Tom Cruise is the nicest guy in Hollywood

will he let me fuck his ass if i'm horny?

Don't forget the part where he enjoys free scientology slave labor

tom does seem a nice guy , i wonder if its just an ac or he if he really is like this

he's one of those chads who always says hello to you and always tries to bring you into a conversation
risky business is a good film, i hope paul brickman comes back one day.

i met tom cruise at an airport once. i ended up talking with him for about an hour or so. ask questions if you want to, i dont give a flip.

>falling for the scientology meme

kek

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>>85326036
I can't believe there are still people to whine about scientology.

>>85324526
hi tom

>>85326036
He doesn't push scientology on the people he works with.

i think its an act because of all the bad press scientology gets so he tries hard to be nice to put a shine over how shitty his very essence is for following scientology

>>85326023
thought he only flies private

>>85324526
Bribery when you have hundreds of millions of a dollars doesn't suddenly make it heartfelt it remains creepy af.

>>85324526
If I were as ridiculously rich as him, I'd be super nice to everyone too.

I saw Tom Cruise at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>85324526
I saw Tom Cruise at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any thetanical abnormalities,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>85326090
>cant believe people still whine about cults
nigga srsly?

>>85324526
>>85325730

>>85325964
Yeah he's a nicechadTM.

but all that things about remembering names, being super open etc, is all part of scientology "training". They especially focus on remembering names, birthdays and fun little nuggets about the person to make them feel 'special'. I'm not saying it's not genuine from him, but they all do it and that's probably were he got it from. Not that it really matters i suppose.

>>85326023
What was the first thing u said to him green text his reply

>>85327073
>>cant believe people still whine about cults
this
population is set to be 9 billion soon

cults are an everyday thing. how else are u going to find a waifu who shares ur ultra specific interests?

>>85324526
>will give interviews even to jerks

He probably is as incredibly nice as everybody says.
He's also fucking insane.

But he normally makes good films.

>>85324526
I really want to like nice people but there's just something about them

It's called networking.

>>85327073
Scientology is no more or less of a cult than the Catholic church or Judaism. Though, the reason you see so many people in Hollywood become scientologists is out of their desire for protection against the Jews. Anyway, most of the slander you hear is perpetuated by Jews, funnily enough. For example, Leah Remeni's documentary piece was produced and funded by Eli Holzman, a Jew.

>>85327302
well i don't really know if brainwash fetish is a thing and i think that the interests should be in singular. And terrorism is everyday stuff too so why whine about it?

>>85324526
He'd be one of my favorite actors as a person but Scientology is a bit of an problem. (just like radical Christianity would be)

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>>85324526
>if you're Sofia Boutella he will try to force you to enter into the unofficial "boyfriend" contract where you pose as his real life co-star turned romantic interest (with irl benefits obv) for major publicity in the lead up to the film's release
>when you refuse that part of it he'll get in 3 of his best jews to do script rewrites and take all your scenes until you're equal co-stars when the movie was 70% you, a sexy as fuck Mummy

poor sofia

>>85324526
What's the other option here?
>not remembering anyone's names, birthdays or give gifts generously since you can afford it, even years after having a nice time working together
>not giving people free food when they're hungry
>not caring about others and asking politely about their friends and family, and give them small gifts as a nuce gesture
People are just mad because they are lazy and are assholes, and Tom makes them look bad because at least he tries. If more people were like Tom, the world would be a better place.

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close but no cigar

>>85328052

>tfw you're an ageless vampire who thrives on altruism and internal suffering

he's a real hero

>>85324526
>>85326036
>>85326090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0
he is fucking loony