>One will protect you >the rest will try to kill you Pick

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Bond could be hit in the face with a nuke, somehow survive, and end up fucking that nuke's wife and daughter.

However, everyone around him dies.

James Bond is just the Brit's last ditch attempt at appearing masculine and, even then, its just a long drawn out Columbia Pictures commercial.

>>85305069
it all depends on whether Jackie doesn't want any trouble and if he has to protect a priceless but frail artifact from being broken

Actually, let's make it more interesting

Which one would have the best odds of defeating everyone else? The others work together against the one you choose

>>85305069
Jackie Chan

>>85305069
Jackie Chan

>>85305162
the artifact is in the shape of a baby placed on top of a ladder

>>85305221

Rambo knows better how to survive and make traps
Rest are just in open battles

>>85305069
I'd pick James Bond, unlike the other characters he never even took a hit

Wick

you're fucked no matter what. 1 v 7 is basically impossible

>>85305069

Arnold

John wick is the only correct choice

>>85305589
the only good answer

>>85305069
John McLane but I'm going to have to be able to help in some way

>>85305069
Does Jackie have a baby inside a ladder factory?

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>>85305370
Just because he doesn't get hit, doesn't mean you survive.

You will die, you are going to be covered in a substance (oil, gold, something else liquid), and when James Bond finds you he will make sure to take his finger and slowly caress your back and dead asshole.

>>85305295
Then youre doomed.

>>85305370
I never got the meme of Bond being an "invincible superspy". Even in the older movies, he would get roughed up a lot before he came out on top in the end.

I think it was Brosnan's more traditional action hero portrayal with him machingunning dozens of henchman.

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>>85305782
He'll give you a little sniff too.

Gotta sniff that dead asshole. Dead assholes always smell the best. Wonder what /tv/'s dead asshole smells like.