What is his endgame?

>>85327562
Annoy /tv/

Ruining immersion

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It's a new one

To sit in his rightful place in the iron throne on the castle on the hill and fuck pusy

>>85327562
Holy shit, looking at him hurts my eyes.

To stay relavent as long as possible.

>>85327562
>hands of gold are always cold but a woman's hand are warm

What did he mean by this /tv/?

>>85327687
He will be selling out concerts until he stops playing them anon. I don't think you understand how popular this ginger dweeb actually is.

>>85327562
to get GOT cancelled with no survivors

How is this ugly fucker a star again? I just can't see tweens putting posters of this gargoyle on their walls

>>85327699
lannister a shit, i want sum fuk!

best popstar in decades better than Bob Dylan in lyrics and beats. Better than mopey men like Nick Drake and Elliott Smith and better than John Lennon and Faul McFartface better than Cher and Eminem, better than Neil Diamond and a better actor than Johnnny Deep and funnier than Sam Hyde and a better voice than Jeff Buckles

>>85327947
Thank fuck.

To return underground with his goblin brethren

>>85328349
I'll give you all of those except for Lennon and Dylan.

>>85327562
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All Ed

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>Shape of You is played everywhere I go outside
>Normies play him on their phones all the time
>Normies keep reposting that GoT cameo on Facebook

When will this end

>>85327641
>Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.
What did he mean by this?

>>85327641
that line was so fucking terrible

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Tfw it's a new one

>>85327996
Because singing is "sexy". He really is a fucking loser though. Good in him for being rich and all, but his music sucks (and is getting worse) and he's about 5'6 with wonky eyes.

>>85327776
No teenage girls have incredibly short attention spans, in order to be relevant past a couple years you need actual fans. The beetles wouldnt have anywhere near the lasting effect if they stopped during their teenage hearthrob years.

Why did they cast him as a hobbit though?

what the fuck is wrong with his face

>>85327776
He does perform really well he has talent i will admit.

>>85328396
I would give him all but Paul Mccartney, but he got cloned so he is right on all of those.

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>everyone keeps shitting on his looks, saying he is like a ogre, and I look like him.

Guys, plz stop

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how can someone so ugly be so mainstream popular? His songs are all shit tier acoustic hipster garbo as well.

>>85327562
why are micks so fucking ugly?

>>85328695
Did Yukon kill Paul?

can you imagine the world class SSS tier pussy this guy gets despite his horrific Lovecraftian face?

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>>85327562
His final form

>>85328721
Because teenage girls are the most succeptable to Jewish trickery.

I will never understand how anybody finds ginger men attractive

>>85328797
$$$$$$$$$$$

>>85328759
I've been imagining pussy for 25 years now, I think I'm up to the task

>>85328759
Would you get a mouth full of pale ginger pube encrusted wiener in exchange for 20k from his manager to keep his ego up?

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I'm in love with the shape of you

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Bravo Sheeran

>>85327562
Why the fuck doesn't he get a clean haircut? That shit he has is for 10 year olds and looks good on no man.

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>>85330555
Ayo hol up

>>85330589
Mother of god

Hey guys, it's Ed here. No I won't post a timestamp or shoe on head. You really think I need people knowing that I browse tv & mu? I have shitposted here since 2011 and I feel like one of you. Yes, I'm rich but why the hate? I thought I gave a decent performance on GoT and it was just a bit of fun. I'm seriously asking. Yeah, I know you say I'm ugly, well guess what, people have said that about me all my life.

Ask me anything. Seriously!

es

>>85331691
How tight is Taylor Swift's asshole?

>>85331708
I snogged her but we didn't have sex.

>>85331729
Okay how tight is Cara's asshole?

>>85331763
Not so tight, and it smells funny...

>>85331691
Why are you afraid to get a haircut? I promise it's not that scary

>>85331763
She's not so into men, same as T. I kissed her when we were on MDMA but we didn't fool around.

>>85331796
Buy my album instead of pretending to be me ;)

>>85331691
Ever thought of quitting while you have millions of dollars and a small ammount of respect and dignity?

In terms of pop musicians he's actually right at the top. I'm gonna see him in concert in a couple months
>>85331729
>snogged
Is there a more disgusting British word?

>>85327562
turning into simply red apparently

>>85331729
Did you touch her feet?

>>85331838
You sound like my gf. I am getting plugs. My hair is part of the package, unfortunately. It's always been pretty thin.

>>85331853
Nice try, but we're both pretending to be Ed.

>>85331861
Wank?

>>85331691
why did they make you be the singing guy in the scene Ed? there wouldn't be a hubbub about it if you were just some random dude

>>85327996
holy fuck just wanted to see gargoyle is my new favourite insult, im hungover as fuck and i laughed so hard

>>85331906
Wank is a great word. Much better than "jerk off" or whatever Americans call it.

Fap is an acceptable middle ground though, I'll give it that.

>>85331885
Haha, footfag. :) She rested them on my lap, yes.

>>85331859
Not likely, it's all I want to do. You may not like my music but it's my life.

>>85331917
For Maisie.

>>85331949
Wank is fine but sounds more graphic than jack off or whatever. Snog still sounds repulsive

>>85331861
See you there. Wear a CIA costume and I'll buy you a drink.

I like snog btw.

>>85331979
What do her feet smell like?

Also do you write the songs as acoustic only then fancy them up in studio or do you do everything?

>>85331691
Did you bang Princess Eugenie

>>85331979
>For Maisie

What does her butthole feel like?

>>85331949
It becomes a horrible word when your angry anglo motha walks in on you and shouts at you for "wwwwankin off!!!", also happened with my scottish teacher in the busstop shed, lifes not like porno they dont finish you off, you just get shouted at.

>>85327562
Women willingly want to fuck him. Think about that. Just get a good look at this guy and think about it.

>>85332055
Coconut and strawberries.

I write them on guitar, sometimes with a guy on piano depending on where I am. Some I just record a vocal melody and then work on it until it grows into a song.

>>85332063
Haha, no. But I have a nice reminder of her on my cheek. No need for prosthetic wounds in my cameo.

>>85332089
You guys are anally obsessed. No idea, sorry.

>>85332139
Just IMAGINE

>>85332139
Women care a lot less about looks than r9k believes.

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>>85327562
Also, some of my friends say he looks like The Mysterious Mr. Enter.

I don't see the resemblance, at all.

This board is so shit people are LARPing as Ed fucking Sheeran for entertainment.

>>85332174
I'm a woman and I wouldn't touch that fucking goblin even if my life depended on it

>>85332233
>I'm a woman
Why would you lie like that?

>>85332225

It's really me. >>85332233 and seemingly as women too. As if! ;)

>>85332233
You're not a woman.

>that is a 10/10 in Bongistan

get your shit toghether.

>>85332316
>You will never have Maisie and Ed in a disgusting 3 way sandwich

Why live?

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>>85332316

>>85332292
but you're a triggered ugly fuck I see

>>85327562
This guy is ugly why do girls like him?

>>85332507
>but you're a triggered ugly fuck I see
hmm well that is something a woman would say

>>85332521
He's famous. And maybe he's a nice guy, I dunno.

>>85332521
he has a good voice

>>85332369

Oh if only we could see the spawn of that unholy union...

>>85332521
It's a new one

>>85332139
Cause he's rich and famous, all his songs are just bs about picking up chicks at the bars and all that

>>85328721
....and yet here you are posting on 4chan...really gets the noggin joggin eh?

>>85327641
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Ed thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" cameo scene, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a lotr ripoff show. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic GOTfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IT'S A NEW ONE!! IT'S A NEW ONE!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>85331691
I will murder you because you let drum and bass niggers remix your songs and it keeps playing on the radio

STOP IT
STOP GIVING THEM PERMISSION TO DO IT

THEY FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>85332521
$$$

>>85332622
The accent of a million inbred poms.

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>>85327562
He needs to buy himself a comb

>>85333370
It's not up to me. The record company deals with that. Sorry

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>>85328759
>horrific Lovecraftian face?
That might just describe my face too

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>>85327562
To fuck the shit out of Maisie Williams.

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>>85328420

When you stop being underage.

>>85333758
That really would result in Sid from Ice Age

>>85328420
>Shape of you plays constantly on the radio when I first got together with my girlfriend
>Would drive everywhere and shit talk Ed Sheeran and his 6 tone xylophone when it came on the radio
>Girl dumps me last week
>Become miserable every time I hear his music or see his ugly face
Thanks Ed.

>>85332521
Charming, accent, good at singing, famous

So much jealously ITT

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>>85334701
I'm not jealous of any of these people, just full of hate.

>>85332832
saving, noice pasta.

>>85332827
Here you are replying, thanks for the you.

>>85327562
To stand next to actors so ugly that he by comparison looks fairly normal

>>85330589
this pic screams child molesting youtuber to me.

>>85331691
Would you have still been a virgin if you weren't a singer?

>>85333758
is he balding?

>>85332521
Red hair, that alone makes a woman's vagina wet

Reminder Arya will kill all of the Lanister soldiers tonight including your precious Ed, to begin her 'obsessed with revenge' villain arc

>>85334630
>Become miserable every time I hear his music or see his ugly face
Same here, except my ex loved Ed Sheeran and sang every time Shape of you was on the radio.

>>85328349
>naming a whole bunch of people I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about
Yeah he's a real legend.

>>85340187

These are people that are well known, many considered legends. What makes you think that your lone opinion would make it otherwise, you dumb cunt?

Also Ed Sheerhan is a cunt...

Are you Ed Sheerhan?

>>85327562
he looks stupid

ugly ginger

>>85340440
They're all cunts. Saying he's better than all of them means absolutely nothing to me.

*humming Shape of You*
hmmmm..Oh...Sorry I didnt see you there.
Is that you Arya? Forgive me I was just singing my new hit single Shape of You out in stores everywhere and Spotify!
Winter's coming haha

>>85339427
lmao

>>85340502

Yeah, got that. However, what makes you the purveyor of taste deciding that others, widely considered as legends, are not?

>>85340596
What gives you the right to question my credentials?

>>85328933
Been a long time since I lold

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>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME ON TWITTER?!?!

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>>85340814
>IGNORE THEM ED THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS

>>85333799
Says the underage cunt

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>>85342052

Pretty delayed response, famalam. Thanks for the >(You)

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>>85334288

>>85327562

to be the dwarf king

>>85332521
cute smile, he seems gentle & won't yell at me

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>>85328933

This guy wrote that piece of garbage song?

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>tfw I always thought this guy was some kind of snowboarder

Why am I so out of touch

>>85342758
You may have him confused with Sean White

>>85327776
My sisters saw him yesterday, they said it was really good. They also like Twilight and The Hunger Games so I don't trust a fucking thing they say.

>>85332832
It's a new one faggot

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>>85331691
Can you send me £40,000 in BitCoin so I can buy a Ford Mustang?

Shape of You sucks by the way but I think everyone agrees old Ed Sheeran songs were all right.

>>85343394
Fuck off cunt I need that money to rice the fuck out of an old RX-7 FC.

>>85343493
I think Ed Sheeran has enough money to give us both £40,000

two questions: did you start making music with the goal of making mainstream pop music and making lots of money? Or are you just really into that style?

second, what the fuck is a class A team? That's not a phrase. There's A-Team, and there's also Class A, but you can't just combine them. This is't jeapordy, ed.