what does /tv/ think of Shortbus?

>>85342015
was it rape?

i wish i could suck my own dick

They fuck for real? What's the point of this shit? Is it even a decent movie?

>hire an Asian actress
>wanna fuck her
>write in a scene where you and her have unsimulated sex on cam

Pretty smart

is this the one with real gay sex? i caught it on tv a few years ago, my little brother started crying when he saw it too lol

>>85342015

As a native Torontonian, jerked it many times to the unsimulated sex scenes starring the CBC chick.

any anal?

>>85342155
yea they fuck for real. full film is loaded with deadass raw penetration

>>85342098
I can, not that great to be honest. The pleasure you get isnt worth how uncomfortable it is

>>85342289
Does anyone even watch the whole movie or just skip to the sex

>>85342264
Anyone elses neck hurt like a motherfucker after this? How do I prevent that?

>>85342338
Kill yourself.

>>85342264

When talking about this movie someone told me about this scene so I inmediatly decided to never watch this fucking degenerate flick

i liked it when i saw it. i remember the making of doc on the DVD being the best part tho.

>>85342015
Judging by the replies it's just a porn with some history, right?

>>85342424
There is nothing degenerate about doing the ouroboros, you child.

>>85342015
>check it on imdb
>top review gave it 1/10 star with very detailed reasons why
lmao

>>85342335
don't really have to skip to find sex it's basically the full film

>>85342598
>imdb

>>85342442
nah i enjoy the humour in the film. think there's a lot more under the surface

how many scenes with the asian?

10/10 Animal Collective scene

gay and straight porn disguised as a "movie"

>>85342338
go to a swimming pool and swim for an hour before indulging in "the practice"
it just works

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>/tv/ has self-suck experts here

The sex scenes were shit. Better off just watching real porn

>>85342216
Did you make him check his privilege?

>>85343514
you're just jealous because we have transcended the need for women
there's nothing gay about autofellatio, i mean is masturbation gay? just c'mon

>>85344333
>there's nothing gay about autofellatio, i mean is masturbation gay? just c'mon

the real question is if you traveled to a parallel universe which was an exact copy of this one and you fucked yourself would it be gay, incest, or masturbation?

>>85344437
>if
>implying I haven't

>>85344487
so whats the answer?

>>85342315
doesn't sound very different from normal relationships tbqh

As a Canadian, it was super weird seeing Sook-Yin Lee get her pussy pounded.

Okay movie, tho.

>>85342015
post a webm

>>85342015
not enough BMWF representation.

This is debauchery and a sign of the end times

Repent all ye faithful