*Badass villain removes mask*

>>85331945
Media keeps saying he is beautiful but there was audible chuckle in the audience.

Its pretty obvious they couldnt afford John Snow.

Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask

When he pulled off the mask I grumbled "Jesus Christ he was French the whole time" under my breath and the theater lost it.

One of my proudest moments, really.

>>85332032
And then he removed it. Nobody cares again

>>85332088
haha that was you? nice i remember that i dropped all my popcorn because i was shaking so violently

>>85331945
Honestly I already knew what he looked like but I'm wondering what the people who didn't thought.

As he was about to take off the mask, what were you expecting?
Looking back on it, what would you have specifically preferred?

>>85332088
Hey I remember that, all the women in the theatre started blowjobing you

>>85332088
Cool story, Anon.

>>85332231
Some rigged masculinity.

>>85332231
If it was a cgi'd harrison ford but younger

As much as I hated this flick, he does kinda' look like anakin doesn't he?

Everyone in my theatre either laughed or groaned once he took the mask off

>>85332088
Hey youre that guy who started handing out free copies of Ratchet and Clank to everyone, that was cool.

>>85332088
oh shit that was you? Iconic, our whole movie theater was clapping and we all went out for burgers afterwards

>>85332231
>what would you have specifically preferred?

Starkiller from the Force Unleashed.

>I'm wondering what the people who didn't thought.

People were loudly laughing. My country being what it is, it was even funnier, because the guy is by any metric a fucking gypsy.

>>85331945
reminds me of weyoun

>>85331945
U must be the coolest kid in your Middle School

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>>85332345
The more I watch on Driver the more he reminds me Ford. Kind of weird,

>>85332204
based porno

>>85331945
Stop laughing. It's not funny.

>roasties start giggling
>I get out of my seat and audibly beat them
>sit back down

Why so many threads shitting on Driver recently? Has he said or done something stupid recently to wardamt these threads?

>>85335530
You know seeing his hand in photo made me think, does he suffer from mild gigantism? It seems like he may have it at least partially considering his height, body, face, and voice.

>>85332088
THAT WAS ME YOU SHIT REMOVE THIS POST

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>>85337719
>roasties start laughing at this 6/10 playing nudarthvader
>know I will never, EVER have a chance with them, being a 3/10 manlet nerd
>let loose a big wet fart in the middle of their giggling
>they freak out and leave the theater
>have the room all to myself
>start masturbating and cum in the popcorn
dumbass wagie never even knew he touched my cum

>>85332088
Things that quite literally have never, ever happened: the post

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APOLOGIZE

>>85331952
kek

>>85332231
Someone who didn't look like a hipster jew. That said it actually fit his character of being a pathetic tryhard.

Kylo Ren is super popular with fangirls even if he looks ugly as fuck.

That means you have a chance too, you just need to become D A R K

>>85338401
XD
Hahahahaha
What is in his pants? Shit? XD

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Do you support this pairing, /tv/?

>>85341352
More? Please?