post childhood /tv/ faps

hershlad in episode 2 when she gets her white outfit torn

I'm fapping to her right now

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>>85308035

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>>85308143
goddamn yeah

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Guess I'll post mine.

Don't judge me.

>>85308007
Barb Wire and Showgirls

>>85308252
This thread is about childhood /tv/ faps, not what you jacked it to last night

>>85308252
Things you fapped to as a child, not children you fapped to.

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>>85308007
Alizée

>>85308449
But what if I fapped to that as a child?

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guess which one ;)

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>>85308007
>not fapping to the superior jjl

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>>85308007
SOUL TRAIN every Saturday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmjmrWw-V6c

>>85309434
The guy on the right?

>>85309712
Why can't blacks write good music anymore?

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>>85309808

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>>85308007
Slave Leia awoke something on me

>>85309712

enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP7hfYunoeU

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https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/kimdickens/hollowman/hollowman-dickens-hd-01-hd.html

>>85309811
Hip Hop made them too dependent on sampling

>>85310052
Kim aged pretty well

>>85308007
newgrounds sex games

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>>85310257
>Sex Kitten Sim Date
>I would actually ask my parents in the other room for the quiz answers

>>85310333
>she is the mom on modern family
Didn't realize this until recently

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>>85310333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLzAwrP81vE

I'm 33 so I probably fapped to your grandmothers

>>85310132
CARLA WAS THE PROM QUEEN!

>>85309434
Either way I have some bad news for you

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I knew (still know) a girl that looks kinda like her too

>>85308491
What a cute little slut

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>>85310681
Loli or Milf version?

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HNNG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJOcNCldX70

>>85309849

what was it?

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I'm only 21 but the first dvds i had with nudity were Caddyshack and Airplane. Busted my fair share of nuts to both. But one day I figured out that we had HBO on demand they were never touched again

>>85310930
protip, shes still hot

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Watched this with my dad. Before the movie was even over, I couldn't take it anymore. I went to my bedroom to rub one out. It was my first time.
>lying on bed with blanket over me
>just about to finish
>dad knocks on door, and enters
>Hey, did you wanna finish watching th...oh
Embarrassing, but worth it.

>>85310969
Wow, nice, post more.

>>85308007

Is there a more overrated scene than this?
They're B Cups for fucks sake

Probably Rebecca Romijn in Femme Fatale

>muh dicc

>>85311081
On a scale of 8-15, how gay are you?

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>>85311090
here's a pic, somebody probably has a webm

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>>85308007
no regret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq4JVKJcG8E

>>85308252
>childhood

>>85311133
you sir, are my nigger

>>85311187
My first boner.

>tfw staying up late to watch Howard Stern and Wild On E!
>scrambled porn
>finding scraps of porno mags on train tracks

Those were the days.

>>85309434
hell yeah

>>85310969
what is the context of her dressing up like a dominatrix? Wiki summary doesn't explain

>>85311109

0. They're quite unimpressive tits.
JJL had a better scene in the same movie.

>>85309849

To think that this is considered haram according to (((Disney))) nowadays
;_;

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>>85309434
I give Morgan's tits a five.......... out of five.

>>85311294
fuck i fapped to that last week

pilsner urquel strip game

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>>85311255
>scientist invents muh resonator
>activates pineal gland
>stimulates latent sexual nature
>barbara crampton goes from sexy repressed science lady to sexy leather dom for 80's lulz because stimulation of muh pineal gland
>much purple lighting

Get it watched anon, it's classic 80s horror, by the same people that did Reanimator, but much better in my opinion. Plus Barbara Crampton in leather.

>>85311405
What is it?

>>85308544
Then you were a pedophile at a young age, you sick fuck.

>>85311519
Is Barb only in leather for this one sequence or is there more of her in leather?

>>85311604
FOREVER TIED UP

>>85311593
I can't imagine being Arnold in that scene.

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>>85311181
Damn

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the cake scene from under siege 2

>>85311547
Private School with Betsy Russel.

>>85309298
patrician

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Swamp Thing especially the moss on the boob that heals her tiddy is pretty gud.

children don't know how to fap stop lying

>>85311765
From someone who grew up with no father figure, I can I say I learnt how pretty fast.

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>>85311181
I got you covered my man

>>85311648
>audible kek

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>>85311844

>>85311648
>>85311844
FUCK, all I can see now is that fucking fish!

>>85311593
I'm pretty sure her tight little butt is the reason I fucking love high waist thongs.

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>>85311881

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>>85311916

>>85308591

Even as a small child I knew these girls were still just niggers

>>85311943
what the fuck is this girl retarded

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>>85310714
Yes, yes she is.

>>85310969
GOAT movie.

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>>85308007

>>85308007
Why is this not a webms thread?

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i fapped to the mom of Home Improvement once and i remember feeling a bit ashamed afterwards because she was kind of butch and frumpy. never fapped to her again but I think it was some latent milf fetish thing developing.
I fapped to the Tool Time girl many a time tho.

>>85312562
>15 years old

>>85311943
what did she mean by this?

>>85312574
>blue board
>nsfw content

You want the thread to get deleted?

>>85312608 see >>85308252

>>85312629
It's meant to be childhood faps, right? I presume you weren't fapping to actual porn as a child. We have these threads weekly, but they're usually webm threads.

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Can't believe it's been almost twenty years...

>>85312731
Then post webms?

>>85310969
She's turned into a kino milf desu

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First boner I ever had, still fodder for the occasional wank to this day.

>>85309849
>>85311280
Sadly Twi'leks are haram too. Best we got was a 2 second hologram of one in a skirt so long even the Amish wouldthink it's prudish

>>85312983
I recently masturbated to that one second where you can see her dark nipple

>>85308591
They always remind me of Dennis Rodman.

>>85311593
fugggg nostalgic boners incoming

>>85308252
Is that the assistant in Veep?
She is kind of manly but I love the thiccness and her potty mouth.

>>85308007
>post childhood
so..just faps then..

>>85310257
i still play them

>>85312822
Don't have any.

>>85312404
>when youre such a huge slut you inspire a team of nerds to make this the signature dance for the entire female population of one of their elven races

>>85312983
When I watched TCW I felt so jealous of kids growing up with it as their go to cartoon. Amazing action sequences and story, and the main character is one of the two Starwars races that are desired for sexslaves, and is basically a loli in a slutty outfit.
Skip to 2:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMS0xbNYMbo

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>>85313354
>tfw no Ahsoka slave

>>85310333

Veronica Vaughn was the girl in Billy Madison you faggot.

>>85313390
Google "Orange Trainer game"


Still early development but very promising. The dev is an anon who posts in the /aco/ generals all the time.

Pictures of my Nan when she was in the Royal Navy.

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>>85313491
This show gave me a huge fetish for stripping games. Brooke Burns is otherwise a sewer goblin though.

>>85313576
Just googled her and she looks great, what's the problem?

>>85313669
She sounds dumb.

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>>85312404
Was there anything better than Alizee in her prime?

>>85308007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

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>>85313876
Nop

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>>85308007
> steel drums intensify.

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>>85310897
degeneracy

Maybe you guys can help me remember.
>a group of 3 or 4 kids
>they get all the money they could gather
>they pay a whore
>she takes them to a room
>sits in a bed and shows them her tits (you don't see her, the camera is behind her back)
>takes the money and sends the kids home
>don't remember the actress but I think she was a brunette and had curly hair

>>85308007

I'm still fucking mad I didn't know about this when I was young

and that other nudity she did in that paradise movie

>>85313876
The tattooist should be hanged for crimes against humanity

>>85314037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AUvAyx_fwc

>>85314425
>she was actually blond

Thank you anon, thanks to this and other stuff I have a thing for mature women since I was a kid

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Lucy Liu in Payback gave me both an Asian and a femdom fetish when I was young and impressionable.

>>85308491
oh yes from 2001
her Lolita video never forgot it

>>85312767
it has been 20 years

>>85312404
I do this dance every time I crop-dust somebody

Anyone got Juliet Lewis from Cape Fear?

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>>85314667
Neither can i...

>>85311262
That was the last you saw of her character wasn't it?

>>85311588
She does get finger raped by a monster at one point

>>85311593
IMAGINE<

You can't fap before puberty. This thread makes no sense.

>>85315181

Uh, yes you can. I was 8 when Titanic was on VHS and I figured it out.

>>85314425
What a little virtue signaling faggot.

>>85310333
happy place... my happy place...

>>85315181
hahahaha look at this faggot

>No late 90s WWE divas

plebs

>>85315181
I literally remember the first time that stuff came out after I jerked off. For so long that never happened.

>>85315313
This. I found if you press on your dick just right, it feels fucking great.

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>>85312983
I'm nearly certain this scene was the cause of my first boner, it would explain a lot. I've been searching my entire life for similar porn but there's nothing out there beyond bad fan cosplay pictures. It doesn't even need to be someone dressed as an alien, just anything with a similar tone.

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also adulthood

>>85315405
this, Trish Stratus was my first fap

>>85315510
Yiff in hell

>>85310930
She was the female lead in Tron as well.

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Probably not a fap cause I was very young, but she let me feeling funny in my pants.

>>85313922
I had a vhs tape with that recorded and used to watch the ads on repeat

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>>85310991
it was prime Sharon Stone your dad knew you couldn't help yourself although I think she looks best in Total Recall

>>85314992
Yeah as far as I remember she doesn't ever show up again. But I'm not watching that new 24 show with the black guy.

>>85315505
You mean where the girl is doing something sexy and then has a wardrobe malfunction right before suddenly dying?

The green bitch with her awesomely slutty costume and her nip slip always did it for me when I was young but the part where she gets dropped in the pit was a bit of a mood killer.

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>>85316070
Getting dropped into the pit was the best part, anon. Poor taste.

>>85314534
lost a few nuts to this scene, started my fetish with flat pancake tits

>>85311943
>protruding ribs and pelvic bones

no thanks

>>85316430
There are some low budget horror movies that I think would cater to your fetish. Humanoids From the Deep, Galaxy of Terror, Forbidden World, and Planet of Dinosaurs to name a few.

>>85311270
>JJL had a better scene in the same movie.

This is a ridiculous opinion and I guarantee it's shared by a VAST minority.

>>85310573
Nice choice

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>>85310573

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>>85315405
>Divas before
>Divas now

What happened, /tv/?

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>>85316999
Any clips? The problem with movies is that they tend not to be shot in a way that's easy to jack off too, there's too much pausing and rewinding involved.

>>85308591
Why does Beyonce look so white now? Is she ashamed?

>>85317216
Most of the movies I listed can be viewed for free on youtube or someplace similar, and clips of the relevant scenes are usually on the first page of search results.

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>>85317189
I don't watch wrestling anymore but i think i read somewhere that they aren't even called divas anymore.

what's that exercise video called?

>>85313321
lmao everyone laugh at this WoW nerd

>>85315174
All the people

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>>85310998
>>85310969
>>85311519
>>85311588

>>85318294
Jesus Christ, thank you!

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some monday night here for ya

>>85317751
Teen Steam?

>>85315505
It's why I liked the asari in Mass Effect

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>>85317124
how did Bud not get a boner?

>>85308252
my girl

it's like the female equivalent of bridge to terabithia

>>85317124
That smooth stomach.

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>>85317124

wew fucking lad

>>85311755
got a webm?

>>85311640
kek

>>85309811
>Implying young thug isn't a reincarnation of shakespeare

>>85312562
Good taste my man.

>>85310991
that never happened btw

>>85309904
Damn she was fine but she needs to chill out

>>85316177
My nig

>>85318521
i cant remember which crew she rolled with, but seeing her in one of the sports illustrated and out of the ring and in the bikini my life changed forever

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>>85324255
Patrician

used to jerk off to the sex scene from the uwe boll bloodrayne movie on netflix.

>>85324364
this was when she was doing the all carb diet fad
made her extra thicc, very nice

>>85324544
That French dude's voice gave you a boner too, eh

>>85324656
you bet your ass

>>85312608
So was I at the time

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I still fap to this.

>>85312562
>>85312562
>>85312562

THIS THIS THIS

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pic related

>>85312404

honorable mention

someone post alyssa milano workout video pls

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Hotter than Slave Leia.

Did any other Canadians or similar off-brand country dwellers see "I Was a Sixth Grade Alien"? Do you remember the blue skinned/haired/whatever girl named Blur? I had the biggest crush on her but have never found a screenshot of what she looked like in the show. I only have vague memories.

>>85317256
she is what black people call a "coon" she bleached her skin. I don't know why someone like Jay Z is still married to her.

>>85317256
>>85326220

She's exactly the same color.

Elvira

>>85311584
you think kids are supposed to be attracted to adults?

>>85309811
>>85310161
Rick James made a good point that a lot of the inner city schools stopped music programs because prior to the 70s, you had access to instruments. While he wasn't a big fan of sampling, he understood it.

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>>85308007

>>85309811
They still make it but dumb ass white people only support the bad ones.

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>>85308007
I developed a weight gain fetish at an early age, I made my first girlfriend drink a cup of butter.

>>85311593
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>85329131

>>85308007

Oh boy here come the 2011 clips.

>>85313068
it's hard for me to watch that show because of how insanely beautiful she is

>>85324364
imagine, a whole movie shot in a kmart didn't do well

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>>85308007

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>>85329180
da phuc

>>85312366

I've blown a load to this scene 100s of times. When he takes the panties off fughhhhhhhh

>>85329180
>sexually aroused by American mediocrity
did Judge Judy turn you on too?

>>85314534

>tfw this will soon be the future because equality and shit liberals want
>tfw I have to try and hide my boners

>>85326009

One of my first ever faps. Still watch it sometime and imagine her just grinding on his cock

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>>85331401
Best qt in film