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How to fix the Theon scene 2017-07-24 03:31:14 Post No. 85366468
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>Theon sees all his men getting the tongues ripped out and shit
>Vietnam flashbacks
>temporarily Reeks out but snaps back into when he sees Euron put his massive axe on notAsha's throat
>grabs a nearby axe or sword and charges heroically into action
>brief fight between Theon and Euron, neither one gaining the upper hand (notAsha is being raped somewhere idfk)
>Euron knocks Theon's sword in the water and tells him to keep fighting, maybe makes a quippy one liner
>"m-muh sword"
>grabs Theon's neck
>"go and get it" (that should appease you Vicfags)
>Theon struggles in the water for a bit because his armour is heavy but manages to unbuckle it at the last minute and floats up to the surface
>episode ends with the same shot of Theon bobbing around as he sees the ships floating away into the night
There I fucking fixed it
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Actually, that would have worked quite well. I'll relay your message to D&D.
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He should have grabbed a sword and kill him through her, thus becoming the only living member of the family and rightful king
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>Theon look up at the camera in the sky and nods
>like a bat outta hell, daenarys rides into the scene on Drogon's back
>all of the ironborn freeze in mid-battle with their eyes transfixed on drogon and their rightful queen
>the dragon snatches euron into his mouth and shakes his head vigourously
>drogon quickly snaps his head to the horizon and releases euron
>euron get flung into the ocean exclaiming "YOU AIN'T SEEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEEeeEEEeeeeee....."
>the ironborn burst into cheers while daenarys flies away with theon and her fuckbuddy yara, with a smirk on her face
>EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
>VINCE GILLIGAN
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>>85366859
Except the reason it has to be Yara is because Theon can't reproduce thus no heir. It has to be Yara or Euron.
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>>85367921
I think he still has balls
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>>85368059
After the end of that episode it's pretty clear he doesn't
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>>85366468
>>grabs a nearby axe or sword and charges heroically into action
Euron would have cut not!Asha's throat.
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Now that I think about it, there's never been a scene in a tv show were a dickless man had his dick grow back through some magic ceremony.
>Anime villain edgelord uncle holds his sister hostage
>fire and fury flash in his eyes as flashbacks flash into his eyes of his past failures, winterfell, ramsay smirking
>also the opening theme starts to slowly play, but slow at first
>he fucking slays the shit out of anime uncle guy
>a shaft of light appears in his pants as he finally found his metaphorical balls and thusly gained his real dick back
>lays his sister down on the deck of the ship and starts railing her hardcore with his magic erection
There, I've done it. I thought of something no one else has ever thought of.
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>>85368059
Yes and no cock to shoot his sperm out of
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>>85368259
heh
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>>85368404
its been done in anime. Fate/stay night comes to mind.
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>>85368631
he can squeeze it out. like orange juice
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>>85368404
knowing dabid&dabid, theon will now take viccy T's place and morracow the red wizard will give him a volcano dick instead of an arm
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>>85368404
>you didn't need balls, scarecrow, your real balls were inside you all along
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