>never lost my keys >never even had a fucking key chain

Vince vaughn was seriously underrated in this role. That ending though, that was fucking stupid.

>>85321760
>For every door that closes, another two opens. My mother always taught me to hold the door and go in last because ladies first.

>>85321820
Vince has surprising range, he just likes to fuck around with Owen Wilson too much.

>they say when you're in a drought, you'd better pray for rain
>but the thing is, i'm in a two thousand dollar suit with no umbrella

I know vinceposting is a joke but what exactly do you call these "phrases". Is there a proper nomenclature for shit like this.

>>85323261
non-award winning dialog