this is the greatest movie of all time

o-ok ;_;

Unironically yes

watch more films

>>85322484
like what?
i have only watched like 240

>>85321037
Was the kid lying when he said he didn't know how to cast bells, or was he just going nuts from the pressure?

>>85322751
i think he knew how but he didn't get any "secret" from his dad, who died without passing it on
he sold himself as having this special knowledge when really he knew only the basics

>>85322751
The director is self reflecting on his own feelings when he first got to make a big budget movie.
He was just a lost as the kid.

Tarkovsky is a hack.

>>85323391
contrarian opinions don't make you sound smart

>>85323453
>contrarian
>reminder that the first 30 minutes of Solaris consists of people sitting around watching tv
This is the kind of redditor tarkovsky is.

>>85323538
solaris is a great movie

>>85323571
t. reddit

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>>85323538
>hating on solaris
wew lad

>>85323589
ok so you have no argument?

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>>85321037
i know pic related is not official poster but i really like it

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>>85323611
I like this one more

I was going to watch that tonight but I turned it off after 20 minutes because its shit. watched BvS instead

>>85322751
so they take him out of his village

>>85323633
>skip christian movie
>watch jewish director use christian imagery

>>85323606
I already told you why it's shit you fucking eejit.

>>85323633
me too
who the hell actually watches these old black and white movies they're so BORING
like, wheres the action? nothing happens the entire 3 hours
wtf? i can't watch movies made before 2010

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>filmmaker wastes the opportunity for a historical epic to make a whiny whingy poem about how hard it is to be a filmmaker (icon painter)

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Leave sleepkino to me...zzz...

>>85323684
because you're retarded

>>85323712
You literally should go back to led-dit. You are too stupid even for /tv/. Not even memeing.

>>85323697
I think the desire to do so was stronger than him.
Cant blame hm for that.

>>85321037
This and 2001.

>>85323740
never been there

>>85323763
A moron and a liar. The quintessential reddit gentleman.

>>85321037
I was gonna watch it the other night but it's too long so I watched another one instead

>>85323790
im done this is so boring

>>85323815
what did you watch instead

>>85323893
Homecoming fancam

>>85323867
Boring because you've got fuck all to say other than memes. You say solaris is a great film but can't back it up with reasons. You are literally a parrot just repeating what you hear without original thoughts. Aka tarkovsky. Aka reddit.

>>85323948
wtf are you tlaking about
your only argument against it was people watch a news report in the first quarter of the movie and then called me / tarkovsky reddit
whos the one spouting memes?

>>85324000
>news report
If I wanted to see the news I'd turn on the tv. Why would I watch a movie just to watch people watch tv. That makes a movie literal shit.

>>85324047
frankly i am embarrassed for falling for bait this obvious

This is why we can't have nice threads.

>>85324080
Because kids.
Stop being retarded and just ignore.

>>85324000
Don't forget that fucking Tokyo car ride that goes on forever because Tarky missed the World Fair and shot a bunch of garbage footage and wanted to salvage some of it.

>>85324064
Oh yes you're embarrassed and also a little insulted. You're gonna leave this thread and won't be commenting again amirite? You are a numale redditor. Please leave and don't come back.

>>85324132
k

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I've gotten into the habit of putting it on so I can fall asleep.

Seen this thread and decided to put it on. I can put up with the black and white and the datedness maybe but this is boring as fuck. Have I been trolled?

>>85323893
Wild Strawberries
>>85323921
shut up bitch

>>85324349
so you watched something even more boring?

>>85324349
>Wild Strawberries
based

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/tv/: Griffith, Stroheim, Flaherty, early Murnau

reddit: Bergman, Tarkovsky, Dreyer, Bresson, Antonioni

>>85323668
Zack Snyder isn't Jewish

>>85321037
never heard of it

>>85321037
watch more films

>>85324628
like what?

>>85324534
right

>>85324675
batman v superman
zoolander
tree of life
jack and jill

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>>85324733
>Malick and Sandler in the same list
>for any reason, ever

>>85324733
oh man i love malick! starting jack and jill right now! im sure ill love it !

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>>85324733
>he's actually serious

>>85324711
Are you suggesting that he's secretly a Jew?

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>>85323691
the lack of action and color is not what makes this movie boring
there's actually plenty of tartar action

it's just boring, anon. you never would have cared if your teachers hadn't forced you to watch it.

>the director is self reflecting on his own feelings when he first got to make a big budget movie.
So fucking what?

I challenge all the faggots in this thread to explain why any Tarkovsky movie is good.

>>85324969
because he's an excellent director.

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>>85324937
please go back where you came from.
BvS is amazing and you need to re watch it agan.

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>>85324838
>he think I'm not

>>85325000
>>85325031
This is what Tarkovsky and his fans have to offer. Absolute fuck all. Might as well have typed meme meme meme meme meme.

>>85325077
What do you mean by this?

>>85324838
>>85324789

Jack and jill, you fucking morons?
You can't possibly be this full of yourselves

Guess we know why people think this homework assignment is "the greatest movie ever"

Might as well be reading a thread about Citizen Kane. We know damn well you're just trying to avoid the stigma of coming out as "big fans" of that one.

>>85324969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak6rI-j07QU

This guy makes him sound awesome

>>85325175
Already a better filmmaker than tarkovsky.

>>85325031
I love this image every time it's posted. I love sincere, vitriolic, passionate insults.
>Ghastly; repulsive trash.
>Monstrous, cheap, vulgar rubbish.
>It's terrible, but it is true, his film is worthless.
>It was awful...disjointed, meaningless...as cinema it is appalling.
>My God! Did he actually die not knowing he was a hack?
>He is a pleb and hates anything original
>He's a disreputable whore. As far as I'm concerned, he is a corpse.

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>>85325616
>My God! Did he actually die not knowing he was a hack?
words to live by,should be fucking board banner.

I challenge all the faggots in this thread to explain why any Tarkovsky movie is good.