/got/ general

why do she only have 1 dagger tho?

EURON OFFICIALLY /OURGUY/

GIRL POWER

SNAKES

FINALLY

BTFO

>>85360215
second

BASED EURON SAVING THIS SHIT SHOW

HE LITERALLY JUMPED

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>foreign invasion

>>85360215
kek

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Sand Snakes getting rekd

BASED FUCKING EURON.

EURON = OUR GUY

EURON KING
EURON KING

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Reminder Karl Tanner is beautiful and lives on in the spirit of Euron Greyjoy

tldr the show pls i thought it started at 10 easterm

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MFW EURON

VALYRYAN
STEEL
ARMOR

>it's a no one wears helmets during a battle scene episode

>Last scene is Theon floating in the water looking on at the fleet in flames as Eurons ship sails away in the distance.
>Last scene is Theon floating in the water looking on at the fleet in flames as Eurons ship sails away in the distance.
>Last scene is Theon floating in the water looking on at the fleet in flames as Eurons ship sails away in the distance.

Kill the degenerates

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RATE THIS EPISODE FROM 1-10

RATE THIS EPISODE FROM 1-10

RATE THIS EPISODE FROM 1-10

RATE THIS EPISODE FROM 1-10

>>85360245
The other was lost in a tragic dildo accident involving Yara

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This chroeography is so bad it's laughable.

O U R G U Y

I haven't watched this show in ages, where is Stannis??

those spoilers looking true

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>the command ship carrying the queen of the iron islands and the queen of dorne was on the perimeter of the fleet instead of safely in the middle where it's protected and where it can easily issue orders to all other ships around it

What the fuck dabid?

>>85360347
7

GOOD EPISODE

>>85360347
2

Euron is bad fucking ass holy shit

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BASED EURON SAVING THIS SHIT SHOW

Tbh Theon running is the only way he could have survived

>>85360347
3

Why not just slice her throat right now
what's the advantage of keeping her hostage?
just kill her and then kill Theon what the fuck

>>85360347
7/10

EURON EURON EURON EURON EURON EURON

EURON SAVING THIS FUCKING SHOW

can we agree that the sneks were literally the most useless band in all of got? they achieved not a single thing

>gender neutral
>the feminist dream: a man without dick and balls
>yaaaas queeen slaaaaay
>dykes scenes
>all the leaders are women

if you're fed up with this bullshit, I recommend checking out /pol/ and take what we call "the red pill". be warned tho, once you've taken it there is no going back...

WHERE THE FUCK IS GHOST? DID HE JOIN THE NIGHT KING? THAT KEK JON DIDN'T EVEN SAY GOODBYE TO HIM? WHY ARE DRAGONS EATING ALL THE FUCKING BUDGET?

RIP YARA
RIP SNEKS
RIP ELLARIA

>>85360347
Honestly 8 thanks to Euron

>Euron kills the sand snakes with their own weapons
Fucking pottery
Also did he stab Obara in the pussy?
Also was that the same Ironborn who was with Theon in Winterfell that just kidnapped Ellaria?

TEAM EURON /OURGUY/

EURON! EURON! EURON!

>>85360347
got standards 6

real life standards 2

>dead sneks
Fuck yes.

Euron is growing on me as a character.

NO BALLS LEL

>>85360347

Before Euron 3/10

After Euron 11/10 greatest episode ever.

>>85360347
All of the episode except for the ending: 0/10
The ending: Euron is epic for the win

EURON IS OUR GUY HOLY SHIT HE KILLED THE WORST CHARACTERS.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

BASED REEK

>>85360347
6/10.

4 the entire episode but +2 for sneks getting killed.

>jumping off the ship
Theon is /ourguy/

>>85360421
>Also was that the same Ironborn who was with Theon in Winterfell that just kidnapped Ellaria?
Weren't they all killed by Ramsay?

euron saved the day oh my god ive never been so happy he went fucking ballistic

>>85360484
ayyyyyyyyyyyy

>>85360347
first 45 minutes 5-6
last 10 minutes 10/10

>sand snakes don't have poison on their weapons

the fuck?

>>85360405
kys

fuck me if this isnt the best episode since season 4

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BASED GOOFY PIRATE OF GREAT REACTION IMAGES

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Theon ran away like a coward and Yara is kill
:DD

THANKS BASED EURON

based theon bailing on this shitshow

literally delete this nephew tier

REEK REEK IT RHYMES WITH MEEK

>>85360347
4/10
Only liked the Euron and Littlefinger scheming scenes

>Writer who gave us the pointless Dorne plot now kills the sandsneks
Pottery

EURON APPRECIATION THREAD

Why does Theon still exist.

>PRINCE OR PRINCESS prophecy

>MIssandei gets eaten out by man with no balls

>"Foreign invasion" and lead up to lesbian sex

>shot of man getting stabbed in the balls


>Theon gets cucked and runs away like a coward

I rate this episode empowering/10 :v)

This episode wasn't that bad /got/

>>85360492
FUCK LESBIANS

n y m e r i a b o i s
w e
r e a l y
o u t
h e r e

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>>85360367
They were 100% true for Episode 1 and 100% true for Episode 2.

Looking like 100% true for Episode 3 aswell thanks to the comic con preview trailer.

the dialogue is so gutter trash level it actually makes me physically angry

I can't wait for feminists to complain about /ourguy/ Euron even though the entire rest of the episode was a gurl power wankfest.

>>85360397
>Why not just slice her throat right now
>what's the advantage of keeping her hostage?

Part of Cersei's gift.
Yara can be interrogated about Dani.

>based euron
>sneks getting killed
>lesbian sex interrupted

Based episode

Shit episode.

Euron saved this episode so fucking hard.
Praise that guy. I will now rewatch this shit tomorrow, I'm happy.

>>85360502
They were caught off guard I guess

this ep was fucking BAD

where da upload at? i don't like choppy ass streams

EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING EURON KING

>>85360347
About a 7.

I needed the Sand Snakes to actually fight. This was lame. Also, Euron coming out of nowhere is bullshit unless they explain it with magic, because that's not how naval combat works.

Also wow Theon you piece of human garbage.

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>yfw euron uncucks the show

>>85360347
0 until Eureon became /ourguy/ then 8/10. he should have cut her throat right away but "plot armor" will keep her alive

>>85360542
can you post the real leaks

>>85360518
going im outie lol was the smartest thing he did all year

AZOR EURON

>>85360535
>PRINCE OR PRINCESS prophecy
It's in the books from years and years ago.

It only took final 10 minutes for literally anything good

missandei's tits saved this episode

>>85360347
6.5 still better than the premiere

>>85360347
Solid 8, I had my fun.

>>85360369
not to mention that literally no one was on the lookout. they do not care in the slightest.

I can admit I was whining about Euron
But he redeemed himself
He killed the sneks
>THIS IS FOR GIVING ARTISTIC LIBERTY A BAD NAME

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>>85360517

it was bad my dudes

Mark my words. Theon will survive everything and will win the throne by default.

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>>85360511
holy lel

we /blacksails/ now

the redditor invasion is upon us

>>85360397
She's the heir to a noble house you dumb FUCK

is euron /ourguy/?

>>85360551
you say that about all the episodes

What a fucking disaster

>upcoming season full of sand snek gangrape

D&D HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

>>85360347
>first 55 minutes
1/10
>last 5 minutes
9/10

EURON
U
R
O
N

>>85360502
You're giving D&D too much credit if you think they remember that the Sneks use poison liberally

double daggers looks so hot this season what the fuck

>SAND SNAKES BTFO
>JUSTICE FOR DORAN AND HOTAH
>THEON GOING FULL "FUCK THIS SHIT" MODE

Fucking based

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13516375

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13516375

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13516375

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13516375

HOW WAS THE EPISODE, LADS?

Euron will make Westeros great again!

EURON

EURON

EURON

EURON

EURON

EURON

HOW ACCURATE WAS THE LEAKED SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE?

HOW ACCURATE WAS THE LEAKED SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE?

HOW ACCURATE WAS THE LEAKED SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE?

>>85360215
So what were they doing out at sea?

EURON

EURON KING

BASED FUCKING EURON
ALL HAIL EURON SAVING THIS SHITSHOW

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>>85360511

>>85360347
7.5

>>85360536
it was pure poop until the first Euron cannonball hit tBh

EURON IS /OURGUY/
C O N F I R M E D
O
N
F
I
R
M
E
D

>>85360542

bitch you're not getting spoilers for episode 3 cause that guy should have leaked them today, he disappeared, he got snuffed by HBO

>>85360215
We'll that was a waste of time

Based Theon

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>>85360262

It's amazing how much better the show is when women can't just beat men in physical combat

maybe I am a misandrist but it genuinely felt good watching this episode.

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*Saves the episode*

EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
>EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
>EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
>EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
>EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
>EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
>EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
>EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/
>EPISODE SAVED BY /OUR GUY/

>>85360347
3/10
Then the sand sneks got rekt
6/10

If you rate this episode over a 4/10 you need to fuck off to reddit asap.

So why does having your cock cut off ruin your Archery Skills?

Theon is supposed to be one of, if not the, best Archers in Westeros so why the fuck was he swinging a fucking sword.

He made a shot 10 times harder to save Bran from the wildings.

>>85360583
she was hanging at the ship nose at the end you dumbass

QUICK GIVE ME YOUR DANKEST EURON MEMES

>>85360535
But Euron just won you fucking retard

>>85360542
Everyone pretty much predicted the Euron stuff though.

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STANNIS

THE

MANNIS

>>85360347
8/10
Missadei's nude scene saved the episode.

>>85360405
>be warned tho, once you've taken it there is no going back...

Only if you're a complete retard.

Did the bad poosy died? ;_;

>>85360511
Just give him a real crown

>>85360215
EURON UNKEKED THEON, HE SHOULD BE THANKFUL

>>85360621
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH STANNIS

>>85360631
100%

Euron is the last chance for masculine power in this show

>>85360652
lrn2crop

>>85360391
This. Also doesn't provoke Euron into slicing Yara's throat, which running to attack him would certainly have done. It looks dumb but was actually a smart move

Alright where are the Euron macros?

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>it's a "Euron finally fucking showed up" episode

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>>85360585
>>85360681

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>now it's "prince OR princess that was promised"

Get the fuck out of here with this SJW shit.

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A WEBM OF NAKED MISSANDEI

DANY PLUS JON HYPE

>>85360347
EURON/10

>>85360215
what did arya say to the doggo before she left?

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>>85360511

>>85360502
Dabid.

He actually did it the absolute madman!

Leaks were all real. the leaker on reddit was fucking right

Jonsafags BTFO

Jonerys RULES

>>85360347
Everything up to the last five minutes was 1/10
Last 5 minutes were 8/10

>>85360618
KING REEK KING REEK

we /BALLERS/ nao

>>85360347
7.

Poor, but the Sand Snakes being BTFO was just orgasmic.

YASSSSS
EURON SLAYYY

BASED EURON SAVING /got/

Based Euron making the ironborn great again.

if you continue to watch this after tonight's episode you are everything that is wrong with current television.

>>85360347
1/10.

Of course /tv/ cucks will like the ending for its plot significance, but it was shittily done. The episode, if anything, was a step down from the premiere due to being nothing but plot.

I'm disappointed enough to really no longer be interested in the show.

>>85360545
>spends the whole episode complaining about girl power
>now complains about feminists
Who /victim/

>>85360347
First 50 minutes - 2/10
Last 10 minutes - 9/10

>>85360703
>Theon is supposed to be one of, if not the, best Archers in Westeros so why the fuck was he swinging a fucking sword.

Good luck trying to use a bow in close combat

>>85360347
5/10
Also well done on getting most of the plot right leak man

only 2 more episodes until meera is gone for good lads :/

So that was like what 50 minutes of completely pointless filler before something happened?

The Princ(ess) Who Was Promised

silly boys!

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>>85360215
What is the best faction and why is it the Vale?

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Someone please gif/webm the fucking part where euron comes down with the boarding bridge screaming
I died laughing

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I'm really not an MRA or anything like that, but god damn it felt good to see Euron inject a little testosterone into the show.

I love how every "good" character is acting like a retard now

Imagine a show that's so shallow you all participate in a live thread whilst it's on.

i missed it , i am gonna need a link to download it

The good guys won for a change

>>85360757
It was always that you alt right SJW retard

Remember we all hated Euron last year. wtf.

>>85360405
reminder that it's not possible to be right leaning without being retarded

>>85360771
nice one anon

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>>85360511

>we'll never see her tits again
why is life so cruel?

>>85360748
>macros

look at this faggot

>>85360397
Cersei wants to torture her as revenge for poisoning Princess Myrcella

>>85360703

In the books ramsay cut his archery fingers

>>85360703
He hasn't used his archery skills since he took Winterfell and got rekd by Ramsey

>>85360262
I hate his actor, his character, BUT AT LEAST HE STOPPED THE STUPID FUCKING LESBIAN SCENE AND KILLED SOME EVEN WORSE CHARACTERS

Good for him.
I'm actually annoyed how some good actors/characters are doing nothing: Theon, Seaworth, etc

>>85360659
The list I have has all the major events right, but wrong episode. About half is in 3 or 4.

>>85360740
>>85360735
>>85360712
>>85360691
>>85360690
>>85360679
>>85360670
>>85360668
>>85360655
>>85360654
>>85360631
>>85360613
>/got/ is unironically cheering for a one dimensional le ebil goth rockstar pirate who is a total bastardisation of his book character and literally a cartoon

What happened?

What will happen in the series finale?

>>85360826
THE BEST FACTION IS THE EURON GREYJOY FACTION

Was that Yara hanging from the ship spear point?

LMAO WOMEN IN CHARGE AM I RITE?

can anyone post more of surviving snek? she has cute hair now :3

Who /Theon/ here?

>>85360347
7/10. Would've been an 8, but that yunic sheit.

Also, what did Arya say to her wolf when they ran off?

>>85360768
"That's not you"

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>>85360215
>Tfw your lesbianfu is dead

>>85360600
Like literally every other episode of got

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mfw reading all this shit

>>85360404
They poisoned an innocent girl, stabbed their cousin in the face when his back was turned, somehow killed areo, murdered their prince in full view of his bodyguards

>THE NOUN IS GENDER-NEUTRAL
>I SURVIVE BY IGNORING CLEVER MEN
>I AM A STRONK INDEPENDYNT WAIMIN GIRL
>COME PROTEC WOMYN, WEAK MAN THEON
>ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS

So fucking much SJW pandering this episode, literally what the fuck

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Is she still alive?

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Kind of glad they dropped the interesting elements of Euron's character and gave us captain skull and bones instead.

>>85360854
>normiesgetoutree.png

>>85360844
Euron still looks like a complete retard

>>85360705
wrong that was snek#2

>>85360703

Aren't his fingers pretty much fucked at this point?

>>85360883
Expectations were lowered

>>85360659
Nearly 1:1

Only thing they missed out was how much of a boner I'd have watching it.

Just me that thought the cinematography looked weird this episode? Looked like a shit movie.

>>85360812
Yara was holding the forecaslte of the ship, Theon up there with a bow would have been the Westeros equivalent of having an saw gunner.

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THERE WILL BE CONTRARIANS OUT THERE THAT WILL HATE THIS LITERAL 10/10 EPISODE

>>85360883
the alternatives are far worse

>>85360405
Except the womaniser won and the Manlet was throughly BTFO

>>85360741
you fuckign newfag

So much happened and it was okay. I liked the history lore mentioned often and the fact that Tyrion is meeting Jon again soon. I liked that ship fight scene and Dany acting better for once. I'm also pleased that Mellisandre didn't obsess over Dany as soon as Jon kicked her out.

WHY IS EMILIA CLARKE SO BAD AT ACTING.

SHE'S HAD SEVEN YEARS AS THE SAME CHARACTER. SEVEN.

>>85360883
Because the series went to shit, i can actually appreciate a character like Euron fucking shit up

>>85360883
He killed the sand cunts and their cunt mother, i hope he kills everyone desu.

>>85360659
100% accurate

This is the synopsis:

Daenerys holds a war council about their strategy, and summons all lords of Westeros(only a handful respond) to Dragonstone to pledge loyalty to her.

Arya arrives at the Inn at the Crossroads. She meets
Hot Pie, learns about the news in King's Landing and the North and decides to change her plans.
Sam is working and researching at the Citadel in Oldtown.

Missandei and Grey Worm have a sex scene before the Unsullied leave for Casterly Rock.

Jon receives a raven from Daenerys summoning him to Dragonstone. As he is interested in the dragonglass that can be found in the caves below Dragonstone, he departs by boat with Davos (leaving Sansa in charge of Winterfell).

Before this, he has a confrontation with Littlefinger in the crypts.

Euron's fleet destroys the Greyjoy / Martell fleet. He kills two sand snakes(with their own weapons) and imprisons Yara, Ellaria and Tyene. Theon is able to escape by jumping overboard, but loses all respect from the Ironborn.

are lesbian snake mom and all her lil' snakes die?

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>tfw ywn be choked to death by euron

>>85360916
she's the mountains fuck toy

>>85360671
Holy shit is that Tony Stark?

>>85360883

everyone else on the show has 0 dimensions

one is the best we got

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Daily reminder that it's been at least 2 FUCKING SEASONS since the MUH GIRL POWER has taken a setback

I'm glad they had the balls to write this shit but you just know that Theon will kill Euron in some shitty retibution arc

also

>Dany surrounded by women, a modget, and eunuch, and an army of minorities half of whom are castrated\
>lesbian sex
>minority sex
>Literally ONLY women in power in a meidieval fantasy
>Dany's plot armor is thicker than she is

Hopefully Euron put's this show back on pre season 5 track because the past 20 hours of this show have been rubbish

>>85360883
He killed the most awful characters in the show

>ywn have lesbian sex with yara

>>85360912
At least Euron salvaged it

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EURON KILLED THE SAND NIGGERS
KILLED THE FEMINIST ICONS
DICKLESS LOSER LITERALLY JUMPED
BASED EURON IS OUR GUY

>>85360405
I'm not sure if you're parodying Samuel L'Hyde with those last lines or you're actually autistic

>>85360898
>85360898
IT WAS DEFINITELY HER THO WTF

>>85360916
Robert Strong'd

>>85360347
6/10

>>85360883
he still better than all other characters (or whats left of them)

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>>85360215
>Dragon queen gets whatever she wants because of muh dragons
>army is comprised of dickless men
>all leaders are women, except a disabled man, and two other men who also don't have dicks
>lord of light gender politics
>grayworm sex scene, you don't need to have a dick to be a man! (we want the trans community)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WE'RE STILL WATCHING THIS?

That battle at was legit.

Pity literally every single character involved was garbage. A more book-faithful Euron would've made that that whole scene kino.

>4 WOMEN SITTING AROUND A TABLE
TYB FEMINISM

>>85360883
his character is literally a cartoon villain in the books too get off your high horse and stop reading wiki pages faggot lol

>>85360754

[Spoiler] I heard that Euron also decides to just sit out in the Iron Islands when he is told that Wights cant swim, is this true?[/Spoiler]

>>85360883
Rampart contrarianism.

>>85360883
Nothing changed in his characterization except he stopped an EXCRUIATING cringy scene and killd two horrible characters.

>>85360879
They gonna fuck her good

>>85360883
That should clue you in to how bad the show has gotten.

>>85360854

that filename, kek

>>85360884
Euron Greyjoy will BTFO everyone else and force Cleganebowl to happen.

In the tv show on HBO right after this, the first scene is 9 black guys and 1 white guy playing basketball....the white guy has a Black Lives Matter shirt on. Subtle.

>>85360879

She was the only good looking sand snake but still was annoying

>>85360992
Not literally you

she meant that's not your personality

>>85360347
0 filler garbage

>>85360754
These leaks are confirmed inaccurate: Cersei never got an invitation, nor was it to all house lords.

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calle caribe

>>85360916
the mountain raped till death

>>85360883
>total bastardisation of his book character
while /pol/ are obviously retards, book euron was also le edgy pirate
and no, more trivia about his journies and about magic don't mean a more fleshed out character

is edmure free yet?

Who runs Dorne now that sandsneks are dead?

>>85360728
No, that girl wasn't cute enough to be the bad pussy.

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fucking fags

>>85360347
Euron/10

Literally the new Stannis but 10 times better.

>>85360883
he is hillarious

>>85360883
>MUH MANGA WAS BETTER

>>85360703
He was broken by Ramsay, that's his entire fucking arc

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>Euron doesn't kill Yara
Great, we're going to get yet another "womyn are the strongest" moment where Yara kills Euron. Men aren't allowed to kill main characters anymore. It's against the rules. Just like how Jon should have killed Ramsey right when he started beating the shit out of him. But instead of doing that they take away all the tension and the heat of the moment by forcing him to stop so Sansa can have a seen where she kills him off screen 5 minutes later.

wtf i hate game of thrones now

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too bad euron is kill the moment he was stabed by that spear
unless D&D are compleat reatards with no continuity and this time their weapones are not coated in poison
whitch would be retarded.

>>85360313
literally nothing except Yara and Euron battle and lots and lots of girl power.

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>>85360347
8/10

Decent Varys scene finally.

>>85360369
>>85360609

It was in the middle of the night. It was like, dark dude.

>>85360929
Not Show Theon as far I know, if his fingers were too fucked for Archery they'd be too fucked to swing a sword with any measure of edge-alignment.

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>>85361006

/thread

>>85360883
He killed the most cancerous characters in the show

>>85360768
"That's not you" or something like that

Since when was Euron good at fighting

for King Euron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY1fUAPYH3M

>>85360912
Kek how triggered are you.

>>85360535
>Euron singlehandedly wrecks Yara's fleet
>HURR FEMINISM

Every woman in this show could get raped and killed in plain sight and you'd still be bitching about wimmyn empowerment. Just shut the hell up you misandrist obsessed virgin.

Outside of Jon Snow are there any legitimate males who aren't cripples or castrated?

>>85360502
Euron is taking half of Victarion's persona in the show so he was wearing heavy armor on a boat because he doesn't give a fuck.

>>85360407
He got killed after they killed John remember
Also we saw literally zero dragons this episode
Was that actually Arya's firewood and why aren't they bigger in comparison to normal wolves

>>85361056
Yeah, he's lord of the riverlands

>>85360965
I feel like most of us are just staying on the ship to see it burn.
Theon had the right idea.

>>85360883
No one here has read the books

>/got/ hated TV Euron last season
>now loves him
What happened?

Is there a more useless weapon in combat than a fucking whip? God it was good to see how actually useless it is in real combat

>>85360912
retard
fuck off to /pol/

Euron represents white men taking back their honour and masculinity from feminists. Jew Foreshadowing.

name 1 piece of interesting/good dialogue in this 60 minute episode on par with this 2 minute scene GO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sAk5cHp0-M

>>85361133

Stannis

>>85360405
Damn. Nitpicking. So feminist that based Euron came in and fucked up those dykes. That's feminist equality right there.

>>85361011
>>85361053
These are fair points actually

Oh well, /got/ became the general that just wants to watch the show burn. Better just strap in and enjoy the ride

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>>85360844

show!Euron may be a shitty bootleg copy of the real OG Euron Crow's Eye, but shit, he gets a pass after this

>>85360910
>blocks your ship
>save the episode

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>>85360681
Are you fucking retarded?
The leaks happened in October 2016.

This is Episode 3:

Euron and the Ironborn bring their prisoners to King's Landing and parade them through the streets.

Ellaria is made to watch her daughter Tyene die from a poison kiss delivered by Cersei.

Cersei and Jaime have sex.

Bran and Meera arrive in Winterfell.

Jon and Davos arrive at Dragonstone and are received by Tyrion (and Missandei). They have to hand over their weapons, their boat is taken by Dothraki guards. On their way to the Throne Room, they see a dragon for the first time.

Melisandre leaves Dragonstone

Grey Worm and the Unsullied take Casterly Rock, which is only lightly defended(later learn it was done on purpose to give Dany a false sense of victory)

The Lannister armies lead by Jaime destroy the Tyrell army and sack Highgarden. Jaime offers Olenna to commit suicide by poison after she admits to killing Joffrey, which she accepts.

At Dragonstone, Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen meet for the first time.

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>>85361063

Euron the faggot killer

>>85360535

>>PRINCE OR PRINCESS prophecy

It's in the fucking books, Edgelord Alt-Lite McSnowflake.

FUCK WOMEN

>>85361133
Euron claims to have a proper cock.

>we will NEVER see asian sneks tits
jdimsa

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>We didn't plant it that way [4 women and 3 cockless men and a midget at the war table]

Sure buddy.

>>85361078
Euron can't be killed by a little poison.

So basically the entire episode was cringey girl power to help soften the blow of based Euron killing all the women

>>85360883
He hung one of them with her whip so it's better than another forced lesbian scene

>dany insecure victim with varys
>jon needs to do something but nobody likes jon and disapprove
>five minutes of grey worm ebony sex scene with missandei
>melly tells dany about jon
>nymeria, hotpie make an irrelevant return
>dude LESBIAN YARA LMAO
>only saving grace is Euron attacking and killing sandsnakes and the crew raping

ep went from 2/10 to 5/10 thanks to euron

>>85361071
>Great, we're going to get yet another "womyn are the strongest" moment where Yara kills Euron.
Hell no, Theon is going to kill Yara. Yara will likely get Gregor'd into oblivion

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>says Jon is in Winterfell
>immediately says Arya is pretty

Huh, could it be?

>>85361133
Based Euron

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>>85360854

>>85360883
Because he's unironically a breath of fresh air. yes, thats how shit this show is now. I went to my bathroom to piss and then started wiping my mirror because it looked dirty in the middle of this episode because it's so had

>>85361006
Watching? Yes.
Paying? No.

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>Dragonbinder
>Valyrian Steel armor
>1000 ships

is Euron overpowered?

>>85361151
He killed the bad pussy

>>85361069
His is Arc:

Broken by the being taken from home.

Raised up by Ned and the Starks.

Broken by the consequences of rejecting his adopted family.

Risen again by supporting his adopted family.

BUT EVERY FUCKING EPISODE NOW HE IS BROKEN AND RISES, ITS OLD NOW.

Whew that episode was bad.

>Grey work and black girl sex filler for 7 fucking minutes

Make it stop

>>85361078
maybe they weren't expecting a fight and had no time to prepare

>>85360347
First half minus eunuch sex scene 7/10

Second half 2/10

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>Every leader is female
>All of the guys have had their dicks cut off
>Deadliest assassin is a literal child
>"Toughest warrior" is some tall butch dyke
>Euron is "le moustach twirling retarded evil goym" who is guaranteed to die before this series end at the hand of some YAAAS SLAY QUEEN


Jesus fucking christ, tell me the books aren't as cucked as this tv series?

Is this shit canon? Because if it is, this entire franchise is one big jewish meme

Theon did the right thing. Trying to save his sister would have been suicide, and she attempted to throw her ease of getting ass in his face for the last time. The sand snakes are finally on the verge of being completely BTFO. Seeing Varys stand up to Dany was a step in the right direction, but the wasted time on Grey Worm's relationship was a redundancy that was highly unneeded. No one cares about 3rd tier ancillary characters that bring nothing to the show.

>>85361151
he's had like 3 scenes and this is the 1st good one

>>85361112

It is so heavy handed I don't know how anyone could not notice. I don't ant to complain because imo in a fantasy setting stonk females are ok, but it's just so grotesquely heavy handed that it's obnoxious.

I used to believe in Stannis, now I follow the true God Euron.

>>85361133
Ser Davos
Randyll Tarly

>>85360962
she's a qt so the producers probably dont dare to tell her off

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>SAND SNEKES ARE DEAD


HAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHA EAT FUCKING SHIT SWEET ROBIN

>>85361151
Killed the sand snakes and doesn't (always) stand in a room saying stilted dialogue that makes no sense

That's it

>>85361128

>muh buzzwords and calling someone a virgin

Theon is that you?

>>85360854
legendary filename

How is Daenerys going to kill Euron?

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>>85361133
CIA

>>85361151
They turned him into Victarion.

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Bad poosy lives another day thank god

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>mfw she's on her periods but I'm already balls deep in

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UPLOAD/TORRENT WHERE I MISSED ALL THE LIVESTREAMS BROS. PLEASE HELP THIS STUPID SHOW IS ALL I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN MY WEEKEND TO WEEKEND WAGE SLAVE EXISTENCE.

>>85361094

I would think using a bow would require a little more grip precision than impotently swinging a sword around but who knows with this show's continuity anymore.

>>85360984
you realize eurons character is intentionally uber masculine just so he can be struck down by stronk independent women. his death will probably be something involving his cock

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>>85360962

The fans are eating her up

>>85360754
There wasn't any mention of Cersei being preggo

Why the fuck is the tv-show making Euron an "evil villain"?

>>85360535
Can barely see anything on my shitty tv, too dark. You know Elarria is probably going to be introduced to the mountain next episode right. Is tittysnek ded too?

How is Jon in Dragonstone next episode? That would take fucking weeks of not months to ride to white harbor then sail to Dragonstone

>>85360347

YAAS QUEEN / 10

>>85361179
Getting de-dicked in the GoTverse is fucking lunch, it should be no surprise there's so many of the fuckers

>>85361243

Davos may be the only other one.

>>85361014
Jumping off that ship was at least a very strong choice.

>>85360883
He's a meta self insert. We're vicariously destroying the show through Euron.

>>85361234
They aren't, GRRM himself is really cucked but he actually keeps his shitty politics out of the books. I'm actually impressed that he does that.