind of fuck around.

>>85373690
With the exception of Q, the Continuum are also too bored to do anything.

How did Tom Hardy manage to create a career after Nemesis? That movie fucking sucked.

>>85373773
>El-Aurians
>almost completely destroyed by the Borg
We can assume they are generally shit

>>85373841
Maybe they were very powerful but followed the "If you kill your enemies they will win" philosophy and decided to willingly join the Borg.

>>85373773
Guinan almost died in 19th century Earth from a rock hitting her on the head

Unexplained anti-Q powers and a long lifespan, but she herself is actually pretty flimsy

>>85373873
I too enjoy ebin memes, but Guinan is very angry at the Borg for fucking her people's shit up.

>>85373773
Honestly it was an easy writer's way out.

She belongs to the same race as that guy from Star Trek generations who is trying to get back into the Nexus.

Most of them were wiped out by the Borg, I think that's what was happening at the beginning of that movie.

>>85373774
They protect the time space continuum and the universe

>>85373918
Okay, but who controls the Q?

>>85373976
The other Q

>>85373976
The jews and Dem elites.

>>85373976
Intergalactic Space Jesus

>>85371655
I like TOS but it has way too many
>but what if ancient gods were aliums!

I blame Star Trek for all of this dumb Ancient Aliens shit on the History Channel, it put the idea of the Anunnaki into people's heads.

>>85374254
>I blame Star Trek for all of this
>not Chariot of the Gods?

>>85373839
he wasn't a household name until long after that movie, his teeth were still British in that film too.

What happened to gazzora's original channel and all his TNG edits?

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>>85375353
CBS layered him to death
I have no idea

>>85375353
He's on another channel. There's a reddit post about it on the TNG one.

>>85371261
Do you know where the name Mary Sue comes from?

>>85376692
>originally comes from star trek fan fiction
>major network about to make one the main character
Pottery

>>85372440
He gets alot of shit but Worf was the Frodo of the Enterprise. If people listened to his suggestion half the shit that happened to everyone would have been bypassed.

>alien ambassador sees a black kid and wanders off
>is found examining the kid
>"what is this?"

Well this is uncomfortable. I know the show says he's interested because the aliens are born full grown, but it looks very much like a white guy inspecting a new slave

>>85378554
That is problematic indeed.

>>85369527
That's a great episode

>>85378577
The episode also has Worf complaining his fancy uniform looks like a dress.

Riker actually calls him out for being a sexist, then makes a sexist joke himself.

Terrible episode.

>>85378658
>tfw no insane crash waifu to shoot you until you love her

Picard has all the fun

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>see trailer for new series
>mistake it for a new star trek film

ready for explosions and action?? ready for a million billion 'Pissbaby alt-righter sexist mysoginsts OUTRAGED at black female captain!"

despite janeway and sisko

>>85369435
>per-say...
You know the most disgusting thing about faggots is that they always have to fag everything up. They even fag up the language. I suppose one good thing about them being let out of the closet now is at least we know where they are.

>>85378554
There are more slaves in Africa now than there ever were in America. Why don't you go over there and complain? I'll tell you why you don't... because they'd burn your ass alive if you did.

>>85379321
well shit, thank you for reminding me of the poor state of that continent but could you care to explain how the fuck this relate to the discussion at hand ?

>Geordi's mum is a Starfleet captain

lol

>>85379374
The discussion at hand is slavery. You're the one who brought it up. So don't get snippy with me, you faggy little moron.

>>85371890
Top right is chicken paws with boiled cabbage and olives.

>>85371890
Center looks like beef kidney. I'll bet it smells like piss.

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>>85373404
She addressed her problem and got better.

>>85373773
>the Whoopi Goldberg race
They are known as "The Overrated Annoying Sacks of Bullshit" race.

So when are you retards going to admit that your real reason for hating Voyager is because it has a female captain?

Bunch of fuckin /pol/tards in here, I swear

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>>85372952
Stop relying on replicators to produce your food.

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>>85380373
It was a mistake even giving women the vote, much more so making a woman captain of a starship, or the leader of anything, for that matter.

>>85369074
So what's the deal with currency in Star Trek? Was watching the voyage home and Kirk and Spock don't know how to use it. Do people not pay for goods and services in the future?

>>85380661
Nah, they're all disgusting little communists. None of them get paid for anything they do, so what they do has no value at all.

>>85380595
>greatest empire in history was ruled by multiple women
>their period of maximum expansion literally named after one of them
>w-women sucks!

>muh communism
Why can't people get anything right

>>85380722
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

WE WUZ QUANGS AN SHEEIT

>>85380661
Federation citizens don't use money because all needs are met by the Fed

The Fed keeps huge reserves of currency (gold-pressed latinum) and trade goods to use in trade with external partners like the Klingons

>>85380798
Also individual citizens can have money for use outside the Fed if they wish. Riker hustles Ferengi at poker for latinum

>>85371565
Isn't she accidentally starting a war between the Federation and Klingons?

>>85380798
The nanny state doesn't let its property have property rights.

>>85380841
except for all the episodes where they are shown owning private property

>>85380865
It's not owned, it's an allocation earned by service

>>85380865
>>85380886
So if some nigger steals your bike then the fed will gib you a new one? What if you wanted your old one back?

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Why are Trek fans so fucking autistic?

>WAHHH WHY DOESN'T DISCOVERY LOOK LIKE IT WAS MADE IN THE 1990s

Guess what, TV production has changed wildly since the last time Trek was on TV. Discovery will be in the style of the current golden age of TV. Fucking deal with it.

How ironic is it that a series that's all about moving forward, change, progress, accepting difference has a fanbase full of people who want the exact same shit ad infinitum?

It's so easy to not give it a chance, whine about everything new, nitpick it to a fault. It's safe. You feel comfort in hating anything new. I get it. The truth is, for any reply to this post about the REAL reason you hate it and aren't giving it a chance, that's just something you made up after you decided you weren't going to give it a chance for whatever petty reason.

Discovery might end up being shit, but fuck you for not supporting the franchise you're allegedly a fan of, and fuck you for not going into it with an open mind, which is what Trek is about.

>>85380935
There's no crime within the Federation anon

>>85380935
theft is still a crime

>>85380935
Trek is post scarcity, why would you steal one when you could replicate one for yourself? The crime rate on Earth is almost nil because people aren't in a consumer capitalist society, thus they aren't motivated by the need to ACQUIRE or CONSUME

>>85381013
Maybe I'm just a dick and I want YOUR bike

>>85380940
I keep telling those stupid libtards the same thing about Trump... but they keep whining for that brown commie faggot.

>>85381033
then you end up in the New Zealand penal colony

>>85381033
Ok, then you are prosecuted for theft and sent to a rehabilitation facility.

>>85381061
>"""""rehabilitation facility"""""

>>85381070
>""""""""""

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>>85380969
>>85380970
I don't know who's nigging who anymore

>>85380940
>posting cuckbyn as a reaction image

Back to lefty/pol/

Does Odo wear a comm badge or does he shapeshift himself into one?

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>>85370735
Captain: Shran
First officer: Spock
Ship's counselor: Mirror universe Archer.
Chief of Engineering: Scotty
Chief of Security: Worf
Chief Medical: EMH
Chief Harlot: T'Fap.
Transporter Chief: O'brien

>>85380722
Which empire are you talking about?

>>85380940

>How ironic is it that a series that's all about moving forward, change, progress, accepting difference has decided to do a prequel about the most popular old character's secret adoptive sister.

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>>85380969

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>>85381117
O'Brien, lock onto my poop and beam it into space.

Probably the gay one. I'm still laffin.

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>>85381220

>>85381197
at least is not the planet with the single facility on it and surrounded by deadly gas like in TOS

>>85380094
I will hiss at you, Q. I will hiss and hiss.

>>85380373
Flung across the galaxy with no resources?
Let's build things that Starfleet couldn't build.

Mary Sue, the series.

>>85381013
Well I guess if it's your lie, you can make it as big as you want.

Was abortion still practised in the 24th century?

I mean starfleet gets all pissy about not touching space moss because it represents life

>>85381459
they can probably beam it out and let him grow in some tube

>>85380661
It a post currency society, except when they need to trade goods and services with other cultures.

Uhura buys a tribble from Cyrano Jones, an itinerant trader.
Scotty buys Romulan Ale from the black market. Maybe also Cyrano Jones.

In later series, they have gold-pressed latinum. Whatever.

They both have money, and don't.

>>85381459
What happens to "my body, my choice" when a fetus can be raised without the mother's body? They definitely have the technology to build an artificial womb so if someone doesn't want babby then they can just beam it there

Now watch as the "pro-choice" retards out themselves as just being cool with murdering children because they're inconvenient

>>85379189
>angry about the use of 'per-say'
>not angry that it's spelled wrong

>>85381508
I wonder what a child feels like to know they were unwanted and abandoned by their parents because muh choice.

>>85381459
Pregnancy is no longer so random. There's no longer any chance of it happening accidentally

>>85381626
You haven't seen the last few episodes of DS9 have you

>>85381653
que?

>>85381626
Why weren't people like you aborted?

>>85381656
Cassidy Yates reveals she's pregnant to Sisko and it was completely unplanned. He forgot to take his contraceptive injection.

>>85381668
My dad was a catholic

>>85381677
"forgot"
he was possessed by a prophet for that

Just a quick reminder that DS9's "diversity and acceptance" message blows the fuck out of literally anything that STD will be able to do

You had a SHAPE-SHIFTING MONSTER who had sex by engulfing the body of his partner with his space liquid constitution whilst changing his molecular state have a loving relationship with a space palestinian

They think anyone's going to be impressed by a homo on the bridge?

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>85381613
How retarded are you? That was my point... that it was spelled wrong, because retarded fag don't care about anything but their retarded faggotry. You. Retarded. Faggot. You.

Did Dukat rape Kai Winn by pretending to be something he wasn't in order to fug her?

>>85381707
Your "dad", huh? Hey moron... DADS don't have reproductive rights.

>>85381808
how can it be rape if she enjoyed every minute of it?

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>>85380940

>Star Wars can look like Star Wars 40 years later
>Star Trek has to look like Mass Effect

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>Every woman in the Howard family has had green eyes
Wait.. wait.. how does that work exactly? He follows them down from mother to daughter.. to daughter.. to daughter again.. for a thousand years. How are they still Howards?

>>85381892
>>Star Trek has to look like Mass Effect

Mass Effect had a nice aesthetic and the first one was clunky and reminded me of ENT

STD is just all-round trash

Why do people hate Dr. Pulaski so much? I thought she was a pretty neat character and a much more believable love interest for Patrick Stewart.

>>85382009
Only literal reddit tryhards desperate to fit in hate Polaski. She was based.

>>85381964
I'll bet you're all clunky and remind people of a blubberball.

>>85382009
because she was Bones with tits but no charm

>>85382009
I wanted her to deactivate Data so fucking bad.

So first Crusher and now Data?

Was season 7 "give everyone an episode in charge" series?

>>85382576
Data was the second officer the whole time, it made sense for him to occasionally be in command

Best episode for this is when Troi is in command of the bridge and despite being a Lt. Cmdr. at that point she's completely incapable of commanding people and is generally just a dumb roastie

>>85379927
No fucking way that can't be her(T'Pol)!!!

>"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs" episode immediately followed by the Barclay disengaging safety protocols for shenanigans episode
I know one of you fucks is responsible for the Syfy channel schedule and I'm gonna find out who so I can thank you

>>85381118

British empire
Remember the "Victorian" age.

>Data chewing Worf out for being a shitty first officer

kek

>>85383472
>resolves a problem
>actually increases the mutual respect they have for each other
pretty goat scene 2b[q]h

It is neither surprising nor especially interesting that “Discovery” has caused a conniption among the Bannonite mob. It is, however, a little ironic, because in many ways “Star Trek” falls short of the social-justice-warrior label. In the original series, for example, no one seemed bothered by the fact that short-skirted female crew brought the male senior officers their lunches, or that Captain Kirk seemed barely able to contain his sexual appetites. The series’ bartender, maternal and full of folksy alien wisdom, is played by a black woman, Whoopi Goldberg. Throughout the franchise, there is a complete absence of gay or even mildly gender-fluid characters in Starfleet uniforms. (That erasure was repaired, but only in passing, in the last movie, “Star Trek Beyond.”)

Indeed, “Star Trek” can often be seen as patronizing, if not conveniently delusional. The United Federation of Planets, despite its vaunted tolerance and inclusiveness, is mostly led by older white men. The explorers’ motives are represented as pure, unencumbered by cultural chauvinism, yet their science always prevails over aliens’ indigenous superstitions. By a strange and circuitous logic, the trolls who scream, “White genocide!” have espoused this very argument against the show. In effect, they are pining for the least appealing aspects of “Star Trek,” those that arise from unconscious slips and lingering prejudices, despite the writers’ best intentions. But it seems clear that they are fighting a losing battle. As the franchise continues to evolve to better reflect the tastes and the diversity of a global audience, the trolls will find it increasingly difficult to locate a safe space for their nativist fantasies, on Earth or among the stars.

>>85383532
Why wasn't Geordi his first officer? He's higher rank

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>>85383563
Because then the engine room would be in the hands of a three-titted hooker who spills hot chocolate on the captain.

>>85383558
where'd you get this pasta?

>>85383588
Barclay is a Lieutenant, he'd be down there surely

It'll be fine

>>85383588
Or Troi, she's Lt. Commander and doesn't have a job on the bridge

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>>85383609
>he'd be down there
>surely
>COMMANDER THE SHIELDS ARE DOWN WE CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER HIT, WHAT IS ENGINEERING DOING!?
>Computer, locate Lieutenant Barclay
>Lieutenant Barclay is in Holodeck 4

>>85383598
https://archive.is/p1niI

>>85383702
>>85383558
When did the New Yorker become Salon?

>>85383558
>The explorers’ motives are represented as pure, unencumbered by cultural chauvinism, yet their science always prevails over aliens’ indigenous superstitions

What? The show is basically the purest expression of cultural chauvinism on television. The Federation is shown as the pinnacle of societal organisation and they're not afraid to condemn or isolate those that they disagree with. So-called isolationist races like Romulans or one-off species like the Sheliak are treated with contempt and hostility. Ferengi culture is seen by almost ever starfleet officer as utterly contemptible and there are multiple incidents of starfleet officers attempting to inject their "enlightened" values into ferengi civilisation. Sisko thought that the bajorans were completely deluded in seeing him as a prophet and treated their religion with little-to-no respect, using his status as a religious leader to further his expansionist agenda to bring bajor into the federation. Keiko O'brien was not willing to compromise with their religious beliefs either in the teaching of science. Even allies like the klingons are at best romanticised and at worst seen as brutish thugs whose conception of honor is nothing more than a foil for politics.

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Commander Riker, I come to you with a choice. I can bring your former crewmember Tasha Yar back to life, or you can have this unreplicated original 21st century recipe KFC Double Down sandwich. The choice is yours.

>>85384246
does the fate of humanity depend on this choice?

>>85384350
matbe

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>>85384350
No. Puting the fate of humanity on the line is so blasé. This is literally choice between everyone's favorite rapegangbanger baby and a sandwich that has two pieces of delicious fried chicken instead of bread.

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>>85373404

Still would.

>>85373773

They were trying to make the character more than a glorified bartender.

It didn't work.

>>85370735
Which character could realistically fulfill all these roles?

O'Brien?
Garak?
Julian?
EMH?
Seven?
Paris?

>>85372162

Klingon food doesn't really look any more ridiculous than shit you'd see in parts of southeast Asia.

>>85369435
>per-say
is that how americans think that is spelled?

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>>85372945
WATCH IT

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>>85370735
Captain: Riker
First: Jadzia
Security: Tuvok
Engineering: Trip
Medical: Bashir
Counslor: Garak
Mess Hall/Bartender: Neelix

>>85384541
whenever Tom replicates fried chicken it makes me so fucking hungry to KFC

>>85374387
came after TOS
Carl Sagan however had stated that aliens MIGHT conceivably have visited primitive humans, but he was cautious about it and later regretted that he helped pave the way for that shit

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So we know they have synthol in the future, but do they still have weed?

>>85380798
Why does gold-pressed latinum have value? Can't any asshole with access to a replicator just make as much as he wants?

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>>85381808
Being so cocksman that sex(as a male mind you)
is just another tool in the toolbag

>>85385379

If they don't I'm not interested.

>>85385380

Latinum is used as currency because it's unreplicatable.

>>85369978
>Discovery

Real title is Star Trek Diversity

>IT's just ugly chink old hag and niggress
>bunch of PC hoex all over the plot
>every alien in this show neither niggerfication or moronic
>worst than incapable faggie childish show Doctor whore

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>>85385994

>>85373620
They've seen what life is like under Dominion rule.

DABO!

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>>85369838
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>>85373914
Guinan is in the background in the scene you're referring to, and they can't be fleeing The Borg at the time or the Enterprise would have seen them.

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>>85386644
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

>>85386261

Liberal promise to the minority that they live like white middle class in 50s

you will learn how people treat a con man
when they realize It just fraud

>>85371631
>I’m not saying Kovin should’ve been punished when he didn’t do anything. What I think the writers should’ve done was one of the followin: a) written that Kovin had done something wrong

#yesallmen, amirite ladies?

>>85381459
Worf suggests giving Troi an abortion where she gets mysteriously pregnant as it's a threat to the ship.

>>85372142
Imagine being that guy seeing what comes out the other end. It'd be like that scene in Galaxy Quest, only much worse.

>>85381716
I doubt it, they didn't even want him to marry her.

>2 years ago
>Find out my girlfriend of about a year has never watched any Star Trek
>Convince her to give TNG a shot, as it's my favourite
>Knew it was risky because Season 1 is awful and Season 2 is mostly awful
>Start watching Season 1, she grumbles about it(understandably). But says she likes a few of the character and says 'Riker would be really hot with a beard'
>Season 2 rolls around and her patience is wearing thin, convince her that it really does get better.
>Riker has a beard and she says he is sexy as fuck
>She loves his character and says 'even though he is a bit of a slut he is respectful and really cares about his crew, which makes him more attractive.
>Long story short we are now into Season 6 and she told me last night she had a dream that she had a threesome with me and Riker circa Season 6.

All I thought I was doing was introducing her to Star Trek, I never thought it'd turn out like this.

>Keiko adopts this Cardassian kid against Miles' wishes
>lets him play with their tiny toddler daughter
>calls him a racist

lol

>You will never browse KLINGONNED dot com

Why live

>>85387329
Inb4 you get cucked

>>85387582
She dislikes Geordi because he is a whiny white knight 'nice guy' so at least she won't get blacked.

>>85387435
Keiko was molesting him

>>85387435

Rugal is best boy.

>>85384541
Make it a McGangBang and we have a deal

>>85387329
Fat Riker goes great in ANY sandwich if you know what I mean

>>85387531

Would Klingons do that? It seems dishonourable.

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>>85388372
I-I'm not sure if I do

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>>85369559
>SWEET communist THE communist DAUGHTER sanding on the sea-weed WATER SEMEN stains the mountain tops SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

>>85387582
Will "Two takes" Frakes film it?

>>85388843
Aren't you getting married soon?

>>85387531
I'm not really into bdsm

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>>85380373
I hate sjw shit in tv and movies
Especially putting womenz in charge of important things
But i loved Voyager, and her captain the bitch Janeway. She's not retarded like most women. She actually has no problem murdering people such is cool

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>>85388933
Why? Are you interested, Shatner-kun? I'm sorry but you're not my type desu.

>>85371531
Credits or latinum my good man

>>85371898
Seems totalitarian

>>85384246
This is funny because either the KFC double down is so infamous that people centuries later still know what it is, or Riker just spends his spare time reading about old-ass fast food menu items.

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So a famous alien and famous human star fleet officer walk into a moon mine.

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>>85379078


>>85379078
Wut we think about da unies

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>>85390002
Oh yea phasers too

>>85384246
so according to the books

>The Q and that race of beings that the God alien in star trek 5 belong to, had a war some 65 million years ago.
>the Q we have seen the most, errored and as a result an asteroid impacted earth.
>which sent the Voth towards the delta quadrant.
>Q was then punished and assigned to look over earth and its life for all eternity.
>which is why he keeps bothering picard and janeway.

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>>85390002
>silver gold and bronze instead of red blue and yellow

>>85390002
>gold silver bronze
That's.. that's so retarded.
It's not the fucking olympics.

>>85390297
>>85390273
not nearly as retarded as the tiny ass same color rank pips on the insignia.

>>85390273
We also saw Michael wearing the yellow variant of that uniform in last trailer.

test

So who's already purchased their CBS All Access pass?

Quality shows at an affordable price, and we'll be able to see the new Star Trek before anyone else!

Is it against Starfleet regulations to replicate weed and smoke it?

>>85391344
To be honest, I wasn't going to get a pass but then I saw the racist, sexist backlash against Discovery coming from Trump supporters and realised that it was a decent way to fight bigotry, and to get to view my favourite shows on all my devices.

>>85390002
Are there breakdowns like this for other series' uniforms? It's kind of neat for reference.

>>85390002
So I have to intensely stare at my fellow officer's breasts, before I know if I have to salut them?
If the lighting is bad, I have no idea what department I'm looking at? But hey, I at least know which department keeps leaving their boots lying aroung.
Fuck they're hideous

>>85391344
I'm so happy with my purchase of CBS all access! There's so many great titles to watch and enjoy. I will be thoroughly entertained until Star Trek: Discovery airs September 24th at 9:00pm EST!

>>85391355
starfleet replicators replace alcohol with synthol in TNG wich is supposed to prevent you from getting drunk so I suppose weed is also prohibited.

>>85391533

Is there Synthweed?

>>85391533
Do you think regular Federation citizens are still subject these regulations? I get Starfleet replicators being restricted to not produce real booze, but civilian replicators should be able to do whatever except weapons obviously

>>85391461
Well, from TNG onwards you had to looking at their neck like a goddamn nosferatu.

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>you will never smoke a bowl with Riker and then watch him eat seven egg rolls because of the munchies

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I can't wait to start my free trial of CBS All Access™ so I can have quality programming like Star Trek Discovery and Young Sheldon on in the background while I jerk it off to anime girls! Thanks CBS!

>>85391766
>you will never get crossfaded with Riker and drive him to Panda Express where he eats enough orange chicken and chow mein to feed a family of 6

>>85391594
what would be the point if, like synthol, you can't get high, I mean it's not like it tasted really great last time I checked.
>>85391728
I don't know about fed citizens, but I think that ten forward served Scotty a scoch with synthol despite the fact that he wasn't starfleet personnal at the moment so my guess is you can get your hand on alcohol but not from the standart starfleet replicator

>>85391906
>jerk off
You've exposed yourself as a trap

>>85372930
That was me, I'm still working on it. So far I have
>the pilot
>the one where o brien burns his coffee
>the one where it's not real
>the one where jake and nog move in together
If you find any others, let me know

>>85391728
Don't the space Irish have Worf replicate real booze?

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>>85391989
Lt. Data, set course for Deep Space Nine. Their promenade recently opened a Popeye's in their food court. Warp factor 10. I want those biscuits.

>>85384885
Most of us probably. They don't teach Latin here anymore.

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>>85371890
What did they use for gagh? Also good to see highlighter yellow Country Time lemonade has survived into the future.

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>Riker will never lean on you

shaka when the walls fell :/

>>85386799
You sound and type as if you survived an abortion attempt. What's your IQ?

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I love that there is so much footage of Riker eating

>>85383662
REGGIEEEEEE

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>Bashir gives Garak chocolates

What did the writers mean by this?

How do I acquire a bf who is willing to roleplay as Garak/Bashir with me

>>85390145
This is so fucking stupid I can't even stand it.

>>85369946
>That pic

Yeah but the Jews supported Trump.

Bashirfaggot tell me about your sexual organs

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>Computer, initiate program "Golden Corral circa 21st century"
>Disengage safety protocols

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>>85393468
Looks like an O'keffe painting.

>>85393962
>hey Frakes, we're doing this neat bit for Enterprise that'll have you feature in it, do you think you can slim down a bit for it though?
>gains 25lbs

based

>>85394155

>neat

>>85394299
I'm sure the producers thought it was neat

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This thread is about to die

Beam Up

>>85387643
>>85387643
>>85387643