When are we getting the fucking tape audio

>>85323167
You never will.

augh
auuugh stop eating me

>>85323210
*hits the bear with a frying pan*

>>85323249
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>85323167
PLS DONT EAT ME

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>>85323249
poor little mouse

I've heard it. It's out there somewhere. It's horrific. It takes a really long time.

>oooh!! (cums) it feels so good!!! yess!! AUGH!!!!!!!....... I am becoming....a part of you!!!! I AM COMING!!!!!!!! MY FLESH WELCOMES YOUR MIGHTY FANGS!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (splurting of cum and blood)

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>>85323349

You know I wouldn't even care if he hadn't brought his girlfriend along and got her killed too. You can take your own life into your hands but that's just a shitty thing to do, I'm sure he told her it was totally safe.

>>85323343
You most likely heard the fake version.

>>85323343
No you haven't, and no it isn't
Just like the Chubbuck footage.
No. No. No.

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>>85323349

>>85323343
Didn't they destroy the tape or something

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This is the closet you'll get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzwbOZKfrUQ

No go be a nigger somewhere else

>>85323437
It's in a bank vault

Who cares? Just someone screaming for a few minutes. The leaked one is fake btw.

>>85323475
Those people are fuckinig assholes for not helping the deer. "Call someone" you're a fucking pussy dude. At least yell at it or something, or get your fucking gun out. Pisses me off. Rule your own backyard.

>>85323475
>leo studied this before his role in the revenant

i would have shot them both with my triple-barrel, two trophies waltz into your yard and you don't claim them?

>>85323655
Do you really think people who say "call someone" as they see a bear brutally killing a deer in their backyard own any guns?

>>85323739
True. I just read up on it and they did call someone, animal control people came and chased off the bear and then they shot the deer. How pointless, may as well let it eat the deer at that point.

>>85323655

Why do they have any obligation to help the deer? It's fucking nature.

>>85323755
Can't let the bear think it can always use their yard as a hunting ground. Now the bear will know it as the place where it'll get cucked out of its kills.

>>85323775
I would, I like deer in my yard and I don't like bears in my yard.

>>85323386
>dating a crazy guy who spends his summer "bonding" with bears
>going with him to visit his bear "family"
She had it coming
t. Alaskan

>>85323420

Anon, Chubbuck's footage may still leak.

Evidently the station owner's wife gave it over to her lawyer or something.

KEEP HOPE ALIVE

>>85323249
AHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHH

https://vimeo.com/83973054

>>85325527
Michael go to work.

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>>85323276
>being so new you haven't seen a .gif floating around everywhere on the internet since 2006

>>85323167
If we are never going to see the Stevie Irving footage, then we sure are never going to hear that tape

Herzog is a goddamn genius for filming himself listening to the tape, his reaction and his telling the woman never to release it. He knew 100% what he was doing and understood the power of human curiosity, especially with the internet making us a society really not used to the idea that you just can't have something, even if you're willing to pay for it.
Think about it though, if he had actually released it or played it in the movie it would be as impressive today as those old cartel execution videos on ebaums world or whatever. Everyone would have cared for like 5 minutes in 2005 and forgotten, but here we are 12 fucking years later still talking about this movie, there are fucking conspiracy theories about where this secret recording is stored in some underground vault or deep web site. Goddamn genius.

>>85323655
>or get your fucking gun out.
or just watch the free HD nature doc going on

>911, what is your emergency
>there is a bear in my backyard
>what is it doing?
>being a bear
>A swat team is coming, sir

>live in an age when you can watch babies getting chainsawed in half by mexican cartel goons on liveleak
>care about an audio tape of some dude getting eaten by a bear

>>85326175

lol who?

>>85326896
>babies getting chainsawed in half by mexican cartel goons on liveleak
Link?

>>85323249
rip in peace mows

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>>85323167
I need that audio son!
also pretty good doc imo