why is nobody talking about this kino

okay start talking

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FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

No one cares about the spooky skeleton from Stranger Things diddling herself, op.

>>85341866
I do
Post webm or something

>>85341532
how perfect a world would it be if all famous and attractive women (artists, singers, dancers, actresses, etc) had to be drafted into a porn studio for 2 years anywhere from 18-25.

>>85341532
fuck off kike

>>85342065
here's the whole thing, it's supreme turn-of-the-century cunnykino
https://vimeo.com/224326254

>>85341532


Imagine being Steve in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Natalie Dyer, you're fuckin' fine, all sexy with your skeletal body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Steve and not only lay on that bed while Natalia Dyer flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribcage and sunken eyes, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while you had to suck face. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's PRETTY and DAMN, HER TITS LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her Bony fucking Draugr face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and soon to be alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Kansas. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively all over you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to lay there and revel in her "Hot (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Steve. You're not going to lose your future Movie career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

i will be now

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>>85342283
>wanna cyber
A BLAST FROM THE PAST

>>85342283
Looks like that girl from chaturbate yesterday roleplaying woder woman

>>85341532
We did then stopped talking about then you came along like a newfag.

>>85342283
It isn't since she is 20yo.

>>85342632
don't ruin it for me, fag. she looks young enough for the fantasy to work

>women masturbate

who wud hav thunked it

>>85341532

what's the point of this movie? youtube is full of shit like that

will this make me wanna fap?

>>85343427
Religion bad because teenagers like shlicking

she's a remarkably bad actress

Wow, that was weak. I didn't even get hard. Forget this shit.

>>85343518

Wow. Like it hasn't been said a million fucking times already.

I want to be natalia's pusy slave

>>85342283

>You're wet too


I cackled.

>>85342624
Which?

>>85342283

>never masturbated
>shocked after seeing nudes
>knows what's a 'cyber' means

seems legit

>>85343819
Yeah, it's not exactly revolutionary.

>>85341866
Fifteen-year-old Alice has always been a good Catholic, but when an innocent AOL chat turns unexpectedly racy, she finds herself suddenly obsessed with masturbating.

>>85344005
>knows what cyber means
she obviously doesn't, fucktard. she looks confused when she reads that message and just goes along with it

>>85341532
Because it was short and mostly pointless, unless you have a thing for that Natalie Dyer girl

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>>85342567
I miss cybering

>>85341532
>short
>not funny
>not serious
>no message

Why was this made?

>>85344148

meh, too old

I gotta wonder if some of you people hating this are even Christians, and are just complaining to be contrarian.

Having a period of confusion and initial guilt when you discover masturbation is very common, especially when you are told to suppress such things.

The only thing slightly off is how morally upright the high school students act. I don't know how it is in the states but almost no one gave a shit about being 'proper' in Canadian catholic schools.

I cybered with my uncle just last night.

>>85344247
I do too anon
I do too

>>85344364
>Having a period of confusion and initial guilt when you discover masturbation is very common

>discovering masturbation at 16

Don't be a retard most find out at like 8.

>>85344384

i cybered with ur mom last night

>>85344332
hey fargo is a good movie

>>85344600
Citation?

>>85344364

>tfw discovered masturbation at age 3
>tfw discovered masturbation before discovering guilt

>>85344703
>he didn't feel guilty until his teens

>>85344708
is that why christians are so fucking angry all the time?

niggas need to get laid and release some tension

Jesus that bitch sucks at her job. I've seen better acting in hemorrhoid cream commercials

>>85344708
what game is this and which gophervids video does it happen in

>>85344885
I'm rarely angry. premarital sex is a sin you know this.

>>85344885
KEK, you spelled Muslim wrong

>>85344953
metro last light. stock game

>>85344885
>christians
In response to a post about Catholics
>need to get laid
In response to a post about masturbation

GG anon! You're useless at reading AND posting!

>>85345063
>>christians
>In response to a post about Catholics
You'll catch hell for that, but you're right. Protestants and Catholics are nothing alike.

>>85345063
chill, Catholicism is basically the extended universe of Christianity

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>>85343518


What did (((they))) mean by this?

>In 1919, Georg Lukacs became Deputy Commissar for Culture in the short-lived Bolshevik Bela Kun regime in Hungary. He immediately set plans in motion to de-Christianize Hungary. Reasoning that if Christian sexual ethics could be undermined among children, then both the hated patriarchal family and the Church would be dealt a crippling blow. Lukacs launched a radical sex education program in the schools. Sex lectures were organized and literature handed out which graphically instructed youth in free love (promiscuity) and sexual intercourse while simultaneously encouraging them to deride and reject Christian moral ethics, monogamy, and parental and church authority. All of this was accompanied by a reign of cultural terror perpetrated against parents, priests, and dissenters.

>Hungary's youth, having been fed a steady diet of values-neutral (atheism) and radical sex education while simultaneously encouraged to rebel against all authority, easily turned into delinquents ranging from bullies and petty thieves to sex predators, murderers, and sociopaths.

>Gramsci's prescription and Lukacs' plans were the precursor to what Cultural Marxism in the guise of SIECUS, GSLEN, and the ACLU--acting as judicially-powered enforcers--later brought into American schools.

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2007/02/cultural_marxism.html

>>85345119
And you are basically a recruiter for ISIS, but a shitposter pretending that Catholicism represents all of Christianity is probably only PRETENDING to be retarded, right?

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>>85345173

>>85345205
I didn't say it represented all Christianity. It's pointless infighting like the muslims do is my opinion.

>>85345276
Well, if a person responds to a post specifically about Catholicism with a retarded quip about Christians, they are claiming that Catholicism represents Christianity as a whole. Please keep up, sweetie

>>85341532
do girls really say stupid shit when they have sex or is it just in porn and other jewish productions?

>>85344626
TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW

>>85345375
That's just how you are inferring it. He could have just as well meant Catholic under the christian umbrella.

>>85341532
It wasn't that good

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Why is this film presenting the ((((sexual revolution)))) as a good thing?

>>85345489
See
>>85345173

>>85342351
have a (you)

>>85345466
Nah. Stop defending idiocy, sweetiepie. Bye Felicia!

>>85345489
>teen girls shlicking is bad
Don't be a faggot

>tfw never cybered because I was afraid of being bad at it and people laughing at me because I didn't know how to do sex

>>85345618
Don't be a good goy.

>>85345602
gb2plebbit t_d cancer

>>85341532
>>85342283
she doesn't masturbate to interracial porn

dropped.

>>85345635
After you, CaptainUpvotes!

>>85345626
That would have made them even harder. cybering was all about breaking the meta taboo and realizing you were probably masturbating with a guy on the other end

>>85345674
m'ladies first

>“Jewish psychology was either covertly, as with Freud, or overtly, as with Wilhelm Reich, instinctual.”[4]
That sexual instinct got morphed into the sexual revolution and then got reincarnated in one way or another in films by David Cronenberg, Eli Roth, Lar von Trier, etc.

>Jewish psychologists played a big role in bringing about this cultural warfare. “Under Jewish influence, American psychology became Talmudic as well….it was seen as a weapon against Christian culture.”[5]

>Freud was on a Jewish mission. Jewish professor of psychiatry Thomas Szasz of New York University writes that “one of Freud’s most powerful motives in life was…to inflict vengeance on Christianity.”[10]

>E. Michael Jones argues that here Freud was projecting his own sexual liberation upon mankind, as he had a love affair with his sister-in-law.[36] On his voyage to America, Freud was confronted with this fact by Carl Jung and immediately Freud ended the discussion. “I cannot risk my authority,” he said. Jung took that as an admission that Freud “was placing personal authority above truth.”[37]

>For more than a thousand years, Christianity has condemned incest largely because it produces serious problems, including birth defects and early death. In 1971, a pool of scientific studies proved that case.[78] Incest also produces serious psychological problems.[79]

>Freud, as we are beginning to see, was really up to something when he stepped outside the scientific realm to write about sexual liberation and passion (including incest) without restraint, something that is quite common among Jewish revolutionaries.

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/12/24/sigmund-freud-psychoanalysis-and-the-war-on-the-west/

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>>85344708
Only Catholics will get the humour in this post

>>85341532
boring as fuck.

>>85341532
They should've picked an innocent looking qt instead of some skeleton

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZjNHvPwonM

is this kino?

>>85344247
Why? The only joy I found in it was in pretending I was a girl and then watching the boys cum and freak out once I told them the truth

>>85344364
>people hating this are even Christians
is that a requirement?
>Having a period of confusion and initial guilt when you discover masturbation is very common, especially when you are told to suppress such things.
and?

>>85346270
They should've had her seduce the priest and have him fuck her in the ass, against the table. While he is doing it you can have her A) enjoying it B) looking at the cross or an icon of mother marry. That is how you make true coming of age sexual kino with the church

>>85346530
Sounds as trite and predictable as every "sexual awakening" story.

>>85345700
is this hwy you are gay anon?
i only cybered with grills when i was young
fucking lol @ you

>>85346929
You believed their lies? Lmao@urlife

>>85347039
>he didn't talk to grills for a good few days before cybering
lol @ you

>>85347218
So naive and innocent

>>85347240
yes, you are

Weird fucking title? Catholic girl wanking and title is "YES, GOD, YES".

>How long must I beat you in darkness
lol what the fuck that song is pure comedy over that wank session

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>tfw dressed up like a schoolgirl a couple months ago and let like fourteen guys poz my neghole

>>85346609
still better than this

>>85346394
>>85344247
>>85344585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEWUonRHXdE

>>85347974
lame

>>85348301

You're just mad you didn't get a turn, faggot.

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>>85347435
OOHHH YEAAAAH! FINGER THE GINNY
How can any faggots find this terrible acting sexy

>>85347435
WTF. Is this in season 2?

>>85344247
>tfw pretending to be a teenage girl on omegle text
I wonder if the men are retarded or if they just play along

>>85342283
>https://vimeo.com/224326254
>"I take off your boxers. You're wet too.
L M A O
M
A
O
kino

>>85342283
Is all she play is sluts?

>>85342227
>18-25

Too old. Perfect would be 11-14

>>85344600
Did I say specifically at 15/16 retard? My point was that when religious people discover it, they'll have some of the same 'confusion' and guilt as shown in the mini movie.

It's just simply cognitive dissonance - how can something feel so right be supposedly condemnable?

>>85346438
I'm seeing people make comments as if they are offended that clips like this are somehow 'picking' on religion/Christians.

I'm a Christian myself and what was portrayed (at least the guilt aspect of it) isn't entirely off and isn't some kind of 'Jewish' propaganda to get people to hate Christianity.

>>85352282
Only cucks get quilty feelings after fapping.