>tfw you will never be a roman chad who gets to free a slave,

>>85334931
he was a chad until he gets hit with that brazier, then if you notice his behavior subtly changes to be more docile. wether that has anything to do with vorenus taking care of him is debatable, but he also becomes prone to violent burst of rage now and then.

>>85335116
yeah no, he's definitely more nuanced than a dumb brute but i was just memeing. i found out about this show a few days ago and am binge watching it now. fantastic

Neptune's Scourge, eh?

>>85336803
>"Attat" is a word used in all levels of Roman society to utter some kind of cynical astonishment, like "well, well", "What ya say about that?" and that sort of thing. Pullo, e.g. uses this word, when he meets Quintus Pompeius for the first time, who is presented to him as Neptune's Scourge. Because Pullo isn't scared of any bastard (not even one with a dog's head on 'em) and Q. Pompeius is a particularly shortarsed shit, he pulls up his eyebrows and goes: "Attat..".

>>85334931
To me the most start thing about those sort of scenarios is
> Leave for war as a 16 old boy
> return as 30's something man
> your mother barely even recognizes you
More than a fucking decade in conflict then returning and trying to adjust, then you have these modern day burgers that return from single 6 month tour and drink themself to death because muh ptsd

>>85334931
wasn't he the punisher

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>XIIITH LEGION

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imagine being the romans in this scene

>get surrounded
>cant escape
>trapped right in the middle
>slowly but surely carthaginians hack their way through your comrades to get to you and kill you which they inevitably will
>takes whole day
>die with tired legs and arms

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SUCK MY COCK THE LOT OF YOUS
I'M TITUS PULLO, RIGHT?

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>>85334931
she reminded me of julia louis-dreyfuss
also muh dick