Stargate Origins

It probably will be shit, but if it succeed we will have better things after.

>>85324179
>FEMALE LEAD

>WE WUZ

There, I just saved everyone a whole bunch of wasted future time.

>>85324179
Just give the franchise to Joe, he will take care of it

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>>85324930
too many fans suffering from battered wife syndrome.

>>85324930
>released only on MGM-only premium-online-streaming-service
>succeed
boi

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gould?

>>85324179
i hope it not too much woman fighting the man infested army.

>>85324179
>called Stargate
>the entire premise requires there be no off-world travel

Well whats the fucking point then? Just 100 minutes of her being told she's not cut out to be a scientist and getting sassy in return, then her husband vanishes through it at the end and she spends 40 years waiting for Daniel Jackson to show up and tell her how to work the damn thing?

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>>85325111
It's pronounced "GOOLD?"

>>85324179
>coming 2017
Did I traveled in time? More than half of 2017 have passed, and it has no cast, no nothing

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>>85325171
It has two writers with one IMDB credit between them, and a spunky fresh director withno credits to her name, but who will revitalize the old franchise in a way fans will adore.

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>>85325141
>>85325171
>>85325198
just

>>85325198
I have no idea what all these words mean. wtf

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>>85325254
that place don't even exist anymore, they destroyed it, and used CGI

>>85325285
>Walter is still sitting in the gateroom awaiting UNAUTHORIZED OFFWORLD ACTIVATIONS

>>85325285
what cgi? all filming was already done and then they struck the set and have never shown the sgc since.

>>85324179
>>85324930

>m-maybe they will shit out something better if we eat this shit and call it ice cream

flawless logic

>>85325359
How do you know it's shit, it's not even out yet

>>85325370
what are they going to show which remotely resembles anything StarGate when, plot-wise, the first activation (1945) is still about 20 years away (late 20s, early 30s)?

>>85325389
retcons, lots and lots of retcons

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>>85325370

>>85325389
They had Borg and Ferengi in Star Trek ENT, and they canonically weren't seen for another 2 centuries

Don't think so hard anon, it's just a tv show

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>>85325141
well said, here, have a waifu

>>85325429
so yes, shitty meaningless retcons.

>>85325440
worked for Voyager lmao: the character

Shame, she was cute and kind of a cunt but in a nice way. I'd have liked a recurring Tok'Ra character besides Sam's dad

At least the protagonist isn't a black woman

>>85325489
Her husband will be a black Egyptian

Are you prepared for that?

>>85325489
incoming retcon of her into a black tranny

>>85325283
It means they gave the show to literal nobodies who've had one paid job in the industry between them. And they're showing it on a paid subscription online platform that nobody will sign up for

>>85324179

10 minute episodes, are they fucking joking ?

>>85325579
longer timespan of generating attention

>>85325051
What would he do that would make it unique? Just more Atlantis won't appeal.

>>85325710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PukkdCKnBww

>>85325770
I've seen that, he just wants to make more Atlantis

>>85325784
What's wrong with that?

>>85324179
Oh shit they're bringing Stargate back? Guess it was about time, why haven't I seen threads about this

>>85324997
Stargate is the counter-We Wuz, Egyptian high culture was constructed by alien parasite sneks

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>Episodes will be about ten minutes long. There will be ten episodes

Oh

This is absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of production

>>85326029
Because
https://www.gateworld.net/news/2017/07/mgm-announces-new-original-series-stargate-origins/
it's
https://www.gateworld.net/news/2017/07/stargate-origins-watch-teaser-video/
shit.
https://www.gateworld.net/news/2017/07/catherine-langford-origins-story/

>>85325784
making more sga made sense in ~2010-11 when joe was negotiating with mgm.

making more sga is a shit idea now.

>>85325477
Martouf ;_;

>>85326029
>Oh shit they're bringing Stargate back? Guess it was about time, why haven't I seen threads about this
There's been several long-running threads about this.

Regardless - don't get excited. It's not a real show. It's a web series with ten minute episodes, produced by MGM's "digital platforms" division (not even their TV division), written and directed by literal nobodies with little to no experience, with no one from the previous series involved at any level.

Basically, it's gonna be a shoestring budget piece of crap primarily serving as promotion for their streaming service. The thing that makes it so insulting is they were hyping it up as the future of Stargate.

>>85326889
>The thing that makes it so insulting is they were hyping it up as the future of Stargate.

If people respond well to it and it makes money, maybe it will be.

>>85326928
>>85326889
this, it might be low effort, but its obvious they are testing the waters depending on how its received
its too bad stargate fans arent as ''noisy'' as other franchise fans, even if it is a very markeable IP
I guess its pretty hard to be non-marvel spacey SCI-FI show when you have to compete with new star wars movies coming out every year

>>85324930
By the trailer it has nothing to do with the show, it has scenes from the movie. so this is probably a test by MGM not for the audience but for that faggot Emmerich

>>85327015
Oh shit, this isn't a test for more stargate is it

This is a test for a reboot of the fucking Kurt Russell movie

>>85326991
Can you people stop with this stupid "testing the waters" meme?
If its a shit product (and it certainly looks like it) then it deserves to be panned.

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>>85327015
>Emmerich
I swear to god if he goes all retcon on the series because he's still butthurt no one remembers his movie anymore then I'm gonna have to cap a bitch somewhere

>>85327117
I'm not defending it, it looks low effort as fuck, but it makes no sense for them to even spend 1 dollaridoo on this unless it is specifically to, I'm gonna say it again, test the fucking waters

>>85327215
>I swear to god if he goes all retcon on the series because he's still butthurt no one remembers his movie anymore then I'm gonna have to cap a bitch somewhere

Jaffa? Never heard of em lol

>>85327015
>>85327215
the Emmerich reboot movie was canceled

>>85327369
Unless Origins proves it's valuable

>>85325198
She's kinda cute tho that's a shame.

>>85327372
the announcement came right after Independence Day 2 flopped, so they're probably wary of trusting him with making sequels to his own movies

>>85327215
How do you test the waters by producing a "show" that nobody could possibly be interested in, with directors and writers noone has ever heard of and a streaming service that is doomed from the start?

>>85327599
Btw i would be happy to be proved wrong, but at the moment i cannot see anything positive about Origins.

>>85327630
There is nothing positive about it.

>>85327630
>>85327599
im not saying you're wrong, Im just saying that would be the reason they are doing it, some low budget shit they throw out hoping it will stick on the wall long enough to get SOME feedback so they can get some numbers to justify something bigger budget

>>85327630
> produce low budget show
> people complain about it
> not long enough
> not enough of x
> calculate number of possible fans based on comments of show
> calculate desired changes to new show
> see if a reboot is worth it

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMoIMNe1X3Y
my god I had no idea something like this existed

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>>85327808
good times

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>>85327808
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNjHroPSOOc

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>>85327896
>>85327890
>>85327808
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_dQ3ZtmhJsTg2TsSl61i0w

>Produce shit in order to gauge marked interest
>Ruin your brand and the names of everyone involved
???

>>85327808
good god

>>85327896
the fuck?

>>85327896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV832rfjcas

>>85324179
Stargate has been shit ever since they made the crappy TV-show.

The original film is still by far the best thing about the franchise.

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>>85328201
T. EMMERICH
HOW DID THAT INDEPENDENCE (G)AY SEQUEL GO Lamos
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATb9prQ-BqY

>>85328201
fuck off Hans

>>85328201
>The original film is still by far the best thing about the franchise.

>every gate has different symbols
great concept, 10/10

>>85328350
are you seriously implying that ISN'T a great concept and that you prefer every gate in the galaxy using the star constellations as seen from earth for no reason?

>>85328652
Yes!
Tau'ri First!
Make Solarsystem Great Again!

>>85328652
>For no reason
except that the gatebuilders were from Earth
Also how do dial if the symbols are different on every gate, it like if your phone number were depending on the device it's dialed from

>>85328735
>except that the gatebuilders were from Earth
that's not a good reason, that's a shitty excuse for the writers to abandon the concept (different constellations on every planet) that was established by the movie and CONFIRMED by the SG-1 pilot but then they said fuck it, ancients did everything, Earth is finally the center of the universe again lol

I admit that it's a nuisance, but they should've thought of that before they started filming and then just changing their mind along the way

>>85328722
I hate the way they kept calling the planet Earth. That's our own retarded little nickname because we're the only ones around

Call it Sol 3, or name it after us and call it Humanaria. Hell call it fucking Tau'ri, just no "Earth"

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>>85324179
How the everliving fuck did that stupid, boring, awful movie ever generate so many spin-off television series? Is this like the fifth one fuck's sake.

>>85328871
The series, unlike the movie, were good

>>85328871
because it's a great movie with a great concept

>>85328914
It's a shitty movie with a great concept. One they took and ran with and made 17 series worth of tv about

>>85328914
this, the movie was fine people just like to hate it while they watch the latest capeshit summerflick

>>85328788
>that was established by the movie
in the movie abydos was in a different galaxy, so of course it wouldn't have the same symbols.
>and CONFIRMED by the SG-1 pilot
whut, how?

>no ''Hide emmerich threads, ignore emmerich posts, do not reply to emmerich'' edit yet
get on it fuckers

>>85329025
>in the movie abydos was in a different galaxy, so of course it wouldn't have the same symbols

it wouldn't have the same symbols no matter where it was unless it was extremely close to earth

>whut, how?

when Daniel shows Jack and the others the hall with the map of all the gate addresses on Abydos, he explains that he's been able to recognize the symbols in the nightsky of Abydos, thus confirming what the movie had established, namely that the gate on every planet has unique symbols based on what the constellations look like from there (what else would be the point of using specific star constellations to begin with, if it has nothing to do with the place you're dialing from?)

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>>85325141
The only way I can think of that would involve gate travel and have some story that doesn't break continuity as to why she didn't tell anyone other than the lazy writing of "her memory was wiped." Is if it involves Mitchel when he traveled to 1929 at the end of Continuum. In fact if he doesn't show up in this during that time, it would be still breaking continuity

Hey let's gauge the interest for more Stargate by making another show that barely has any Stargate in it

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>>85325389
>two writers who have 1 imdb writing credit between them
>a director whose experience is a couple of substandard webshorts
>about a character so irrelevant she died offscreen in SG1
>seems to be single character focus when stargate has always been about team work.
>set in a time before we opened the Stargate
>using a video release format that no one uses anymore
>on a streaming platform that no one will pay for
>Announced for this year, with no cast yet.
Man I know what you mean, it's really a crap-shoot as to whether it will be just just or be so shit it puts the final nail in the series.
This whole thing stink of someone trying to make a quick buck for the 20th, with the smallest amount of effort.
Seriously if they wanted to go with the strong woman trope, we already have Carter, who is a character that has had years of screen time developing the character from a airforce captain who was socially awkward and didn't have a life, to bad ass col in charge of her own ship who still can't get a boyfriend. Just have her running the SGC or for extra cheap fly around in the Hammond on a small set aka star trek clone.

>>85330182
meant for
>>85325370
polite sage

Reminder tht the Tok'Ra were fighting the System Lords for centuries, and we ended them in just a decade

TAURI FUCK YEAH

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>>85330288
we did have some help from the nox, Asgard, and a parallel version of earth, though. I give credit to Jacob for giving the Tokra some good old American military backbone as well.

>>85330182
Amanda Tapping is perfect Waifu material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTL3DPCEPcQ

>>85330532
So pretty

What's with the accent?

>>85330532
Man those dramatic scenes on the ship are really awkward without the sound effects/music

Could never be an actor

>>85330532
Sanctuary was the show she produced after SGA, she plays a brit in it as well. From what I gathered, she was born in England but moved to Canada at a young age so she can switch between accents well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHjQG37T2-o

>>85330722
That's an appallingly fake British accent, she was taught that as an actor, not an English person

>>85330532
That MacGyver blooper never gets old

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>>85330897
>mfw they cut the MacGyver line from the final cut of the pilot episode

>>85328896
the series and the movie were mediocre, it has always just been mediocre filler sci-fi

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>>85331105
delet this

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>>85331105
kys

>>85330722
I liked Sanctuary. Then the blonde qt had to go and quit the show. It went downhill from there.

It's like someone was forced to try again, but sabotaged the project as much as they possibly could in order to spit back in their face.

I refuse to believe there is a chance that this is serious, it's so comically malformed a project that someone has to be taking the piss.

>>85330532
>Amanda "tap that ass" Tapping
My first waifu.

>>85325198

>Alt-Lefties go to college, work hard, get qualified, network with other creatives and get jobs producing media which they're then allowed to promote their politics through, whilst getting paid well and achieving success in the eyes of both their (many) friends and family.

>Alt-Righties sit in their mom's home, NEET, impotently posting their political butthurt on /tv/ as their favourite series from childhood, the only thing that still gives their life meaning, are repeatedly reproduced to the vision of their more proactive "enemies", driving them closer and closer to their inevitable late-20's suicide when they finally realise they've wasted the most important years of their life.

Is this what they mean by 'wrong side of history'?

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>>85331323
I was so madly in love with her as a teenager it's not even funny. I still get all melancholical thinking about it

>>85331362
It's less her being hot (though she is) and more her being badass, smart, levelheaded and womanly at the same time. Basically /ourgal/. Except a woman.

>>85331336
>and get jobs producing media which they're then allowed to promote their politics through

Or they could, you know, just create quality entertainment instead of over saturating literally everything with their endless political whining/activism.

Doubt most would be any happier if right leaning political whining was mixed in with everything and anything.

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>>85331105

>>85325198
So, I'm with you on the criticism of her as a choice as a writer. However the "one of those other bad things" pic, which seems to imply that she's a furry, is off the mark. That's a picture that was pretty obviously taken at a music festival. It's been a while since I did the festival circuit but those animal ear sweatshirts (and hoods with ears) were quite popular with normie girls at shows/festivals a few years back, especially electronic shit. I don't know if she's a furry or not, but that pic isn't the proof you're looking for.

Unless we want to put people who go to music festivals on the "bad things" list.

>>85324179
I thought universe killed this franschise?

>>85331457
Your right, the only times I remember her ever losing her cool was heros pt2, and a bit in Paradise Lost. Theres scene where the capstain of the Apollo makes a point of McKay's inadequacies, and she tells basically to fuck off in the slow low calming tone that only a someone who has genuine authority can do. No yelling , screeching, or being pissy. just a simple "if you ever again there will be consequences" statement

>>85331752
the fans killed this franchise

>>85331907
the writers and producers killed the franchise and then proceeded to blame their audience.

>>85331773
this one?
https://youtu.be/n9pgAs__yvo?t=130

>>85331630
Someone made it and I saved it. I#m too lazy to fix it, but if you come up with a better one I shall spread it far and wide across the land (by which I mean I'll repost in in future SG threads)

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>>85327960
>We tried but the fans just don't care about Stargate anymore

>>85325440
Why didn't this Angel and her weird science have more episodes?

>>85332449
They introduced a sexy alien to boost ratings because it worked for Voyager. They dropped her when it didn't work

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>>85332449
blame Peter

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>>85325198

Just like the largely untested, young, female animator who was going to revitalize the facial animations on Mass Effect: Andromeda? Sweet.

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>>85332488
>because it worked for Voyager
>>85332633

Obviously they should've just upped the number of Woolsey episodes.

>>85332793
Woolsey was a comfy character.

>>85332870
Went to shit on Atlantis though, same as Carter

>>85326889
Why must they do me like this, kind of understandable they're not spending tons of money to bring back a dead franchise which was never that popular to begin with

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>>85326991
>I guess its pretty hard to be non-marvel spacey SCI-FI show

Well, those are films. There's The Expanse and (sort of) The 100 that are pretty popular, even though they're kind of schlocky and low-budget, it's not an overcrowded market. Just waiting for HBO to throw big money at something grand, perhaps SpaceX/Mars Colonization etc will spark an increased interest in space among normies and we'll see a slew of science fiction media just like during the Cold War space race

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They should have just made an atlantis movie with a new cast.
although, I am hype to see the founding of stargate command so mite b cool.

WE WUZ ALIENS NSHIT

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>>85334907
WE WUZ EGYPTIAN GODS

>>85324179
I don't understand, all the previous Stargate shows were shit, of course this one will be as well.

>>85334972
WE WUZ GATEBUILDERS

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Does pic related still apply?

>>85334836
we've seen the founding of "Stargate Command" in the first episode of SG-1, the decades before they knew how to work the gate it was called "Project Giza"

>>85335099
yes, but if they announce a new movie/series we will get flooded by marvel and DC fags who are gonna feel threatened by more spacey adventure shows and it wont be so comfy anymore

>>85325198
wtf she's so cute

>>85335380
She's clenching her fist in the top pic

That's her "I'm going to punch your prostate" face

>>85324179
Is it possible to buy single episodes/shows on that online platform of theirs? I aint buying a monthly subscription for that shit.

>>85335656
Episodes are 10 minutes long anon

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>>85331323
amanda is a slut

>>85335724
I can give them some money hoping that it will enable a bigger project in the future...

>>85335971
>i buy shit and hope that their next dumb is tastier

>>85336134
With that attitude we'll get nothing forever.

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>>85335724
yeah no, I'm not paying a subscription service for a single web series and not even a promise for more. Maybe is MGM had all their content available to stream, but this seems to be for only new stargate content. To pay a monthly fee for this and only this is pure crazy and so laughable that they are trying this way to make money. I don't care if brad wright wrote the script and tapping directed it, you'll end up paying triple of what the end disc will be when that eventually sells, because they got to slowly roll out the episodes in order to keep people subscribed when all you have is a single show.

>>85336367
>give money to (((m)))(((g)))(((m))), anon, you'll never get good stargate otherwise.

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>>85335099
I think so, the only thing I see people disagreeing about when there not trying to bait people, is whether or not SGU was good or shit, or debates on which is better SG1 or SGA

>>85324179
SJW cancer is destroying everything

god i loved SG1

It even had a STRONG FEMALE SCIENTIST and a BASED BLACK MAN

But nobody gave a shit

>>85325309
>That episode titled "2010" with the Aschen and Walter is working at the Stargate Command Museum

He probably pretended do his old job whenever he thought he was alone.

>>85328871
>stupid, boring, awful movie
stop

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>>85331336
>Muh alt-right

>>85336925
>be sgu
>be shit because trying to expose way to many characters at once
>get shit ratings, get third season cancelled
>''hurr durr imma be REALLY GOOD for the last half of second two so you are actually left wanting more''
FUCK that show on a personal

>>85324179
whats up with Female lead in literally every show that gets rebooted?
I have no problem with women lead, but literaly every show we get women MC who is Mary Sue and is so fucking amazing at everything.
The original SG was about team of expert doing missions, now we get solo female saving earth really?

>>85337272
Yeah let's not forget about what a winner Trump is.

So, hey, how's that wall coming along? Or the ACA repeal. Or the trillion dollar infrastructure stimulus. Or tax reform. Or literally any part of Trump's agenda, or more broadly, the GOP agenda. Republicans have congress and the presidency, surely a lot has been accomplished already.

>>85337731
you realize hes in for 4 years, right ? and these things take time to prepare and push through the legal system.

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>>85337731

>>85337130

SJWs dont want real equality they just want to the power that comes with pretending to want it.

>>85327599
Because it has the word "Stargate" in the title.

>>85337896
>you realize hes in for 4 years, right ?

You mean Pence is.

It'll honestly be hard to see Donnie go, Pence might actually get something accomplished in his place.

>>85337731
Try to imagine how pathetic and powerless you will still be, and now OLD you will be, after Trump finally leaves office in 8 years. You still think you've got the strength to keep the gayness up and it hasn't even been a year yet. Sorry but you don't get yours. You lost the opportunity. You'll never get it back. Too many people see you for what you truly are now.

>>85331323
Same, brother

>>85335420
I'd let her milk my prostate, if you know what I mean

>>85331336
>alt-lefties

Ah yes, the notoriously successful and productive tumblrwhales with liberal arts and women's studies degrees. Fuck off /co/

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>>85338151
>Trump for 8 years

>Pence for ANOTHER 8 years


How will femmypeenyboys ever recover?

>>85324179
who photoshopped that poster? do they not know how shadows work?

>>85337731
Do you retards never get tired of being btfo in every single thread?

Oh wait, you probably think that you're "BTFO:ing" the loser racists when in reality everyone is just poking fun at your sad existence which somehow manages to be even more pathetic than the average 4chan user. Imagine endlessly spouting your political nonsense in a space where nobody wants to hear it

>>85338475
Unless there's a wall built by the next election, Trump won't get re-elected

>>85331336
You sound like a gasping, naive moron still in high
school or college, who has no real idea about how the actual world works.


For one, you happened to omit the fact that your entire life will be spent betraying and backstabbing your fellow Leftards (easy, since you all ecretly hate and are envious of each other, like catty homosexuals in a crowded club,) vying for those few work-for-peanuts jobs most of you will come to begrudgingly expect. You still think YOU'LL be one of the winners.

>>85338648
eh, depends who'll be running against him, really..

>>85338648
Trump won't finish his term when Mueller gets access to his financial dealings.

Granted that will probably take a while, as Trump will undoubtedly refuse to comply with any subpoenas and whatnot, while still maintaining that he has nothing to hide and publicly ruminating on whether a self-pardon would solve all his oncoming legal trouble.

>>85339018
Michell Obama and Chelsea Clinton by allaccounts

>>85324179
>a young Catherine Langford, founding matriarch of the Stargate program.
WE WUZ MATRIARCH AND SHIT

>>85331540
But they have no creativity whatsoever since they constantly censor themselves of (((bad thoughts))) and creativity stems from the cesspool that is the human psyche. So the end result is boring propaganda disguised as entertainment.

>>85339055
lolwut, no way, i refuse to believe that...
there oughta be somebody more competent, or at least coming from a relevant field
Im afraid Chelsea will bear the mark of her clan as well.

>>85339475
It's her turn bro

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>exploring man discovers thing
>woman takes charge, gets nothing done for 60 years except send an exploring man to his doom
>exploring man figures out how to properly operate the thing within two weeks, cue galactic exploration

really makes you think

>>85331618
This one episode was probably the single greatest thing on syfy network.

>>85337330
I wouldn't have mind the "darker tone" as much if they focused more on the setting they where in, the characters weren't selfish cunts, and the stones/Lucian alliance wasn't in the story. If the season on cliff hanger was discovering the true mission would have been good

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>>85335859
Delete this, ya hear!

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>>85339669
All of O'Neill's snark is god's gift. It just the most concentrated in that episode.

>>85324179
Here's the thing they said they're going to be listening to Fan feedback but that might be only those who actually pay to see the show, I will give it a chance if it's absolute crap rated one star or whatever from a feedback I can do and then cancel my subscription as the reason why, as well as documen it, anyone who plans on doing the same should as well because if everyone complains about the story and the quality and they come out telling that there isn't interest anymore as the reason why they cancel again then we know for a fact that they are being dishonest. If I have to Shell out $10 to save Stargate from this mediocrity, whether that be in the form of cancellation or a better show in the future. Having no show is better than having a shitshow.

>>85340680
please learn about punctuation and paragraphs.

>>85341006
Periods are for women

>>85325096
They both have such amazing tits

>>85339055
wtf you have now royal dinasties there? copying england? back to the middleages? thats democracy for you, lefty?

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>>85339658
>>woman takes charge, gets nothing done for 60 years except send an exploring man to his doom

But the guy that went through in the old diving suit was her boyfriend and she wasn't involved with the continued testing nor was she even aware they established a connection.

>>85340150
I think the better part is the end of that scene where Teal'c gets tired of his flavor and forcibly switched with O'Neill.

>>85339669
WACKO

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>>85342242

>>85325096
TJ is best doc
she should check my blood pressure on that thick blue vein down there .. if you know what i mean

>>85341494
>Malia
somalia? let me guess. thats some kid of oogama?

>>85342457
god, that fucking guy

>>85342491
Malia and Sasha are Obabo's kids

>>85342492
was annoying, but his clone SG-1 was awesome.
man thought its just one planet of the week episode, then, episodes later they appeared again. i liked this formula

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>>85342492
I think Urgo was worse.

>>85324179
Apart from the first movie Stargate has always been shit. The show was like a dollar-store knock off of Star Trek, then it became a knock off of Battlestar. They even did a tongue and cheek self-reference episode to show how stupid it was.

>>85342901
>anything that's not grimdark is shit

What's it like being 14

>>85342901
>then it became a knock off of Battlestar.
>SGU was bad, how can people like SG-1!!!!11
thanks for your hot opinions anon

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>>85342901

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>>85342887
Webms still amaze me.

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>>85343970
Wait, shit, that was the wrong one.

>>85342932
Not him, but i think there's a point to be made there
sci fi film/television generally has this happy go lucky everything turns out just fine sort of vibe to it and stargate takes that to its near-extreme.
BSG was a breath of fresh air in that regard

>>85344054
>sci fi film/television generally has this happy go lucky everything turns out just fine sort of vibe
No it doesn't. Not at all.

>>85344111
It did at the time. Stargate isn't around in 2017. Don't think in 2017 sensibilities

>>85342901
the movie and the tv show are two different companies/writers. its actually two different canons.
the movie was totally different to anything that was out at the time. characters stayed dark. it didn't have a happy ended. it was believable sci fi. stargate (the movie)was a masterpiece.
stargate the tv show has two different tracks. it started on network tv. the network version (to me) was more dark and dangerous. when it moved to basic cable it became the sam carter show but it still kept my interest but I wouldn't get mad if I missed an episode. the series was complicated at first. then it started to lower itself to about middle school level. example ;the ori was scary then they pulled back. the spin-offs were startrek/land of the lost based. that's why they didn't last that long. they were for kids. another thing that killed it was the casting if you noticed they went from americans to Canadians and moved production to Canada and it really shows. everything became cheaper. at the end the only real substance was the enemies cause those were americans. **I don't fault them for replacing mcgayver(sp) but they should've gotten rid of carter as well.
***I started watching stargate in elementary school and kept going all the way to straight dvds .

>>85325285
>destroyed
But that's the SGU set.

>>85345162
Literally everything in your post is factually incorrect.

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GOOLD?

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>>85324179
I think it's just testing the water
>Stargate still has fans! There's potential in that franchise!
>Oh yeah? Let's see that
If people care, there may be more. All I know is that for me this came out of nowhere and I'm glad. As opposed to the new Star Trek that I've been cautiously optimistic about, but the trailer looks just like JJTrek the show, lensflares and those weir-ass "Klingons" included.

On an unrelated note, what's the most beautiful moment in the Stargate franchise and why is it this one?

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>>85345959
>On an unrelated note, what's the most beautiful moment in the Stargate

Cater emerging from the water in just her bra

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>>85345959
>what's the most beautiful moment in the Stargate franchise

>>85345959
>try to revive franchise with shitty idea
>it flops
>"Guess no one wants Stargate after all"

Mark my words.

>>85346039
That's not her bra.

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>>85346368
Do not sully this thread with Star Trek webms.

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>>85346346
You're welcome.

>>85346346
>>85346368

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6GqO9rxzdQ

>>85345162
>the movie and the tv show are two different companies/writers. its actually two different canons.
True the movie and tv show were created by different people, the movie is obviously canon in the series (despite a few inconsistancies).
>the movie was totally different to anything that was out at the time. characters stayed dark. it didn't have a happy ended.
It did have a happy ending. It sure as hell wasn't "dark". I don't know what you're on about.
>it was believable sci fi. stargate (the movie)was a masterpiece.
kek
>stargate the tv show has two different tracks. it started on network tv. the network version (to me) was more dark and dangerous. when it moved to basic cable it became the sam carter show but it still kept my interest but I wouldn't get mad if I missed an episode.
It was never on network TV. It started on premium cable (Showtime) then moved to basic cable (SciFi/SyFy). And the show being more "dark and dangerous" in its early years is 100% in your head. If anything, it got darker in later years, relatively speaking, although it was never really a "dark" type of show at all.
>the series was complicated at first. then it started to lower itself to about middle school level. example ;the ori was scary then they pulled back.
Did you watch the series out of order or something? The Ori didn't even appear until the last two season, and once they had been introduced they sure as hell didn't "pull back".
>the spin-offs were startrek/land of the lost based. that's why they didn't last that long. they were for kids.
Stargate was always "family friendly" scifi. The spinoffs certainly not more so than SG-1. It could be argued that SGU, at least, was less so than the first two shows.
>another thing that killed it was the casting if you noticed they went from americans to Canadians and moved production to Canada and it really shows.
Bullshit. The TV show was made in Canada right from the beginning.

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>>85346039
>Amanda Tapping (Lt. Colonel Samantha Carter) returns in this episode after a five episode absent due to her being on maternity leave, although she appeared in "Avalon, Part 1" in video, and has appeared in the opening credits throughout the five episodes.
>Beachhead, Season 9 Episode 6 (August 19, 2005)

>Grace Under Pressure, Season 2 Episode 14 (December 12, 2005)

She may have been producing during that scene.

>>85346601
God almighty, thank you for making a webm of that

>>85345162
>everything became cheaper. at the end the only real substance was the enemies cause those were americans.
Literally what
>I don't fault them for replacing mcgayver(sp) but they should've gotten rid of carter as well.
They didn't get rid of RDA you retard, he left the show for family reasons
>I started watching stargate in elementary school and kept going all the way to straight dvds .
Have you watched it since you were in elementary school? It doesn't sound like it.

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>>85345959
>what's the most beautiful moment in the Stargate franchise

>>85346782
Man S1 was nutty

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>>85346817
I think it was because it was on Showtime.

TEN

MINUTES

>>85346942
until?

>>85346867
So was season 2, 3, 4 and 5.

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>>85347037
But wasn't that before they had a syndication deal with Sci-fi? Maybe they toned it down after season 1 because of that.

>>85347105
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85346554
>Stargate was always "family friendly" scifi.
Different anon here, Stargate had some gratuitous nudity when it was on Showtime. Although if you cut out the nudity of the early seasons you're right that it's 100% family friendly sci-fi.

>>85346736
you think trump shat his bed this hard when the asgards made him BTFO?

>>85347267
Literally just the pilot.

>>85345957
no sir, there's not gonna be any goold

>>85347295
So why was there nudity? Did the showrunners originally plan on having the show be more adult-oriented or did Showtime tell them to shove it in?

>>85347268
Do you have a webm of the scene that happens like a few seconds after where they film them inside the ring transporters? Like we see them dissolve in the energy and come out again.

>>85346736
This show highlighted how retarded Earth governments are. You could have an intergalactic race capable of obliterating your planet many times over and still the politicians try to score points and get the upper hand like the morons they are.
It might be fiction but you just know this is what would happen.

>>85325111
>>85325159
were there any jokes in the show regarding his pronounciation

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>>85324179
After years and years I finally decided to download SG-1 and Atlantis in HQ or HD if I could find it. And a few days later this news hits.
It's a sign I tells ya!!

pic related: my old collection

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>>85347267
Yeah, like the other guy said it was literally only Children of the Gods, the two part pilot. And that was pretty much the only thing that wouldn't air on a basic cable channel, minimal swearing and barely any blood, just a little boobs and bush randomly thrown in the middle.

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i bet you saw this scene the most

>>85347984
There is a broom closet in the actual Cheyenne Mountain base called "Stargate Command".

Who says the military doesn't have a sense of humor

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>>85347337
Who knows? It was really weird since the scene where Sha're gets naked had already happened to another character, but her nudity was edited around and at most had some butt cheeks through a semi-sheer robe.

>>85347984
Ever since I saw it mentioned on IMFDB, I will never not notice the guy on the left not using his sling properly and holding his rifle weirdly.

Hopefully I've doomed all of you to take notice next time you rewatch.

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>>85348101
>guy on the left not using his sling properly and holding his rifle weirdly.
I was a little mad at first but I'll live

>>85347267
>Different anon here, Stargate had some gratuitous nudity when it was on Showtime.
That happened exactly once - in the pilot - and only because Showtime execs insisted there be nudity, against the creator's wishes.

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>>85348101
damn you

This will be okay if it heavily fwatures Ra & Apophis somehow.

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>>85348549
Maybe Apophis and Ba'al?

>>85348839
I have that sweater, nice.

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>Stargate could have an amazing reboot / sequel if done right
>they're doing this instead

>>85348839
>those flashes

It's like watching Polish porn where the video is being filmed at the same time as people are taking photographs

wow

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>>85348985
It's the timeline getting reset by the Ancient device. Little more than a stylized scene transition that works within the confines of the episode.

>>85349082
i know, but it still reminds me of low budget porn

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Might as well post the last part, even though it's the second part.

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>I will NEVER see an army of Horus guards in battle

why even fucking live

>>85349293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCCbLTSMyRA

>>85349293
Well shit, now I gotta go Webm the Jaffa Joke--

>>85349342
Hivemind.

>>85327015
Highly doubt anyone involved in the production of this garbage appreciates the difference desu

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>ywn live in the reality where Kurt Russell greets Bill Pullman as soon as he gets off the plane in Independence Day revealing that this is actually the middle movie in the Stargate trilogy, totally unannounced in the trailers and promotion, that they have a few ships, they've been freeing human civilizations across the galaxy, and the cavalry is coming to help blow these cocksucking system lords right outta the sky to kingdom come, you live in the best possible timeline, hallelujah
at least i have these

>>85351011
it's pretty clear from the Stargate novels written by Bill McCay, based on Emmerich's and Devlin's notes for the sequels (Hathor launches a massive invasion on Earth in retaliation for Ra's death) that Independence Day was originally meant to be a Stargate sequel

now try to imagine ID4 but with pyramid ships instead of saucers and Horus guards massacering the humans

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>>85351111
God damnit.

Want.

>>85351259
shittiest timeline etc.

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>>85327215
This line of think is retarded. This production and what people really want are two separate things. Why would execs take people watching this and think "hey let's make the other thing!" They'll just make more Origins shit.

>>85351425
Imagine ID4 2 with the return of the Goa'uld.


Truly the worst timeline.

>>85347172
I think they toned it down because the show had sort of found an audience with middle class red state americans and the showrunners realized their best chance to make the show successful was to actively court this demographic by making it family-friendly and portraying the military in a positive light.

>>85325784
>He wants to make more of the best show

And?

>>85327215
>I swear to god if he goes all retcon
He won't go all anything. His movie will never be made.

>>85330579
She's Canadian but she was born in England and tells people she's British like those 47th generation paddies in the US.

>>85331065
>"it took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to macgyver a system for the gate on earth"

That line is still in the pilot.

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>>85331336
u wot m8

>>85354022
not in the final cut, there they used a different take where she says "jerry rig" instead of "macgyver"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQl6eV3vj0#t=25m16s

>>85354473
Yeah but nobody cares about that George Lucas bullshit.