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THOT PATROL

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>>85364966
Will the show haters piss off about feminism now!

Also waiting for /ourking/ to come back from his boat trip.

>>85364966
DDDROPPED

Fugggg

>>85365116
put ctfu on cf

Okay, so D&D's intent is to portray minority types of suffering through popular addictive media in order to teach the well-off a lesson about generosity and charity, right? That's the point of this show, correct? To motivate television-goers into having sympathy for the assumed suffering of others?

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>>85364966
>be me
>watching with work friends
>guffawed
>watch the rest of the scene with my hands over my mouth (autism)
>normies I work with being normies
It's over, isn't it

What happened? Did they get rekt? But I thought they were mighty warriors capable of going toe-to-toe with the best swordsmen in the realm?

>>85364966
did terrible feline die?

>>85366059
What happened is show got hijacked by (((feminism)))

>>85365138
I hope they don't bring gendry back for only 2 episodes but on the other hand if they bring him back for longer than they'll probably have him end up with quasimodo so I'm torn...either way only two episodes until frogfu is gone for good so the end is near.

>>85364966
WHERE IS THE WEBM OF MISSANDEI DAMMIT

>>85366193
please no my dick is already red and sore

>>85365138
>Will the show haters piss off about feminism now!
Not as long as they keep shoving it down our throats that women are the real power players in the realm.

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>>85365138

>Jamie kills Cersei for being nuts, joins Danny then kills her once he realises she's also nuts before dying
>Gendry is named King
>Arya marries him
>Jon stays King of the North thanks to said marriage

source: my dad works at Game of Thrones

>>85365987
no there's nothing strange with putting your hand over your mouth in an intense scene with many characters dying

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little game of thrones thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" sand snakes, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a scat fantasy tv show. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic GOTfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "WHAT WENT WRONG? WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS? HOW WILL SHE EVER RECOVER?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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So this episode just confirmed that Casterly Rock has no relevance in the story, also Dany's Essos armies will stay in Essos in the books.

D&D cleverly just stuffed all of the unsullied and Dothraki into a place where they will never be seen or heard from again.

Also it's kind of odd how keen Tyrion is to have his homeland pillaged and his family raped and murdered.

>>85366535
it's almost like everyone celebrates heartless revenge in this shitshow
why are we against the night's king again?

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Imagine being Hot Pie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another innkeeper in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Hot Pie and not only sit in that chair while Arya looks up to you with her deformed troll face and her breath literally overheats the pie you were eating. The favorable lighting barely concealing her Britbong teeth and leathery face, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while you have to redo the scene 100 times due to continuously vomitting in your mouth forcing you to retake the scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and MILF inn keeper wenches your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Riverrun. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her bushy ass eye brows as she wipes it off and raises them suggestively, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then D&D call for another take, and you know you could kill and bake every single person in this room before the Brotherhood could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hot Pie. You're not going to lose your acting job kid, just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>another episode goes by
Now we wait.

>>85366170
>What happened is show got hijacked by (((feminism)))
Doesn't explain why girls were killed by boys now does it?
You're just talking shit at this point.

>>85365740
It is to create the idea that white males are somehow evil and everyone else is suffering so much that white males must sacrifice themself for these poor souls.

>>85366059
They got instamemed by Euron and his big axe

>>85366797

You little bastard. Little, but magnificent.

>>85366328
I would honestly be pretty happy with this.

I GET IT
YARA IS GAY. DORNISH ARE BISEXUAL.
I FUCKING GET IT

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Why'd they have to ruin one of the only good girls left on this show? I don't care if her sisters die, just save the best snake.

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

>>85365740
I think they're just setting them up to get wrecked, they always over exaggerate and tell their hand.

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>>85366758

>>85366797
I really like this meme.
Saw it with xeno morph from "Alien" and sigourney weaver and i really liked it, but this is second best.

>>85362818
Young Gryff is a red herring in the books.

He's not really Aegon VI.

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>>85366977
But they did save best snek.

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>>85366797

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>>85366797

>her breath literally overheats the pie you were eating

so i don't know how naval warface works but how did euron sneak up on yara's fleet
why did snake bitch use a whip in a full out fight
what is going on anymore

I think it's too bad that the show didn't do anything with Euron being a wizard captain.
His sneak attack on the Dornish/Rebel Greyjoy fleet would have made a bit more sense.

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>>85364966
>Huh, excuse me your grace, it seems you've made a problematic mistake, unlike the inherently sexist language that is English which was invented by white Westerosi men the Arab language also known a Valyrian does not have the outdated pseudo-scientific patriarchical and oppressive concept of gender, as in biological sex. The lord of light was a feminist.

Wow Bravo Dungeons and Dragons.

How I would fix the Theon scene (my seperate thread for this is practically dead)
>Theon sees all his men getting the tongues ripped out and shit
>Vietnam flashbacks
>temporarily Reeks out but snaps back into when he sees Euron put his massive axe on notAsha's throat
>grabs a nearby axe or sword and charges heroically into action
>brief fight between Theon and Euron, neither one gaining the upper hand (notAsha is being raped somewhere idfk)
>Euron knocks Theon's sword in the water and tells him to keep fighting, maybe makes a quippy one liner
>"m-muh sword"
>grabs Theon's neck
>"go and get it" (that should appease you Vicfags)
>Theon struggles in the water for a bit because his armour is heavy but manages to unbuckle it at the last minute and floats up to the surface
>episode ends with the same shot of Theon bobbing around as he sees the ships floating away into the night

>>85367366
wait why do people hate the theon scene?

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>>85366797
Sure thing kid.

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>>85367351
Should we consider this as a DABID or
>unconfirmed?

>>85367411
Because he pussied out like a fucking pussy when a big part of his character development was all about not being a pussy

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I just finished the episode.

I don't even know what to say. The entire episode was edited in a very corny fashion, and there was a lot of shitty dialog like normal, but I was willing to write it off as a one-off episode that must have been directed by somebody new.

Then that last scene happened. People always like to say this show has jumped the shark, but now it's undeniable. That was the most embarrassing 5 minutes of television history. It looked like a cheesy 90's B-movie or a low budget basic cable production. I honestly couldn't believe it. I'm still in shock.

>>85366328
me on the left

>girl does something
>OMG LE FEMINIZIM
kys

>>85367351
Isn't High Valyrian supposed to be Latin though?

>>85367484
He's a weak man.

They need to leave the fighting to strong women.

>>85367485
Seemed like a typical episode to me. The show has been filled with bad dialogue and shark jumping since the 2nd season.

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>>85367411
It's bullshit and it's an entire reversal of his last fucking 4 seasons of character development, but I couldn't help but laugh, didn't help that Euron started to as soon as I did.

>webm when?

>>85367351
This scene was quite cringeworthy.

>>85367551
The show seems to think Low Valyrian of the type the Ghisniggers speak is the only kind of Valyrian.

So they give it a nasty guttural tone.

>>85364966
Since strong woman no longer rules Dorne who does?

>>85364966
RIP sneks RIP bad pussy (and nice tits)

Does this show actually make women believe that they are as physically capable of physical combat as men? I guess the last 200,000 years of human history have been retarded making men fight all the wars what a bunch of idiots.

>>85367661
Chaosh, Shansha.

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>>85367425

>>85367351
i know this post is a joke but FUCK me that scene was cringe as hell

>>85365138
Let's sum it up. We have this scene >>85367351
Last episode we had Jon Snow fixing the military wage gap.
This episode we also had a guy without a dick having sex, obviously attacking our conceptions of masculinity, he will be reduced to giving head and that's all he'll do.

>>85367686
I mean if women were equals to men why did men dominate everything in human history up until like five years ago?

Anyone got the screenshot of the ded sneks on the ship?

>>85367681
>Arthas, my son

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>tfw jon+daenerys romance fanfiction ending is actually going to happen

>>85367639
The scene was pretty goofy, I feel it was a bit forced and the same effect could have been reached whith Dany just mentioning that it doesn't necessarily have to be a prince or something like that

>>85367425
Makeup and airbrushing really does wonders.

>>85367485
>>85367608

Lighten up anons

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why didn't he strike when he clearly had the high ground?

i want a theon/bran reunion
and then i want them to ride off into the sunset together and abandon this show that hates them for being FUCKING DICKLESS WHITE MALES

>>85367821
They're clumsily pandering to the gender politics audience.

Such language traits aren't unheard of or offensive. The show just does it sloppily.

>>85365138
He's back in episode 5

>>85367856
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

>>85367856
there still hasn't been any significance to that symbol has there

>>85367842
what the fuck was theon supposed to do here?
>he moves forward and his sister is dead
>he fights and loses to euron's "oh fuck we need a villain"-tier plot armor and his sister is dead

They kept the hottest one as a salt wife. Smart

Can someone please post leaks I don't wanna watch this shit again just wanna knows gonna happen

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>>85367910
literally fucking nothing lol

>>85367928
Thank god this shit won't happen in the books.

>>85367910
>>85367919
>giving DABID and danny credit

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>>85367351

>>85367734
we also had Olenna with the whole "i outsurvived men" shtick

>>85367964
heh, yeah... haha thats so funny, definitely nothing like this will ever happen...

haha, yeah anon, you're so right

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The one true King

>>85367438
What's that webm from?

>>85366059
You know I bought this and thought the scene was just to establish Euron as this 10/10 superhuman threat

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>>85367713

>>85368065
Noah

>>85368060

Honestly rooting for him at this point

>>85368015
but that made sense because danny listened to tyrion and now her fleet is fucked and they took the dorne leader gurl

>>85367686
>>85367753

Women are just as strong as men. It's only because they get told that they're not that keeps them from playing in the NFL.

>>85368137
we still have jon man he and arya will reunite and everything will be just fine

please

was that supposed to not be nymeria i dont get it

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>The state of this show

>>85368060
he's the only one that can purify westeros

>>85367043
It really is hard to tell. This post-book stuff sure is a brave new world huh.

>>85368251
It was. Arya was referencing an earlier quote of hers.

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>that word doesn't have a gender

whats with all of you and feminism? just because they killed of the girls you autistcly screech about it?

>>85368251
It was Nymeria. She said "That's not you" meaning you're not the wolf I remember. She's the leader of a pack now.

>>85368060
He literally wants to save Westeros from invading Essos savages and militant, unhinged female leaders.

>>85367938
Personally I'd have taken the asian snek as a salt wife too and whipped her during sex for the irony

>>85368060
The funny thing is I want them to win just because I know the butthurt from normies would be absolutely hilarious

>>85367351
Hey man, I'm socially well-adjusted and really in tune to people, but god damn, that's exactly what the fuck she said and the writers wrote it that way because they wanted it that way. HBO doesn't make mistakes.

>>85368301
god that was a long time ago thanks

>>85366328
>>Jamie kills Cersei for being nuts, joins Danny then kills her once he realises she's also nuts before dying
After all these years, our boy's still got it.

>>85368302
Neither do most words in English, unlike, say, Spanish, where you have to change the ending of every word in the sentence to match the "gender."

Thats what they mean by "gender"

can someone post the spoiler list please

>>85368302
Some languages nouns are all genderless. Some languages nouns are rarely even used and the noun is just assumed through context.

>>85367351
I was waiting for some shoehorned explanation about how Azor Ahai could be both a man or woman but fuck me, I wasn't expecting this SJW response.

didnt the leaks say nymeria reunion was supposed to be in episode 3?

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>>85368015
>Durrr I outsurvived men!
>Literally just some wench that sits in a castle her whole life and never has to put herself in a position of direct danger, nor does she harbor any sort of real accountability for any of her backdoor dealing(Which is mostly just people coming to her and asking for pieces of her apparently endless amount of resources) because her husband would be the one to take all the actual flak.

That part of the scene actually bothered the fuck out of me. I mean nevermind the whole 'The future is female!' shit that this episode practically crammed down your throat with a fucking plunger, but this lady really had no room to go bragging so much and pretending she's fucking wise when literally everyone else did shit for her her whole life and all she had to do is sit around in gardens eating figs and making snarky remarks.

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A WHIP IS NOT A VALID FORM OF PROTEST

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>>85364966
He's my new fav character. Sandsnakes were cringy and probably the worst thing about the show.

>>85368436
I meant pronouns are rarely used. Not all nouns obviously. That wouldn't make any sense.

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>>85368459
Leaks are out of order. Looks like the guy that did it. he may have saw the season in clips but not in final order.

someone post that spoiler pastebin screenshot PLESE

>>85366328
Probably what's best for the realm.

>wanting an unfertile Dragon bitch on the throne
>will become sour with age and who's to rule after???

>>85368479
Honestly they deserved it, I hope none of them come out of this alive

>>85368522
how the fuck does her army do anything with all of the ships destroyed?

>>85368522
Hmmm.. Any chance they moved up Arya returning to winterfell to episode 3? Otherwise she won't be in episode 3 at all it seems like

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>You're not happy with the title?
>Could be more poetic

Sam is going to write the Song of Ice and Fire, isnt he...

>>85367351
i missed something. What is this referring to?

>>85368563
Mother a snektits is still alive.

>>85368522
The spoilers for episode 2 were actually pretty wrong.

>>85366509
10/10 would read again

>>85365138
It will be weird for Gendry to do anything. Is he some god tier smith out of no where to make Valerian Steel again or he shows up for no reason but to be Robert's bastard in half an episode?

>>85367790
you have to remember that GRRM has been writing this shit since the 90s. He always meant for it to be this way.

>>85368661
He's gonna show up and craft dragonglass weapons for Jon and his army.

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>mfw missandei

>>85368661
Maybe Dany will put him in charge of the Stormlands as the new Lord Baratheon

>>85367425
Damn, Arya looks like THAT?

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>Another Episode
>Still no Stannis

He's really fucking gone, isn't he?

How did they fuck up so bad by letting the only non moustache twirling "evil white male" with a legit claim to the throne, fucking die

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All hail King Euron, ruler of the Iron Islands, interrupter of lesbianic cuck humiliation propaganda, slayer of yaas queens, defiler of beta males, the strong male character that was promised.

Truly /ourguy/

>>85368730
but they likely already have a bunch of smiths between the North to do that.

>>85365138
>yfw he's been on that boat ever since they shoved him off.

>>85368522
did i miss the cersei pregnancy thing

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Zombie ice dragons when?

>>85365116
>THOT
kill yourself nigger

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So who is going to be /ourguy/ now that every fucking leader is a Strongk Womyn?

I really hope Dany doesn't win. Honestly I hope someone unexpected ends up on the Throne

>>85368205
Exactly. That and, you know, they carry the offspring. But mostly the former. There is absolutely, literally, imagintavely, no reason why women can't be on the front lines fighting side by side, sword and shield in hand, with the larger, stronger men.

LEAKS CONFIRMED FAKE

J U S T
U
S
T

>>85368890
Jun Snuw

>>85368628
The timeline is wrong but the information is there. All the Euron/Greyjoy stuff is in episode 3 and 4 according to the spoilers but it happened in 2. It still happened.

>>85366059
>using a whip against a guy in iron armor
>Euron has practically lived on a ship for decades
Euron was on fucking home turf

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>>85368890

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WHY DID NOBODY FROM CASTLE BLACK SEND A RAVEN TO WINTERFELL ABOUT BRAN
WHY

WHY

W

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Y H W

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>>85368465

He's still alive

Euron fags will hang for treason

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>>85364966
Her bad pussy will be sore as fuck after the rape

In Oldtown - Sam cures Jorah but instead of congratulations from the Maesters he gets additional chores as punishment for not following the orders.

WHOS READY FOR ANOTHER """MONTAGE""" AND MORE SCENES THAT DONT ADVANCE THE PLOT AND GO NOWHERE???

>>85368872
Frost wyrms August 8th m8E

>>85368933
Was Theon brave or still cowardly?

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finally stannisfags have someone to root for

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>leaks have all been true so far
>tfw Thoros is going to be slowly killed by an undead polar bear
Press F to pay premature respects

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Could he 1v1 a dragon?

How will Jon and Dany have babbies if Dany can't bear children?

>>85367425

Dude I used to be all aboard the Maisie train but face it, bitch looks fugly as hell now.

The funny thing is Arya is described as ugly in the books, and I thought she was so cute in season 1. Now she has finally risen to Gurm's vision

>DUDE IM A STRONG WOMAN
>DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
>A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN IS JUST AS GOOD AS A MAN
>FUCK MEN BTW

based dumb and dumber

>>85368522
This is cobbled together from the premiere and trailers.

2/10

Someone post the real spoilers.

>>85368939
They ran out of Ravens.

>>85368035
Theon is Stannis's prisoner. So is Asha. Victarion had the iron fleet in Slaver's Bay and Euron is attacking Oldtown. The Sand Snakes are in the stormlands and shit.

Don't be a dumb nigger.

>>85368890
The fucking guy trying to save all of Westeros?
And not Euron, that's a pleb's choice

>>85367681
LICH KING CONFIRMED

>>85368933
I think it's tiring when the leader goes charging in and slaughters everyone with his plot armor. Literally every show does it.

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>people think the latest seasons are bad
>don't realize the spin-offs will be a million times worse

if you think horrible, contrived dialogue and feminist pandering is big now, just wait

>>85368522
Remember the Dabid analysis of ep1 had them state that they hadn't originally intended to do Walder Frey/Arya scene as a cold opener, but then changed it because of how the actor acted.

>>85368969
there's power in a king's spunk

>>85368701
bullshit, he had no idea how to end it.

There was a 5+ year gap between the last 3 books, if there wasn't a tv show he never would have bothered to finish it. He probably wont

>>85367351

Probably the worst scene in the entire series so far, it was worse than any of the sand snakes stuff.

It felt like the scene was written by the Berkeley diversity and gender studies department.

>>85368890
The Night's King.

>>85368969

When the sun sets in the east blah blah

I feel like arya is going to get to winterfell next episode and bran will get there in episode 4

>>85368595
She can just walk? Takes longer tho. Or get lannister ships. When they take the ROCK
>>85368628 >>85368915

We'll know by episode 3 if they are BS. Cause episode 1 was pretty right

>>85367928
Euron didn't cut her throat, so I guess he wanted to keep her around for whatever reason. So Theon could have fought him 1v1 and died, while his sister is still raped/taken prisoner. Probably a better send off then what he will end up getting now (joins the hound and his little squad; builds another redemption arc only to be killed by hot pie).

ONLY *3* MORE WEEKS UNTIL SANSA NUDE SCENE

mutilated full frontal CGI scene with the burns, cuts & missing nipple

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>>85368522
I was the guy that wrote the pastebin. I literally just read the spoilers that were available on reddit and elsewhere and put shit where I thought it made the most sense. In my defense I only made the pastebin to post in like 2 offseason /got/ threads for discussion and did not intend for it to be the leaks that are reposted in every thread. If I knew that would have been the case I would have put more effort into making them correct

>>85368992
those leaks are from October nigger

>>85368956
Hopefully more nude scenes are on the way.

>>85364966
who names their son dickon?

>>85369061
nice try sandrawhale

>>85368980
Again, Arya was never described as ugly. She had a long, thin face as a kid. Which is traditional of starks.

She was teased as being a "horse face" by other kids but it's been said she looks like Lyanna did at the same age. And Lyanna wasn't majestic ally pretty but she certainly wasn't ugly either.

>>85367351
This was so bad and there's nothing we can do about it.

>>85369017
I do. that's why im not writing off the leaks being wrong. I think the person didnt see the final edited episode. Just a rough cut with different timelines.

>>85368890
Yara and Ellaria are dead, the stronk womyn era are halved in less than 10 minutes.

>>85367351
If you read the books, valarian language is basically latin.
Fucking moron. At least try to know something about what you're talking about.

>>85369086
someone just asking to have that son castrated for a very obvious joke

>>85368522
literally none of the E2 leaks happened in this episode

>>85368597
>Otherwise she won't be in episode 3 at all it seems like
Bran wasn't in this episode

>>85368967
He could do anything, he's Geralt of fucking Rivia.

>>85366535
wut

elaborate in all of your points, at no moment I got that impression, why wouldn't the essos fags not travel to westeros?

>>85368911
Baelish maybe? Every woman I know hates him and the lefty's at uni also hate him, so it'd be funny to watch.

>>85369127
Anything but keep his dick in his pants.

Last week I told everyone that Euron was going to be the savior of this show and you all laughed at me because of his metro sailor's outfit. Who is laughing now you shitskin cunts?

Snek tits is still alive :D.

>>85368964
R'hllor hungers!

>>85369068
Well nice. So its not just one person you got the leaks from. So some are real. Some are fake. Thats better for me honestly.

>>85369142

Spoilers confirmed big stronk sansa sentences him to death.

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GIVE YOUR NUNCLE A KISS

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Can someone explain to me what those magic Fire missiles were that raped Yara's fleet? Was it Euron's warlocks casting Incinerate? Were they ATLA Fire Nation ships with flaming trebuchets? What the fuck was that?

>>85368964
But I thought stannisfags were all "MUH HONOR"

>>85368965
Bald cunt

>>85369125
>>Otherwise she won't be in episode 3 at all it seems like
>Bran wasn't in this episode
I know but we already knew Bran is the only main character whos not in every episode this year. Arya is supposed to be in every episode. Theres nothing left for her to do before returning home so if she doesnt reach winterfell by episode 3 then she wont be in the episode at all and that makes no sense

>>85369122
You do realize that the leaks were put in order based on what the poster THOUGHT the order would be right?

The leaks are legit. Most of them have happened. The problem is it looks like they were viewed as clips and he didn't know the order they happened in.

>>85369155
>:D
kill yourself

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https://www.tumblr.com/search/Euron

>>85369155
i have to give D&D credit for reading forums and actually keeping the snek we like alive

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>this is a 10/10 in bongland

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"are strange, beautiful… think, oh… the Sidhe made of ice, something like that… a different sort of life… inhuman, elegant, dangerous."

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>>85369127
Kill yourself nigger

There is only one true king

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>>85368992
this is the most complete season wide spoiler list available right now. There has been a guy who has posted details of every episode a week in advance of episode 1 and episode 2. I have no idea if he ever posted about episode 3 because I dont actually use reddit

>>85369109
There's still Dany, Cersei, Sansa, and fairy god mother Olenna.
What do we have? Jon, Euron and somewhat of Littlefinger?

>>85369169
Perfect editing.

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Unironically /ourguy/ now. Sneks blown the hell out.

He can have all the vest stars he wants.

>>85369011
Ironborn are unironically retarded though. That's why their rebellions always fail, they do stupid shit like that.

>>85368967
You've never played Assassin of Kings, I see.

>>85369170
Who the fuck is writing this show now? It's become a cliched shell of what it used to be.

>>85368969
>More Targ inbreeding
It's like Dany learned nothing from the Mad King

>>85369155
kill yourself you shit taste having cunt

>>85369186
Fire trebuchets have been in the show on more than 1 occasion

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>>85368964

>>85369189
Justice.

They actually said "gender" in this episode. I knew it would be bad but i seriously didnt expect this fanfiction tier writing.

>>85369213
Kill yourself tripfag

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What does /got/ think of Season 6? I've been rewatching it, and I honestly think it's one of the best seasons in the whole show. It blows season 5 and 4 out of the water, easily.

So far, Season 7 has been disappointing, but it was always going to be a filler season anyway.

>>85369205
the walkers being beautiful works in the books. it wouldn't in a tv show. just imagine a bunch of ice elves that look like a pale legolas doing all this

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Can any bookfags sell me on Euron?

I want to like him and root for him but god damn, the show is just painting him as a "evil moustache twirling white guy" who's obviously going to get eaten by YAAS QUEEN's dragons while she snaps her fingers or some shit.

Things were so much clearer when Stannis was alive

book euron:
>rapes everyone, like everyone
>has shit tons of magic, keeps warlocks prisoners, has magic armor, magic horn, magic everything

show euron:
>has raped 0 people so far
>has 0 magic of any kind so far

>>85369206
Your shitty "king" is dead.

>>85369186
FIREBALL. FIREBALL. FIREBALL. FIREBALL.

>>85369247
didn't he literally fuck a witch and have a shadow demon murder his brother

>>85369221

I know right, it just feels like every other show now. I hope GRRM just gave them a fake ending and he'll give us the real one.

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>>85365138
>Will the show haters piss off about feminism now!
are you crazy?

>>85364966

B E G O N E T H O T

>>85369111
Shut the fuck up virgin. Being an expert on fictional languages from fantasy books isn't something to be proud of.

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>>85368750
Thank me later

>>85366535
>Also it's kind of odd how keen Tyrion is to have his homeland pillaged and his family raped and murdered.
its odd that some midget who was eternally hated by his entire family is finally getting revenge? u w0t m8?

>>85369249
fuck off newfag scum

>>85369234
Based Ivar.

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/ourguy/

King Euron for life.

>>85369264
Shadow babby was done without his knowledge.

He did fug the witch though cause she promised him an heir

>>85366328
>then kills her once he realises she's also nuts before dying

What is so nuts about Danny? I mean sure she's a moralfag, but she's one of the most sane characters in the show.

Also Cersei isn't nuts either. She just realizes the world is cruel and unforgiving so she's cruel and unforgiving back cause she thinks that's the only way to not live in constant fear and misery (and in her case she's probably right).

>>85368789
>let
m8 they completely assassinated his character

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>>85369262
Obviously

>Still no Missadei's webm
/got/ has proven himself to be useless once again

>>85365138
>Will the show haters piss off about feminism now!
No, the dialogue was still fucking terrible. Just hitting over the head with all of these winks and nods to Hillary. It's fucking embarrassing.

>>85369264
The former is irrelevant and the latter justice.

that ep was great fun desu
the whole euron scene was good
liked the flaying of jorah mormont

>>85369213
>vest stars

I lol every time. What was he thinking?

>>85369287
only newfags use tripfags

>>85369299
>King Euron
kill yourself ironborn nigger

>>85369283
Just need someone to brighten up the ass shot and it's perfect.

>>85368035
I enjoy the "GRRM is a shit writer" meme as much as the next guy but you are suffering from extreme delusion if you think that he is anywhere near as bad as dabid and dan

>>85366328
My dad works at game of thrones made me laugh.

>>85369255
he's a 1 dimensional reaction image machine. if you are posting on 4chan that should be good enough.

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>>85369252

It could work. Imagine this but all icy

>>85369257

You forgot

>dresses like Hook from Once Upon a Time

>>85367919
I saw a random video on youtube pointing out that all the WW have an "Arrowhead-like" symbol/crest on the front of their armor. It kind of looks like that.

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>post yfw Cersei's master plan to defeat dragons was a fucking ballista

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>>85369163
I honestly think most if not all of the spoilers are real. they have been in the past and most of what is posted makes sense. The slight inaccuracies in the first few episodes are just shit ordering/wording on my part. Here is where I got "most" of the information from >>85369210
It provides a fair amount of sources and appears to be mostly believable. Take of it what you will

>>85369283
>tfw no monkey slave

>>85369341
>use tripfags
Stop posting, newshit.

>>85369170
:(

Still think Sansa will end up dying before the end somehow.

>>85369011
He caught them by surprise and had way more numbers at any rate (bunch of mostly empty ships sailing to get men from Dorne). The battle was over before it even began; him stepping out to "lead the charge" had very little risk. Only Yara, Theon, and the Sand sneks would put up a fight while the the rest would know the fight was hopeless and have very little courage/morale. But ya, they still had to have him kill the sneks by himself and capture his niece by himself. But good, females are weak and he should be able to do that easily. Makes Bron look like a shitter though.

>>85369313
>>85369283

>>85369249
>>85369341
back2reddit fuckface, I can tell you just came to /got/

>>85369025
its common knowledge that he knew how its going to end, it's the getting there part that he drags his feet with, especially since he got a taste of that sweet HBO money

>>85366535
And how exactly are the unsullied going to rape anyone?

>>85369301
She literally just threatened to burn one of her allies alive

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>Euron takes Yara Prisoner
>Flays her little finger
>lets her escape on purpose but captures her again to fuck with her mind
>cuts off her clit and tits
>Renames her "Stank"
>Keeps her as a mentally broken personal servant
>Theon comes to free her but she flips out an stays in her cage forcing him to leave

Who else is ready for this story line?

no one makeing fun on the greyworm goodbye scene??

boat battle: A
jorah getting skinned: B+
literally everything else in this shitfest of a low quality phoned in episode: F


worst episode in the series so far, and thats including unbowed unbent unbroken

Speaking of bad poosey, where the fuck is Bronn in all of this? Like he ain't affected by all this shit?

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>>85369347
>implying

>>85369341
>>85369249
HOW NEW?!?!

>>85369402
He gives her to Cersei though

>>85369210
> I dont actually use reddit
Thanks for pointing that out.

If I thought you used reddit I might not think you are cool.

But now that I know you don't use reddit, I think you are cool.

You are cool buddy.

Good job.

>>85369111
I have read the books multiple times and I never noticed that.

Nor would anyone that hasn't specifically studied Latin before and/or isn't autistic.

>>85369280
>too dumb to read the books
>too dumb to understand basic concepts in latin
>wants me to listen to this retarded nonsense.
Kys

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>>85369356

Actually I've thinking of the Chiss

>>85368602
hmmmmmm who could be grrm, a fat retard who loves books, self insert reference character...hmmmm.....how could grrm write a funny parallel to the lotr series...hmmmm.......

>>85369426
Preparing the lannister army I think, he will be in soon if you read spoilers

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N O

F U C K I N G

R A V E N S

>>85368939
It's still on its way. The raven from the citadel was a direct flight with no lay overs, but the wall raven had to stop at East Watch to drop off a message, then White Harbour, then back to Winterfell.

>>85369432
>>85369380
>>85369371
samefag

>>85366059
I like how they were talking about beating the Mountain earlier
They were so full of shit

>>85368414
you don't know what gender means you dumb whore

>>85369365
it worked before though

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>>85369365
>Cersei and her court jew destroy a priceless artifact

>"Dragonbone is black due to its high iron content. It is as strong as other metals, such as steel"

Whoever choreographed and edited that last fight scene should get canned.

I couldn't see what the fuck was going on.

>>85367351
They really fucked up Maester Aemon's line from the books. The Valyrian word for dragon was often used in reference to a prince, but because dragons are genderless in this story, the term could also be used when referring to a princess, which was implied to be less common.

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>>85369403
No one has time for that, we are celebrating snek death.

>>85369251
>Dany being Dany, surviving with luck and bullshit, but mostly bullshit
>Jon kills the worst written antagonist in the show and easily wins the North without discussion despite being a bastard and Sansa sitting right next to him
>Cersei becomes Queen and for some reason thinks she has a fighting chance despite having no political knowledge displayed throughout the entire show. Why? Because YAS BITCH QUEEN SLAAAAAAY

It wasn't as shit as Season 5, but it was okay.

>>85369402
>Euron forces Yara to watch as he rapes Arya
>Captures Bran
>Lets Bran free to try to swim to Jon Snow across the sea from boat to boat with just his cripple arms and no legs
>Kills Bran with a throwing axe

>>85367484
The last 4 seasons he was tortured constantly. Last season he was on the brisk of suicide and having panic attacks from the memories
Are you even watching this show?

Was Yara's fleet sank after they picked up all of the Dorne and Tyrell armies, or before?

Kind of important.

>bretty good speech from sentient nutsack about being the champion of the people, serving the realm and doing what's best and if you wont serve the people then i can't serve you
>lol ok but cross me and ill burn u alive haha with dragons if it wasnt clear haha

come on d&d

>>85369378
Nice.

Now we need a better and longer version. I'll work on it when I can.

>>85368969
And Jon is a zombie.

>>85369445
Just admit that you're too stupid to understand language.

Now all I need to see if Dothraki get GTFO by fighting people in armor who also utilize horses in combat

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>>85368302

>>85369434
I dont actually give a fuck about people who use reddit. That is just my reason for not knowing if the episode 3 spoilers are available yet.

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>Is a WHITE FUCKING MALE

Be honest, how will D&D kill him off?

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>>85369402
>>Renames her "Stank"

>>85369519
Before I think. Then again who knows? Time flies strangely in the show.

>>85367790
but what will be their tax policy?

>>85369367
Those are the oddest looking blueberries i have ever seen

>>85369409
at least they give us the hope of the scene with the ballista which was kinda sick

>>85369488
>>Cersei and her court jew destroy a priceless artifact
why do you autists care about this so much

Cersei explains specifically before it happens that she nor anyone else after the rebellion gave a single fuck about them

>>85369434
>reddit spacing

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Agreed?

>>85369367
THOSE ARE NOT BLUEBERRIES

>>85369341
/OUR/NEW/GUY/

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>>85369255
Show Euron or Book Euron?
Show Euron: Since Stannis is gone, he's our guy, fucker 1v1'd the sand snakes and reversed a charecter arc in one scene
Book Euron: Rapist, has went to the Smoking Sea, came back with Armor, horn and fuck knows what else, no one knows much about him

>>85369086
It's short for Richardson

>>85369563
Kelly C will kill him obviously

>>85369283
>Looks like CG to me
What have you done to me /tv/? ;_;

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>>85369507
Jesus fucking Christ.

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>>85369507
>>Lets Bran free to try to swim to Jon Snow across the sea from boat to boat with just his cripple arms and no legs
>>Kills Bran with a throwing axe
o i am laffin

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>>85369583
Agreed?

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>>85368792

>>85367485
It's funny how every episode someone say this.
> I couldn't believe it could get any worse but it did. I'm shocked and I'll keep watching to point out how worse it is becoming
Uhg,/tv/, never change, never enjoy anything

>>85369546
No because the Dothraki are no technically refugees who arrived on boats and HBO cant portray them negatively so they have to win

>>85369341
He's already king you nonce

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>>85368983

it's kind of stupid the dead army is filled with skeletons and zombies with rotted flesh. they are in the far fucking north, that doesn't happen, the bodies just freeze

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>>85369546
>get GTFO

>>85369544
If literally never thinking about it equates to me being stupid then whatever makes you feel less autistic, man.

>>85369604
what did his posture mean by this?

>>85367351

Lol'd

this show is fucking trash, I just want it to end already so I can be utterly disappointed

>>85369520
No, I think they nailed it.

Dany is retarded. Being born of incest tends to do that.

>>85369591
>our guy
pleb tier shit

>>85369631

it's a game of inches..

>>85369499
thats nice
i didn't reach that part yet.

i hope it will be kek

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>>85364966
>everyone hates D&D sneks
>everyone hates D&D Euron
>"How do we make Euron likable?"
Are viewers this easily manipulated?

>>85369604
lmao what the fuck

>>85369602
>1029 points
what the fuck

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Half the people in this thread.

I think tyrion should have been more angry about myrcella

the arya scene with hot pie was good imo

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>>85369500
>disliking Dany's CoP: Red
>disliking /ourguy/
>thinking that Cersei has ever been anything but a self-destructive, delusional bitch

>>85368965
sauce or gtfo

>>85367484
I think it was a live to fight another day type deal. He'll probably save her in the coming episodes.