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How the fuck does a 2017 film look worse than a 2007 one?

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How the fuck does a 2017 film look worse than a 2007 one?
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>>85324861
What do you mean, you don't like diversity?
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homecoming has a more comfy look tbqh. It's more colorful and kinda looks like a video game
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>>85324861
Spider Man 2/3 had really impressive effects, Homecoming is much cheaper & has less talent behind it
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>>85324861
Those ridges are retarded.
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>mcucks will defend this
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It's like the difference between a film and a student film
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>>85324861
Who's the 10 Mexican kid next to spidey in the bottom pic?
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>>85325140
>>85325197
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>>85324861
>DUDE DARKNESS AND OVERUSE OF TEXTURE

Hmmm I think I have a hunch that you're a MoS fan
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>>85324861
Because they know faggots like you are going to watch it anyway. They continue to shit in your mouth until you enjoy the taste
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How do you go from this...
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>>85324861
>>85325197
Take off your nostalgia goggles
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>duh hur what is an art style
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>>85325255
...to this?
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>>85325255
...to THIS?
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>>85325278
I'd lick both of their assholes.
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Raimi can't save spiderman. The jews at Sony won't allow him to have creative freedom and will push the sjw agenda. Just look at how they fucked up spidey 3.
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>>85325255

to this..
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>>85325278
Peter m'ask usumthin
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I counted as many as 4 white people featuring heavily in this film. I'm done with this bullshit
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>>85325262
Don't need nostalgia goggles to realize a real costume looks better than a ps2-tier cgi monstrosity
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>>85325284
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
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>>85324861
Marvel/Disney execs realised that props, makeup, sets etc are expensive and they've built such a cult around the MCU that they can just print money by shitting out CGI flicks.
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>>85325255
...to this?
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>photo versus CGI

Can't compete
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>>85325306
A leaked Pascal mail said they considered rehiring Raimi and giving him full directorial and writing power. But that was before Feige the snake tricked her into making Spidey an Avengers secondary character.
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>>85324861
The shots with the real suit were so much different from the one with the full CG suits, it's painfully obvious, how the fuck was that allowed ? The main differences were how the suit catches the light and the dark web-lines on the suit were a little bit embossed on the real one and completely flat on the CG suit
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>>85324861
>look worse
People have different criteria about what "looks good". The bottom one looks like it could be standing next to you right now
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>>85324861
In all fairness, there were CGI shots in the Raimi movies that looked like shit too.
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More twink posting?
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>>85324861
>top
Shot on glorious film.

>below
Shot on iPhone 7 digital camera. Everything looks plastic and fake.
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>>85325255
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You can cherry pick all you want to make the Raimi films look good and Homecoming look bad, but the bottom line is that silver webbing was cancer. That suit looks absolutely terrible in retrospect. It didn't help that Maguire has a nuggety body and thick neck, and that they gave him strangely positioned muscle padding.

That being said, the ASM2 suit was MUCH better than the Homecoming suit. There needs to be some texture to it so it plays better with the lighting. Some of it may be that I've always preferred the McFarlane-style eyes to the Ditko ones. Even if the whole mechanical iris aspect was a cool touch.
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>>85325421
is this real?
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>>85324861
>2007 one
>literally 5 seconds into the film someone is chastised for calling native Americans "Indians"
>literally 10 seconds in a black school news reporter is macking on blonde white girl
>the new black Mary Jane's WE speech about how the Washington monument was built by slaves
>both of Peter Parker's love interests are black
>villain's wife is black
>Peter's Mexican school rival has a white blonde girlfriend
>the oh so edgy /b/ Fuck Marry Kill scene with high schoolers fantasizing about old men, also participated in by a gay male
>Aunt May’s “Gay is OK!” speech

etc. etc.etc.

When is enough enough? I find myself more and more only watching old movies/shows.
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>>85325505
The ASM2 suit was a knockoff of the Raimi one. The only difference was it was skin tight and it had bigger eyes.

And don't kid yourself, Raimi's suit looked amazing at certain times like pic related
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>>85325570
>Aunt May’s “Gay is OK!” speech

Wait what? When did this happen?
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>>85325599

The ASM2 suit improved on the Raimi suit in a number of ways. Chief among them, black webbing instead of silver and vastly superior eyes.
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>>85324861
Shot on digital, Green screens and CGI
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>>85325675
When she catches Peter taking his costume off when he's with Ned. She basically acknowledges it's okay if they were engaging in homosexual activities
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>>85325278
>>85325255
i just cant believe they completely removed one of the main characters just so they could force a nigger in place.
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>>85325255
To this
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>>85325570
Who is that thicc cumdrum in the middle?
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>>85325570
>the oh so edgy /b/ Fuck Marry Kill scene with high schoolers fantasizing about old men, also participated in by a gay male
>also participated in by a gay male

AHAHAHAHA jesus please tell me you're joking
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The raimi movies were a bigger deal, they cheaped out with some 12yo and a bunch of negros in the new one
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>>85325421

Everything just looks washed out because digital captures film differently. With competent colour correction and lighting adjusted for digital film it wouldn't be a problem.

But apparently nobody wants to hire people to do this when they can just take that money and piss it away on ugly CGI.

It's like a newspaper or book publisher saying "fuck editors, they cost too much" and tehn yu end up with a tetx that looks like tshi.
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>>85325278
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>>85326059
they thing is normies go watch the movie anyway, they dont give a fuck. jews figured that out around 2006-7 so now they dont even try anymore, they can sell garbage for millions
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>>85325278
it was told in the previous thread that she is Michelle, not MJ. Calm your pants

The movie was great imo. Go watch it and stop being a bunch of edgelords
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>>85326101

Well.. you're not wrong.

Who cares anyway there's so much good movies already made we've hit the point of diminishing returns long ago. If you want to you can watch quality cinema shot on film your entire life and never have to leave the back catalogue from pre-2000s movies.
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>>85326134
Wrong. She's "MJ" but not Mary Jane. But that's irrelevant, because she's basically replacing the role of her anyway regardless of what her initials stand for
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>>85326134
>she is not MJ
>initials clearly MJ
its just pure coincidence right?
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>>85326202
i agree, same goes for music and video games
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>>85326216
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>>85325931
Nope, happens near the beginning of the movie. This movie fucking sucked
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>>85324861
>budget
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>>85326309
more like >>85325774
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>>85326332
Did BAKA contain an exhaustive cast of spiderman characters?
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>>85325262
The new suite have no structure whatsoever, that makes it look cheap.
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>>85326367
Looks like some shitty cosplay indeed
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>>85325346
This pisses me off so much

NotMySpideyman
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>>85324861
the bottom one has better eyes on the suit and the shot is more aesthetically pleasing overall. Take off your nostalgia goggles
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>>85326580
The bottom one looks like a cheap halloween costume
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>>85324861
I hate the spider symbol on the chest. It looks like a fucking tick or something
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>>85326134
>Go watch it, goy!
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>>85324861
Spider-Man and X-Men set out to do something a bit closer to reality in terms of their suits. Now everything is a living cartoon because Marvel don't care anymore.
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>>85325421
You can easily make the right one look like the left one by adding noise, enhancing contrast and blurring. It's just a matter of adjustment. Right one captures a LOT more detail.
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>>85325505
One thing wrong with the TASM2 suit is that the webbed pattern is more square then actual arched webbing like it should be.
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>>85324861
Why do Civil War and Homecoming look like YIFY rips of video game cutscenes? Are they just outsourcing everything to CGI by 20 different teams of Koreans and Poo-in-the-Loos using TN panels, and moving the rest of the money around in tax credit scams?
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>>85324861

Why do retards not understand that the skill of a director and their crew is what makes a movie good?

There are movies from the 20s that look way better than fucking Homecoming.
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Lack of talent, lack of craft.
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>>85326216

is there anything more satisfying than seeing cops who are assholes get beat the fuck out of?
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>>85329543
Yes, niggers getting what they deserve
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>>85325722
>vastly superior eyes.
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>>85325214
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>>85325262
Does this look good to you?
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>>85329543
Yes. Seeing criminals get shot for resisting arrest.
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>>85324861
>2007
Spiderman logo is a Spider
>2017
Spiderman logo is a ugly bug

fucking fuck
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>>85325197
I'd be ashamed of this shit if I were the director.
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>>85330660
good lord that looks awful
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>>85324861
Why spiderman now have a dung beetle on his chest?
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>>85325768
Lol this doesn't happen... She doesn't say anything at all about it, that's the joke
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>>85329543
He's not being an ass hole. Kys faggot. Go riot in a third world shiter
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>>85325346
It was something they considered in one line of notes to bring up at a meeting. Raimi hated working with Sony after spiderman 3 and I doubt he'd come back.
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>>85330660
I thought it was cgi?
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>>85325505
I dislike that suit.
The big eyes look bad, the spider symbol is too low and looks stupid, and the material it is made from is oddly reflective.
I never got all the praise for it.
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>>85330936
every stunt or difficult shot is cgi but he does wear the actual suit in simple scenes
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>>85330660
Anybody who defends this shit should be barred from talking about movies.
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>>85330936
Only during action scenes but there's like 3 of those.
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>>85324861

Adjusted for inflation;

>Spider-Man 3 budget: 310 million (minimum - unofficially it was much higher according to Raimi and others)

>Diversity-Man budget: 175 million.

So, first off, Spider-Man 3 cost over 100 millon dollars more.

Lets look at the directors;

>Raimi
>Extensive, massive filmography, with several acclaimed films, including two huge successes with Spider-man

>Whoever directed Diversity-Man
>Some shitty no budget thriller with Kevin Bacon
>Literally nothing else of note

Spider-Man 3;

Cinematography by Bill Pope, one of the top big budget cinematographers of the modern era, having also shot The Matrix films.

>Diversity-Man

Shot by a passable cinematographer who specializes in music videos and commercials.

(without also factoring in Marvel's history up until recently with deliberately interfering in the color grading and demanding flat looking pictures).

Production design for Spider-Man 3 was handled by a guy with a long list of top tier credits.

Homecoming was handled by the guy who did Godzilla '98 and Jumper.

Spider-Man 3;

Shot on 35mm film with a 4K digital intermediate.

Diversity-Man:

Shot in fucking 2.8K and finished in 2K.

To give you some perspective - fucking Better Call Saul, a talking heads TV show is shot in 6K and finished in 4K.
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>>85330893
What? They emailed back and forth and Raimi said he wanted to save Spider-Man.
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>>85330660
Oh holy fuck that's hilarious.
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>>85331140
spiderman 3 fucking sucked tho
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>>85331150
That I haven't seen any proof of. I'm not saying it's impossible but do you have any source on that
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>>85326059

It's not just because it's digital. I just posted it, I know, but for some bizarre and retarded reason they captured the new Spiderman in 2.8K and finished in 2K.

That's utterly ridiculous for a major blockbuster.

I mean, Marvel are cheap fucks, but that's beyond cheap. Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2. was also finished in 2K, but at least they shot in 8K.
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>>85331140
Why does Marvel not give a shit anymore? I want the age of filmmakers to return. These films should be breaking new grounds in visuals. Instead we are just regressing year after year.
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why does the new spiderman look almost entirely CGI all the time?
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>>85331207
You have Sony to thank for that. It would have been pure kino if Raimi wasn't forced to shoehorn venom in the movie and take other decisions for him.The plot for spiderman 3 was shit, but the production value and cinematography was leagues better than homecoming.
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>>85331241
Man I love IM1
Everything about the Ironman movies after it went to complete shit
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>>85331241
its spectacular how shit marvel movies look
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>>85325255
>>85325278
you choose to actually hire attractive women instead of shitty white basic beckys
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>>85331279
I know, what I was implying was that even with all that talent, experience and the bigger budget etc. the movie can still suck if the studio wants to fuck it up
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>>85331241
kek remember when Iron Man came out and the armor actually looked impressive and unique ?
Now there's a thousand of them and it's so boring
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>>85331241
Top shot looks shit as well
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>>85325302
Me too...
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>>85331241

With the first movies they had to actually try, now they know anything they put out will sell. If Disney hadn't gotten Star Wars and their live action remakes hadn't become such a hit, we'd be getting like five Marvel movies a year now.
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>>85329230

Marvel.

They have weird insistences on the color grading on their films.

They are also super cheap. They also pre-viz their films to hell and back so second units and effects crews can get right to work and get the film finished fast without the director getting bogged down.

Many companies still finished in 2K to save money (Wonder Woman was finished in 2K), but by the same token, they also shot Wonder Woman on 35mm and 6.5k.

The upcoming Blade Runner, for instance, has been shot in 6K and finished in 4K.

Check out the trailer for that compared to the trailer for Homecoming and look at the visual and effects quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZOaI_Fn5o4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGHGZjDguqw
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>>85325278
WE
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>>85331310
>has to put on two kilos of make-up to look remotely caucasian and attractive
Wow love this diversity
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>>85331217
https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/61712
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>>85331241
I don't understand how their movies can look so shit with production budgets that break records year after year
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>>85331241
I never rewatched IM1 after seeing it in theaters but back then I thought it was impressive. I've been afraid to re-watch it because I thought that it would look like shit like the rest of modern marvel movies but it has aged quite well.
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The real question is why Stark would make a 14 year old boy a skin tight spandex body suit that tracks his every movie.

None of the other avengers have custom skintight suits
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>>85331391
>to look remotely caucasian
keep beliving that, and she wasnt even the most attractive non-white girl in the movie
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>how the fuck does a 2016 film look worse than a 1996 one?
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>>85325570
>that hourglass on Kirsten Dunst
Bruh
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>>85331438
no shit, she's the fucking worst looking girl. She looks like a fucking abo
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>>85331445
>Independence Day
>June 24
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I really want a BBC to breed my wife so we can have a beautiful mixed baby. White people suck
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so is there a good rip out yet, or what
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>>85331368
Lol how has blade runner 2049 been shot on 6k. Its shot on the Alexa mini and the Alexa xt which shoot 2k and up sample in camera. Even the sxt only shoots 3.2k. Arri is the only digital camera company that hasn't fallen for the resolution meme.

T. Guy who's actually shot stuff on the alexa
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>>85331445
I've only seen the OG one but I guarantee that Resurgence only used CGI, whereas the OG one used lots of models and practical effects
The reason the spaceships and explosions looked real in the first one is because they were real
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>>85331470
>she's the fucking worst looking girl.
nah there were plenty of white women in the movie
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>>85330937
>I never got all the praise for it.
sam
Raimi's spiderman to me feels like honestly the best in everything, best suit, best spider, best vilians, evne with all the flaws in the movies, you get way more connected and invested in those than the likes of amazing spiderman where you, honestly, don't feel as much for the characters they tried to build.
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>>85331241

I honestly just think it's cost.

They're CGI movies.

Dealing with CGI effects in 4K costs double what it does in 2K for rendering.

Dealing with effects and transfers when you have intricate color grading is harder than just delivering a completley flat looking picture.

Batman Vs. Superman utilized;

>16mm
>35mm
>65mm
>3.5K

Finished in 4K AND 65mm film prints.

Avengers 2?

>Finished in 2K

From some CGI forum;

>most movies are shot in 2-4k with a 2k post pipeline, unless they're major blockbusters, and even if they are, a lot are processed at 2k.

>4k pipelines are generally reserved for big time movies like Nolan's Batman series

>a full 8k pipeline for the entire project (every shot), from my knowledge, currently hasnt been done(in terms of a big fx movie). Its been used sparingly is some IMAX films, again Batman being a good example, for a few shots.
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>>85331530
>white people
I fucking hate those people
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>>85330660
That looks like spiderman 1 wrestling suit XD
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>>85324861

Daily reminder that almost every single instance of CGI has looked worse than this 2001 film.
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>>85331310
That's a man, right?
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>>85325174
I don't know, looks like if used correctly they could strengthen the suit. At least the suit has some depth/texture to it.

Homecoming looks like a morph-suit.
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>>85331577
>hating people
nah i just dont think white women are particularly attractive, generally speaking

>>85331595
>when cucks write
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>>85324861
>looks worse
Go to bed old man, millenials run this earth and capitalism.
People cater to US now, and we are more diverse and accepting than ever which is why your tiny brains can't comprehend what is going on screen or the complicated and intricate plot lines therefor you have to show your bigotry and ignorance by lying about why you didn't like it such as saying "homecoming didn't look great" which is a bold faced lie. Just like you make up bullshit about wonder woman and other modern masterpieces; the new era is here
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>>85331397
Oh shit you're right. Wondered what Raimi said
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>>85331397
>oh my god you have no idea how good that made me feel i dont want to blah blah blah about how how badly peter needs to be rescued when youve been shooting all day making those three movies were the highlight of my career and its all because i trusted you iactually never loved my job more than when we were working together and now i dont know where to turn....i realize i sound like i am talking about a person.. probably anyone beside you would think ive lost my marbles ....i do want to come see you its all so complicated .....and even if you only can give me some advice id be forever grateful

This isn't a 14 year old girl texting her Chad boyfriend to come over and fuck her. This is one of the most influential women in Hollywood doing a business e-mail to a colleague.

Let that one sink in.
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>>85331518

Arri says it was shot with Mini, XT and 65.
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>>85331631
Well I hate them. Fuck white people. I hope every white woman is blacked so the white race can finally end
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>>85331674
Anyone can make it.
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>>85324861
Peter Parker falls in love with Mary Jane Watson.

Unable to confess, the wall crawler is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when the spider-based superhero recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of the MARVEL MULTIVERSE.
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>>85331397
>https://wikileaks.org/sony/emails/emailid/61712

NOOOOOOOOOOO if this is real, we might be living in the worst timeline after all
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>>85331674
all her emails read like she's brain damaged.
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>>85331819
thats just gay
bleach black women instead
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>>85331397
Most middle aged women type like this for some strange reason. It's like they're going senile in their 40's. She's a cunt but I can't hate her too much if she was doing what she could to bring spidey back.
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>>85324861
I just showed my wife this picture, keep in mind she's never watched a Raimi movie ever or Spider-Man: Homecoming, and she said she preferred Raimi's style to Homecoming's because, in her words the color tone is "depressing and melancholy, but distinct and unique" whereas Homecomings's changes make the movie look "bland and boring, like a tv commercial."

Kinda worried guys
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>>85330660

The original costume in the first was made better than this
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>>85332006
Now ask her black boyfriend what he thinks about it.
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>>85332006
>"depressing and melancholy, but distinct and unique"
Your housewife has better vocabulary and taste than 99% of sad fucks browsing this so-called television board.
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>>85332006
I just showed this picture to my priest, keep in mind he's never been convicted of molestation or even been charged, and he said he prefers Raimi's style to Homecoming's because, in his words the color tone "is tight yet soft and supple like a small boys buttocks" whehreas Homecoming's changes make the movie look "rough and wrinkled, like an elderly 13 year old man's buttocks".

Kinda worried guys
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>>85324861
I just showed my wife's son this picture, keep in mind he's never watched a Raimi movie ever or Homecoming, and he said she preferred Raimi's style to Homecoming's because, in his words the color tone is "hella f*ckin epic " whereas Homecoming's changes make the movie look "cucked"

Kinda worried guys
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>>85332006
I just showed my butler this picture, keep in mind he's never watched a Raimi movie ever or Spider-Man: Homecoming, and he said he preferred Raimi's style to Homecoming's because, in his words the color tone is "darker than a London immigrant" whereas Homecomings's changes make the movie look "bland and boring, like a Welsh castle".
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>>85331841
>>>/a/
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>>85331841

Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90
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>>85331841
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>>85331841
Spider-Movie Multiverse Cinematic Universe when?
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>>85332024
I really wish they had kept the original design.
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>>85331310
>caked as fuck niggress
>attractive
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>>85332770
>Stacey being this mad
KYS
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So we agree Sony did better than Disney?
>>
Saw Homecoming yesterday, only came here to point out that Vulture was amazing, thank God for Michael Keaton.
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>>85332898
without a doubt.

Who's responsible for homeflopping being so shitty? Sony or Disney?
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>>85332952
This whole thing was sony renting out the license to disney to do whatever they saw fit for their MCU
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>>85325255
>>85325278
Reminder that Gwen played by Emily Jean is best Spider-girl.
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>>85332820
god shes so fucking ugly
brie larson amounts of uggo
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>>85333034
who
>>
lol even the shittiest scene from the worst film in the Raimi trilogy is far superior than the entirety of homecoming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtx18tPNda4
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>it's now 10 million behind Wonder Woman
Jesus Christ.
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>>85330588
>he likes the triangle eyes

k
y
s
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>>85324861

Nobody complained about the workprint-tier CGI in Civil War so they finally started getting a picture of how retarded their audience was. Expect the CGI to be made in Ghana by 2019.
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>>85330660
kek
thats awful
>>
Just finished watching it.

It was nifty seeing Peter actually seem like a highschooler/young kid, compared to Tugboat and Garfields older looking Spidermen.

Not to bad, the humor actually fit unlike most Marvel flicks in recent years. Ned was a good partner to Peter, Karen was a qt AI, the love interests and the rest of the kids were all forgettable though.

I look forward to his Infinity War debut, his Avengers suit looks sick.
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>>85333253
>Karen
I loved how she was totally on board with PeterxLiz.
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>>85333166
OH DR CONNORS
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>>85333166
Evil Peter Parker demands milk/cookies,does goofy dances in the streets, and flips his emo hair at people. That's the worst he can get, because at his core he's an awkward goofball...fucking love that character.
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>>85333207
Wonder Woman was released a whole month before so it's an unfair comparison. Just give it time to catch up.
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>>85333277
>Now's your chance! Kiss her, Peter!

Karen best wingman. Hope she makes a return.
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>>85333277
She probably would have been down for hooking Pete up with anyone. Hope she gets a bigger role in the next film, acting similar to Jarvis in Iron Man 1.
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>>85333351
It literally can't catch up.
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/showdowns/chart/?view=daily&day=num&id=2017superhero.htm
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>>85333207
Spider-Man is a much more popular character with more recognizable actors and a bigger marketing budget, I'd be surprised if it didn't end up making more than any other movie this summer. Spider-Man usually prints money, the only movie in the past 20 years that didn't make bank was Amazing Spider Man 2: Sony Really Wants to Keep the Rights.

>>85333166
>JJJ's face when Peter has his feet up
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>>85333382
Does that mean he can finally use Instant Kill Mode?
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>>85331241
Iron Man 1 was so good, the only real flaw was the final fight not being too impressive.
>>
>>85333433
>mfw Karens a yandere and she wants to kill anyone who harms Peter
>>
So what is the reason this movie didn't open in china or japan yet? Spider movies usually do well there, so why not?
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>>85325570

>In the past it was impossible to find well fitting pants.
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>>85324861
Get rid of the black trim on the new suit and it would be perfect. Raised webbing is dumb.
>>
>>85333384
Oh shit. You know it's bad when it's being buried by guardians 2
>>
>>85333453
Iron Man 1 final fight was good enough for what the movie was, and the world it was set in was like at the time.

Tonys OG suit versus the Mk 1 was literally the first instance of "super technology" in that universe at the time. After that the world accelerated, but because both suits were the first of its kind they were still completely flawed and under developed.
>>
>>85333207
There's really no hope for the movie industry. People are fucking retarded.
>>
>>85333462
China doesn't want too many American blockbusters in their theaters.
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>>85333461
>yandere
>trying to hook him up with another girl
Anon, no.
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>>85333462
Summer blackout. It'll open in the fall if ever but by that point the chinks will already have a gazillion rips.
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>>85325570
like how franco and church said fuck it, I'll wear whatever
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>>85333166
why do those girls give him disgusted looks when he's just a happy lad dancing down the street with a smile on his face?

Are New Yorkers really like this?
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>>85333729
>are new yorkers massive pricks?
Duh.
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>>85325570
>literally 5 seconds into the film someone is chastised for calling native Americans "Indians"
>the new black Mary Jane's WE speech about how the Washington monument was built by slaves

These scenes were the only ones I found unecessarily cringy, like just why man.
>>
>>85331453
She was fine as fuck
>>
>>85333324
>That's the worst Peter can get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cziUFQMTEDk
>>
A little over 10 years ago, Raimi had Spider-Man and Nolan had Batman at the same time. We'll never have real filmmakers making superhero again. Fucking sad m8.
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>>85333800
Eh, if he was really trying to hit her she'd be dead. This is a guy who can punch through concrete.
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spiderman 3 still looks weird though
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>>85333800
Should have posted the whole scene. It was incredible.
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>>85333877
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>>85333898
but that was the best part

MJ spent the whole movie whining at peter, I don't care how cute she is, she earned that
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>>85325140
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>>85329230
I work in the industry. You're more right than you know.
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>>85330660
Saying the Homecoming suit looks good or even ok should be a bannable offense.
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>>85333253
>0.5 mickeybucks have been deposited into your account
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>>85331310
lipstick on a pig wearing rollerskates.
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>>85330660
Looks like the one from the 1977 film, which I actually really enjoyed at the time.
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>>85325140
>and kinda looks like a video game

Yeah, that's the problem.
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>>85324861
>>85325197
Damn, Riami is a god.
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>>85333054
Brie Larson can act and has tits, at least.
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>>85333253
>It was nifty seeing Peter actually seem like a highschooler/young kid

Why? No, seriously. Tell me why? Being in high school is not an important part of Spider-man. He was only in school for 2 years out of the 55 years he's been around. All of his best stuff is after he graduates.
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>>85330660
Why is he grabbing his dick?
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>>85331841
KINO I'd watch that.

>>85331983
drugs, in the amounts these jerkoffs do, turn anyones brain to pudding.

>>85332042
clevertias thaddeus franklin jones, and jamal shuck 'n' jive X both like the rami one too.
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>>85333225
honestly "Who Killed Captain Alex" was better than 90% of the capeshit out there.
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>>85325140
>comfy
>it looks like a video game
>positive qualities

Delete this board
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>>85324861

it´s just a CHEAP movie meanwhile you wait for Infinity Wars
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>>85333773
2000s fashion was so comfy. Now women dress like shit.
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>>85325140
The game looks better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4zm30yeHHE
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>>85325570
This is actually scary. It shows how fast America is becoming a shithole of ghetto multiculturalism.
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>>85325278
Ew.
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>>85335572
sorta agree
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>>85331841
Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to
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>people say this is better than Wright's Baby Driver
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>>85325570
>3 of the 4 guys on the left are just the same person wearing different clothes
>The cast of Ultimate Spiderman with White Miles
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>>85325599
You're just too dumb to be allowed to breath
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