/got/ general

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PAN NICE AND /GOT/

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First for best tits on the show. All others are either tiny or flat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQMqaFm5X0&feature=youtu.be&t=3m26s

Friendly reminder.

>>85300870

Why does that man have boobies?

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ITT: We write and try to book Stannis' inevitable return.

HARD MODE: Absolutely no changes to his scenes in S5, and no changes in S6's dialogue.

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Azor Prime

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>>85300806
Dean > Isaac

inb4 deanie weanie jokes

>>85300970
deanie weanie woo

>>85300870

You're wrong, Ros had bigger tits

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this is photoshopped right?

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“He is here. Aegon has been shaped for rule since before he could walk. He has been trained in arms, as befits a knight to be, but that was not the end of his education. He reads and writes, he speaks several tongues, he has studied history and law and poetry. A septa has instructed him in the mysteries of the Faith since he was old enough to understand them. He has lived with fisherfolk, worked with his hands, swum in rivers and mended nets and learned to wash his own clothes at need. He can fish and cook and bind up a wound, he knows what it is like to be hungry, to be hunted, to be afraid. Tommen has been taught that kingship is his right. Aegon knows that kingship is his duty, that a king must put his people first, and live and rule for them.

>>85300970

No discussion
Isaac looks too British

>>85301046
nope, the rest of the quote mentions how its better that Olly kills him off as he's "just a kid" as opposed to Thorne who's a "bad guy"

>>85301047
the prince that was promised.

>>85301047

Too bad he got stoneAIDS from JonCon

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/our girl/

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>>85301046
literally did nothing wrong

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>>85300970
>gets dick out on camera, nobody cares
woo

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>>85301134
fuck d&d for making him part of the stabbing because they had no other named NW characters

>>85300806
How is the Hound related to that home?

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>>85301046
>>85301094

THORNE DID NOTHING WRONG

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>>85301149
when do you think theyll start casting villeneuve's dune? does /got/ agree with pic related?

>>85301169
+ they didn't even make Jon do anything wrong, HE ABANDONED THE NIGHTS WATCH in the book

in the show what was it, he let wildlings through and that's it, fucking hacks

>>85301134
He was a dick to Jon before he was Lord Commander just because he was a Stark bastard.

But if he wasn't a dick, normies might be able to see that he wasn't actually a bad guy and wouldn't enjoy his death scene as much.

>>85301040
Ros was a whooooooooooooooore!

Also hers were a big saggy. Nipples looked more like zits.

>>85300970
what about deaner weener jokes?

>>85301259
i know fucking cunts couldnt even get grrm's cliffhanger right that they had a hardon for.
>Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.
>Your false king's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.

>I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.

>I want my bride back. I want the false king's queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want this wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.

>Ramsay Bolton, Trueborn Lord of Winterfell.

Too bad they never used Mads Mikkelsen or Viggo Mortensen in this show. But I'm still not giving up hope.

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>>85301149

>those hairy hands

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Why don't the zombies just continue going north until they round the globe and come back to the south of westeros? Nobody would expect it

>>85301398
>he prefers hairless prepubescent boys

>>85301047
bfs fuckboy

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85301400
Fantasy worlds arent always a globe. I doubt the Got universe is, and if it is it will never be relevant.

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He rode through the streets of the city,
down from his hill on high,
O'er the wynds and the steps and the cobbles,
he rode to a woman's sigh.
For she was his secret treasure,
she was his shame and his bliss.
And a chain and a keep are nothing,
compared to a woman's kiss

For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm...
For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm...

>>85301253
Paul is fucking terrible.

>>85301585
As a character?

>>85301437

Dark body hair on pale skin looks disgusting no matter the age

>>85301606
The casting. As a character I thought Jessica and Harkonnen were better, considering the pic only.

>>85300913
Brienne looks into the eyes of Stannis as her sword is held above her head.
"Do your duty" the Stag says solemnly, his last words as Brienne swung downward with a rageful wail, Stannis's eyes flinched at his certain fate. A loud crash rang his eardrums, a crash of such magnitude that it reminded him of the Blackwater. His eyes opened too see the large woman's sword dug half way through the tree mere inches above his skull. Brienne's face was bright red with anger as she violently yanked the hunk of metal out of the tree.
"My duty is to protect the children of Catelyn Stark. Yours is to atone for the sins you have committed, consider this the mercy of King Renly."

>>85301047
what is this, fire emblem?

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>>85301390

>>85300870

I want to succ her chavvy, slaggy tits and butst my nut all over her weird brit face

>>85301111
Fuck, Cersei gets all the digits
Where's that screencap of the 7 get

>>85301681
well i disagree. paul is supposed to be a skinny teenage kid with dark hair and an aquiline nose

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>>85300870
queen in the north

>>85301754
that's a big forehead

>>85301607
Jesus christ imagine being this huge of a faggot

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>Oi lass, I'm from the Royal Bureau of Investigations. So you saw the murderer?
>Yeah bro, she said something about the Frey's not having murdered every Stark, and that the North remembers. Short girl, young.
RBI: Wow, looks like we'll never solve this one.
Anyway, tell the Lannister soldiers near The Riverlands that the entire Frey house has been murdered, but don't give any details about the very distinctive killer which at least a dozen servant girls saw.

>>85301046
>david apologists will still pretend that d.b. is the problem

>>85301787

Well it is true
For girls too, have you ever been to Portugal?

So to enjoy this shit now you have to turn your brain off?

>>85301898
Body hair on girls is gross but its fine on guys and the only people that disagree are fucking pedophiles and women

>>85301828

>British "people"

>>85301930
>Body hair on girls is gross
If you're a reptilian. Are you a reptilian?

>>85301930
>he doesnt like some hair on 'gina
weak

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>GRRM's wife is feeding him to death as fast as she can to collect the money
>We will never get WoW because she probably tells him shit like 'It'll be done in it's own time' and 'rushing it would only ruin it' because if the book comes out after his death it'll have mad publicity

>>85301930

Body hair is fine.
But truely black hair on almost white skin is disgusting.
Most paler people have brownish to blonde hair and then it is fine

>>85301964
i dont categorize pubes as body hair

Sophie being lewd

https://imgur.com/9JOf8Ez

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Is he your guy?

>>85301828
"Walder's" speech was cringe worthy idk why the normies needed to be explained what the red wedding was again.

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>I just remembered that d&d butchered the broken man speech
FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THEY GET ANYTHING RIGHT???

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>>85301998
then its fine yo

>>85300806
what does dany smell like?

>>85301572
George has confirmed it's a globe and bigger than our Earth

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>>85301149
thats because it was the most boring """porn""" of all time

>>85301684
>Stannis's eyes flinched
immersion blown.

>>85302056
strong womyn

>>85302056
horsies and sea men

>>85302017
that wasn't a reminder for the audience you dumb fuck

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>>85301347
>*gets eaten by dogs in generic rape revenge fantasy*

>>85301754
>Those pics of her cleavage and her pulling faces

Sauce me, chef.

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>>85302122
>Its not even Theon who does it
>Its some third rate character who always steals better character's plot and dialogue

>>85301580
That's a nice song.

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>>85302030
>just read that chapter today

I dropped GoT after season 3, did I do good ?

>>85302112
>that wasn't a reminder for the audience you dumb fuck

"Luke, remember when I cut off your hand? You'll become exactly like me if you continue down the road you're traveling. The Emperor has already won."

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thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh1XRH4HrOY

>>85301828
Idiot, the servant girls wouldn't rat out a fellow sister. I guess solidarity and honor amongst an oppressed gender is just something men will never understand.

>>85302275
Brienne's book chapters are outside one

>>85302282

No, you should have dropped after S1

>>85302353
*Are great outside one

>>85302242
It's a new one.

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>>85302194
1

>>85302396
For you.

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>>85302194
2

>>85300806
Jaime kills Cersei.
Cleganebowl not happening.
Lady Stoneheart season finale reveal.

>>85302213
>It's a character who is only politically powerful because politically powerful men want to fuck her

The inevitable scene where Sansa outwits LF is going to be completely cringe.

>LF and Sansa playing chess
>LF tries to blackmail her only for Breinne to step out from behind a curtain or some stupid shit
>Sansa smugly knocks his king over with her queen
>"Checkmate."

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>>85302328
>posting irrelevant camera characters

>>85302404
stupid fucking nigger go run Star Wars into the ground but leave lotr and Asoiaf alone

>>85302450
>Lady Stoneheart season finale reveal

I wish, but her body has rotted away by now

>>85300870
That face is the definition of "homely". Jesus. Honestly, if I was a serf and had the chance to be wed to Alys Karstark, I would have to consider my options.

We have the whole season outline anon

>>85302436
>>85302401
Thank you my esteemed brother. Pretty fantastic reaction material.

>>85302404
this is fake, right?

Will The Mountain be useful for the plot, or did Aidan just want a resident big guy on the show?

>>85302498
meant for
>>85302450

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>>85302491
>tfw homely girl fetish

Whats wrong with me? Am I normal?

Reminder that Arya will have a chance to kill Cersei during the cleganbowl but will instead take out Qyburn while he's using necromancy to reinforce Robert Strong.

>>85302536
no

>>85302551
youre just being realistic and making the best of it

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>>85302506
have a bonus

>>85302574
i just looked it up. what a fucking retarded piece of shit.

>>85301046
bullshit
it was the show that made him a bit likeable
in the books he's just an asshole

>>85302597
Not really, I have a nice looking gf. I just like the girls I fap to looking more "normal" and "next door". The more like a model they look, the less interested I am tbqh.

>>85302404
What a dumb bitch whinny asshole. Thank the seven gods HBO didn't bow down to this faggot.

>>85302614
Niggers will ruin everything if given the chance.

>>85301047
>fAegon

>>85302404
we waz medieval an shhiitte.

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Spoiler

Leaked footage of Arya becoming new ruler of seven kingdoms after killing the queen

>>85302404
>Openly states he refuses to watch something that has only white people in it
>Goes on to call a diverse cast of people from all walks of life 'one type' simply because of their skin color

Isn't this sort of maybe a little bit uh, racist?

>>85302683
like your moms pussy
lol

>>85302683
funny, that's how your mother described you

>>85302683

you're not wrong, that's forsure.

GUYS

What if there's an ice dragon in the wall?

>>85302353
>>85302395
yea I am liking Brienne's chapters so far. I feel like they are going to get a lot better with Meribald. Which chapter dont you like? Spoil it

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The Burlington Bar women have their own Youtube show now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkxhPPlF-Ho

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>>85302837
there's Ice Dragons period, fisherman spot them in the far North all the time.

Arya training Lyanna to be a badass ninja FUCKING WHEN?

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>>85302837
no

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when was this originally posted
Was it before or after ep 1

>>85302882
Did the girl in the middle whale up or was she always this fat

>>85302906
Completely forgot this character. Where the fuck is she now?

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>>85302404
There were tons of black people in LOTR

>>85302816
people of color cannot be truly racist as you well know

>>85302918
make the unserious q&a already

>>85302882
>You will never be smothered between Sam's gigantic tittymeats as Morgan blows you and Amelia scowls at you while secretly being jealous of the other girls.

Pretending to be a lefty to bang SJWs feels great.

>>85302112
So what was it? Arya explaining to people what they did? They remember what they did. It's so the audience doesn't say "why is she killing those people". My room mate, who has seen every episode asked "who is that?" when they saw Walder's actor on screen. This is the reality.

>>85302934
There were probably blacks in Lotr, but they werent relevant to the story. Everything happened in a tiny small part of Middle Earth.

>>85302847
its the one where shes saying the "have you seen a fairhaired maiden of yadda yadda" and then she stays in that inn and runs away

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>Arya spares the female freys because of course they can't be held responsible for the actions of their house
>Next scene has Jon, Sansa and the Bear Loli all clamoring for womenfolk to have the same rights and privileges as the fighting men of their houses

>>85302640
>im attracted to ugly girls but my gf is super hot i promise!!

even if youre not lying your position makes no sense; ugly girls always have the best personalities

so is Arya going to be the psychopathic character whose story will show the follies of the endless cycle of hatred, violence, and revenge?

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>no gloves
>no hats
Immersion ruined. I swear these fucking hacks have left LA

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>>85300870
>best tits on the show

>>85303071
Arya spares them because of internalized misogyny making her believe woman are too incompetent to carry any part of the red wedding out. A true feminist would have killed every last Frey.

>>85303117
Can we get an actual compilation?

>>85303137
Nice catch. You're right of course.

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>>85300870
>>85303117
Wrong. this
>>85301040

Such tiny forgetful minds.

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>>85303117
wrong
and then if ros isnt the best, melly sanders is

>>85303159
>1. Tyene
>2. Ros
>3. Melisandre
>4. Missandei
>5. Fake Sansa


>9001. Captain's Daughter
>99001. Daenerys

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>>85303083
uh no sweetie shes one of the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""good guys"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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Yo guys, I just woke up from a coma (car crash) back during season 2

I've got to catch up, but I cant wait to get back into got
Cant wait to see how much of a boss Stannis is all these years later

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>>85303383
Anon I... Yeah.. he's fine..

>>85302960
He's too busy with his sexy Asian wife

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>>85303383

>>85303383
Um.. no sweetie. We Love DANY now.

>>85303341
>joined an assassins cult
>killed two people and fed them to their father in a meat pie
>killed an entire family for the sake of revenge
>good guy

>>85303383
Would you believe me if I told you that GRRM STILL hasn't finished Winds of Winter?

Stannis is gonna lead the undead soon though.

>>85303465
Reminder that Dany has been Stannis Baratheon's heir ever since Shireen died.

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>>85303420
>>85303458
>>85303467
yeah, cant wait to catch up, right now on season 3, really missed Tywin
fuck im hyped, cant get enough of Dance

>>85303465
how, she's been running around a desert all this time, its not like she'll even get back to westeros anytime soon, if ever

>>85303514
not to get political but how'd you feel when you were told Donald Trump was president?

>>85303559
heh, anything would be better than Obama,at least donald is white
whats next, a muslim London mayor

>>85303613
You woke up in the wrong timeline, friend. This is the very rare timeline where there was no nuclear war during the cold war, causing a very strange sequence of events that was not quite "intentional".

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>>85303383
uhhhhhhhhh

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>>85303383
e-everything went great, i'm so jealous.

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>>85303739
heh thats funny
but stannis would never do that, its not in the books you see
stark fags are just jealous
anyways hows my man Joffrey holding up, actors really doing a good job

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MOMMY

>>85301968
would be a good meme but logically she would want the next 2 books to come out as they'll easily be best sellers(perhaps selling more than harry potter even)

>>85303935
Why do women expect equal pay when they pull shit like this all the time

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>>85302404
stupid nog

>>85303514
>You will never be a lowly rank and file soldier in the Lannister army
>You will never nonetheless try your best to be as disciplined and loyal as possible
>You will never, one morning, see Tywin Mothfucking Lannister go riding by on inspection and even give you a brief nod of approval when he sees you already doing maintenance on your gear
>You will never capture the minor son of a minor noble and receive 200 silver stags in ransom, be knighted for your services after a long campaign and retire to a simple tower keep in the westlands overlooking a small farming village of some 40 odd peasants
>You will never die at the cozy age of 62, warm in your bed and content, with your last thoughts being that a Lannister always pays their debts

>>85302882
I can't watch this their fingersnapping triggers back memories of the guy who raped me while snapping fingers. They're very insensitive.

>>85303995
Its complex, but we cant live in a society were women get lower pay just for being women (as in getting pregnant and giving birth). If a woman is the kind of person you want to hire for a job, she is also likely the kind of person that will get pregnant at some point.

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>>85302404
Well, that's a fine argument and all... Let's see what Linda has to say about that.

>>85303935
I wish she gave birth while squatting naked on top of me while I eat peanut butter straight from the jar

>>85304130
I love Linda; always have, always will.

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>>85304130
She is /ourgal/

>>85304192
> :)
What did they mean by this?

>>85304239
Choke on my dick and die. :)

>>85304239
Le Liberal Passive Agressive Face

>>85304239
Emoticons are often used as a way to suggest someone is not in fact frothing at the mouth with rage. Ending an insult or threat with an emoticon is meant to suggest you see the person as insignificant or intended as a final twist of the knife, it harkens back to the days where every argument was about implying the other person was in a current state of emotional turmoil while you are, in fact, perfectly calm.

It's also a very womanly thing to do, I've seen so many letters composed by women that always end with a tiny little insult right at the end of the letter, like a final quick bite before they end the conversation and dart back into the safety of the bushes.

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>>85304042
me mam always told me to eat the contents of my chamber pot for good luck. the big boys would make me eat theirs too for extra good luck during training but Robb Stark killed them, so now i go around digging out the latrines.

>Ed Shereen sings a ballod about bullying

>>85301259
>>85301347

In the books, Jon sends one of the Night's Watch most experienced men (Cotter Pyke) to Hardhome just to get a bunch of Wildlings. He also let the Wildlings through and wanted them to man the old castles and to give NW land to them. Cotter Pyke and his ships haven't returned (and likely won't), all for Wildlings. Whilst the reader may know that allying with the Wildlings is the right thing to do, as the reader has seen what the white walkers are capable of, the NW characters have not seen those. The final nail is when Jon decides to break his vows and take part in politics (though I guess you could argue being threatened by "Ramsay" is a genuine excuse to fight him).

In the show, the NW actually returned from Hardhome, demonstrating just how powerful the white walkers are, and Alliser decides to let them in (for some reason they sailed, got off on the other side of the wall and walked to Castle Black). There is no reason for the NW to kill Jon Snow as he was successful in retrieving the Wildlings with little NW casualties and he has been proven right.

>>85304481
so is this officially the new worst scene in the series

>>85304526
thats exactly what ive been saying since they decided to jerk off to making Hardhome about Jon and how its forgotton and like it never happened because they wanted the book climax

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>>85304507
Haha...

>tfw I'm a basterd and my dad is only really making an effort to connect now that I'm an adult

>>85304548
I don't know if anything could ever top the Sand Snakes vs Jamie and Bronn for the worst scene.

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>>85302122
>>85302213
He should have been killed by his dogs while chasing Sansa and Theon. The dogs have made a bond with Theon and they might like Sansa too (hounds and she was protected by THE HOUND)

So when Ramsay orders them to tear Theon and Sansa apart they turn on him right then and there.


Besides, seeing Roose Bolton and Jon Snow treat before battle would be more interesting anyway.

>>85304548
I liked it. Comfy.

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So did they train her to do voice impressions Braavos too?

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>>85304548
Just wait for the cameo in the next episode.

>>85304548
I think it was charming, but that was probably because I didnt recognize Sheeran from anything. I know his music but never really seen him.

>>85304679
are they from Asshai?

>>85304588

I feel like they weren't going to include the pink letter at first. After all, there's no Mance in disguise, but then decided they needed to include it, meaning that the setup was completely abandoned and all mystery behind it as well.

>>85304526
This. Jon in the books was literally about to lead an army of wildlings against the Warden of the North. For your average NW soldier it'd be easy to see how this would end with Jon being defeated and the NW being gutted to a man and completely abolished.

>>85302491
>>85300870
>I betrayed King Robb for this

>your favorite character either gets written out as a hero or he stays around long enough to become a parody

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>>85304768
>Robb lost his kingdom for THIS

Can you blame him?

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>>85304610
im a bastard too and i found out my dad's gf is 8 years younger than me and 10 years younger than my gf..

>>85304626
>The dogs have made a bond with Theon

Considering Ramsay made Theon sleep in their kennels this is very plausible and would have made for a much better comeuppance moment than Sansa getting revenge because the man she consented to marry put his dick in her.

>>85304661
And to adjust the appearance of height.

Sweeping is grueling metaphysical training.

>>85304661
I thought secreting gallons of poisoned wine from her pores was more impressive desu.

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>>85302923
way before anon. They are a fact.

But it's a shit show anyway, so why care

>>85302882
Makes me want to murder them even more.

>>85302882
would still fuck all three at once
for the watch

>>85304806
yes since he could have just kept her as a mistress like every normal person in westeros

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>GRRMs whole gimmick is that his stories are realistic and the good guy doesn't always win
>most of the Stark children are still alive while the rest of the great houses have either gone extinct or lost any meaningful power

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just finished watching the panel
boring and cringe as fuck
never let hodor host again

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>>85305005
Not our King. Our king is an honorable man

>>85305005
Worked out well for Tyrion.

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>>85304826
In the books I think he might die early in Winds. His entire character is a foil for Theon as Theon deals with all his insecurities. However if he has escaped Ramsay and regained his confidence then it seems Theon as grown as a character. He may be a mangled mess but he's gotten passed his insecurity and become strong again.

So, narrative-wise, what role is there left for Ramsay?

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>>85302404
Excuse me?!

>>85305045
We knew that A Dream of Spring was originally A Time For Wolves like a decade ago

>>85305135
Tyrion had no power, and was specifically warned by the person with power not to keep a mistress. Nobody is going to care if the king has a piece on the side.

>dragonspawn is King in the North
>will fuck his aunt this season (see spoilers)

>>85305174
does he still have his cock in the books

>>85305191
Will the Starks be gone by the end of the series? Supposedly after this Long Night the winters will never come again... so why would there be Starks in a land where winter is never coming?

>>85304806
holy fucking shit, more?

>>85305239
If I remember right in the books its only implied and not as obvious than in the show,
While something did happen around the area he still may have a cock just mutilated.

Been awhile since I read the books though.

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>>85305239
It's heavily implied he does not


He can lick really good though

Licks Jeyne Poole to orgasm so Ramsay can fuck her (or so the dogs can, it's not really clear)

why are the Dany chapters in ASoS so fucking bad

will they ever get better?

>>85305386
>orgasm from licking
GRRM confirmed virgin

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>>85305333
yeah, his probably had it lobbed off but they don't scream about it in the books.

>>85305268
Bran would replace Bloodraven, Jon is a Targ, Rickon will die leading a unicorn charge, and the girls won't birth Starks.

There, gone.
Minus all the Karstarks.

>>85301784
for you

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>>85305436
>>85305386

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>>85305436
>orgasm from licking in a very uncomfortable situation/circumstances
hmmmm

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When looking in retrospect you realize Tyrion is an idiot. He had one good idea and that was making a very long chain, which wasn't even in the show.

Post more Alys Karstark so that I can fulfill my fantasies of arranged marriage with a lovely northern girl.

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Why is this season so shit?

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>>85305398
god no, at least you've got Cersias POV to look forward to, very accurate portrayal of a womens inner machinations.

>>85305565
I enjoyed only the first season.

>>85305472
>girls won't birth Starks

If Sansa or Arya marry someone under them like a Wildling the kid can take the mother's name

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what's he doing right now?

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>>85302793

>>85304192
whaaaaaat?

>>85305608
They won't do that. They will marry someone deserving of them, and they sons will be lords, and princes, and kings.

>>85305647
>what's he doing right now?

Wondering why this show turn into such a train wreck

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>>85305647
Driving his car

While I might not know who this Gurm guy is, I really like the tone on which the new season starts off so far. It appears like it's finally the good guys turn!

>>85305647
Eating

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>>85305709

>>85305723
who's the fella on the left

>>85305506
It's not unheard of. I read an autobiography of a woman who was sexually assaulted and raped by her father from the age of five to twenty. Parts of it described how on some occasions she would orgasm, which she said she found to be worse than the rape itself.

>>85305747
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXU7XVK_2Wd6tAHYO8g9vAA

>>85304933
This.

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>>85305749
>to twenty

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>>85305775

>>85305749
Watch Jeanne Dielmann 23 quai du commerce 1080 Bruxelles

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>>85305574
Why is cannibalism so hot

>>85305174
Stannis is going to burn him before all the lords of the north as a big motivational boost which they need right now.

redpill me on the grand maester conspiracy

>>85305868
they want the world to end so they have new material to work with

>>85304806
>google says it's Anya Taylor Joy

I'm onto your alien tricks Anya it won't work.

>>85305863
>THE ONE PINTER SPECIAL
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>85305674
Well Arya is gonna marry Jon, t. Ned

Sansa can marry some lowly safe nonthreatening knight

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>>85305863
>that image

>>85305709
>>85305723
>>85305747
>>85305771
All Preston.

>>85305808
Some really retarded decisions on her part; she moved out at 16 but told him where she lived and worked so he just kept coming over.

What will Sansa and Robin's wedding night be like?

>>85305971
>she moved out at 16 but told him where she lived and worked so he just kept coming over.
god damn girl.

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>>85305906
I wonder what her parents think

>>85305971
oh please, she loved it

>>85305989
robin sucking on sansa's titties for milkies

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>>85301047
“He is here. Aegon has been shaped for rule since before he could walk. He has been trained in arms, as befits a knight to be, but that was not the end of his education. He reads and writes, he speaks several tongues, he has studied history and law and poetry. A septa has instructed him in the mysteries of the Faith since he was old enough to understand them. He has lived with fisherfolk, worked with his hands, swum in rivers and mended nets and learned to wash his own clothes at need. He can fish and cook and bind up a wound, he knows what it is like to be hungry, to be hunted, to be afraid. Tommen has been taught that kingship is his right. Aegon knows that kingship is his duty, that a king must put his people first, and live and rule for them."

>>85305901
>>85305315
>Muriel - Hegre

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>>85305999
Incest but nice trips my friend.

>>85305989
Sansa will give him sweetsleep, then sneak into Yohn Royce's room

>>85305045
>GRRM bla bla bla
>Show bla bla bla
GRRM doesn't write the show.
The great houses are doing just fine in the books.

Even IF margaery dies, Willas is alive, Garlan is alive, Loras may or may not be wounded, but still alive.

The Greyjoy still have Asha, Euron, Aeron, Victarion, Theon

The Martell have a million bastards, as well as Arianne, Tristane, may or may not Quentyn

etc..etc..

>>85305989
We all know Whoever Robin marries,
Hes going straight for the tits when it comes to the consummation.

>>85305459
kek mad virgins

>>85305386
>>85305436
actually it's anon confirmed virgin. He doesn't lick her to orgasm. That's not what "Get her ready" means.

He just gets her wet.

>>85306102
The Lannisters aren't but at least they have a city of cousin families.

>>85306132
>implying he won't be dead within the month

>>85306009
>That face

>>85305999
Where did this happen? Also at the age of 16 she moved out and lived on her own or with someone?

>>85306132
Bessie is the woman for him.

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>>85306132
damn straight

>>85306132
He'd make Ros his new mommy if she was still alive

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>>85301390
We had such nice hopes and dreams, we did

So let me get this straight
>The north: Fuck Robb he was dumb marrying Talisa and got us all killed the boltons are better
>Lannisters: Cersei is awesome she killed our commader lord kevan lannister but she can get Randal Tarly and a massive organised lannister army on her side that defeats high garden
>Jon: Lol fuck the north heres my crown and i want to fuck you

>>85301047
second worst plot point in the books

doesn't help that faggot artwork

>>85301390
>>85306215
with how SHIT euron is, i'm glad they didn't get mads

>>85306150
another virgin confirmed,
Licking does nothing for a woman, only sucking

>>85306163
>Robin is a weak, sickly child, who LF is planning to kill and a maester is slowly poisoning to death.

Therefore he's the most bullet proof person in the entire series and will be alive at the end.

>>85306032
>>85306132
Would Sansa be happy?

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>>85306196
Oh my,
He seems a little old to be doing that,
Somebody should stop this.

>>85301390
sweet summerchild.

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>>85306249
ITS SO FUCKING BAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efwghvZcMRc

>>85306196
>endless loop of breastfeeding
>this will never be your life

>>85306284
dpes mommy milk have an expiration date?

>>85305045

a-are they fucking?

Is Jorah killing Danerys confirmed?

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>>85306314
>KCohere331 year ago
This scene was awesome. I'm glad they didn't drag it out with a bunch of foolishness. They got right to the point and the scene where Euron is drowned while Yara and Theon steal his ships was amazingly done. I loved it so much Ive watched a dozen times and I didn't even like the Ironborn stuff in the books. Euron always seemed more insane to me than cunning and brave.

>>85306385
why would he kill him now, he's been friendzoned but always been muh khaleesi yaas

Gregor, joffery, euron, ramsay

who else is a cartoon villain?

>>85306516
The Night's King but he can't help being a mindless zombie

>>85306516
dany

>>85306478
no TWOW in 2017 confirmed.
Probly not in 2018 speculation

Plus the whole doom of Valyria is a no go.

http://grrm.livejournal.com/544709.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

>>85306102

The Lannisters are pretty fucked at the end of ADWD

Kevan dead and Cersei waiting for trial with Jamie actually having abandoned her

>>85306516
that guy from Hogwarts

>>85306573

There's a City, Lannisport filled with Lann's offshoots.

>>85306564
can you greentext what he said?

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>>85306516
>Gregor, joffery, euron, ramsay
>is a cartoon villain
Please explain

>>85304720
>>85304627

Second. I don't know or care about generic pop musician currently trending having a cameo but having some lads in the woods shooting the shit, complaining about their jobs, it was a nice bit of world-building that has been sorely lacking in the past three seasons.

>>85306516
The Brave Companions. I thought it was funny how they all came off like comic book villains.

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>>85302923
I typed it up a little over a month ago just compiling the known leaks and putting shit where I thought it made sense. I already fucked up the ordering somewhat and would have put more effort into it if I knew it would be reposted so much

>>85306677
>grr muh big sword me very strong where enemy at
>omg im so evil mommy wtf omg im telling mommy
>so epic pirate i am the storm brother xd
>oops sorry forgot my shirt check my double wielded daggers and funny joker quips ;P

>>85306640
So what, all the strong leadership is dead and no clear successor has been shown, all that's left is cersei and a bunch of cousins

everyone hates the lannisters now too, and all those cousins have is gold, which admittedly counts for a lot

regardless, house lannister is not "doing fine" at the end of ADWD

>>85306837
>>85306837
>>85306837

>>85306652
>Winds of Winter is still months away from being finished
>History of the Targaryen kings of Westeros will be in two volumes; first volume likely to be released 2018
>advertisement for some other authors book

Big load of nothing

>>85306856
isn't this a bit premature?

>>85306813
Agree they are very much in a bad place, especially once Kevin is killed but they'll be some cousin somewhere in Lannisport to take over, they'll have a clear line like in the Vale with Harry the Bastard.

>>85306870
fucking cunt still shilling other books instead of finishing twow. If he didnt want shitty journalists to endlessly speculate that he hasnt written anything then maybe he should actually work insead of shilling.

>>85302923
wow, so the show will end without concluding anything

okay

>>85302468
>>Sansa smugly knocks his king over with her queen
That's a chess legal move.

>>85301253
Agree, except for paul

>>85302468
I can see it now bravo D&D

>>85305864
last game of CK2 I played I was Roose in the war with Stannis

However I got captured by Rodrick Forrester in some piss shit little battle where I outnumbered him more than 10 to 1.

Anyway, I got taken to Ironrath and lost the war... but Ramsay was taken by Stannis and burned.

Forresters released me after I paid them a high ransom.

Survived to have several sons but never got the North back from Rickon

>>85306516
Stannis.