ITT Historical figures whose lives deserve movies

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Captain James Cook

>Viewed as the reincarnation of the Hawaiian god of harvest
>Loved by all and treated as a literal deity
>Ship breaks down when you try to leave Hawaii
>Argue with the locals over repairs despite them not having the materials to fix it
>Some native kids steal one of your rowing boats as a prank
>Threaten to level their village with cannon fire
>Locals get scared and lie to Cook to get him to travel to another part of Hawaii
>Realize hes been sent on a wild goose chase
>March into town and arrest the King of Hawaii demanding a ransom for his release
>Priest manages to distract Cook with a coconut
>Gets hit round the head with a club and stabbed to death by angry locals
>King demands Cook be given a funeral of the highest esteem due to him being a literal deity

Could be a great adventure comedy desu