How would you survive against the Terminator?

with the power of love

electrocute him

>>85299610
most of the time people survive against terminators with the help of some time traveller, so i would go for that option too

It's cool, I'm not related to the Connor family.

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With a logical paradox.

>>85299610
Why are the T800 tougher to kill than t1000, TX and Nanobot Terminators?

>>85300006
They aren't. Explain why you think they are.

>>85299610
Magnets.

>>85300087
Not him but I'm guessing it's because the T800 beats all of those other terminators.

>>85300006
just like with humans AI machines rely on one competent mind to design the original then leech off it with branding and marketing

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>>85299610
500 Magnum.

>>85299610
Why did Terminator turn into a skeleton?

I would explain to him that the paradoxes created by all the time traveling in the series mean he cannot exist at this time, and the realization would cause him to vanish into thin air.

>>85300006
What about the I-950?

>>85300140
this
only retard nu-terminator fans disagree

>>85300264

This statement makes no sense

>>85300175
because a future not so far far away is actually hell

>>85300327

It really is if you think about it

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>>85300415
just enjoy the ride friendo

>>85299610
run away and change my identity

>>85299610
>How would you survive against the Terminator?
50 cal shot to the head.

>>85301464
>run away and change my identity
Hell, all you'd have to do is step over the California border and no terminator would ever find you.

>>85299610
travelling to a third world country

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>>85299610
Get Allstate insurance.
Are you in good hands?
Fuck that shit.

Go to the closest airport. Seriously what's the terminator gonna do when I'm on another continent?

>>85299610
Outsmart him. Drive to my local military base, tell them i have intel concerning a terrorist and wait till he comes to me. Tin man gets btfo by SAS.

>>85303999
This is actually incredibly smart, he couldnt board a commercial plane since he's made out of metal. And even if he tried to hijack a helicopter or plane it would probably crash since he weighs a few tons.

>>85299610
Throw liquid melted lead at it.

go back and time and stop myself from being born

>>85299610
Tell him I'm at the Galleria

>>85304054
>he walks through the ocean without any problem
>you'll live you're entire life in fear

Nice move, Einstein.

UZI NINE MILLIMETER

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>>85300006

Same reason Nokia 3210 still lasts while your iPhone shits the bed after a few years.

>>85304147
If he cant withstand a press crushing him he cant withstand the water pressure while being on the ocean floor, go home terminator you're done

>>85299610
Do I have to use those future laser rifles?
Or I can kill it with RPG, just grenade, or just bigger caliber guns ?
How come all rebels use plasma rifles in the future?

>>85304054
that and since i know hes a machine, that makes it all the more easier for soldiers to take him down.
>"oh he can tank normal rounds? good thing we have armor piercing."
i get to live, army gets scrap for kill bots. win win

>>85299610
very carefully

>>85304229
>implying some whalebros aren't going to help t800

You're fucked nigga, even the ocean hates you

>>85299610
call the coppers

>>85304054
>couldnt board a commercial plane since he's made out of metal.
Pretty sure skynet would fix the airport security for him , if it doesn't like to book a military cargo plane for him

>>85299610

If tell the Clintons that the Terminator has evidence that could lead to Killary's arrest

>>85304367
>army gets scrap for kill bots.
That's probably a wrong move in the long term

>>85304594
Probably. but getting terminator plans would lead to major robotics and bionics developments. Rescue drones, agri drones, exo suits, prosthetics

>>85304054

>he weighs a few tons

WhatthefuckamIreading.jpg

>>85304544

Was getting shot by the cops part of your plan, Anon?

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>>85299610
Hmm...well are terminator waterproof? If so I have a few ideas

>>85304546

>he thinks Skynet is active in the current year

Isn't Summer over yet?

>>85304684
>but getting terminator plans would lead to major robotics and bionics developments. Rescue drones, agri drones, exo suits, prosthetics

Yeah, cos all that happened in the original timeline ... oh, wait...

>>85300166
While that's one heck of an impressive peice, /k/omando, you do realize he's got his weight to his side so he won't be as knocked back. You may have to worry about rate of fire.

Pipe bombs worked great

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>>85304833
>he doesn't know

>>85300175
They were in the middle of making humanoid robots that looked like a soldier that happened to look like Arnold, then Skynet hit and boom, they just took them over for themselves but remember the OG termninators in 1 had rubber skin.

>>85299610
>How would you survive against the Terminator?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raufoss_Mk_211

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>>85304984
I needed this to my fap collection.

Pull everything I have out of my bank account and then use the cash to go off the grid.

Toss all my IDs and burn away my fingertips so I can't be ID'd.

For a while I'd be homeless until I can establish a new identity and get an ID that way.

EMP

>>85300140
The T-800 always had immense help from other people. 1v1 the T-800 always lost. T-1000 beat his ass, T-X beat his ass.

>>85303619
his nuclear fuel cells literally lasts hundreds of years. he will find you at some point.

>>85300166
I've been tempted to get one of those hand cannons, but I worry about going deaf if I ever had to fire one off inside the home.

>>85304833
>he thinks everything has to stay Judgment Day style and everything after T2 is to be ignored
If the franchise wants to live and have any new sequel it needs to activate Skynet on Internet.

Besides even back in T2 the terminator infiltrated into police force and used their computers. The protagonists are rebels and cannot call police.

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>>85299610
i would of course kill him with my lahti anti-tank rifle

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/The_Terminator#Lahti_L-39

bitch could not stand up to finnish firepower

>>85305063
Beat me to it. Good job, anon

>>85305051
>burn away my fingertips

They will grow back, along with your exact same fingerprints. Unless you mean burn away completely because that would just be retarded.

>>85305051
Do you have countermeasure against centralized surveillance camera network with facial and car recognition?

>>85305179

Completely. Burn/scrape until there's nothing but scar tissue there.

After tossing the ID that's literally the only way I can be identified so once that's take care of I'm home free.

>>85303619
He uses internet to book tickets and uber to your location

>>85305249
You need to deal with the security cameras now

>>85305205

Car part is irrelevant since I'm not going to be driving my own car anymore under my previous identity.

The camera system might be tricky but currently my face is in no database other than the DMV and those photos they take are crap anyway and not suited for facial recog.

Also it's fairly easy to grow beard/get gaunt so you can't be ID'd that way.

All of it is a stretch but if you move 10 states over or into another country it's easier.

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>>85304833
>(Posted from my iPhone)

>>85305329

that's only a major concern if your face is already in the law enforcement database due to a prior.

>>85299610
since i'm neither john connor or his mother i'd strip naked and run away

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>>85304984
>>85305023
Here is what it does to the head of a terminator.

I know people prefer T2 and hate Nu-terminators

But Internet and other smart shits are here now.

I remember that in T2 the T1000 still can't directly connect to the present day computers but since then the Nu-terminators always can

That's easy. I'd change my name from John Connors to something else. T800 would never find me.

>>85300006
because they were designed to look like arnold swarzenegger

I'd make it fall in love with me and beat up all the mean dudes on 4chun who call me autism and redddittt

>>85300006
he was build with 95% Nintendium

First thing I would wonder is why a Terminator was sent back in time to kill me and take solace in the fact that obviously I'm somebody very vital to the fate of the future or that I'm going to sire someone vital.

>>85306329
or you happen to just have the same name as someone who is important in the future, just think about all the dead Sarah Conners.

>>85300006
The in-universe explanation is that the T-1000 is very expensive. Sure Skynet doesn't have money, but basically it can build hundreds, maybe a thousand T-800 for the resources of one T-1000. The result is a a robot that is good at mimicry but still weaker.

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>>85300006

Because it's fewkin Arnold bro.

>>85305645
>this is the best plan on this thread

>>85299610
> are you Sarah Connor?
> no
> sorry to bother you, ma'am

>>85306400
Shit, I forgot about that.

>>85306554
We are not in pre-Judgement Day T1T2 1992 era anymore

>>85306400
Wait, how come in T2 the T800 can spot teenager John right away from a bridge?

>>85306953
It has very good eyesight from eating carrots

>>85304984
>>85305023
>>85305622
Samefag

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>>85307202
Call the cops then, faggot

>>85307293
Stay mad

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>>85299610
It's 2017, botnet controls all computers and knows everything about everyone. There's no escape.

>>85307202
>>85307335
Samefag

>>85300006
>TX and Nanobot Terminators?

T600, T800 and T1000 are the only ones that have been mentioned.

Unless you consider those things, produced after T2, that have "Terminator" name on the title but don't qualify as legitimate movies

>>85305249

Don't forget to cut your teeth out.

i would stream him cunny

>>85306193

>I prefer Terminator:The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Whew.

>>85306400

>Conners

Who?

The liquid metal cop one from T2 was unstoppable by normal humans. Arnold terminator could barely defeat him.

>>85308781
I didn't say that, meanie

>>85306953
It had detailed files, it probably has photographs of him in his CPU.

As soon as he saw him, he went for him

>>85299610
fuck him to death

>>85306953
They have John's picture. They just don't have Sarah's picture so they can only go by names

>>85308890
you would break your dick

>>85306953

In T2 the T800 was reprogrammed by the Resistance and so had better info on JC

>>85309075
Good one.

>>85304054
How long will they let you stay on the base until they figure you're a loon? You have no way of knowing when the Terminator is going to show up.

change my name.

"r u Sarah Connah?"
"no."
"k."

>>85309451
"Your penis erection and testosterone level show that you are lying"

>>85299610
I sucked off Arnie once. Kept on saying I needed to smelt is iron ore. Shit was not cash.

Why send Arnold motherfucking Schwartz to kill Sarah Connor? when you could have sent him to seduce and cuck Kyle THEN kill Sarah?

checkmate

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>>85299610
Cobra Assault Cannon
State of the art
Bang bang!

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>>85306953
because he comes from the future.
the Future John could have told him in what kind of place he was roaming around when he was a kid so the T800 went to the house first, then went into the mall he also knew what he looked like and his facial features.

>change name
>go to a different country to buy some time
>join the military
>lets see how a whole military base tries to kill a terminator

>>85309660
Overlooked post

>>85309661
>implying T800 seducing boi John isn't cannon

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>>85307202
>Samefag

>>85310586
>T800 didn't came
>on Judgement Day the said military base gets nuked
>even if you manage to survive that you are now not part of American Resistance therefore there is nothing you can do

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>>85310586
>change name
what do you think will that change you dumb fuck? he already KNOWS your future name, Skynet had access to all databases so it could via the documents know WHEN you changed your name and WHERE giving it a good window to kill you when you're filling out the papers and get it certificated
>go to a different country to buy some time
how do you even plan to leave the country, on the airport he can easily get you, imagine sitting in the plane waiting for takeoff and suddenly you see Schwarzenegger enter, you're fucked. also its possible he gets his metallic hands on a MANPAD and crashes your plane with no survivors.
>join the military
and you plan to stay in the base 24/7? he is an infiltration unit and he could easily get in and murder you with whatever your military has stocked in the base there
>lets see how a whole military base tries to kill a terminator
will they destroy it before it drives a 40 wheeler into your torso? what do you think?