Why did the new Spiderman suck so much ass?

kids film kek

>>85302524
I've always wanted to know if he warned Disney/Sony ahead of time he was planing to do this.

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>>85302951
I wonder if they knew they had picked such a raging homosexual to play Spider-Man

>>85302524
Just when I thought I couldn't hate the little fag more, I see this shit

>>85302524
shitty cgi
Tony Stark as Peter's mentor instead of Uncle Ben
diversity bullshit

>>85303336
Clearly he's fucking some slob jew producer

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>>85303411
obligatory

>>85302524

The Tomy Stark modified spider suit was fucking gay and caused more problems than it solves.

>instant kill mode

Why does Spiderman need a mode? He Is already supposed to have super strength which is strong enough to kill a normal human if he doesn't mentally hold himself back.

The only saving grace was Marisa Tomei and Vulture

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>literally 5 seconds into the film someone is chastised for calling native Americans "Indians"
>literally 10 seconds in a black school news reporter is macking on blonde white girl
>the new black Mary Jane's WE speech about how the Washington monument was built by slaves
>both of Peter Parker's love interests are black
>villain's wife is black
>Peter's Mexican school rival has a white blonde girlfriend
>the oh so edgy /b/ Fuck Marry Kill scene with high schoolers fantasizing about old men, also participated in by a gay male
>Aunt May’s “Gay is OK!” speech

etc. etc.etc.

When is enough enough? I find myself more and more only watching old movies/shows.

>>85303411
It's a high school Disney sitcom
miscegenation in every couple shown
Quips every 10 seconds
Hardly any action

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>>85303336
The minute he asked if his best friend could come live with him in America and be his PA the signs should have been clear.

>>85302524
>3rd weekend: 20million
>WW's 3rd weekend: 41million
WONDERED

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>>85303450
He'd never debase himself like that
>>85303595
It's painfully obvious, the constant pictures and videos they take of each other, the cutesy tweets, never being apart, a fucking romantic weekend at a BnB for Christmas and so on...

>>85302524
You can only remake Iron Man so many times before people catch on. That's why only teenagers watch capeshit. By the time they become adults, they catch on to the formula and grow out of it.

>>85302524
woah Im impressed tehy kept his faggotry under relative wraps until the movie came out.

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>>85303849
This was before the movie came out. and no they didn't, though suddenly a bunch of rumors about him dating MJ came out so they're trying now.

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>>85304101
He doesn't even seem to be really trying to play along with those either. He'd rather post cute snaps of his boyfriend on Instagram

>>85302524
CAUSE MY WEB JUNK

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>>85304295
Bit difficult to beard 3 people who have no interest in it.

More importantly, where's his?

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>>85304485
They can't even tweet straight

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>>85304486
Right here baby

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>>85304485
>>85304642
My mom used less emojis than these two in the 1st couple of weeks after she discovered them.

>>85304678
b-brap?

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>>85304800

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>this thread
T-these are shops, right? There's no way he is this much of a faggot. Right!?

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>>85305172
All he does is fag it up with other boys

>>85305218
>>85305254
No wonder the kikes praised his ""performance"" in Homeflopping so much. It all makes sense now

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>>85305172
He's either gay, or the campest straight kid ever.

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>>85305346
Same goes for his boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8lP5Ae0nv0

They lost the heart and soul of spiderman, this is a film made for 15 year old boys and girls who think spidey is cute.

But what I don't get what the fuck happened with Tony Stark's logic during the movie.

>Spiderman tries to stop a weapons deal on the boat
Stark: You're the fucking worst spiderman, give me your suit you don't deserve it!!

>Spiderman crashes a massive transport plane 5 feet from thousands of people. Mere chance prevented a second 9/11.
Stark: Woah nice one spiderman! You destroyed a multi-billion dollar plane and put millions of lives in needless risk, but you somehow saved the day. You can now become an avenger! :DDDDDD

>being close to your male friends means you are gay

are americans really this insecure?

>>85302524
>As to whether he’s gay or not? My money is that Tom Holland is heterosexual. Holland has this carefree confidence about him; that’s to say that if he were gay, he would be out there being gay and saying so. Holland also doesn’t seem to care what people think of his close friendship with Osterfield whereas closeted-stars usually do their best to cover-up anything that can be perceived as gay, even the smallest hints of their sexuality (especially with guys they’re dating).

OK this fag makes a compelling argument.
If he is gay what doesn't he come out already.

I mean he could say he is bi or something.

Like being gay doesn't nets you brownie points with SJW journalists.
On the other hand white straight guys will always be considered the enemy.

>>85305493
gay doesn't sell and profit matters far more than whatever brownie points you get for being it, he has a lot of teen girls that love him too, still, coming out as bi would be less risky than gay

>>85303571
Maybe the drive to tear down the Washington Monument will finally cause the race war I've dreamed about

Why are dc dopinders larping as /pol/ but crying when /tv/ and /pol/ attack brownwashed fishman?

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DCucks are seething at Spiderman. First they're trying to say it's flopping because of "forced" diversity. Now Tom Holland is gay. Meanwhile this is reality.

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>>85305493
What about playing dressup with your brother and "friend" that's pretty gay particularly if you wore a thong in same outfit.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BWtCVNhAuTV/

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>>85305881
>Will my arsehole ever be the same again?

>>85306058

Good outfit desu.

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>>85306105
I genuinely love the clothes he wears

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>>85302524
I want to fuck Tom Holland

>>85303571
Just watch old movies. this "gayisok" phase will die real fast. Just like multicuntural is dying.

>>85306105
>>85306257
Faggots

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>>85304800
>>85305087
>>85304642
They're so adorable together it hurts

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>>85305400
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUpY6PmBQcq/

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>>85306352
I want to be his boyfriend
>>85306494
They're the cutest couple ever

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>>85305881
>Harrison wearing the spidey suit

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>>85306494

>>85306494
>>85306544
You ever see the Instagram live where he shows you their apartment in Atlanta? It's so domestic I think I got diabetes.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68T9R3vTyhc

>>85306679
So adorable :3
I want a boyfriend!

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>>85306679
That was too fucking cute. Oh my God.

fags need to leave you genetic abominations

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>>85307274
Make me tough boy

Tobey was the best Spiderman, and the only reason you lot like this one is cus you want to fuck the fag ruining the name.

Get back to 8ch.

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>>85307274
Suck my cock
>>85307382
Tom's objectively the best Spidey and Peter Parker though

how's his foot game?

Do you think that he had experimental, curious experiences with other guys at school?

How many of your classmates did you fuck?

>>85307274
homosexuality isn't genetic.

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>>85307468
Not even a footfag but I'd kiss his feet
He definitely did, especially considering he went to an all-boys school before his specialist performing arts one.
I wanted to make up a hot story but really, none... I was touchy feely and kissy but that's it

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>https://www.instagram.com/p/BMAKzwyAnvk/

>>85307468
I'm a TA and I fucked one of my freshman students. We're dating now

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the dance off with Iron Man wasn't bad

>>85305400
you just know they fucked

I think you're a fag if you don't want to fuck Tom Holland. That's one nice young man right there.

>>85303571
but American Indians prefer "Indian" over Native American. That's so stupid

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>the new Spider-man is a literal faggot

But why?

>the plot twist is that peter ends up with a dude

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>>85307721
>That loving smile
My heart...

>https://twitter.com/showdavida/status/883066931678502914

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>>85307920
What does the actor's sexuality have to do with anything?

maguire wasn't a fag. maguire is the white man's spiderman

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>>85307970

>>85307862
Holy shit! Batman is like, "Hmm, I'm not sure about this one." Then in comes the dancing emo Spider-Man. WTF is going down here?

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>>85307896
If you wouldn't have sex with Tom Holland then you're not even human. He's a once in a millennium kind of guy.

What's with all these people calling Holland a fag? Isn't he dating that Zendaya chick?

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>>85308003
>he declined to bang prime KDunst

yeah, nah, he was also a fag

>>85307978
spiderman is canonically straight, that's why it's annoying. Wont matter unless they actual make him gay thiough

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>>85306370
>this "gayisok" phase will die real fast.
People have been saying that since the 90s
Just like multicuntural is dying
Lol

>>85308003
This

>>85308096
Nah, that was some forced lie that even they deny

>>85308106
Tobey was in the pussy posse.

>>85308096
There was a blind item shared on gossip sites that seemed to allude to Sony planting stories in the media claimed to be from anonymous sources insisting the two of them were dating in order to cover up him being gay and help market their movie, and then sure enough that's what ended up happening. News stories popped up claiming they were together.

>>85308124
The character wasn't gay in the movie. Why are you so bootyblasted?

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>>85308271
I honestly don't get this Tom and Harrison don't even hide it. Just let them be happy.

Imagine you are wrapping your lips around Tom Holland's cock. You have not a single care in the world. ARE YOU GAY YET?

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>>85308319
Sony are sad cunts, I think the leaked emails more than proved that.

>>85308319
Actually they went on to deny it as >>85308188
said (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4694640/Zendaya-Tom-Holland-dating-year.html) so I guess it wasn't some conspiracy by Sony to help market their movie. Maybe just People magazine capitalising on the movie's release or believing too heavily in the veracity of blind items.

There was another item that claimed they'd been dating in secret for over a year, and that's what People reported.

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>>85308369
I imagine that every day

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He also introduces him to random celebrities

> So we were at the premiere for 'Civil War' and one of our producers, Nate, came up to me and was like, 'Dude, Mark Hamill would like to meet you.' I was like, 'That's crazy, I'll meet him, yeah. He wants to meet me?'"

Tom admitted the situation took an especially surreal twist when Mark casually name-dropped Harrison Ford, who played Han Solo in the 'Star Wars' movies, into the conversation.

He told Collider: "I went over and sat down with him ... I was with my buddy Harrison and I was like, 'Hey Mark, lovely to meet you. This is my friend Harrison.' And then Mark was like, 'Hey, I have a friend called Harrison.'

"In my head, I was like, that's kind of random that he has a friend called Harrison, too. And it wasn't until, like, five minutes into the conversation that I realised he means Harrison Ford!"

>>85303454
Fuck this, contrarianism desu. I just saw the movie and it looked good. It was very fun and very funny. This shitty screenshot meme posting is stale at this point. I'd watch it a second time.

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>>85308435
He talks about him all the time.
>"Harrison does the dishes."

http://nerdist.com/nerdist-podcast-tom-holland/ In this interview as well

>>85308435
Maybe Tom Holland is just a needy bitch who needs another man to lean on and Harrison is happy to tag along and fulfil that purpose if it means he gets to experience some of Tom's fame?

how can one man be so gay and yet not come out of the closet

>>85308536
Unsupportive parents/growing up in a homophobic shithole that cements your views that being publicly gay makes you a second class citizen and an easy target for bullying and ridicule in a lot of people's minds

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>>85308536
I reckon he will at some point soon enough.

>>85308408
>actually they denied it!

you cant be this stupid

>>85308522

Whatever the reasons they seem to enjoy each other's companies. They're either fucking each other or they're best buds. Honestly I couldn't care either way. Tom seems like a genuine chap that got a chance to make it big and is enjoying himself with someone who he obviously cares for.

I'm jealous, I wish I had that kind of relationship with a bro and be filthy rich to enjoy it.

>>85308639
If it was a Sony plant then why would they deny it?

>>85308661
Yeah I'm incredibly envious of his perfect life

>722
pathetic post not even worthy of a (You)

>>85308612
I agree, but I don't think that's the case for them.

>>85308682
>why would you deny a conspiracy to make your gay actor look straight when you were trying to make your gay actor look straight?

anon

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>>85308522
Well they same codependent as hell either way.

>>85308722
>confirms it
nice job

>>85308704
>>85308661
>tfw not in a 10/10 twink couple enjoying life to the fullest

>>85308834
It's not denying the conspiracy though, it's denying the truthfulness of the rumours which doesn't help them at all.

I mean maybe you're right, maybe it was just reverse psychology but their denials didn't seem defensive to me. They just seemed to call attention to how unbelievable the rumour was in the first place.

>>85308106
Because doing so would prompt him to continue doing so, which would prompt him to begin a realtionship, which would prompt his enemies to go after her, which would get her hurt or killed, then no more banging prime Dunst.

>>85308857
Is Harrison in the film? As an extra or something?

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>>85308857
https://twitter.com/hazosterfield_s/status/809803966460686336

>>85308704
>>85308947
>10/10 couple
>perfect life
huh?

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>>85309097
Yeah they're a 10/10 couple and they have a perfect life going around the world with all the money they could ever want.

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>>85308906
>confirms it
Confirms being anti-enabling the mentally ill? Sick burn.

>>85309060
Here's the story, though I don't remember this scene so I guess it got cut. Why Holland felt the need to help adjust his costume >>85308857 I leave to our imagination.


>Did you need to take a few days off?

>Holland: It was right at the end, so I managed to get through it. The funny thing is, I think one of my last shots of the movie was me chasing a bus, and I couldn't do it. My best friend Harrison was my assistant while we were out there so we dressed him up like me and had him run. So Harrison has a little cameo in the movie, which is great.

>>85309123
Just getting mad and digging in with the hate speech after someone mentions the existence of homophobic bullying confirms that coming out is a hassle and worth avoiding is possible

No memes, I met the black Mary jane at a death grips show in may.

Im currently in america working in sound design/ mixing and was doing a death grips concert and she WS there with some white girl and gay looking male friend.
Noticed her during some song about taking drugs and fucking girls (I dont listen to them) something about wanting and needing it or some shite. She was ass grinding her female friends crotch and stuck her tongue out at me when she caught me looking.
Only recently do I realize she's in spiderman films which is odd.

>>85309122
Neither of them is a 10 though. They're both average or slightly above average depending on the lighting.

And I don't think they have perfect lives. Their relationship seems co-dependent as that other anon said, it's weird that they spend so much time together and don't seem to have any other close friends and the fact they seem to be closeted despite their intentionally public lifestyle and Tom starring as a straight character in a huge franchise series must come with an immense amount of pressure and secrecy.

being a gay twink star in Hollywood sounds like the comfiest life outside of a few old cocks ramming ur ass every now and then

>>85309174
Because this was believable

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>>85309174
I can buy the idea that she's a lesbian

CGI suit was shit
No iconic scene of spidey swinging through NYC

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Here they are younger taking part in a well known Homosexual ritual.

>>85309247
In ten years his fame will be gone and he'll have nothing but the money. And a dummy might think that's enough but when you have enough money it stops being an object. It's the attention and admiration you want back.

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>>85306058
>wearing that much makeup

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>>85309167
>homophobic bullying
>implying homosexuality is normal and they are not a mentally ill degenerates who are used as pawns to cause further damage to society
sure thing

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>>85309306
There's a video of a younger Harrison where he's just squirting whipped cream into his mouth all day whilst looking at the camera, I need to find it again

>>85309348
Piss off you sad twat. Do you ever get bored of talking utter shit?

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>>85309306
>Homosexual ritual

So is his Harrison friend an actor? He could work as Harry Osborn

it was actually p great
the 9/11 rubble scene felt pretty weird and out of place tho

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>>85309366
This one?

why is everybody acting as if they're trying to hide the fact that they're gay when they clearly aren't

>>85309404
>Piss off you sad twat. Do you ever get bored of talking utter shit?
>I think this >>85308722 should be accepted as normal!
>I am not crazy it's everyone else!
sure thing, bud

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>>85309454
Yeah he is, Tom's always trying to help him audition and get roles, loads of people think he'd be a great Harry Osborne and obvious him and Tom have great chemistry, it's just as to whether or not he can play the character well enough. I'm sure he could.
>>85309510
Nice, that's the one.

>>85308612
OH NO! Certainly not the case here on /tv/!

>>85309348
>the same old tired /pol/ talking points
homosexuality isn't a mental illness and there's no grand jewish conspiracy to destroy western civilisation through the portrayal of gay characters in popular media

>>85309519
Are you some sort of bigot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7T6qU16fT4

>>85302524

Because you're a hipster who has to hate the MCU since it's extremely popular and successful.

>>85309557
The chemistry between them would be magic for Peter and Harry

>>85309519
You fucking dopey cunt, you've just made the assumption that because I'm okay with homosexuality, I'd also be okay with that too.

>>85309563
What are you talking about?

>>85309519
There is literally nothing wrong with getting a sex change operation

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>>85309511
>they're trying to hide the fact that they're gay when they clearly aren't
Sometimes I think they're playing a game with the studios. They even share clothes
>https://twitter.com/hazosterfield/status/773651357484085254

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>>85309576
>homosexuality isn't a mental illness

>>85309709
Has anyone had the heart to tell you yet that you're mistaking homosexuality for transgenderism?

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>>85309680
Tom even gave Harrison a necklace which he wears all the time now

>>85309557
That would be great, and even a good backdoor to 'Hobbie' Ned.

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>>85309770
>you're mistaking homosexuality for transgenderism
OH VEZ MEAR

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>>85309709
>>85309519
>>85309437
>>85309348
Take your sad crusade somewhere else

>>85309511
Don't you think it's weird that they only hang out with each other and that they often take pictures with each other half naked? They also do oddly intimate things with each other, like the tandem bike or tying each other's shoes, or sharing clothes.

Or do you think this is all normal and platonic?

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>>85309772
I'd give him a pearl necklace if you know what I mean

>>85309772
The axe thing one right. I think that's them sharing again. Or they just have matching necklaces. Which is actually gayer.

>>85309917
Based Gay Tom is the only Tom

>>85309772
How hasn't some hotel worker leaked a video of them fucking by now? Even just audio from the next room of them fucking? I feel like if they were actually gay, with all the travelling they do someone would've caught them being intimate by now.

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>>85309772
>>85309949

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>>85309917
Oh and sleep together
>the two phones
>>85309940
Nice. Very nice.
>>85309949
Yeah that's the one
>>85309980
I honestly have no idea, they must be careful. Though Tom does tip generously, like that BnB guy he gave £100 even though he started recording him on camera without his permission.

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>>85309986

>>85309306
Smacking yourself in the face with a mackerel is a well known homosexual British ritual.

>>85309917
I think you misread the post you're replying to

>>85308106
>he was also a fag

Ever heard of they pussy posse? Fuckin faggot. Also his dick is like 9 inches long

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>>85310013
If he's recording himself wouldn't that that imply there are likely three phones in the room?

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>>85302524
STOP IT BONER

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>>85309867
SLAY!!!

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>>85307805
Why are so many Hollywood celebrity cross dress their kids? What's their end game?

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>>85310668

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>>85310722

>>85305440
He was fine with him at the end cos he saved his stuff because tony stark is a selfish jew

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>>85310556
Oh shit
Maybe he used a tablet? Maybe there are three phones... Something fucky's going on here

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>>85310698
>>85310668
>>85310722
>>85310755
Hmm, I wonder what is behind this?

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>>85308722
How far did you make it /pol/? I had to stop at 45 seconds.

>>85306370
People like you are the reason both things will never die and swallow us in the end. Enjoy your apathy.

>>85303336
>>85303595
>>85304295
>>85304485
>>85304642
Why I find closet homos so funny?

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POWERFUL

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>>85310722
So he ended up being straight?

>So what did you do on Saturday night anon?
>Oh I spammed pictures of trannies on an anonymous mongolian throat singing forum because I fucking hate them so much, all I can think about is trannies and their weird cocks and tits, I've got so many images of them

>>85310765
Yes and on top of that, his real intention was to force Peter into publicly outing himself as the Spider-Man, just like he tried to hold everyone else responsible but himself with the signing of the Sokavia Accord.

>>85310556
If you were trying to keep it lowkey that you were fucking you probably wouldn't sleep in the same bed anyway

>>85311035
I don't think they've ever even tried to keep it lowkey

>>85310938
Does shitposting /pol/ propaganda pictures in gay threads on /tv/ actually help further your agenda? Or do you just do it because it helps soothe the intense anger you feel towards gay people?

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>>85309437
HOW IS THAT NOT CHILD ABUSE???

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>>85310768
I dread to think. The only other guy they seem close to on Spider-Man is Ned Leeds. Maybe the swerve is they're both fucking Zendaya.

>>85311101
Well we're still in doubt about it. If housekeeping could figure out they'd slept in the same bed and posted a picture of it as proof it'd kind of ruin the ambiguity don't you think?

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>>85311105
>is pro gay
>gets mad people post pictures of gays
um, what's your problem then?

Does someone have the webm of OP's gif?

>>85310870
What was it?

>>85311135
How horribly grim that would be. Almost retched at the thought.
>>85311148
That's a real big stretch, they usually spend a lot of times in rented places rather than hotels, I doubt they have housekeeping, and housekeeping probably wouldn't even register it, or care, what could they even prove?

>Why did the new Spiderman suck so much ass?

It's soulless. Peter has no hero qualities. No sense of personal responsibility. Just look at how his ignorance almost got everyone killed in the Washington monument. He's actually praised as a "hero" even though the entire incident was his fault in the first place.

Every moment of this film is also liberal propaganda. Personally, I'm a Democrat and a bit of a lefty. However even I don't want to have someone telling me what they thing I want to hear for an entire film. I also don't want the taint of political opinions effecting my escapism.

In short. This movie was shit.

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>>85311148
How do people normally do it? At a guess Pre-mess up Harrisons bed so it looks slept in, then put a do not disturb sign on both doors, and have a gay old time.

>>85311184
>pictures of gays
>photo of a drag queen wearing a tiara coated with HIV+ blood
Is it just the (You)'s that are enough for you? Is being convincing not needed?

>>85302524

It didn't, you just hate everything OP

>>85311226
If you cleaned a hotel room for such a big, currently relevant name you wouldn't be curious?

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Spider-Man falls in love with his best friend.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the boy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of BOY'S LOVE.

>>85311420
A boy boy in boy boy a boy.

Boy to boy, boy is buoyed b(o)y a boy ex boy with the boy's boy boy. Never buoying the boy boy boy, boy boy boys boy, and is overbuoyed to boy boy that boy boy a boy on boy as boy.

Boy, the boy boy, when boy boys the boy boy's boy to the boy, boy only boy at boy boy a buoyed boy. Boy some boy, boy boys out that the boy he buoyed is boy the boy boy boy boy in boy boy. In boy, boy boy boy in boy boy at boy. Boy is the boy's boy boy boy, who boy boy in boy boy the boy's boy AU boy, boy too is boy boy of boy boy.

Buoys ensue as the boy boy up a boy to boy boy boy their boy, boy boy boy in order to boy the boy with the boy they boy to boy the boy of their boy boy. Boy the two buoy their boy boy boy, BOY boy as they boy to boy in boy with boy boy boy and boy the BOY of BUOY.

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>>85311420
fucking kek

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>>85311309
Serious question... so sticking your dick in another man's asshole = normal

dressing in drag = not normal

Where (and how) do you draw the line? Serious question.

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>>85311420

>>85311420
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139

Half the budget went into RDJ pocket alone.

>>85311309
>photo of a drag queen wearing a tiara coated with HIV+ blood.
LOL thats the huffington post for you.
Shouldn't you be mad at the media that post that shit?.

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>>85311420
Is his alternate universe counterparts Toby Maguire and Andrew Garfield?

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Anyone have the video where he asks Harrison if the Spider-Man doll is more flexible than he is in real life?

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>>85311720
http://spideycentral.tumblr.com/post/162337832866/instagram-tomholland2013#container

>>85311699
I care more about the /pol/ shitters using it as ammunition to try to characterise gay people as mentally ill. Especially on /tv/. Get back to your board.

>>85311513
??? anyone

>>85311780
That's the one. I love how his brother suddenly disappears before he asks that.

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#notmyspiderman

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>>85311862
kek
I wonder how he copes with his overly gay big brother and his boyfriend
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUDzGc1ht1J/

>>85310938

Pride parades are gross. More news at 11.

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>>85311905
Pretty well all things considered. There's a video out there of Sam Holland drunkenly glomping him as well so they all seem to like him.

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>no one is born ga-

>>85310902
you relate to it

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>>85312076
They're all just so adorable

>>85311513
these people legitimately need to be gassed

>literal Spider-Twink thread

fitting.

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>>85307274
HAHAHA cry harder

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>>85312144

>>85312173
I'm gay and I can't really disagree with that

>>85312218
where is this from?

Think he's under some sort of contract stating he can't be officially homo while being Spider-Man or something?

I mean he pretty much is officially gay on social media, but the implication that either Disney or Sony don't want him to refer to a guy as his boyfriend is still fairly shady. It's the current year etc.

>>85312218
>filename
kek

>>85312218

Movie-themed popcorn commercial. There's another for Wonder Woman.

>>85312384
>He got Harrison a role for it
Cute
>>85312323
A lot of actors are under contracts like that. Even if they're not, they wouldn't dare come out, it ruins your chances of being a leading man or love interest.

>>85312292
Took me forever to find. Harry's in it too.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g51dsKTIQuk

>>85308722

What's the problem? I don't care what other people do with their own bodies. I thought that was interesting to see.

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>>85312384
>>85312424
>>85312526
That's adorable

>>85312526
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g51dsKTIQuk
Thanks anon!

>>85312424
Works alright for Neil Patrick Harris.

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>the absolute amount of faggots in this thread

>>85312614
He came out after being cast as a womanizer and the role became attached to him.

>>85307902
no they dont

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>>85312961
;^)

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>>85312961
>2017
>Not being at least bi

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Even if they are just friends I really want to know the dynamics that you know your mates grandparents enough for them to be comfortable hugging you.

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>>85313231
Maybe they're out to their family

>>85307902
>>85313036
Who gives a fuck what they want? They should all be dead.

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Holland in drag does things to me.

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>>85313533
He's blatantly sexualising himself and it's incredibly dangerous. He's too hot.

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>>85313287
I can just see the conversation that lead to this,
>Hey Tom me and your grandma are coming out to see you. Why don't you bring your best friend out as well. You know how we love him.

>>85313533
>>85313623
You just know Tom gave Harrison a private show in their room.

>>85313696
It's only fair, Harrison was in the audience, probably had a raging hard on that was killing him.

>>85306370
You've been saying that since the 90's. You lost. We won. Face reality.

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>>85313727
>>85313696
>Harrison ripping off those pantyhose

No wonder most of you are loners, that's how best friend's act.

>"Omg they touching and shit"

Really? Maybe get out more and you'll see this is normal.

>>85313884
>Tearing those clothes off him to get at what he really wants underneath

>>85313910
You take bare-chested selfies in bed with your best pals on a regular basis?

>>85313910
I fucking wish the best and closest friends I've had were that close and touchy with me.

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>>85308519
>http://nerdist.com/nerdist-podcast-tom-holland/
Jesus that gets gay.. About midway through he just stops saying "I" about what he's up to, and switches to "we" because Harrison is there.

>>85313910
This thread is full of faggots. Faggots know one when they see one.

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>>85314240
Yeah I noticed that, they just act like a couple
>Harrison, Tom and RDJ
Fucking every time that picture gets posted the RDJ joke gets made and it always makes me laugh God damn it

>>85309276
shes got a nigger boyfriend

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>>85314240
It's great, also.
>Tom: Harrison whats that racing comedy I always watch?
>Harrison: Talladega Nights

>>85303571

Its never enough.

The message is pushed in the news, in tv, in movies, in books, and now in comic books, vidya, and card games.

You will not escape it, bigot.

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>>85314581
Christ they're adorable aren't they?

>>85314210
I have a nice body and don't mind taking my shirt off in front of other guys. I'm secure in my sexuality, unlike you.

You guys honestly sound like little beta bitches.

>Omg two guys took a video with no shirts on! GAAAYYYYY!

Literal idiots.

>>85314715
Why so assmad?

>>85314715
That's not what we're saying though...

>>85314771
Can't help myself when I see stupid comments and threads. People should feel bad and get called out for their stupidity.

>>85311513
Is there not an answer? Still waiting.

>>85314878
>People should feel bad
Good luck with that.

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>>85314704
Yeah.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4IxzWSBWmc&t=14m42s

>>85303571
>IM WHITE AND AFRAID OF EVERYTHING

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>>85315069

>>85315015
Well at least you know youre stupid. I'm out.

Currently, Homecoming stands at $465 mil worldwide. Amazing Spiderman 2 made $700 mil worldwide.

Why is Homecoming being called a massive success in the media.

>>85315265
Movie has only been out for two weeks, AMS2 had a budget of 250 mil, Homecoming 175.

The Amazing verse wasn't thrown out of the window by Sony because it didn't make money (though they were hoping for actual billions) but because it was hated by both critics and audiences. Homecoming is a critical success. .

You will have to be this gay to get in Hollywood movies if you are white

>>85315635
Sign me up

>>85315487
>AMS2 had a budget of 250 mil
According to Wikipedia it was 200 mil.

>The Amazing verse wasn't thrown out of the window by Sony because it didn't make money (though they were hoping for actual billions) but because it was hated by both critics and audiences. Homecoming is a critical success. .
I mentioned nothing of this. What I said was why is the media claiming that Homecoming is some box office smash when in actuality it's radically underperforming (as you said, it's a critical success). And even though it's been out for 2 weeks, how much more do you expect it to make?

>>85315487
Amazing movies were profitable but they wanted billions. So they make the marvel deal and pay Downey $50 mil to get those iron man bux, and it ends up making the same amount as Amazing Spider Man 1

the studio shill blogs will act like its a success but the bigwigs are booty blasted harder than Harrison over this

>>85315850
AMS2 put a stink on Spider-Man, it was that shitty of a movie.

>>85313287
Tom's dad almost outed him once.

is this guy 30 or 17? I can't tell

>>85315911
By that logic Batman vs Superman should have put a stink on Wonder Woman.

A great Spider-Man movie could have made huge money. Instead we got a diversity driven CW high school show with a talking Iron Man Spider-Man suit and a new fat best friend.

>>85315995
Story?

>>85315995
Was that in the video where he says "Yeah no he came with his-" and then he just completely changes the subject instantly.

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two straight as nails rugby players from australia.

americans are so insecure, cant even engage in some friendly no homo banter wjth your mates, sad

>>85316175
Rugby players are all bent as fuck

>>85316165
Yeah, this one.

>>85316066
Not that anon, that isn't exactly a fair comparison. Wonder Woman was barely in BVS, and unlike Spider-Man, people haven't already seen her in 5 previous movies in the last 15 years, the last three of them being lackluster to utter shit.

>>85316367
I'll give you that, but people were CRAVING a good Spider-Man movie. I was craving one. Word of mouth on twitter/instagram/snapchat shit is huge nowadays. And the general consensus on them was "eh, it was good"

>>85316367
Spider.Man being rebooted to soon after AMS is also confusing/tiring to some normies.

>>85311420
Pfffft.

>>85316220
Can confirm, used to play rugby in Uni. Lads were always getting their nobs out, waving them and slapping each others arses I quite liked it

>>85316718
Did you get any action?

>>85316718
Love it when even straight lads tease like that

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>>85315995
>>85316165
Got a link?

>>85316913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eMfqnQPzQ0

>>85316175
Off camera hey probably cuddle while the big guy grabs his sack and runs his hand up and down his shaft a few times, you know for shits and giggles..

Because who doesn't play with their best mates nipples now and then?

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>>85317065
To be fair he could have been about to say anything there.

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>>85311420
Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

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>>85317181
I can only get so hard anon

I'm not convinced, this is all very speculative with nothing solid.

Especially since it makes sense that gay men would want him to be gay.
I myself am gay and want him to be gay as well but this isn't compelling evidence.

there isnt compelling evidence against travolta, cruise, jackman, spacey and broderick but everyone knows theyre poofters

>>85306370
You do not seem to understand what demographics are.