WATCH MY MOVIE YOU FUCKS
>>85297464
>this is a 10/10 in burgerland
>>85297464
I don't mind Cara actually.
I don't get /tv/'s hate.
>>85297464
Its called Hey Arnold, not Hey Helga.
>>85297464
>even british """""""supermodels"""""" have piss yelow teeth
jesus guys fix yourselves
>>85297464
I tried to, but the afternoon showing was sold out
>>85299524
bbcd?
I met her a few years ago at a charity event. She was lovely, really, and excellent conversation. Which is surprising, as her family and industry are full of the lowest of the low.
>>85299920
shes really fun
>>85299920
>>85300282
You mean she acts like that and that you buy into it. Cool keep sucking on her fat dick then.
>>85299920
are you French?
>>85300301
>keep sucking on her fat dick then
w-what?
>>85297464
Disgusting britrat
Pig disgusting
>>85297464
Well thanks for that picture OP, i now consider her much less cute.
>>85299833
>big black cock delevingne
damn they got the brits too
I am convinced she lies at the lower end of the autism spectrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFy3rEG91OU
>>85301045
what does that mean?
>>85300973
It's ok anon, i didn't think much of her anyway...she has great eyebrows. But my heart belongs to Anya
>>85301045
are all autistic girls sluts?
>>85297464
I will, it opens august 2nd here.
Imagine not having a Cara waifu, must be a sad and empty existence.
>>85297464
giv brezhnev gf
>>85301091
Bushy eyebrows are not attractive.
>>85301272
lel
>>85301362
yes they are
>>85297464
kek she looks like a wild one.
She's average as fuck with a skeleton body. Fuck off.
>>85301228
She is my dream desu
>>85301362
>Bushy eyebrows are not attractive.
lol..ok
>>85301628
>>85301527
>>85300525
>>85301628
I'm getting mixed opinions here. Who should I believe?
>>85301705
>>85301688
Much better thx
>>85301705
What does your heart (or dick) tell you?
>>85301329
/tv/ with sound when?
>sickening yellow teeth
brits are subhumans. kill all anglos.
I saw it. I liked it. I can understand why people have a Cara folder, she was alluring in it desu
>>85301914
not soon enough
>>85301705
Only believe your dick, Anon.
>>85301126
No, but the ones who are go all out
>tfw no cara
Did Daniel Bruhl change his sex?
>People trying to defend this ugly junkie ass bitch
The only things she has going for her are her eyes and her eyebrows. Look for a photo of her without makeup/photoshop and you'll see the truth.
>>85302147
>can't find her attractive unless I imagine she has a massive girlcock
>>85301705
First pic is legit.
Other 2 pics are from modelling. You DO know they photoshop to make her look a bit more fuller, right?
top tier eyebrows
>>85299587
Cara is British m8
>>85302273
Her pussy must be thick too cause your eyebrows and pubes are the same density and color
>>85302225
>>85302147
Who makes these damn pics lmao
>>85301640
gib gf
F R I D G E
Cara or Babs, /tv/?
>>85302406
>No tits
>No ass
>No curves
>Fridge type of body
>British
>Drug addicted
>Awful personality when she's not in camera
What do mpeople see in her again?
>>85299587
She's British you fucking idiot. We like titcows with liposuction here.
>>85297464
>WATCH MY MOVIE YOU FUCKS
I will this tuesday on discount movie day.
>>85302604
>hurr my curves
can't wait til this reddit shit dies and we go back to 90s body ideals desu
go jerk off to tumblr pics of marilyn monroe
>>85302941
Looks like a trap to me.
>inb4 thats even better
Fuck off.
>>85303048
this desu
>>85302604
you forgot
>no talent for acting
this is what happens when you have powerful friends that can force your shit into hollywood.
>>85301433
Whoa so zany and rando
Look out for this one ! A real corker
>>85303068
>a literal supermodel looks like a trap to me
have you ever considered the issue might be on your end
>>85297464
I WILL
I WILL
JUST STOP GROWLING
>>85299827
>even British supermodels have teeth-coloured teeth
ftfy
>>85297464
Why? It looks fucking stupid.
Why are people suddenly shitting on Cara, I though she was /ourgirl/?
>>85303212
she is
wow she's very sweaty
>>85300895
You mean you haven't already seen and ejaculated to OP's picture?
>>85303212
>Why are people suddenly shitting on Cara
Because eventually /tv/ ends up hating everything.
>>85303212
Falseflagging.
>>85303251
This.
It's non-discriminatory to end up hating everything with total equality.
So we have to be polite and progressive with not liking everything because anything less would be considered rude.
>shill for Cara back when she's relevant and remotely likeable/hot
>suddenly everybody on /tv/ is shilling for her now that all she does is post DRUMPF shit on her instragram and she cut off all her beautiful hair to look like a hideous short haired dyke cunt
wow what a COHENcidence
>>85297464
I find it kind of funny that multiple reviews I saw said Valerian was ruined by casting. Why doesn't Besson just do his movies in French with French actors?
>>85303324
trump loves jews so whats your point exactly
>>85299920
She seems like a really sweet and fun person. I wish i was her.
>>85303352
Because the best French movies make 1/1000 what the best english-speaking movies make.
>>85300757
I've seen men wearing dresses, I'm 99% sure that's a man in a dress
>>85300282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYsfIYUV4Gk
>>85297464
isn't she gay? wasn't she dating st vincent for a while
>>85300525
i would like to stick my face in between her buttcheeks and put my tongue into her butthole
Choose your poison /tv/
>>85297464
can't act: the girl
>>85303525
im 100% sure you're retarded
>>85303670
what do you mean??
>>85301045
The muscle/tendon over her temples are so noticeable when she eats, just like mine!!
We have so much in common, we both want to be grills. Cara, call me, you have my number.
>>85301362
>doesn't like bushy eyebrows
Faggot
>>85301272
giv poster you are better than pusy poster.
>>85303755
>me bottom right
>>85302263
It doesn't matter, Anon. We still love you.
>>85303212
>/ourgirl/
She's ugly as fuck and can't act for shit, is literally only famous because of her dad. Why in the hell do you people pretend to like her?
>>85303696
Ana de Armas is so hot, fuck, I'd love to just sniff her pussy.
>>85303850I'm both.
>>85302263
Haha, imagine taking of her panties and out flops a fat, meaty 8 incher. What would one even do in such a situation?
>>85300282
sticcc
>>85297464
Cool it eyebrows.
>>85303998
HAHAHAHA FUCK OFF! I can't believe I laughed that, you base cunt.
>>85303755
i bet her braps are cute and squeaky
i would very much like to witness one of them in close proximity
>>85304066
*at
>>85303986
>I'm both.
I was right. Nice.
>>85303755
>That froppy ass
Into the trash it goes.
>>85303198
Imagine being this stupid lads.
You fell for the memes, you yellow toothed fat fuck. Much like a rusty car, yellow teeth will still get the job done but they ALWAYS look like shit. Sorry that you were too stupid to recognize memes, yellow teeth are indicative of bad brushing and mouth health habits and white teeth are the pinnacle in terms of tooth health.
Fucking idiot hahah.
t. dental student at a better school than you could ever hope to get in at
>>85300525
breh
>>85304314
>>85304384
BREH
>>85304384
would be hot if she didn't have a fridge body
>>85304452
>>85304384
not her tho
>>85304384
Spoilering NSFW content on a blue board won't help you, Anon.
>>85304334
This one's NOT gonna be the one the family hands over its successful businesses to when the time comes.
>>85304505
what? yes it is
>>85297464
Awful teeth, Britlets are ugly and disgusting creatures
>>85304509
it makes it slightly less likely for autists to report me
>>85304384
>>85304502
Based fucking Cara
>>85303998
its been a while since i took etiquette class but im sure manners dictate that at that point you gag on her fat girlcock until she fills your stomach with her femsemen
She's gonna be an actress, deal with it.
How do we battle nepotism?
>>85304384
>>85304502
her tits are the perfect size
>>85304865
She didn't earn it though, annd it came down to "daddy! I want to be in a movie!"
Rich powerful well-connected daddy: "OK pumpkin whatever you want."
Cara: "also daddy I need a new Ferrari! Mine's old and got dirty! This is the worst 7/7 ever!"
Rich powerful well-connected daddy: "OK pumpkin whatever you want."
>>85304718
Well, I didn't report you so it looks like it worked. wp.
>>85304901
yup
>>85304865
I didn't know she had rickets.
>>85303236
>deodorant
>>85302604
>Awful personality when she's not in camera
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>85302941
>can't act even in a fuckin commercial
>>85305066
Ofc he doesnt.
>>85299827
I mean, natural normal teeth tend to have a slight yellow tint to it, only ameriniggers are obsessed with bleaching everything white, their teeth, their assholes, and they event want to bleach up their niggers so..
>>85304963
Huh
Really isn't that wowing without all the makeup, studio lighting and photo touchups. Technology was a mistake.
>>85303696
Who's the girl on the right?
I think I'm in love.
>>85304227
If you smoke and drink coffee/tea on daily basis no amount of brushing will keep your teeth white, just as whitening your teeth to look good doesnt mean your teeth are healthy.
TL;DR in this day and age you cant trust anythingrequesting not even yourself jpg
>>85305337
ana de armas
>>85297464
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, FUCK OFF YOU SKANKY PUG UGLY DYKE, GO PLAY WITH MOMMY AND DADDY'S MONEY YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!FACT!!! https://youtu.be/5OkqAztfS-4
>>85297464
Isnt she from the UK?
Wouldnt she say something like
>watch my movie you wanker?
>>85305337
>>85305592
discount riley reid
>>85305407
>>85305634
>comparing a Goddess to a cumsock
>>85305690
i like riley but i wouldnt really call her a goddess
>>85305732
>>85305768
>>85297464
eww, her teeth look like uncooked sweet corn.
>>85305770
>>85305843
>>85297464
dunkirks out. you blind?
i like this one better
>>85305880
This has now evolved into a superior thread, an Ana de Armas appreciation thread.
>>85300525
Honestly, I wouldn't mind having sex with her.
>>85305831
She literally looks like Pete Doherty but with long hair and tits.
>>85305933
Ana is love
Ana is life
>>85304227
Lol
I've never had a cavity in my life yet I drink coffee everyday and my teeth are not white. I also floss and brush everyday.
Have fun staring into mouths for the rest of your life.
>>85305732
>>85305880
>That ass
My dick can't take it anymore.
>>85304384
there is more from this photoshoot
>>85306113
>>85306165
>>85297464
this is 11/10 in bong
>>85299833
bloods
>>85306295
americans made her famous. same thing happened with russell brand and tom hardy.
could you imagine walking past the toilet when shes on it? Hearing the pssssssss, then a loud BRRRRFFFFTT, followed by the *Kerplonk* of her excrement leaving her body... 'exquisite' id say to myself, breathless
>>85306476
Yeah but Tom is /our/ guy
>>85305592
>>85305635
>>85305732
>>85305732
>>85305770
>>85305843
>>85305880
>>85305926
>>85305933
>>85305968
>>85306017
>>85306165
>That face structure
>Those eyes
>That body
Is this what we call perfection?
>>85306671
it's what we call generic. cara is our queen.
>>85306701
Fuck off with your trap fetish.
>>85306671
it is indeed
>>85306730
fuck off with your female fetish.
>>85303696
>this cherry picking
>>85306701
>You will never have a threesome with Cara and that St. Vincent girl
just end it
>>85302263
you're not attracted to girls anymore you're attracted to the third genre called "the androgynous genre"
>>85306827
>>85306827
Your junkie waifu it's trash, just accept it and move on faggot.
>>85306991
there's nothing androgynous about a "massive cock"
>>85297464
Alright.
>>85299747
WAIT SHE'S IN GTA TOO??? HOLY FUCK SHE'S PERFECT
>>85300525
>XII
>DD
what did she mean by this ?
>>85307244
But I don't have a waifu.
>>85307073
your shit generic waifu has to piggyback off a superior waifu's thread. fuck off.
>>85307497
Sad.
Someone give this anon a waifu.
>>85297464
Those are some beautiful teeth lol
>>85307384
Shes the Non Stop Pop host
>>85307512
Ana is saving this thread tbqh
>>85307678
>>85307717
How can cara ever compete?
>>85307678
everyone was put to sleep as soon as your spam started.
>>85307763
2lbs of makeup
>>85307763
I got mixed feelings with her as a brunette. Much prefer short blonde hair.
Cara can't compete face wise or even body wise to be honest.
>>85307842
>>85307852
>implying you wouldn't impregnate her
>>85307512
I hope you're baiting cause fuck, Ana de Armas is way more beautiful when compared with Cara. There's just not point discussig this obvious fact.
>>85297464
damn those teeth are yellow. still cute though.
>>85307925
>>85307925
I loved that movie. I enjoy the work of Eli Roth unironically.
Green Inferno with his wife was fun too
>>85307950
>>85307678
Is this a spainfu thread now?
>>85299524
>nigger
What the fuck, Cara?
>>85307925
>>85307987
11/10 breasts
>>85307925
>that smile
She could go bald for all I care.
>>85307925
>>85307987
Holy jesus. Time to fap it seems.
>>85307999
Yeah, he is very unapologetic about gore and nudity. Really makes his movies stand out and they're fun to watch for the titties and gore even if the movie itself isn't very good.
>>85307987
>Those nips
Fuck, I want to ungodly things to them.
>>85308068
Who was in the wrong here?
>>85307925
mmmmmmmm look at her clavicle
>>85307941
wtf i want to betray my race now
>>85303871
Pusy poster is dead. I got his IP address and blackmailed him
The dumb pussy faggot
>>85308172
IT WAS FREE PIZZA!!!
I do think the girls were in the wrong here, I mean honestly you're both at least 9/10s and you're going around tempting a man with a threesome. Even the Pope would have at least fingered them.
>>85307925
A literal goddess. I would fuck the shit out of her anytime.
>>85299747
Are these fake bio pages some kind of place where fat fetishist go to or something?
>>85308331
>>85301272
>tfw you stalk giv poster in every thread and you immediately report him
>>85301640
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
>>85308744
>he doesn't know about Jennifer Connelly
>>85308735
>implying i am the original givposter. We are many.
>>85308869
one less autist
>>85308267
what about the based puse poster?
>>85308869
>We are many
Not "We are legion". You blew it.
>>85305732
>>85308258
>cuban
please, shes at least 80% spanish/white
>>85308925
Are you under the impression that reports do anything?
>>85309134
yes.
>>85309148
>yes.
>>85309148
lol
i remember being this new
it was a better time honestly
>>85300282
This is why god has cursed you with wenger!
>>85309187
I don't know why, but the thought of a balding, obese and autistic NEET posting green frogs is very amusing to me
>>85301914
not before /mu/ gets sound
>>85301091
That's not an anon... That's the jewmaican!
He's basically the swagotelli of 4chan. Dodgy accent too!
>>85308306
The Pope?
>too old
>>85309148
>>85309248
yw
>>85301961
Most people have a slight dull white anyway. Hers are exceptionally bad due to being a heavy smoker.
Not all Brits have bad teeth.
>>85297464
Was contemplating doing a double-bill with it and Dunkirk earlier tonight. But I decided to drink beers and play CAH with my mates instead.
Will watch the BluRay h.264 tho
>>85300282
aaand she's expended 75% of her energy for the day, she will sleep for 14 hours soon.
>Meanwhile on /tv/
>>85310124
U the reason studios only do capeshit and reboots
>They're trying something new and innovative
>Better stay at home and download
>Save my shekels solely for hollywood WW2 movies and disneymarvel
>>85310372
I ended up seeing Dunkirk in 70mm though. It was mostly that the time was a factor that I didn't see both of them.
>>85303212
they can't handle that Valerian > Dunkirk
I actually want to see Valerian, but I stopped going to movie theaters 10 years ago.
>>85310461
ok, some other time then.
>>85301120
Ayylmao
>>85305732
rather boring face
>>85305933
Sure, Cara gave me a chub, she expanded it to a full hard on.
>>85302046
Zen.
>>85303352
Its true. The world is interesting and the art direction is well done; variety of aliens and interesting (because its so commercialized) use of dimensional travel.although the comic/animated series premise of the two of them being spacial anomaly/time cops is waaay more interesting than the story in the film.
But holy fuck these two have 0 chemistry together. I don't buy that he's a ladykiller and I don't buy that she wants to fuck him - or that she's interested in marriage with him for that matter. None of their relationship beats are earned and their care for each other comes out of no discernable place. Is it duty? Is it love? Is it habit? I couldn't tell you and neither did Besson.
It's a dayum shame tbqh. I'd watch another Valerian & Laureline story but one or both of the actors have to go(ideally him, I do think shes a qt)and someone has to write Besson a script with a plot worth a damn.
>>85304227
>dental student
started lolling right there. whats the matter faggot, MCAT score to shit to be a real doctor?
"""T3""" dental school. my fucking sides.
There's nothing more unattractive than an arrogant woman.
I think she's an adorable ragamuffin.
>>85303438
That's the wrong thing to say anon, you are supposed to say “i want her“
>>85300282
Spooky skeleton.
>>85300973
>i really liked her in this movie
even after all the hate and horrible pictures i still fap to her because she was just so damn fucking hot in this movie
>>85297464
Ahh to be a priviledged white female.
>>85306991
>"the androgynous genre"
mmm the best genre if you ask me
>>85312502
this guy gets it
>>85300525
nice table
>>85299524
dumb cunt will get shot by some dumbass crip
>there are people ITT right now who are going to see this movie
are you 10?
>>85297464
i unironically loved her as the GTA radio dj
>>85297464
shes so bad at acting
juno temple could have made a better work as Laureline
>>85312551
a man of taste
>>85314123
I like Juno but just like Cara, she would have been miscast in the role.
>>85314202
>miscast
in your h opinion, who could have benn the prime cast?
>tfw so contrarian that i like her because /tv/ hates her
>>85297464
I like her, but its a mistake to cast her next to Dane Dehaan. They both look like siblings. Now this entire movie is going to have an incestual overtone.
>>85314254
Lily James would have been a bit better for the role.
>>85314123
>>85314202
The thing is..
>Name one charismatic, female blockbuster lead under 30
>Name one charismatic, male blockbuster lead under 30
Name them and I will tell you why you're wrong.
>>85301272
>my sides
LITERALLY
PERFECT
>>85297464
Literally who even is this??? Also what movie ??
>>85314526
If you like goblins
>>85313004
dumb cunt will get BLACKED by some dumbass crip*
>>85314426
Karen Gillian
and
Taylor Kitsch
>>85314737
>Taylor Kitsch
His 36 years old.
>>85314835
if it wasnt for wikipedia you wouldn't know
>>85312502
name?
>>85304038
sexy titcow
>>85314737
Karen Gillian COULD work, but she is unproven. Her biggest role is minor character in GOTG.
Taylor Kitsch is 36 and he's bombed more blockbusters than most. They tried to make him a star but it didn't work
>Xmen Origins
>John Carter
>Battleship
>Savages
You only get so many chances
>>85314997
>all those literally who franchises
kitsch is a directions actor, bresson could guide him through the gig
yo valerian was a shit movie
>>85311636
>>85314260
>>85314526
>>85314997
CARA IS CUTE! CUTE!!
>>85315125
>Hey man u wanna see that new Taylor Kitsch movie?
>YOU KNOW IT *fistbump*
This has never happened. I dont even have anything against him. But he's not that type of actor.
>>85297464
>fugly ass Linda Blair in the exorcist looking bitch
It's amazing how much of the CUTE CUTE was just hair. Now she looks like another Katy Perry, Emma Watson SJW feminist.
>>85315235
>hey girl u wanna see that new movie with that totally handsome babe Talylor Kitsch?
>you know my type of boys, gurl
---
>hei dude wanna see star wars but french with a redhead and some other dude
>yeah dude thats sounds neat
it is as easy as that
>>85315429
Are you Taylor Kitsch? It's okay if you are
A big movie lead actor/actress has to appeal to all markets.
Both men and women like Emma Stone
Both men and women like Ryan Gosling
Both men and women like Channing Tatum
Etc.
>>85315649
you are right
HOWEVER we are talking of a scifi comedy not a melodrama
>>85314915
I think they're both Kelly Kopen
be warned, if you go down this path there's no turning back.
>>85314460
I cannot unsee it
>>85302522
babs
>>85303068
>hot as fuck british super model looks like a trap
nice projecting lol
Since this seems to be the closest thing to a Valerian thread, I'm going to ask the question that's been bugging me since I got back from the movies last night.
Wasn't Clive Owen obviously in the right?
>>85303048
Go die.
Women need some shape, even if they have nice muscles, or just natural shape, they need some shape. The 90s had the worst body type ideals, you dense cunt.
>>85315919
did nothing for me t b h f a m, thanks for info tho
>>85301001
Chuckled.
>>85301228
lady garden?
>>85300282
She reminds me of helga patacki for some reason. Not sure why.
>>85315189
Uhh...what?
>>85316995
maybe your dick is broken anon.
I'd recommend gettin that shit checked out.