>character arrives at work late and goes to the toilet cause

>>85359281
Jesus Christ ain't that the fucking truth. I piss my pants due to splash damage all the time

>character doesn't entirely remove his clothes before pissing/shitting

>>85359281
maybe you should have thought twice before cutting off your dick mate

>character uses a urinal and only shakes twice

These people must have piss stained underwear because I have to grab some paper before hand to wipe all my piss on my dick.

>OP's father never taught him the 100% effective method for avoiding splash back and post-piss dribble
sad, desu

>>85359597
"If you shake more than two times you're just playing with it."

>>85359597
Actually it just means they have a healthy prostate and there is something wrong with your prostate.