/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>85354347
You take that back, Audrey is best girl

ju-

wtf ive already seen part 11? I guess I have to wait another week for part 12?

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>>85354449
DON'T

>>85354467
judy

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xth for cute family photo

>>85354487
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>85354347

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>>85354504

Not gonna lie, former Lynch voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching a bomb explode footage for 3/4ths of an episode. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Live stream here: weebcrew.moe

>>85354627
IT WAS FOR ABOUT 4 MINUTES THE EPISODE WAS 60 MINUTES IT'S A 15TH OF THE ENTIRE EPISODE

>>85354425
lmao

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Expect CUTE things tonight

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https://soundcloud.com/blue-harvest-beat/i-love-cooper

Anyone miss the old Cooper?

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>>85354690
We always miss the things we can never get back...

Less than one hour until Lucy dies of flatulence.

>>85354347

The thing that people don't realize is that Dougie embodies a very similar spirit to Cooper in the original series. Both are charmingly naive and childlike plus they follow their instincts in a way that inexplicably leads them to succeed. They also for some odd reason seem to have the implicit trust and respect of everyone surrounding them.

We get old Cooper back tonight boys, I can feel it

>>85354749

Vedder looks so smug in every fucking pic.

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>>85354690
aye someone finally did it, good job anon

>>85354774

lol

>>85354774
nah, fbi will probably be on his trail tho

Dougie is the ultimate form of the enlightened being.

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CrOaTiA

>>85354774
I want Dougie to last. Bringing Cooper back would be too depressing.

the only reason that dougie kinda stinks is that it's been 25 years. I just want coop back, man. I miss him.

>>85354852
I don't know why, but that pic legit scared the shit out of me when i clicked on it.

>>85354852
no spoilers

>>85354852
who is this cooper? has longer hair than dougie

>>85354879

Lynch is trying to help you escape from your juvenile clinging to nostalgia.

>>85354852
nice poster

>>85354917
Well, we have yet to see any version of coop with long hair so who knows! ;^)

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>>85354690
I think you're really coming into your own, commercially and artistically.

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>>85354852
You're going back to Munjava
CROATIAAAAAAAAAA

I am back.

Well you guys motivated me to keep plowing through this masterpiece.

And I gotta say, as I am about to watch episode 7 (credits playing), the icepick midget killer was truly a thing of beauty, so intellectually stimulating. It really makes you think. It has made me think. This show is so complex and layered. I don't think I have ever witnessed something like this before.
I mean it's truly amazing what a great mind can come up with throughout the years. This is a masterpiece. KINO truly.

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>>85355010

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>>85355027
hey anon
take your pants off ;)

>>85355027
What could possibly be your motivation in seeking attention this hard?

And why on earth am I giving it to you?

>>85355027
now i dont like twin peaks anymore thanks a lot asshole

>>85355027

There is literally nothing better than pleb rage

>>85355027
Boy are (You) in for a treat!

>>85355027
HI, JOHNNY. HOW ARE (YOU) TODAY?

Hello Johnny! How are you today?

>>85354880
Accidentally posted on the old thread, but I'd appreciate any insight or takes you guys have.

www.cnn.com/2017/06/23/breaking/director-david-lynch-shoots-and-kills-croatian-leaking-twin-peaks-episodes/index.html

>>85355130
dead inside as usual

>>85354690
pretty gud but do an original thing instead of copypasta next time

>>85355153
wow it's real

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Our show is being cucked by GoT on all streams

>>85355152
imho it is intentional. i still remember lynch walking away from the project because sho wasn't giving him the budget he wanted, then they caved in and he came back, i'm not sure how that ties into the effects looking like they do, but there must be something to that.

>>85355245
Of course it is, GoT is the most normie show ever, even Stacies watch it.

>>85355245
not on weebcrew.moe

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>>85355152
um, hate to break it to you anon but lynch and some elements of TP has always been like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN6pT3zL44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFQmJMF0R_M

I'm pretty sure it stems from his DIY ethic.

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>>85354347
I desperately want some red room action tonight!

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>>85355245
There's always weebcrew, friend

>>85354790
>I just wanted to ask one question, engaged in a 'discussion' with hardcore fans of the show, and I kept watching the show on my 2nd monitor.
wanna know how I know you're a pleb?

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>>85354347

>And I gotta say, as I am about to watch episode 7
Last thread
>I'm about to finish ep 6 and I gotta say

What a coincidence choice of using the same phrase eh anon?

Janey E and Sonny Jim get murdered by the hitmen.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I7RyVdlQKhQ
>that look on Ray's face
TOP TEN ANIME BETRAYALS

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Dubs and we get Judy today

I don't live anywhere it's being serialized, and I can't bear the thought of waiting to torrent it. Does anyone have a link to some sort of livestream I can watch? No croatian livestreams pls

My friend saw the new episode at Comic Con and she said that at the end they asked people ot temper their excitement when asked if it was good so people don't expect an amazing episode and we
gien im lying

>>85355460
Meant for trip

Who's Judy anyway?

>>85355483
What if you did and this is hell?

>>85354852
This is Lucy's last scene before her death

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Friendly preshow reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85355356
Sure, and I get what you mean. But that made a bit more sense back in in the 90s when he didn't have the large Showtime budget (that was exactly to his specifications) to do it himself. And you have to admit that those bits (Josie's ridiculous wooden handle transformation especially, although the superimposition of Laura's face where it didn't belong was a bit less horrible and a bit more frequent) were always really atrocious. So if the goal is to remove all of the campy stuff that set the old tone, why keep the single worst thing about it?

>>85355542
There are only Croatian streams.

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>>85355027

>>85355574
>listening to anything the worst grunge frontman has to say

>PUT IT DOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYuB30jeveI

>>85355598
Fuck

>>85355542
>No croatian livestreams pls
>not supporting the communistic dictatorship that funded S3
Pleb

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>>85355574
Friendly reminder that you're a big fat liar! Haha

>>85354879

Dale Cooper was a bugman. Zip him to present day and he'll be showing everyone his smartwatch, aggressively getting into Fantasy Football, and talking about how sorry he is that he was born a male.

Dale's weak. Dougie is a better male role model.

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF EPISODE 11

>Albert gets murdered by Evil Cooper then he beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Richard rapes Audrey Horne while she is taking a coke nap, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Alberts' decapitated head then with the basically road kill remains of the kid he ran over
>Cancer guy jaywalks across the street to get some ice cream
> Chad beats lucy to death with a shovel then rapes her with the shovel then by himself then with his thanksgiving dinner all the while forcing Andy to sing "Just You and Me"
>Big Ed comes home and rapes James
>Sheriff Truman visits Harry and then rapes him and shovels shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH Harry dies begging him to put it down
>Red visits shelly and rapes her and then rapes Norma and the german waitress at the same time
>Chad goes out and rapes Becky
>Instead of paying her speeding tickets Janey E tracks down and raped the police officers
>Janey E mounts a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Bobby litters constantly which makes Hawk cry unstoppably
>Sweeper man yodels at then tortured, raped, and murdered druggie girl with a rash and then used her head along with all the dirty popcorn as bloody dirty sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Ben Horne humiliates his ex wife and then raped, beats and abused her and his son Johnny after going to their house shortly after leaving the Great Northern, forces a dog to rape them as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up their ass and leaving her traumatized
>Chad never returns his library books
>Evil Cooper coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Gordon rapes Tammy than cuts off her ring finger to finger her than shoves it up his own ass before raping her again before inviting the woodsman to join in

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New get for Judy

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A cute maid appears!

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>>85355627
>>85355649
You'll see...

>>85355702
is that Eddie Vedder taking a shit?

>>85355582
I feel like Lynch is uninterested in trying to ke special effects realistic. It is inherently fake and no amount of money or quality would change that. They get the point across. The other aspects of filmmaking are more effective at creating the "believability" of aa certain moment or scene.

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Judy

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>>85355737
le it's le bad on le purpose

>>85355748
DONT

>>85355702
Mexican Michael J Anderson coming in close to get a better look at that guy's shit always makes me laugh.

>>85355737
This is an interesting angle to consider, thanks.

>>85355787
That isn't what I said, buster.

>>85355791
JUDYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>85355748
>>85355791

>>85355702
this is why i never take a shit in public restrooms

>>85355542
>No croatian livestreams pls
serbs FUCK OFF

>>85355478
holy shit
>fat grandma audrey
>count dracula
>ray open wide
and who is this person on the right of sheryl?
also what the hell was this question? i didn't undesrtand a word

15 MINUTES LADS

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The perfect woman doesn't exi-

>>85355857
I go for the gloryholes only

NO I AM NOT SENDING YOU ANYMORE MONEY SYLVIA!

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>>85355737
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

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>>85355748
>>85355791

>>85355857
>implying that guy hasn't already crawled into your bathroom while you've been browsing this thread

It is time
Eating garmonbozia?

>>85355982
>he doesn't know that I'm currently posting while in my bathroom

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I think Mick Jagger might be Judy

Why is this thread so dead?
The episode is on tonight right

>>85355917
Fun fact: The actress who plays Candie also voices Lady Lunafreya in Final Fantasy XV

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>>85355582
because it's effective and he likes the incongruity. remember he comes from an art background, specifically cubism, surrealism and dadaism, where artists like Bunuel, Picasso and Isou shaped the kinds of movies he's making today. Their aesthetic revolutions relied on jarring juxtapositions that took you out of your frame of mind and caused you to reflect on the false realities of what you were seeing; a formal distancing effect that achieves a Brechtian goal.

Lynch's preference for soap opera, hysteria, ultraviolence and other "heightened" forms of performance also contributes to this mood.

he also works a lot with his hands IRL and probably likes that you can see the seams and handicrafts of the auteur at work.

It's not a generic CGI concoction imagined by the likes of 100 ILM professionals: it's a DIY/punk aesthetic entirely his own.

anyway, good talk.

>>85355999
Now I get trips
No dubs for Judy

>>85354425
this is the funniest thing i've seen in all /tpg/

LLORANDOOOOOOOOOO

>>85356030
We're not gonna talk about Mick Jagger

That last episode's musical performance is like super duper autotuned. Probably intentional, but I don't know how I didn't notice it the first time.

One thing I hope is that Andy and Lucy get fucking brutally murdered. The most annoying characters in television history, hands down. I hope they get raped, murdered, eaten.

>>85356136
To blinded by the THICC

>>85356033
It's because of GOT I think

http://www.weebcrew.moe/

10 MINUTES

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>>85354425
>mfw I don't get the reference

>>85356039
An argument you can make about it being intentional is how easy and cheap it would've been to make a lot of these shots considerably better. Like the yellow ball that comes out of Dougie's head, that shot would be so easy to change to make it look better, that you have to come to the conclusion that it's all on purpose.

>>85356136
Lynch wrote it with her while she was going through cancer. It's cool he supported her. Autotuned or not I think it was a nice move putting her in it even though they wrote the original in 2011

>>85356033
I'm 50% of the posters in /tpg/ and I just got back on.

>>85356139
stop

>>85356212
Chad was eating lunch in the conference room

This song from the last episode is really good but it would sound a lot more better if it wasn't fucking autotuned to shit

>>85356214
That gold ball scene looks very much like one of his shorts. I don't know about all the effects, but some and especially that one are clearly intentional

>>85356255
and they immediately go outside after they force him out

Dubs for Judy

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>>85356212
Chad represents the true America.

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Will we see her tonight boys?

>>85356229
That's real depressing anon. Now I'm crying into the chimichangas I made for dinner while the song plays.

>>85356039
This is your mind on LYNCH to rationalize terrible CGI. You can't make that shit up.

Noo, the real reason cannot be because he is a lazy fuck who wants to get things done cheaply. No, no. It was his ARTISTIC VISION.

This is no ordinary shitty CGI, this is AUTEUR CGI. It was meant to be shitty.

The other meaning of lynched. Fucking brainwashed lynchdrones.

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5mins lads!!!!!!!

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>>85356365
You are severely LYNCHED hahaha

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>>85354347
who else ready for the return of cute??

>>85356328
she's gonna kill lucy

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What are you eating/drinking while waiting for, or watching, Twin Peaks, /tv/?

I'm currently eating home-brand muesli, which I've added freshly cut banana, strawberry and kiwi fruit to. It's coated in milk, and I've got a damn fine cup of water to my side.

I might make a cup of tea to drink while watching the show, tee-hee.

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>>85356365
go to bed, anon

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>WHIDNEY HOOSTON, DIED FROM A BROKEN HEART

>>85356365
imagine being this insecure.

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>>85356365
>Noo, the real reason cannot be because he is a lazy fuck who wants to get things done cheaply.
Someone didn't watch any of the Inland Empire BTS stuff

>>85356365
What points towards lynch being lazy or cheap? Because I see a tone that points towards him loving "off" things and doing effects himself. It's like you're not familiar with any of his art outside of the film medium

Whitney Houston didn't die of a broken heart she was a drugged out chick that drown in a bathtub

Dubs for Judy
Trips for Audrey
Quads for jumping man

>>85356455
water and creamed corn

>>85356455
just a glass of water. it's like 4 in the morning here, I don't need anything else.
Also why is Audrey so perfect.

>>85356455
just had a couple thai chicken wraps, drinking a beer now

>>85356365
why aren't you off reading a book, or listening to a symphony, or learning about something fulfilling and valuable?

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>>85356510
>spoiler

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>>85356455
Shit anon that sounds healthy as fuck

I'm having a cold whiskey cola and a cigarette

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>>85356531
TAKE THAT BACK

1 MORE MINUTE WEEBCREW.MOE

>>85356365
>hurrr durrr why doesn't everything look like muh Michael Bay and Zack Snuder moobies hurrrrrrrr

>>85356508
Singles for Eddie Vedder's song Out of Sand that confirms Cooper never gets his mind back.

Is everyone ready for fartkino?

>>85356365
Dude you just don't get it. Stop. I am cringing hard.

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>>85354770
Yes, the Cooper who comes back will be different, as Kyle Maclachlan mentions in interviews: "And finally, of course, you’re left with Dale Cooper who’s now 25 years older and still Dale Cooper, but perhaps a little wiser. He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.”

>>85354749
Sorry smug Eddy...

more tim roth pls

>>85356455
Drinking red wine in a Cooper Twin Peaks mug

dougie is the child of rhaegar and lyanna

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>>85356455
Coffee from Huehuetenango, Guatemala and pastry of Georgia peaches..

STOP
POSTING
STREAM
LINKS

THIS IS HOW THEY GET TAKEN DOWN, RETARDS

>this mong is married to Janey-E
unfair

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>>85356618

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>refuse to watch a shitty livestream version of the show
>STAN/SHOWTIME HASN'T UPDATED WITH THE NEW EPISODE

>>85356689
i wish janey e would yell at me

It's happening now!
get on weebcrew.moe or watch showtime!

someone give me an anime free stream please

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MAUVE ZONE BOYZ

>>85356483
Why would I?
>>85356538
But I am watching the masterpiece right? I mean, 18 hours of new original footage from David-fucking-Lynch. You can't pass that.

And I am having a blast. Icepick midget killer slaughtering an office was an intellectual peak for me. I literally came. Pardon me, my brain metaphorically came.

The episode is up but broken on showtime anytime. Reeeeeee

nudity!

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Here we go.....

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>>85356704
>tfw Cooper gets his mind back but is affected by having spent 25 years in the Black Lodge

>>85356749
Get out of here Stalker

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LUCYS FUCKING DEAD

f

>>85356813
Maybe it didnt feel like 25 years to him only a few hours or something, times not the same in the lodge etc

>>85356781
I'm watching it on there and it's fine for me

Fucking dick can't do anything right

>>85356833
f

inb4 more dead kids

OH, SHIT. SHE SURVIVED

>>85356740
>You can stop avoiding spoilers, Part 11 of Twin Peaks is available now: s.sho.com/StreamTwinPeaks

Fatty lives

Kids are kill

CALLED IT

fatty no BTFO after all

>>85356833
ALLAHU AKBAR! Add Andy and I will suffer through this fucking mess.

>people who said Miriam was a bad actress cuz she was still breathing after Richards beating BTFO

SHELLY BTFO !!!!!

JUST TUNED IN WHAT DID I MISS

Does norma live in that booth?

So...that's not her daughter?

KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

PIE'd

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>that seyfried overacting

WTF

>>85356975
SURPRISINGLY MUCH

man amanda seyfried is so hot

shelly what the hell

>>85357007
>That Lynch directing

>that flute summon

Carl is operator af with that cop radio in his car lol

He's gonna console Shelly and fuck her.

Becky you fucking thot

SHELLY BRIGGS

>Shelly Briggs

BOBBY AND SHELLY ARE MARRIED WHAT THE FUCK

MISS BRIGGS

Are they confirmed married?

so is bobby the dad

What did Steven do

BOBBY AND SHELLY OMG

Holy shit all the theories about twin peaks being affected by the lodge are true . The place is falling apart with all these emergencies

>>85357134
Divorced more likely

>lol i'm just gonna shoot the door

Kek Amanda got cucked by a milf

I just bought a 45 of Harry Dean Stanton.

Shit. Was that Alicia Witt?!

HE'S BANGING DONNA'S COUSIN

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>stream keeps freezing tonight for no reason

Would a town of 5000 really have a police department this busy?

>Tammy doing her sexy walk with a gun
MUH DICK

>>85357233
>>85357181

>>85357134
>>85357134
Divorced. Neither wear wedding rings

>>85357233
i think the implication is that the black lodge is fucking with everything but thats my interpretation

>>85357213
I thought that was her.
SPICE MUST FLOW

THAT WOMAN IN THE STAIRWAY WAS THE LITTLE GIRL THAT PLAYED PIANO

>>85357233
The lodge is making people do bad shit. Probably spread through the drug sparkle

>>85357247
>Tammy will never handle your unholstered weapon

>>85357286
yup

Who's Donna's cousin? Seriously cannot remember

Is that the convenience store?

The guy from Too Many Cooks?

I want to put my dick into Tammy so many times that her vagina and anus break.
Then I will start working on her mouth.

HOLY FUCKING SHOT

PREPARE FOR LYNCHING

WOW SHIT LYNCH

>>85357376

lewd

Time is a flat circle.

>>85357387
It's from one of the early promos

its gods asshole

>>85357376
dont pull any of that ERP shit here fucker

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LYNCH WTF YO

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why does she remind me of a slithery snake

Holy shot Donnie darko

Gotta light?

Gordon noooooooooo!

Shit what was that quick image that flashed up? A bunch of woodsmen on a staircase?

THIS IS THE WATER

They found Ruth's body !

>>85357496
I love that photoshop filter

Big ole titties

Now where is the major's head?

my fucking stream crashed what happened after lynch was looking into the thing and saw people on the stairs?

aww not the nudity i was hoping for

>Alfred has a Samsung galaxy
CONFIRMED PATRICIAN

Also jesus Christ that woodsman

This was not the nudity I was hoping for

>nudity
>it's just a corpse and not Tammy
;-;

I DONT LIKE THE SHADOW MAN

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>samsung

>>85356455
Being in the UK I'm forced to wait until after Game of Thrones and watch Peaks at 3:10 A.M. Not the best time to eat stuff. Had some cherry pie for the first episode though.

RUH ROH RAGGIE

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OH MY GOD

>he's dead
Gordon is a great detective

He's dead.

Are you sure that he's dead Gordon?

shaggy nooooo

damn he got lynched

RAGGY'D

22,40 SYCAMORE

A better stream someone?

RIP SHAGGY

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>He's Dead

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He's dead

>>85357729
>I've...got....ideas

SHAGGY NOOO!

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"He's dead" kek

shaggy got lynched :/

>More product placement

How much did they give you Lynch, you whore

>Bobby wearing a leather jacket again
KINO

Based good guy Bobby is gonna sonny corleone Becky's dirtbag husband

Norma looks like a resentful bitch tbqh

you can really appreciate bobbys and shellys acting after seeing seyfried lol

WHERE MY NIGGA JAMES AT

>>85357855
comfy KINO

HE'S GONE.

>GROWN MARRIED WOMAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOO BOBBY KEKED BY BASED RED

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Damn, Bobby.

>>85357879
James has gay sex for drugs with Becky's husband. Screenshot this

RED CONFIRMED KEKING BOBBY

KEKED

>BOBBY IS A KEK
LMAO

Damn...

Shelly with gravity defying drug dealer.

That was fucking rude.

BOBBY NO!

when yo baby mamma cucks you for someone that looks just like you but is evil ;(

HOW MANY MORE KEKINGS CAN THIS MAN SUSTAIN IN A LIFETIME

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FUCK YOU SHELLY YOU GODDAMN ROASTIE WHORE

WHAT THE FUCK SHELLY THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE

>Shelly is now a cheating whore in all 3 seasons
Shellyfags BTFO

wtf i hate shelly

Fuck Shelley and fuck Shelley people, all Shelley posters are going to be considered cuck enablers from this point going forward

damnit why shelly always gotta pick the wrong dude

Stop honking already, asshole!

Damn Bobby looking operator af

Shoot that honking cunt reeeeeeee

WHAT IS HONKING THIS MUCH GOING TO ACCOMPLISH

HONK KINO

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KEK!

JESUS CHRIST THAT KID
BOBBY SHOOK

Yeah, The Black Lodge is driving this place mad.

>25 mins already passed

Damn fine episode

Always a fat chick

THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON

>it's an america episode

>all these shitty citizens
COMFY TWIN PEAKSFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Twin peaks honking and gun safety

what in the holy fuck

What the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

what the actual fuck is happenig on this night

WTF is going on lynch this place is a mad house

>>85358200
Feels like a prank

bobby has had the worst 10 minutes in the history of twin peaks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

what the fuck is this even anymore. fuck Lynch and fuck Frost

HOLY SHIT TWIN PEAKS ZOMBIES MODE FUCKING CONFIRMED

I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ALL THIS HAPPENING

too high for this

>>85358256
10/10 greatest episode ever

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy shit Dragonfags watching GoT are missing some pure kino.

I think I just got lynched, that vomiting kid was too much.

OH MY GOD

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>the ant head from the card

OH MY GOD IM DYING WHAT WAS THAT

>>85358297
this but unironically

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MFW that entire fucking sequence

AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

At this point Lucy dying wouldn't be the weirdest part of the episode

Come on, hawk.

Based Hawke knows

OH SHIT hawk dropping some serious knowledge

MARGARET

My stream froze what did he say Truman shouldn't want to know anything about?

its a sign - if you have any shares in ANS sell immediately it is dead on the water

Hawk just cucked us harder than Shelley cucked Bobby there

Every episode of this show tops the previous one.

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>you don't ever want to know about that

>>85358324
Welcome to the club

>>85358447

the ant head looking symbol on major briggs note

that's kinda racist desu. going to hell just cause hes injun

>my log is afraid of fire

No shit

>>85358447
mama

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"ant head"

>>85358459
This might be the best show ever to air on any network. Not even joking

fucking /o/

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING JESSE

CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF

>when /o/ walks into your episode

sheriff truman are you interted in witnessing my latest firetruck miniature collection?

DAMN FINE COFFEE

How the hell was Jessie there but at the scene with Bobby???

Diane knows those numbers.

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The last episode I watched was #7 and I just tuned in. seems like I didn't miss a thing. was there nothing happening in ep 8-10?

COFFEE AND DONUTS

COMFY'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

david lunch lol

DAVID BRUNCH LOL

David Lunch