/tv/ LOVE CAPE SHIT MORE THAN APE

>>85336570
Niggers are apes,

As a /pol/ satellite board, we hate niggers.

>>85336598
>>85336631
is it actually possible to even talk about movies here or is this just the outcome every time

>>85336570
Honkeys are apes.

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Was it ape?

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>>85336657
>movie is clearly about the emancipation of black people from their white masters

GEE IDK

>>85336631
>/pol/ satellite board
OK, r/The_Cuckold.

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>>85336750
>people literally think this movie had anything to do with america or american/black slavery
hahaha oh wow!

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>>85336570
>Planet of the Yanks

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>>85336570
That's because /tv/ hates documentaries

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>>85336750
>movie is clearly about the emancipation of black people from their white masters
>film gives the main "villain" an understandable reason for doing all the shit that he does

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>Dawn comes out
>Comfy threads on /tv/ with some Koba posting

>War comes out
>/pol/ invades every thread. Not even Koba posting is safe

What happened?

>>85336892
/pol/ gets triggered easily so they need to make every place their safe space. Kind of ironic.

>>85336949
I don't think you understand that safe spaces are nu-male leftist inventions.

>>85336892
/poleddit/ ruining every board nowadays

>>85336985
I don't think you understand how this place works

>>85336750
>blacks were the only people who were subjugated.

This is really what hollywood has to offer?
Either CGI super heroes or CGI apes.

How do they still make movies of this shit. There are like 5 movie with the same story. We all know how it ends, it's not like there is suspens or else.

>>85336750
It's a series about emancipation of an enslaved people with strong Biblical undertones, at least in the last one. Why does pol ruin everything?

>>85336750
That is uh....an interesting way to look at it

>>85336807
>nanfuka

>>85336570
>implying apeshit is any better than capeshit

are they as fun or comfy as the originals?

>>85337345
they throw ape shit in this movie

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Why doesn't Rocket get the same love as Maurice and Koba?

>>85337707

his role in dawn was kind of forgetable and he doesnt really stand out visually compared to koba or maurice

>>85337639
Holy fuck! they do? Maybe i'll watch this.

>>85336570
more than everything really

>>85337830
it's honestly a good scene

>>85337799

He was the big bad of Act 2 in Rise and he had a much larger role in War. He was also behind >>85337639.

He was mainly in the background for Dawn though, I'll agree to that but he was a good ape. He did more than nuffins.

I was scared they were going to fucking kill him when he surrendered

dawn>war>rise

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>>85340213

I liked them all and refuse to rank them

So, what are (((they))) trying to tell us with this movie ?

They will use a virus to make white people dumb so black people (apes) can take over ? They will make us kill each other so the apes can win more easily ? The virus will first infect the kids, especially girls and make them join the other side ? What is this virus exactly ? Is it a literal virus or something else ?

>>85340400

The original infection originated from a variation of Will's Alzheimer's cure. It was rushed and not properly tested. Apes got smarter, but it had a different effect on humans, wiping out most of the population as the new virus could was designed to be delivered airborne and not through an injection.

The virus seems to have had a mutation and now has the reverse effect on humans. Instead of making the remaining Survivors smarter, its making them dumber.

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>>85340400
I mean yeah the evil jews could definitely be spelling out their master plan in a movie about talking monkeys... or it could just be a way to tie it in to the original movie from the 60's where the humans were dumb and mute. I dunno, it's really hard to wrap my head around it.

>>85336985
The concept of a safe space has existed long before the modern day "leftist"

>>85336570
DAWN IS A NEAR MASTERPIECE BUT RISE AND WAR WERE ONLY OKAY!!!FACT!!!

>>85341768
Shut your fucking mouth you pleb
Rise and War were above-average! ABOVE
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>tfw you can talk about planet of the apes at work because you feel racist

>>85336807
>me on the right

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How long has he been able to actually speak?

>>85336631
>/pol/ satellite board

Disgusting but true. This board has let /pol/ walk all over it

>>85336657
Yes

>>85336750
>movie is CLEARLY about some shit you would only see if you spent every minute of your life obsessing about race and viewing the world through racial cliches, stereotypes, and propaganda
Everyone knows that Star Wars 7 is a plot to make the rest of the world see white people as weak, whiny, and villainous

>>85336631
>we
kys

>>85343127
Probably awhile. Orangutans have active vocal centers but for some reason they're one of the most silent of all the ape species.

Honestly think for a second, have you ever been at a zoo or seen a documentary where an Orangutan makes vocal noises. Humans have language, chimps and gibbons yell at each other all the time, and even gorillas make grunts and the occasional roar.

But not orangutans, but that doesn't mean they don't talk. They often just choose not too...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYZc2iLjOQg

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>>85336631
>As a /pol/ satellite

Open you wrist you fucking off topic scum

Why is this board so autistic when it comes to capeshit?

>>85343127
He said "run" to the humans in Dawn when Koba shot Caesar

>>85336570
Why was koba British?

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>>85336598
Niggers are actually worse than apes

I couldn't fucking believe the jewish symbolism in this movie, it was so goddamn blatant. Fucking Caesar guiding his people through the desert to the promised land. Not to mention the "relocation camp" as it is called in the movie.

>>85343912

Unlike the Jews, Caesar fought back and broke himself out without the aid of God.

Apes > Jews

>>85343912
>muh jews!
the moses/israelites comparison was done well and was appropriate. suck me. if you werent such an idiot youd realize he had a sprinkling of jesus too

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>>85336750

>>85339958
Yeah I was scared shitless when he started fighting the gorilla

>Movie about a bunch of monkeys is making /pol/ go bananas

Stop the Planet of the Apes! I want to get off!

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>>85344340

>Colonel pulls out his gun

I thought they were gonna kill Cornelius when Caesar came to the camp and he was freaking out more than any other ape

>>85344408

>See a picture of Maurice while browsing the catalog the day before Apes comes out
>Spoiler text
>Instinct makes me hover my mouse over it
>RIP

I'm glad it was fake

>>85344227
Suck my uncut dick, jewboy. Matt Reeves only added that shit to appease his kike buddies in holowood.

>>85336570
Of course. The Planet of the Apes reboot trilogy is godawful and dishonest filmmaking. At least Marvel films are fun and enjoyable!

>>85344203
>implying Maurice isn't God

>>85336892
>daw no fap es
>what did he mean by this?

>>85344593
the movie would have been about nothing if it hadnt been similar to the exodus, and if he didnt include the obvious symbolism it would have been half as potent while also seeming like a cheap knockoff.

>>85336833
>implying white slavers didn't have good reasons

Fucking liberal

how old is cornelius in the original movie? kind of confused how the apes all forgot about humans since they had the blonde girl at the end

Colonel did absolutely nothing wrong.

>>85344826
I don't think these are direct prequels, sort of a reboot/standalone trilogy

>>85336892
r/the_donald loves to complain. A lot.

My sister came back from the newest ape movie and she told me it was a huge letdown compared to the last two. Is she right, or is she just a pleb? Really got me bummed since I was hyped to see it,

>>85344946
theyre definitely prequels, they show how humans become the savages from the originals, maurice is hinted to be the Lawgiver, Cornelius is Cornelius (why else would they give him that specific name?), they show the apes crossing the forbidden zone or land or whatever it's called, etc

>>85345051
it isn't the bang bang shoot shoot action movie that Dawn had to be, but that's because the movies deal with completely different problems. Thematically every movie in the trilogy is perfect in its tone

>>85345051
If you're looking for an action packed popcorn movie then you'll be disappointed. Regardless it's a nice end to the trilogy.

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>>85343506
>have been into space

>>85336570
All the nu-Planet of the Apes movies always felt super generic and uninteresting to me, and normally I'm ok with generic and uninteresting movies as long as they're fun.

>>85345176
and what of the old planet of the apes movies?

>>85345204
I dunno I haven't watched them

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>>85336631
>>85336631
>implying apes aren't superior

>>85336750
It's actually a holocaust/exodus allegory. They even had their own "40 years in the desert and then find the promise land" bit at the end there

>>85336570
>more than ape

um, sweetie, if you ask any /tv/ poster if they had to choose between A BLACKED VIDEO and a newest capeshit, they would pick A BLACKED VIDEO everytime.

aside from all of the bullshit holocaust imagery, the thing that bugged me the most about the movie was just how cliche and "cookie-cutter" the movie was.
Nothing surprising happened ever. I liked the first Apes movie, never saw the second, but this one just felt like a lazy cash grab.

Also the fact that the soldiers didn't stand at attention for the national anthem triggered me.

>>85345176
couldnt be furthers from the truth

>>85345752
>not beating a bunch of defenseless blacks to the sound of the national anthem

are you even a patriot bro?

>>85336570
best ape

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/tv/ hates every ape they see
From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

how many times did koba visit caesar in War? I thought it was only 2 but it would be better if it were three

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No, you'll never make a Jew boy out of me

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Oh my God! I was wrong!
It was /pol/, all along!

>>85346080
topkek

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You've finally made a jew boy

>>85345227
then just shut the fuck up you nonsensical pleb

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Yes, we've finally made a jew boy
Yes, you've finally made a jew boy out of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>>85346128
>>85346080
>>85346031
>>85345949
Real kino.

>>85343127
Is Maurice /ourguy/?
>fat
>quiet
>keeps to himself

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I love you r/the_donald!

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>>85343506

Fuck, I was trying to point out a flaw in this but the more I think about it the more sense it makes.

>>85346318
>has his own mute little cunny

/tv/ wishes

>>85346318

Koba is probably more of /ourape/

Intelligent
Nihilistic
and with a wicked sense of humor

>>85346580
xD

>>85337152
do you even subtext. do you even modern hollywood director. it's basically reverse /pol/. that's a binary world full of brain dead people

How the fuck did the company of soldiers capture literally all the apes within a few days without ceaser and the gang noticing? They would have had to move all those niggas in multiple convoys. What a fucking ass pull.

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>>85336570
jokes on you, I don't like either. why do people pretend planet of apes was ever good?

>>85336631
kek at all the triggered leftard replies

shitposters will keep at it if you spoonfeed them

>>85340285
that's a cute girl

>>85347788
The movie was full of stupid ass pull's. I pretty much tuned out when the military base got attacked by missiles literally as soon as all of the apes were out safely.

also >>85346482
>>85343506
the apes in this movie make niggers look even more niggerly

>>85336631
>we
Not your personal Indonesian YouTube comment spamming board.

>>85344826
You realize it's possible for multiple people (or chimps) to have the same name right? The original takes place hundreds of years after the prequels

>>85348842
there is no reason for them to make a point of saying his name is cornelius so many times if it wasnt the same cornelius as the original. you dont know how long it's been between the prequels and the originals

>>85348954
Well, in Rise there are newspapers that say that 4 astronauts (Taylor and his crew) were lost in space recently. In the original, the ships calendar says that they touched back down in the year 3978. The name Cornelius is literally nothing more than a reference to the original film.

>>85341582
Not as we've come to know it, and the left are definitely behind it.

>>85348954
The movies have lots of references to the originals. Doesn't necessarily mean they're connected like that.

>>85349135
oh damn, i never caught that. i guess im wrong then.

now that i think about it, i bet it's just a reference to the fact that in the original movies, the original cornelius has a son named caesar, so this was like a wink wink reference to that. makes more sense

>>85346419
epic

>>85349276

That's pretty much everything these trilogies are. They clearly do not take place before Planet of the Apes but they still have a lot of call backs and references to those films.

The next film will probably be a full blown remake.

No spell cape shit
Without ape

>>85336892
I frequent /pol/ but god fuck damn these idiots are really uppity over the apes in jail

>>85340285
this

>>85343127
I love the noises he makes when he's signing

>>85345051
Women didn't seem to like it because they were too busy crying the entire time
>letting your gf go places without you
lol tyrone is fucking her big time

>>85345051

Your sister is a pleb.

If you loved the first two and are invested in the characters, you'll love War.

If you went in to just watch apes die, then yeah, you'll probably hate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7pP20LDhBk

>>85346834
The only real gorilla hero in the whole franchise besides the originals. Why do they get completely fucked over?

>>85336631
Wow...look at all of those butt hurt reddit leftist replies

>>85350997

Lucy tried bro

>>85336570
i hated koba but by the end of war i felt sad that he actually got killed becuase he was right all along.

>>85343506
Regarding cannibalism, both chimps and orangutans have been documented eating their own kind (their own young in the case of orangutans) it holds true for gorillas though

>>85351186

If Caesar followed Koba, they would have wiped out the San Francisco Colony, they would have never made contact with The Colonel, the Colonel would have gotten his ass destroyed by his enemies and the Apes would have lived in peace in their home for years.

Caesar, brother to human

>>85336570
I knew James Franco would one day destroy humanity.

>>85350328
why do you say they clearly dont take place before planet of the apes? everything seems to indicate they are prequels that just happened so far into the past that they dont directly impact the events of the originals

>>85351186
>>85351398
if koba had never done anything humans and apes would have coexisted peacefully

>>85344825
I think he meant that if the movie was meant to represent that, they wouldn't give the villain a reasonable motive

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Anyone else notice how /pol/ only seems to flood other boards whenever something new about the Trump-Russia scandal comes up? Almost as if they're paid Russian shills doing damage control...

>>85352462
The bald idiot who shot at the apes and brought a gun when forbidden ruined everything.

>>85337799
>doesnt really stand out visually compared to koba or maurice

Dude his muscles are so fucking big he looks like a mac truck.

>>85340213
It's Rise>Dawn>War, definitively. They are all good, though.

My favorite part of War was how it showed you things but didn't explain everything in detail. Like the brands on the donkey apes. That was a nice touch. The fact that they didn't explain what the Alpha and Omega symbols were - it's just part of the world. They didn't over-explain the virus. I guess that was the only exposition dump was the convo with Ceasar and the Colonol. Other than that everything was revealed very organicly.

>>85352462
you are naive as shit if you believe that. Best they could hope for was Ceasar's vision of seperate, peaceful societies. Cohabitation was never possible.

War dropped as bad as Homecoming did and pulled less numbers during the week. Where are all the doom and gloom threads?

>>85353398
>explain what the Alpha and Omega symbols were

It's their organisation's name. They are the beginning and the end of humanity.

It's also a reference to the original films

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>>85353533
like OP said, /tv/ cares more for shitposting about Comic Book movie #124151 potentially failing than any other movie doing the same

>>85353220
w-why are you checking out that monkey's muscles anon?

>>85353533
Because this movie didn't have half the budget or expected return of spodemran?

>>85352462

Dryfus still saw them as nothing but animals even after they came in fully armed and negotiated a peace between both sides.

Sooner or later, they would want access to the dam without having to deal with the apes. Not only that, if their peace would be short lived as it would only be a matter of time before the Colonel would go down to San Francisco and decide to enslave the ape clan or wipe them out due to the simian flu boogey man.

Koba was right. They should have rushed them when they were weak.

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>>85353720
> Spider-Man: Homecoming
Budget: $175 million

> War for the Planet of the Apes
Budget: $150 million

>>85353533
>Where are all the doom and gloom threads?

Literally in the OP

>>85353533
There's no company wars related to this film, so no one cares.

>>85353956

What would be the DC equivalent to the Ape movies? Cars?

>>85353985
DC and apes are both good though

>>85353635
no, they were the beginning and ending of the apes. or hoped to be at least. kind of how god to humans in christanity is alpha and omega, because he creates us and judges us

>>85350328
I am hoping for one more film centering on Cornelius. Act I him growing up in the promised land raised by Lake, Maurice, and Nova. Act II coming across other tribes of apes who became sentient and bounded together after the simian flu. Some tribes are hostile. Act III Cornelius unites the tribes and leads them against said hostile tribes. Could set up the start of the post Nova flu humans being subjugated. Then a full reboot of the original.

>>85352462
Once the simian flu evolved to make mute, primal humans it would come to war eventually.

>>85343231
>let

>>85352559
>outing us and our source of rubles

N-nice try shareblue.

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But we love the ape

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I had a hearty laugh, well done OP

>>85336570
What were the apes' tax policy?

>DUDE NAZI MARCH LMAO
>DUDE AMERICAN FLAG = NAZI FLAG LMAO
>DUDE THE MONKEYS ARE CAGED AND STARVED, JUST LIKE THE JEWS!
>DUDE THE BAD GUY WANTS TO BUILD A WALL, JUST LIKE TRUMP! LMAO
>DUDE THE RACIST AMERICAN FLAG CAN BURN LMAO
>DUDE HE COMMITTED SUICIDE, IN OTHER WORDS TRUMP SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE, JUST LIKE HITLER! LMAO

stupid kikes can't hide their fucking saltiness

>>85336807
Bill Burr left of center

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How it is possible that he is one of the main actors in what are probably the best 2 trilogies of the past 20 years and not actually be on screen, but have the most memorable performances in both

>>85343506
they also commit rape and Cannibalism. Its something every primate enjoys.

>>85357946
You're really reaching with a couple of those.

>>85336570
I love Superman but the Apes movies are the best blockbusters of the decade t b h

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>>85357850

I'm more interested in their bonus situation

>>85358188
No one denies he's a fantastic performer, the thing with him not getting actual nominations is just snobbery because it's motion capture

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>>85361000