We all knew this was gonna happen. Still funny as hell though.

>>85334264
Fuck off shill.

>>85334264
Look at the cast, it's appalling, what where they thinking?

>209 million
money laundering general?

China will save it and we will look dumb

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>>85334461
Fucking this.

They turned some cool, handsome and manly adventurer from the comics into wimpy pussy faggot with expressionless annoying face, and the nice redhead girl into some empty eyed whore. What were they thinking? I'm glad it bombed.

>>85334461
who woulda thunk casting a twink as a hunk and a nepotistic lesbian model as a warrior would backfire

>>85334587
I'm going to compile a list of all the contractors these "flops" use.

>>85334713
Lol no you aren't and even if you do what would you even do with the information?

>>85334691
Who's her father again? He must be famous or rich because this bitch is everywhere

>>85334264
He got a lot of backing on good faith. That and the French government funded it with tax dollars because in France 25% of all media has to be French.

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BMD: Was that important to you — that it was a female hero?

BESSON: The couple, to me, is a reflection of the society today. The man has the title. He’s in charge. He’s overpaid. He’s lying. He’s pretentious. In the society today, the one ruling the house is the woman. I wanted this couple to be the same.

what did he mean by this?

>>85334637
It's not about giant robots so I don't think China is interested.

>>85334637
there is no way china will save this. it doesn't have robots or cars.

>>85334770
>Charles Hamar Delevingne is an English property developer and the father of the models Cara and Poppy Delevingne. He is the grandson of the lawyer and politician Hamar Greenwood, 1st Viscount Greenwood

>>85334739
I dunno make some pasta to post on /TV/ I could point out they all use the same catering company and people would go ape shit

Looks like John Carter all over again. Honestly just the same as superhero movies though.

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>>85334811
>BESSON: Fuck Europe and fuck white "people"

>>85334835
You got it dude/eye roll

>>85334914
I wonder if the (((((coolguys)))))) are just trying to make me racist and misogynistic. I wasn't before, but they keep trying to force how cool chicks are and how evil white men are

>>85334854
I think jupiter ascending is the better comparison

>>85334811
Now I'm glad to see it crash and burn

>>85334811
Wait, so he removed Laurelie's name from the movie's title so he could make a point about how women are ignored?

>>85334816
But warcraft? Lowkey this was prob marketed to chiney

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>>85334811
>DAVE (((SCHILLING)))

I liked it.

I just didn't like how John Goodman alien never shows up again.

>>85335168
Warcraft has been big in China, Harry Potter is big in China. Only people in the francosphere know about this IP

>>85335168
warcraft is a property that was already insanely popular in china. chinks are 10 years behind in that respect so they were all lubed up for that flick. didnt have to market it because they were already falling over themselves wanting to see it.

>>85335355
They even have an unlicensed Warcraft theme park

>>85335161
Wonder if he also paid the male actor more to keep making the point

>>85335612
Is it the fact that there are girls that want to suck dick to be famous are a dime a dozen, but men are rarer. I heard Jamie fox is gay to play

>>85334264
Ofc it's was expensive to make.
Too bad they didn't earn.
Should've spent more on promotion and less on production.

>>85334637
they will not have foreign movies during the summer season. the china man will not be the savior here

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>tfw it was nice to watch a big budget space movie that wasn't marvel or star wars
this is why we can't have nice things